Deon Cole - Listening Will Get You Any Woman

#DeonCole, actor with a recurring role on the ABC sit-com "Black-ish", comedian and writer known for his work on "Conan" on TBS, delivers at the 2013 #JustforLaughs Festival in Montreal.
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[@eerereps]

Lol! him openly taking notes was hilarious!

[@EricLeafericson]

If he were an open micer in Portland, everyone would complain about him and say he's not funny and is "unprofessional." Open micer comics suck man. I can't wait until I write enough jokes to do road shit. Need a year or more to get another 10 really good minutes.

[@Ayeitschrisbaby]

EricLeafericson tf

[@EricLeafericson]

@@Ayeitschrisbaby Kinda high overshare, sry

[@FFRpie4thewin]

@@EricLeafericson imagine thinking that's not part of the bit

[@MsDivinelight]

Always is

[@naztetv8862]

The bit with the notepad is genius. It's like a cheat code for a laugh. Even if a joke bombs hard, scratching it off of the notepad immediately gets a laugh and digs you out of that hole. That is a damn clever trick to use on stage.

[@kaptainzdragon5478]

But now no one can use it because someone accuse them of stealing material from Deon Cole.

[@superrookie-1]

@@kaptainzdragon5478 if you're doing a local show the you can use it

[@therebellion96]

The jokes really were good. The crowd just wasn't on the same page - no pun intended.

[@ramonpeters9608]

He's easily one of the most underrated comedians

[@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx]

If i have time to enjoy comedy i watch Dave Chappelle best comedian who ever walked this earth.

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

Not really. He as well as Wanda Sykes wright comedy for people

[@klynch572]

Don't know if he's underrated. He's on 2 tv shows (at the same time), plus he had a hilarious Netflix special

[@jovancole8014]

DBZ is Real the 🎥 not cartoons.

[@honesto8457]

Easy Name why does it matter? He is funny

[@deaconnavarro160]

The best part is him blatantly starting the next joke without being subtle 😂

[@warriorandchildofgod2425]

Ikr lol

[@bnpzarie9511]

"i don't know no ninjas" lawl

[@stefdelev]

Half of the audience didn't get it lol

[@TheyCallMe_TC]

😂😂😂😂

[@TurnpikeTib]

BNP Zarie I almost pissed myself with that joke.

[@cello_thomaz1557]

4💀💀💀💀⚰⚰⚰⚰

[@adamjupiter1]

Funniest part

[@Newbornvintage18]

This crowd wack, "Where we goin..to heaven" hilarious

[@EMMoney8806]

The ninja joke went over their heads until he had to expound on it! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@marvelousmarvelous2529]

😂 😂...

[@p0rnany0ne]

Thought he was going to cross that one out on his notepad

[@nadotime4810]

the lady in blue at 2:35 definitely didn't get that joke. For better or for worse tbh 😂😂😂

[@bigislander72]

He could have just stick with the punchline...that had me laughing so hard!

[@anikaparker1077]

😂 My first thought, "They don't get it."

[@gulianatanner2352]

“I don’t know no ninjas!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@LonghornsLegend]

I've always loved how he takes notes during his sets😂😂 I never saw anyone do that before him it's so original and hilarious and I always wait for him to do it during his sets

[@disneydreamer8147]

That audience was dry! I would have been cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣

[@la-ly3eo]

Rita So Sweet there are diff types of laughter

[@abdinho119z]

@@la-ly3eo true but this audience was as dry as an itchy scalp

[@LordZevv]

I swear. I'm in my house ROLLING ya heard me

[@SmoothGoddess213]

@@abdinho119z I'm weak😂😂😂. But this is a fact.

[@nhdarling2]

It’s cause y’all black

[@oddly.alright529]

That cleaning your ears with a q-tip thing is so true....i was literally cleaning my ears at 2am when he said that and was like, "dude, I know!!!"

[@jennyschatocastle6123]

I think I'm at a point where my ears bleed because I clean them every morning just to get that sensation.😭🥰

[@alejandrobles]

He looks like the baby of Denzel Washington and Terry Crews

[@chaosapiant]

I see a bit of an older, buffer, smoother Donald Glover.

[@flickanrimsky]

10x hotter than any of them

[@ismailmarican8297]

@@flickanrimsky even Denzel? I understood the rest but Denzel is like every women dream man..

[@SilkyLew]

So he look like another black guy?

[@jun_kage]

I literally just clicked because he is hot

[@harrislam]

The moment he actually had to explain the ninja joke I died a little inside.

[@zebrakiss100]

The stand up was funny as shit..he just did it in front of the wrong audience

[@la-ly3eo]

Nah y’all It’s diff types of laughter I’ve been to shows and there’s knee slapping comedy and there’s stomach it like a 8 pack comedy

[@alyxskyler]

They were laughing??

[@Ptobam]

Ong i was in here crying😂😂😂

[@Mike-ii1vz]

Right they was slow to catch on lol

[@bewimotos]

this place seem to have the worst audience, bill burr also did a show here, and crowd was super lame

[@KerayZ]

What he said is true about listening, women like a guy who actually listens

[@tmac9938]

or at least a man who "seems" like he's listening

[@peytonbell5637]

tmac9938 no, she right, they like a man that listens but the ASSHOLE is getting ghe pussy.

[@tmston2]

Peyton Bell listen & respond to what they sayin tho

[@Fallenmichael81]

I hear you.

[@endofanera1983]

Peyton Bell you’re right. Women these days have a man on standby to fulfill different needs. One listens, one fucks, one gives them money, one feeds them etc.

[@blackanonymous7215]

Am I the only one who has developed a crush on Deon Cole?

[@arnelevans25]

Black Anonymous Sweetheart, you're not the only one

[@aleebea]

Always had a low key crush on him.

[@n.b.0212]

Black Anonymous No! He's sexy asf!!

[@scorpion777silvermoon3]

He is soooo sexy..

[@trentrubenacker9718]

Nope.

[@art_santora]

He's my favorite right now. His punchlines have a slow burn impact that's really gratifying.

[@ixon4330]

Deon is one of the best comidians in the world !

[@matlola1000]

Woah settle down there

[@j_citikitty]

Then why'd he have 2 steal that thug picture joke

[@marcusmorris450]

He from Chicago what do you expect everybody from Chicago either comedians or killers shit I should know cuz I'm both lol

[@christophercrayton7511]

The bat joke had me dying... Click LMAO 😭

[@ThatHoodlum19]

The whole taking notes and trying jokes he’ wrote’ down, is next level funny. He pulls it off so well lol it adds to the end of a joke too. Bonus laughs!

[@Ghostcamel]

Not yet...? O.K.

[@nirvarene25us]

Ghostcamel lol

[@marshallshebillah3026]

Ghostcamel 😆😂😂

[@BTokinn]

Deon has always been funny

[@simplesitysista]

Since def jam with the same note pad. Happy he made it on his own terms

[@alecgross12]

I like how his example of listening to a woman is just standing there yelling advice at her, lol

[@JerseyGirlForLife609]

You don't have a clue do you????

[@sweetiepie4328]

That's how my man is

[@sinazotame2411]

I would so love that 😩

[@albertardiscohn4900]

Dion's great I love his character on blackish so original

He's hilarious on there

[@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon]

Deon* the spelling is literally in the title

[@potmeetkettle]

@Malcolm.X.Machina He must got that iPhone too 😂

[@somedudesmom9540]

so accurate about the ear cleaning

[@giareneeble]

Has he always been this fine??? Omg Deon Cole could get it literally anytime.

[@MisssKayy]

He lost a lot of weight!

[@CloudWind0643]

He was once a fat man.

[@mominor6913]

With that pretty ass smile

[@mariecampbell3373]

Ikr👀

[@Moneyluv-e1z]

I can tell some people didn't get the bat joke😂😂😂

[@moneyspider1]

+Princess Lovely: That joke cracked me up, especially when he got to the "Click" part. "How you gon hang up on a text message?" LOL

[@MrBrizzle1]

Care to explain ? Cause I didn't get it.. 😅

[@MrBrizzle1]

Oh wait, got it, but funny tho..

[@قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز]

@@MrBrizzle1 Click!

[@MsDivinelight]

Omg i just got it

[@csldc]

The note-taking schtick was genius. Way too funny.

[@cartersmom0629]

Checking off the jokes is genius because he can easily segway into the next joke with no problem.

[@yutoob6181]

That q-tip thing is FAXX

[@nkulingqola6192]

I love his voice

[@josave8563]

That hang-up joke is platinum!! 🤣

[@lanamac1150]

He just hung up on a txt msg.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sj2twentythree]

Can we talk about how Deon Cole keeps getting finer as he gets older? When he was younger he looked like Sid from Ice age now my mans Thicc Slim.

[@Robopercy]

He started working out lol.. This looks about halfway through his transformation to me tbh, he’s definitely lost weight from when he first did the notepad bit

[@RobertoCruz61588]

Dude is funnier then most comedians don’t sleep on Deon Cole

[@QuincyCarr]

I'm a 20 yr vet in this comedy biz with some national TV success / exposure, but Deon always inspires me to write better!

[@Reesetopher]

Uhhh quick biography flex ?

[@bjpalm1994]

“Not yet? Ok.”🤣🤣

[@viclr33]

Watched this set so many times but I still Keep laughing. Ahh soul food

[@pacoloco4509]

Lmaoooooo "where's my ninjas!!" 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sreeharylaiju]

this guy is awesome... wheres ma ninjas 😂😂

[@Mellowcanuck33]

"Ninja please!" - Black Dynamite.

[@ARMYsince2015]

He's got me crying tears at 2 am. He's good

[@duncanraphael5785]

Wow.Coincidence..I'm watching this at 1:58am

[@michael5654]

My favorite joke by him is the junk food thing. "Stop eating that shit. You already know how it tastes. It's delicious."

[@Regimeshifts]

Where my ninjas at?

[@lawrencedavid8159]

X gon give it to ya

[@HamburgerMolester]

Been waiting for someone to point out how good Q-tips feel. Thought I was the only one.

[@OizysA]

First time seeing him n hes honestly so great😂 so underrated. His delivery is great

[@Newbornvintage18]

Dawwwwg the bat joke is HILARIOUS

[@ShadyProductionsMC]

3:34 this ladies reaction has to be the best part tbh. im crying

[@shnitacamps4870]

It’s like the older he gets the better he looks 😍

[@Darksun30]

I LOVE the old Deon, taking notes for on the job training. 😂😂

[@marcustumblinii9438]

The bat joke had me dying

[@ayandamafuyeka1952]

Mind explaining it to me because I don't understand it.

[@mexicanjesus8482]

@@ayandamafuyeka1952 What has a small d and hangs upside down? A bat. What has a big d and hangs up? The original caller hangs up. You got it?

[@munashe89]

the joke went over a lot of peoples heads its hilarious 😂

[@fishgrz125]

“I looked like a Newborn calf”!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kinobambino]

That note taking was genius.

[@victor_okpala]

I love. His smile...❤️🌄

[@thatlelelikeilovethis4489]

He was the only and first black writer on the conan show

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

"I dont know no ninjas" bruh

[@OMalacarn]

great, clever mind. Good comedian, perfect writer

[@lucyleary4356]

Been binging Grown-ish . That character he plays is so crazy! Great show

[@passion4posh]

i love his stand up.

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

He is the black chappelle

[@cguytheguy6739]

The hanging up joke is hilarious

[@minkrobeII]

that q-tip joke was epic

[@isaiahritchie2157]

anybody else here because he was the funniest in Barbershop 3?

[@martixboywill]

Lmao hell yes

[@jonnyhuavohoy1410]

+Raishaun Lamar "translated" I am from Chicago and know him. I see him all the time. (no charge)

[@isaiahritchie2157]

+Raishaun Lamar translation yall some hatin ass niggas

[@jonnyhuavohoy1410]

I dont hate people just speak and write properly and using niggas in a sentence makes you very ignorant. Your only holding yourself down man. (no charge)

[@isaiahritchie2157]

+Jonnyhuavo Hoy respect I was mainly talkin to that other dude

[@nduncan79]

Just listen. He so right. This whole thing is hilarious.

[@jashanestone]

Classic Deon Cole.. 😂😂😂

[@chrismoreno2394]

I always click on Deon Cole videos.

[@princessfly11]

Wow, he's kind of...attractive when he's not playing a lunatic (Blackish) lol.

[@austonelopez111]

Naila

[@user-xg6ku5wh2j]

Hahaha

[@minimonkeymasher8888]

Blackish? What is that supposed to mean?

[@iDreamOfJeanii]

Mini Monkey Masher it’s the name of the show he’s on lol.

[@vernonpaigejr.1517]

@@minimonkeymasher8888 TV Show

[@richardrequena1675]

Anyone else here that remembers him from his Conan days?

[@lesliel2333]

😂😂😂 "I don't know no Ninjas..." Lol

[@stephonblackman9411]

Every time I see him I think of Denzel he would be a great casting as Denzel in a biopic

[@reneebrady8389]

LOVE this guy! Just found him and have been binge watching all of his clips like a creepy ex or something but MAN he's funny!!

[@kylekimber]

Damn. I feel bad. He bombed hard. You can tell at the end by looking at the audience that literally no one is laughing. The editor has "sweetened" the audio by piping in some laugh tracks. It's crazy because his closing bit about the phone has absolutely crushed other audiences. It really goes to show how difficult standup is.

[@preciousbrown7962]

Deon Cole is hilarious

[@mt4ds]

Oh come on that ninjas line was classic 😁😁

[@cynthiacopland8634]

Deon Cole is 🔥🔥🔥. Beautiful King 👑 👑 👑

[@TheSkm201]

This man is gorgeous!!!

[@russellcyr4867]

Discovered him by accident a couple of days ago and got tix to see him in a couple of weeks

[@conflicc5505]

It's funny i remeber deon cole waaay back on comic view with the note pad talking all slow...

[@electricturtle3326]

3:05 I had just gotten out of the shower and was cleaning my ears...

[@SanzStLouis]

I didn’t know he still does the note pad act. He use to do this over 20 years ago on comic view

[@joeylee6094]

He still doin shows? He's quite good! haha

[@coolhundred21]

Anybody else here because of the netflix show?

[@ixon4330]

UmlzaGliYWxlbg0K no I'm because they promess me some cookies... ? but I can't see them... it's ok I'll wait...

[@zuul902]

nope. Here because I saw a clip of him somewhere else and I decided to look him up

[@KitsuneGod28]

@@zuul902 same here

[@ahmahlamedu1899]

Clean my ears everyday, Lol. Best Feeling

[@eduardoyepez7358]

“I don’t know no ninjas” 😂 😂

[@fathergascoigne4609]

"Not yet? ok" lmao

[@rickthewriter7083]

Been watching his stand ups for a while now 😁

[@TheSpanishzombie]

Man he fucking funny

[@claraht.6999]

I'll take a dozen of him,please. Very funny.

[@sharitastinson109]

He's been funny since I was a kid!!

[@thevalenciagaa]

He’s extremely affective lol. It’s that grown fine lol.

[@strauqq1]

I remember this. I was laughing so hard.

[@PatriciaPiazzarollo]

I love him ! ❤️🥰😂😂

[@thephoenix2176]

Per the title, some of us do not know when to pause...either a journal or a temp dude who want to listen just clearing cobwebs 🤩

[@EchoRhythmMusic]

I think he actually uses the jokes they like and discard the ones he don’t because I heard these before lol

[@PHE-nomenon]

The whole entirety of it is his 'set'. You've seen this set more than once is all.

[@brandonnewby178]

Oh man. Right down to the expressive reaction, that q-tip bit got me right in the "hat's real"s. 😀😀😀😀

[@JoelHernandez-yl6yw]

“Mabel” lmao

[@ocsmichaelanthony]

Look at the lady in blue around 2:34😂😂😂😂 she was like "um......"

[@Megatron_Prime_1]

I had to pause this video and laugh first😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣2:10

[@Leslie.m12]

That thing he does with the note pad is actually hilarious n original

[@troymoitt5248]

Deon Cole is a beast