Deep Rock Galactic's Worst Guide of All Time

[@АаПа-з2з]

*Active eldrich spawn invasion ongoing, creatures everywhere* Scout: "Can I get a platform up there, engineer? :)" The previev tip is so real.

[@carljohan9265]

Someone activated a core stone while the morkite refinery was going (endless swarm that does not stop even when the pump sequence is finished). Ended up with only me left standing and all iron wills expended. I had to run around so damn much to finally be able to revive people and kill the core stone and even with it gone we were still in a bad situation. Much, much more running and fighting later we finally finished the pump sequence and called evac, even managed to put the core stone in the extraction pod and finish the mission. Man I wish I had recorded that because I was sweating like mad for what felt like 10 min straight (at least).

[@CMT_Crabbles]

Please don’t kill Scout, I just like flying around and being borderline useless, comeon

[@huhbro72]

dont forget the lights

[@exalted_space9224]

Look if you light the caves, and eventually mine the cealing minirals your good

[@eliupdike]

Haha C4 go boom

[@dybo3793]

But when you fly into my C4, there’s nothing I can do!

[@peoplespigeon2842]

I'm sorry little one...

[@DrOwn-hq9ot]

What if the real compressed gold was the scout that got crushed by the minehead along the way?

[@dingding7289]

this is implying scouts have a worth to be compressed into.

[@carljohan9265]

I played a deep scan mission yesterday. Put platforms on some nitra and the scout went to mine it, I went to mine something else. Suddenly, scout goes down. I have no clue why. No enemies and no hazards anywhere. Then I realize, he got crushed by the drillevator as it spawned in, since someone finished the last resonance crystal right as scout went to mine the nitra. How unlucky do you have to be for the drillevator to spawn right above you when you're on such a huge map as a deepscan mission?

[@totoru4ever]

It's compressed gold, not compressed disappointment.

[@evanvollbrecht541]

You probably noticed given the amount of time that passed while Anna was afk, but swarms completely stop spawning once you’ve scanned all the crystals & the drillevator arrives. If you tunnelvision on finding them, you can usually get it done before you even need to resupply & mine/do secondaries at your leisure afterwards. Particularly useful for when there’s core stones, machine events, korlok tyrantweeds, etc. and you don’t want bugs interrupting

[@FrazzleFlib]

wow, thats kind of.. easy lmao

[@dawn-path]

That's some useful ass knowledge! Thanks!

[@Armetar]

little tip for future core stone events. If gunner puts ziplines high up away from any surfaces core spawn crawlers can't kill you.

[@nameisnttaylor]

good to know!

[@boinqity4621]

also very useful on modifiers like swarmageddon where its just a shit ton of grunts and swarmers with very little ranged enemies. ranged enemies actually target people on ziplines specifically to make them fall

[@Selatapey]

Most important tip: Mine the glowing pustules when your whole team is near them, they are very valuable

[@nameisnttaylor]

GOOD IDEA!

[@thecluckster3908]

Wow I learned so much! Although I would recommend getting drunk before starting a mission! Really gets the blood pumping!

[@interruptinuse]

yeah best to start the mission drop countdown in the rig and down a blackout stout. you'll be on your best performance after that

[@κεραυνοβόλος]

Did you know if you drink a black out stout right b4 a mission starts you will be so drunk and blind it will be unplayable i found out the hard way. :)

[@DrDevvi]

My best tip is to be aware that gravity can be very dangerous...

[@spoocewok]

That's too literal. A tip would be cliffs are very safe and meant to be jumped off of.

[@nameisnttaylor]

don't tell anna... as soon as she learns that gravity is dangerous she may become too powerful

[@Bezgels]

i just found this channel and have been binge watching it for days, but my name is also taylor, so whenever someone tries talking to you i think someone is calling out to me for a split second and it throws me off every time. love the vids though!

[@nameisnttaylor]

well i'm glad you enjoy the content! even if it costs you your sanity

[@spoocewok]

The Taylor effect

[@datbottleofcidre6926]

good to know that I was already following the guide

[@spoocewok]

Every play sesh with my friends all of us iron will at the same time at least once, because of course

[@RPGmatic]

I absolutely love the shenanagans yall get up to! Im sad that your newer videos arent as popular as they once were. The real ones are still here for you!

[@chesterstone2024]

we love you taylor and various individuals 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@NickMaovich]

Anna's "WATCH ME" yeet is definitely something and a half

[@aimesblack]

Ever since my broomstick granted me the ability of flight I have become beyond useless I’m just bhopping around giggling to myself

[@toiletfx5679]

Killing scout is not a tip, its a nessecary step of any successful mission! ROCK AND STONE BROTHA

[@Checkmatte3000]

I love your editing style, it looks clean and simple but there is a lot of work and thought behind every animation and caption.. I would honestly be entertained just by watching how you make this.

[@nameisnttaylor]

i appreciate that! thanks a ton

[@PartyElevatorProd]

I’ve said it before, but y’all make the best DRG content online, and this was your best video yet! Short and sweet, hilarious, and a great feature of the game mechanics.

[@nameisnttaylor]

that's very kind! i appreciate that a lot

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

I think that you are currently my newest favorite KZbin channel. I've watched all your videos about twice at this point.

[@lamplepima3201]

Tip 1 "Don't call enemy names keep your teammates guessing" like 30 seconds right after "Oh i heard a cave leech" briliant.

[@drzondir7903]

One really important tip for core stone fight, just burst through it. They will not stop spawning and things will just get worst, its best to just do it as fast as humanly possible

[@caosin3667]

During deep scans, if you scan all geodes, you will stop swarms from coming Use this time to do season/machine events and to seek the lost gear if they spawned

[@ricky2815]

anna forgot that being a glyphid doesn't make the spitters not target you. but to be fair, it's possible to win that situation strafe around both spitballer and vartok, vartok projectiles are pretty slow, and spitballer's is dodgable if you jump right before it attacks, the balll will pass your head and scout has the cryo bolts/grenades to freeze and stop and kill the spitballer as quick as possible, and then slowly focus on vartok's bulbs (a cover from the main plant would be preferable)

[@oscarglad5284]

Now this content gives me the emotional stability i need to keep clapping those bugs on Hoxxes IV

[@Octobeann]

1:36 i know from experience how brutal those are when you aren't prepared, one of the first times i got one it was activated by a bulk det explosion

[@camerondugmore7958]

damn, i love your content, surprises me how you have so few subscribers. I'm sure if you stick with it you'll eventually get substantially more. I can't stop binging your content lol

[@nameisnttaylor]

i appreciate that!

[@kacheechang4667]

1:37 While what we got was still great and funny, I was really hoping for the core stone to just glitch out and just not go through the bossfight because that can happen right now as its bugged and will occasionally do that. Idk why it does that but it pretty neat and funny. I had a team who was too scared to do core stone just today and I called them elves, proceeded to mine it out, and then nothing happened and told them "See, we had this perfectly all worked out and fine." Honestly, was the funniest thing that has happened to me in season 5 so far.

[@nameisnttaylor]

wow! that's a wild bug, had no idea

[@le_bennett]

That happened to me with my very first Corestone. Found it a touch underwhelming. Then, of course, the next one blew me away! GSG really cooked with these events.

[@RaspyGunslingerCaleb]

​@@nameisnttaylor, it's not a bug, it's a failsafe, because game couldn't process the locations of the rifts, so it automatically completed the event, the meteorites have similiar failsafe, if it can't spawn the rock crackers.

[@lancer.p1]

This was actually one of the funniest episodes yet! Keep it up Taylor.

[@nameisnttaylor]

thank you!

[@ScoundreI]

bonus tip: teamkilling is essential, make sure the other 3 dwarves don't reach the drop pod and cash in on their life insurance

[@changeuphitter5678]

Oh boy, I can’t wait to learn how to play my favorite class: the glyphid!

[@nopenope5203]

I dunno, "Don't do THAT." was a pretty solid tip.

[@3-valdiondreemur564]

If you don't kill scout scout will make sure you can't. The Supercooling Chamber is based and I can one-shot dwarves if their shields are down.

[@svenneumann2816]

"watch this" *fucking dies* 10/10 born scout

[@nameisnttaylor]

she was made for it

[@penguingamer9882]

my highest score dwarfbouncing was 103 times before the AFK guy I was on got back and immediately sprinted out from under me

[@nameisnttaylor]

you got me beat by 3... we'll revisit this rivalry in the future

[@Archeum94]

This mission is just the fricking best. I just find it hard (on H5 at least) because swarms spawn as often as on mining or point extraction

[@mapatay3641]

Not gonna lie, I was caught off guard so hard when I heard Taylor pitch his narrator voice up a tad, but I’m relieved to see that it’s just a side-effect of all that copium. Rock and stone, everyone.

[@nameisnttaylor]

^-^

[@marthahorace]

actually a great vid for greenbeards to see

[@exalted_space9224]

Me a console dwarf waiting for the next update while pc players get to peep the horros.

[@nameisnttaylor]

peep the horror

[@spoocewok]

Down with the consoles down with the consoles

[@spoocewok]

That one person who takes his rules seriously throwing the mission lol 😂

[@nameisnttaylor]

ME!

[@spoocewok]

@@nameisnttaylor I just realized ur tag is "name isnt Taylor" lol

[@ulpurt7612]

I would like to update you: I have completely forgotten the original name if the creature that became known as Craxus, and it is the only name I use.

[@nameisnttaylor]

YOU POOR SOUL!

[@ToonLinkHox]

Tip #6 : saying "Watch this" ALWAYS ends well and is never just tempting fate, you should do it all the time! Your teammates will think you're REALLY cool! Oh and tip #0 : coordinating is for losers. Who cares what your team is doing? Just start events, pull eggs and press buttons the moment you spot them, you REALLY gotta get that speedrun time down. If your team's not ready, skill issue tbh. Make sure you remind them of that fact if you *somehow* fail too (inconceivable), it'll really help motivate them to be better next time!

[@cringeonmain5653]

Tip ???: Tell your team mates to ping each other and tap control so you can mole them through a wall.

[@nameisnttaylor]

as soon as i get the mole overclock it's over

[@unicelularorganism]

6:04 *goblin noises*

[@nameisnttaylor]

literally

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

Hey Taylor, not sure if you knew or not, but if you HOLD the reload key on Engineer, you will call your turret bad to your carried inventory and will instantly reload it. I'd highly recommend doing that more often.

[@Argom42]

I don't usually play scout but I was playing him the other day cause I'm trying to fast track him to legendary 3. The driller thought he'd be the funny man, freeze me and blow me up with c4. Of course he did. What he didn't account for: I'm so fast at hitting a and d that I got out of it faster than he could place the c4, zipped away, and shot him dead with my m1000. Then they rezzed him...and I killed him again XD I asked him over the mic, was it funny funny man? And he said "kinda lol"

[@Argom42]

True story

[@Alecoo09]

This isn’t the worst guide, this is the best “troll” guide.

[@VladimirPutin10]

Indeed

[@Mr.Smooch]

you already know. His name is Taylor

[@nameisnttaylor]

ain't that the truth

[@spoocewok]

Actually it's Swift. Swift Taylor.

[@thechumbinator3070]

first time ive seen "no views"

[@nameisnttaylor]

i'm irrelevant now i fell off

[@ZeroXvi1]

Anotha banger

[@snugglyhedgehog]

WHY DIDNT I GET A NOTIFICATION

[@nameisnttaylor]

they're trying to keep you in the dark

[@onehmmboy7694]

Joe

[@nameisnttaylor]

joe

[@ЕрікПокідько]

Mama

[@chainsawplayin]

Not a guide

[@DoritoClips]

Made it within a minute. Wow. Imagine I got a pin that would be so crazy 😅

[@nameisnttaylor]

only if...

[@DoritoClips]

@@nameisnttaylorif only… 😔

[@merkava2106]

First

[@zachariahroeber6632]

dam

[@deathdiamond15]

The triple Iron Will had me sobbing LMFAO !!!! never change

[@tyson9199]

I saw the view count (131 as I am watching) and got so sad because I thought your videos stopped being recommended as much and then I saw that it was released 5 minutes ago.

[@eldritchowl1061]

131 in 5 minutes Taylor really fell off 😒

[@alessandrotullio-perez1674]

​@@eldritchowl1061 🤡

[@nameisnttaylor]

bro really fell off

[@interruptinuse]

@@nameisnttaylor bro jumped on the mk 2 boots and has risen to the skies

[@MCisAwesome95]

Can't wait for the new mission type in season 6 where you have to protect afk Anna (from everything but glyphids, of course)

[@nameisnttaylor]

somebody contact gsg...

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

Anna is not quite a part of the swarm; she herds them to their destination. It's like pushing cattle, they don't attack due to complacency rather than kinship. Nice outro by the way. Very talented.

[@nameisnttaylor]

thank you, ultimateragnarok, i appreciate your kind words

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

10:23 Why is Lumin headless?

[@nameisnttaylor]

i have no idea honestly, that happens to him a lot

[@Keltjin]

I cant wait for max haz 5+ videos

[@beebee5191]

About time You become the best of the best

[@noiceman5831]

Omg I cant wait to improve as a dwarf and help my team in the future!!!!

[@nameisnttaylor]

you will do well!

[@CarmineClouds]

Instructions unclear, c4ed the scout

[@nameisnttaylor]

damn...

[@ЕрікПокідько]

You should also spam calling mule to make him more motivated and faster do triple dips on ressuply pod to be sure that youre on 100% ammo&health dont forget to set your brightness to lowest possible setting and never use flares, bright light bad for your eyes Sometimes there is bug when grunts take only 2% damage and can be pettable, you have to focus fire it untill nearby dwarf says the steeve is dead You shouldnt destroy chargesuckers on bet-c, as she will still do damage to bugs! Always leave 1 ressuply pod rack unused even if you dont have any ammo. Carl will really appreciate this When foghting dreadnaughts, pop all the coocoons and once! Your team will thanks you as now their splash weapons are more effective! And lastly, rock and stone at least every 5 seconds no matter the situation and never give up!

[@spoocewok]

DAMN THATS A LOTTA RULES

[@spoocewok]

Except the last one they are obligated to do the same

[@nameisnttaylor]

these are all very good

[@ghostcarp]

hi taylor!

[@nameisnttaylor]

hello!

[@Psyko_Monk3y]

Saying "Watch this" and then falling off a cliff is such a scout thing to do.

[@MitruMesre]

>mine one billion morkite have you checked out Massive Content Revise? it's a pretty cool mod idk about 1 billion but im pretty sure theres a mission where you mine 2k

[@KalirSavant]

I don't run Iron Will and it's very fun to see the mindset of people who do. (The perks I use vary between builds but I almost always make room for Unstoppable, because ignoring slow effects is awesome and there are a lot of heavy objects even discounting stated mission goals that are worth being able to fasthaul.)

[@nameisnttaylor]

i didn't used to use it, honestly, but then i started HAVING to use it

[@LucarioDoT]

Hurricane cluster bomb doesn't really teamkill, I find

[@The-Random-fool1697]

YEA FIRST SEASON 5 GAMEPLAY NON GAIDE OR SEASON EXPLANED

[@SpriteDoge]

Please do not C4 me, or else my M1000 will have to get involved

[@WolvericCatkin]

_"What the Anna doin'...?"_ 😹

[@Subjecttochannel]

I bring you all a parcel of knowledge I discovered on day 1. You can call a resup underneath the drillevator and it will fall with it as it mines, then when it hits the bottom it will do a big jump higher than the standing platform will be. This will kill whoever it hits.

[@nameisnttaylor]

thank you for your contribution

[@totallyhuntergaming]

shart diffractor

[@dingding7289]

with the new gunner oc's now the entire cast has a way to team kill the scout, HOORAY!!!

[@nameisnttaylor]

WOOHOO!!

[@_KroW_]

what's with your loadouts... they're all messed up...

[@nameisnttaylor]

what's wrong..

[@isolatedegg3234]

Tip: Use the shard diffractor to draw things on the cave wall

[@nameisnttaylor]

darn straight!

[@Mildly_Tactical]

Only KZbin channel I WANT to watch ads on

[@nameisnttaylor]

you a real one

[@vincebutler8924]

Honestly awesome KZbin channel

[@nameisnttaylor]

i appreciate it!

[@PineappleZach666]

Me who only plays scout *ima birb*

[@nameisnttaylor]

fly high

[@SRuda]

Pov youre on console and have to wait 😔

[@nameisnttaylor]

poor console players..

[@callummcneill6266]

I forgot your name what is it again

[@nameisnttaylor]

so did i

[@donnyhooha]

yeah id do it (nameistaylor that is)

[@nameisnttaylor]

😨

[@saadbullock8122]

Epic video

[@nameisnttaylor]

epic comment