Depraved game. I'm disgusted. Sons of The Forest.

[@GeneralSam]

some of the frick bombs had to be removed so that video is still eligible to be watched during sunday school so make sure to get your pastor to play this next sunday for the whole class okay pinky promise

[@1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer]

2/10 not a hiking video

[@mr.platnium6154]

KZbin really got Sam by the balls and not in the bdsm way he likes what troubled times were in

[@matthewc4503]

it made my day to click on this video and watch an advertisement (successful monetization)

[@isndjdnshrjdiskssidneb6128]

It really sucks that yt is doing so much censorship in a country with fucking free speech , but I still love watching your vids Sam

[@burnedvioletss]

my pastor liked this video so much he took my to the closet and groped me (the catholic way of showing appreciation)

[@snottytoe6957]

I like the idea that a seasoned bodyguard of some sorts got into a helicopter crash and it only took like 4 days for him to start burning babies and wearing peoples skin

[@lsswappedcessna]

private militaries in a nutshell

[@eggcelentrat4005]

Must've been ex ranger

[@khalilb9864]

Average pmc

[@selectionn]

sounds the average elite's sunday

[@cooldud7071]

They get paid to do that normally, the fact that it took 4 days proves we are one of the worst PMCs in this expedition

[@mikhailghazi4415]

Finally, a camping trip where Bryan won't die after 2 minutes of breathing in the vicinity of a tree

[@DeadSpacedOut]

Okay, that's one of the best comments i've ever seen lol

[@VapidFart]

The moron bought like 2 dollar gear then got mad it broke in a second, thats on him lmao

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@VapidFart true

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

Ikr but there is still aqua, im sure he only played because they told him he could murder women

[@TheEvilPorkchop03]

ah ha ha

[@marcuss7835]

“I don’t wanna be a product of the environment, I want the environment to be a product of me.” That’s some badass villain lines.

[@PartyGoy]

Or just any successful dude that wants to impose his will on the world

[@analraider69]

It's a jack Nicholson quote

[@colinwhalen2632]

Those are villain lines from the departed

[@GreedlingRush]

Aspirational philosophies that come out of Sam.

[@justinandrew7310]

​@@colinwhalen2632 iirc Scorsese or someone involved with the character said Frank Costello metaphorically is meant to be the embodiment of Satan, man was the penultimate villain, second to Sam.

[@VisibleToeHead]

The irony of Sam's friends being Aqua and Lettuce. Two things he won't touch in real life.

[@gottes1stsenpai30]

should be the top comment

[@dinkledord7026]

thanks I lold

[@jackmeyers7805]

Underrated

[@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961]

😡

[@CKGaming420]

I can’t articulate this properly but I’ll try my best. You are a new kind of KZbinr to me. Maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but you’re the first I’ve seen to actually grab a mic, a chair, and host the video. It’s such a fresh experience and your jokes land so very much enjoyable to me because of the cutaways. I really like what you do. Thank you.

[@GeneralSam]

thank you friend for the kind words

[@tylerwatson7525]

@@GeneralSam For as much of an asshole as you are you are amazing to your fans. You responded to one of my comments a couple years back and honestly made my week I hope you know how much it means to us. Keep up the good work!

[@ScottyDnB]

Agreed, i had heard the name 'general Sam' mentioned in a few other vids and just assumed if was a typical overhyping screamy youtuber but had a vid suggested to me in the algorithm and was so impressed. Its great to have a massive back catalogue of content to go through. Hes now in my top 5 people im subscribed to.

[@SirGarthur]

@@ScottyDnB jelly, I've been subbed for 9 years so I've seen it all

[@Captiiva]

@@GeneralSam Yeah Sam, such a role model that you could not even be bothered to use proper punctuation in your thank you response... smh. Where is the capital letter and the period!!?. Such disrespect. You can do better CK.

[@chodad1381]

aqua went from “i like being nice” to wanting to kill homeless people after they cut up his heart, i don’t think this is a coincidence

[@Fakheet]

lmao I thought the same, "wow this guy went from nice pushover to full psycho after his heart got removed"

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

Maybe the heart surgery reminded him of the fragility of his own mortality, and he wants to expose such fragility to the dregs of society.

[@kieronwithano]

Aqua has always had that fire in him, Sam warned us years ago

[@FoxLunar]

It's a false flag operation

[@dingas5632]

This is what being friends with Sam for a long time does to you

[@jamesgames2013]

This is the closest well get to seeing aqua on a camping trip

[@dilfonicz]

@Oprator choke

[@darkjanggo]

@Oprator i think not

[@Mazzdabator]

This is how Sam vents his anger and doesn’t beat his children

[@asketillus8679]

It’s ok. I’ll beat them for him.

[@PartyGoy]

You can always do both

[@RussianBot69420]

So brave

[@Pompadour_Pug]

Beating other people's children is the only moral way as an upstanding father figure

[@bierrollerful]

Wow. He's such an inspiring role model. Even after all the difficult things he had to endure, he's still able to admit mistakes and fully acknowledges that that fifth baby may have been one too many.

[@TheONLYFeli0]

yeah yknow after the fourth baby i murdered and put into the bonfire id say i was still pretty sane but once i murdered the fifth one i think it was just a bit too much

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@TheONLYFeli0 .. #ThatsTheJoke ..

[@heathermilksworth1761]

When I got to my 5th baby, i only had the desire for more. Now there are no babies.

[@TheONLYFeli0]

@@DatsWhatHeSaid I KNOW THATS THE JOKE I WAS TELLING ONE OF MY OWN YOU NIMWIT.

[@sebastianfarrar4183]

Was very surprised to see Sam get a cameo in the game stumbled into him in a cave

[@demoney5897]

@Oprator ?

[@dabnotic]

When I saw the fat monster blocking the whole in the wall I was blown away that there was a general sam Easter egg in the game.

[@dr.jackkenway3802]

@@demoney5897 bots randomly recommending videos of garbage youtubers paying them to do this

[@ratwhocankickflip]

@Oprator maybe if you spam this 40 more times it'll be funny. keep going!

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@ratwhocankickflip Yeah, you tell the bot! He'll totally read your reply! AI and stuff!!1.. 🤦‍♂

[@LifeLongBruhGamer]

i'm deadass when i say this but seeing the shots like this and thinking about how much the production value has gone up on sam's videos it would be nice to see what he could do for a movie if he became a director

[@GeneralSam]

i would embezzle the production money and run away with it

[@Channel9iNE]

@@GeneralSam King of the jews 🔥✍

[@dakotak8169]

He could make some real arthouse adult films for sure

[@uglymechanics6599]

​@@GeneralSam I think the world is lucky you went into youtube and not federal politics

[@kubglo7502]

@@Channel9iNE lol stay jealous and mad your entire life. Those “jews” dont give af ab you, meanwhile they live rent free in your brain

[@luiso1149]

i love how sam's acting is actually decent lmao

[@inflateable7387]

I got chills

[@matts3425]

that's how you know they paid him well to fuel the hype train for this dogshit game. the game may be trash for content, but sam isn't.

[@luiso1149]

@@matts3425 oof, is the game actually as bad as people say? I haven't played it

[@vysukie9050]

@@luiso1149 game is actually really fun, it IS IN EARLY ACCESS, so the story part of the game is severely underdeveloped, they opened it for testing, and the game is really fun, especially with friends. The survival part is missing some things but I expect that to get patched soon, but it is rather well made.

[@mikemandalorian9226]

​@@matts3425 bruh its early access, what did you expect? If within a year they wont make any major updates then its a good reason to be mad, not now...

[@steVlthyboi]

“That’s where peace is, when there’s no one left to murder.” - General Sam 2023

[@rat_king68]

Sam: “Sorry, had to cut out some of the cursing for monetization’s sake.” *proceeds to hunt down an unarmed man with a crossbow and mount his head on a pike*

[@bbbbbbb51]

Isn't KZbin great?

[@ajkos]

society in a nutshell

[@superultramoon]

I'm really happy someone finally talked about Mr Fart's Sniff World.

[@uncledoctor6920]

He's been getting away with it for too long, someone had to speak up

[@oscarlove4394]

@@uncledoctor6920 its amazing right, we can all learn something from him.

[@DONKINDONUTS]

The baby putt at the end was really the perfect cherry on top of this video 😂

[@KotzwurstPro]

I have to say, this is top tier production. The narration, the rotten-amazing humor, everything so well put together. Amazing job.

[@Lautismo]

I like to imagine that the little interview segments are just an uncle oversharing his war experiences to his newphew at his birthday party

[@acculydolan605]

I love when Sam can live out his psychopathic tendencies.

[@chargertalk9023]

Deployed in Poland right now sitting in a tent freezing my ass off binge watching old general Sam videos. This is just what I needed 🐐

[@burnedvioletss]

is the rumor true? did yachty really take the wok to poland?

[@chargertalk9023]

@@burnedvioletss no I don’t think I’ve seen anything except Caucasian people here

[@notaboutit3565]

@@chargertalk9023 hey man, at least that deployment is paying for your Charger that you can’t drive while in Poland lmao

[@Albus_Rex]

Can you send an attractive Ukrainian refugee woman my way?

[@BigThickMarty]

Hope you get domed for some evil jew to gain more money

[@Ratmilker]

Last time I saw Aqua he was doing some sort of big mac and chicken nugget food reviews so it makes sense his heart gave out tbh

[@kieranmilner4208]

It’s because Sam poisoned it for his dread hunger video

[@rolandohernandez9868]

The funny thing is that Sons of the Forest is actually based off of Sam's last camping trip. The gameplay is just a reenactment of what he did in real life.

[@lemonberries]

Now that the doctors have fixed Aqua's heart, there will be nothing holding him back from world domination

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Just lure him into a trap by putting a large amount of homeless people together

[@uncledoctor6920]

From being consumed by Sam you mean

[@selectionn]

nothing holding him back from inflicting maximum damage against the homeless community, you mean. Nobody wants to talk about the fact that aqua burned down an entire homeless camp under a bridge in LA.

[@Buns007]

“I love aqua and lettuce…. I do…. But I gotta eat” 😂😂

[@nihilus___]

Someone needs to edit the clips of sam sitting in the chair into a 90s serial killer interview.

[@kilotangozulu]

"Don't let the facts skew your judgement" my pastor loved this quote Sam, thank you. God bless 🙏

[@uu7863]

I like how this game looks like it progresses from you being trapped on the island with cannibals to cannibals being trapped on the island with you.

[@joshuafrederiksen]

This one makes my top 10 sam vids for sure. I never thought dead baby jokes would resurface in my life, but here we are.

[@Illkilla1984]

4 babies in the fire is fine, but 5 is where Sam feels he crossed the line 😂

[@rhett5058]

Because the tax benefits stop increasing at the 5th kid.

[@TheSportcamaro87]

"All that game has, and less" Truer words were never spoken

[@Wermfare]

From how they treated Kelvin, I can tell what Sam did with the other special ed kids in school

[@harismeld9411]

Loving the 'sam confessing to his many heinous crimes' format

[@forkthetoaster4599]

12:17 this game is truely incredible 😂

[@brennanjohnson8342]

It’s always a good day when Sam post something he could put out garbage and I still watch and laugh

[@Merlinthehappypig]

My father installed this game thinking he was going to have a good Christian time. When i returned to him he was having a violent seizure, brought on by the unholy naughtiness of this horrid game. We put him in the God closet to cool off. When he comes out, we will take care of him. Thank you for spreading the word about the depravity of this video game, Sam. Doing the lord's work.

[@matthiasthulman4058]

I really like this "survivors interview" type of thing you did here. That was fun

[@camjakeeg]

I'm glad Aqua is finally being a man and admitting he loves inflicting pain on the homeless

[@A10CAP]

A true masterpiece, the documentary interview aspect was *chefs kiss*

[@seanhill4027]

The new inserts in this go so hard. Acting is actually really good. The soda can to the forehead with “they’re the bad guys… gotta keep telling yourself that” A1

[@mshark8246]

i love sam playing the hardened survivor it suits him naturally

[@AnAlmondMilked]

Omfg playing baby golf at 18:59 killed me. You just surpassed the baby bonfire side of the scale

[@anicepop]

I love how Aqua has adopted a new personality when he plays with you

[@AidenJamaski]

After experiencing open heart surgery myself, I can confirm Aqua was one chuckle away from certain death.

[@thecabob3469]

Sam has such a philosophical and articulate way of describing this world he lives in

[@camjenkins]

"That's where peace is. When there's no one left to murder." Is a cold ass line

[@Lemonmagg]

this video has an old and nostalgic feel to it. the old jippy music and aqua appearance brings me back

[@kieranmilner4208]

I know it was so sad hearing about aquas tragic accident I didn’t even know a human body could be that mangled

[@qownson4410]

I love the subtle social commentary in the insanity/reflection of the events unfolding in the video.

[@KoloXD]

Did not expect the Air Combat ending outro, but was very pleasantly surprised.

[@Animefanboy4life]

Damn hearing it gave me that Ratatouille Feel when he went back to his childhood. I was like that sounds so familiar then I remembered

[@jakobhoward2287]

I'm glad Sam got to share his trip to North Sentinel Island, especially his "run in" with the locals.

[@BootNdoof]

i love how aqua has just accepted his anti homless bloodlust

[@worldof00t]

"They're the bad guys.. you gotta keep telling that to yourself" was too real hahahaha

[@mustafaabdelwahab1478]

lmao the last frame of Sam playing golf with a dead baby holy shit that's brutal

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

Sam, I love how the thumbnail sincs up with the youtube autoplay, great stuff, love ya

[@wyattswag3718]

Absolute fucking banger, let the baby bonfire burn ever brighter for this one. 🔥 🔥🔥

[@ItsBJ]

"I don't wanna be a product of my environment, man. I want my environment to be a product of me." Actually gave me fucking chills.

[@Slivyr]

I've missed hearing Aqua in General Sam's videos. It's a comfy vibe

[@KarterIsNotOnAcid]

genuinely surprised with how much I enjoyed the segments with Sam sitting in the darkness essentially be interviewed but by his sub-conscious or something.

[@dega666]

the psychopath act is a bit too good.

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

... ...Act?

[@Dang3rMouSe]

Lol, loved it. Now we need a return to the adventures of Chairdolf Sitler with 5 min musical slow mo action intros

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

This might be the most sane I've seen Sam acting around babies

[@xXDaReasonXx]

this one made my woman say "oh my god", in shock, while i simultaneously wheezed in laughter. Great video, 10\10.

[@Bildruck]

Genuinely really happy seeing Aqua in a video again

[@21crim]

I don't know why I stopped watching Sam as much as I used to but damn this video has me coming back. Funny as hell lol

[@Deadass_Darren]

After this video I heard Aqua was talking about Eugenics and ethnic cleansing again, its a shame to learn hes relapsed again

[@Dix_B_Floppy]

I love how Sams videos just casually started to look like his therapy sessions, cute.

[@nawan6266]

Thank you Sam, this will be remembered as the heart of darkness for zoomers

[@sasqautchtheog]

Sam using the body to jump over the wall made me laugh so hard, best use for that guy lmao

[@gabeybabey142]

Glad Aqua is finally coming to terms with his deep love for killing the homeless. ❤

[@gallonofpcp]

Sams speech about True Peace is literally just Attack on Titan

[@robbinkarlsson]

Every time I rewatch this clip I always make a ”hold-up” when Sam goes: ”I love Aqua and Lettuce…I do….but I also gotta eat!”

[@datboi5276]

Finally a game where I can practice Liver King's 9 Ancestral Tenets!

[@_Ike]

"you reach out and touch me with a finger, you will withdraw a stump" LMFAO

[@CowtongueHarry]

I'm kind of surprised Chris Evans didn't make an appearance in this vid. Even if only to quote his box office smash-hit line from Train Movie. Sam's partnership with the cinephiles over at The Forehead Cinema Fables Review Podcast led me to expect "Babies taste best" to be the cannibal holocosté team mission statement. You've exceeded my expectations once again dad.

[@EMP3RR0RR]

i like how sam takes a dark game and somehow makes it 10x darker

[@n0ttsweet_]

I'm happy to see Sam finally validated in Aquas decent into pure evil.

[@mtee6529]

Aqua’s bloodlust for hunting and killing the homeless really exposes itself here

[@cddino]

I like how talking about burning babies alive, skinning them, then making armor from their skin is ok. That wacky F word though? No no no.

[@easton7978]

Glad to see Sam and Aqua squashed the beef and are back to being friends again

[@squidfestMods]

The genuine shell-shocked detachment and suppressed horror in Sam's voice really sells this.

[@thefattesthagrid]

That's my top self defense technique when a group appears. Glitching a shitload of logs out and throw them around lol

[@JordanL1877]

Sam watches one episode of the Shawn Ryan show and develops an entire PTSD, cannibal, baby bonfire backstory about his time on the island. Masterfully done, Sir

[@null8fuffzn199]

Love the whole "Troubled-Retired-Detective-Suffering-From-Past-Mistakes" bit.

[@DIRECTCURRENT336]

"that's where peace is, when there's no one left to murder." lmfao

[@prichard6836]

As soon as aqua heard that there were no rules in fart sniff world, he immediately started devouring grilled babies. Curious.

[@D.H.1082]

This is exactly how everyone feels when playing The Forest. There is no such thing as a civilized person there. It is savage vs savage.

[@Neatherback]

I promised my mates I wouldn't eat any cannibal meat. I swore on it. Took me 3 days to cave.

[@Andrew-xq7ni]

Another classic win for America land, taken. Local population "relocated" Citizens, armed Landscape, harvested Walmart , in construction

[@NemoShame]

if you pull the building pamphlet out in your right hand, you can slide down mountains with no fall damage

[@burnedvioletss]

absolutely disgusting that someone would do this. Of course known sociopath AquaFPS would be responsible. I am sickened, repulsed even

[@quinn5933]

This is one of your best videos in a long time, great stuff

[@FlameReaper]

When you eat one cannibal the amount of cannibals in the world remains the same That's why you make sure to eat more then one

[@LeonTalksALot]

My god hes lost it.... Hes drinking doctor pepper

[@jakobchaffin9093]

I love the Ed Kemper vibe he puts off 😂

[@tomsuitt8831]

"That's where peace is...when there's no one left to murder." Put that on a t-shirt.

[@kielbasathief9576]

love the cutaway interview, its like an old war vet talking about the war crimes he did in vietnam

[@BruceWaynge]

"This game has everything the forest has, and less" 😭😭

[@blacjack]

Never noticed Kelvin's name until a few days in, by then we had already named him "Downs" for short. Later, in a cave, we found one of his brothers dead, but we still gave him a name, "Special Ed"

[@deadfichboat]

It seems that the number one survival tactic when stranded togheter with Sam, is to immediatly turn around and kill him.

[@notaboutit3565]

The fact that “fucking” has to be censored but “baby bonfire” is perfectly acceptable really speaks volumes about the efficacy of allowing corporations to dictate moral guidelines regarding advertising. It’s so ridiculous that strong language must be censored or your ability to reach people is subtly and underhandedly kneecapped because it interferes with what fucking Target or Walmart is comfortable running advertisements on.