Delivering the Platinum Chip

I'm now just realizing this is an unintentional prequal to my first peter parker video. Guess he should have introduced himself to Mr. House as soon as he entered the strip.
Also just after finishing this I found this video which is pretty much the same thing except with spongebob. Check it out this dude's content is pretty funny: • SpongeBob pisses off M...
#fallout #newvegas
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[@dylandugan76]

Talking to Yes Man, 10 minutes later: "Sorry I'm late, I had to beat an old man with a 9 iron to get this."

[@BluMan506]

That's terrific you realy do have a good golf swing

[@curtishammer748]

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

[@boolpeasant3562]

@@curtishammer748 Would you kindly

[@sandroenuka5383]

@@boolpeasant3562 O B E Y

[@a_makarov]

With a big iron

[@SvendleBerries]

House - "You played that very poorly, you realize?" Courier - "Thats okay, I know where you sleep. Ill be back later to put some dirt in your sterile stasis pod."

[@ravensflockmate]

imagine killing mr house because he was rightly upset with you trying to pull some bullshit on him. this post was made by not rp'ing a petulant mary sue gang

[@GorpGlop]

@@ravensflockmate imagine not killing mr house and not becoming the ruler of the Mojave through yes man.

[@andreykabakremix]

Eh, Mr. House does not deserve my loyalty after 2000 caps. I can make that money in a few minutes in the casino. Bold of him to assume I care about his ego and goals 😒

[@ravensflockmate]

@Keegan Young simping for dead end toaster hoarders are we?

[@mertinibus]

@@ravensflockmate *Y E S*

[@corcoleison]

I will never be tired of New Vegas memes

[@180treehousegang8]

the dialogue is already so good this just makes it funny

[@corcoleison]

@@180treehousegang8 and as a fan I enjoy that this videos get recommended because I remember those good old times

[@naylik2562]

One of the funniest, freshest memes of this generation.

[@Artisticmonkey2]

The timing has been perfect, I just got my husband to play through it for the first time so I can harass him with memes

[@_Slimjd_]

Me either

[@mikoajczechowicz1652]

"Sorry I'm late. It's jungle out there. I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this chip." That's supprisingly so New Vegas.

[@maicoxmauler2825]

Maud's Muggers are no joke man

[@lioraselby5328]

Playing with the Wild Wasteland perk, I see.

[@jonathanwells223]

That’s Vegas baby!

[@kolbassir]

Expected him to say "I miss the part where that's my problem" at the end

[@joshsnider6186]

Yes! Me too

[@tehbabygenius]

I was expecting at at 30 seconds and for Bully to put some dirt in Mr. House's eye

[@salty-9]

You'll get your platinum chip when you fix this damn door!!

[@nikoslakis]

"Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there. I had to send some church ghouls to space to get this chip"

[@Full_Throttle_Axolotl]

*Chuckles in Confirmed Bachelor perk*

[@the_wooden_bear]

@@Full_Throttle_Axolotl *stands over all the dead bodies of the ghouls and super mutants with a broken tire iron and loaded with laser/plasma rifles and stealthboys* Hold on....you can flirt your way to bypass the mission?

[@xxlCortez]

House: "Courier, you're fired." Securitron: "Sir, Benny hacked a securitron and plans to take over New Vegas." House: "Courier, come back, you're unfired."

[@maicoxmauler2825]

*Courier shows up to Freeside with Goodsprings snowglobe but no caps to pass the securitron* "Could you pay me in advance?"

[@xxlCortez]

@@maicoxmauler2825 [BARTER 10/80] Could you pay me in advance?

[@cypherusuh]

@@maicoxmauler2825 [FAILED] I would pay you in advance if you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!

[@ThePickledsoul]

"i missed the part where that's my problem"

[@stereotypespecialist]

House: Courier, you're fired! Yes Man: _Whispering_ Sir, he's the best courier in the Wasteland. House: Nevermind, courier, you're rehired! :)

[@jft2nd]

New Vegas: *(Exists)* Courier Maquire: "I'm gonna beat an old man with a 9 iron to get this."

[@TheSOADMezmerize]

Mr. House: exists The Courier: “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye”

[@maicoxmauler2825]

​@@TheSOADMezmerize Mr. House: *Gets pink eye and fucking dies*

[@MagnumCarta]

The Courier was Driver Nephi the whole time.

[@willdominatetheunviersein123]

YOU'LL GET YOUR GODDAMN CHIP, WHEN YOU FIX *THIS DAMN DOOR!*

[@alexduran716]

LMAO THIS FUCKING SENT ME OML

[@cowboycurtis4944]

"Now go activate my securitrons at The Fort." "Would you pay me in advance?" *Mr. House stares at you*

[@francob8290]

Courier Maguire: "Imma put some dirt in your eye"

[@junietwoknees]

I was so hoping thats what we were gonna get haha

[@Brainwave101]

"I had to beat an old lady with a stick" *Cut to fighting Maud's Muggers with a pool cue*

[@bobeiger3275]

You'll get your chip when you fix this damn dam!

[@greynothing5662]

Expected McGuire to interrupt him with "I missed the part where it's my problem" and kill Mr. House saying "Gonna put some dirt in your eye".

[@-Raylight]

*"I had to beat an old lady with a stick"* Lmao it never gets old Poor Maguire, this is exactly why he became Bully Maguire xD

[@gordyrroy]

sometimes you gotta become evil to destroy the evil....or something. I don't know, I don't speak American.

[@joebenzz]

And it can be true if you previously met the three crazy old ladies that want to kill you in freeside XD

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

Hey... I've seen you a few times. Are tou trying to be the new Justin Y? If so, good luck.

[@Humanresouces]

If you have wild Wasteland on, there are old ladies in freeside that try to beat you with a stick.

[@therascal8120]

"I spent two centuries searching for the Platinum Chip. It's my invention, my property - mine." "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@mmmcertified9877]

House: "Deliver The Chip Now!!" Courier Maguire: *Gonna cry?*

[@gaming_bigfoot]

"Pizza time" *_You dare ransom my property to me!?_* Chill out Mr. House the dude just wanted some food after a hard day's work

[@Jack-ed9wz]

Pizza Time

[@pyro7917]

Pizza time

[@Totooiketani]

Pizza time

[@crazyduplicate]

Pizza.

[@burnedbread4691]

Platinum chippa tima

[@Victor-ew6cq]

Pizza time

[@decipher111]

I never realized how he said “i was a billionaire 30 times over” it has no meaning to the courier but the player understands

[@horsetoothstalleryoungerbr126]

If your intelligence stat is high enough I'd assume your character would know what it is . You can speak Latin in New vegas with 6 int. I'm sure my guy knows numbers

[@decipher111]

@@horsetoothstalleryoungerbr126 I’m talking about the prewar money, I’m not saying he doesn’t know numbers just that the 30 billion has no value to the courier

[@decipher111]

@Keegan Young how so? I’ve never seen it explained or brought up, just that it has no value after the war

[@ganjabandit5074]

@@decipher111 if you find pre-war money it is worth more than 1 cap but it’s also a lot of bills stacked so it doesn’t have the same value but still is worth something, idk why tbh, hoarders, cloth, who knows?

[@decipher111]

@@ganjabandit5074 damn, where do I exchange it in NV? Never found any use for it in my 10 playthroughs

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

"You're Trash, Mr. House." "Don't open my chamber, I'll die!" "I miss the part where that's my problem" "Please... Kill me, don't leave me this way." "See ya, Chump!"

[@jft2nd]

You should make one where emo peter is walking down the strip dancing from that scene in Spiderman 3 to Jingle Jangle🤣

[@tobiasfunke6284]

THIS!!

[@MorrowindES17]

YES needs to happen!

[@therealfirelord3359]

I need this now. I hope the dance matches the beat

[@rawr9154]

@@therealfirelord3359 you can edit it so it matches

[@MattBalamaci]

Mr House is something of a scientist himself

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

1:14 Looks like he had a run-in with Maud's Muggers.

[@nwmancuso]

You need to do some Top Gear cuts. So much potential. *setting up a strategic VATS attempt* Clarkson: “Behold my genius!” *Every shot misses, deathclaw begins to run at you* Clarkson: “Oh no that’s all gone horribly wrong!”

[@theguybehindyou4762]

That happened often enough in 4 that I switched over to the bullet time mod.

[@Sparkyh]

@@theguybehindyou4762 whats the mod do?

[@theguybehindyou4762]

@@Sparkyh When activated, it slows time down and lets you make better shots, like in the F.E.A.R. games. You can even change the amount of slowness, and how much AP it uses.

[@harryunderwood9387]

NV level 1 Veterans: "This is brilliant" [10 INT] "But I like this" [10 LUCK]

[@johndetlie7853]

*Benny shoots the Courier* Clarkson: "Oh no! Anyway..." *Courier acquires the C-Finder* Clarkson: "I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!" *Any time the Courier is about to get the best ending to a questline* May: "Now, as you'd expect, I've done this properly." *When the Courier screws something up* Clarkson: "Let's not get bogged down with whose fault it is..."

[@albertskoften1452]

I find it very endearing that Mr. House's cartoonish robot secretaries have become the Courier's de facto family.

[@mothertongue8639]

“1000 bottle caps? The ad said 3000.”

[@junietwoknees]

[barter 60]

[@zalabit927]

*I'm not paying for this*

[@burnt_fuze2281]

I was expecting "could you pay me in advance?"

[@hjh214]

Courier : Could you pay me in advance?? House : (laughing) You Serious?

[@kyore789]

I dont know why that pizza shiz never gets old. What a legendary meme

[@CaloBrown]

It's pizza time. Mr. House: Angery monologue Me: Well that escalated quickly.

[@KingDerpy13]

Six: *attempts to get some cash out of Mr. House for the chip* Mr. House: *fires Six* Nearest Securitron to House: Sir, it appears that Benny has hacked one of your glorious Securitrons and is planning to kill you, beat back the NCR and the Legion and rule over New Vegas with an iron fist. Mr. House: Six, you're unfired.

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

These sudden new vegas memes are gold, love them.

[@HAZNAUT]

*sorry i'm late i had to beat a ranger to get this berret* [villified: novac]

[@junietwoknees]

I've been playing with rifles and boone's beret is p good

[@sidekickstreams]

"whoa, he stole that guy's poker chip!"

[@-Minuano-]

All he wanted was pizza, House!

[@tysorestsl2898]

Bro I've never heard Mr. House raise his voice like that, I never knew that dialogue option existed.

[@Meltman42]

Sorry Im late. I had to beat Maude's Marauders with a rolling pin to get this chip.

[@mordlemesbury2396]

Me forgetting I'm still wasted on 3 different types of booze to not be overencumbered, and failing the speech check.

[@erikferal]

Great, now I wanna play a Spider-Man themed build: - Science, Speech, Unarmed - Kamikaze, Weird Wasteland. - 9 Intelligence, 1 Luck.

[@alexduran716]

In case your interested you inspired me to do a quick build too S- 9 SpiderM has enhanced strength P-9 SPIDEY senses E-5 Not actually sure how long he be able to keep it up during a fight so I guessed C-1 Lol hes dweeby so no charisma I- 8 We all know he be smart A- 8 Good agility he's spider man he has to be quick to react with his SPIDEY sense and he flings himself around L- 1 We agree on peter non existent luck lol Skills- Science unarmed Sneak Survival Beginning perks- heavy handed for a boost to unarmed Four eyes just because peter wears glasses lol

[@nightfall1826]

@@alexduran716 Except Peter doesn't need glasses after he got bit.

[@alexduran716]

@@nightfall1826 I know it was just for funsies it's not needed

[@cervenakarkulka69]

please never stop making these

[@ScoundrelSFB]

Never stop making these. This goes to everyone.

[@kangthakonqueror9745]

“I missed the part where that’s my problem”

[@aleccope1320]

The pettiness of House is legendary, always has to get a shot in. 😂

[@captaindorgengoa1041]

You'll get your platinum chip when you fix this DAMN DOOR!

[@kermitjager9854]

I really love how you're reviving New Vegas memes

[@captaincanuck4576]

I love these so much

[@jaymarsh9777]

I was hoping at the end he would be like “I missed the part where that’s my problem”

[@muatazal-mawali5482]

"I forgot the part where thats my problem." "I want to put some dirt in your eyes." "You'll get the chip when you fix this damn door."

[@thenationaltimelyactionhou9328]

Spider-Man and Fallout: New Vegas memes are the best!

[@Dream0Asylum]

I'll deliver the chip when you fix this door!

[@rexjolles]

I love these

[@anthonymcbride855]

Thank you keep making this fire ass content🔥👏🔥

[@nitomae]

The game is old enough yet the memes still uploaded again and again.

[@pear_bear]

Loves the memes and fallout new Vegas lol

[@ResurectxXx]

*nonchalantly strolls toward terminal below the stairs* 🙄

[@ItaliansAreFromItaly]

I live for these

[@riskylimits3991]

Please make videos forever and ever

[@nuclearsummer7796]

Platinum chip: Delivered Mr.House: Alive Securitron Army: Ready NCR and Legion: Dead Bear Bull: Beared and Bulled yeah, the house always wins

[@kahns411]

So Benny was that old woman he didn't mind beating?

[@jft2nd]

"Had to crucify a degenerate on a cross to get this." *(holds up platinum chip)*

[@thewalking4473]

Peter: *unwraps the bungie cords* Mr House: "Thank you so much" Peter: *proceeds to strangle House with aforementioned bungie cords*

[@Badartist888]

You can really hear the Odo in his voice when he gets angry.

[@matman000000]

Me and you could rule this wasteland, Spider-Courier, or we can just fight to the death!

[@Lady_Omni]

New Vegas memes have ascended to the fourth dimension.

[@Josh_1312]

OMG, that poor old lady...

[@bcfcfantv5339]

Outdated memes I love em

[@spehizle]

Sounded like he wanted some dirt in his eye.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

You can really hear the Odo come out when he starts yelling

[@harleywinter2618]

Emo Petey Parker: "You'll get your platinum chip when you fix this damn door!"

[@austinsanderson7006]

YOULL GET THE DAMN CHIP WHEN YOU FIX THIS GOD DAMN WASTELAND!!

[@funkyreapercat5280]

*Sorry, i'm late. It's a jungle out there, i had to beat Old Lady Gibson with a stick to get this brain for Rex.*

[@kahlildozier1397]

Yet another banger

[@garyella1301]

When you let Mr House out of his chamber I'm gonna put some germs in your eye

[@Demonetized-And-Depressed]

You’ll get the chip when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[@kayned]

Whoa, he stole that guy's chip!

[@ZigealFaust]

I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@itsceerby]

Bully Maguire pulls up to the Lucky 38: “You’re trash Benny.”

[@KDC93]

"I'm not paying for that"

[@xXExtremeRampageXx]

"Could you pay me in advance?"

[@THEGOOD360]

Yea he's getting the club lmao

[@boingo3275]

"could you pay me in advance?"

[@actionjackson6518]

I was waiting for the "I miss where that's my problem meme"

[@Marcell2aG]

Mr. House stop lecturing me PLEASE.

[@TheKingz123]

Peter agian in the thumbnail. This must be good

[@Thedicaldata]

I forgot the part where thats my problems. *Starts killing the robots and mr house*

[@warnacokelat]

this game will never die.

[@anthonydonate9938]

Better takes the penthouse suite but house has to fix the damn door

[@Mollohandro]

🎶 High Roller Suite! 🎶

[@godkingdog7833]

You have penetrated the algorithm

[@smithwesson1896]

"I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@FinalFriday13]

Dude just wanted pizza

[@obsobsessed5814]

I stfg I love every one of these😂

[@howarddenaven5165]

that was. actually very frightening to me cus i have never tried and got that result

[@freddtheshed3345]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[@firedrake1713]

Stop lecturing me please!

[@kingmasterlord]

I'm going to go talk to Yes Man - Peter

[@theghost3061]

omg lmao!!!! love these

[@trin7346]

New Vegas memes hit different 😫👏😤

[@sergioplazat3995]

ay least he say thanks

[@zangtron2390]

PP looks like he was sent by J.J.

[@AH-64Apacheattackhelicopter]

The first time I played this scene I was laughing my ass off and didn't give it to him