Dennis Reynolds the golden god

[@gasjebasje99]

Glenn Howerton should be in a movie where he's the arch enemy of a 12 year old

[@Rob_Cary]

"the gang gets new wheels" has Mac and Charlie in a similar scenario haha

[@444Yielding]

@@Rob_Cary @gasjebasje99 But Dennis does have a whole episode bit with his pretend daughter, 'Sweet Abigail' who was a 12 (or 13) year old girl and inevitably defeats Dennis at his own game, defeated by a smarter enemy. S12E2 The Gang Goes to a Water Park

[@jameshaggerty8348]

I love how he is actually explaining his system while trying to hookup!

[@Ben-rz9cf]

i actually do that on tinder sometimes when i'm bored. I narrate the stupid courtship process and try to get as meta as possible. It never works but its much more fun for me at least

[@832738]

@@Ben-rz9cf just use the Dennis system when you get bored. she will love you more than she ever thought possible. xD

[@garden0fstone736]

@@Ben-rz9cf I skip straight to E when im bored and see what happens. Usually doesn’t work but every once in a while it does lol

[@charliec.3518]

@@Ben-rz9cf based, i do something similar, though its usually making a direct connection between dating culture and prostitution, because at the end of the day it basically is just paying for sex (i mean the people who date around for one night stands or short term relationships, i by no means think paying for dinner or a night out for you and your commited significant other is prostitution.)

[@MrNinja543]

@@charliec.3518this is what happens when you see the world in black and white kids. Its important to know the nuances and distinctions

[@El.dude97]

Don’t disrespect the golden god with your feeble laughter

[@carterfeeler3408]

I should make this my graduation speach

[@Manofry]

get it on video and practice first so your voice doesnt shake

[@waywardson5092]

Carter Feeler you totally should

[@goonyougoodthing]

Please do

[@yoshpeters3079]

Carter Feeler you should have. Well my sons can do this for their graduation speeches they will be in Philadelphia so it will be perfect. Then when I get old I can be like frank retired boxer billionaire funding my kids and their friends schemes in south philly.

[@yoshpeters3079]

Ulas I will bro I will be like frank when I am 70 funding my kid’s schemes in south philly only I will be more like Arnold Schwarzenegger a retired boxing and bodybuilding legend but I will be like Frank a retired boxer and billionaire just not washed up. You did what? Yeah bro I will have the real Paddy’s pub in philly lol.

[@rexlongfellow]

The second "Iiiii"😂😂😂

[@rilla46]

This is the best TED talk I've ever seen.

[@supastar25]

I love how the music stopped when he started his rage hahaha! I love this show

[@Colinkrauss1]

Glenn Howerton is so freaking good at acting. This character is so convincing, and every detail Glenn acts just adds layers and layers to Dennis’ personality

[@childofthesun32]

Going to a School Reunion in a few days. Just doing some research.

[@Mirthfultale]

ChildOfTheSun32 how did it go...did you bring your tools

[@forgedix2584]

Mirthful Tale Howd it go did he tell you the answer?

[@yoshpeters3079]

ChildOfTheSun32 did you do it bro and bring your tools? And get ready to kill your Tim Murphy if it wasn’t for the gang?

[@directorbeau]

@@yoshpeters3079 it's f..fetish shit! I like to bind...I I like to be bound

[@yoshpeters3079]

Beau it’s way darker than that. They based Dennis on Ted Bundy the tools in his car were based on what the police found in Ted Bundy’s car in 75 when he was arrested for kidnapping and attempted murder on one girl that actually escaped. Zip ties, duct tape, hammers, ski mask eg. It’s scary how dark it is that Dennis is based on Bundy he was absolutely terrifying and Dennis is even more psycho and gets off to killing people and skin.

[@agip07]

What I love about this moment is, his denial and delusion have completely folded and he’s having to face the fact that he was a loser in school. Reality is vexing him lol

[@alrrenoir547]

There’s a term for that: narcissistic decompensation. It’s when they’re manufactured delusions don’t match reality and they snap.

[@agip07]

@@alrrenoir547 gonna have to look that up, in fact I need to go see if Theres a Dennis psychoanalysis online somewhere lol

[@EssentialXIII]

@@alrrenoir547 They are manufactured delusions? That explains it all, metaphysical thoughtforms can't exist in our reality. Fascinating.

[@wilmer89]

@@EssentialXIII we might not even be in this room, who knows, we could be in a turtle's dream, in outer space

[@EyeofValor]

@@EssentialXIII This is a fucking comedy show. It's not that deep.

[@mikvance]

I say this at work every morning.

[@furiousape7717]

mikvance lol your coworkers must love you

[@Bloodletter8]

"Mik's here, guys. Trust me. I definitely heard him come in."

[@Cinerary]

I wrote this in my manifesto over and over again and mailed it to the FBI & NSA. They’ll never take down the Golden God

[@100Wilbur999]

*IIIIII!!*

[@mookly1056]

IIIii..

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

I feel like Dennis' character is partially based on Ted Bundy.

[@ernstthalmann4306]

That's been confirmed by howerton

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

@@ernstthalmann4306 See, I knew it!

[@Cinerary]

No it’s based on Al Bundy

[@frankejk]

Unironically an incredible monologue

[@sas103]

" Then I was going to neglectyou emotionally, that's what i do" hahahahahahahahaha

[@811chelseafc]

0:31 that couple in the bottom left really set the tone for one of the greatest scenes in this show’s history.

[@kakroom3407]

"should we pay attention? is it polite to look away? what's happening"

[@dimwitted-fool]

Is that Ana de armas lmao

[@Minority_hunter..]

@@dimwitted-foolget your eyes checked, see a doctor asap i am not kidding

[@dimwitted-fool]

@@Minority_hunter.. whatever dude chillax

[@frankmyrand]

0:52 the moment his anger buzz leaves him and the clarity of his ridicul dawns on him 😂

[@goonyougoodthing]

When you start writing and essay but have no Idea what to write 'I......I.....'

[@John-X]

AAHHyeeEEEE

[@SuperMrDeadpool]

He turned Scottish at the end there.

[@RyanReenBattikh]

IIIIIIIIIIIII! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! That bit is so hilarious because all he's capable of saying right then is I, like he cant think past himself enough to like form a sentence it's just "I!"

[@donaldcornchowder9112]

I have a system, and that's normal.

[@TheAndrewj96]

0:35 YU-EAGHHHH-EH

[@cquiroz7874]

The RedPill in less than one minute.

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

lol more like every liberal whenever they get a new account on Twitter

[@MrSparkle44]

@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 wow you showed them

[@galarstar052]

@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 red pill is more appropriate, shame on you for reaching that far to make a joke.

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

@@galarstar052 Shame on me? Shame on you for siding with Marxism terrorism you socialist sympathetic

[@galarstar052]

@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 who says i side with marxism and terrorism? just because i think you made a pretty pathetic reach to make a joke that was obviously just an excuse to disparage people you don't like doesn't make me a communist.

[@joshuamatthew9627]

cracked god right here

[@7ODsubscribe]

It’s fun to be insane

[@ananthani9109]

Morning affirmations

[@Mr57384]

Man, this would work so well as a wrestling promo

[@Cinerary]

I can see the Rock saying this. I AM THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN TOP! I REIGN SUPREME OVER EVERYONE IN THIS RING. I AM THE BRAHMA BULL

[@colbymtv1331]

Legend

[@hwl308]

*......Aaah-eeee!!!*

[@MrSparkle44]

The Golden God speaks

[@KingCarrot500]

'I!!!.....IIII!!'

[@TrippleEgis]

This gives me Homelander : "I am the real Hero" vibes

[@cefb8923]

Why do people always fuck up scenes? Why did you cut the end where everyone looks around confused and the music just starts playing again and everyone goes back to dancing. You are clearly not the golden god.

[@JeiBurke]

Sounds like Richard Spencer's leaked rant

[@laylover7621]

Possibly my favorite scene in the entire show

[@zongmuas]

at least he was honest about what his plan was. gotta love honesty man. 😂😂

[@Rob_Cary]

He was speeding through the steps. Have some respect. I am a legend.

[@maghrebforever2012]

what a brilliant scene

[@kikoman780311]

My favorite episode ever!

[@fedvvvv]

Dennis is a special kind of crazy.

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

Dennis is dagoth ur confirmed. Deep lore ftw.

[@dbzking02]

He's kinda giving off Invader Zim vibes in this clip.

[@vilerrify]

This caught me so by surprise and it was It was so out of scale that I had to see it several times to believe it. The gang touched newer lows since this episode came out....

[@rtgd7136]

yeah.. i thought dennis was a winner when in school as he always said, but it was his delusion. of course he sometimes scored with his good looks and manipulations but he was a loser. man this scene was shocking as you said.

[@jacobbarns9525]

0:47 The Emperor of Mankind after hearing of Horus’ betrayal

[@shadybadger7896]

Hungry... Eyes...

[@yoshpeters3079]

In 7 years this will be me at my 10th high school anniversary lol. I will say the cool kid does not deserve to be the king of the mountain top. I am the king of the mountain top. I reign supreme over everyone in this school. I am the Golden God of this place! I reign supreme. I! I! I will be a super ripped fighter and bodybuilding champion out of philly. I will be like Rocky and Arnold Philadelphia will be my city. I reign supreme over everyone in this school.

[@kingjacko302]

Will check back in 5 years

[@agentham]

I wait with bated breath.

[@kobe1902]

Damn i hope you get a hobby before that happens

[@dijonbrowne6529]

hope you already got that workout routine in order

[@RDR911]

Lmao bro please get a hobby

[@Colinkrauss1]

Deciding to cut to a shot of the entire gym was genius. We’re thinking during this “Oh Dennis is just having a convo with Christy over there. No biggie.” Then seeing the entire place, “oh years there’s like 150 people within 50 Dr of the convo. 😂 It just makes Dennis appear like even more of a sociopath.

[@yoshpeters3079]

Thumbs up if this was or should have been your high school yearbook quote. Mine should have been “ I am the king of the mountain top. I reign supreme over everyone in this school! I am the golden god of this place! I reign supreme I! I!”

[@dnmstarsi]

I feel like all yearbooks after 2011 should have that quote. There's always that one guy who wants to be the Golden God or something close to that.

[@trashacct1198]

“I haven’t even begun to peak”.

[@garden0fstone736]

TOOLS I GOTTA HVE MY TOOLS

[@thegoldengod3675]

This makes me proud!

[@dimagabriel4699]

She's got to pay the ultimate price now.

[@robertbilling2416]

They’re all gonna pay the ultimate price

[@voshua17]

Reed Richards at his class reunion

[@davidzales4821]

This could have been avoided if they had just paid tribute and kissed his ring 🤦‍♂️

[@Peristaltik]

Sick bro

[@johnsmith-cx9vx]

i am the SUPREME GENTLEMAN!!!!!!

[@gasjebasje99]

What if they did an episode were through some hallucination or noncanon-story Dennis actually becomes a golden god, and they animated him as a naked glowing super being like Dr. Manhatten

[@Julio-it1pl]

Christy is :fire emoji: :fire emoji: :fire emoji: :fire emoji:

[@thatcoffeefeel8]

He gives me the the feeling like he is socially unaware shah rukh khan. Their voices match

[@skehlaaj]

00:41 more Shakespearean than Shakespeare

[@danaierfleming7073]

The funniest shit I've ever seen in a show

[@Cinerary]

Might be the funniest thing of anything ever. I laughed so hard I think I drove myself crazy

[@th3rasave]

Everybody's like "well that escalated quickly"

[@CosmosJack]

0:41 How my cover letters come off -- despite all attempts at humility -- when I desperately want the job and have to cram my background onto one page

[@Shade571]

Donald trump going back to his private school be like

[@charleswettish8701]

Glen Howerton said he sees Dennis as sort of like Donald Trump if he had no money.

[@blppt]

@@charleswettish8701 Dennis is too smart to be Donald.

[@averytherockgod9822]

Chris Chan’s gonna be like this on trial fr😆: 0:41-0:59

[@freshante4903]

What episode is this (I don't remember this one.)?

[@niklasmartinsson3719]

I'ts season 7 episode 13 - The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge :D

[@pro1105]

“MacBeth”

[@PeterZeeke]

wow!

[@kylekelly8720]

Sir, this is a wendy's

[@xay6361]

"I!......III!"

[@shnglbot]

Dennis is redpill incarnate. Pathetic but hilarious.

[@zizoumonk10]

This is practically Shakespearean

[@soulassassin0g]

He is the supreme ruler over these minions, not Tim Murphy.

[@LxTxSURGE]

I am the golden god

[@jysearjones4819]

I guessing that he got bullied a lot in school 😐

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Jysear Jones he’s definitely in denial

[@JohnSmith-cs4sk]

He didn’t lol, he was popular then but doesn’t understand why he isn’t now

[@Rob_Cary]

Its cuz he peaked

[@aaronstark5060]

@@JohnSmith-cs4sk Everything seems to point more to the fact that Dennis merely perceived himself to be popular in high school when in reality he wasn’t.

[@missmata18]

@@aaronstark5060 This. Don’t they tell him that he always thought he was better than everyone else but hung out with Mac and Charlie under the bleachers lol.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Iiiii....iiiii

[@goombaboomba593]

golden god? more like enel hahahaha

[@thebigbop5866]

*hungry eyes*

[@flkfnd]

*I!*

[@osmondvaude-mielsh6714]

What did Tim ever do to Dennis?

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

0:41 Whenever a metal fan gets offended that someone doesn’t like their genre

[@robertprewitt776]

19 people said EWWW!

[@mac980]

Who would downvote this?

[@dnmstarsi]

Savages, idiots, peasants, the list goes on.

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

I Iiiiiiiii

[@ledfloyd9035]

I!!!!! I!!!

[@geeksworkshop]

Trump

[@Cinerary]

Very stable genius God

[@Cinerary]

Aye Aye captain!

[@thatcoffeefeel8]

He gives me the the feeling like he is socially unaware shah rukh khan. Their voices match