Demolition Man - Simon At The Museum

From Demolition Man 1993

[@azraelknightquest5754]

According to the Director's Commentary on the DVD, a fair amount of Simon Phoenix's antics and comments were improvised by Wesley Snipes. Which helps explain why he is totally having tons of fun with the role.

[@JB-db6ib]

Ya gotta love Wesley Snipes in this movie. Heck half of the time I’m rooting for him. He plays this role to perfection.

[@dnasty312]

Cocteau is the real villain most of the time

[@JacobChacko3008]

​@@dnasty312 and Phoenix knew that too 😅 😅

[@blockmasterscott]

@@dnasty312 An evil Mr. Rogers! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrBruce5437]

​@@blockmasterscottlol you cant take people rights to be assholes......thats what you remind me of..an evil mr rogers lol

[@MrBruce5437]

​@@dnasty312lol i changed that...illuminate...deluminate..

[@BOBBYSOX86]

I love how the people are like NPCs from GTA they start steering clear from Simon

[@Natedawg38]

So Simon decks a guy, throws another through glass and blows 2 more away with a sawnoff shotgun before the museum decides "ya know we should probably raise the alarm"

[@derekfutrell4908]

Goes to show the entire society is EXTREMELY whimpy by this point

[@enoch52]

​@@derekfutrell4908 kind of like how it is today. I've seen hundreds of videos of people getting robbed beat up or even murdered and no one helps. They just pull out their phone to record

[@blockmasterscott]

I always loved how he said “sorry” after slamming the guys head in the wall lol.

[@mrdecember4670]

A sorry not sorry moment

[@blockmasterscott]

@@mrdecember4670 That's a good description!

[@RJWaynerium]

It was an accident, he clearly didn't see the man there

[@lostmic]

@@RJWaynerium Yeah... I wanna believe that, but the way he hit that glass with extreme force, seemed kinda fishy, as he nonchalantly and socially ask, "How much do you weigh?". 🤣🤣🤣

[@JacobChacko3008]

Stallone was really good in this movie but i liked Snipes better

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Smart Clever

[@truthspeaks4139]

I totally agree

[@rosswhitehill3207]

He is hilarious in this

[@danskyl7279]

Snipes stole the show in this movie. Stallone was good too himself.

[@raopsepol]

0:15 ahh. i love the 90s.

[@rosswhitehill3207]

haha just caught that

[@olliesmith4997]

😂😂😂😂

[@dnasty312]

1:04 Who else reacts this way when they are at the store and see what they have been looking forever for?

[@darkfleetlord]

Simon pheonix.. the hero we need

[@alanhansen3230]

That giggle at 0:15 gets me every time 😂

[@BronzeBullBalls]

You can't even do that in a movie anymore because it would be cancelled

[@adri2shadow]

same here 🤣🤣🤣watch it on the japanese version, its hilarious

[@aaazzz090]

@@BronzeBullBalls yes you can , he's playing a evil villian character that's supposed to be intimidating and scary and despicable ,so no it wouldn't be cancelled, whatever that means, especially since it would no doubt be a box office smash today as it was in 1993,,I'm sure they would totally ignore any small irrevelant whining and complaining , Money talks ,, I'm sure stuff like this still goes on in violent movies and horror movies of today ,, it's just acting , not real life

[@NewarkBrickCity1970]

Simon had 5 violations of the verbal morality code in the museum alone.

[@mrviking2mcall212]

You can certainly tell he’s from the past - he asks where the nearest Radio Shack is!

[@JohnSmith-wj2wd]

Gotta love how they keep fully loaded weaponry in the displays.

[@Guitarist888]

0:46 🤣 typical high school bully!

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Snipes would of portrayed an amazing Joker

[@sam918763]

It's always HILARIOUS to me how the 2 guards approached phoenix who was ARMED TO THE TEETH and were totally defenceless. No doubt they were ABSOLUTELY FINE walking straight to their death lmfao

[@refinedsugar]

They had joy joy feelings

[@pramanabudiman9761]

this is the future where violence and act of aggression are banned, thus leading to future generations more inexperience.

[@alandelisser4832]

1:40 me when I first started GTA online and tried to be friendly and say hello to another random player.

[@renotarshil1224]

Always cracks me up watching Simon just having a casual chat with the Computer over his new toy.

[@marcusmeins1839]

2:34 "Where the fck do you find batteries in the future?" hahahahahahha XD!

[@DemonBoy3223]

"Wher the Radio Shack?" always cracks me up cause I used to have a Radio Shack in my hometown when I was a kid.

[@khylerbane4523]

Same

[@csic123]

"What is there a battery store around, motherfker?" 😅😅😅😅

[@marcusmeins1839]

@@csic123 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[@Ian-ke6yn]

2:21. That is not a Magnetic Accelerator Gun, that's a Heckler & Koch G11 Assault Rifle made in Germany during the Cold War but never entered mass production.

[@DEFC0NZER0]

Guess it was because of how unpopular it was and how it never was mass produced, made it perfect to be used as a futuristic laser rifle

[@Highgear145]

I wonder if I can buy one

[@mefik]

It was featured in Syphon Filter 2

[@Rauser142]

sounds like a fancy name for a Magnetic Accelerator Gun

[@bigmoose7]

Its the gun from black ops with the burst fire

[@rosswhitehill3207]

Wesley snipes must of had a blast playing this role

[@Ama-hi5kn]

My mellowest greetings to ya'll.

[@methlokaijufan9729]

0:16 lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adri2shadow]

check the japanese version dude, the japanese voice actor killed it

[@jdrs4214]

I would say that Simon Phoenix was created in the image and personality of Dennis Rodman. Like when he slammed that patron’s head on the glass, and says “sorry, didn’t see you there.” …because he would always pull that crap off in NBA games.

[@Wolfsbane909]

that nino brown from New Jack city imo

[@rns-f1ngz452]

This is my favorite part of this movie 😂😂😂

[@MrBruce5437]

Well i was thinkin about leavin quickly..patience is not one of my virtues

[@abehambino]

“Weapons used for violent life termination” Ah, see, we can’t use certain words! Something to ponder.

[@vvonpanzerr3092]

how much do you weigh? "well i happen to..." DUSHHHH lmao

[@betobasefortunas]

2:39 Too bad the verbal morality code didn't protect them

[@cjec21]

1:17 - when you stub your toe

[@iamnotkyle7248]

Me at 0:16

[@kaykizzlehollywoodjr9929]

Right😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

[@1ColdFuture]

--------------0:14******** 0:42 1:05Gun!!! 1:28Passive Douchebags. 1:59

[@davidosako4680]

Lmfao the elevator music when he pops up I die

[@EBMJ]

I came here for 0:15

[@thecouldntbe]

Lmao! Me too! Stop asian hate though. 😔 Psych! 😆

[@mistysp]

same here lol, shame it's too based for snowflakes nowadays.

[@crazytown1146]

I came for that and 0:45 🤣🤣🤣

[@thecouldntbe]

@@crazytown1146 how I do elderly Walmart greeters.

[@adri2shadow]

search the japanese version dude, you will cry on laughs

[@edzzz5043]

This video in 2021 would be canceled 😂

[@sony9437]

0:15

[@jackcoleman1784]

Not necessarily. He's a villain. Him being a racist would suit him being a villain. Depictions of racism in general aren't canceled unless it's perceived as them casially promoting said racism.

[@sovo1212]

Surprised to see they used the Diablo font for the museum.

[@williamtheconqueror3]

Cool museum

[@biturboboxer7921]

I love how consistent they are with the verbal morality statute violations

[@ohiopower]

It's the running gag of the movie. One of the best ever in film I think.

[@loszhor]

Another else notice that the Hall of Violence uses the Diablo typeface?

[@MrandMrswilliams2001]

2:39 Chris Durand as Museum Guard#1: Excuse me, museum patron. Can I-- (Gunshot) Blade shoots Chris Durand Michael Myers from museum. Chris Durand as Michael Myers from Halloween H2O

[@pvcfetishman6171]

home sweet home classic

[@user-zq2oq1st4h]

how much you weigh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he thought everythang was sweet

[@MrBruce5437]

Fellow greetin sir, whats your boggle....hahaha

[@thecouldntbe]

0:46 always made me cry laugh. 😂😂😂

[@WorkEmail-je9wp]

0:37 Hall of Violence in Diablo game font. There are so many hidden features in that film.

[@ridethasno]

What’s seems to be your boggle?

[@henrikarjalainen6442]

My boggle? How much you weigh?

[@arielg7000]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@blaydeesy2005]

He was the best villain…

[@KG84C]

L1A1 self loading rifle at 1.02

[@Norcal1990]

Simon 💪

[@josephmikosch9117]

Fellow greetings sir what seems to be your boggle

[@alpachino468]

0:45 I've always been curious as to why Phoenix smashes that guys head into the glass?

[@mdhaneef9274]

Poor patrons

[@seventhkeyomegasghost8233]

🤣 2:39

[@andresgonzalez8391]

Punch glass

[@TJ-wg3ud]

That g11 was almost the future of firearms, we all might be using caseless ammo now if the iron curtain never fell

[@Logan912]

Crazy to think about how one event can completely change the future like that.

[@Wolfsbane909]

they didn't have an radio shack in germany for the batteries?

[@Kez_DXX]

​@@Wolfsbane909Nah, you need to take it to a watch maker who has a degree in modern art

[@JB-.-.]

_M Y B O G G L E ?_

[@gumonthepants]

Jericho Green sent me.

[@ryanlusignan1864]

bruhhhhh

[@carlosed-vd7fj]

How do you left charged guns in a museum exhibit????

[@bill8711]

well the left the springs and the triggers fully functional.

[@carlosed-vd7fj]

@@bill8711 how Seeems to be their bOOggle??

[@jordanloux3883]

Because Cocteau is so sure his society is peaceful enough that nobody would try.

[@carlosed-vd7fj]

@@jordanloux3883 damn! :/

[@Skyfighter64]

@@carlosed-vd7fj Also, since violence, and the knowledge of guns has been so thoroughly purged, nobody actually knows how to make a gun inoperable.

[@nicholashunte5154]

Noticeable the citizens are all wearing gowns and this soldier is in a farmer brown pants and an armless tee shirt its either im wrong or everyone else is taking the piss good one too if I might ha ha ha nya nya nya gotta love ya

[@ryanlusignan1864]

fkkkin dead on dat comment

[@gloomygentlemen8585]

how much do you weigh ? 😭😭😭 WTF

[@joshuarodriguez7689]

I guess the computer dosent recognize racist words lol

[@florinivan6907]

To be fair chin chong whatever are not words. They only make sense if you know the context otherwise its just a bunch of sounds.

[@haweater1555]

In real life, Wesley Snipes has been jailed for failing to pay his swearing tax.

[@nickpool1060]

So, someone gets fined by the Verbal Morality Statute when they swear, but not when they say "ching chong" or any other racial slur? By the way...I'M SORRY I LAUGHED WHEN SIMON SAID: "CHING CHONG, CHONG, CHONG, CHANG", OKAY??!!! Wesley's too funny in dis movie.

[@blockmasterscott]

Yup, as it should be.

[@Logan912]

I assume it just counts for curse words only. The movie never really addressed social issues as much as it discusses complete government control. Then again, that’s kinda outside the scope of the plot anyway beyond the uptightness vs anarchy thing.

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

The museum of wokeness

[@olliesmith4997]

0:16 Simon petty af for that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bravoswastikara2102]

Bunch a gay with dress come to museum & get off cause afraid by simon phoinex

[@ValeMohicano]

Simon Phoenix best Joker in History