Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood but Multiplayer

[@GeneralSam]

sorry this took so fucking long, it takes a while to edit a 30 minute video idk how that welyn guy does it jesus christ i almost pulled my hair out

[@tonguegrease384]

It's alright papa, *smooches*

[@kwah1]

daddy its okay

[@JesusChrist-lh8di]

Wouldn't make that hairline any worse. But seriously, np take your time

[@sugiru7799]

make more videos nerd love the content btw

[@swolium]

General Sam *whats left of your hair

[@Lt_Logan]

Drinking game: take a shot every time Bryan suplexes a child

[@Kadett-rr7ry]

Don't You'd die of alcohol poisoning

[@davidortiz278]

And put myself in a coma nah bro

[@josephstevenson8848]

hey once i wake up from my coma elder scrolls 6 should be out by then

[@oogabooga7288]

How to enter the shadow realm 101.

[@hermflims]

I'm already hammered but fuck it I'll jump down this rabbit hole

[@jacob_jeffcoat]

I can’t believe Bryan was role playing AquaFPS the whole time.

[@diobrando5896]

1000th like

[@GareyPongat]

Dio Brando pickle rick

[@stanlee2743]

Legwilly funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@dontblink04]

Bryan is a spicier version of AquaFPS and i like him way more

[@trevorcorey7910]

@@dontblink04 well Aqua did say that cultural affinity for spicy food is caused by inferior genetics

[@hashtagyolo_1141]

Deekus put the contract on himself

[@Lord_Viscerate]

That’s fucking funny 😂

[@shyloh1669]

Lol

[@hfitzy1303]

Biggus Deekus

[@kazmakazii]

Assisted "Suicide" I would too if my name was Deekus

[@gegethedog]

i like how bryan's main character trait is body-slamming children into the ground

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

And running the one “joke” of him killing characters mid speech into the ground within the first half of the video. Ever time they had a character talking that was killable, I knew he would do it. It got old and tired real quick

[@Poliswag7]

@@WittyOriginalUsername you’re lame

[@stankobarabata2406]

​@@WittyOriginalUsernamearent you a bright one. you should start your own comedy show since you know the funny so well.

[@SpaceScam]

“It’s 10 AM on a Morndas!” killed me lmao

[@mattyboi7491]

I love how the gameplay just deteriorates over time until you've got guards floating and arnbojorn is sliding around on his side.

[@theflerffyburr7919]

"Do I have to kill him?" waits for no answer breaks child's spine

[@im_flat]

he didn’t even wait, he just waltzed in and fuckin suplex’d the kid lmao

[@thegooobley1993]

@@im_flat He just finished talking when he broke his fucking spine on the floor

[@dominickfrandeka956]

*Menacingly walks towards child* Slap *Childs hand falls from stairs*

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

Sigma Male Grindset

[@alansperbeck2736]

I just bought that same Marty Robbins vinyl at a goodwill the other day.

[@THE_MOONMAN]

Honestly jelly. Only new vegas fans will understand 😂

[@watercrackersandwaferthinh601]

Lucky as

[@dorald1360]

Lucky!!

[@NotHarpoGroucho]

Avery Andronyk My dad has that same vinyl, but when I tried to get him to play New Vegas he couldn’t figure out that you can move and look around at the same time.

[@lukeklo]

@@THE_MOONMAN big iron on his hip

[@CloroxBleach-eb4ll]

"ALL THE KIDS ARE DEAD!" *casts ritual stone*

[@mrangel7434]

I drunk you before and now I cough blood

[@mirceazaharia2094]

@@mrangel7434 Sounds more like a YOU problem to me.

[@dubblejumpchump]

The slow motion anakin voice line before that was beautiful

[@ryanlikestoontown]

Never clicked on a video faster in my life Btw Sam still hasn’t closed his oblivion series AND I STILL HAVE HOPE!

[@Quagula]

When pigs fly brother

[@MrAbawmidabull]

If you're looking for a decent Oblivion series to tide you over Wilburger has an amazing one. The legend of Autism Cat rings throughout the ages.

[@SkeeterMcBeater]

Shivering Isles

[@skaldinth]

I remember asking him about it at the last pax west he was at and he said he was going to do something with youngscrolls music

[@edwingonzalez7691]

@@skaldinth oh fuck, I forgot about youngscrolls

[@TheVestibulian]

0:00 Clint Eastwood was famous among Western film directors for being able to fire a gun without blinking. Sam can't even open a carbonated beverage

[@happeloffical4187]

Clit Yeastwood

[@midgetman4206]

what, did you expect more from this _fat_ , human waste?

[@sreyerbri7469]

@@midgetman4206 D: DUDE!

[@ambralemon]

@@sreyerbri7469 NOT COOL MAN

[@MrSqurk]

What? Who can’t fire a gun without blinking?

[@fatnut6076]

ok now bring shekelstein back. we haven’t forgot

[@pillgrimm]

He name-dropped him in this video, he knows how we feel.

[@JHMninja89]

@@pillgrimm named

[@connorfrancis6022]

DO IT DO IT DO IT

[@elfyontheshelfy1911]

They have become angry

[@connorfrancis6022]

As a finance guy, it made me laugh that everything he did were legit finance/business tactics

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

"Hakuna Matata." Words to make people start a mass killing,

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

Raises a horde of flesh eating child zombies

[@bigchungusX]

That anime is dope

[@Creedio90]

MKULTRA

[@deathglow99]

I'm 90% sure after rewatching 22:42 multiple times, that the cheese wedge that flew off the plate killed the emporer, thats hardcore.

[@stonevontoker5486]

watch it in 0.25 playback speed, it’s fucking great

[@deathglow99]

@@stonevontoker5486 Wonderful.

[@uncledoctor6920]

I've played this game since it came out, never have I seen an npc killed by a physics object that wasn't a trap or a horse drawn wagon.

[@deathglow99]

@@uncledoctor6920 wagons don’t play games bro, had a dragon flop on top of one and he stretched so far my game crashed

[@uncledoctor6920]

@@deathglow99 the havoc engine is a fickle god.

[@onyxblack340]

"People that listen to Hopsin. Real gutter trash" Damn, dont do that to him

[@ilovekuuga]

“did the man who invented college go to college?” -Hopsin, master philosopher

[@flickbickem314]

Hopsin do be spittin some straight dookie tho

[@jacobtorres9554]

I thought I was so woke listening to him when I was 14

[@aceambling7685]

Any adult who listens to Hopsin is not to be trusted, that means you to mom

[@cameron5881]

This is the comment I came for

[@justinshiro]

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY SAMRIM IS BACK Q!!!

[@tonydraht]

I love how Sams shirt can be seen through in his greenscreen segments, proving he truly is hollow inside.

[@XenshoiKigarou]

I haven’t physically laughed audibly in so long, thank you

[@lordqueef3658]

...

[@_daveyw_]

"it's fucking 8am on a Morndas" is maybe the best thing ever said on this channel

[@bagelboi4321]

I love that Finnus (the lad in dwarven armor) is impatient enough to just charge in to battle with no plan, but is patient enough to slowly bludgeon his enemies to death with his fists.

[@theelongmann5841]

THE NAME SHEKELSTIEN HAS COME OUT OF SAM’S MOUTH AGAIN. REJOICE

[@midmin375]

Yeah too fucking bad he's still deleted and hidden all the videos from us and he'll never release them.

[@NotCashmoney]

Aced Out some dude uploaded it on yt look it up

[@midmin375]

@@NotCashmoney That's fucking EPIC thanks my dude, I can't believe it's been a year since I searched KZbin for the lost episodes of Shekelstein.

[@shgds]

Who the hell is Shecklestein lmao

[@colehall2005]

chicken foot It’s a character Sam created in Skyrim that kind of got him famous

[@shutuptravis5609]

“You could say that this is like Stephen hawking as a human being, that is, barely functional” I’d say this didn’t age well, but this joke was made in 2020

[@colinfanning9854]

Yeah I was a little confused

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

@@colinfanning9854 his computer mind is still alive

[@oerwout10]

he said it takes a while to edit his videos. i guess this is proof of that XD

[@4skintim962]

He’s alive In the cloud

[@Blearcord]

shut up, travis didn’t even know he was dead

[@Decloribus]

In this episode: Sam drags himself back into the near inescapable hole of Skyrim for our entertainment.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Every time sam makes one of these big vids with all the boys in it.... usually tends to turn out well, 10/10 probably gonna watch more than 5 times in my lifetime

[@LegoShortClips]

This is a fucking masterpiece, I’ve watched it at least 7 times. I love to watch it stoned, so much camaraderie, it’s such a feel good video

[@californiansniper2133]

I agree, you have to be stoned watching this 😂

[@KalenthVal]

Same

[@clockworx7689]

When they all went into the night mothers coffin I immediately thought of a clown funeral where there’s like 8 clowns in one coffin

[@Spoon80085]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that someone made a mod for skyrim with less glitches than Fallout 76

[@lucas23453]

And it's not even out of Alpha yet.

[@manemjeff7686]

yes

[@kevinlacourse4324]

Wait this is a mod for Skyrim to have multiplayer and not that elder scrolls online thing right?

[@Spoon80085]

@@kevinlacourse4324 Elder Scrolls on line is an MMO, completely different game.

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

@@kevinlacourse4324 This is just a mod for Skyrim. Elder Scrolls Online is a game made by a separate studio. Supposed to be pretty good though (I hear is is much more competent than Skyrin as a single player game at this point.)

[@tomsawyerpiper9412]

I liked the Dark Brotherhood, but once the quest line ends, it’s literally just “Go to Night Mother, get generic kill contract, fulfill contract. Wash, rinse, repeat.” It gets old fast. At least with the Companions you hunt down different monsters.

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Yeah but the companions are trash.

[@jaydeng.3029]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 TRUTH. Throughout the whole game I was told how the Companions were a bunch of honorable Chads with fat nuts, literally the best of all Nords. My first mission was to beat up my nigga Hod in Riverwood.

[@srnabooz]

I wish the contracts were wacky like they were in Oblivion :/

[@DragoonCenten]

Haruhiro Grimgar the only faction in this game that doesn't suck balls is the dawn guard but actual DLC itself is piss boring and you miss out on the best abilities in the game if you go with them

[@jarednunes3263]

General Sam is what your Wife's boyfriend looks like.

[@jgilly223]

Nah he's the husband of the chick you're smashing

[@ps3overlordnl]

Dude Soup or the adult son of the mom Your banging

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

@@ps3overlordnl both of these are Canon but not the first one

[@kerfluffle318]

This has always been a childhood dream. Me and my friends adventuring, one of them steals something, we all back him up and fight. Skyrim Together is making my dream a reality. I hope it turns out well.

[@Yefan275]

2:30 “I was picking flowers on the shore of lake ilanalta” shekelstein F E E L S

[@bradybravo7137]

5:03 Anakin slaughters younglings 19 BBY

[@TheEsdaniel]

Totally

[@jeremyfaella999]

PUBLIC DISCLAIMER: NO ONE SUPPORT THIS SERIES OR HE WON'T DO ANY MORE!!!

[@drucastellon4904]

You watch the same video as me?Because you could definitely tell by the end of the video they were all done with this game

[@jeremyfaella999]

@@drucastellon4904 He's done this before where it seems like he ends a series but doesn't. He did it in episode 3 of GTA Role Play server and some older Skyrim stuff.

[@DravenCanter]

So I... dislike the video?

[@ves4345]

I totally thought about asking him to do videos i actually never want to see, but i think he is too smart for that to work and he does what he wants. So screw it. I have watched all of his videos too many times. Anything work for me

[@heem8814]

did you guys not like the video

[@rosbly]

14:50 Biggus Deekus is the name of a very great friend of mine in Rome

[@viniciusrodrigues1689]

I know him, he has a wife, she is called Incontinentia Buttocks

[@mrangel7434]

His friend is very lispus kissus

[@harryeyre1322]

Go home Romans’

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

A vewy gweat fwiend of mine in Wome

[@hiyi2400]

Imagine Jerry Seinfeld telling a joke on stage and just total silenced followed by "dammm"

[@stagger9660]

"Nobody invited him but he showed up" Story of my life

[@hex9318]

First there was Alien, then there was Aliens. First there was Dark Dude, now there is Dark Dudes

[@hex9318]

@shannon58290 fixed

[@richietardi6927]

5:02 "And I slaughtered them like animals, I hate them." Nice Star Wars meme Sam. Good one 😂.

[@nick3777]

That one meme literally made me a fan of this channel

[@sagaswp]

I love how every scene ends with a fireball flying in and exploding out of nowhere, or someone just getting their head smashed with a two hander. Or a suplex.

[@ValeAsterisk]

I’m so proud of you Sam I remember when you were at 100k and I was watching your Skyrim playthroughs and now you are almost at 1M congrats

[@monarrez95]

Come on Sam, when Astrid gave you the power to summon a DB legend, I was expecting Dark Dude. Missed opportunity smh.

[@taskforce6983]

The wildlife are returning to cities. Meanwhile on Sam’s channel:

[@jazzyjeph4143]

14:00 kinda missed out on a Dark Dude reference. Plus hes way cooler than that Sam Nerd!

[@r_ez4608]

Child: *breaths* Bryan: "And I took that personally"

[@mortemnosferatu]

6:46 when that dragon fly came on screen, Sam looked at it as if he was actually there in the boat...

[@ves4345]

Yo. That was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time when Brian suplexed arentino. Lofl

[@bosunbay6404]

I thought it was annoying actually

[@4skintim962]

Bosun Bayona nah man it was hilarious especially the neck snap

[@bosunbay6404]

Ben O’Neill nah that dude is corny , sam is legitimately funny. The other kid was being exactly that an annoying kid

[@bosunbay6404]

Ben O’Neill doing that to everyone was excessive. If he did it to a couple characters with some context not random Jesse smolett beatings it would have been funny

[@40mm-Grenade]

@@bosunbay6404 He wasn't doing it to be excessively funny. He was doing to every kid he saw because they had a mod to be able to kill kids. Killing Arentino just happened to be funny because the animation was fucked and that Arentino was in the middle of giving his shitty speech.

[@halenlacey6505]

He's relapsing somebody call for help!

[@irunmun9034]

The legend is back on skyrim

[@wizardothefool]

its been 4 years, and every day I wish I had a friendship like this let alone multiple

[@Mossyy13]

same

[@wizardothefool]

@@Mossyy13 HaHa LOSER

[@wizardothefool]

@@Mossyy13 cool do you wanna make out, if not STFU

[@Notpoop906]

"he's the guy that suplexed that kid in winterhold or whatever" LMFAO

[@chasedowning3337]

Wow I totally forgot about shekelstein's exploits. Made me laugh when you brought up the housing market crash

[@jackleskovac3246]

Guys Sam’s making skyrim videos again he’s back to his glorious roots!

[@astronautindisguise]

Nice to see Sam returning to his Elder Scrolls roots.

[@youcomeupwithone]

Fucking hell, 2020 felt longer than I thought. The honey ad reminded me this wasn't 2, 3 years ago.

[@Kurgton]

Poobs "dam" reaction to the batman joke is still the funniest thing I've seen on this channel.

[@jakekitzmann2288]

i’ve been wiping standing up all my life and i was recently converted by your wise words🙏🏼. you see the problem i encountered was my work has an automatic toilet, said toilet would go off when i try to wipe. no more thanks to this man right here, best advice i’ve ever received, ill be sure to spread the word.

[@aceambling7685]

Leaning to the side is the one and only true way *I have spoken*

[@maxwell1829]

“People that listen to Hopsin, I’m talking real gutter trash” lmaoooooo

[@Nicolas-gw9kp]

Pretend i said something funny

[@GeneralSam]

i will. i owe it to you considering thats what everyone does for me.

[@Nicolas-gw9kp]

@@GeneralSam ah yes, thank you sam

[@lillime2577]

Ha ha I'm pretending i said something funny because you told me to!

[@goodoc8248]

this comment is 10x funnier that all of the shitty overused ones

[@greenmountainhistory7335]

Ha! Very funny

[@Notpoop906]

Bryan managing to "accidentally" KO every quest NPC is a lil sus ngl lmfao

[@killzone462]

3:58 - Little Timmy the Make A Wish kid meets his favorite wrestler Bryan the Suplexer - Moments before Death caught on film - Gone Wild - World Star Exclusive -

[@habie147]

I go crazy editing a 10 minute video, congratulations on making a half hour long masterpiece Sam. GG

[@LilPunKid]

I went the whole video without laughing but when he found that “Lowlife” dead in the sewers and said “oh shit Steve’s here, I thought he took the night off.” All bets were off

[@eBryte]

"People that listen to Hopsin" is all it took to send me

[@L96A2]

Bryan always steals the show for me, love seeing him in videos.

[@sillygee23]

Whoever named their character Sean Bean... *I love you*

[@bruhman1050]

This why I first watched sam this the best return of all time

[@mayjoh8050]

Anyone: *does anything* Bryan: So anyways I started blastin.

[@bosunbay6404]

Annoying af

[@lydiawoolfy8952]

Alright boys, at least he referenced Shekelstein!

[@talsubach5979]

do you posess OREO?

[@Gapeagle]

Video in a nutshell: "So anyway, I started punching..."

[@ryangabriel9633]

This is the best General Sam video. Change my mind.

[@spets4001]

Videos where him and his group of friends messing around in a Open world game are the best

[@TylerDarker]

0:15 That would have been a better joke if he were still alive xD

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

He's still a human, he's just a dead one.

[@bonjonbovine2961]

@@chimblemasterofchimney4771 barely functional ........ Hmmmm..... Its a bit different

[@tahitiandfaith1962]

Bon Jon Bovine i mean, he’s *not* functioning so...

[@bonjonbovine2961]

@@tahitiandfaith1962 he's functioning quite well as compost actually

[@tahitiandfaith1962]

Bon Jon Bovine well yeah, hopefully he knows how to make an artificial black hole now Edit: that is probably December, the black hole is

[@aaron4820]

"Stephen Hawking a barely functional human being" Wheelchair bound and heavily disabled aside, isn't he 100% dead? Is that how bad the mod is?

[@MrSqurk]

His robot half is still alive.

[@garyselner6697]

@@MrSqurk OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@ajeje1996]

@@MrSqurk He'll be back

[@alexanderm.7814]

10am on a Morndas. Bryan is true treasure

[@cakeblade6954]

You should do a couple more of these because it’s funny to see you and your buddies shit on a game as a group is just so gold to watch

[@metallfinn]

These guys are honestly some of the funniest people on youtube right now. I appreciate the laughs, ladies.

[@babaslagga]

Skyman content from general sam? I must be dreaming

[@get_hard5867]

3:58 *WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT OHHHHHHHHH*

[@saintelmoswrath2504]

This video brings me back to 2014 Sam. Good times

[@scuberculosis8480]

“My mom won’t let me drink sprite in the morn’ and play games all day”

[@AllenGray47]

8:28 falling out of the sky like a goddamn sarcophagus

[@Thursyy]

I still find myself wandering back over here every few months or so. Just so so funny, Sam and team lol.

[@beansoz4818]

same, def one of his golden vids for sure

[@thegod4481]

"people that listen to hopsin, im talking real just gutter trash"

[@taraengland6462]

The gang's all together again, playing Skyrim, in a nearly 30 minute long video and it's not even Hanukkah yet 👌👌

[@davidawesomegamer4141]

I love how the ghost guy at 14:35 walks up, look in the room, looks at sam, then just walks away

[@luciusviii1553]

not even 2 minutes in and they are already killing and reserecting childern.

[@eepyelf]

8:10 when it’s a particularly rainy day

[@tvela595]

Nobody: Gutter-Trash: *listens to Hopsin*

[@thatfactguy4042]

“Vagrants, crypto investors, people who listen to Hopsin, real gutter trash”

[@mauriciomeyer627]

Hopsin is good tho

[@priima7464]

Sam needs to go listen some hopsin and wake up

[@quantrellbishop9263]

@@priima7464 hopsin is so ass

[@priima7464]

@@quantrellbishop9263 ok.

[@Hoffmayne]

@@mauriciomeyer627 Stop it, get some help.

[@andrewfaircloth2143]

It’s so cool to watch Sam’s old Skyrim videos, and then watch this, and see all the ways that his editing style has changed, are boy is growing up :(

[@lonick1692]

I want more of these so bad, those green screen edits where Sam's list chillin while talking about his events makes the video so much better than it already was

[@vvsquidwardvv682]

I’ve played the mod and it’s in rough shape but still the idea of it is cool and the team is working harder on this mod than Bethesda has worked on their last few games.

[@kza7979]

"people that listen to hopsin" that hit home

[@angryskeleton5676]

Should have used one of those old vindsvept intros for max nostalgia.

[@bowsniper3031]

I found it. Finally. The bah-bah, bah-bah nanana song that sounds like Sam’s voice is called The Decline and Fall of the British Empire, from Jippy’s Beat Tape 30.

[@frankholub4673]

Genuinely one of Sam's best videos, come back to rewatch a few times a year for some giggles.

[@ArkayeCh]

"Why did you kill that child?!?!" Bryan: *To test my abilities.*

[@ShatteredClique]

Babbette: *laying on the floor* "I'll just follow Nazir's Lead"! Nazir: *Also laying on the floor*

[@Syphaxis]

"What would you do if there were a child right in front of you?" 3:58

[@baewilix4589]

This is just what playing D&D is like with friends. -with a good DM-

[@negan9055]

If it’s this chaotic, dm’s not that good

[@hemogoblinofthenight5761]

This is one of your best videos yet