Defcon 18 - How I met your girlfriend - Samy Kamkar - Part .mov

Defcon 18

[@SomeInfo-ib3wz]

Smart and funny guy, great talk.

[@MrRaja]

My words! :)

[@GeekBlogTV]

I gave one-man a standing ovation at the end there :) I hope others who see this followed suit, part because it was a great presentation, but mostly because I don't want to feel stupid!

[@TheTengukami]

I should really stop watching Defcon videos I am a programmer and these videos are really making me want to start creating malware But the biggest problem I have is that the FBI already monitors me.

[@XxTheKGamerzXx]

VPN dude.

[@stefanroman8086]

***** Apparently NSA has openVPN figured out and cracked already.

[@XxTheKGamerzXx]

Oh

[@AnarchistMetalhead]

i2p?

[@anthonyg9350]

Cool story bro

[@technogamer3222]

The joke's on you I don't have a girlfriend!

[@harderwijk11]

samy is my hero!

[@passport3763]

I'm still getting an introduction to all of this, that being said he mentioned something important which I later forgot about and now I'm back trying to remember how I got here the first time.

[@kopuz.co.uk.]

Don't learn to hack but hack to learn.

[@greenthumb9406]

well how the hell do i start then?

[@opensourceftw3282]

Triple X SS

[@DrRChandra]

wow, this is like Sam Esmail's inspiration for Elliot Alderson

[@deathknightultra]

this was one of the best presentation everrrrrr

[@laincy-zp6lr]

This is amazing 😆

[@woutverjans2928]

not the xbox!!

[@impyrobot]

If I had lost my 6 level 75 characters on Borderlands 2 back in the day I would have killed my self xd.

[@FiberMoose]

Excellent presentation.

[@vlakarados]

just in case, CodeIgniter does not use native session management anymore

[@75IFFY]

this is an amazing and quite hilariously scary presentation.

[@bartoszbiaas3197]

Great talk

[@Ididerus]

I love Sammy!

[@DefconUnicorn]

Glad you got your access back, was a bit mean suggesting life time ban. Nice talk.

[@Canoneosmiami]

Does it still apply today? Or is it all obsolete now ?

[@zaggery]

Maro Vok the code is on his website but the code is just for a program to run as a client or a server. It's not the code you see here. if you want to do it like he does in the video you either have to write it all up in java to run on a webserver or get the source that he released at defcon

[@benzbubblecat]

why is he explaining how cookies and binary work to a defcon audience???

[@thepyrotechnicpenguin4846]

???

[@srtghfnbfg]

he blitzed through it either way out of courtesy for all the non-technical people that might be watching/attending as well I guess.

[@jessicawhite768]

Too many 6s can't scratch as hard or as old

[@mika2666]

well if you have nothing to hide its ok right?

[@mysss29]

HI HACKERS!!!!! *goes to window and waves*

[@666HeroHero]

"Saying you don't care about privacy because you have nothing to hide, is like saying you don't care about freedom of speech, because you have nothing to say." - Edward Snowden

[@heshoots9999]

what did that guy say at 23:00?

[@knubbze1]

Something like "Excuse me, could you ask the people [..] to stop and shut up". And then the lady saying "I'm sorry!"

[@ToxisLT]

wow! just.. WOW, the presentation skill of this guy is over 9000 (by my estimates), the story (yes I know it's fake, it was used for the sake of coherence as a 'rel world scenario') everything - just pure awesomeness.. just awesome!

[@PsychoEditingStudio]

This is true awesomeness !!!

[@RipRapRob]

Unless the girl represents something else. Look at the logo on the PC on one of the slides.

[@TheAussieLeo]

To emphasize the reduction in entropy.

[@freedfighter96]

Isn't "epoch" pronounced like epic?

[@freedfighter96]

Nah the dictionary guy told me "Epic"

[@Bm23CC]

What about using a sanboxed browser can the host system be attacked.

[@mysss29]

the browser is still running on the network...

[@zephyrthegeek]

when he was explaining what a irc channel looked like on the web what was the language of that code? its at 21:23

[@DavidCastillaGil]

I think it's JavaScript. You should be aware that there are different languages which share common words and syntax though.

[@michaelmcneil4168]

+David Castilla I am absolutely the least technically able wannabe so when i found this by accident I was all: What The Ffffffforbes? weatherlawyer.altervista.org/active-volcanoes-in-2015/

[@SmallAndSoft]

Welcome samy!

[@jthemee]

top

[@DickerMax]

i just love, how he altered the facebook screenshots :D:D:D

[@dessabeca]

was it true or it was just an example? Did he get it?

[@xCodxCreative]

If you're talking about the start, it was true lol. He made a bit of code wich he put on his MySpace page. So when someone visited his page, they added that person as a friend. And it would skip the, "Is Sammy really your friend?" message. Then that person who looked at his page, got that code on THEIR page. So when someone looked at their page, it automatically added Sammy. So in about 24 hours, Sammy had about 1 million friends on Myspace. Funny story lol.

[@edexnorth123]

2018

[@RaviBhojwani]

iloveu

[@pavithren]

"Privacy is Dead!"

[@LouisPlay]

Priv...? Never heard this word.

[@dariuseversol]

yeah AND YOU SHOULD STILL BE BANNED FROM COMPUTERS !!! HACKER!!

[@intellectualize6354]

Only the cool kids (or maybe skids?) go to 26:02.

[@_JS96]

Lol bruteforce the session, or wait for Facebook to goof up 50 million+ times

[@mysss29]

JFC WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT NAMBLA FUCKING IS GFD

[@embalmed]

is it the national association of Marlon Brando lookalikes?

[@darkwarrior396]

Goatse security? wtf

[@quantum7401]

just add "x" to the end of the name.

[@NatalieSpa888]

Phrasing!!!!!

[@lord_fisk]

37:49

[@HawkeyeSTi]

This guy did an amazing job.

[@ZarkosisSmash]

Wait wat his real name is actually Samy. I thought he was a meme...

[@davidcullum1764]

Not quite sure if trolling ...

[@ivanmanev6918]

epic

[@robbieturtle6218]

billy mays is dead 1:41

[@LetoZeth]

+Umaru Doma That's a myth.

[@davidcullum1764]

No, it's pronounced ee-pock.

[@V3T9]

he never really was

[@BamBam41510]

browser hijack

[@Levent_Ergun]

32:10 hahaha

[@poggot453]

kek

[@HappyFeetWomboCombo]

30ft, trololol

[@wtfkittah]

First 17mins sounded like a foreign language.. Derp.

[@xl000]

really ??