Defendant SENTENCED to 92 YEARS in PRISON

[@HamiltonRb]

92 years? If you keep yourself busy in there, time will fly by and only seem like 80 years

[@edpublic]

and that 80years should be perfect for'm to get his GED

[@sunnyblueskies6505]

😂

[@aubreyleonae4108]

79 with sterling behavior.

[@mburke0330]

😂

[@amck72]

He will also get a lot of girlfriends to have surprise sex with as well

[@CanIGetANumber2]

Not being able to keep your mouth shut BEFORE your sentencing has to be one of the greatest examples of emotional immaturity

[@PeerlessYT]

He was raised by his mama

[@jenniferbond7073]

Yep, just ask Sarah Boone. Her statement definitely is what put the nail in her coffin and got her life.

[@DefileOdds]

​@@PeerlessYT so was I, and I'm a better man for it. Really depends on the parent though. Apparently diddy learned how to Freak-Off from his mother... who he kisses on the mouth, we're really all just at the mercy of our parents.

[@DefileOdds]

​@@jenniferbond7073 and the recording on her phone, lol thank goodness people are not only unable to hide their tracks but they actively document their crimes. Some even make professional music videos confessing. Self snitching has gotten way out of hand but I'm all here for it with my popcorn and soda.

[@josephmanktelow3560]

The clerk seems like a descent guy glad the robber didn't murder his ass

[@clay5677]

Yeah, just a kid trying to work and pay taxes. I hope this doesn't mess him up too bad.

[@BillBraskyy]

Yeah same same. For some reason he looks like he could have been one of the towns people on my cousin Vinny to me.

[@JK-vi3jm]

But he got a lesson in dieversity not everyone survives

[@andyg1245]

I survived an attempted murder and was able to give a victim's impact statement. I remember the months prior to that, lying awake at night in excruciating pain, trying to come up with the right words I wanted to say to him. Probably went through 20 notebooks, writing and wadding up the paper. It's hard to put into words the impact of some random stranger trying to take your life. Edit: This was just a random attack from a guy with a crude weapon (old rusty pruning sheers that he probably found laying on the ground). We didn't know each other. We were just walking past each other, and he just decided to haul off on me. The police report stated that it took 5 cops to subdue him, and they found a c-pipe shoved up his ___ at the station. Could've been anybody in his sites.

[@amck72]

How mich time did the suspect get ?

[@Jemmyjo]

I’m so sorry for your pain.

[@Anonymous38572]

That’s crazy bro they’re just selfish people who think your life is worth less than however money they think they’ll get from you. These people are not normal and don’t deserve sympathy so whatever you said to him he probably wouldn’t care anyway

[@andyg1245]

@@amck72 13 to 20.

[@JefferyEdmonston]

Do your job and don't complain

[@veson231]

Never been to prison, hell, never even seen the back of a police car. These vids help me remember that my day isn’t as bad as I thought

[@brentfarvors192]

These videos are a daily reminder my life is miserable...I don't have a single one of those "luxuries", listed...Only difference is I don't have to wear handcuffs...🤦

[@pokenurse1]

Maybe that’s the problem 😉

[@versatileduplicity9313]

Good for u puhsee. Nobody cares much. You ain't a special

[@federalreservewolflegend3523]

I love my white privilege......indeed.

[@amck72]

That cop should get a side paid gig in writing impact statements. He sure has a way with words. 😂😂

[@austinbevis4266]

He’s such a badass for that. I think a lot of people would be too traumatized to talk to their attacker directly like that and antagonize them

[@jessicakeniston7203]

Now THAT is a victim impact statement! That one cut him to the core. They don't listen to people forgiving or not forgiving them. This one he heard loud and clear!

[@NicCageForPresident2024]

Absolutely! He knocked him off his ego.

[@CaterinaGoode-ol6dz]

He was absolutely smoked to the core by the victim officer

[@pharmztko]

Made him forget that’s he’s bald himself 😂😂😂

[@NicCageForPresident2024]

@@CaterinaGoode-ol6dz I'm going to keep that statement in mind if I ever God forbid have to give a victim statement.

[@wingflex5367]

He got triggered by that for sure, he was pouting so much they had to take a break

[@Mr.3600TX]

That victim impact statement from the deputy sizzled in the defendant’s spirit lol.

[@fintanduffyable]

I live in Ireland an I can see the Chattanooga train smoke from here 😳 🤣👍...Great stuff as always bud

[@FLINTmitten810]

That wind in my hair was diabolical as they would say lol 😂

[@daz13200]

Indeed!

[@snooch1]

@@daz13200 i came to say something about the wind in my hair lmao

[@dm6187]

I wonder if the cop is trolling because he's bald🤣 Actually they're both bald which makes it even funnier.

[@Javier-r7d]

😂😂😂😂

[@LABallin247]

I am pretty sure that felon looked at him like "what hair?" 👀😂

[@koolking_4k]

92 years is crazy work 😂 he look 60 already 😂

[@davidthomas4585]

That statement hit. Too many memories of cuffin up, standing for endless counts, never ending echoes off the bricks.... I love my freedom and dont miss a thing about being in there. This dude gonna have plenty of time to act tough, talk about how the its the systems fault etc etc. End of the day, he's right where he belongs and the world is safer without him in it walking around hurting people. Love 23 and 1. Never miss an upload. Much Love

[@Pugetwitch]

Yeah the defendant seems to be pretty high on that antisocial personality disorder spectrum😂 doubt he's the type of individual who wants to find redemption within. Type of due to turn 5 years into 65

[@MásCebollasPorFavor]

Man, the standing for sometimes hours for counts and you see people with walkers and canes also forced to stand the whole time as well is something I never want to experience again. The greasy unwashed trays and roaches climbing the walls at Plainstate in Texas, the limit of two meals on the weekends with barely any time to eat, the screaming all night and mental people left to 💩 on the floor in the day room without access to water, food, or a toilet for over 12 hours. The heartlessness of the COs when someone is dying or has just died is just insane. A woman with one lung removed, put onto the "hoe squad" to work in triple digit heat. The programs that you think you have to take to make parole that don't actually teach any useful information. All I can say is I'm thankful for the books that were helpful on mindfulness meditation, spirituality, and the few good programs and kind people I did meet.

[@jones4150]

STAAAAND COOIUUUUNT!!! I hear that once and I'm up amdd I'm my feet.

[@outcast668]

Thank you for sharing

[@sunnyblueskies6505]

This is my FAVORITE episode so far. Your humor was off the charts! And seeing how that deputy got under the defendant’s skin - priceless! And the satisfaction of hearing his sentence! Most of the time in life, I have disappointments. This made my day though! Thanks 🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@styner3]

The guy said “he never seen my face”, how would you know if you didn’t do it? 😂

[@truthseeker2321]

It's almost as dumb as " that guy was dead before I went in there to rob the place."

[@johns363]

It could have come out in the officers testimony. Just saying.

[@NineteenEighty8]

"I don't think sentimental is the right word. He's being affected." ... Holy shit that line killed me.

[@11pmeade]

I actually clapped my hands when you said his sentence and that deputy really got his goat.

[@mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426]

"How can a bald guy disrespect another bald guy for being bald" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OrbitalShell]

I love how triggered this convict is, that impact statement was so juicy. "I'm not going to have to strip naked and kneel down and cough after every visit" LMAO LMAO LMAO savage! Homie is going to be sitting in prison seething.

[@imhollywood101]

Today's in house movie will be, "I'll never make love to a woman on the beach again." It's followed by the award winning short "No more steak for me. Ever." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenxstv1067]

Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣 omfg this is a good one!!!

[@brentfarvors192]

As if any of that were going to happen to the majority of us again, anyway...? Why do you think he was robbing the store? 🤔

[@LaiSteve66]

Nothing makes me sadder than the agent who lost his bladder on the …. Airplane!

[@imhollywood101]

@@LaiSteve66 Ahhhhhh you win 🏆 🙌 👏 congrats 👏

[@georget.9496]

That statement from the officer had to hurt. Those words will haunt him for a long time.

[@lockdown23and1]

prolly all the way until his last strip search...

[@AmateurHour1111]

Only thing that makes a murderous situation like this worse is when the criminal starts popping off in court when they have no leg to stand on.

[@D3M0N.J]

One of my favorite things about you…Sentimental was not that word for that instance…I don’t know what the word for that was , but I know it wasn’t sentimental…the fact that you call yourself out and never pretend to know everything or have all the answers. To see your growth and the way you changed up and can keep an audience is something. Good work keep doing what you’re doing.

[@davo85iz0]

He does that alot, but you're right. He acknowledges when he doesn't know a word. Better than all of these folks that say "diabolical " for everything.

[@jamesoncross7494]

$1.39 for a small carton of chocolate milk is the real robbery.

[@patrickbronson5117]

Here in Canada you’re looking at almost $3 lol

[@specialkay4329]

Facts

[@truthseeker2321]

I remember when they were 25 cents, and everybody thought they were getting robbed. Inflation does that.

[@amck72]

A hamburger used to be 5 cents back in the day

[@vSeabass]

Carton? You mean a god dam 8 oz nesquik 😂

[@jakegroegler1901]

Stuck in traffic, definitely needed this 💪

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

Not while driving?

[@jakegroegler1901]

@ of course while driving

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

@@jakegroegler1901 Probably not a good idea dude.

[@NicCageForPresident2024]

​@@ChrisPatrick-q6kYou can just listen.

[@KiLLaC0N_RL]

​@@ChrisPatrick-q6kall he has to do is click the video and listen doubt he's watching it like he would be on his couch I listen to KZbin all the time while driving

[@KathleenRushing-po4hg]

Wind in my hair 😅 I couldn't help but giggle. I am so glad he's okay though

[@fredfinger7092]

He's not OK though. He stated that his injuries will shorten his life and he doesn't expect to live to 65.

[@criticalcentrist]

@@fredfinger7092 Who the hell wants to be 80 anyway?

[@jannelle-mw3pe]

that is honestly one of the best victim statements I've ever heard!

[@chillcitybuilder]

Been watching this channel for a bit. I love that every time I come I see your sub count grow. 1 mill, let's go!

[@AreMonty]

" Y'all ain't see my face" sound guilty the way he said it

[@fredfinger7092]

An innocent man would have said "you didn't see *the criminal's* face. Not "my face".

[@JavaAndroid]

Do you mean the illiteracy of the attempted English?

[@Hmble96]

@@fredfinger7092 💯 🎯

[@GTek-ew1wh]

You ain't see s#!$..... nothing man.🤥

[@AlexPierce-re8ti]

You know it’s a good day when 23 n 1 posts on your lunch break 😂

[@urmomlovesmealotbro]

Thats what decides whether it's a good day or not? Odd

[@fredfinger7092]

That offender and his idiotic remarks - who does he think is impressed? Who does he think believes anything he says? He deserves to rot in prison for life. Anyone who would shoot law enforcement would do literally anything. Zero morals, zero sense. Dangerous like a wild animal.

[@gomc-lw9cz]

No not life in prison..92 years😂😂

[@davo85iz0]

I love how that impact statement definitely had an impact on dude going to prison. That was actually pretty sweet.

[@ph03nix7331]

I can't help it, I'm sorry, but the victim looks like Dave Chappelle when he dressed up as a white guy, please forgive me 🤣🤣🤣🤣I KNOW that he had a helluva experience, but I can't stop thinking about it lol

[@Ian-mj4pt]

😅😅😅

[@VinStoutamire]

Maaaan why 😂😂😂😂

[@Phoenix-ej2sh]

He knew exactly what to say to him. And it got to him.

[@jesseshort8]

A pistol, black, small with a barrel and a trigger. 🤣🤣🤣

[@John-kl8mz]

yeah that's usually how their made joe bob lol

[@87alock]

Great description

[@Adiscretefirm]

He's going to die inside or be let out when he is so sick the state doesn't want to pay to keep him alive anymore. For what? Couple hundred bucks?

[@dontbsalty4138]

The bald vs bald disrespect was funny as hell.

[@donvee2000]

That was powerful... because at the end of the day you can adjust to being locked up.... But the one thing you never get used to is being told what to do all the time.

[@nicholaschapman6763]

he should have told him that he has the rest of his life to never have a woman again. followed by you'll never eat steak again.

[@Pugetwitch]

He should have said you'll never get to smoke a backwood again!😮 You'll NEVER get to sip henny ever again! 😂 The dude's probably got a criminal history been locked up he knows that's a lie lol somebody going to slip a steak in through

[@MistaShawn]

That's the exact same thing I was thinking. "you'll never feel the touch of a woman again, maybe a little turned out boy though!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣He should have mentioned the woman thing and a nice steak like you said. That would have sizzled his black soul.

[@jennerb7059]

That impact statement was powerful!!! I already turned my life around more then 9 years ago but the impact statement that I heard here made me want to never ever do another crime ever.

[@kurtisstutzman7056]

92 years is a long time...! And, Rightfully so...!!!

[@sylviamarquez3763]

23 and 1 - This was a good one. Thanks

[@sandymihocik4860]

In the state of Florida you have to serve 85% of your sentence and you can get up to 10 days of good behavior a month now Florida doesn’t have parole we haven’t had parole since 1983.

[@Jemmyjo]

Love it! Florida is where all the crazies move!

[@JDSJayDS]

The deputy just signed a 92-year rental lease inside Stanley's head.

[@muzzmack4228]

What a waste of his life 92 years for afew dollars I would be pissed.

[@theoldblood3804]

He just reminded me of all the reasons why jail sucks

[@Madeves]

Your humorous comments are always spot on and make me laugh out loud. Great job as always!!

[@user-raynlilyh]

He’s having fun reading his impact statement.. He said it’s ok to be scared..

[@joshuaabell444]

Wow man your channel really has blown up good for you man!

[@JoeCore420]

About time man,, been waiting all day!!!!

[@aspenduvall7809]

I like your humor when telling these stories

[@clifforddean232]

Homeboy looking like Robocop, 7 bullets and living. Someone check his legs and make sure he ain't no cyborg.

[@bernielindell]

Man, I absolutely love these podcasts you do. 😂😂😂@ the Pantene joke. 😂

[@NineteenEighty8]

Another banger vid. Fresh content that isn't covered on every other channel. Keep them coming fam!

[@chrisminshall938]

Hey Dude love the Punisher statue, out of all the channels i catch, Yours has one of the most interesting backgrounds

[@Alldayjay1980]

🙋‍♂️The wind through your scalp! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cmygamelife]

Statesboro Ga had a shooting. A 14 year old shot and killed 3 kids. 16, 16, and 17 years old. It is very heartbreaking.

[@ClintonCrocker-e1f]

This victim impact statement made me look around my surroundings and take in a deep breath of gratitude. It really is the simple things I can sometimes take for granted. This video helped me realign my priorities REAL QUICK! THANKS DEATH!

[@larryr6084]

Thanks for the vid josh

[@aspenduvall7809]

I also enjoy watching you tell these stories

[@Pugetwitch]

3:39 You know, this really pisses me off. The same exact thing happened to me when I was a 19-year-old female and the police didn't do a damn thing to help me. I am so sick of this. I have been victimized so many times in this city, and I'm not even blaming the city. It's just the way that society is. But I've had guns pulled on me multiple times, somebody unloaded a full clip on me, I've been a victim of domestic violence for over 10 years where I'm now facing homelessness because of what he did, and I have a traumatic brain injury and lost my career, and not once have I ever gotten justice. I was mauled by a pitbull and nearly lost my eye and had to wear an eyepatch for 3 months when I was 19, I've been attacked brutally by different men throughout my life and not a single time have I ever got justice. My car was totaled by a hit-and-run driver and it's my fault that it never got paid because I felt that the cops weren't going to do anything to help me though. It's just gone on for so long I don't bother calling them anymore. I was attacked right before Christmas in a bar by somebody with a pool stick who hit me in my face and I didn't call the cops. Why should I? I waited for them outside lol after I put my gun in the trunk😂 that being said why would I call the cops again? And I definitely wasn't about to use my firearm because of some drunk dingus playing pool stick swords. It's just more dumb s*** that I have to deal with. Anytime I've ever called the police to try to get help (which was when I was pregnant the first time with my baby's dad who would come over drunk, start bullying me, then wouldn't leave) I've been the one ending up in handcuffs. They never EVER believe me. Even with tons of physical evidence including holes in the walls, a doctor's note that shown a torn rotator cuff, a fracture jaw, because there weren't physical bruises they didn't believe that he did it to me. I'm like this guy is a martial artist and he's always bringing about how he can hurt people without leaving a scratch or a mark on them. Which he did rag about all the time and it makes me really uncomfortable thinking about it. That type of such a creep one of the ways he would abuse me was by "tickling" me But it wasn't fun it was really scary and I hated it. When I told the police that's what he was doing, they literally laughed in my face. I was having like a huge breakdown and I was crying and stuff because the person who molested me when I was a child used to do that to me. I hated it so much, I'll never get over the mocking laughing faces of those cops in my living room as I was crying at like 6 months pregnant with my stomach just shaking. I thought I was going to lose the baby. he ruined everything about what I used to like in life. I hope I never date another man again! I'll just stick to dating aliens😂 After all this stuff happened and I finally ended up being by myself after 37 years of pain and issues, I was diagnosed with high functioning autism. That answered a lot of questions why the police never believe me. I was shocked to review research that said that autistic people are found to be unlikable by the majority of people even before they get to talk to the person! It's just something about the way that we look. 5:45 how the hell is this guy getting to tell his story when the same s*** happened to me and the police didn't even write down a report? It's very strange. It makes me wonder what the issue is with me that these authority figures have. All of the cops that would come over here with my neighbors would call on my baby's dad beating up on me they never once believed me. They would always tell me to go outside and then end up leaving saying it was a he said she said even though I was 5'5 110 lb and disabled at the time, they still didn't believe that my 6 ft 2 drug fueled and alcohol influenced baby's dad who's a mixed martial artist and a bouncer at a bar with a long history of domestic violence that he hid for me, they didn't believe that he punched holes in the wall. They thought that it was a he said she said despite me having diagnosed arthritis and carpal tunnel and I was wearing arm braces at the time because I could barely even hold the computer mouse in my hand for work. I was working from home as a substance use disorder therapist yet they had the nerve to say it was adhesive she said when the cops would come over to tell him to be quiet. I couldn't even work out of my own home. I lost my career because of that guy. The cops never wants made him leave my apartment that I paid for everything on and he was not on the lease! They wouldn't even look at the lease. I hate the laws in this country

[@Pugetwitch]

That was a long rant that I feel a lot better. Thanks Josh😂 for the open forum

[@Joemammy69420]

Ok schizo

[@clark2491]

​@@Joemammy69420thry hit every victim point they could huh?

[@MistaShawn]

Cool story

[@JC-lj2zq]

Stop blaming the world and everyone and their dog for your problems. You don’t have that many problems out of the blue. You’re either putting yourself in stupid situations or asking for it. Your grown so stop moaning and make the necessary decisions and adjustments to better yourself for your sake.

[@themetaphysicalaxe5506]

Noo not the wind 😂😂😂😂

[@silverwoodchuck47]

That joke about being the banker in Monopoly is hilarious. Mr Lockdown, have you considered a career in stand up comedy?

[@alexgartland9832]

Ive been watching you for years. Absolutely good stuff on every video. I never knew how much fun id have watching these videos. Great job 👏 always a fan

[@nickmartin7245]

Little buddy got himself a new girlfriend comforting her in the cooler 😂😂 her lil hero

[@werethewilsons]

Greetings from Cleveland, Death. Long time viewers here😊

[@franciscorodriguez8915]

The baldception in this episode is hilarious

[@specialkay4329]

The reason why I will not work in an open convenience store

[@kencarpenter1363]

More and more of them in my area closing in store traffic and going to window only service at night.

[@johnnysacks727]

I seen someone get Thousands Years with No PO. How does someone service a Thousand years. Wouldn't it just be Easy saying Life with No PO. Courts have to make everything so complicated with these Sentences

[@donmiller2908]

Thank you for placing the name of the accused in the description. It's appreciated!

[@CarlosMorales-on1hq]

He felt every single word he said, and that is why he lashes like that !!

[@ArthurH11]

LOL brother this episode is hilarious and I love it, but that axing instead of asking grounded my gears like petah griffin 😂

[@stevesran968]

THAT DUDE WAS A O.G.

[@johns363]

The Banker in Monopoly line cracked me up.

[@plutotheblueprint8272]

Gotta get u to a milli this year💯💪

[@Grigsy]

Iowa parole is a joke. He only has to serve 25% of that sentence.

[@lockdown23and1]

no not with the mandatory minimum he has to do at least 60 before he can go up for parole

[@lockdown23and1]

he will be 98 going to his first parole hearing

[@AndresSanchez-pp3ho]

@@lockdown23and1wearing a bag of his piss and shit with him in between dialysis 😂

[@Legofromthelowerlands020]

@@lockdown23and1parole hearing? Mofo might be deaf by that time…

[@styner3]

No way a cop shooter is ever getting parole

[@BobJ-i7u]

Love the trim on trim on trim mahogony panels installed by the local trim mason school trainees. 😂 you got me making up crazy courtroom descriptions and stories on every video i see, even when not yours. Get outa my head dude!

[@NinetysixRs]

Victim was out of pocket with that wind in my hair line

[@austinbevis4266]

That’s gotta be a terrifying feeling telling them you can’t open the safe. I hate that we share a planet with so many heartless burglars

[@SuperCamurai]

This is a great video, but the whole three bald guy observation towards the end was too freaking funny

[@almadixon-cider31]

2:07 Why Does Bro Look Exactly Like Chuck Taylor From The Chappelle Show? 🤣🤣🤣

[@DoGoodEnt]

Thanks for doing a case in Iowa!

[@Phillip-h3h]

You pulled up the wind in my hair twice..😅

[@ben10hanson]

16:00 "then you want to say THAT, and smile..." yeah it got to buddy, keep talking that smack, it got him

[@Lifeshard86]

Ol boy sounds like a witness in a crime movie. 😂😂 I knew old death there was gonna say something about that comment wind in my hair. Lol. Love your content bro. Subscriber for life

[@tigueron2024]

“The wind in my hair” 😂😂

[@indigomarine91]

Thanks for the consistency!

[@germansalas6159]

Yeah dog this dude works his ass off and that's appreciated 👍

[@Landocuzz]

Right 👈

[@urmomlovesmealotbro]

That's what my bf says

[@urmomlovesmealotbro]

@@Landocuzz left 👉

[@dougydoug2650]

Awesome clip Josh. Happy New Year bro. 🎉

[@terrell07981]

He should have reminded him that he will never get the love of a woman again

[@FloridaGirl4ya]

Lunch break jank 😂😂😂😂 Great vid as always.. Sending luv ❤

[@eamonwright7488]

Defendant is the Equate LL Cool J. Props to the deputy for trolling that dude on the stand.

[@bryonraper3506]

LOL. “The sun on my skin” Like that’s ever happened.

[@CodyMax1222]

Yall remember chappelle show? The white anchor man? That lil white dude on the stand first looks like he could be his kid I can’t unsee it I’m dying 😂

[@oengland28]

Glad he got served he’s never getting out.

[@StrictlyBusiness47]

The specific wood jank commentary always cracks me up when a nice birch or mahogany comes around lol

[@justingreiner6500]

Dropping a Deuce by yourself !! 😂😂😂😂

[@ByronKeith-z4v]

Hey Bro great channel. I'm from Alabama never been to prison but did time in calhoun county a few times. Some of these Bama county jails are Thunder Domes I swear bro lol. But just wanted to tell good job on the channel man something got change here in Bama. We at one death a day in the Bama prison system that's facts look it up. That Stat alone is totally unacceptable. Nobody's talking about but you really so appreciate it bro.

[@Living_Legend85]

Homeboy still has little to no control over his emotional Outburst. He needs to be locked up as it's pretty obvious he can't keep cool on the outside

[@Closer2thelight]

I wished he said something like "when i take a shower, im not going to worry about dropping the soap" 😂

[@soundsofsanity]

The breakdown at 14:58 is legendary 😂 I’m so glad I caught this episode 🤣 love the content

[@LoriEscher-f1m]

I live about 40 miles south and I never heard about this. Dang.