Jack Black - Demolition Man

[@erinjohnson1124]

“We use these weapons to shop for groceries!! Dick!” 😂😂😂 my god i love Denis Leary!

[@resistORserve44]

weapons of mass destruction icconent man woman and children! UPHOLD THE LAW!! --LEARY DENIS MR LEARY --WE USE.. DIS.. weapons to shop for groceries... YOU DIKKKKkkkk....HAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHA

[@resistORserve44]

IM GLAD SOME ONE ALSO NOTICED ITT NOT JUST FUNNYY FUKING MATHERFUKINN FAKLARIUSssssssSSS!!

[@XenoRaptor-98765]

Weapons are not inherently evil it’s all depends on how they are use.

[@deepdragon2]

@@XenoRaptor-98765 only people are inherently evil.... so the weapon used really is moot...

[@OnimaruAnji]

@@deepdragon2 Pretty sure if I used a Nuclear Weapon due to an argument over a parking space, even if I was the nicest guy in the world, the weapon isn't moot :P I am simply being an ass, not to be taken seriously.

[@c0mmenter1]

No one else could have delivered that speech the way Denis Leary did. For that moment he was this movie.

[@swskitso]

Bil Hicks would have done better.

[@recoveringsoul755]

This video is titled incorrectly

[@tailedgates9]

God I love his speech about freedom and wanting to eat what he wants. It speaks to me. Lol

[@RyanBellRyanofWeird]

You should look up Dennis Leary's song "I'm an Asshole" You'll love it!

[@lprules619]

Same.

[@lprules619]

Chief: You use these weapons of mass destruction against men and women who uphold the law? Dennis: We use these weapons to shop for groceries, dick.😊

[@Vaultboy101]

I don't see a video on your channel of you running down the street naked covered in green jello reading Playboy magazine. I would've subscribed otherwise.

[@alexthompson5275]

Dennis Leary

[@jeremytung1632]

This movie got better with age, it seemed ridiculous at the time but now-a-days a future like this is a dangerous possibility.

[@ynkybomber]

It is one of the most prophetic movies of all time.

[@Eris_Strife]

@@ynkybomber this and Idiocracy.

[@kongmengyang1098]

I definitely see the future as a a fatass 47yr old virgin drinking brocolli smoothies sitting on the couch jerking off to Onlyfans

[@gudaran]

yep... I could see Arnold being elected president with an amendment lol

[@gregj831]

You're right!

[@tagreene06]

Best monologue ever. it's frightening how some movies are omens of things to come

[@highjim7778]

we are 10 years away from that type of society imo.

[@tagreene06]

@@highjim7778 you ain't lying bro.

[@TheMajikelOne]

Anyone who loves Dennis Leary in this, it's worth watching Judgement Night, he is a terrifying antagonist in that film, and his dialogue is awesome

[@marcusmajors6196]

Very very underrated movie with great lines from Dennis Leary

[@ConcreteSurfer420]

Jack Black only appears at 720pHD

[@bazle64]

This made me laugh so hard

[@MkosAceOnline]

Oh ... thats why ... !

[@icecool4125]

Hahaha lol nice one

[@MrBdavis99]

Haaa!!!

[@scottfarmer8758]

Where is Jack Black?

[@AckzaTV]

i swear, celebrities go BACK in time just to play these iconic roles

[@thebluestig2654]

Not only was Jack Black in there, but Matt Damon was right there next to him.

[@oddish4352]

And there was also a female Scrap that Spartan was protecting in the shootout scene... that was supposed to be his daughter. They just deleted the subplot with her.

[@drusilla126]

​@@oddish4352😮

[@jameshigson0512MocBuilder]

I can guarantee there's a blooper somewhere of Leary breaking into "I'm an asshole"...

[@madwilliamflint]

"...just shut up and sing the song."

[@The_Rad_Dad3]

While handicapped people make handicapped faces

[@vict4451]

@@The_Rad_Dad3 I drive real slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind me are going insane

[@bladerunner3314]

More "Life's gonna suck"

[@turoniner]

The challenge here is seeing anything due to garbage quality.

[@Gaeilgeoir]

Instead of being a complaining freeloading bitch, get the movie & upload whatever clips yourself, whiner.

[@turoniner]

Gaeilgeoir Ahhh hahaha who pooped in your cornflakes, bro?

[@Gaeilgeoir]

turoniner I get irritated by people who complain instead of do.

[@turoniner]

Gaeilgeoir I get irritated by people who even bother doing a half-assed job.

[@olstar18]

Gaeilgeoir And I get irritated at people who do a half assed job and demand we treat that pile of shit like gold.

[@osamabad3597]

Dennis Leary's speech in this scene seems to be the basis for his comedy act.

[@nubreed13]

Or he wasn't even acting.....

[@aussiewanderer6304]

Or his song "A$$hole".

[@AminJones]

Bill Hicks; find bill Hicks if you wanna know Leary's m.o.

[@AminJones]

Also see, Jonathan Winters; for the inspiration for, the great, Robin Williams.

[@klasandersson7522]

Yepp, his first show "No cure for cancer" came out 93 to, coincidence? 😉

[@RIUUI007]

2:44 "Well, look at you. You get a bump on the noggin and you think you're Pancho Villa?" That line has stayed in my head for 20+ years, I think about it every now and then. I have no idea why XD

[@stevenhotdogpelfulcro8522]

Not alone on that one, pal!

[@RIUUI007]

@@stevenhotdogpelfulcro8522 🙂

[@Castlecoke]

Who?

[@danielhutchison7259]

I too get the urge to cover myself in green jello this man is speaking to my soul.

[@jcmat9917]

The guy next to Denis Leary, I'm sure his laughter was not scripted... that's how good this rant (which was probably ad-libbed) was...

[@thebusybuilder4071]

part of his stand up act that he was doing around that time.

[@jcmat9917]

@@thebusybuilder4071 Would make sense. He was on fire, in the early 90s…

[@rayshardrobinson7878]

Dennis Leary stole this entire scene! Lmao

[@KingThrillgore]

Just like he stole Bill Hicks' act

[@soranraina4391]

"Greed,Deception, Abuse of power that's no plan"- Edgar Friendly "Nah that's just L.A. again nothing much has changed."- Doug Walker

[@NoHolllw]

This is and always will be my favorite movie

[@watup110875]

AMEN

[@JasonNation72]

1:16 - 1:44 The trademark fast rants that made Denis Leary popular.

[@rxj0765]

"we use these weapons to shop for groceries..dick"😂😂😂

[@Salemjavaman]

"All I want to do is bury Cocteau up to his neck in shit and let him think happy-happy thoughts forever." Best line ever!

[@jtomczak100]

Such a great movie..love the weapon museum sceen

[@blip1]

This scene is as 4th of July as it gets. A+

[@AckzaTV]

1:28 when he says "I WANNA SMOKE CUBAN CIGARS..." i hear IM AN ASSSHOOOLE 🎵 OOOEEOOOEEOOOOH

[@a.wilkerson2nd334]

I haven't seen thus in years. I'ma definitely have to rewatch this

[@wedgeantilles4712]

Yeah it's him at 0:40 and it's a "blink and you miss him" scenario and even has a line off screen that says "hey, man" and you can clearly hear that's him.

so many things that i didn't catch when i was a kid. i loved this movie way back. my favorite character was actually the bad guy in this movie haha. hilarious.

[@diegocrusius]

due to video quality I can see no shit

[@ljsmithyy6399]

Diego Crusius PotatoVision

[@Kolroling]

*cough* Spoiled.. *cough cough* brat.. *cough* ...

[@Furblesnert]

Nothing to do with being spoiled. it's 240p, i'll have to throw in the DVD later and see for myself, but i definitely cannot tell if that's JB from this video.

[@AckzaTV]

thats why its agame dummy.... you get 10 points if youre brain can procedurally fill in the gaps

[@diegocrusius]

@@AckzaTV you get 100 points if "youre" english is minimaly understandable. If "your" gonna be rude to strangers on the internet at least write something minimally interstandable.

[@armancho76]

yeah Dennis Leary used to do these little segments on MTV sort of like commercial length .. thats how he got famous with his "the angry white guy that smokes a cigarette " routine ..Im guessing thats why they chose him for this role..its a perfect fit for that Cockteau speech ..you notice how the guy standing next to him bursts up smiling ? he's like " oh here we go " or " and they're off ladies and gentlemen" 😂

[@garymallard4699]

Leary is doing his Stand up in that scene ..if you ever watched him before this movie was made?? it is probably improv they left in

[@bigdaddydudely2002]

0:40 Jack Black

[@subgrv27]

That's Jack Black (slaps head) WHAT!?

[@andyroxwuzhere]

at first i was like is it him, and i look it up no pics but he was 23 so maybe?

[@cyberwarlock1919]

The like ratio is quite impressive considering he's in like one frame of this.

[@Whatchamawhozit]

technically 23 frames, 1 second of film is 23 frames, well 23.97 to be exact

[@jamainegardner4193]

Which one?

[@Lectrikfro]

@@jamainegardner4193 The one with Jack Black in it

[@justiciar1964]

I dunno. I give up, u tell me. Which pixel is he?

[@angelicgentleman3692]

its when stalone says coctoue's an asshole the left guy is jack black(the guy that grunts)

[@gregkirby9059]

0:40

[@LilJoker807]

Lieutenant Huxley: "Chief you can take this job & you can shovel it" Spartan: "Take this job & shovel it" Huxley: "Yeah?" Spartan: "close enough"

[@lampham5525]

Jack Black appeared in many classic action movies before became a comedian and voice actor for Kungfu panda

[@scottknode898]

Yes he was in small parts in thrillers like The Jackal with Bruce Willis as a criminal and was in Enemy Of The State with Will Smith as one of the corrupt NSA agents working for John Voights corrupt politician.

[@mikehawk7307]

This movie is speaking volumes right now.

[@Maveric]

HAHAHAHA The fact that you titled it with Jack Black is hiarious. Stupid! But hilarious!

[@hep2jive]

the only way the writer could connect the two characters is making Stallone says COCAUS AN ASSHOLE

[@Zheetz]

I have seen this movie like a hundred plus times and you have taught me something new.

[@J_C_CH]

Nobody seems to realise that Jack Black has a bigger cameo during the Taco Bell raid scene

[@gregkirby9059]

well he is at 0:40 of this clip...

[@symphonyofme8709]

I remember it being a Taco Bell as a kid but I watched it just now at it's Pizza Hut. A lot of people think it was Taco Bell.

[@omerozel4716]

@@symphonyofme8709 pretty sure it was changed to Pizza Hut in other countries. Like US: Taco Bell Everywhere else: Pizza Hut

[@nubreed13]

@@symphonyofme8709 it was pizza hut in the European cut of the film.

[@thegrimmretails3777]

Was it really a cameo or was he just not that well-known at the time?

[@1ColdFuture]

This movie actually predicted what the world would be like now.

[@wesleychapman8842]

A polite society is a armed one

[@ElTee842]

How so, considering none of the movie (except Peterson being an inmate) has come true?

[@Ugh-Fudge_Bwana]

Now it's more like Idiocracy. We even have a cartoon character as a president.

[@AxelBitz]

Want predictions? Watch Elysium.

[@trabuco9]

Yeah, he doesn't even respect my pronoums

[@vamtheanomaly]

Confirmed. Good catch! Just checked Jack's wikipedia and he was in this movie, credited as "Wasteland Scrap".

[@TheMartialMix]

Never have I ever heard of a Murder Death Killer

[@jamesatkins3649]

“Weapons of mass destruction” hahahs

[@tomtonka1915]

It's not really Jack Black.He's just a tribute.

[@peacefuljeffrey]

His brother Kyle is also in this.

[@OzzyOscy]

@@josemoralesjimenez4730 WTF?

[@gregkirby9059]

@@OzzyOscy yes he is.... in the video shown here at 0:40

[@OzzyOscy]

@@gregkirby9059 Yes he is... what? Do you think I said Jack isn't in the video? I LITERALLY wrote who I was replying to...

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

It actually is though.

[@Mrsmifff]

Remember he's the guy who drives really slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind him are going insane.

[@welty69]

wow........ what an asshole............ I bet he uses public toilets and pisses on the seats...........

[@jamesgarner8262]

(Friendly helds Spartan, Garcia and Huxley hostage down at the sewers; Friendly points his gun at Spartan) Friendly: (talking to Spartan) You got 🏈 ball-balls 🏀, cop 👮‍♀️, comin’ down here after the show you put on. (Friendly’s thugs points each other’s gun on Garcia and Huxley) Huxley: (talking to Friendly) We’re 👀 looking for a Murder/Death/Killer. Can you help us or just bully us with your primitive weapons? (Friendly shoots his weapon up ⬆️ in the air) Huxley: (to herself) Well, maybe 🤔 they’re not 👎 so primitive. (Friendly raise his gun down) Friendly: So you think 💭 you’re takin’ me in, huh 🤔? Guess what? Not 👎 happening. You tell Cocteau he can kiss 💋 my a$$. Yeah, that’s right. You tell Cocteau it’s gonna take an army of a$$h**es to get rid of me ‘cause I don’t give a s**t. I got nothin’ to lose. Spartan: (talking, gets in Friendly’s face) Hey 👋, I don’t wanna rain 🌧 on your parade, pal; but I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ who the hell you are, and let alone wanna take you anywhere. So stay here, be well, and Cocteau’s an a$$h**e! (Spartan snatches a guy’s gun out of his face; he points it right back at him) Guy 1: Hey 👋, man 👨! Crow: (talking to Friendly) Let’s take ‘em and dump ‘em up ⬆️ top 🔝. They’re only down here to spy 🕵️‍♂️ on us. (Spartan reminisces Friendly) Spartan: Wait a minute. (Points his finger at him) You’re the guy who’s outside Taco 🌮 🔔 Bell.®️ Friendly: Yeah. What do you want? Spartan: I guess you weren’t part of the Cocteau plan. Friendly: Greed, deception, abuse of power; that’s no 👎 plan. (Spartan 👀 looks around the place) Spartan: And that’s why everybody’s down here? Friendly: You got that right. You see 👀, according to Cocteau’s plan, I’m the enemy; ‘cause I like 👍 to think 💭. I like 👍 to read. 📕 I’m into Freedom of Speech 🎤. Freedom of Choice. (Talking 💨 faster) I’m the kind of guy 👍 liked to sit in the greasy spoon 🥄 and wonder 💭 “Gee, should I have a T-bone 🥩 steak and/or a jumbo-rack of BBQ’d bbq spare ribs with side order of gravy fries 🍟?” I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon 🥓, butter 🧈 and 🪣 buckets of cheese 🧀, OK? I wanna smoke 💨 🇨🇺 Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section; I wanna run 🏃‍♂️ through the streets naked with green Jell-O®️ all over my body 📕 reading 📖 PlayBoy®️ magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, OK, pal? I’ve seen 👀 the future. You know what it is? It’s a 47 year old virgin sittin’ around with his face pajamas 🍹 drinking a banana 🍌 and broccoli 🥦 shake 🎤 singing I’m a Oscar Meyer ®️ Wiener.™️ 🌭 You live up ⬆️ top 🔝, you live Cocteau’s way: What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice? Come down ⬇️ here… maybe 🤔 starve to death ☠️. Spartan: All right, then why don’t you take charge and lead these people outta here? Friendly: I’m no 👎 leader. I do what I have to do. Sometimes, people come with me. All I wanna do is bury 🪦 Cocteau up ⬆️ to his neck and s**t and let him think 💭 happy 😊 happy thoughts 💭 forever ♾. Spartan: (walks close to Friendly) And I got bad 👎 news 🗞. I think 💭 he wants to kill you.

[@gregnulik1975]

Hearing how students and professors are in college , we're halfway there already.

[@0megacron]

Jack Black is the short guy with a buzzcut behind Dennis Leary & the other guy. Jack stands to the immedate left of Stallone with a shotgun aimed at his chest. When Stallone grabs the barrel and jerks it away, that's Jack Black holding the gun.

[@charleshodgdon6168]

And at 0:40

[@roderickreilly9666]

Jack Black? Where was Jack Black? That was Dennis Leary.

[@TommyLikeTom]

Taco Bell? Pizza Hut!! Where the F is Jack Black?

[@gregkirby9059]

look at 0:40

[@erinjohnson1124]

Nah. Taco Bell. That Pizza Hut thing is a European dubbed version. Lol

[@danielhenriksen2781]

I was wondering about the same, but if it is Pizza Hut specifically for the European market, they even changed the graphics on the signs at the restaurant.

[@ObsessedCollector]

Anyone figured out how to use those damn 3 seashells yet???

[@Hivedragon]

Nope still trying to figure that one out..... So how high is your fine at?

[@ObsessedCollector]

@@Hivedragon 14 credits and counting! Sh*t! Oops 15 now....

[@Hivedragon]

@@ObsessedCollector Ouch

[@ObsessedCollector]

@@Hivedragon just hope the repeated violation ot the verbal morality code dosent alert the SAPD!

[@Hivedragon]

@@ObsessedCollector Underground it is then.

[@RollingOrmond]

1:15 - Leary goes into his 'No Cure For Cancer' routine. Everyone cringed.

[@redbigun]

Best monologue ever.

[@UnboundGodz]

I use these weapons to shop for groceries... DICK! rofl

[@scottn7cy]

I'd vote for this guy.

[@FuttBuckerson87]

I thought Dennis was gonna break into the asshole song during this

[@openeyz]

Leary's rant was prophetic.

[@Zelink108]

Nostalgia Critic: “The underworld is 4Chan”.

[@dwaugh2215]

I didn't know that was Jack Black in this movie! Damn how time's changed

[@shiptj01]

I really want to watch dystopian movies from the 90s now.

[@sketchturner88]

Isn't that Denis leary? When he began his rant it reminded me of his song 'I'm an asshole'.

[@scottknode898]

sketchturner88 yes it’s Denis Leary in one of his earlier movies he made this movie along with his movie Judgement Night where he played the murderous sadistic drug lord Fallon in 1993. Denis Leary does his famous ranting in Judgement Night as well when gets mad

[@madhattom891]

When I first saw this movie, I didn't immediately recognize Denis Leary. Then he started with that rant and I was like "holy shit, he's in this movie". And then I was fined one credit for violating the verbal morality statute.

[@swilliams9236]

And the writers wondered how they could shoehorn a Dennis Leary rant into their movie.

[@brucwayn6403]

this is a great movie and is kind of scary when you look at our current descent and advance it 50 to 100 yrs down the road "i fear for the children yet to be born and the world they will inherit"

[@Erik-qy9gb]

this is a anti sjw speech....and i love it

[@gc3k]

Before it was cool

[@jaredbickmore2474]

@@gc3k you got that right.

[@Johnlindsey289]

badass

[@jwjones1979]

Actually, it's an anti conservative speech. They are the ones who try to control speech because it's the first step into controlling thought.

[@kevyster]

@@jwjones1979 uh conservatives aren't rioting to suppress freedom of speech. The speech is clearly anti Sjw since the fascists today call themselves"anti fascist". Conservatives are now the real true Anti fascist pro freedom of speech and pro freedom of choice activists.

[@B52FORTRESS]

Mondays, Wednesday, and Friday I will be president cooper...Tuesday and Thursday I will be king cooper

[@LSSRoshi]

That guy next to him couldn't help but laugh... lol

[@franciscoluisgil9790]

this is like where is wally, jack black in 0:40, sly took his gun

[@TheOne-ql6cf]

The creator of this movie was predicting the future, not just entertaining us.

[@JayCord00]

Wow that speech 1:13 big kiss from 2019 .....

[@rh3309]

Just replace Cockto with democrat and you have 2021

[@tonycuellarsolis5345]

1993.

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

I love how Demolition Man predicted SJWs.

[@drumcorps0junkie]

😇

[@nicolecarnegie7876]

Jesse "The Body" Ventura is in this movie too.

[@GamerAdrian75]

jack black is in this scene but due to quality its a bit hard to see him, so if you have the movie or can get your hands on this movie you can see him in this scene but have to have a quick eye about it

[@Luckygirlisjelly]

So relevant today, the future is here

[@em23]

1:03 um...was that a glitch in the matrix?

[@warrensmith8069]

Ahhhh yes... The notorious,infamous and always a good time, Dennis Leary rant...

[@bjrnespeseth8515]

they are looking for a murder death killer?

[@wesleychapman8842]

Mdk

[@alfawolf3925]

Ricky Spanish the crime in the movie. Is called murder death kill

[@LaStryka]

They were looking for a 187. 😂 An LBT. Unless you're dyslexic then it's a BLT. #TurningTheTables Stallone was so built tho... #FlexsMuscles 😂

[@Rocket..Dr..]

That's one loud cricket towards the end.

[@ricaard]

GREAT, now I want to watch the movie, thanks!!

[@snowfox4704]

2:58 Anti-Gunners & Politicians: *”You would use these weapons of mass destruction against men and women who uphold the law?!”* Pro2A Responsible Gun Owners: *”We use these weapons to protect our own lives...dick.”*

[@Blitzkrieg2002]

At 1:54 you can see him in between Sylvester Stallone (John Spartan) & the Denis Leary (Edgar Friendly)..

[@evanarsenal]

What’s most dangerous about this movie is we are half way to this future with trying to put restrictions on what a person can say and what can be said or shown in movies now or on television or in video games among other things but if it gets this bad I’ll happily side with the guys from the underground if I would have to live like this above ground

[@ozzpimp]

I choose bullying with primitive weapons.

[@guitarfingerer5671]

garden in the valley, valley of the JOLLY GREEN GIANT!

[@Johnlindsey289]

Great speech

[@JoannHines-g6f]

Happy Birthday Jack Black!!❤😂

[@victorriceroni8455]

Life does indeed imitate art.

[@jean-marcandjoshua-petsjournal]

Dennis Leary was perfect in this role.

[@chesterbesterfeild]

0:39 is the guy saying "hey man" Jables? sounds like him

[@gregkirby9059]

yes its jack black

[@beauxr.benoit1374]

Left out the best part where Stallone and Bullocks characters as they are getting back into the Olds. Look up Shovel it.

[@Domzdream]

Ah THAT blur. Oh I see now. Definitely jack black.

[@vancemccarthy2554]

Even the video is better quality than this, even after being played 100 times.

[@ZelarUK]

Sooo relevant to 2024!

[@DiscordOfDave]

It feels weird when a shitty old movie becomes more relevant and better the older it gets.

[@LoveMaskedBandits]

Why does the title include the name of Jack Black? He's not in this movie.

[@LoneTaurus82]

It's hard to see because of the bad quality of this video but around 1:55 mark he is the short guy across from Stallone.

[@LoveMaskedBandits]

@@LoneTaurus82 I see no one, but thanks anyway.

[@Michaelzeiss]

there's no jack black

[@VanorstusTV]

it was a lie!!!

[@Michaelzeiss]

Victor Lee Yes I stand corrected. Jack Black was one of the wasteland scum bag outside the city.

[@silencia08]

0:40 Guy who Sly grabbed the gun from

[@jfunf]

It's a wrong label. There is Jack Nicholson on 1:46 not Jack Black...

[@mattnicholson47]

hahaha that not jack black and definitely not jack nicholson, its denis leary

[@Timmichanga361]

Did Dennis Leary steal jokes as a stand up? I ever remember seeing him as a comic, but pretty luck liked everything hes ever done as an actor

[@persephonekajira7269]

Yeah, Bill Hicks