Derek & Clive - Guiness Book of Records, World's Longest Bog

[@Retep4565]

I could listen to this guy for hours.

[@Professor6871]

What's more funny for me on these, is that you know that Peter was pissed most of the time when they did the Derek & Clives records. That edginess and unpredictability make them even more funny. Cook didn't just push the envelope in this he threw it through the window with a brick in it.

[@motocomiot]

Dolly, you’ve tested me in the past..

[@gonzolez28]

"I thought I had at least about 10 yards." "Is that all?"

[@colonelclaw]

I'm a particular fan of "It's about time you started behaving like a wife" Genius

[@tammclean9276]

Dolly youuuve tested me in the past !

[@mossga]

Absolute proof you cannot go too far when you are a comedy genius.

[@krisscanlon4051]

Is that all😂 Cook the master of riffing...poor Moore having to keep up 😂

[@johnnytungsong8719]

I first heard D & C approximately 43 years ago…and was initially shocked, flabbergasted and totally amazed that there could be such irreverent humour on an LP record! I’ve never forgotten the basic scripts to this day…although the specific wording might be a little vague! In fact, I saw my mate Frank, who first introduced me to Derek and Clive (and I nearly pissed myself laughing!) all those years ago, earlier tonight and mentioned that I was watching D & C on KZbin. Almost immediately, Frank said ‘I’m Alfie Noakes’….to which I replied ‘I’m Alfie Noakes’…which is a long standing ‘conversation’ between us! To all the D & C fans out there, you’ll understand what I mean! Its almost like a CULT….although Peter Cook would surely twist and manipulate the words, as he frequently did,to create something ‘Memorable’! On a final note…isn’t it strange that we can’t remember what we did last week…but we can remember (and still love) what we heard (from Pete and Dud!) over forty years ago!

[@Spiderwebsider]

No, I’m Alfie Noakes.

[@marshhen]

O my god I love that he can keep going with his performance while he happily eats a plum

[@garyturner5739]

The vision of Peter with loads of snot up his nose and down his throat in an attempt to beat Guinness Books, has to be the funniest thing ever.

[@09nob]

One of the funniest skits ever.

[@stormlad]

Fab, dirty, inimitable, hilarious

[@Catherine3234]

"Broke my foot and scuffed my kickers" haha

[@JTV84]

this is the benchmark for fucking hilarious.

[@barrysims9906]

Im laughing now and Im like poor Dolly, I cant get up either.

[@Rippershammer]

This never fails to crack me up.

[@Professor6871]

At 3:00 Dudley trying to stop Peter going over the top with sketch but realises he can't so he lets him carry on.

[@garyturner5739]

Great staff!

[@Luckers83]

Where’s the whole episode gone I love this and can only find bits of it now 😔

[@jayselad]

I had this video don't remember broke my foot n scuffed my kickers just burst out laughing at work whoops

[@aldershot5100]

2.35 Moore knows what's coming

[@Professor6871]

The truest philosophy there ever has been there.

[@rrbh]

0.50 - pure heaven.

[@SlimSuspect]

Classic !

[@YellowTissueBox]

on there own they are not nearly as good, they need each other.. its brilliance. FOOKING BRILLIANCE!

[@number9scores]

what a genius. what a nutter.

[@karlwills3549]

3:37 what he originally said has been'edited out

[@SAFeCRACKeR09]

They cut a lot more out than that.

[@sherbetheadmusic]

So FUCKING funny, honestly.

[@flappospammo]

fucking legends fucking hilarious

[@warrensmith897]

😅 Get a polaroid of that!

[@RamyTheGreat]

Hell Yeah Dude

[@matrix834]

pure fucking art, miss them, then again these guys had a good time, well , not to the very end and that is the sad part.

[@MontyDan]

poor Dolly lol

[@Yehudittx]

Cook looks like John Lennon in these videos.

[@laur51]

FUCKING DESTROYING YOUR, YOUR BOGEY LIKE THAT!!!!!

[@Professor6871]

These two c@@ts are fucking legends.

[@eustacequinlank7418]

Darkest comedy sketch ever, but you know it's not far off from the absurdity of truth. I remember reading an article in the paper once about a man who beat his wife to near death because she bought home the 'wrong' brand of baked beans.

[@barrystevens2699]

Well, bring home asda basics beans, what more would you deserve?

[@YellowTissueBox]

that yellowtissuebox said it RIGHT ON

[@trancebreather]

You can't afford to let your bogey sag

[@flappospammo]

legendary

[@conspiracydave5298]

Some women just don't know how to look after their men..

[@trufflesmell]

Wicked. What did he say?

[@aldershot5100]

The anger against women then

[@ThePaulv12]

You can sub off that part of it for self service if you like, but this is a social commentary on an actual abuse case, as was their sketch Sir. Before you get too high and mighty, I thought I might point out the context - however I imagine it would be lost on you.

[@Professor6871]

@tonymac78 The truest thing I've heard in years that.

[@Professor6871]

@Catherine3234 Then he says: 'we leave psychoanalysis.'

[@Transpersonals]

lulz x

[@Professor6871]

@tonymac78 I know I get the same problem myself.