Win All 9 Volumes of Easy to Master Card Miracles by Michael Ammar

Win All 9 Volumes of Easy to Master Card Miracles by Michael Ammar
TEN AMMAR JOKES GENERATED BY AI:
1) Michael Ammar doesn't need to pick a card; the deck volunteers.
2) When Michael Ammar waves his hands, the laws of physics take a break.
3) Michael Ammar once made the Statue of Liberty disappear, just to give David Copperfield a challenge.
4) Michael Ammar doesn't use sleight of hand; the cards move themselves out of respect.
5) When Michael Ammar performs a trick, reality takes notes.
6) Michael Ammar can shuffle a deck so well that it stays in perfect order.
7) The Magic Castle was built just so Michael Ammar had a place to perform.
8) Michael Ammar once pulled a rabbit out of a hat, and it was holding a dove.
9) When Michael Ammar snaps his fingers, coins jump out of other magicians' ears.
10) Michael Ammar's misdirection is so good, he can distract you from your own thoughts.
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[@StoneColdMagic]

The winners have been announced! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWrSYpSKjJiGqMk

[@VancouverMagic]

Michael Ammar wore a TT once. After that, Blockbusters has never been seen again. (original)

[@StoneColdMagic]

So THAT's what happened!😳

[@lgmack]

Ammar doesn't second deal. He doesn't do anything second.

[@StoneColdMagic]

True dat. He does not!

[@ruffcutmagicreview]

Michael Ammar has been in magic for so long, his first deck of Cards were chisled out of stone.

[@StoneColdMagic]

. . . and he can still back palm the entire deck! :0]

[@bluetopia3040]

When Michael Ammar says "Is this your card?", the spectator says "yes" before they ever even see the card.

[@chaddavis1]

Michael Ammars Topit is where half the universe went when Thanos snapped his fingers. When Michael Ammar backpalms, he can spread his fingers.

[@JJP161]

The ancient Egyptians invented the Cups & Balls to honor Michael Ammar!

[@StoneColdMagic]

Killer. This gave me a big ol' smile. :0]

[@zipazip]

When Michael Ammar does the trick with the cannibal cards, they are actually eating the other cards!

[@reilly616]

Michael Ammar asks bodybuilders, "Do you even double lift, bro?"

[@StoneColdMagic]

Funny. This one paints a nice visual. :0]

[@davidfunvideos]

Michael Ammar doesn’t need a wand to perform magic; the wand needs Michael Ammar to feel magical.

[@StoneColdMagic]

Indeed. :0]

[@PeteFisher-x8q]

Micheal Ammar was in all the Star Wars movies. He was the force.

[@StoneColdMagic]

Nice! Me likeee. :0]

[@thecreepypastapoet3673]

Michael Ammar has such great chops it makes Chuck Norris jealous.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@thecreepypastapoet3673 - facts

[@gelbie10]

When Michael breathes, cards crimp out of fear. Original. Permission granted

[@StoneColdMagic]

It's true. I borrowed his deck. It's twice as thick.

[@dwcgreiner]

When Michael Ammar breaks wind he produces "wiffle dust".

[@StoneColdMagic]

THAT's where is come from!?

[@leocoelho12]

Michael ammar never does a pinky break, because he would break the deck's little finger

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@leocoelho12 it’s. True. I saw it happen once! 😳

[@CanadianFinanceSimplified]

Houdini didn't die - he just went into hiding after seeing Michael Ammar perform.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@CanadianFinanceSimplified - Nice!

[@erictrainor4345]

Ammar can actually see the invisible deck. David Copperfield is trying to change the title of the Dickens’ book to “Michael Ammar”. The “A” index on aces actually stands for “Ammar”. Ammar’s multiple outs are having the audience flip out, freak out, or pass out. Ammar successfully performed the Indian Rope Trick…without a boy or a rope. The author of The Expert at the Card Table used a pseudonym out of shame for writing the book before Ammar was born. Ammar once equivocated Maven into wearing a Hawaiian shirt. A Triumph isn’t an effect but rather named after the day Ammar picked up his first deck of cards. All original

[@StoneColdMagic]

FACTS!

[@avihoffman6984]

Michael Ammar doesn’t levitate - he causes the planet to descend beneath him

[@StoneColdMagic]

He feels the Earth move under his feet.

[@jimshort4677]

The ambitious card loses its ambition when Michael Ammar walks into the room. Original to me.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@jimshort4677 poor ambitious card. 😔

[@fire93950]

Michael ammar doesn’t need a magic wand. The magic wand needs him.

[@StoneColdMagic]

#Facts!

[@jugAsusOnun]

Conjoined twins are the result of Michael Ammar's first version of Anniversary Waltz. Andy from The Jerx actually loves Joshua Jay, he just picks on him because he is afraid to pick on Michael Ammar.

[@StoneColdMagic]

That's freakin' hilarious! I wasn't aware of the Jerx/Jay feud. Now I must dig into the drama. ;o]

[@StoneColdMagic]

Thank you all for the entries. The contest is officially over. The announcement of the winners will be later this week. Thanks again for all the awesome entries!

[@EvanForman]

When Michael Ammar uses a copper/silver coin, he forces the entire world to rotate around it. Original to me.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@EvanForman that’s why I get dizzy when he does coin tricks.

[@keithwolfe-festivalandstreet]

Michael Ammar Chop routine is so rigid not even chuck norris could follow it! Smilesotheylikeyou

[@StoneColdMagic]

I'm having a hard time following this one. I think maybe there's a typo or two? Can you look over it again just in case.

[@DavePlittman]

Michael ammar magic is so powerful that even chuck norris beard can’t hide from his tricks

[@StoneColdMagic]

That's pretty powerful. ;)

[@petdetect]

Michael Ammar never uses a Sun and Moon gimmick. He just uses the actual Sun and Moon.

[@StoneColdMagic]

Nice. Also, FACTS!

[@petdetect]

@@StoneColdMagic I once met a guy at the bar He said: "Hi, I am Michael Ammar. Let me show you a trick." And man, it was sick! He's truly the best, by far.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@petdetect Norris or Ammar Michael Ammar IS Norris Michael Ammar Wins Also: There once was a man named Ammar A magician, a Legend, a Star It isn't by luck That he is the Chuck Only he could give Norris a Scar

[@usparktalk]

Ammar lost his hair on his head because he was hiding too many coins on his head!

[@StoneColdMagic]

I KNEW IT!

[@Evyatar.Barzelay]

Michael Ammar doesn’t shuffle the deck, the deck shuffle itself (Original)

[@StoneColdMagic]

. . . out of fear.

[@justchico75]

When Michael Ammar performs Oil and Water he uses a new, sealed deck....in the spectator's hands...via Zoom.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@justchico75 YES!

[@YosefPlutchok]

Chuck Norris doesn't exist, he's Michael Ammar's longest running illusion.

[@StoneColdMagic]

Now that's what I'm talking 'bout!

[@jaybest1736]

Okay Jeffro, I came up with a few.... here we go.... Ammar can do the 21 car trick with 20 cards. Ammar once did the 'card on ceiling' outside. Ammar doesn't need a coin bender. Ammar really takes a bite out of the quarter. If you try to rob Ammar, your gun will be in his topit before you know what happened.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@jaybest1736 these are awesome. Also, no joke, he really did do card on ceiling in an outdoor field. He talks about it in a livestream with Murphy’s a few years ago.

[@jonahberg9280]

Chuck Norris can make Michael ammar magic tricks look like amateur hour just by raising an eyebrow

[@StoneColdMagic]

Nice, but not quite the spirit. The "punch line" should give Ammar the upper hand. :0]

[@jackweigle1327]

Nostrodamus and Merlin attended Michael Ammar's last lecture!

[@StoneColdMagic]

That explains a lot. ;)

[@JMENTERTAINMENTANDMAGIC]

Michael Ammar doesn't cut the deck. The deck cuts itself. This is an original.

[@StoneColdMagic]

. . . out of fear! ;0]

[@dgoldberg2008]

Michael Ammar. Cups of steel balls of fuzz.

[@StoneColdMagic]

Um . . .

[@XxRATTELDxX]

When Michael Ammar grabs a deck of cards…the coins breathe a sigh of relief 😉

[@StoneColdMagic]

FACTS!

[@lgmack]

Michael Ammar doesn't have a control key on his keyboard. Michael Ammar is always in control.

[@StoneColdMagic]

That he is. ;0]

[@fire93950]

Michael Ammar doesn’t palm cards, they cower under his hand

[@StoneColdMagic]

That they do!

[@leocoelho12]

It took Michael Ammar an entire year to master the muscle pass, the coin always got fatigued after a few tries

[@StoneColdMagic]

Nice!

[@fire93950]

When Michael ammar casts a shadow a baby is born.

[@StoneColdMagic]

Oh snap!

[@jonahberg9280]

Michael Ammar magic is like a ninja it sneaks up on chuck norris and makes him say wow

[@StoneColdMagic]

Before he goes to bed, Chuck Norris checks under the bed and his closet for Michael Ammar.

[@MrPictor]

Only the moon can cast a shadow larger than Michael Ammar.

[@StoneColdMagic]

That reminds me of one I've heard before. It was something like, "The last time Michael Ammar cast a shadow over a coin, he created a solar eclipse" or something along those lines. :0]

[@ariesalamon2745]

Michael Ammar doesn't do a double lift. The other 50 cards shrink away in fear. I can't imagine it's original, but can't say if and where it's from. Maybe I read it back in the original AmmarFacts days and its been sitting in my subconscious waiting for the right time to come out... And to clarify the contest rules, I'm assuming it's one entry per person, not one entry per one-liner? If the latter, boy, am I ready to start cranking these out. :P

[@StoneColdMagic]

At the moment, I'm planning on one per person.

[@mathmusicstructure]

If the card you picked doesn't match Michael Ammar's prediction, it's your fault.

[@StoneColdMagic]

True! Harsh, but true!

[@seanblakely4375]

They say behind Michael Ammar's classic palm..is another fist 👊 😎 that was a riff off family guy joke of Chuck norris "they say behind Chuck norris' beard, is another fist"

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@seanblakely4375 nice. I think there’s one behind his mustache too.

[@zitozito716]

Michal ammar culls a card above the deck

[@StoneColdMagic]

Preach!

[@michaelcarper1115]

Michael Ammar was once bitten by a cobra snake. After 3 long days of suffering, the snake died

[@StoneColdMagic]

That's a classic. Funny stuff. That's actually a Chuck Norris joke with the named swapped out. We're looking for magic related items, or things that are more specific to Michael Ammar and / or his "character."

[@petdetect]

Michael Ammar can do card to ceiling in an open field.

[@StoneColdMagic]

He actually did that. No joke. He talked about it in a Murphy's Magic Livestream: kzbin.infoI7WQSayHqw0

[@petdetect]

@@StoneColdMagic Haha! In the More Facts part. Cool. The first time I heard about that, but this proves he actually ís the Chuck Norris of Magic. Eventhough I heard that Chuck Norris is the Michael Ammar of Cinema.

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@petdetect Michael Ammar is the Michael Ammar of everything!

[@StoneColdMagic]

Give me your best Michael Ammar (Chuck Norris) style joke in the comments below. "Rules" are in the video. The contest will remain open for a couple of weeks. I'll post the exact date soon. Here are 10 created by an AI: 1) Michael Ammar doesn't need to pick a card; the deck volunteers. 2) When Michael Ammar waves his hands, the laws of physics take a break. 3) Michael Ammar once made the Statue of Liberty disappear, just to give David Copperfield a challenge. 4) Michael Ammar doesn't use sleight of hand; the cards move themselves out of respect. 5) When Michael Ammar performs a trick, reality takes notes. 6) Michael Ammar can shuffle a deck so well that it stays in perfect order. 7) The Magic Castle was built just so Michael Ammar had a place to perform. 8) Michael Ammar once pulled a rabbit out of a hat, and it was holding a dove. 9) When Michael Ammar snaps his fingers, coins jump out of other magicians' ears. 10) Michael Ammar's misdirection is so good, he can distract you from your own thoughts.

[@steliostrihakis9564]

Michael Ammar's first magic trick was cut and restore umbilical cord (original)

[@StoneColdMagic]

What a picture that paints. :0]

[@magicYitz]

Michael Ammars Topit is so perfect it can catch a Chuck Norris flying kick! (Original)

[@StoneColdMagic]

This made me laugh out loud. Beautiful.

[@magicYitz]

@@StoneColdMagic well, then it was worth it just for that! I'm glad I could brighten your day a little!

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@magicYitz Thank you. This whole thread has been amazing. :0]

[@gelbie10]

Michael Ammar can topit all 9 volumes of the ETMCM series

[@StoneColdMagic]

. . . at the same time.

[@Dkibble101]

Michael Ammar can pull a hat out of a rabbit Michael Ammar can perform a new trick without practicing first When Michael Ammar does a "story deck" trick, the audience actually enjoys it Michael Ammar can do an Elmsley count with one hand

[@StoneColdMagic]

Nice! I love the "story deck" one. :0]

[@Dkibble101]

​@@StoneColdMagic gotta add one more Michael Ammar once challenged Chuck Norris to a fistfight. Loser had to grow out his hair

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@Dkibble101 - Killer! I love this!

[@petdetect]

Michael Ammar mispronounced his own name so many times that now his name is considered to be a flaw.

[@StoneColdMagic]

Nice, but not quite the spirit. It's kind of on the border. The "punch line" should give Ammar the upper hand or show him in a positive light. :0]

[@petdetect]

@@StoneColdMagic Yeah, got that part. His name becoming a real word ('a mar') was what I was aiming for... They can't all be winners 😉

[@StoneColdMagic]

@@petdetect - ah, so it was a little more clever than I realized, except I dun told ya it's pronounced "AM - ARE" :0]

[@StoneColdMagic]

This contest just got even better. Watch this quick update to the contest: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4bSi2inlqlqia8 To enter, Give me your best Michael Ammar (Chuck Norris) style joke in the comments below. "Rules" are in the video. Contest Ends on August 15, 2024 at 11:59 pm current Utah time.

[@tyronejoihnson7046]

Volumes1-3 are gold. 4-6 are just ok. 7-9 should be burned.

[@StoneColdMagic]

It's all opinion. I love 7-9. There's a ton of excellent material on those.