Derek and Clive - The Church, Jesus and Valerie

[@davelingard909]

Peter feeds from Dudley's facial reactions and laughter. Pure dead pan comedy brilliance. These two were a one off and a treasure.

[@JJONNYREPP]

Derek and Clive - The Church, Jesus and Valerie 0425am 12.10.24 it's a fucking childish expose of all things allegedly mature and of value. him having cancer of the garden really got to me and now i laugh at folk tending their gardens only for them to die.................... of cancer.

[@Professor6871]

Dudley's reactions are priceless they always crack me up.

[@Professor6871]

Dudley's hysterics or pretend shock at Peter's outrageousness always cracks me up.

[@aldershot5100]

He didn't know what was coming. Obviously such material was controversial so Dudley was shocked

[@garyturner4802]

Yeah didn't know what was coming out of Peter's mouth but Dudley good be as outrageous as Cook was on these records. Just listen to My Mother's Song on Come Again one to see he could be as well.

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@garyturner4802 Derek and Clive - The Church, Jesus and Valerie 1108am 25.7.23 dear c****, your psychologist mr X has had a nervous breakdown therefore will not be attending your show due to his being stuck eire... after nurse Y nailed him to a cross...

[@Professor6871]

This might sound macbare but I don't care at all, but I want this to be played at my funeral.

[@ryderkairo9454]

a trick : watch series on flixzone. I've been using them for watching all kinds of movies these days.

[@michaelterrence8405]

@Ryder Kairo Yea, have been using Flixzone for years myself =)

[@benbrown6263]

Funerals give me the ‘orn.

[@sontaggmorgen8075]

@@benbrown6263 You talkin about funerals give me the horn

[@TheDavejmcknight]

Perfect

[@TheNobbynoonar]

“Valerie’s got a nob” Pete and Dud tackling complex and controversial social Issues long before most of us were even aware of such things. They even managed to identify the current issues affecting the UK’s public broadcaster “There’s a load of cunts at the BBC that need sorting out” Wise beyond their years, they are needed today more than ever.

[@garyturner5739]

Way before their time on BBC. I think at the time Peter was angry that the BBC had wiped a lot of their Not Only But Also episodes. He had offered to buy some of then from the BBC but they rejected his offer.

[@robg71]

The greatest thing about Peter cook in Derek & Clive was he loved to make Moore laugh. He just broke him up every time :)

[@Notorious38]

And Pete was so good at not corpsing, almost never, but when he would see the faintest glimmer that he could make Dud crack up....

[@scotty193]

At 0:26 seconds its classic Dudley lost, but even Peter had a smirk and had to throttle back could hear it in his voice as he carried on. Fucking Gold mate.

[@Hungry4Mor]

I especially like the fact that this contains no bad language. Unlike todays' humour.

[@roboj]

Pretty sure I heard a few F bombs dropped ;)

[@nataliecole1242]

​@@robojand c bombs 😂

[@Retep4565]

Back in the day they still had class.

[@DollyDimpley]

Thanks for uploading this, pure comedy genius.....:-)

[@tomkent4656]

Dudley breaking up gets me every time!

[@grandpasparty5586]

The funniest fuckers that ever lived, 😂

[@stechriswillgil3686]

Dud had his arm twisted to come over and do these tapes. Pete was very jealous of Duds success in America but probably missed him terribly . You can see the nervous looks on Dud’s face thinking : ‘ What the fuck is he gonna say next ‘ ? Still, the chemistry was there between them as always.

[@chriss7430]

Absolutely. Pete has prepared for this and has so many absolute extreme lines ready to fire at Dud.

[@garyturner5739]

Dudley was upset because Peter haven't told him that a film crew was filming the recordings.

[@YugNotsnhoj]

Just the mention of the word ISIS gives me a terrible horn

[@duncanwallace7760]

its quite common, its know as isis-knob-ache. it can last for days

[@aldershot5100]

You can tell Dudley starts to get nervous when Cook starts to get slightly aggressive

[@Charlotte66666]

I love the way Peter keeps trying to set Duddy off 🤣🤣🤣

[@farmbrough]

God bless 'em!

[@____Ai____]

i love how Peter always managed to crack up Dud, but never vice versa, how peter always stayed completely emotionless

[@xtothezxzibit7254]

MsMoonTheLoon watch/listen to more

[@dsszerothlaw]

I love them. I love it when Peter says 'Dudley you're so drunk' can't remember which recording it is, but Dudley' s laugh is hilarious

[@connaughtbowler]

@@dsszerothlaw My Mum Song

[@absolutebollox7668]

Bet your dead by now😂

[@alfielacey5669]

​@@dsszerothlaw non stop dancer

[@Professor6871]

The most profound thing I've ever heard someone say.

[@Professor6871]

That Mohammed gives me the horn.

[@IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou]

@Professor6871 Dudley was a very profound man!

[@googlyarsetube]

This was made when blasphemy laws were still enactable. I wonder whether Mary Whitehouse ever saw this.

[@aldershot5100]

Chief Cunt stable Anderton of the Manchester police actually impounded it in 77 78.It was released in the 90s.Cook said on a chat show in the 90s whether they could have it back 🤣

[@aldershot5100]

The Jonny Mathis Christmas sons has had the bit about the chid being black white yellow .Fuck em

[@IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou]

Very offensive. Very very offensive...the smoking, that is. Why should my children's eyes have to be polluted by seeing a man smoke on the internet, where they couldn't possibly see such an image without searching for it?

[@tonyclifton265]

"you know; familiar, friendly" [ on calling the council of churches cnuts] i have never stopped laughing at that since first hearing it years ago

[@diddyreason]

I would live to meet Valerie 🤪

[@Professor6871]

The same reasons I like them myself.

[@jupitermoongauge4055]

Every Christian needs to see this.

[@johnabbott4979]

I'm dying for a slash

[@Professor6871]

This is part of the orginal track of 20 minutes called simply the Horn from the Ad Nausum CD. I wish they'd filmed when they talked about when a BBC film crew filmed him masturbate and they mucked it up. It made him so angry he tells a black to go down the BEEB and burn it down.

[@chriswilson1853]

They got a hair in the gate.

[@martinhill2583]

Yes his name was Ephrane ( "strange name for a black")

[@ExodusPessoa]

I have a feeling Dudley is not pretending. Dudley isn't that good of an actor bless his heart lol.

[@kwozzi7057]

They were always pissed. miss em both. do some more searches for dudley's stuff (with peter) and you'll have more laughs.

[@Dave-em9im]

"Love thy neighbour....!?!??!" Just ace.

[@Professor6871]

That's sad but I suppose that's true what you've said.

[@stevengallagher2250]

No wonder church attendance is dropping off.

[@ValerieVixenArt]

That's pretty much true. ;)

[@Professor6871]

@FailboatSkipper Yeah I've saw it the other week it for 50p down at my local boot fair.

[@aldershot5100]

Fuck me we had the Old Testament read up us at School when this would have done us far more good

[@Professor6871]

@geffel He certainly was I also miss and Peter.

[@CockwaddleGNCW]

@Professor6871 You sir are a very dedicated commenter!

[@mikefraser4513]

The Royal Council of Churchill? That's why letters kept comin' back.

[@therespectedlex9794]

I have an aunt Val and I had a great aunt called Dolly. Are they the same people? I think that's a bit much to be honest. I mean they put it about a bit, their husbands left them. But there's no need to be nasty.

[@ThePaulv12]

... "If so you're in schtook mate!"

[@Meridian-lk2fo]

help I can't stop saying "gives me the horn"

[@BobbyHorrocks]

❤

[@JohnCarter-le4qt]

Epic. Valerie!

[@davidhooper1015]

The way you spelt macabre has given me the fucking horn!

[@krisscanlon4051]

I wrote civilly to them 😂...depends...dont think Dud aint funny...just watching Dud having to keep this going...

[@aldershot5100]

Cook was on an insult fest.And quite right too

[@hughiedavies6069]

😂 cannot imagine anyone getting away with this these days

[@hebay2]

Jesus was gay. Its in the bible that he got nailed by a Roman soldier

[@grandpasparty5586]

He was also the first male pin up, and the first zombie 🙂

[@CockwaddleGNCW]

Well, everything's dropping off.

[@mark-j-adderley]

“ ... and, lo, the Son of God picked his nose and ate the bogey”, does it say that in the Bible ? No.

[@publicanimal00]

haha good ol' times!!

[@Professor6871]

Yeah I want to know the address myself?

[@CaswelFAQ]

I dunno but I think it would end with BOOM!

[@petermorningsnow]

I agree. However, I don't think it would satisfy anyone except the author of the BOOM!, which would be only one, and the satisfaction would be short-lived. He would have to author another BOOM!, rather immediately, like Nintendo, to stay just ahead of this market.

[@stuartberesford3585]

You know how in the bible , Jesus comes across as fairly nice 😂

[@Professor6871]

Or up shafted by centurion called biggus dick-us. I've seen Monty Python's Life of Brian.

[@gregbeekeeper]

It's a desperate appeal to people of this world to get back to reality, rather than do what most of you probably reading this are doing. which is subscribing to religions that have created wars for the past 2000 year, or else you are going awol because there are no principles any more in this world apart from exploiting other people and getting yourself a comfortable place safe from the world.

[@jupitermoongauge4055]

Of course I'm subscribing to a religion after watching this,, , religion really gives me the horn

[@alicewonderland585]

🤣🤣🙌

[@Professor6871]

I wonder what would happen if you talked about the Koran in this way?

[@Professor6871]

Should of gone then to Boot's the chemists to cure it.

[@Chelseachelsea3877]

Who's valerie

[@petewhite7638]

+arthur garvey His wife.

[@TelecastPropellor96]

Jesus

[@nathanjohnston809]

This has slightly kicked of my horn

[@booshist]

I think Valerie is Jesus. If so, you’re in stook mate

[@mrkimble2618]

Schtuk

[@swthirteen]

done half give me the horn

[@GRWS95]

wheres the fucking bog!

[@CutieJones1972]

And lo.....

[@dj-ka1186]

At LAST🎃🎃

[@seanprice2990]

Do you think Jesus was nice? No I think he was probably a kent

[@ralphypants]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrsplodge]

jesus got athletes foot

[@TW14EX]

Take up thy bed and Fucking walk???

[@DrBenway31]

Love Dudley's corpsing at 0.27...

[@absolutebollox7668]

❤