Demolition Man - Language Violation

Collection of bad language from the Demolition Man. Enjoy

[@NexusKin]

The most amazing thing about this movie is how they always kept playing the alert every time someone swore and didn't suddenly stop doing it after a certain period of time. Now that's what I call a dedication to consistency!

[@TheCoffeeBird]

I know this is one year late, but I also like it that after the first few times, it essentially just became background noise. We, and John for the most part, simply ignored it and stopped giving two shits about it.

[@vasudeanguy8523]

@@TheCoffeeBird *beep* You have been fined 1/2 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

[@simonhowell4486]

Lol I never noticed that it played throughout the movie. It was like after he got all the paper he needed i just started to ignore it, and not even recognize I did iy

[@dustun9558]

@@TheCoffeeBird Dave Johnson, You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

[@blackiemcblackerson8687]

@@DJSHaKa who pissed in your Cheerios.

[@kaoru288]

"John Spartan, your video has been demonitized for violation for verbal morality statute."

[@texasboy9036]

🤣🤣🤣

[@metaljacket8128]

That hit too close to home lol

[@JudahsFinest.]

Lmaoo fuck lol

[@OmegaBlackHeart]

0:31

[@pavelvokac6292]

So fucking true

[@Shiirow]

I love the consistency of the running gag, you can hear it in the background and it makes me laugh.

[@Thesavagesouls]

Right ? This movie is so underrated.

[@HragFarraGaming]

Fuckers are fast too

[@DoomChopStick]

@@HragFarraGaming (BZZZZZT!!) Hrag Farra, You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

[@HragFarraGaming]

@@DoomChopStick BEEEEEEP. lol

[@HragFarraGaming]

lol xD. Never gets old. -- "Be well." "BE FUCKED." -- "John Spartan you are fined one credit of the verbal morality statute."

[@vasudeanguy8523]

I laughed hard as a kid when John Spartan cussed up a storm to get some toilet paper. I still laugh now at that bit.

[@aaronkenyon7112]

I loved how it was a two way joke: he needed some toilet paper and he is wiping his ass with the fines literally and figuratively

[@bigl5343]

He does not know how to use the sea shells, hahaha.

[@compaholic83]

After the toilet paper rush of 2020, it hits even harder now

[@thegreenreaper6660]

Iconic form of irony. He doesnt know how to use those 3 stupid seashells, so she swears like mad against the machine, to rprint him enough 'violation papers' so he can wipe his ass with them.

[@markholub5219]

Me too..

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I love that they called the police over two F-bombs.

[@alexthompson5275]

Fuckers are fast too

[@PrekiFromPoland]

@@alexthompson5275 *[buzz]* Alex Thompson, you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

[@ivokarmely453]

PrekiFromPoland That was awesome and hilarious 😆

[@alexthompson5275]

@@PrekiFromPoland fuck you

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahaha

[@linkieloos]

Gordon Ramsey would go bankrupt with just one of these machines.

[@carlosed-vd7fj]

jajajajajajaja yes!

[@Willy2000ization]

So would every stand up comedian

[@HawaiiKnut]

Nah, they would over heat.

[@CathyKitson]

The machine would explode.

[@crashpal]

Nino would clean the machines with lamb sauce

[@MultiCommissar]

Demolition Man was supposed to be a parody of, not an instruction manual to the future. And now look where we are.

[@HorrorUberAlles]

Don't worry friend, this only means that we are 50-60 years away from having real-life Judges, Dredd style.

[@danschuster5187]

Only in office work not in the oil field stool the same

[@Kelly14UK]

These ppl don't listen to music, but love advertising. Uuurgh nauseating.

[@arinevermore]

A movie ahead of its time

[@rangerstrangerdanger4359]

We said the same thing about Idiocracy.

[@triclopsgamer5934]

0:34 "Fuckers are fast too..." I don't know why but I love this line.

[@kennethboyer2338]

Him saying "BEEP" just made it better.

[@texasboy9036]

Beep You are fine one credit for violation of verbal morality statute.

[@danacarter9147]

@@texasboy9036 John spartan: " Thanks a lot, you ?#*$- brained, #&%£faced, &@‰%-breakin', dumb %£?@in' pain in the @$&." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danacarter9147]

"Ow!!! M§¥‡€&#*@‰?£!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@texasboy9036]

Dana Carter Dana Carter Da Da Carter you are fine one credit for the violation of the verbal mortality statue.

[@kuribayashi84]

*Damn it! This movie was supposed to be dumb fun, not a documentary!*

[@TBONE_2004]

(BZZZT!) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

[@emperorpicard7222]

I was promised seashells in the future, damn it!

[@korvasxeno]

@@emperorpicard7222 (BZZZT!) Emperor Picard You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

[@indifference1015]

@@korvasxeno Get the hell outta here!!!!!

[@The1FastGP]

@@indifference1015 (Bzzt!) You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

[@mythigator7406]

Here's an unsettling thought: Demolition Man was made in 1993 and set in 2032. That means we're now two-thirds of the way to the time when it was set.

[@lemonsqweezy9532]

Seems like we're 2/3 of the way to that bullshit already. Just takes one radical Democrat in office to fuck us over. Maybe if we're lucky we'll destroy both political parties like it was meant to be before then but I doubt that'll ever happen. xD

[@gregmccauley1687]

Yes and we are already seeing attempts to enforce fines and threat of imprisonment for speech that offends people.

[@giathuanleviet4138]

We have the whole butthurt community ready, all they need now is Chinese Civil point now

[@eriklehman5782]

Jesus... I'll be turning 40 that year!

[@chiru5362]

@Amed Tajan stay home dumbass. The police are doing a great job where you live.

[@coolcat6303]

This movie was great all around but I really liked the attention to detail they had with stuff like the cursing. Even when a character was in a location with no visible morality machine, you'd still hear a "Beep!" off in the distance.

[@carlosed-vd7fj]

cause the microchip!!

[@WhosYourPoPo]

Too funny!

[@jabberwock95]

I love that Huxley was fined HALF a credit for a "sotto voce" violation, because she said it quietly to herself 😂 She got a discount!

[@cousinjeb7116]

I've been wondering what the hell that meant for 30 years! Thanks!

[@Richterdgf]

I've always wondered why she only got fined a half credit. Thanks for clearing that up!

[@ibeturface]

Wow I never even noticed that

[@jimmycsays]

But she waits until she's standing right next to the damn thing?? ops I just got fined 1 credit

[@jimsheppard3166]

I assumed it was either bc she wasn't a repeat violator, or bc she's a cop and got some sort of law enforcement discount.

[@Biz005]

Imagine Samuel L Jackson around one of these machines 😂

[@BjornV1994]

The thing melts off the wall due to overheating

[@SonnyWeg]

It'll be out of paper and ink in 10-15 seconds

[@HragFarraGaming]

BEEEEEEP!

[@VMIFerrari]

Or *Joe Pesci.* He wouldn't last 2 minutes around one of those damned language violation machines! (In the background) _"BEEP! VMIFerrari, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"._

[@Biz005]

VMIFerrari That's a good one too lol Casino Joe Pesci

[@Lestat236]

"This is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond" Hoooooly Shiiiit that sounds like something you can hear in almost every feminist video these days. It's scary how accurate this future is

[@62202ify]

Eeeet, "You have been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality standard". Imagine Richard Pryor, Gordon Ramsay or Samuel L Jackson with one of those things, they'd go bankrupt in a month. 😅

[@kettch777]

I mean, even sex has been outlawed. Hell, CHOCOLATE is illegal.

[@Coretalless]

@@kettch777 It's almost as if the first & Second Amendments were repealed and San Angeles was now the Capital of the United States.

[@Morgan-cw2pk]

There trying to do it nowadays

[@shaheemahmed9932]

Look what they created with that. We are not so far away from a world worse than this.

[@medalgear654]

This movie used to be funny, now it's a freakin horror film!

[@fakallofu1576]

true true

[@MrKillerfreak1]

Yeah this movie made me kinda sad they can't even smoke or have sex

[@VITAS874]

Big true

[@bernadettevalerie]

Yup, Norway's doing it now. Smh. Bye-bye, freedom of speech!

[@baskapat5239]

What's wrong with following society rules, just look at China and North Korea, people are so happy and their leader also say so.

[@timidhobgoblin207]

I’ve only just noticed that the machine refers to everyone by their names except for Simon Phoenix, because he’s not technically supposed to be out of the cryo prison and therefore he hasn’t had his chip fitted in yet. That’s a nice touch.

[@gwasgray9309]

1:47 - 1:53 Voice recognition technology must be vastly improved for that machine to understand Stallone's mumblings.

[@rogerdarda7244]

+Gwasgray yes, Especially since his mouth was dam near touching it!!! LMAO that shit was so funny though

[@cggrizzlyb92hd35]

Gwasgray, lol

[@xanethedarkwerehog]

Gwasgray lol

[@Xylarxcode]

'John Spartan, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute. I.... I think. I couldn't quite understand what you were saying, but I'm assuming there was at least one f bomb in there.' Hm, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

[@RS-ls7mm]

Somebody actually made one these. You can find it on Hackaday.

[@robertlehnert4148]

"Come on HAL...." He may be a psychotic killer, but he's cultured

[@michaelaramis1210]

yeah, he has lots of culture, its supposed to be a full fledged chaotic sociopath that can turn society upside down, think of batmans joker

[@grizzlydan8248]

@@michaelaramis1210 this says a lot about the society we live in

[@HragFarraGaming]

That's good writing right there.

[@ShadowMoon878]

The character Simon Phoenix actually have near genius intellect.

[@midknight9232]

Wicked cultured

[@TERMINATIONBLISS08]

"So much for the seashells" One of the best lines ever. Change my mind

[@michaelaramis1210]

J B we had time to learn to use them, hope someone did

[@danacarter9147]

@@michaelaramis1210 😂😂😂

[@dnasty312]

"See you in a few minutes."

[@jimsweet3608]

1:46 "So much for the sea shells." I love how Spartan used his "violations" to get tissue paper!

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

And now KZbin does that with Demonetization (even putting in description).

[@DEthe5150]

And therefore: Fuck political correctness.

[@justinsiegrist3346]

you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

[@yakobhat]

xXSilentAgent47Xx did you think that youtube would just stay the same as it always was before the bigger it got?

[@jtomally9681]

Thanks to the lefty libtards. Now, all we need are three seashells and this world will be officially screwed.

[@MegaCityOne]

Google wants to be in control of social media, but they don't want to enforce our 1st amendment.

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

Last time I saw this on TV all the cursing was removed which proves this movie's point.

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

You probably saw it on network television, then. There have always been laws against using profanity on TV, unless it's on a movie channel, like HBO.

[@lexkanyima2195]

@@WorthlessDeadEnd they never bleep out

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

@@lexkanyima2195 Depends on the word, and the network. A network channel is ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX. They're the channels you get for free if you use antennae on your television.

[@lexkanyima2195]

@@WorthlessDeadEnd NBC is a edgy network

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

@@lexkanyima2195 If you say so. I haven't watched network television since the ball dropped last New Years. Not even exaggerating.

[@MischiefMeerkat]

funny then...scary now

[@Johnlindsey289]

Do you think this movie predicted some things that it's scary?

[@-Trauma.]

Scared of a bunch of pussies? Lmao.

[@PheonixRising2988]

KageTrauma Bzzt!! You have been fined one credit of the the language morality code.

[@jwn5]

Funny then, hilarious now, i know this world wont happen because dreams never come true

[@ImmortanDan]

jwn5 If this world is in any way a dream to you, I don't trust you to even intern near a government official.

[@QuakerRaze]

Every day we move closer to this future.

[@grimmshredsanguinus2915]

Truly horrible

[@farhanrizkiahnafa7404]

Not so much

[@MrCouchmen]

But Schwarzenegger is not president of the US and he doesn´t have a public library named after him..

[@dying101666]

Welcome to KZbin.

[@exaltedrealm3131]

It's the goal of all collectivity.

[@cafeta]

This movie predicted the future so well... it's scary!

[@maximmuromov6073]

(Bzzzz!) j lin, you are fined three credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute!

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

I think that one was from Total Recall and as I recall the Taxi tried to run over Arnold when he refused to pay for it.

[@chasemiller7974]

y01p0w3r3d You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

[@rairahul1281]

Chase Miller fuck you

[@chasemiller7974]

Rai Rahul Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the authorities, please remain where you are.

[@kidaneechan]

"Fu**ers are fast, too" omg that cracked me

[@acer3573]

"BEEP!!"

[@thatdirtyninja5829]

"you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"

[@davidzuniga2810]

*Fuckers

[@Daniel-xi6jv]

thats because he is black

[@Anonymous-gh8kt]

Fuck you. Throws paper over shoulder

[@emetanti]

It gets concerning when you realize this movie went from generic 90s action movie with gimmick to being more accurate of where things are going than it ever should.

[@grimmshredsanguinus2915]

Hahahah indeed its horriefing

[@nathanenfinger9559]

Prophetic I say

[@danacarter9147]

@@nathanenfinger9559 "YOUR REPEATED VIOLATION OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE HAS CAUSED ME TO NOTIFY THE SAN ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT, PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE."🤣🤣

[@demonknight7965]

Idiocracy too.

[@renaudlemieux1]

And why's that ? You guys keep repeating the same thing over and over " its like that tuday or it will be " but why ? If you mean that our society is invaded by sjw and wokes that always whine when we say something I agree with you otherwise I don't know wtd you're talking about

[@silvussol8966]

“Your content has been demonetized for violation of the virtual morality statute.”

[@SaviourGermany]

"this fascist crap makes me want to puke"

[@c.deg.7982]

TFW a dumb Stallone movie vehicle called Demolition Man was the most realistic science fiction film of the 20th century.

[@frankstrawnation]

We also have Idiocracy.

[@stevem2323]

@Nehemiah Pouncey Definitely not.

[@ThyPandora]

@@frankstrawnation Idiocracy is becoming more and more of a reality where Americans' are involved (and what it makes fun of, too).

[@bruceli9094]

@@frankstrawnation and soon Minority report.

[@jango7889]

i said fuck in the grocery store yesterday and nothin happened to me

[@threeeyedgoldpatrick]

I love the attention to detail in this movie. No matter where they are, they always get fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute for cursing

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

*1993 Demolition Man* .. A fun awesome action movie *2019 Demolition Man* .. A scary prediction of our future come true.

[@number3stunner118]

*2020* prophecy fulfillment begins.

[@danielware4069]

That's what the Dem's want our Police Department to be lol.

[@FLASHPNT]

@@danielware4069 I want to deny that but I really can’t

[@bigwillietheb]

gettin pretty close

[@exaltedrealm3131]

​@@danielware4069It's not the Dems or even the Reps. It's the ultimate spiritual disease called Humanity.

[@sabatheus]

Simon Phoenix is one of the greatest cinema villains of all time. Great job, Westley Snipes.

[@jakelam5089]

Wesley Snipes stole the show in this movie

[@elitebelt]

Demolition Man predicted the future of KZbin.

[@celinak5062]

elitebelt and TV oh wait

[@mathunit1]

KZbinrs complaining/joking about KZbin in a KZbin comment section instead of doing something helpful like joining other video platforms that "compete" with KZbin. What sweet stupid irony you guys uphold.

[@CrabTastingMan]

Dumbass. If that was that easy people would have all left for these other video platforms by now. The whole world already gathers around youtube, it's the place with the most viewers. Other services don't even have a fraction of the potential viewer base. That's the definitive reason we're all here now. To mingle and/or get most views.

[@snowfox4704]

elitebelt That happens in January of 2020 Due to KZbin’s new terms of fucking our service.

[@user-cj3ik9qq6m]

Demolition man and cyberpunk 2077 is the future that's happening now

[@ww2sniper555]

KZbin's New Rules in a Nutshell

[@Willy2000ization]

Along with Facebook and ever other fucking social media site lol

[@TheUniversalEyes]

Vote for Hillary and you will have this in all aspects of your life guaranteed!

[@RetroGamer-zz5jn]

Billy Price dont forget the ky jelly then lol

[@Willy2000ization]

If Donald fucks up...he's gonna make MANY enemies...Nothing to do with freedom of speech. what Im saying here is the god honest truth. P.S. NO PRESIDENT has the right to FUCK with the Bill of Rights....Freedom of Speech is part of it

[@pussnboots_7507]

not nice to make threats dummy

[@anibaldk]

"Come on, HAL, where're the goddamn guns" Veeeery nice movie reference (for those old enough)

[@Zarryon12]

2001 a space oddysey

[@durotelodoy5379]

I can't let you do that Simon 😁

[@1978sjt]

well when it came out, we were all old enough to get it :p

[@number3stunner118]

Stop all the Rip van Winkling! We need to figure out which type of sea shells are best to use to replace toilet paper.

[@anibaldk]

@@number3stunner118 Really? You don't know which shells to use? hahahahahahahahahahaha I can see how that can be....confusing.

[@MrShadowpanther3]

0:04 Huxley is fined 1/2 credit for a sotto voce violation of the verbal morality code. In other words, she swore "softly"

[@jeromyl1140]

I love how this became a background running gag throughout this movie. Top shelf comedy timing in an action movie.

[@Useaname]

I love how Lenina Huxley puts her hand over her mouth at the sound of swearing ...

[@jtb1990419]

Jon Amendall especially when she was the first one to be fined by the machine.

[@drmayeda1930]

Sandra Bullock.

[@MCO18]

One of the all-time great cheesy movies.

[@jp3813]

Max Power Correction: One of the all-time great action movies.

[@akiraman26]

Max Power what fuck you

[@AdmirialMav]

akiraman26 (Buzz) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statue..

[@akiraman26]

thanks alot you shit for brains, ball breaking duck fucking pain in the ass, so for the sea shells...

[@AdmirialMav]

John Spartan..John Spartan..John Spartan.. John Spartain you have ben fined 4 Credits for Repeated Violations of the Verbal Morality Statue

[@ryanskalman7725]

With the way things are now you can bet that this is a perfect model of what our future will probably look like in the near near future

[@slig4656]

You’re insane

[@NachoJoshas]

Trying to make a joke in 2018 without offending anyone

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Nacho Joshas Good luck with that...

[@celinak5062]

Nacho Joshas as long as it's not old Disney cartoons

[@jackmason5673]

2016,2017,2018 in a nutshell

[@jackmason5673]

Make that the next 5 to ten years by the looks of it

[@JakeBananas]

it got worse

[@TheOmega099]

if those machines ever exist they will be destroyed so many times lol

[@setsunaes]

xbox one, go, destroy em all!

[@GeekmomNet007]

They made everything that could destroy them illegal. Kind of like Obama's world.

[@TheOmega099]

they don't look so tough a pipe or a baseball bat even just ripping it off a wall with a crowbar would work

[@GeekmomNet007]

let's just hope they never do exist.

[@madgameralexthegreat]

Police officer: Excuse me citizen. You seem to be having a problem with the- Me: SHUT! THE FUCK! UP! (Continues pulverizing the machine)

[@phillips9945]

I loved how he used it to get toilet paper! “So much for the seashells.” LMFAO! 😂

[@erichanastacio9695]

Well... He paid for it by his credits.

[@rainbowdashieness]

This is quickly becoming a documentary.

[@1helluvaguy738]

Very prophetic.

[@antra21]

It won't, you're both overly dramatic.

[@JohnDoe-pt7ru]

no it's already happened. In Belgium, they can fine you for cursing in public. Want something closer to home? Middleborough, Massachusetts also has fines for cursing in public. With the growing bullshit culture of pansy politically correct where everyone is offended by something and we all need government regulated safe spaces, this movie along with many other sci fi novels/movies were frighteningly accurate in their depictions of the future. Welcome to the future, where we're all too stupid, too soft and too defenseless to take care of ourselves so Big Brother has to do it for us.

[@antra21]

John Doe America is one of the most unpolitically correct countries you can think of today...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...YOU CAN OFFEND WHOEVER YOU WANT FREELY...STOP BEING OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT FREEDOMS YOU ALREADY HAVE.

[@jimmymeuris9001]

John Doe i live in Belgium and there are no fines here for bad language in public. Where would you get that nonsense.

[@superexoticshrub]

Jimmy Meuris You can't expect the average American to actually know *facts* from outside of our country. They believe whatever tripe their favorite personality tells them.

[@Vzer01]

This is what the future will be like - no sex, chocolate, contact sports, meat, swearing, alcohol ... everything that makes life worth living.

[@MarkEmperor]

Winston Huckleberry you got forgot this- no religion.

[@Vzer01]

Gemaera most importantly.. this! Cheers haha

[@MarkEmperor]

+Winston Huckleberry Oh! i see what you mean. Oops! 😊

[@Vzer01]

Darkzz Lord Thats alright mate, your life will get better.

[@Vzer01]

LOL I didn't realise that there are people out there that take things literally... ffs. Sir, you need to take a long look in the mirror and take a minute to really look at yourself. Bye.

[@jrreedve2825]

I love how they kept the continuity through out the whole movie

[@WcHDICE]

1993: This movie is funny 2020: This shit is scary our Freedom of Speech is censored

[@supercomputer0448]

You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

[@danacarter9147]

@@supercomputer0448 That sounds comedic!

[@richlisola1]

Censored*

[@virtualpellot933]

Yeah! Every damn time we are getting close that. We are getting #$*%ed up here!

[@mr.adventure0142]

"WcHDICE, your video has been demonitized for one violation verbal morality statue."

[@1ivannthegreat]

Stallone should’ve stayed there until the paper would run out in the machine.🤣🤣🤣

[@celinak5062]

ivannthegreat1 environmental responsibility they hadn't done yet

[@THEPLANETEARTH]

this will be valid in 10 years

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

THEPLANETEARTH If not so,already.

[@djmars1983]

20 years if we are lucky.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

THEPLANETEARTH it is in California

[@ayylmao575]

THEPLANETEARTH Its valid now.

[@Vetusomaru]

THEPLANETEARTH It's already valid. See what happens in UK. They literally arrest people over posting meme.

[@grease_monkey6078]

2020 - "I am a Man" " You have been fined $100 for violating the Gender Neutrality act which has been debited out of your bank account "

[@Zrex99]

Now you have to figure out what bathroom you will use, LOL!

[@InfiniteDeckhand]

Nice strawman you got there.

[@friendly1870]

this movie is becoming reality...

[@Thesavagesouls]

@@InfiniteDeckhand that's not a strawman, that's reality snowflake.

[@Thesavagesouls]

@Hitchdude I love your profil pic.

[@warmasterdorn]

I feel like the dystopian, apocalyptic future we'll actually see is halfway between Demolition Man and Idiocracy.

[@cuyvaldar3741]

With a dash of the Hunger Games mixed in.

[@dragonranger8456]

Before ultimately reaching Fallout.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

we weren't decisive about with dystopian live we wanted, so we choosed both

[@jerrymcguire5132]

And quite possibly some terminator stuff as well since we are messing around with A.I.

[@drDEVILOCK]

Yeah half way there

[@RiggsBF]

Imagine if Samuel L. Jackson, Joe Pesci, and Al Pacino were in this movie.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

RiggsBF That machine would explode.

[@crimsongogeta6810]

Throw in Gordon Ramsey and the Turrets Guy for good measure

[@creatorcriss1492]

I'll add Berney Mac in there too.....

[@Alter_Dan_K]

I wonder how Ozzy Osbourne would react.

[@theallamericancowboy2879]

Angry Video Game Nerd.

[@johnloring3887]

I think this is one of Stallone's best movies. Good action, funny lines and not too much blood.

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

What in the goddamn fucking hell is fucking wrong with motherfucking blood?

[@Dark_Tale_1985]

When Google decides to finally take over. If you'll excuse me, I'll be joining the underground resistance whenever that happens.

[@johntrevy1]

Good for you.

[@r0bw00d]

Be sure to take plenty of hair care products with you so you can look just as fabulous as the resistance leader did.

[@MrDeadhead83]

We'll all be down there partying with beers and rat burgers

[@TheNightshotBR]

One of the most underrated movies we had in the 90' s.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Get Wi-fi

[@TheNightshotBR]

@@NazriB err, what?

[@PabloRuizMega]

who almost got the role as john spartan?

[@TheNightshotBR]

@@PabloRuizMega Steven Seagal, IIRC..

[@Bothrops_Asper_89]

Sandra Bullock was fine as hell back in the day.

[@atrainn]

She still a baddie !

[@pedobear8071]

"Anything spicy" is banned? lmao what the hell kind of future is this

[@zidniafifamani2378]

Future no one want to live in

[@DB10887]

We're already living it

[@zidniafifamani2378]

Not if more people understand the full context of first amendment (specifically free speech, where you're not entitled to be punished because of your speech no matter how offensive it is including speech that considered to be "hate speech", but you can be punished if you inciting active call of violence against someone or tell a lie that causing harm to someone else which btw is already breaking law).

[@KMcNally117]

How did Taco Bell win the Franchise Wars?

[@peterp2153]

Pedo Bear you are fined 1/2 credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

[@dalriada842]

This is basically Scotland 2021. We're just waiting for the machines to be installed everywhere. I'm sure Humza is on it!

[@62202ify]

This was some of Wesley Snipes's best work. The lines he had were hilarious. You can tell he had fun playing that role.

[@brizzle3903]

“BEEEEEP!” 🤣

[@vanishy0urself]

WORLD OF TUMBLR

[@jakep1979]

vanishy0urself Trigggered!!!

[@christophercarey3232]

As Nostalgia Critic said, people who can't take a joke, overly sensitive to bad language... Yep, that's about right.

[@duvl73]

vanishy0urself not quite because everyone in this film is in shape

[@conner3548]

Fuck...I ruined the 666 likes. :(

[@midnytevega2777]

The accuracy of this movie is uncanny

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Damn...That world would be a living hell.

[@potaterjim]

There's an entire underground revolution of people living in the sewers smoking handrolled cigarettes, drinking beer, eating burgers, and swearing all they want, it's great

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

We are not that far from that future.

[@dorugoramon0518]

Congratulations, thats the world we live in...

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

@@dorugoramon0518 You beat by a week sir.

[@ursa_margo]

Having trouble maintaining your language hygiene?

[@91MoonKnight]

we're sadly getting very close to this future. don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[@tmakalpha1]

"Simply put Minister, these rules were implemented by the civil service to ensure peace and stability" Sir Humphrey Appleby

[@OmegaBlackHeart]

0:31- My favorite part of this running joke. Gets me every time 😂😂

[@alexthompson5275]

Fuck you. ( Then cops came). And fuckers are fast too

[@OmegaBlackHeart]

@@alexthompson5275 you are fined 2 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute. 😂

[@belperite]

Snipes' cussing is hilarious throughout this movie

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

I love how you can hear it in the background at all times

[@wolveraspeaks]

This is the world social justice wants.

[@Hardy30680]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@origaminefretami3480]

They almost have it.

[@exaltedrealm3131]

I'm not sure what frightens me more. The social justice world, or the world with which the right-wing worshipers of God Biology want to replace it. They are not opposites, but opposames.

[@mikecosta1889]

1:48 "John Spartan, you are fined- John Spartan, you are- John Spartan- John- John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute." I'm dead!

[@maartenverheugen834]

😆

[@grimdicer152]

At least all women were women there.

[@XYZB0RG]

FUCK true

[@oDGuardian]

I would go poor from constant violations of the verbal morality statute. I'm sure the Gov't wont be far from implementing this to put more money in their pockets.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Eric Gravely not now that a capitalist instead of a communist is in charge of America I can only hope that England gets someone in charge just like him

[@celinak5062]

Eric Gravely Jaywalking. Any pr department. Blood Diamonds. Prison for miscarriage. Debtors prison. Cops are judge, jury and executioner. For profit prisons. Corporations sell confusion. Etc.

[@RishabhManna]

Timer travelers wrote this movie and made a fortune.

[@farhanrizkiahnafa7404]

Tell that to The Simpsons how they acquire time machine

[@thomasmartin5503]

"This is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond." We're living in the future!!!

[@BonkTheClown]

I am secure and I cuss like a sailor. Are you easily offended?

[@thomasmartin5503]

@@BonkTheClown just got triggered.

[@BonkTheClown]

@@thomasmartin5503 how? Sounds like you were easily offended by certain stuff. Like I said kiddo I am secure in my heterosexual lifestyle and I cuss like a Sailor. Not triggered just stating a fact.

[@paulbrookfield4133]

@@BonkTheClown Projecting offense onto other people that never claimed any offense is only a step below wearing a sign on your head saying 'I'M SUCH AN ACTUAL STUD, GUYS!'

[@BonkTheClown]

@@paulbrookfield4133 never would claim that, but ok. Still missing my point. Ok have fun.

[@Calidus7]

Basically a world controlled by Google.

[@heartbreakmanNo1]

That sounds way better then a World controlled by China :t

[@haskapaska]

Google is Skynet

[@CrabTastingMan]

@heartbreakmanNo1 Word. Chinese civilians are murdered by their own government in droves IN PUBLIC in 1989 at Tiananmen, and even to this day they are not even allowed to talk about it. To the point *that they are not even allowed to refer to June 4th, but euphemize it in whispered "May 35th"* *China is just a richer bigger North Korea already with a humongous nuclear arsenal.* It's an abnormal country where KZbin and Facebook are banned, so ppl can never learn the truth, Just like North Korea. Hell, NK is China's puppet state. They keep sending families who made it out alive of NK back into NK to get tortured and murdered by the state. They fund Kim's nukes and keep pumping him with strategic resources like oil which only the military uses (nobody in NK has cars except the ruling elite and the military) to maintain maximum oppression of 25 million civilians. Ppl are forced to work for the state and China's projects in NK. None of their earnings are kept for themselves. They are born to work and conscripted without pay for 10 to 15 years in military, both male and women.

[@RAYTHEONGAMING]

*The current state of California*

[@shaggybear5927]

They predicted so much in this movie. All the way down to anything a man did being done because they're "insecure".

[@ArmyJames]

In 1993, this movie was a funny parody about social correctness. Now it’s more of a comment, really.

[@AO17]

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut wouldn't make it past the opening scene.

[@TBONE_2004]

AO17 (BUZZ!!!) AO17, you are in direct violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. The local authorities are being summoned for your immediate reprimand. Please remain where you are until they arrive.

[@Johnlindsey289]

I bet that movie and Pulp Fiction would destroy that machine

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Goodfellas would break that machine too. A Joe Pesci scene alone would be enough.

[@BigAl1976]

I think Casino and Scarface would also be machine breakers.

[@hulkfan97]

The Wolf of Wall Street and The Departed

[@donmcc6573]

Whenever this comes on TV, I have to watch.

[@Arsenov92]

Fun fact: While filming this movie, Jack Black was an extra in it. He waited for his chance for weeks to be used, then one day, he partied all night and woke up later then he should have. While frantically trying to get there he calls his agent says:"Hey I'm late but it doesn't matter cause they never use me." His agent responds that he got a call from Joe Silver and he said that Jack Black had better be dead cause it was his turn to be on the camera. He even had a line in the movie.

[@mattaddison1910]

Who would've thought that this would become reality one day, well here we are so we better buckle up!

[@celinak5062]

mattaddison19 so have you paid your debt yet

[@WizardOfHumor1989]

“Look I don’ need history lesson! COME ON HAL! WHERE DA GODDAMN GUNS?” (BEEEP) “You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute!” “WHAT? FUUUCK YOOOU!!” LOL

[@alexthompson5275]

Fuckers are fast too

[@danacarter9147]

Billy Ray, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute 😂😂

[@CBRHurricane6]

@@danacarter9147 thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

[@CBRHurricane6]

So much for the sea shells 😂

[@actionfigurescollectionssu7854]

Looks like this movie predicted the future Because now people are sensitive like little girls

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

Amazing how they knew today's society would behave, isn't it? 🤔

[@ursa_margo]

People? No. Americans? Yes.

[@actionfigurescollectionssu7854]

@@WorthlessDeadEnd Yeah it’s crazy

[@actionfigurescollectionssu7854]

@@ursa_margo Americans are the most sensitive ones I know this because I am American 🇺🇸 and I am not Sensitive.

[@ursa_margo]

@@actionfigurescollectionssu7854 Apparently, it is somehow beneficial to be "sensitive" in the US society at this specific point in time...

[@queensgaelsmenshockey]

Its 2021, were only 11 years away from when this movie is set and society is so up in arms there could be a society like this!

[@azraelangelofred]

0:26 Simon Phoenix "Did I just get ticketed? I'm a gang-leader, mass-murderer, thief, rapist, arsonist and the worst criminal of the 20th Century and I just got *ticketed*?!" 0:30 Simon Phoenix "I got ticketed for *cussing*?! AW HEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 0:39 Simon Phoenix "Ah, fuck your ticket. I ain't even takin' you seriously no more." 0:46 Simon Phoenix "Damn. I'll take their response speed serious." 0:50 Simon Phoenix "Still not takin' that serious."

[@panayitolis1]

After all these years the mystery of how the three seashells work remains unsolved

[@warhorse1956]

2021 and we're living it right now.

[@FreemanicParacusia]

So much for the seashells. I’ll see you in a few minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Musashiden]

So scary that this movie predicted sjw politics

[@theoutlander2873]

Quickly becoming reality.

[@Musashiden]

@El Gusanillo Del Juego Awful at choosing martyrs.... CHECK

[@mikejohn29mj]

@El Gusanillo Del Juego Social Distancing Policy.... CHECK

[@Neoxenok]

In the same way that the handmaid's tale predicted the inevitable conclusion of christian conservative politics?

[@Princess2Warrior]

@El Gusanillo Del Juego *Wow - amazing how some of this movie has gone over your head.* *The LIBERALS are the ones enforcing these policies and eroding Free Speech - Nigel Hawthorne's character Raymond Cocteau is **_not_** a Republican - **_he is a LIBERAL!_* *Liberals are the ones creating the society you see in the movie - and Donald Trump is fighting to **_save our Freedom Of Speech!_* *Seriously, how badly can you fuck up and be this clueless about a message from the future that is so important?*

[@ssuuy]

This is now a reality in Australia.

[@johnl6176]

Except for the seashells.

[@SaviourGermany]

Language violation machines that fine you?

[@sirsir9665]

This is going to be our future with the way things are now a days

[@KageFighter]

We’re almost there. I remember being a kid in ‘93 inpatient for 2032 to come. Now I wish I could go back to ‘93 lol.

[@heyitsablackguy9553]

LMAO. The movie is still funny as shit!

[@creativemike5191]

You're not the Law, I AM THE WLAH!!!

[@titorios1416]

hilarious

[@Willy2000ization]

Mr. heyitsablackguy You Are Fined 1 Credit For a Violation Of The Verbal Morality Statute....LMAO just kidding

[@Willy2000ization]

lol was hoping you would do that XD

[@Willy2000ization]

Best part in the movie

[@19jacinta88]

so this is how the world will be in 17 years, huh?

[@madamz3937]

+DINDRAGON hahahahaha

[@othnielrosa1633]

LivnamKaur

[@GenerationX1984]

It's already begun. It started when they got rid of Saturday morning cartoons on network TV for being too violent for kids and replacing them with Educational Informational programming. It will be finished when violent videogames also disappear and oldies on the radio are replaced with jungles from old commercials like the Armor Hotdogs song.

[@pontiacGXPfan]

LivnamKaur I don't wanna live long enough to see this shit happen

[@CathyKitson]

I don't think it'll take 17 (16 now) years. Have you heard about the hidden microphones in the Netherlands?

[@TheZombieKing]

If the government were run by Tumblr, minus all the Yaoi.

[@madgameralexthegreat]

The "minus all the yaoi" part just makes it even more sterile and sad. Thing is yaoi couldn't even remain there either

[@D8W2P4]

@@madgameralexthegreat That's the current state of Tumblr since they shoahed the adult content. Which is doubly ironic since... They immediately got flooded by actual Nazis since they could go after leftists on what's basically their home site (and not have to see the degenerate porn that many of those same leftist users made) AND the only reason people really went to that shitty hugbox was for the porn.

[@Kncperseus]

"Insecure heterosexual males" - yeah, her character would certainly go down well with the audience

[@engasal]

@John Constantine Yeaheah, buai

[@0mikr0n]

It only offends insecure people.

[@bluebirdsigma]

The Paradise of SJWs

[@AveNullusMajestic]

SigmaXVirus I had to Urban Dictionary what SJW meant; That was'a fuckin' LoL read xD

[@bluebirdsigma]

Thank god you had to learn that way instead of suffering them on Reddit or Tumblr

[@gc3k]

Like that old Coolio song

[@bluebirdsigma]

We need a parody song "Tumblr's Paradise" get Weird fucking Al on this NOW

[@TBONE_2004]

+SigmaXVirus (BZZZT!) SigmaXVirus, you are fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

[@MrRepoman197]

Man imagine society if swearing was illegal and you got fined for every time you swore.

[@fadiragab4377]

Just give it a couple more years and you won't have to

[@dairymilkbaraddict90]

I'd be in prison lmao

[@guybrushgetchell2945]

"Excuse me museum patron can I-" BLAST!!!

[@scottsommer9843]

"Insecure heterosexual males." You know, I hear this much now every time a woman doesn't get what she wants from a man that it has given me PTSD.