Demetrius Sucks, So I Married His Wife...

[@NinoKito]

Think I need Caroline to steal my heart next :3 Everything in this video was streamed over on my Twitch, Ill be streaming some wacky sims mods today so that should also be pretty cool! www.twitch.tv/ninokito

[@mgntflwr]

Caroline>Jodi>Robin>Marnie

[@yuika_living_life]

ooh u should play that mod. (btw i have watched ur content for the past year and u are my fave stardew youtuber and i'd watch you over seanie any day)

[@carolinefeiner759]

My names Caroline and I hate when I interact with other Caroline I get so confused

[@yuika_living_life]

@@carolinefeiner759 lol

[@Th3.H0n3y.K4t]

Nino I named my axolotl stuffie after you.

[@davidci]

I like how this mod not only makes Robin romanceable, but it also makes Demetrius look even more like a prick by him not only divorcing Robin and kicking her out of her own home but also marrying her sister instead.

[@mikewalker678]

They also made him Megamind for some reason lol

[@_stardustcolors]

@@mikewalker678 megamind demetrius is a separate mod actually

[@eleanorcooke7136]

​@@mikewalker678 I thought that you meant that they made his forehead huge. I didn't think that you meant it literally.

[@Jorel-i1z]

nah man this is not a good thing yall are praying os some1s downfall so you can marry their wife 💀 how can you not see how this is wrong 😭

[@newbasorous]

​@@Jorel-i1z it's a game, you'll live

[@VidGirl88]

Robin's family is MESSY damn. The fact that she seems ok with her sister taking her ex would be fun to explore.

[@marllram]

Yeahh I wonder if Nino could marry and see more heart events of Veronica so we could know more things related to their family dynamics

[@blaizegottman4139]

So cringeworthy

[@jU_Unhanzito]

the only bad thing about stardew is that you cannot marry the moms

[@heartheater07]

they made the milfs irresistable but unable to get

[@WeLove_Haruhi_Fujioka]

aka the MILFS

[@ravenspurplebeats5412]

there is mods which allow you to marry one's like marnie i think also change there appearance.

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

which is why i love stardew expanded, since you can marry best milf (olivia)

[@terraguttierez2996]

You want to marry pam!?!?

[@salutin]

I was so confused that demetrius was blue, all just to get megaminded. Im still in shock

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

I will never recover from this scandal

[@Davidledonkayy]

i realized like right before he started talking that he was megamind which is weird cos megamind is actually a nice guy 🤷

[@MimicToMetamorphosis]

I thought it was weird lighting or smt

[@babyhunnybrooke]

@@salutin literally 😭😭

[@xxsniperkittykatxx]

"How do I connect with a stepson?" "YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A GIRL"

[@winterblessed.]

it made me laugh so hard. i love that alert

[@kaonashiuzumaki9442]

the way veronica just straight up replaces robin 😂 nah this one had me laughing so hard

[@ropeburn6684]

Some might say it's lazyness by the modder, but I'm sure it's deliberate. Probably both, for the hilarity. 😂

[@PumpKinnii_]

I'm thinking that the fact that she's blonde and her name is Veronica may be a nod to the series "How I Met Your Mother". Since one of Ted's (the protagonist) love interests is a woman named Robin but there is also a woman named Veronica who is also a love interest. Also, Veronica's portrait looks a lot like the actress from "How I Met Your Mother".

[@blaizegottman4139]

Like bruh

[@hytranslate]

When I learnt that you couldnt marry Robin, Sebastian was there. So I thought "Oh I cant marry you? I will just get your sons ass then" and thats the story how I keep remarrying Sebastian in different saves

[@PumpKinnii_]

You just told my love experience in Stardew Valley.

[@Ivory5547]

Same here. After finding out Robin wasn't available, I just went "ah, screw it, I'm taking her daughter, at least". But that was before I found out Leah existed, then I forget about Maru as well.

[@calluxdoaron1903]

Frozen tear and Sashimi gaming.

[@SolunaStarlight]

@@Ivory5547 Yeah, I married Maru in my first playthrough but every subsequent time I've romanced Leah. You can't keep me away from the cottagecore lesbian lifestyle

[@Eeben93]

Ruthless n bisexual energy

[@annecantgame]

Veronica isn't Sebastian's step mom, she's just his aunt because Demetrius isn't Sebastian's dad, just Maru's. So Veronica is more of the aunt who married his ex step father. But she's a step mom to/aunt to Maru

[@gayjayy]

I think she should be called step-step mom Aunt Veronica.

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

@@gayjayy Seconded

[@BikiBikiBoom]

Would that mean the dialogue implies Maru is trans?

[@lumiayaro]

i don’t like family explanations they are so hard to read

[@IEatpaints]

Robin: *almost saws hand of* Harvey: "Have some essential oils."

[@BikiBikiBoom]

This is the funniest version of Harvey I have ever seen

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

Sebastian is Robin's son from a previous marriage. The game informs you of this with character interactions. Maru is Robin's daughter with Demetrius.

[@JustATacoTruck]

PROMISCUOUS GIRL WHEREVER YOU ARE YOUR ALL ALONE AND ITS YOU THAT I WANT

[@Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman]

PROMISCUOUS BOY, YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M ALL YOURS, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?

[@Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman]

Third try's the charm 👍

[@JustATacoTruck]

PROMISCUIS GIRL YOUR TEASING ME YOUR ALL THAT I WANT AND I GOT WHAT I NEED

[@ropeburn6684]

Let's not forget what an absolute workaholic Robin is. You pay her to build something, and she works all day and night. No matter how late you come home, she's at it. You can pass out next to her at 0200, and at 0600 she's at it again. Or still? I swear, this woman never sleeps. 😂❤ And this mod... did anyone notice how Leah's cabin still has a small single bed? Sure gonna get cozy there at night. "Just for warmth" yeah yeah... you can't fool me, girls 😂

[@utamari]

She’d probably happily sleep on the floor if it’s wood She really loves wood

[@GuiSmith]

@@utamariThere are two ways to interpret this. The low hanging fruit way (intentional euphemism) and the fruity way the original comment meant. Love that.

[@gaberobison680]

Considering the huge age gap the implicit rape is more concerning

[@soaperon1]

@@gaberobison680? You know Leah is an adult right? Or are you referring to something else when you say “implicit r*pe”?

[@Wise.Girl206]

@@utamarihmmmm… now I want a mod where she divorces him and marries wood…

[@newgirlde]

For the record a lot of modern power saws have an emergency stop mechanism built in. It designed to stop the saw immediately. The higher quality ones are so powerful they can stop leaving only a small cut on a hand or finger. Of course the breakpad/disc needs to be replaced every time it happens. It's really pretty cool!

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i genuinely love comments like this of just interesting facts about things i would probably never learn. that is really cool!!! and lowkey sounds like a concept crowdfunded by EMTs lol

[@dracofirex]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 It's some really great technology! It will stop with hotdogs and leave just a little slice there in it.

[@tomsky4751]

Its so hard to take the whole development of this story seriously with Demetrius being replaced with god damned mega mind lol

[@gaminggorillabros458]

Fr

[@Amsayy]

Caroline and Nino having a kiki every time he gets new tea sends me 💀

[@Sirbuddyhippo]

Nobody is talking about how messed up it is that Robin’s sister literally moved in and started banging her ex husband

[@Jord_loves_men]

Marry megamind next

[@KittykatEditz818]

One word: ~YES~

[@flarie7853]

*YES*

[@archerbedford8926]

WHY THO

[@DAVIDBAYLEE1]

Yes

[@DesDes010]

Seb and "something in the way" is one of the best bits ever. I hope you feel better soon!

[@Br0kenMask]

Imagine a dude your age comes into your room and tries to have a dad talk with you after marrying your mom. "I would like to call you my son"

[@user-zn7dl4cs8w]

I was in for a rude awakening when I realized you couldn’t marry Robin.. her being the reason I started playing Stardew 😢

[@ropeburn6684]

I went in with literally zero expectations, and instantly thought "expert carpenter? Cute and cheerful redhead? Alrighty then, romance goal set". And then boo-hoo, impossible. Okay! Marnie then, fellow farmer and thick cutie, unmarried with a niece and nephew. Perfect fit Oh no, impossible as well. The disappointment 😂😂😂

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@ropeburn6684 I decided Robin was the one but her son ended up being my favorite spouse 💀 I wonder whether seb has noticed anything-

[@ropeburn6684]

@@sophiathefurbst The heart wants what the heart wants. Although, what's that smell? It reeks of a nasty urmom joke begging to be made... 😂

[@velocitycode]

@@sophiathefurbst me too! i immediately said robin but after that i saw sebby, oh i loved him

[@Thornbloom]

Need a mod where you can have affairs

[@patoot7226]

Dude just ignoring Leah everytime he goes to her house just to talk to robin, she's always saying some greetings but Nino just ignoring her, poor Leah

[@OriginalGazGoose]

The other plus side to this is you can now perhaps give Sebastian something he never found in Demetrius. A present father figure. Granted it's a father figure that may be as young, maybe younger to than him but still.

[@Perdix64]

Why does this remind me of the skit of the kid bringing his bully’s mom to a prom?

[@starshineu8958]

Demetrius is megamind 💀💀

[@PrettyBoiShin]

SO. HYPOTHETICALLY if you marry Robin and then give the Prismatic gem to the witches hut statue would Maru and Seb turn into doves? (I know they wouldn't in game because that would be hard to code but like lore wise) Because we know from same gender marriages that to turn your kids into doves they don't have to be biological they just have to be your kid

[@wedgar629]

But they aren’t his kids so probably not

[@tanyagade4693]

@@wedgar629 You can still do it on kids if you adopted them, so I don't think that's a factor.

[@Cinnabun9]

Honestly they should put that in the mod for the funsies lol

[@joshuasiebenhofer2452]

SEBBY, SEBBY, YOUVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME. BEGONE THOOOTTT

[@metam3747]

Probably just Sebastián would turn into a piggeon

[@unitedstars1117]

Imagine seeing your ex husband marry your sister 💀

[@user-umcub]

It's more common than you think

[@LynetteTheMadScientist]

Lol his loss my sisters would make terrible spouses

[@myeeeeeh]

And living in the house that you built.

[@corvusgaming2379]

:mattroseskullemoji:

[@nyxie2877]

@@corvusgaming2379Incredible reference

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i like the additions to lore but i have to object to "sebastian left a cigarette on his bed and almost burnt the house down". nah, he gives respectful outdoor-only smoker that throws away the butts in a proper container vibes. even at the highest possible level of angst i can't picture that character having a lit cigarette in this big beautiful house that his mom built, he's got respect. however. demetrius almost burning the house down with an experiment is something i could absolutely picture lol

[@bumbabees]

im pretty sure robin has actual dialogue in base game saying demetrius almost burnt the house down with his experiments. so yeah, would 100% be him before it would ever be sebastian lol. hes angsty, but hes not a straight up asshole. hes a total mamas boy.

[@guidojacobs2002]

1:09 Obviously, Megamind has captured Demitrius, took his place, and married Robin's sister.

[@mathbunnn]

I think Seb was actually grateful that he didn't have to do the flower dance so it's a win win situation lol

[@ChelseyFuredi]

‘Somethings in the way…’ oh, I’m in the way!”

[@ErshErshovich]

Now I wonder if it is possible to romance Veronica and ruin this family with a divorce once again 😂

[@leviathan4330]

I remember my first time playing Starred Valley. My husband introduced me and I knew nothing about it other than generic stuff like farming and financing people, so I went in basically blind. As soon as I saw Robin during the intro I was like, "That's her. That's my wife." I felt my heart shatter when my husband proceeded to inform me that she had a husband and wasn't A romance option 😭

[@newgirlde]

So I don't think Robin knows that Veronica and Demetrius are involved with each other.

[@-JA-]

😱Trying to marry the stepson... That would be an awkward dinner conversation, especially when sleeping arrangements were brought up. 😱

[@StarTheThing]

Everyone on there first play-through wants to marry robin then is disappointed when they learn she’s married, its a cannon event

[@DrinksBatteryAcid]

Pigeons actually make the same noises as doves make when they are comfortable. If they are angry they’ll grunt at you.

[@lalaliet]

That's because pigeons are doves

[@axolotter4703]

Okay now divorce Robin and marry Sebastian right after. Family drama grows

[@Starsxioos]

Then Divorce Sebastian then marry Maru

[@jaredhenderson7756]

​@@Starsxioos speedrunning the most dysfunctional family in the valley

[@shineinstars]

then (regretfully) divorce maru nd marry demetrius

[@benjthewhite]

Nino and Robin: *Having a heart felt conversation and eventual proposal* Meanwhile Leah just in the corner hammering away

[@AlwaysConfused.]

I love Robin and Demetrius together and think they’re a great couple but sometimes I’m plotting “accidental missing” on Demetrius.

[@NobodyImportant23]

I loved Robin from the start. Robin forever!

[@reign_issue]

robin? more like rob-in' demetrius of his wife

[@Mossymoss69]

I hope you feel better soon Nino, I love your videos almost as much as I love Robin 🖤

[@qwoe.]

i like how he just ignores the fact that demetrius turned into megamind

[@Monster_NopeNope]

So… are we not gonna talk about the megamind in the room?

[@SleepyFunkin]

Asks to dance with robin Does the gangnam style Refuses to elaborate Leaves

[@ace_of_cups4096]

This randomly appeared in my suggested videos and my stardew fixation has consequently been reignited.

[@louisev9707]

Yes same!!!

[@agustinsmania5270]

"would you like me to build you a coffin" LMAO

[@waxwinged_hound]

I will not stand for this Demetrius slander! He sets up your farm cave to get you resources, and he's really interested in the local wildlife! (I may be biased though because I'm really into biology too, especially zoology.) He dances with Robin on Fridays at the Saloon, he's really protective of Maru, and he wants to be a good stepdad for Sebastian, judging by the books he has in the bedroom bookshelf. (On the other hand, this is all just a video game and people should be able to do what they want with it. I just think Demetrius is a cool guy.)

[@idontknow-48]

2:02 Sebastian was the kid she had with her previous husband, Maru is the one born from Robin and Demitrus marriage. I don't remember a lot of this mod from when I watched another Stardew Valley creator make a video about it but if Maru is still there and Robin doesn't mention she divorced Demitrus then the creator simply ignored Maru and we should ignore the fact her parents are Robin and Demitrus as well, but if she didn't remove the previous relationship she had with Demitrus then it's a really messy family XD We have Demitrus marry Robin and they have a kid together, then they divorce and he marry her sister. Robin gets married to Sebastian and Maru (if he married Maru at one point I don't know/remember but let's pretend he did) ex and Demitrus see the guy who married and divorced his daughter date his ex wife. Plus Maru and Sebastian ex is now their stepdad. Family dinners will be awkward and probably a war will start XD

[@indieoregano]

I had a stroke trying to read this I'm sorry 😭

[@weirdalgoth]

robin marries SEBASTIAN?? 😭😭

[@jjhjhhhlkhdfkkhs]

@@weirdalgoth alabama valley?

[@scarletrose8766]

​@@weirdalgoththink he means robin married maru and seb's Ex which is basically you....

[@doritos4956]

Fucking stroke I haves

[@MumboJ]

12:16 "You nearly gave me a hand" wife her immediately for that pun alone.

[@pallamokke3503]

Demetrius, WHY ARE YOU BLUE?

[@ShinigamisDespair]

shame i wasnt able to be on stream for long, but still it was a lot of fun! hope youre feeling better Nino!

[@aenithharper2417]

Seb hates dancing in the flower dance. He actually asks not to go while you are married because he does not want to dress in the costume 😂

[@ghostdogtoastdog]

I love your voices, Nino. Please perform a one-man Stardew Valley audio play.

[@jomarcanon7335]

i already wanted to marry Robin since her introduction that welcomes you to the town. then i found out. unfortunately she already have a husband.

[@abramlewis7366]

most men could only dream of marrying robin, but this man... he actually did it

[@cupricbugle2143]

I remember in my first playthrough (ever), I remember meeting Robin and falling in love with her instantly, when I found out I couldn’t marry her, I decided to marry Leah because she was the closest thing to Robin 😭😭

[@Liziazy]

Nino, Demetrius brought her a tomato when she asked for fruit. If that weaponized incompetence says anything about the bar, the bar is in hell.

[@Vic_Coco]

Now we just need a yandere mod for Robin and Caroline

[@iheartsleeping]

why does demetrius look like megamind😭😭

[@RedChampionm]

16:49 "are you winning son?"

[@scorpionmaiden]

Robin is so hot with the mod "mono's portraits," I'm so disappointed she's married in the actual game. Or that you cannot trigger canon divorce

[@chaoscreature]

People simp over Sebastian but some people decide SEBASTIANS MOM HAS GOOOT IT GOIN ON!

[@gal4xybr0]

I know it might be wrong but... I'M IN LOVE WITH SEBASTIAN'S MOM 🎵

[@mgntflwr]

I am a Jodi, Robin, and Caroline fanatic.

[@BloodyMarryPL]

Her son because Sebastian is her son from first marriage. She was married once before Demetrius. He is his step-father, only Maru is biological dauther of them both.

[@Myrice_14]

Why am I only starting to wonder why he starts his videos in a chair in Pierre's shop/house meanwhile the girls are working out?

[@Lucuarr]

It would be so funny if you would like marry seb and then divorce him and be like: ''nah sorry your mom is hotter'' and then marry his mom

[@authenticasra]

My first time playing Stardew, I wanted to marry Robin then my friend told me I couldn't and I was devastated

[@Coccinelf]

Most of your romance happened with Leah hacking at wood trying to not hear you two

[@chychy8024]

I can't find my switch which is the only thing I have stardew on, so I'm watching you to cope

[@creeperkinght1144]

I bet she looks at the forest, and thinks, 'oh yeah it's all coming together.'

[@sarahnorman6856]

Now I know where all those math word problems come from. 😳 Bonus question: If the farmer had a child with Robin, what percentage would be related to Sabby?

[@jojol.2630]

They’d still be a half sibling like Maru I guess

[@sarahbrivio4159]

Actually just half, they have a whole parent in common

[@LilyJane-sm7yd]

Are we just ignoring mega mind

[@CraigGeddes-mi2re]

I want to know what it'll be like if Nino helps Prue and Dimitris to get back together

[@Jaygayy]

Why was Demetrius mega mind-

[@WillyLovesMelOffical]

ITS ALREADY BEEN A YEAR? I WATCHED THIS FIRST DAY IT CAME OUT? HOLY SHIIIT

[@mahtabnejad4388]

I can’t lie, this makes me like Robin more

[@AegixDrakan]

Okay that ending was hilarious. The absolute SASS of her comment! XD

[@sickdreamer9006]

The bad thing about stardew is that i cant marry Judi, caroline or the Wizard

[@CowKirbo]

You really tried to play a huniepop and date someone AND their mom. Tiffany and Jessie are both datable in huniepop.

[@RedSonjaBelit]

don't know man maybe veronica and demetrius thing sparked after their divorce and robin is cool with their relationship, seems like mature thing to do and better than an evil step-mom thing maybe?

[@jean-lucthibeault1333]

The ending is phenomenal.

[@Tahsumi]

Nino’s not the step dad, he’s the dad that stepped up

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

Married gals ranked: 1.robin 2.Caroline 3.Jodi

[@GingerSusie]

Seb has two step dads ,a step sister and a step mother the amount of steps in Sebs family

[@Falconii2]

Reminds me when I started playing the game and didn’t realize until WAY later that Robin was married. Thankfully, that didn’t stop modders.

[@GG1315]

Question, why the fuck is demetrius' sprite literally just megamind

[@DERRED.7]

0:44 I thought you were talking about megamind in there corner there 💀💀💀

[@Tanjiro_Kamdao2402]

Bro the thumbnail is a masterpiece 💖💖👍😎

[@Shiny_Misty]

Robin played HATOFUL BOYFRIEND?! ...Which birb is her favorite, I wonder...

[@Waveosea]

When I come to the carpenter shop to 'Say hi', I'm only saying hi to be polite. I'm there for Sebastian.

[@FeathersAnon]

0:50 To the person in chat who said "Margot Robin."" I fucking love you, so, so much.

[@Shuhkky]

Is it ninos mission to ruin every character's life. Cuz its amazing 😂😂

[@happyfreakangel7233]

Hatoful Boyfriend had such a deep mystery storyline :o i will never forget and it was 10 years ago or even longer :D

[@Hana-qs9zg]

Wait. Wait. Wait 5:37 that’s Megamind. I cannot. 😂

[@Luke-rm1kw]

The kids came over for spaghetti. And I wanted more spaghetti. So I'm giving you this spaghetti for your enjoyment. Spaghetti, Robin.

[@ace_of_cups4096]

I think ppl r siding with Demtrius cus Robin left her son with the ex that has repeatedly chosen his bio daughter of his step son and neglected Sebastian

[@Lipeze_Uni]

11:49 hearing him saying "cu" is funny af for a brazilian lmao

[@sleepyluciferd]

There are robin lovers, and then there’s Caroline enjoyers 😂

[@shinatina2466]

I watched the stream and I got to say this is some fire editing.

[@CapybaraXXL]

Stardew Valley the Dating Simulator