"WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING" - A Bad Lip Reading

[@iRaphahell]

"I am sensitive yet dangerous"

[@JesseWhiteman117]

Best pickup line of the century.

[@chrisatherton7840]

and I eat nachos

[@nexus1g]

Sounds like every school shooter.

[@annebeck58]

Aren't they all?

[@FalloutDaddy]

Limp wristed Antifa pusscakes, lol.

[@MechNinji]

This is how I want ALL of my news from now on...

[@johnathanjacksonjr7656]

I highly agree this is how it should be

[@AlahuSnackbar]

It's not much different tbh

[@danielbyrne9007]

A-fucking-greed

[@SeriousAndi]

@@AlahuSnackbar The Difference is they don't pretend to speak truthly

[@lizachen5970]

It's heading that way already!

[@Alfalfa_Male]

"I was part of a gang that made bed quilts." - Chocolate Curl

[@MCMXCDX]

Chocolate Curl her names for these people was my favorite part

[@alissanotmelissa]

Alfalfa Male 😂😂😂

[@pattyayers]

I was in that gang too

[@aquaticaaficionado2004]

This is an absolute classic. . . Back after many years and it is still hilarious.

[@MLIrons]

It will be fun to see if we get an update now that she won the governorship of Arkansas.

[@rimmyrk3428]

OMG so classic shows ever

[@tarawillis5450]

Yes! 😂😂😂

[@jackstecker5796]

"I will bury you people."

[@ImperfectCitizen]

LIkewise, this is timeless

[@godspeed6947]

“I need a drink... Ok idiots are you ready?” Literally what she is thinking.

[@thehoodooqueen777]

Sarah is wonderful and this video is hilarious!! I'd say the majority of anyone watching the White House press briefings would love to smash those deranged reports in the head; they are so disgusting. Anyway I don't know how Sarah puts up with those idiots but it just makes her even more fantastic. She's an Amazing woman to say the least! #MAGA

[@michaelb1761]

Probably what every press secretary has been thinking

[@thechief5437]

Totally agree! I couldn’t do Sarah’s job. She’s a legend. Those moron reporters made more sense in this video than they ever have in the press briefings and their reports. This was great!

[@alw9160]

Can't blame her!!! She's doing a TREMENDOUS job talking with all those libturds

[@marniesykes5439]

Only one idiot in this conversation.....YOU

[@TheAngieIshmael]

"I'm sensitive, yet dangerous, and I make nachos"

[@DanSwanson2070]

Too funny

[@rickaleborg6825]

"Okey, to be honest. I think most people in the world will find you disappointing."

[@brotherindy2642]

Hey, that's my tinder profile

[@killdanl]

And that right there is why we need our neighbors to the south.

[@zenmasterwannabe]

I'm using that pickup line from now on. Seems legit.

[@cipher88101]

This isn't lip reading, it's mind reading.

[@jntj3007]

LOLOL!

[@rockerdude9397]

🤣

[@גאווי́]

Beginning with "I need a drink".

[@No-dl6im]

"I'm sensitive yet dangerous...and I make nachos." Well that's the tinder bio sorted

[@LunarEleven]

Hahahaha love when you find a comment that's as funny as the thing they're commenting on.

[@milton7763]

I love it when you read s comment a year after it was posted and it’s right above a comment from 3 years ago that was a way better version of it.

[@FloydLorenzMashups]

A moment of silence for Lanky and his whistle. Screw you Kristen for sitting on it for a whole hour

[@bobrella4740]

If she tooted while sitting on the whistle, would it still make a noise?

[@Truth72500]

@@bobrella4740 smell like ass

[@ChromeTecNina]

She could sit on my whistle

[@Opuskrokus]

Why do you have a whistle?

[@tenajyak]

We love you!!!

[@randolph7784]

1:37 "You know I was part of a gang that made bed quilts."

[@JesseWhiteman117]

That one killed me.

[@Jauvajs]

At first I thought it was a scene from Walking dead

[@StarMintaka]

Her facial expression killed me

[@DiscoScottie]

Chocolate Lady is HOT.

[@Chunkboi]

Amish Crips?

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

"I'm sensitive yet dangerous. And, I make nachos." What woman could turn that down?

[@impactajuvenile]

David I was really, really offended...but, then I laughed so hard that I became a Conservative some how???! Neat huh? Now I can’t stop laughing after that Democrat John McCain died funny huh?

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

Well, your name is perfect. You're juvenile.

[@cameronwood8169]

Sounds like something Deadpool would say (Nachos or Tacos, take your pick) :)

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

"Chimichangas _!!!_ "

[@jackieboud2490]

I think most women would find that disappointing.

[@GabbyJFS_02]

I love how they're not even asking her questions, just going to her for advice lmao

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

And her savagely roasting them

[@ladylizskye]

And her advice is, "you suck." Best advice ever given to the press!

[@SherryJo777]

That is how the press is now- em es em talks only whats in their head when they listen to their tv. Nothing factual- just weirdo stuff.

[@thrashandburn10221]

That "i need a drink" was clearly not misread

[@Coffeeology]

came here for this. Left with a drink.

[@marybeth1617]

I’d have to drink if I worked for Trump too....a lot.

[@BlazeChronicGreen420]

Mary MCB good thing he only hires intelligent people then.

[@marybeth1617]

Response Loading, Please Hold. Yes, we’ve seen his staff. Lol. Yikes.

[@francis172272]

@@marybeth1617 So you know... Every Wednesday, the Obamas opened the White House doors to House caucus leaders from the moderate Blue Dog Democrats and the Congressional Black Caucus. White House aides say the couple hopes to make the Wednesday cocktail parties a tradition. Friends say the Obamas are looking to maintain the dizzying social calendar they had in their pre-White House days, while using their knack for socializing to find new friends and win hearts on Capitol Hill and in other Washington power centers. “They want to replicate the same kind of environment they had in Chicago,” said a longtime friend of the Obamas, adding that White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers is “the perfect person” for the job because she knows the couple’s former life inside out and is “designing the calendar to reflect the kinds of things they like to do.” www.politico.com/story/2009/02/obama-plans-regular-happy-hours-018635

[@allypeyton8824]

one minute in and im fully convinced that this is the actual press conference

[@del7i540]

It should be or damn close!

[@ketanhein]

Not even one minute in, and it feels more real than the actual press conferences.

[@BatalionHunter]

same except it was too civil, the press corp is like a flock of gulls.

[@carsonajin8771]

Does anyone have the original clip?

[@donquixote8092]

Ally Peyton - ditto

[@CPTxRAGE]

"WHAT I REALLY NEED IS A CRAFT TABLE , A MAGIC WAND AND SOMEONE TO FEED ME PICKLES" - TURD

[@Chunkboi]

What kind of minecraft server is she playing on?

[@emulatorretro]

@@Chunkboi a badly modified one

[@fernsandthistle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slydtsman]

I'll feed you pickles....,

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

different strokes for different folks

[@deanmoncaster]

"I was part of a gang that made bed quilts. "

[@ridingtothegrave]

I’m part of elite special forces that made bed quilts

[@princessc.j.6192]

Read this as i saw the clip line up, comedic gold

[@vidard9863]

Look at those eyes... The quilts were for getting rid of the bodies!

[@OddWillz_YT]

Her eyes... was she high🤣🤣🤣

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Bed quilt gang b

[@jeremymoore5080]

"I'm sensitive, yet dangerous. And I make nachos." greatest pickup line ever!

[@Mark-gl3bb]

Wow. One of the most civil White House press briefings I've seen in a long time.

[@Tululah]

“I’m sensitive yet dangerous. And I make nachos.” Oh my god, I know what I’m gonna use as a bio for things forever 😂

[@nameless-qi9yo]

😂😂😂

[@pattyayers]

Awesome. I keep wanting to say, “I’m crazy about ya. When can I see ya?”

[@RochelleEskue]

"and I make nachos" sealed the deal for me. LOLOL

[@nameless-qi9yo]

🤔 is this about my bed bugs??

[@heatherw02hw]

Senior quote

[@michelleadamchak1330]

"You dummies don't matter".....this is my favorite Bad Lip Reading ever!!! Perfectly narrated!

[@rebeccaashton5390]

Still current after viewing rebuttal to SOTU speech.

[@Abelhawk]

*Those in attendance:* Greedo, Mangy, Stank, Lanky, Kristen, Chomp, Kreacher, Sasquatch Steven, Chocolate Curl, Turd, Jeeves, Jonna, Chotchy, Stink-Leg, Bork, Varicose Ken, This Jerk, and others.

[@Garcia79734]

Abelhawk you forgot vagina I mean Gina

[@homiespaghetti1522]

Her name is Gina

[@fatclemenzzza]

That's what he said. Gina 😋

[@64Pete]

V-GINA

[@FRN2013]

This is BLR's best non-musical video. Laugh riot! Sanders is the new Don Rickles. But I'm still waiting for a new epic music video like Seagulls or It's Not A Moon.

[@icauser44]

You know why this is so hysterical and realistic because she kept saying "you suck" and Sarah has that look EVERY single time she speaks to the press.

[@gregr.9547]

William Bibb Bcuz she has absolute disdain for most of them, as do I.

[@SeanMcGeeWebDude]

Because they do suck.

[@Catherine3385]

William Bibb and she is right

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Yeah, the press has to be banned and incarcerated. El Presidente can tweet his wisdom directly so there's no point in press briefings.

[@DavidWildmouth]

William bibb This look 😑 or this 😒 no, THIS!!!!! 😩

[@UCNERD]

Kristen is a liar, she has his whistle i'm sure of it.

[@thesavannahpictures96]

hahhahah

[@spoon1265]

Wrong, the FBI was on the case yesterday at 8 am and found the body of that poor whistle in the bottom of a lake. The cruel beating and murder of this whistle was proven -by many dna samples- to be none other than Mangey! That bug filled beard was the perfect hiding place for the body until he could safely and quietly dump the whistle. He has been taken into custody for questioning until further notice.

[@nerdoftheatre]

I'm sorry about the whistle. 😂

[@Dan20q]

yep cuz thats the most important topic of the video... not Mangey's bugs, Roswell, Turd's magic wand and Jerk's Nacho skillz (dont forget roast beef)

[@imnotsmartbutimtryin]

love it....stealing this:)

[@oammaslastnamethei3063]

"never sounds like a good day" i didn't know i needed that phrase in my life

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Seriously! this is the BEST bad lip reading I have ever watched!

[@cjiscool8668]

This was the worst

[@paultremblay4836]

@@cjiscool8668 This was the middle, not the best but not the worst. I would say three quarters best and one quarter worst or vis-versa, and let me know if I confused you 😕

[@buzzthebuzzard5267]

New to the channel I see.

[@tedoliverio6221]

This was good but, if it's the best you've seen, you need to go back and watch the 2016 debate BLRs. :)

[@burymebelowawillowtree9243]

America needs more of this!

[@goodmorning4498]

"Ok idiots are you ready?"

[@derplinkster]

not the same I shared on G-plus Not The same at all.Before.wierd

[@nreising2722]

Love her!!! She handled those blundering mindless puppets effortlessly!!!💯

[@nicholekinney7188]

nO

[@bryanflores5697]

I cracked up when she said that

[@mikem2849]

@@nreising2722 "I'll bury you people." I just love this entire thing. XD

[@anaccount4354]

"You really thought I'd take your question, you suck!" I thought that this was fake.

[@bfettrulez6734]

If only it were real. If it was real, we would make Trump king.

[@bfettrulez6734]

Chunkboi sure thing snowflake. Keep dreaming. In the mean time, try getting laid, go play a sport, maybe try for an advanced degree, u pussy.

[@kquinnb]

I love how conservatives use completely unconnected and inconsequential things to insult liberals. Yeah, keep hurling random insults. It makes you look suuuuuper intelligent. I also rarely see it the other way around 🤔

[@Chunkboi]

Bfett Rulez I’ve done all of those things in the real world. Meanwhile all you can do is fling insults.

[@bfettrulez6734]

Chunkboi hmmm so u want to compare insults? Trump says things like Crooked Hillary & Pocahontas & everyone loses their minds like the hypocrites they are yet it’s ok for the press to call Trump Hitler & Nazi & supremacist, & anything they can come up with....& in the same breath tell HIM to tone it down? Yep sounds fair to me.

[@Po0pF4c3]

I must watch this every few months. It's how I want reality to be.

[@elcapitano1972]

😂🤣 same 💪🏼👊🏼❤️✨🎨

[@HeathStarkey]

I'm a year ahead of you

[@Sircool1]

this is the type of humor that everyone can enjoy. Bravo to pulling that off on such a thing to lip read.

[@stevengadzinski2802]

Everyone except those who work for leftist MSM maybe.

[@daveinindy]

Look at these comments ... then look at the comments under a Bill Maher video, or any other humor video with a left leaning perspective. All sides should be open to lampooning. Judging by the comments here, and on the left leaning videos, it becomes rather clear who the real snowflakes seem to be.

[@angelahale7914]

One of the reporters I follow on Twitter says it is twice as funny if you actually know the reporters. However, I haven't seen the reaction of the press pool. I'll bet some are sharing it and some are curled up in a fetal position, crying.

[@KittenUndercover]

4maxsmiley apparently not the cult 45 members who keep crying in the comments

[@Sircool1]

I am one of those "cultists"

[@Blueinfinite3310]

The only news channel that I’ll watch for correct facts.

[@BeeMoe5]

No u

[@thepotatochurner9543]

Well its just about as accurate as CNN so good luck with that

[@bobbolster8949]

Proving that there's a sucker born every minute. Congrats, moron.

[@thepotatochurner9543]

You wanna have an actual debate, or just call me mames like a third grader?

[@yoced]

As a non american i can confirm CNN is shit.

[@Yeldeo]

I would quote my favorite line but I don't feel like quoting the whole video

[@Yeldeo]

@@scockery I wasnt trying to get liles I was just stating that thus whole video was funny and everyone was quoting their favorite parts

[@cowboystormchaser]

Same.

[@angh18]

My all-time favourite 'Bad Lip-Reading' upload. Thank you.

[@ghaatakhb]

She actually did say "I need a drink"

[@nakedstatue8517]

@@andrewblack5791 wow. way to kill the mood :/

[@jimarcher5255]

bscrazy007 uh, it’s political satire, political -get it?

[@justinforseth]

I mean, no matter who's in office, press secretary would be a pretty frustrating job.

[@bobinpune]

@@justinforseth I don't think so. When you have to defend lies and stupidity every day, you resort to aggression and arrogance. She is a public servant paid by taxpayers. She should be humble and answer questions that matter to the people. Instead she was stiff and hostile. Only a pathological liar can defend that kind of administration.

[@aragi8ful]

@@nakedstatue8517 truth have to be told lol

[@Najvalsa]

"Ugh. I need a drink." Wow, I didn't know we had so much in common.

[@4578684SC]

Crazy... Just crazy.

[@Tegridyvs]

When taking questions from idiots such as those people you would too

[@angelafisher5726]

Wow. Something truthful comes out of her mouth!!!!! Finally. Awesome.

[@dwolfy8916]

"I was part of a gang that made bed quilts.." LMAO

[@abradbury78]

This will always be the best Bad Lip Reading of all time.

[@sokiel6663]

I second that!

[@greerphillips4756]

For me, it’s second only to Soy Pablo, which is literally perfect

[@grbmajor6645]

"I'll Bury You People!".....is the title of her book she can write now. I can't wait to read it!

[@nreising2722]

Same here!!!

[@bongisiphoaahames5154]

And here

[@samurailevi49]

I mean who doesn’t want a magic wand, a craft table, and someone to feed them pickles? 😂

[@nreising2722]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@scottyj6226]

my ex liked salsa on pickles

[@greensteve9307]

She's cute. I'd feed her pickles.

[@VaudevilleBear]

I swore she said craps table.. oh well

[@pattyayers]

VaudevilleBear - That’d be fun too

[@ghyzig]

"Do you need to look like a stuffed baked potato in a Walmart shirt because you suck." *genius*

[@lilypink1592]

I want to say this to someone so bad lmao

[@bzakie2]

So clever. I’m not sure people appreciate how much intense work it takes to do this. Absolutely amazing.

[@iamnegan1515]

Quiet Stank

[@_Meng_Lan]

​@@iamnegan1515roast beef for saaaaale..

[@shockmonkeyradio7128]

"I need a drink" lol didn't have to dub that one...

[@soonersdevil]

the madman lowercase but you got idiots going back and forth on this for "fun video"...take a Break for a moment

[@phatmanxxxl]

Probably after every press conference with these clowns.

[@daithi1966]

Dubbed it? I'm pretty sure that whole thing was straight ligit.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Legend says Lanky still doesn't know where his whistle went

[@onemanarmyEST]

It's a really important issue!

[@hintzofcolorconcepts]

Whistle waiting in the bushes of love

[@bulletsfordinner8307]

hintzofcolorconcepts 😂🤣

[@moobles2998]

Clearly up Kristens ass?

[@AnRKeyTruth]

@@hintzofcolorconcepts damn it! Ya beat me to it!

[@deem6077]

Right out the gate this has me laughing with _" _*_sigh_*_ I need a drink.."_ 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@candiceleerobey8360]

Sometimes I feel sorry for her... Not enough to take her for a drink or take her seriously, but her job makes dealing with incorrigible children on a daily basis seem easy.

[@hopedspiller2172]

Now I need a drink.

[@jaclynjt8410]

@@hopedspiller2172 Me too! 🤣

[@brianlash154]

she's pretty hot

[@Deeniesweden]

“It’s been a whole hour since Kristen sat on my whistle” 🤣🤣🤣

[@eweezy946]

Well where's my whistle???🤣

[@Deeniesweden]

@@eweezy946 you can’t find it? 🤭😂

[@estheay3611]

This is a really important issue

[@melissamcclain34]

I did not sit on it 😂😂😂

[@dalmatiantoadflax5798]

and her name is actually Kristen

[@Mr37fuzz]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen.

[@squirrelherder7025]

The names are the best Sasquatch Steve, Choclate Curl, Chachi, Stinkleg etc.😂😅😆😆

[@opheliapain3398]

Facts!

[@jimsolo5739]

Redneck Avengers needs a season 2 video ASAP!

[@EllePole]

You need to watch the Mark Zuckerberg one then!!! You’ll die laughing!

[@erikdreiling2492]

"I'll bury you people." Awesome stuff.

[@Station9.75]

Let's be honest here. All *any of us* really needs is a craft table, a magic wand and somebody to feed us pickles.

[@savagetruthercritic8646]

Station TRUTH!!!

[@pozgaming4665]

I concur

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Station, but I'm allergic to pickles. I need my family to be happy, a sense of wonder, self-worth and fulfillment for myself, and a craft table.

[@brianlash154]

i don't believe you

[@DavidWildmouth]

Forget pickles. Flamin Hot Cheetos

[@jefff3886]

5 years later, and I'm still watching this. This has to be the greatest one ever. And now she's Governor. Love it!

[@jefflebowski918]

"I'm sensitive yet dangerous and I make nachos."

[@collamore]

Almost want to start up tinder again with that profile line

[@duckyay3439]

My kinda guy

[@trier4952]

Best pick-up line ever!!

[@oljimeagle]

Jeff Lebowski had her at nachos

[@TommyCeltic]

Ah, fuck it, Dude.

[@challenger2ultralightadventure]

I have a feeling that this is more along the line of what Sarah Huckabee Sanders would LIKE to say! Perfect...hilarious and perfect!

[@pantsthemancatandbeethoven586]

I wish she would.

[@hifam6451]

@@pantsthemancatandbeethoven586 I bet you would, who needs accountability in public office

[@pantsthemancatandbeethoven586]

@@hifam6451 Calm the fuck down

[@stevekombolis3197]

Makes about as much sense as what's actually being said

[@MrsCurioCheerio]

Trevor Manning I hope you know your account is likely going to get blocked in the comments for spamming on so many damn videos

[@EricChamplin]

I might be in the minority on this one, but this was one of the best BLR videos to-date lol

[@inverted311]

Eric Champlin Sarah is awesome man. Definitely one of the best BLRs.

[@1amieosia]

@@inverted311 she's an awesome man indeed.

[@TheRayfield77]

Nope. There are some classics, but I'm with you that this may be their best.

[@TheRealReVeLaTioN]

I highly doubt you're in the minority. This is an instant classic!

[@chaiselatterly7003]

Excellent. Thumbs up and I wish I could give it more.

[@asafupps]

“Never sounds like a good day” 😂

[@blacklivesmatter4752]

The past 3 years.

[@sentient5]

@@blacklivesmatter4752 Yeah that’s about how long “never” takes.

[@cybercapri]

OMG "I'll Bury you people..." what an awesome way to end this episode.... LOL...

[@MrCS-81]

Nah they are in the bushes, it was

[@wargamingsupernoob]

@@MrCS-81 cause everyone's got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

[@oron61]

She sounds like she's about to break into tears when she says it and it makes it even vetter.

[@bexyevans777]

Do you know God?

[@kennyshelton7438]

"Im sensitive, yet dangerous.....and I make nachos." She missed out. Haha

[@melissasaint3283]

Lol, that is a description of my ideal Byronic hero.

[@amegrey2868]

"Uh do you need to look like a stuffed baked potato in that Walmart shirt" SENT ME

[@nreising2722]

Perfect!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@inaudiblearia8047]

This was my fav🤣

[@missally3333]

I start laughing at "I need a drink", but that line kicks the video into high gear.

[@domshaheen7356]

I’m convinced that’s what she actually said.

[@Dragonblaster1]

I'm still ROFLMAO about it! OK, the JD possibly has something to do with it, but I'm laughing my tits off.

[@dansweda712]

Three years ago and still watching it and still LMAO! "Do you need to look like a stuffed baked potato in that Wal-Mart shirt" love it!

[@MrJrFish]

It's the most quotable BLR ever. If you could see my kids use all these lines towards other you would lose it! (and be slighltly appalled!) eg. "ummmm...do you have to look like a stuffed baked potato in that Walmart shirt?"

[@dansweda712]

@@MrJrFish hearing some little kid saying that just out of the blue would be hilarious, I'd say it's there funniest video, a close second would be the hearing with the Facebook guy (never can recall a name when I need to) I always did like Sarah but that video took it to the next level

[@dansweda712]

Mark Z, when there waiting for him to finish taking a drink of water is just too much

[@dansweda712]

@@MrJrFish how can I tell if my Labrador is male or female, easy you suck.... Gena Jenna yeah Gena Jenna

[@brandip77]

“I’m crazy about ya. When can I see you again?” Hilarious

[@applejacks971]

"No...never sounds like a good day"

[@majorcynic]

Then - "Uhhh 'never' sounds like a good day"

[@shannonolivas9524]

The one line that made me laugh out loud.

[@TheLovelySheri]

You guys deserve an award for this one. Spot on

[@j-69]

Isn't it just one dude tho

[@SilentRoadStudio]

"Uh do you need to look like a stuffed baked potato in that Walmart shirt" ROTF in tears, I'm so weak.

[@Dragonblaster1]

That one made me LOL, for sure.

[@sarahpursley719]

One of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard. 😂

[@pattyayers]

You basically could say that in an argument with anyone and it would work as an insult 🤣

[@joshuamichaelanderson6456]

Cozz U suck.

[@angrypillow1486]

How many people are still watching this instant classic 2 years later?

[@jefft.4924]

Me.

[@restoredivinemasculineandf8028]

@@jefft.4924 6/9/2021

[@jefft.4924]

@@restoredivinemasculineandf8028 lol

[@orangecatguy9845]

I am

[@akarihayato-5187]

me

[@ashx_.]

Legend says he still hasnt found his *whistle*

[@dhelor]

Kristin is still sitting on it to this day.

[@shanebrown8726]

Don’t worry FBI is on the case

[@seattlesix]

Kristen was at restaurant and I heard a whistle go off

[@shanebrown8726]

Seattle Six I need the address of this restaurant we will get all the info we need and be one step closer to catching her

[@knunyabeasewhacks8744]

This is the best bad lip reading yet!

[@bunnygirlmantra]

The inauguration was best

[@taxiuniversum916]

I disagree. The one with Ted Cruz and his wife was MUCH better imho. Followed by the one with Michele Bachmann.

[@Eklektik40]

The Zuckerberg one was hilarious. So you know what?... your comment sucks!

[@Eklektik40]

Buy yourself a dog. And take some lessons on freedom of speech.

[@onyx8231]

This definitely was!!! "I need a drink." HaHaHa! Nailed it!

[@majorcynic]

I LOVE this one - because NO ONE is spared - Sasquatch Steven? Chocolate Curl? Stank? Chachi!!!! "I'll bury you people!!!"

[@robohobosapien]

What's even better is she has the visual demeanor to match perfectly!

[@jenbdiamond]

Fun fact: Stank, Chachi, and Stinky Leg are actually more of Kavanaugh's high school lifting buddies.

[@majorcynic]

Squeeeee!

[@secretservice3466]

I wanted "You are fake news" Acosta in this one

[@thesisypheanjournal1271]

“Most people would find you disappointing.” That is just such a perfect insult.

[@Mrpamperedpassions]

You had me at " I need a drink"

[@connectedone2343]

Mrpamperedpassions Exactly 😄

[@YvetteASMR]

"Ok, to be honest. I think that most people in the world would find you disappointing."

[@joshwettlin6670]

I thought we all just watched

[@psychologicaldisorder9028]

Yvette ASMR "why you saying this? "

[@courtesyof24]

I'm sensitive yet dangerous *and* I make nachos. 😆

[@seanceystephens6512]

Yvette ASMR Hey Baby u Got Kik so we can Chat

[@YvetteASMR]

@@courtesyof24 Well, I mean. Nachos... At least there's one good thing.

[@calebverdu3091]

"Hey, I'm crazy about ya, when can I see ya?" "You know, never sounds like a good day" Rejected.

[@AMcDub0708]

Woman: I need a magic wand, a craft table, and someone to feed me pickles Dude: I’m sensitive, yet dangerous.....and I make nachos Tinder: MATCH.

[@RegisteredNurse926]

🤣

[@pattyayers]

If he’s sensitive, he can handle the pickle part

[@MexicanHotChic]

You know how I was part of a gang that made bed quilts?

[@ItsKibet]

" I am sensitive yet dangerous, and I make Nachos..............."🤣🤣🤣

[@martaaltheide5146]

Kibet Yego Sounds like my sons ex girlfriend

[@ellesnyder942]

To be honest, I think most people in the world would find you disappointing. You suck.

[@ItsKibet]

@@ellesnyder942 You mean just like you!

[@eerereps]

"I'll bury you people" sounds like something she constantly dreams off...

[@mrgreyman3358]

they are going to beat her to it. they are burying themselves. cnn is now running propaganda for iran, a state sponsor of terrorism.

[@faemaiden5090]

dude chill this is a bad lip reading not "Trump said this to a foreign ally" video.

[@joeblow1942]

eerereps And I cant blame her.

[@thereckoning8326]

This is by far, the absolute best. Hilarious and pure genius!

[@ryanmaddugal]

“Ok,idiots are you ready?”lmfao!!😂🤣

[@malikdavis7634]

“I’m sensitive, yet dangerous, and...I make nachos!” 😂💀

[@scottbyrd3499]

Yeah someone who can make nachos is not disappointing 😋

[@yasminemobley7858]

My type of person!

[@lorenburks2787]

That part is so funny 😂

[@number3stunner118]

I feel like a guy with those qualities should be having to fight 'em off with a stick. Too bad he chose the one woman out of a thousand who wasn't going for it.

[@MultiChrisjb]

that going on my tinder profile

[@Jumanjijumpsuit]

How much does Sarah Huckabee love this

[@lumen8341]

apparently her dumb ol' dad retweeted it, so... probably a lot honestly, I don't mind, BLR is the nexus in which we can all stop and take a break (secret: my husband's in a band with the BLR guy's best friend :D I get to see their texts sometimes! you can touch my hand if you want)

[@beaustoker3466]

yuge amounts.

[@Quarksi]

o: delete that! no one must know you're only 4 degrees away from blr guy!

[@skyserf]

Keiko Sah I’m sure she appreciates it. The White House press corps is about as intelligent.

[@mstuomel]

Actually I think she would love this. She seems witty and clever here.

[@bradb7445]

"Wait a minute roast beef for sale, marriages for lemonade that's all we will get" love that bit 😂👌🏻

[@Digglesisdead]

I too was part of a gang that made bed quilts.

[@juliepiemonte3268]

So you were "under cover"?!!!

[@ryanniv1851]

Julie Piemonte good one 😂

[@AdrepKeith]

Ahha indictment for you coming!

[@chasingarches8693]

FAVORITE PART 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@claudiabarillas5618]

I think that's called a quilting bee.

[@theL0RDFIRE]

I dont care about the original, this one is perfect. And it looks so real, it might as well be the original

[@ChromeTecNina]

Legit this might be the best one he's done. Absolutely perfect use of humor, editing and lip syncing.

[@jblack5728]

This is one of the best ones. Please do more

[@lent9835]

This is my all time favorite ABLR. F#@king brilliant. Still watching in 2022

[@jackhydrazine1376]

Greedo, Mangy, Stank, Lanky, Chomp, Creature, Sasquatch Steven, Chocolate Curl, Turd, Jeeves, Jonna (Gina), Chachi, Stink Leg, Bork, Varicose Ken, and This Jerk. Classic reporters' names!

[@junpi8562]

And they'll probably never live them down now

[@waterandafter]

Varicose Ken was my favorite.

[@laura7271]

hope they're BLR names are used in real life, forever

[@fahmiperwira]

Looks like their side hustle name

[@Aliexster]

If you were going to be named after a type of monster, Sasquatch is a pretty chill choice.

[@kristiyanlalevschann]

"How could i tell if my labrador is female" Answer: "Easy. You suck." xD

[@user-ct8pd1pw2n]

Didn't this channel used to replace the audio and edit?

[@therambler3713]

too late, that ones been used already. Try again

[@blcskho1400]

SMD

[@blue_ouija]

+I Write A Song A Day So, what song did you write today?

[@bitspacemusic]

After Trump moved in, all BLR do is try to tone things down. Damage control mostly. No need to replace anything.

[@Chaos89P]

bitspacemusic Even before Trump moved in, BLR was doing damage control. The pre-nomination debates are proof of that.

[@dansweda712]

How could this not be the most popular video!?!? It's by far the best!

[@marleyshaw-mchenry2389]

"Would you rub my feet if i tickled yours?" - Sassquach Steven

[@isaaclang6031]

Wish I could give this a thumbs up every time I watch!

[@allisone8036]

I’m up to about a hundred views myself... one of the Funniest things I’ve ever seen... the names !! 😂

[@mcdonaldswi-fi9502]

Oh great I have bushes of love stuck in my head for another year!

[@pitti-sing1203]

Forrest Hassell ME, TOO!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKq2eXeLipedq68

[@ellieray7342]

issa BOP

[@Karim-wl5cm]

49 times we fought that beast....your old man and me..

[@me2olive]

I deliberately stop BLR videos before the end now, it's happened to me too many times!

[@shayZero]

Yup. About a second played before i could stop it but it was too late. Its buried in their again

[@ryan_n05]

"Uhhh, do you need to look like a stuffed baked potato in that WalMart shirt?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@GGIOBLACK]

I think they forgot to upload the lip reading.

[@analogdistortion]

Roast beef for saaaaale

[@GGIOBLACK]

@K Philly what? Lol. My statement was not even remotely political. Chill

[@GGIOBLACK]

@@rapucha6295 the channel. I think the channel forgot to upload the... Wow. It's a satirical statement based on the fact that the lip reading always looks so realistic. Lol. Even if I was politically biased to one side, im not stupid enough to think the KZbin comments would change anybody's mind.

[@rapucha6295]

You bin Poed, son!

[@bbschroeder7125]

The dude with the lost whistle 😂😂😂

[@c5d53g2e]

Where's my whistle?

[@wargamingsupernoob]

@@c5d53g2e up that woman's fat ass!!!!

[@VaudevilleBear]

I'd let her sit on my whistle

[@DrJohnZoidberg]

Why did you just upload a normal white house press briefing?

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

becuz i can...

[@HBiz72]

Every time. Always a variant of this exact comment and always a ton of likes. Why? This unfunny joke is on every fucking BLR video. Why do you people like this?

[@BeeMoe5]

Who knows 🤷‍♂️

[@DrJohnZoidberg]

"People dumb." -Craig Benzine 2018

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

Hector Lannibal, if its a variant then its not the "exact" comment

[@thetiffanystevenson]

"Eh, you really thought I'd take your question? You suck." I'm dyyyyying 🤣

[@fakenews8173]

Finally a video that's just plain funny no matter where you stand politically. Well done.

[@futurestoryteller]

God... really!? Who fucking cares?

[@StarWarsomania]

Fake News IKR???

[@Cmackie311]

Probably because it seems more realistic. I’m not sure they actually edited her responses

[@davidkline4372]

Guess again. This video validates only the right wingers warped perception of the media thanks to President Caligula.

[@katiekat2921]

+Fake News - unfortunately not. Coz all the Frump followers are going to be like 'hah, see, they are all fake news, tell it like it is BLR', and all ... well a good many ... of the anti-Frump brigade are going to be aware that all the Frump crazies will respond this way and are going to be aware that having done this BLR is basically lending a sort of back-handed legitimacy to Frump's anti-press lies and Huckabee's actions in legitimising Frump's corrupt behaviour. A funny video? Sure. Also, though, a very unfortunate legitimisation of the actions of a corrupt and anti-press White House.

[@Kyotosomo]

wouldn't surprise me if this was real

[@barbsmorninggarden7985]

I wish it was real. LOL Everytime I watch the press ask those endless, stupid, petty, shallow questions.....This captured their useless essence perfectly.

[@miniena7774]

^ Someone’s triggered.

[@brendanc2675]

shutup you dumb lib

[@theyoungconservative2714]

Greg Caesar it’s the truth buddy

[@patrisco8448]

middle america would disembowel you and eat thanksgiving and give praise right after. you are clueless and actually stupid and naive to think otherwise. as sun tzu says tho, dont interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake but i feel like you still have a chance to fix that head of yours

[@patrickfox7000]

Wait a minute....roast beef for saaaaale, marriages for lemonade is all we will geeeeet....

[@mochs62512]

I watched that part like 5 times in a row

[@inkmaster5480]

I'll bury you people.

[@ghost.888]

LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnyoneye2641]

Rofl

[@Bacon8rTermin8r]

"Its been a whole hour since Kirsten sat on my whistle!" "I did not sit on it." "Then wheres my whistle??"

[@zalz]

Best marriage advice: Marriage is for the lemonade *its all we get*

[@113dmg9]

"...and someone to feed me pickles." That is the most enlightening press conference in forever!

[@jjjjjjjess]

This is the funniest bad lip reading I've watched.

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

The WH Press Corps is going to treasure this.

[@TeeOozy]

Jessica Vang same lol

[@ryanniv1851]

I don't normally find this stuff funny, but this one really made me laugh

[@monkadelic13]

Its almost a pure translation of reality lmao, you can see these words in her eyes...

[@robbywc]

I thought it were the Republicans who were having a war on woman. Turned out it is you liberals having a war on woman.

[@tommychew6544]

I don't know what took me so long to find this channel but, this crap is hilarious!!!