In a movie a guard sees a problem and calls it in??? That man need a promotion and a raise
@TheBlackKnight1o16 жыл бұрын
20:14 No comment on the fact that he said "Velaciroptor" and they just rolled with it?
@nikolaibelinski81334 жыл бұрын
That explains EVERYTHING, They're Not velociraptors, They're Velaciroptors!, *Science*
@gregdeandrea14505 ай бұрын
Okay. I thought i was going insane.
@justacrystal5675 ай бұрын
I think Decker is the most re-watched KZbinr I subscribe to. Always funny, no matter how many times I watch them. I especially love Decker rooting for the dinosaurs to enter the room because the women would be safer with them than the psychopath.
@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram69416 жыл бұрын
When you're so cheap you have to buy your Dinosaur (and a Pterosaur) models from a website. At least, the Monolophosaurus is indeed a Jurassic genus...
@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ3 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S the name of these species. I thought it was just knock-off velociraptors....which they technically are in these movies.
@wugglesx2 жыл бұрын
@@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ at leat they still use real dinosaurs too lol. so many species, yet jurrassic park says nah lets make our own! . then just end up wtih a super trex and raptor lol. i havent seen this one though so only have the review to go off of, i'm a bit torn. it doesnt seem completely horrible. definitely bad lol. but idk how to put it.... uhh it comes off more like an oldschool kaiju/monster movie to me than a jurassic ripoff. albeit i honestly cant say if that's a good thing. . if either of you have seen it and jurassic dead let me know how they stack up to each other i think it was the last B/C dinosaur movie i saw. edit: thank you btw. kept thinkin to myself "whats wrong with these walmart brand raptors"
@bloodrunsclear6 жыл бұрын
I love that you point out the actors names. It really makes the review more in-depth :)
@procow22747 ай бұрын
8:50 why did they lean towards the dinosaur when they saw it?
@daemonxdog34775 жыл бұрын
20:16 It turn out that the "velociraptors" and "T-Rex" are accurately models of monolophosaurus, and giganotosaur, I guessing they can only afford the models of these lesser know dinos.
@daemonxdog34775 жыл бұрын
@JurassicHero 3 yup that makes sense they probably just pick these dinosaurs and slap the name t-rex and velociraptors.
@Colbrax4 жыл бұрын
It's funny because Jurassic park started this trend by slapping velociraptor onto deinonychus
@daemonxdog34774 жыл бұрын
@@Colbrax True.
@pissmypantsbro6 жыл бұрын
So glad to be back, and I'm glad you're back in full force. Your dinosaur and sci-fi reviews are the best. Keep it up!
@1984Brandon6 жыл бұрын
11:40 Decker: Everyone is confused as to what this movie even is? Bear: I think this is a Hannibal Lecture film... Mr. Noxious: No no no... It's that DD Barracuda thing!?! Street Walker C): Wait I thought it was a murder mystery since that Armstrong guy is dead?Armstrong: I just was stunned, thank you for caring though. Street Walkers A: and B:) Mannie you should stay here with the token black guy they don't kill 'em until a later scene.
@Takimeko3 жыл бұрын
The EDF reference was on point. Also, 19:51 straight up had me laughing. Greatest thing in this movie.
@thezombiemage72256 жыл бұрын
What I've learnt from these latest reviews is that there really isn't a lot of good dinosaur movies haha..
@Lunr-rd7ob5 жыл бұрын
Raptor Ranch was surprisingly good tho lol
@renegadewolf9616 жыл бұрын
I literally just discovered you today and this is the second video I’ve viewed (the first was Poseidon Rex) And my verdict thus far: Great stage presence, Good writing, whimsical, and interesting selections of films for review. I’m looking forward for the other videos in your repertoire and videos in the future 👍👍👍
@ultrainstinctshaggy92752 жыл бұрын
Me too but my first was age of dinosaurs
@bizzthekid6 жыл бұрын
Dope ass video big guy. Great hair as always, You on the phone with old guy had me laughing. Keep up the dope content
@Lewting20006 жыл бұрын
The guy that coined March of the Dinosaurs a few vids ago must be feeling pretty good right now.
@msagzjr.46416 жыл бұрын
OutrageousBrit Why is that?
@wd31856 жыл бұрын
Michael Jr Sadgwar Because that's now the name of the themed month.
@Chicomite6 жыл бұрын
20:13 This man clearly says the imaginary word of "velassoropters" instead of velociraptor. Beautiful. Just mwah😚
@ragnarok1984p5 жыл бұрын
At 19:14 was that an Aliens reference "Close you'r eyes" like Ripley told Newt on that platform while Alien Queen was coming at them ??
@giovannyalpizar53516 жыл бұрын
4:36 Decker breaking the 4th wall to the extent. This made me chuckle as you persuade him to slap some sense.
@TheBatmanhelper6 жыл бұрын
CONGRATS ON 90K DECKER I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!
@theclassyxenomorph13016 жыл бұрын
Hey decker, I've been subbed to you since 2011, or 2012, I forget. Well anyways, I just wanted to say I love your videos and I can't wait to see your channel blow up. Keep up the good work :)
@HorrorShowEntertainment6 жыл бұрын
You should do Terror Birds... It's from the same director of Jurassic City!! LOL
@codybell1036 жыл бұрын
That’d be cool Snakehead Horror and Frankenfish would be cool too.
@liopleurodonthedinoman3637 Жыл бұрын
The dinosaur models are that of Giganotosaurus and Monolophosaurus made by Dinoraul, RIP to the man, but for some f***ing reason the Monolophosaurus and Giganotosaurus where called Velociraptor and Tyrannosaurus Rex, the reason why I have no f***ing idea why
@thegreenmessor38096 жыл бұрын
The DINO Bunny High scene was probably my favorite scene in this review.
@shadowdramon016 жыл бұрын
1:20: Dammit, Ransik. We get it. You’re human and no longer a criminal now, but you can at least do better than constantly starring in bad dinosaur movies.
@jurassicmonster22526 жыл бұрын
Decker, the dinosaurs are actually Monolophosaurus, roughly 16 foot long, 6 foot tall theropod from the middle Jurassic period. And yes, as you said, NOTHING like a Velociraptor.
@clockworkanimatics42196 жыл бұрын
JurassicMonster225 thx for this info.I racked my brain wondering which dino was it and when they said raptor I was triggered
@jurassicmonster22526 жыл бұрын
No problem!
@wd31856 жыл бұрын
Really? I actually thought that they did look like Monolophosaurus, but I thought there was no way the filmmakers were smart enough to know that that was a real dinosaur genus.
@ytndndrummer6 жыл бұрын
I also like the fact at 20:14 they actually kept the take where the actor says Velaciropters. Feel like that was missed joke opportunity.
@that80sguydave396 жыл бұрын
Oh Decker ... the pain you put yourself through for us.
@mostlymattmostly64245 жыл бұрын
Monolophosaurus is an interesting choice, a new choice?
@stevencwoodcock6 жыл бұрын
You need to do the leprechaun series. That stuff is right up your alley. Great work as always!
@JohnMassari6 жыл бұрын
Great music on the end of your videos as always!
@eddihurta71736 жыл бұрын
Hey Decker & Chat! Hooray new review!
@brendanforester46016 жыл бұрын
Hello, Decker! Question: Do you plan on reviewing the Halloween movies this fall?
@willarrington31886 жыл бұрын
Brenda Forster OMG dude yes!!! I can't wait for those & that damn doll!!! The Chucky series
@nooterbutter33306 жыл бұрын
With creepy
@brendanforester46016 жыл бұрын
Will Arrington I'd like to see those too.
@deltaprime35096 жыл бұрын
Brenda Forster yeah that be great and he should make sure he does both versions of Halloween 6
@brendanforester46016 жыл бұрын
DeltaPrime350 Definitely.
@thejoe_snotbombsskateboarding6 жыл бұрын
Another AWESOME Job Decker!!! Great Work as ALWAYS brotha 👍👍👍
@Odinfang3 жыл бұрын
Be interesting if there were a plot reason why a carnivorous monsters are never full lol
@matthewsmith30783 жыл бұрын
They’re high. Major monster munchies.
@ethancoolbro18gamer864 жыл бұрын
9:37 Ray Wise went from Jeepers Creepers 2 to this movie...
@BlackRedEliteStormE42 жыл бұрын
5:44 this guy is also the main villain in call of duty ghosts as commander Gabriel t rorke
@theaegis57956 жыл бұрын
Decker decker decker, do Jack Brooks monster slayer! great little practical monster effects and some wonderful cheese! a little slow but it all turns out great in the end
@mr-harrison23596 жыл бұрын
Hey Decker Shadow, long time viewer but I was wondering if you could review Roger Corman’s Dinocroc, it’s a movie that I’d love to see you review
@jonarhax33886 жыл бұрын
I think decker turned into a hippie
@wyattbooth99186 жыл бұрын
What was your first clue
@seandewar476 жыл бұрын
Can you review Aztec Rex?
@lordheada96416 жыл бұрын
Sean Dewar what's that it actually don't seem like a rip off
@seandewar476 жыл бұрын
Aztec Rex is a movie by director Brian Trenchard-Smith that stars Ian Ziering. The film debuted on the Syfy in 2008. you can watch the full movie on youtube and you'll see why i requested it
@kaijucifer35446 жыл бұрын
Sean Dewar Oh god! That movie was terribly cheesy!
@seandewar476 жыл бұрын
i know, but it was a childhood guilty pleasure, along with Swamp shark
@MercurialSpider6 жыл бұрын
Sean Dewar Chupacabra: Dark Seas wouldn't be a bad one imo.
@kurisu7885 Жыл бұрын
I'm with you about carnivores in movies, especially when one is stalking a group of people and is apparently hungry, like after a certain amount of time it would break off and look for something easier.
@jfernsten6 жыл бұрын
Great as always! After the brain-melt of dinos, may I recommend a lighter review of "Buckaroo Bonzaii", "Batman: Under the Red Hood", or...wait for it..."The Girl, the Gold Watch, and Everything", TV movie that "Clockstoppers" did a great of lifting from.
@adriandude856 жыл бұрын
Love your work Deck, any chance we’re getting Hellraiser Judgement review?
@little_isalina6 жыл бұрын
20:13 You're misunderstanding, Decker, he's not saying Velociraptor. He's talking about Velaciroptors.
@mr.vibeboy056 жыл бұрын
Decker: Well the only they'll be getting is DINOSAUR, or death. Me: *dead*
@dragonlordthekingofdragons63736 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah Easter was on "April Fool's Day"
@Hiko.M6 жыл бұрын
Would love to see Decker do Feast but might be to much.
@Sir_Master_Kaino6 жыл бұрын
Loving the new end credits music, Decker.
@skullyskaric77792 жыл бұрын
9:02 damn...did she eat a fly or somthing???? the way she scream tho
@lordainsleyharriot32525 жыл бұрын
I think the most painful thing to look at is that mans beret at the start, dear god man who shaped that? Daredevil?
@ba-gibrickunboxingreviews39416 жыл бұрын
They apparently have the brains of 12 year olds. Im ded. I could type right i was laughing so bad
@MilkScrew5 жыл бұрын
Dino: *sees girls in hottub* Ooo! SOUP!!
@tattygumcancer3 жыл бұрын
I just realised, the Wardens played by one of Clarences goons from Robocop. That's the second low budget dino film you've reviewed with an actor from Robocop in it
@Yanrogue4 жыл бұрын
the fact you know about Tannerite makes you the best movie reviewer on youtube
@jakebrandt75696 жыл бұрын
Loved the video great work as always
@jar_knight6 жыл бұрын
New video removing around Decker Shado? Count me in!
@ciminod6 жыл бұрын
the 2nd movie of Jurassic park ( The Lost world of jurassic Park with you also reviewd Decker) the charaters brought a By T-Rex and The Mother T-Rex to a city so yeah they can do that
@jaivonpyatt6905 Жыл бұрын
19:53 Damn that thing took the term eat lead & quite literally
@cjermevpg63726 жыл бұрын
Just once, I'd like some scientist in one of these things to say, "Yeah, we probably shouldn't have bred dinos with Kevlar skin. That might have been a mistake."\
@m4cpksherman3526 жыл бұрын
Just to note, it is per Jurassic Park that the most effective and quickest way to kill raptors is explosions. The book used a rocket launcher.
@Rekkyphaganax19837 ай бұрын
So for anyone wondering, the 'Velociraptor' is actually Monolophosaurus jiangi
@MsDjessa6 жыл бұрын
Just yesterday I saw a dinosaur attacking someone in a city. It was a seagull trying to snatch food from someone in Helsinki. Ray Wise again? Funny coincidence I just watched a Brandon Tenold review with him.
@MADMONEYMAN50002 жыл бұрын
Vernon Wells played the villain Ransik in Power Rangers Time Force. And was the voice of Samael in the Darksiders videogames too
@ThePhoenix7436 жыл бұрын
March of the Dinosaurs? Sounds better than dinocember in march.
@Tazkar4 жыл бұрын
I mean if I was working in a facility that housed Dinosaurs I think I'd probably carry a 40mm Grenade launcher as a service weapon as well.
@onlocationkat4 жыл бұрын
Over the years of Shado vids, he looks more and more like Weird Al Yankovik, which is awesome.
@jackganimations6 жыл бұрын
For when "March Of The Dinosaurs" is complete, you should review "Atomic Twister" 2002. It's a cheesy early 2000's TV Movie by TBS with some cheesy acting, decent CGI and a plot that sort of holds up.
@raymondleggs55086 жыл бұрын
"Imma Beast, I'm a monsta"! (set to thumping rap beat) :-D
@jfernsten6 жыл бұрын
Ray Wise! Props to him forever for Batman: The Animated Series and...Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2. I honestly thought his portrayal of the President in that game was actually very good.
@seanwilkinson74313 жыл бұрын
They don't look like velociraptors because they're velaciropters. The guy at the end said so.
@Dinoslay6 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's confused of what the hell this movie even is." - Decker Shado, 2018.
@DaikaijuDiscussions6 жыл бұрын
*TRIPPIN*
@forestcampbell89623 ай бұрын
Nice shirt
@kristapskarnitis96136 жыл бұрын
March of the dinosaurs is great :D
@blueduck4ever6 жыл бұрын
Decker can you review Crocodile Dundee?
@GanonGhidorah6 жыл бұрын
Since each movie has had at least one alternate title that has "Jurassic" in it - why not call it "Jurassic March"?
@des99304 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Deinoychus is formerly known as Velociraptor, although the species is rarely ever called Velociraptor anymore. That's the reason the raptors in the Jurassic Park series are called that despite their inaccurate size.
@wd31853 жыл бұрын
I don't think many scientists ever actually classified _Deinonychus_ as a species of _Velociraptor,_ but when Crichton was writing the original book, he chose to call it the latter over the former because he felt it was more dramatic. I know there was at least one paleontologist who claimed _Deinonychus_ was _Velociraptor,_ I just don't remember their name, but I don't think it was ever a commonly accepted consensus.
@charliebowen50713 жыл бұрын
Thanks... deinonychus was never a designated velociraptor
@des99303 жыл бұрын
@@wd3185 yeah I don't think it was a species but more of a name back then
@ziljin6 жыл бұрын
Awesome another dino movie.
@duck846 жыл бұрын
He should really review Children of the Corn once Dino-whatever is over, at least the first movie.
@jonwilson17456 жыл бұрын
Decer could you review the thing remake and the critters series
@nikolasmace98456 жыл бұрын
Can you look at RoboCop PS can you look at Godzilla Planet of the Monsters ?
@bigred33086 жыл бұрын
Ironically enough I just found this movie on tubi. Also thank you for your gamarathon cause I saw gammara when I was in elementary and couldn't remember what it was called now I owne the trilogy.
@kevinburdine74526 жыл бұрын
the only thing good about this video is that Decker is on top of it with his great comic timing
@danieldb6316 жыл бұрын
Huh. I was expecting Vernon Wells to be digested.
@iguanaboi39216 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for those blood surf and razorback review.
@keiththompson94356 жыл бұрын
Vernon Wells and Ray Wise? Wells again? The hell? Vernon is nuff said a fantastic actor. Ray Wise is nearly even better. I know MMPR nostalgia is awesome and all but they do know Vernon Wells was only involved after the Zordon era? More films that I would love to see riffed by MST3K if it was more adult.
@janetpoche37166 жыл бұрын
Yes I love the dinosaurs month thingy
@alectasy4 жыл бұрын
That is not a velociraptor is a monolophosaurus it has like a crest thing on it head and velociraptors don’t and it doesn’t have toe claws
@davidmeza12966 жыл бұрын
The dinosaur species that was called velociraptor in this movie were actually monolophosaurus
@willparks34295 жыл бұрын
I want whatever bunny hallucinated on
@FR-qb8se6 жыл бұрын
The 'velociraptors' in the film look to be monolophosaurus actually.
@ziljin6 жыл бұрын
They should definitely make more half naked sorority movies
@wyattbooth99186 жыл бұрын
I heard Harvey whinestien is working on it
@Sableagle6 жыл бұрын
Wait for the Trump biography. There are half a dozen scenes of him walking into the changing rooms "to do a safety check" while the contestants for Miss Teen America are not just *half* naked. If you prefer your sorority girls sorority-aged, don't worry. I'm sure the jailbait will be played by 20-somethings in the movie.
@nooterbutter33306 жыл бұрын
Hello decker rockhead will you review the halloween movies with creepy THE MONTH OF HOLLOWEEN
@satriakurniawanndjaenal12236 жыл бұрын
Aww, dude...you should have done that other Jurassic City. That sounds pretty interesting.
@rizuopal81536 жыл бұрын
Could you do reptilicus
@chochlateandvanilla77156 жыл бұрын
Decker shadow should review halloween series
@davidgentry45016 жыл бұрын
I have the same shirt Decker is wearing
@thundercliff936 жыл бұрын
Asylum Dinocember
@MiXVoy6 жыл бұрын
AKA cash-in for Jurassic World
@marioadam70606 жыл бұрын
Can you do Jurassic world falling kingdom
@-slice-61036 жыл бұрын
Mario Adam How? It barely came out on theatres a few weeks ago and only does reviews he has in blu ray. It won’t be on blu ray for another few months
@HawkTheRed6 жыл бұрын
lets play a game called "What dinosaurs were those"? My bet is that they were poorly made Dilophosarus
@aroundguy50476 жыл бұрын
TheRed Hawk nah, m8 monolophosaurus, btw you can see this model in a lot of free phone games and stock images
@jamesheasley29806 жыл бұрын
Dude please do the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series for either summer or fall
@LemThurdy4206 жыл бұрын
Yo Decker, as an odd compliment your teeth have looked great lately.