Dinosaur Hotel Movie Review - Veloci-napper

[@jeffclark5923]

That was some painfully "british drama" acting from our protagonist. I have been more emotional about dropping a sock while switching clothes from washer to dryer than she is about her children being future dinosaur poop.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

With movies like this I like to pretend that the characters are screaming and running from the bad CGI rather than a monster. It makes the movie so much more fun. :)

[@thehowlingjoker]

On behalf on the United Kingdom, I would like to apologise for this film. Not since the height of the Empire have we committed such an atrocity.

[@MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT]

I know this was meant as a joke... but the UK is involved in numerous genocides and illegal wars literally right now. You're basically our 51st state.

[@thehowlingjoker]

@@MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT Yes but those current atrocities aren't anywhere near as bad as this movie.

[@locastmincer]

Wait, this is our shite?

[@markcarpenter6020]

​@@thehowlingjokerhowever to be fair it's still better than half of what Hollywierd is making these days. Some of those movies are crimes against humanity.

[@animeAJproductions]

"I understood that reference!"

[@DragonTriangle]

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought the main plot was that dinosaurs were running a hotel. Sad that that wasn't the plot.

[@TheListenerCanon]

There is a hotel in Japan where the robot dinosaurs run the hotel!

[@theterbear9915]

Deckers breakdown of the snobby protagonist was the best part. Look if your poor you cant afford a therapist. You just have to tell your problems to people who don't give a shit for free. Truer words have not been spoken

[@donaldporr9682]

That is what Bartenders are for

[@gambinogardenz]

These are Brits we are talking about😂😂😂. Poor is only having one slave to demoralize.

[@viriathas9910]

The scene with the therapist is probably the most realistic thing I've seen in a film this year.

[@FD-io4pk]

A critical drinker reference, method acting kids and dinosaurs ! Thank you for this wonderful gift, Decker ! And a merry Christmas to you !

[@bootsthecat6718]

Now I'm curious is this is about a Velociraptor who kidnaps people, or a Velociraptor who likes to nap.

[@DeckerShado]

I have been struck by a muse, I must begin production on this movie...

[@afroteddybear]

Or someone who *kidnaps* Velociraptors

[@jborrego2406]

Its lonely lol

[@ThoughtandMemory]

Dinosaurs worked flint tools!!!

[@DualDexx]

I would watch the latter. That sounds adorable.

[@stardestroyeruk7025]

The first "dinosaur" they see is a Pteranodon which ISNT A DINOSAUR!!! id report this hotel to trading standards!

[@chano7053]

Oh, finally we get a new movie review by the one and only Baron Decker Shado. I was so waiting for it!

[@DeckerShado]

Oh, I've been waiting too. 😅

[@chano7053]

@@DeckerShado yeah, i know. The usual copyright BS... 😒

[@hernehaugen6878]

Can it be? Is it....DINOCEMBER?!

[@kayrazpatel]

Yes

[@Darek_B52]

8:45 Critical Drinker reference.

[@Minthismoment]

Wait... you're telling me the movie that got held up in purgatory was this movie??? You would think it was Jurassic World or I dunno a bigger budget flick. KZbin is ridiculous sometimes I swear. Glad to see a new review though!

[@jawsbert]

You've been selected as a contestant on this hit gameshow...that somehow no one has ever heard of

[@crimsondragon1690]

Hell of a plot hole that the one lady in on the game was the only one to kill a dino.

[@you123ST]

25:00 best part

[@ragnarok1984p]

The way dinosaurs look I expected Regina and her squad to appear at some point .

[@justacrystal567]

I love how Decker’s dramatic reactions and line delivery always makes for an entertaining video even if it’s covering a boring film. And I’m glad I’m not the only one who loves cheesy movies! Some can be really good and usually it helps if the actors and crew had fun making it.

[@wstine79]

It's Dinosaur Hotel. We'll leave the light on for you.

[@Vicious0Sephiroth]

Where do dinosaurs eat their dinner? In the DINING-SAUR room! Ha ha. Joke would have fit perfect in this movie. Lol

[@mjparks4889]

Been rewatching a lot of your stuff lately. Found some old gems from over a decade ago. Still funny as hell. Your work has only grown more entertaining. Never listen to the haters.

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

Old Decker is Nostalgic af now.. God I hate getting older😂

[@nathanadams3432]

New Decker video! My day just got a whole lot better!!

[@GriffinPilgrim]

Dinosaurs in movies are always super hungry. Pretty sure an entire human would satisfy a T Rex for a few hours. Like, imagine if you ate a meal the size of your head, you'd probably not feel the need for seconds.

[@Xinthus78]

Well, at least Cam-bot found work after MST3K

[@enjolireyes643]

3:49 absolute facts Decker!

[@MusingSprite3045]

Another killer review, Decker. Watching your videos is a real slice of life. Always appreciate your stabs at whacky movies. Nice to sink my teeth into. I love hearing a good tail. Dinosaurs.

[@williambrandt8877]

I see Cam-Bot. Now, where is Tom Servo Crow and Gypsy

[@ThoughtandMemory]

Your sacrifice is appreciated. 👍

[@danielrocketrees2460]

Merry X-mas, Decker. Keep 'em coming buddy....AND REMEMBER, the World Wide Web wouldn't be the same without the Internet personality with the best videos.

[@grapeshot]

Motel 6 when the ice machine is on the fritz.

[@fokushigaru1310]

Hey Decker, give The Jurassic Games a review, its basically The Condemned with dinosaurs.

[@andrewotaku1679]

I was pleasantly surprised by the dinosaurs in The Jurassic Games. Some of them weren't half bad.

[@timtollett5996]

Dinosaur hotel a movie that sets dinosaur movies back to the Stone age

[@davidlionheart2438]

The scariest things in this movie are Sienna's eyebrows. Woo. Awesome, as always, Decker!

[@illjam9695]

Jesus i thought you edited in that robot at first lmao

[@RobloxYTSTUDIOS]

Ah a drinker reference, chefs kiss for that one

[@kamule001]

love the videos you make sorry its getting so hard to show them around the overlords

[@dottiegillespie8067]

Thank you soooooo much Mr. Shado!!! I needed a review from you today. I hope your doing well and I wish I could express in words how much you brighten up my life! Thanks again!

[@yupanquid5538]

Merry Christmas to me (and to you and your loved ones, Decker) This is an early gift, a new entry on DinoCember. Cheers Decker

[@JereR]

Hey Decker! Just leaving a comment here for the algorithm, keep the hard work up!

[@Mailed-Knight]

Really love your new intros.

[@brandonjenkins6381]

Awesome a Decker Shado review for Christmas. Merry Christmas to you and Charlie's Decker.

[@markcarpenter6020]

Hey decker. You should check out vampires vs zombies sometime. It's a movie written directed and largely stared in by stuntmen. The plot is (surprisingly) decent and the acting is (in places) unintentionally glorious. For most of the actors it's pretty obvious who are stuntmen and who aren't just based on their physic(most of the stuntmen (male and female) are quite... stocky

[@starlimitz2]

Fight the power Decker! Don't let KZbin get you down! You've come too far and you have too much talent and charisma! I've been subscribed for well over 8 years now! You helped me through my 2 year station in Korea!!!! FIGHT!!!!

[@forrestcrabbe]

I saw an ad for velocihamster earlier. It was a game or comic or something, i dunno. Might be cool

[@maccurtis730]

She only breaks the rules if they are adults her children are OK because of something, something evil.

[@Scarheart76]

Ah, another film to add to my "Watch if you want to fall asleep fast" list.

[@mattr75]

I imagine an actual dinosaur themed hotel would be a lot better than this movie

[@andrewotaku1679]

GamingBeaver once went to a dinosaur themed love hotel in Japan for a video. I can confirm that that was infinitely more entertaining than this film.

[@miguelortiz8350]

FINALLY! DECKER HAS COME BACK. With dino chaos

[@-Evil-Genius-]

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:02 🦖 *Introduction to Dinosaur Hotel Movie Review* - The host introduces the movie "Dinosaur Hotel" and comments on its intriguing name and DVD cover. - The movie premise involves a secret underground game show where contestants must survive a night in Dinosaur Hotel. 03:17 🌈 *Sienna's Financial Struggles and Dinosaur Hotel Invitation* - Sienna, the protagonist, is introduced, facing financial challenges and seeking happiness. - Sienna receives an invitation to participate in the game show "Dinosaur Hotel" with a £100,000 grand prize. 08:50 🔒 *Bringing Kids to Dinosaur Hotel* - Sienna faces a dilemma as she can't find a babysitter and decides to bring her two kids to Dinosaur Hotel against the rules. - The decision sets the stage for potential challenges and rule violations. 10:59 🦕 *Grand Unveiling of Dinosaur Hotel* - The contestants gather for the grand unveiling, where they learn about the challenges they will face. - The introduction reveals the presence of CGI dinosaurs and sets the tone for the perilous game ahead. 13:51 🏃 *Escape and Initial Encounters with Dinosaurs* - Contestants, including Sienna, try to escape as dinosaurs appear, leading to initial encounters and escapes. - The tension builds as characters face the dangers of the dinosaur-filled environment. 17:41 🤔 *Contestants' Cooperation and Deeper Mysteries* - Contestants discuss the mysterious rules and objectives of the game. - Sienna proposes cooperation among contestants, questioning the idea of only one winner. 19:59 💀 *Betrayals and Unveiling of Dean's Role* - Zara's betrayal is revealed as she collaborates with Dean, and contestants face internal conflicts. - Dean's involvement as a participant adds a twist to the game's dynamics. 22:43 🎉 *Sienna's Unexpected Victory* - Sienna, along with her kids, emerges as the unexpected winner of Dinosaur Hotel. - The game's conclusion involves unexpected twists, including Dean's demise and Sienna's triumph. 23:13 🦖 *Critique of "Dinosaur Hotel"* - The host expresses disappointment with "Dinosaur Hotel" and its lackluster execution. - The plot, stiff acting, poor CGI animation, and absence of dinosaurs in key scenes contribute to a tedious viewing experience. 24:38 🎬 *Overall Evaluation and Rating* - The movie's failure to capitalize on its potentially interesting concept results in a slow, boring, and nonsensical experience. - Despite occasional bright spots, "Dinosaur Hotel" receives a low rating of one floating ball of exposition out of five. 25:02 🤔 *Reflection on Sequels and Closing Remarks* - The host expresses bewilderment and incredulity at the idea of sequels to "Dinosaur Hotel." - Closing remarks include a humorous reference to the extinction of dinosaurs and a brief teaser about potential sequels. 25:25 🤡 *Teaser for Another Movie Review ("Clown Motel")* - The host introduces a different horror movie, "Clown Motel," teasing it as a potentially more engaging and low-budget horror experience. - The transition hints at a new review, leaving viewers curious about the upcoming content. Made with HARPA AI

[@bobc455]

I needed this so much

[@christinlofton2265]

Ah yes, the return of Dinocember! Can't wait to see the rest that we get this season

[@jimmyrobinson1136]

At the 18 minute and 30 second Mark when you said she was unable to run and hide from the hungry vullaso Rapture you sound just like the narrator for the original G1 Transformers cartoon Awesome

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

A plastic velocitaptet toy or rubber puppet would have been more realistic.

[@Farfetch_]

Yo thank you for another upload been on this channel for 8 years now. Keep it up 👍🏼

[@grapeshot]

Hey, you want to make a crazy movie about dinosaurs and hotels. Sure I wasn't doing nothing in my basement today.

[@SnlDrako]

My favourite reviewer!

[@thelonewolfronstringer6266]

I love these reviews I think I'll spend today watching a bunch of them they're hilarious and extremely entertaining

[@CGomm-le7gv]

Decker question do you put the rabbit in at 4:20 ?

[@JenMistress]

Damn, the graphics of the dinosaurs in the first Dino Crisis was more impressive, and that was all the way back on the first PlayStation. 😉😂🤣 Anyways, crappy looking movie, but fun video. Thank you, Decker.

[@Its_Clouds]

Another great video. Keep up the good work. I'll continue to check in and watch your videos whether the algorithm wants to screw you over or not.

[@justacrystal567]

Again, still love your reviews. The humor, green screen, and you’re acting is always on fire! I swear they had a similar movie plot to this except with sharks. Though I don’t think any of them we’re going to get a grand prize for surviving. Or maybe they were. I can’t remember what it was called, maybe shark night? But they were all trapped in a cave and a gate would release the different sharks per round. The CGI and that one was terrible! I saw it once and I’ve never been able to find it again.

[@Yanrogue]

Is this the christmas episode for this year? Merry christmas decker.

[@madscience6283]

Hey Decker! You may want to get a colour accurate display (if needed) and look into some colour correction. It looks like someone pulled down your saturation haha thx for the video!

[@nerdrecorp54123]

Gonna tell my kids this was Jurassic World dominion. They did quarantine at a hotel after all!

[@Jestyr129]

Thumbs up for the Critical Drinker reference! Hahaha

[@seaglass3034]

A little Drinker reference in there. Very nice. lol

[@garymurphy4455]

Hey Decker, I think this is set in the UK so you wouldn't strictly need to pay to speak to a therapist. Keep up with the videos dude!

[@hudzap]

That intro cracked me up😂

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

8:27 She has a Note 9? At 5:28, she was using an iPhone 6 (I think that's an iPhone 6).

[@therealredleader25tl13]

I enjoy your work kind sir

[@maccurtis730]

🦖🦕 Merry Christmas Decker.

[@captaintony1227]

i love how decker always promotes other you tubers. either by straight up promoting them or with little nods. your truly a class act my friend. i watch your videos even when they're trash like this movie. I know you tube fucks you tender so I hope the multiple views I give on videos helps.

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

*Dinosaur Hotel, rendered by Microsoft Bing!!*

[@xxwh1tenutsxx371]

Here's to another blessed dinocember 🙏🏼 Thank you decker

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

"Learning useful marketable skills just sounds so,,,,,,,,,,,,Pedestrian🧐"-Fuck I love Decker😂 Please dont ever stop making content my boy.

[@togroglog2457]

Got this notice, for what it's worth. Great review as always!

[@coreyroberson4550]

As bad as these dinos are, they're nothing compared to the monstrosity found in another film by the same producer - Jurassic Island. I hated that movie and every character in it so much that I hoped they would all die. But the T-Rex is a piece of work - animated so poorly that they bent the ankle the wrong way and gave the poor thing two knees; it's the most awkward walk cycle I've ever seen.

[@nuke1nekro]

im a simple man, i see the hair, i click like

[@sylvainboudreau1734]

I wonder if the sequel is ninja dinosaurs and robots with invisible hands to open doors. Now the question is how fast can the hotel drink blood before it disappears?

[@PoPcBroD]

I want a strangely green room of terror

[@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig]

The protagonist was in the movie ALLIGATOR

[@rebeccachambers4701]

I laughed so hard when i seen the raptor

[@joshgriffin46]

For the algorithm! I've always loved dinocember

[@TheAlterspark]

Decker this is 2023, the MC's kids are just accessories lol

[@frederickmiller2733]

Here's a watch and comment. Keep it up champ

[@2oddbats755]

I didn't know Hotel For Dogs got a sequel!

[@rylanpayne1341]

Decker: Whaddya Mean They're Sequels To This Thing!? Me: Aww S@%t!

[@Dinoslay]

(sees the 3D models) Yup, the film-makers definitely ransacked Turbo Squid.

[@Thegeneticsjunkie]

Going out of my norms to leave a like and comment. Lets get your algorithm going yo!

[@blackshadow228]

Love your content Figured I should comment as KZbin algorithm tend to suck at promoting some creators

[@ananslator3655]

You should review boar 2019 very good boar suit

[@dracoscorpio753]

25:13 squeals i just heard of it

[@jasonvoorhees310]

See, binging decker videos solves everything.

[@AReallyBuffLlama]

Can’t wait for the review of the sequels, Decker! 😂

[@donjean6590]

Ahh what a great way to start my day.

[@davemurphy3362]

Like the nod to Critical Drinker 🤣🤣

[@BroNovaGaming]

Well, after looking at the trailer for the second one...the Dinosaurs are actually animated next time...not gonna save the plot but animators were hired.

[@michaelthomas5433]

Adding veloci-nappers to any of the Liam Neeson Taken movies would have have been a fun idea.

[@annabellee8459]

A hotel run by dinosaurs. Would the room service be good at least?

[@mindisfrozen]

Can say Jack's acting was, phoned in?