Descendants 3 doesn't make any sense...

[@AlexMeyersVids]

Hey everyone thanks for watching. With recent events still fresh in some people's minds I just want to reiterate that these videos are mainly just for jokes and I have nothing but respect for the cast and crew who made this movie, and every movie or TV show I talk about. It's all just light-hearted fun around here, so I hope you take it that way.

[@Cooper_the_pug]

Alex Meyers ok

[@actorholic8621]

love u bro

[@ellie.-.739]

👏🏻

[@iamthot210]

Yup

[@Egomapp]

Its 7 in the morning

[@Gumachine]

I just realized that in Beauty and the beast, the prince rejects the old hag so that means that Audrey made Mal a hag so Ben would reject her too, but like it didn’t work out so well...

[@arivm.1]

I JUST REALIZED!!!

[@ncoleman8401]

OMG....

[@verifiednerd7051]

We all know the Descendants writers didn’t realize that either 😂

[@fati6269]

Wow

[@ImJayy583]

I thought i was the only person that relized that lol

[@laurag7303]

That dragon cgi tho. HBO is quaking

[@Abby-k6m7v]

lfg oof Cats: The Movie is quaking

[@ninaschmidt6344]

The Beast cgi is even worse

[@laury1505]

@@ninaschmidt6344 ben as the beast wasn't CGI. They did that all with make-up

[@auntjemimasyrup2600]

@DragonBat362 😂

[@ninaschmidt6344]

@@laury1505 Oh, yah. I forgot. But it still didn't look good

[@armanbagh]

The reason this entire movie even happened is because the security system in the Museum is DIRT

[@stephychouchou]

😂😂😂

[@lillipadss]

Fr

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

True

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

But don’t forget: those kids are the GOOD KIDS - they’re not supposed to steal 😌

[@koesben9363]

Yep

[@MartinOlminkhof]

I get the sense that 80% of the movies budgets went to hair dye

[@Strawberryyyyyyyyy44]

they wear wigs not hair dye🤦🏻‍♀️

[@deadgirlwalking030]

shut up- the joke still applies 😂

[@AnimalsAreTheWayToGo]

FR

[@preacherpaul8283]

FACTS can’t even pay the writers the lines are the writers way of saying we quit so cringe

[@MillyThe_Rat]

​@@Strawberryyyyyyyyy44 a high quality wig is MORE EXPENSIVE than hair dye

[@Devil-Speed8]

So we gonna ignore how she causally declared she wasn't satisfied being just the queen of one island. She wanted TWO island

[@anoukdillen3809]

Yeah right? That sounded so wrong 😂

[@luciacano3686]

Yessss I was waiting for someone to mention this, me and my sister were both like did she just say that when we watched it

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Yes we are

[@littlebitsofterror5788]

I don't think it was so much she wasn't satisfied with one Island but more how can knowingly lead an entire group of people that aren't my own in privileged and freedom where my people are still living in squalor and unable to leave for better opportunities.

[@maem7462]

As I was watchting it I was thinking she is taking Uma ruling the Isle away from her after she said she will be a good ruler for them

[@JERBYTUBE]

Audrey's hair was actually pink and BLUE because of the whole 'make it pink' 'make it blue' thing from Sleeping Beauty.

[@mel-lt9or]

Oh...I just realized that now 😂

[@MsBossLadyLola]

Rozjechany Sernik thank you for repeating what the comment literally fucking said

[@JERBYTUBE]

@cherry _blossom yeah but really she was just making a reference to her mother

[@JERBYTUBE]

@@mel-lt9or i am a huge Disney fan and it just popped into my head when I watched it for the second time lol

[@gothnerd887]

I thought it was because a witch's magic is stored in their hair

[@truewolfgirl3830]

Everyone overlooks the fact that the King’s crown looks like plastic while the Queen’s looks halfway decent

[@cornyslol5302]

Lol so true

[@whydoihave45subs91]

It looks like a burger king crown lol

[@ruby-xf3of]

and we ignoring how bad some of the green screens are?

[@cryptonicdoom544]

And every one over looks the fact that they kept a god in the isle which makes no sense at all cause hades doesn’t even come out of the underworld he sends minions to the world or appears in fire

[@ode2sol]

true......lol

[@Exer_Dragon]

I can explain the plot of every single Descendants movie: Bad guy: "I hate you!" Good guy: "Friendship!" Bad guy: "Friendship!"

[@nekoberry686]

True

[@christianlouboutin4663]

FACTS

[@karanaher5030]

80% of disney movies

[@silashurd3597]

So basically a Dhar Mann movie with Disney producing it

[@ratheryoudieinahole3688]

97.86% of disney movies

[@bet_jev8711]

Mal flirting with Ben and liking his new beard is the most realistic flirting I've ever seen in a Disney movie.

[@chibibeingchibi3197]

I think is a hint of the Live-Action version of Beauty and The Beast when Belle asks the prince if he is going to consider letting his beard grow

[@teresiahmutheu4039]

I hate that part mostly

[@JustAZillennial]

@@teresiahmutheu4039 Everyone does

[@watermelonsugar8894]

yup

[@bet_jev8711]

@@teresiahmutheu4039 oh god I cringe too, I never said I liked it, I'm just saying it's the most realistic I've seen in 18 years.,

[@_mae.exe_2591]

Why couldn't Uma just be the queen of the Isle since she wanted to lead so bad, like why did she absolutely need to carry both

[@dragonlovermalaware5074]

Because she's selfish and controlling.

[@catyl0ver759]

Ya

[@catyl0ver759]

@@dragonlovermalaware5074 nope uma really isn't

[@dragonlovermalaware5074]

@@catyl0ver759 I meant mal she's the one who's selfish and controlling not Uma so I agree with you.

[@catyl0ver759]

@@dragonlovermalaware5074 oh okay

[@alainakwitowski9784]

Hades: If it gets wet, it can not work anymore It gets wet Mal and Uma: BUT THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!

[@thedude8457]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Hades never had an ember in the old Disney film or the Greek myths the movie is based on?

[@thedude8457]

@@Yicker419 plot hole alert

[@sharkfin_333]

My little ponyyyy 🤡

[@4thosewhorbored690]

And then the My Little Pony theme starts playing at max volume

[@otakuparadise3585]

@@Yicker419 Mel asked to give back the ember before the flame went out

[@SillyCreature_Fr]

When you realize Mal accomplished what she set out to do in the first film, take over both the isles and Auradon, and take the barrier down with fairy godmothers wand…..

[@saidmohamed7849]

Yes I mean if she turned bad then everywhere in the world is in danger

[@axlrose776]

i had 2 read this comment to realize that

[@eshannayak6457]

A cinematic masterpiece

[@IvyLabam-ww7fe]

Impressive

[@Tai.L]

Only took 5 years mal😂

[@monolithrose1945]

The only reason the spell was reversed was because dove cameron didn't want to spend the whole movie in that old lady costume lol.

[@rjayy9795]

That's what I thought!😂

[@runotree3429]

Monolith Rose ik

[@paramaribosuriname5329]

No the spell was broken so she can't stay like a old lady

[@paramaribosuriname5329]

Use you're head kido

[@monolithrose1945]

@@paramaribosuriname5329 R/facepalm

[@arocknrolldream]

So Mal is the child of Maleficent and Hades… This is just straight-up Disney fanfic

[@littlearies3862]

Ever watch House of Mouse? Maleficent and Hades would defenitly be together. Lol

[@zoser595]

arocknrolldream Don’t tell me

[@loocie4636]

She’s a demigod?

[@hotmess5845]

Justin X. Yeah pretty much😂

[@pink_magical_girl]

Y'all should watch ONCE UPON A TIME. That show has some actors from it on here and is very complexed and good.

[@arturoesquivel243]

are we gonna ignore the fact that The Vk’s took forever to sneak in and take the wand but Audrey just waltz in there

[@asylnn]

we ain’t ignorin bout that I’m pretty sure all of us notice it at this point.

[@candyc3314]

I mean it makes more sense. She's a trusted member of auradon with good lineage, whereas the VK's are not trusted and would be expected to do something like that. So it makes more sense she was able to walk right in compared to them. That being said, the security is seriously lacking for that place lol

[@asylnn]

@Candy C maybe, still pretty stupid how if it’s like only letting the AK only and not just the VK, if those items are really powerful than should have been locked up fully! Maybe perhaps only letting the queen and king access it.

[@katietheweirdo9794]

@@candyc3314 Exactly XD

[@SEGASister]

@@asylnn ESPECIALLY the Queen's crown!

[@DragonJohn]

"you know what kids don't care about? a plot that makes sense." I... Honestly I think this is accurate.

[@meaganchan2088]

as someone with a little sister that watches these movies (and the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S trilogy) on repeat, i can say this is absolutely accurate

[@preacherpaul8283]

When you first watch theses movies you’re like that tracks then you rewatch you’re like what the heck is this

[@Musicalfan69420]

I mean I do like dancing

[@juliamenzynska8941]

It is and thats why probbly every movie seemed better as a kid

[@TL-uj3ss]

Mal: My dad abandoned me Hades: My dad ate me

[@nerdmachine3207]

TL yea pretty much XD

[@supersonic_tumbleweed]

Hades: and MY DOG, WIFE, FRIENDS, CHILDREN, AND JOB ARE GONE 😭

[@shre1908]

Lollll😂😂😂

[@calliecakes8174]

Oh my god I love this

[@sophiaageitos2763]

TL IKR

[@mvhernandez83]

Mal: It's not a toy it's dangerous! Audrey: I want to be dangerous! Me: *dies of laughter*

[@elisabellamedina5135]

Kadiatu Marie Hallowell it’s okay you’ll get used to be called cringe because of your age which you can’t even control 😁

[@xxgamergirlxxgaming5063]

Sounds like me and my brother talking I'm mal and and my brother would be Audrey

[@blutheepicgamer2232]

omfg thats so true xdddddd

[@ethansmith4503]

Audrey: Steals, attacks future queen, uses magic, pulls a maleficent, and turns king to stone: No repercussions Smee's sons: Children of sidekick who isn't even that evil: Imprisoned on Isle of the Lost for most of their life

[@marie_antoinettewithoutahe1562]

Rich kids pass so annoying

[@NebulaDarkness]

That's the whole point of the movie. And Hades, although he's not the one to talk, does say a thing or two about it too

[@benbriefs798]

Where's the logic?

[@elisabethfanfan9560]

She got a slap on wrist

[@p1ercethemadi]

They turned the king into a beast

[@Misin.]

The writers made Evie a really likeable character. I very much enjoyed her, Carlos was another good character too, I enjoyed him a lot too.

[@ntfoperative9432]

RIP Cameron

[@daniellopezparra6430]

Honestly Jay and Carlos did not get enough scenes in the movie

[@wonderstorm116]

*AND HARRY AND GUESTON’S KID GOT MOE SCREENTIME THAN THEM MKJFNSDVNJIFENFJRNFKDNFJDJRER*

[@ruwayda3565]

@@daniellopezparra6430jay especialpy

[@milxstka]

Carlos was the reason I wanted to watch the first movie so bad when I was a kid, then the second one came out I think I barely watched it, the 3rd one I was way too old for but, I always got mad whenever a cool kid like Dicky, Luke or Gabe from good luck Charlie didn't win at being cool.

[@ryanwagner794]

So if Mal and Ben had kids... they be like 25% human, 25% Beast, 25% fairy dragon and 25% god? This is literally fanfic

[@zara27520]

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴👁👄👁🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@kagomecc461]

Yep EXACTLY.

[@kerrybuck3830]

Ooooo that would be cool

[@oluwatoyinadeleye9718]

That would be really cool

[@Lior353]

it sounds like a poorly written fanfic

[@rlkthegreat]

I never seen a grown man so knowledgeable about descendants.

[@maddiedarling3153]

Same.

[@ironkevman1513]

agent_ rlk I completely forgot descendants was a thing

[@christophergongora7885]

Thats what us Dads do when we actually chill with our kids and we happen to be Cinephiles

[@minatodroger7890]

Right lol

[@mvckingjays]

Off topic butttt I'm ur 1k like ;-;

[@ari3828]

Are we going to ignore the fact that an entire kingdom is struggling against an angsty teen who got out of a break up?

[@ceve]

Evillious Chronicles in a nutshell

[@iCherub]

Lmao

[@goodjobeli]

literally I was thinking "girl he broke up with you move on" the entire film

[@sophiainthestars6748]

Just give her some ice cream my god (I still love the movie tho for real)

[@iciajay6891]

TEEN probs are the ultamie probs.

[@eddiestaud1843]

You know I think Hades being Mel’s dad could have been more interesting if he was just like “So I left you mom for a goddess named Persephone but we where forcefully separated and she got stuck on the mainland and I just want to see her again.” Bam. A more interesting character than any in the trilogy.

[@Mialikesthings]

They are following Disney’s Hades rather than the actual Greek mythology. We see this as a the whole rock thing and fire thing in the movie and Hades overall personality being different.

[@ManjimaPagolChagol_10]

@@Mialikesthings if they followed ACTUAL Greek mythology then Hades would not be the Villain in the first place

[@liamcruikshank1472]

Now there’s a fourth one

[@MLBedits4U-bc1sp]

maam this is a kids movie-

[@Kingdom850]

@@MLBedits4U-bc1sp Kids deserve good stories with interesting characters.

[@ellakatepullen8974]

mal- " i cant be queen of just auradon, i have to be queen of the isle too." ben- was the 95% not enough for you?

[@kiratehe1010]

STOPPPPPPPPP

[@111zoe]

HAHDJD

[@katymariex1]

JHDJSHDKS

[@worldfuturestar]

LMAOO

[@doctorcorgi3134]

I don't get it.

[@hellotherehumans5398]

I just love how Ben knew Mal for like 1 year and proposed to her when they are like 17

[@CC-sq1kf]

That's pretty slow for a Disney movie tbh

[@moriahperetz9306]

Actually he WASN'T ALLOWED TO PROPOSE bc u *need* to BE *18*

[@cunningsmile4166]

They ARE 18. Its been two years since the first film

[@moriahperetz9306]

@@cunningsmile4166 only one year! WERE U NOT LISTENING TO THE VIDEO

[@maadtee6281]

@@emmamoriarty4648 in their time there wasn't even any electricity like how it is in descendants

[@ameliadelpilar9732]

"Yea yea ok Mal, back it up, leave some room for Jesus alright" Had me dying

[@shonteldixon2341]

I rewinded that part like 10 times so funny!!!

[@jazziethunderheart718]

I was rolling

[@maddia2973]

Haha yess

[@lifewithfaith9704]

The likes are at 666 so imma just leave it

[@Queen_SN0WFLAKE]

Here’s my biggest problem, in Descendants 2 Maleficent is taken to the isle when it has the barrier. The lizard thing was a spell. Maleficent should have returned to her true form in the second movie

[@yuluvchii]

Evil magic does not work on the isle. Maleficent turning into a lizard was not evil magic it’s what she deserved

[@Amy-hj2hi]

So basically this whole movie would've never happened if hades and maleficent didn't hook up

[@moongi852]

Ummm kinda ... Actually Yeah

[@heartattacks3452]

Yeah pretty much the whole franchise wouldn't happen...

[@eugene7720]

Haha- *yea*

[@Marty-us9zs]

I laughed a lot when I realised that Hades was married to his only true love, Persephone, and now he cheated hooking up with Maleficent, just imagine Persephone’s reaction.

[@aesthetic8538]

@alex meyer what about wandvison

[@lainaballls]

Audrey: “you’d rather have a VK on the throne than me” Also Audrey (to be on the throne): *becomes a VK*

[@ladylouthebest8620]

Karen Hernandez exactly

[@freyekman9505]

She does’nt became a VK, cause sleepin’ beauty isn’t a villian

[@karumeg]

You can't turn a VK, but you can turn to a villain

[@boysenberryicecream]

XD

[@RenTran1]

I thought that meant kid of a villain.

[@yonisavransky3731]

nobody: literally nobody: descendants: DANCE OFF AGAINST SUITS OF ARMOR!

[@Koel25]

I watched it and me and my family were done with this movie the songs the corny dancing

[@Lopholillie]

The more you watch this movie, the more you realise how valid Hades is for being mad about being stuck on the Isle. Like, he's a god. He's literly keeping the underworld in order

[@misseli1]

I mean Aurora's daughter being bitter towards Maleficent's daughter makes a ton of sense if you think about it

[@alexiselliott9579]

Not really like I get the concept of it being like that but she shouldn't have anything against mal if mal herself didn't do anything directly to audrey

[@megastar4470]

@@alexiselliott9579 Mal stole her fiancee. And then Ben humiliated her in public. She has plenty against them both.

[@JO-de6jw]

@@megastar4470 not her finance her boyfriend who really didn't like her otherwise he would've stayed with her after the spell washed off in the magic lake

[@erindavis189]

@@JO-de6jw .

[@katiekroboth6006]

miraselca audrey didn’t care about ben she wanted the crown

[@unoriginal1562]

Audrey’s lines in this movie 70% creepy evil laughs 20% complaining about Mal 10% angrily screaming because her plans don’t work

[@victorhalliwell2750]

So true. But I love her as a villain. She slayed, and Mal was shook to her core!

[@Nataly-lk9yj]

😂😂

[@Hi-ph3zr]

More like 50 percent screaming xD

[@Foxy02016]

Unoriginal 156 yes exactly

[@notinservice4691]

Yeah

[@picklepugg1626]

Tell me WHY Hades is locked on an island, like he's a literal god and who's gonna take care of the Underworld now?

[@saturn2599]

True, like no ones there half the year (with Persephone leaving for 6 months of the year to see her mother), so souls would just be piling up, and up, and up. It would be a really dumb idea lol

[@salem-01]

@@saturn2599 Persephone is only there for 4 months (1 third of the year) so that would be even worse!

[@saturn2599]

@@salem-01 Oh wow! I actually didn't know that xD, Disney you pulled a dumb move there bros lol

[@rizzybelle69420]

I wondered the same thing, then I just considered that it was just a name. I don't know 🤷‍♀️

[@Pukeprincess]

HOW were humans even allowed or better yet ABLE to do that.

[@elizabethweigle6146]

Wait wait wait wait…. If Celia is the daughter of Dr. Facillier, the VooDoo man in Princess and The Frog, why didn’t she get any powers? Why didn’t her dad step in? This would’ve been an amazing point for her to me room having “friends in the other side”. Lost opportunity

[@DestinyMcunu-on2bg]

She kinda did some readings like her dad but thoses were deleted

[@annmarie6095]

I agree but I loved the fact she still made the reference

[@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent]

Audrey's hair (before the transformation) reminds of used Aquafresh toothpaste.

[@breananansamba4647]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@lamp6798]

😂😂😂

[@warreng675]

Lol

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

Joniah Demarco Y E S!!

[@charmitchell4149]

It doesn’t make sense bc Audrey was being nice at the end in descendants 1 but then for some reason she wasn’t there in descendants two and came back mad

[@dancingsun2]

She played nice, she left to go on a vacation because she was emotionally unstable. She came back thinking she'd win Ben over but instead Ben proposed to Mal. Audrey was angry because of that and because her family kept putting pressure on her to be queen and wouldn't take anything less from her.

[@mothknight7050]

probably because her grandma kept guilt tripping her about it lol

[@alisapatience9793]

The gaps are filled in”Audrey’s Royal Return”

[@kyb740]

She’s unstable😂😂 Honestly I think she was more mad about them getting married. I don’t think she thought their relationship would last. And In the 2nd movie she was gone to change her hair to look like Mal and stuff so Ben would notice her

[@gaytrise]

dude id be pissed too if I ever found love and someone stole him away with a love potion. granted, I wouldn't do that she did but I'd be mad

[@danidelcy1291]

"The entire magic was friendship all along" Me: This is starting to sound like My Little Pony, but with leather bodysuits and angsty teens.

[@carelican]

YES HAHA

[@RenTran1]

I'd watch that.

[@karleighsquadofficial6771]

*exotic butters*

[@ciara6138]

@@karleighsquadofficial6771 *yes.*

[@killjoy863]

that’s why i like it

[@Roanoak]

Ben's fake facial hair alone make this movie the best of the 3. I like How Ben is the king but doesn't make any decisions and Mal is like I need to be a QUEEN OF EVERYTHING.

[@nixuniverse5240]

To be honest I felt like Audrey being the villain was a good concept, it makes sense why she would be the villain, but there was no build up to in. In the first movie she was upset for a bit, but then she got with Chad and was all hunky dory at the end, in the second movie she wasn’t even there, and now in the third movie she’s the main villain. I feel like the second movie should’ve shed at least SOME light on Audrey and her anger for Mal taking Ben away from her. Like I said Audrey being the villain makes perfect sense but the lack of build up to that point made it seem forced.

[@egg7022]

NixUniverse I can totally imagine Audrey at the end of descendants 2 when Mal kissed Ben 😂

[@Ray_Vun]

i agree. aubrey as the villain made sense. it was just poorly executed. she has the motives to be the villain. she obtains the power, but it was all so poorly executed afterwards. when chad was begging to be spared and that he'd be her minion, i was totally expecting her to turn him into a crow, which was maleficent's pet/minion. was disappointed when she didn't use him for anything. not even to throw off the vks. she could've sent chad to trick the vks and send them on a wild goosechase . her turning ben into the beast was a good call, that's something we had gotten hints before, like when uma and mal were fighting at the end of d2. celia being aubrey's hostage made no sense. we know nothing of this girl, except she was doing favors for hades. i think drizzy being the hostage would've made much more sense, because there had already been a relationship established with her. uma was also severely underutilized in this. she had ursula's magic shell, and all she used it for was to make mal's spells stronger

[@CeltycSparrow]

I agree. I actually thought Hades was going to be the main villain. Maybe Dr. Facilier. But we have all of ONE scene with Dr. Facilier and for Hades, he had the secret father/daughter relationship with Mal....he got the best song in the movie.....he could have been the big villain and Audrey could have been the secondary. Instead, we get TWO SCENES with Hades, one where he fights his daughter for a minute and one where he sings at her about her daddy issues and then he vanishes until the end of the movie.

[@victorhalliwell2750]

@@Ray_Vun But you got to admit, Queen of mean was the best song in the movie and Audrey slayed as a villain. But they should have built her up more. And Mal was shook by Audrey. All hail the #Queenofmean !

[@madamefluffy4788]

...who was Chad, again?

[@Ruushii]

Plot twist: Hades *ember thing* is actually an infinity stone Take note thanos!!

[@asdfghjklsksksk6588]

PeetaJammer Disney does own Marvel, so...

[@camgeorge6222]

So why was it suppress by fairy godmothers wand.

[@axyrizz3100]

Thanos: Allow me to introduce myself

[@alexandraschultz1481]

PeetaJammer that’s not an emerald its a ruby. Your colorblind man.

[@serawitbogale4720]

It’s not an emerald it’s an ember

[@AgilityDZN]

*Mal:* Hi, dad. *They had us in the first half, not gonna lie..*

[@AgilityDZN]

@Ethan Kellerman Still wasn't all that surprising, to be fair. Maleficent and Hades had a thing in Disney's old villains cartoon (plus Mal's clothing in this movie gives it away too much)

[@ariesgrill4999]

@Ethan Kellerman Wait which book? I own all of them I'm pretty sure and I didn't know that. Or maybe I don't remember..

[@ultrabigfella]

@Ethan Kellerman yeah that was never mentioned in the books.

[@ariesgrill4999]

@@cinemqs Oooh okay!

[@serawitbogale4720]

AgilityDZN Her clothing is edgy like in all the movies but it doesn’t give that much away is you thing of her parents and didn’t know it your first guess would probably be malificent but if your talking about her dad probably hades

[@cthonmon_4781]

Disney Execs: "This is going to be the most legendary trilogy in Disney history with a modern twist on it!" Descendants Actors: "So this is where dignity ends."

[@jonquilgemstone]

Original villains: die Auradon: resurrects them, plonks them on an island, and nearly leaves their children to rot there forever Audrey: says sorry Auradon: no prob, sweetie

[@ramonleyva2433]

Welp its all about Forgiving and starting over ig💁

[@Xehanort10]

They should have left the villains dead. And instead of only forgiving people who know and care that what they've done is wrong, show guilt and remorse for it, are willing to do whatever they can to make up for it and will keep doing things to make up for it until they have Descendants operates on the naive Spy Kids logic of "Once a villain is beaten once they're automatically redeemed and turned good." That's not how it works with either real or fictional evil.

[@josephthegod3514]

Yeah Audrey was in control the entire time

[@songbirdwithus6532]

Exactly!

[@naomitran1390]

She should be punished. I mean, it’s not fair. It doesn’t matter if she’s some pink princess or an AK.

[@nymph7551]

Hades: I was once married to Maleficent and we have a child together Persephone: Am I a joke to u?

[@slothoverlord4388]

To be fair Hades and Maleficent were a thing in House of Mouse so at least they’re being accurate to Disney history

[@Elle-nm5rt]

Persephone* Sorry, it was bugging me, no hate

[@axyrizz3100]

Ohhhhhhh :o

[@not_gabi6508]

Hold up I didn’t pay much attention in World History who’s Persephona?

[@bruhitzanerd8366]

@@not_gabi6508 the goddess of spring in Greek mythology

[@ilincaguzu4007]

I like how uma is literally flirting with Harry in two movies, and he still got stucked in the friendzone at the end

[@emmabathandbeyond3845]

Galaxy 237 highkey was waiting for them to get together at the end

[@jungoo3486]

I think that Harry and Jay had a thing going on

[@risaster857]

@@jungoo3486 oh definitely but also kind of Jay and Gil? Like Jay just sees this cute boy in awe over berries and then like changes his plans to go adventuring with him after they finish school. Either way my point is there's no way Jay is straight. He's also the only one of the main four who didn't end up with anyone, unless we're counting him asking Gil on adventures ending up with someone. Which would make sense if somewhere someone who made the movies intended on him being gay cause like that's usually left to subtext in kids stuff.

[@madfoot]

It’s so sad tho

[@engagingathena9965]

Melancholic Ecstasy I agree

[@itsdramallama_]

I love how in all three descendants films, everyone forgets magic doesn’t work on the isle

[@EmillyKathrynnWattpad]

Ok did anyone else notice that Mals hair was slowly turning BLUE

[@sillygoofygooberthatsme]

I KNOW RIGHT I THOUGHT MY ONCE UPON A TIME WAS WITH EVIE

[@mrmo99]

Maybe that’s something to do with her becoming closer to her father

[@bijediaz6585]

Becase haidies is her dad!!!!!!

[@bijediaz6585]

Ben and evie would be beter

[@sillygoofygooberthatsme]

@@bijediaz6585 Agreed

[@ezleanor]

You know when Mal said there was no spell that could reverse that other stuff, she was right. She said *spell* not anything about enchanted lake water :p

[@renatachusid3795]

Omg they could've made enchanted water guns to reverse all of the spells cast by Audrey......

[@cunningsmile4166]

The scepter is too powerful. Only the wand and ember can do that. They didnt call FG because she has panic attacks

[@renatachusid3795]

@Julia Slegt ikr I should've written and directed Descendants. WE BEEN KNEWW 🤣

[@idkeithertbh]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[@haashimtanvir5324]

No way

[@strangeling]

*Audrey appears with stick* Mal: is this a joke? Stick: am I joke to u?

[@fatma-ex3in]

and this has to be a joke?????

[@fatma-ex3in]

@Da'Ja Smith and you don't have something else to dooooo

[@JustAZillennial]

I'm dying 😂

[@strangeling]

Ella Ellison Yeah, you made it 69. Appreciate it

[@thalietakesthetrolley2254]

I have a problem with this "everyone is asleep" thing because in a nice place like whatever this place is called, there must be people swimming in pools and the beach and stuff. So what happens to them? they drown? And also what if someone is cooking and/or the stove is on? sharp objects? Or they're climbing a roof or something and the spell is cast and they fall? And they might starve.

[@validedits652]

*” and so they have a dance off with the magical nights and shining armor , and that’s how they reverse the spell......”*

[@Mlovespugs1011]

Anna Cause it totally makes sense..... right?

[@reaginwright9027]

Anna mal cast a spell and when she said nights fall pitch black they went pitch blacka

[@ttxlovely8629]

Knights*

[@helenahitsman6456]

They do moves that the nights copy and they do so much to where the nights "break" did that break it down for ya (im not tryin to be rude just informin ya 😁)

[@lillyd8289]

How the freak lmao

[@zannia5510]

I just can’t believe this Audrey girl caused all this chaos and received no repercussions meanwhile a bunch of innocent kids are imprisoned on an island 🙃

[@amberpillar7214]

Zannia Ojibe right? Hades even pointed that out and still nothing happened to her. Also her apology seemed to have come out of no where. Like she takes over auradon then the very next scene she's sorry??? It seemed really rushed

[@quistwing]

thats disney movies for you

[@bagpaper6964]

Martin Buckle hence it’s rushed, it could’ve been done better ya know

[@staciajohnson887]

Honestly, her acting was bad in this movie (no hate), she wasn't a convincing villain at all.

[@mack7297]

Zannia Ojibe well i mean their not on the island anymore

[@whatever3945]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the villains such as ursula, mother gothel, jafar, the evil queen etc are roaming free with the barrier down?

[@1llxnaee]

Exactly! I guess the girl that thinks she has to be queen of everything(Mal) isn’t that bright after all.🙄

[@phifuru]

isn't Mother Gothel kinda sorta a little bit dead, tho

[@lucidrii1490]

@@phifuru so did Ursula, Maleficent, and other villains

[@justtrying1952]

@@phifuru Well all the other villains died (that we’ve seen so far in the movies) but Disney still brought them back, so Mother Gothel can easily be alive in the descendants movies

[@thedude8457]

And the fact that their kids were excited to see them again even though they were abusive assholes to them

[@առօ-հ1ձ]

I DIED OF LAUGHTER why are these recaps better than the actual movies?!?!

[@Neutral_Tired]

So, we're brushing over the fact that Mal is half god and still not stronger than some bimbo with a magic stick?

[@isabellpascual197]

Also on the plus side Audrey doesn't even have powers whatsoever

[@tinkersdinkers]

can you not call her a bimbo

[@chaoticrobotic]

We're brushing over thr fact that Mal has effectively become a Mary Sue? Aight, cool-

[@Neutral_Tired]

@@tinkersdinkers why not? Is it inaccurate?

[@tinkersdinkers]

@@Neutral_Tired Yes. Yes it is. She is not sexualized and she is not there just as a pretty face and body. She just had everything ripped away from her. Even though her reaction was very overdramatic, it's not being an airhead, with that much change, anyone could fall under the pressure. Also, calling someone a bimbo is extremely rude and outdated. Your underlying self insecurity is showing. I hope you know that there are probably children in this comment section. edit 5/04/21: hey y'all could you please not respond with your rebuttals anymore it's been over a year for me and i've changed my viewpoint i would very much not like a reminder to how ben-shapiroeque i tried to be when i was younger thank you xx 🖐️😩

[@emilyivalu]

I love how everyone got a glow up and then there is Ben

[@myeshaanddanielasdiary]

Doug*

[@mariapalacios1348]

@@myeshaanddanielasdiary tHat man had a whole glow down

[@4thosewhorbored690]

Doug should NOT have grown his hair out

[@galacticquasaur2956]

@@4thosewhorbored690 Agree to disagree

[@cam8156]

@@4thosewhorbored690 totally agree

[@alishajoshi6028]

Wait, since Hades is a god, and Mal is his daughter, doesn't that make Mal a demi-god.

[@salehahmedali4207]

*Jesus has joined the chat*

[@imeldaleal5517]

Mal****

[@janellehaines9705]

Yes. Yes that does make Mal a demi-god

[@angiev3414]

Well a Demi Farie

[@wendygrajeda9768]

Not really since her mom is a fairy and demigods are half god half human

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

Audrey has literally turned almost everyone to stone, broke into the museum and turned Mal the soon to be queen into a old lady! And like HOW THE HECK IS SHE NOT PUT TO SOME PUNISHMENT THEY JUST GLOSS OVER EVERYTHING LIKE WHY!? Edit: okay let’s check this comment I made… HOLY SHIRT 141 LIKES?

[@AnCatalyst]

And Mal killed Audrey💀

[@rose_blue1]

​@@AnCatalyst You obviously did not watch the movie, mal did not kill Audrey.

[@AnCatalyst]

@@rose_blue1 she did, but Hades brought her back

[@preacherpaul8283]

To be fair in the first movie Mal Jay Evie and Carlos tried to take over the kingdom but they let them go and made Mal their queen

[@ZoysBrown]

The VK’ s tried to do the same thing in the first movie nothing happened either

[@pumpkinsa1722]

Mal: nothing is more powerful than the sector other than hades’ ember Evie: tRuE lOvEs KiSs, wOrKs EvErY tImE *kisses Doug and breaks the movie*

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

1) The wand. 2) The Enchanted Lake. 3) True Love's Kiss What else, future commenters?

[@theawesomebat1244]

Pump Kinsa “Well, that’s just lazy writing”

[@galaxy._.4687]

The thing that turned her into an "old hag" was a curse not exactly a spell to make her sleep or love someone or etc. ;-;

[@warriorwolfehh]

True love's kiss can break curses, not really be used as a weapon against Audrey, that's what they were referring to. But they totally should have had Beast Ben and Old Mal have to kiss and break their curses xD

[@felicityguillen]

Scepter*

[@fotinik1259]

*I want to be dangerous* is the descendants equivalent of Riverdales' *I'm weird, I'm a weirdo I DoNt fiT iN aND I DoNt wAnNa fiT iN*

[@juliusbeutler7090]

You mean the "the descendants" equivalent

[@fotinik1259]

@@juliusbeutler7090 right

[@alli2448]

You ever see me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

[@fotinik1259]

@@alli2448 *I've been waiting for this comment*

[@kapokikkodragneel1505]

The I don't fit in and don't wanna fit in is kinda relatable though... Maybe that's just because I'm an EdGy TeEn... Don't come at me

[@lalaluv093]

"And now the inner city kids get to hang out in the suburbs" Had me dead 😂

[@yourfavoriteannie]

why do they ask mal for advice…? they are literally the king and queen and they’re putting their kingdom in the hands of their sons fiancé

[@dianarose8313]

Has anyone realized that this movie happened bc a girl got jealous of another girl being with her ex bf like ???

[@biondaangulo3013]

Miranda Rizik I mean if a girl randomly had my boyfriend because of a magic spell, my first thought would be “WHAT THE HEL- you know what I’m gonna kill this girl”

[@angelinaarangel]

KitsWorld I would poison her 😌💅

[@LowYummy]

Beautiful. Magnificent. Awesome U R Special hire a hitman or just say awful things about the girl or guy. ruin their LIFE or LIVES!

[@adeleaslan8182]

Exactly. And everyone acts like she’s cool or right? Cmon

[@mrsdrspencerreid5150]

@@biondaangulo3013 Ok but like Ben was spelled for half a date the stayed with Mal like he clearly didn't want to be with her.

[@darleneharrison5819]

audrey: *I WANT TO BE DANGEROUS* everyone and alex: *you are wearing a leather oufit*

[@ravensvirtuallife9004]

Darlene Harrison and it’s pink lol

[@mynameisnamesyed7941]

Not funny idiot.

[@jenny3222]

Celia: *throws ember down the water thing* Also Celia 5 minutes later when she gets caught by Audrey and the ember is the only way to save them all : MaL HelP Me

[@corijaiden]

Namjoonie I was so pissed when that happened

[@AnAutistArtist]

Mal: shut da fuck up

[@rainbowflowergirl7581]

@@AnAutistArtist LOLOL

[@rainbowflowergirl7581]

ARMYYYY

[@maisy_1023]

*nAaH bItCh SaVe YoSeLf*

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

Weirdly, one of my favorite moments in this is when one of the VKs is eating berries and is so enthused because there is something good to eat just lying around, when in the island there is nothing and you have to scrounge to survive. The descendant he is talking to (I think son of Jafar) realizes how much better he has it since coming to Auradon, and that he's been taking it for granted. They plan to go exploring together once the kingdom is saved. I thought it was a moment with weight in a mostly frothy movie. I also can't overlook the fact that the whole "There are good and bad guys on both sides of the wall" speech was put into a movie while the whole "we're going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it" stuff was going on. It was blunt but she wasn't wrong.

[@josephthegod3514]

Chad is literally the most Chad character ever.

[@courageisbeautiful5476]

What's the point of him being in the movie anyways? His character never amounted to anything.

[@sophia-tj1ck]

@@courageisbeautiful5476 He kinda was important in the first movie. Where we shouldn't judge a book by its cover which was what Evie did at first in the science lab

[@courageisbeautiful5476]

@@sophia-tj1ck true but from the 2nd and 3rd movie he never had any character development. Heck he became a coward, or maybe he always has been.

[@sophia-tj1ck]

@@courageisbeautiful5476 yeah you're right. He was useless in the second and third movie😂

[@therealslimshawty1854]

Chad was like that useless, annoying comic relief character that many shows have >_>

[@creatingdanni]

Mal: I Love this Alex: *passes scene* yeah yeah, leave some room for Jesus I AM DEAD LOOOL

[@muaoribia4140]

YEEESSS tho xD

[@kristinarahman8227]

Lol

[@slaytr.349]

how to be a villain: leather and coloured hair

[@irenemule1380]

Make it purple

[@gamemaker_seneca5050]

Or horns

[@nichellececena6032]

Yup

[@christinalazz]

Literally how it is

[@Trashboat4521]

Lesbians

[@bridgetbrennan6615]

In the book The Isle of the Lost, which is what the movies were based off of, Maleficent tells Mal that her father was a human. It’s plausible that she could’ve lied to Mal, but there’s no way Hades could’ve been her dad.

[@annmarie6095]

You can't tell her tho her daddy issues made her stronger!

[@guobinluo815]

Maybe they got married on the island, had Mal and divorced. Then wouldn't Hades basically be just a human since his god powers don't work on the isle?

[@rishima3354]

mal in desendents 2 : *goes to the isle but her blonde hair stays the same even though she used magic to make her hair blonde* mal in desendents 3 : *goes to the isle and the curse magic doesnt work* Me: *confusion*

[@adarbro]

I think it’s only evil magic that is affected.

[@hannaht1325]

@@adarbro but she used the blonde hair spell from maleficent's book

[@miyadeen2978]

Like at every movie she literally lose every always have a pity party it’s annoying

[@random_url222]

You’re looking for too much logic in a disney channel movie

[@lolololbanana1829]

@@hannaht1325 that's not evil xd

[@abbyrosen4364]

Audrey’s whole “revelation” is basically just her going through her emo phase

[@Xehanort10]

Her and the villain kids are all posers. They sing about how evil they are but don't do anything evil and Audrey sings a whiny "I got dumped so I'm evil now" song.

[@abbyrosen4364]

@Xehanort10 LMAO. It’s like when you get rejected by your crush in elementary school so you write bad poems in your diary and you think you’re “edgy”.

[@Xehanort10]

@@abbyrosen4364 Yeah. Ben and Audrey just seemed like one of those royal arranged marriages where a princess is chosen to marry the future king or a prince to marry the future queen so why Audrey's acting like she really loved him I don't know.

[@augustproductions4914]

@@Xehanort10 Queen of Mean will ALWAYS be a bop.

[@gaminggoof1542]

@@Xehanort10 11:26 I could care less she was killed. What’s this resurrection BS though? In EVERY Classic Disney movie (the ones the children are based on) the villain ALWAYS dies, so what the hell?

[@lmg3starwars164]

Mal: " I can't just be queen of auradon, I have to be queen of the isle too." Me: one kingdom isnt enough?

[@rosygarrido]

Whhhhhyyyy couldn't Uma be the Queen of the Isle. She knew it better than Mal. I just don't understand it at all.

[@gachagwen108]

I know right greedy

[@authorofone]

She meant that she couldn’t just leave the Isle completely. Just like you always defend your home, she will always see the Isle as her origin. She may have turned good in Auradon, but she was made on the Isle. When Mal says this, she gets dominion over both the Isle and Auradon, so she can break the barrier

[@gachagwen108]

Cubie Who thank you for that but Then why didn’t she just go back the Isle?

[@riripari2042]

I felt like she meant it as a metaphor. Like she meant that she couldn't simply forget the people stuck in the isle and needed to look out for their best interest like Ben does for his people.

[@wordsmith6154]

You should do a video on the animated finale. Yes, they made one. It's technically a Descendants 4 and guess what? Chad's in this one too and he STILL manages to do absolutely nothing. They do address Mal's mom being a lizard though, so that's neat.

[@kronome]

Quote of the year: *i WaNt To Be DaNgErOuS*

[@dariateodora8943]

The most Wattpad quote ever

[@katelinegang6206]

Kronome Music clap clap clap so inspirational best quote ever👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@kronome]

Llamacorn thank you thank you 😆

[@creaturesoul4469]

I mean, I just imagined that Audrey was meant to look like a child trying to be a bad guy, but idk.

[@lelo5247]

Daria Teodora said by most of the boys 😂😂

[@nicolekhella1934]

"So we are gonna do what riverdale did for abs but with songs" I laughed so hard i literally chocked

[@cameron8619]

Nicole Khella choked*

[@abbymutter4509]

ben’s beast costume is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

[@xiomysam]

abby mutter hooooo My gosh. 👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾

[@mianova7191]

🤭🤣

[@cooperbouse]

Only comment that genuinely made me laugh out loud

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

We have very different sleep paralysis demons.

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Audrey is totally in the right. Mal drugged her boyfriend, and in doing so, completely stole her life. Ben and Audrey never even broke up, Mal just straight up stepped in front of her and they acted like nothing happened.

[@darkmessiah8792]

mal didn't really drug ben, she put a spell on him. and before you say it's the same thing, its really not

[@shamus248]

I mean it was pretty apparent that Audrey only wanted Ben for the royal status. And when Ben (spelled obviously) first said he loved Mal, Audrey responded by kissing Chad and saying he was her boyfriend now. Clearly she wasn't eager to fight to get Ben back lol

[@Elephantian-joy]

@@shamus248 I think she was trying to make ben jealous

[@Elephantian-joy]

I agree with you. That is the evil of Hollywood. They are trying to brainwash people and say good people are bad and bad people are good. I stopped watching that show because I started realizing it was a bad influence on me as well the public. I also pray for the actors. Most of them are bad except China McLain who played Ursula. I saw her interview and she said because of her bad experiences with these bad people she is now trying to be closer to God and staying away from all that bs. And she even agreed with what I said and was warning people. Saying Hollywood is trying to manipulate people in believing bad people are good.

[@Elephantian-joy]

@@shamus248 No Hollywood is good at brainwashing people. Kids especially on saying good people are bad and people should embrace the bad guys. They are trying to make Audrey look bad in the movie. In real life she would be hurt and I am sure she had a crush on him since they were kids. She has every right being hurt at mal Mal is a home wrecker Another sign of the devil. No thanks

[@fizzykiddo]

"Audrey turns Ben, Carlos, Jay, and Evie to stone." " _Although, she also gets that dog in there so maybe it's not all that bad_ " I love his hatred for Dude.

[@kyb740]

· Mewelii · omg yes!! He hated Dude

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

He was better when he didn’t talk. It was a little fun at first. Then I started hating it.

[@trinaq]

Yes, Alex pretty much summed up all of our reactions towards Dude, in the fact that they actually used the whole "Talking animal shtick" which has been done TO DEATH!😩

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

@Spider- Man Yeah, I guess he did help a bit.

[@colorbar.s]

of course it's called "dude"

[@wayellas]

I mean if a girl that my family has beef with her family gave my boyfriend a magical cookie that made him dance and sing shirt less for Her i would get hella mad.

[@ginsatomic]

hate when that happens

[@captainstupid818]

Relatable

[@datartisttho1987]

That's true, and has happened to me years ago. I don't really blame Audrey though. Edit: OMG thanks for the likes guys

[@emiilysheils5030]

Fair enough

[@preshiem2943]

Dat Artist Tho yup. Totally relatable.

[@starlitlps7880]

when you watch this before the actual movie movie: *am I a joke to you*

[@mooiioo8094]

Starlit LPS ikr

[@denaerangel]

Yes, yes you are

[@edgarnello9165]

Im watching this cuz the actual movie is cringe

[@ar.6968]

Bold of you to assume that I would actually watch the movie.

[@53prime]

Ok, I rented D1 from Family Video and was super pumped for it but gave up before the 20 minute mark, but after seeing Alex's videos I thought maybe I didn't give it a fair shake. Enter Dis+, and honestly. I really like all of them! My wife and kids are sick of me.

[@princessbeaniewiggle]

Okay, the "who wants gum" thing made me laugh. The way she shakes the bag and has that deadpan expression on her face. It just seems so out of place I can't help but chuckle at it. I'm almost convinced it wasn't supposed to be there and that Sofia didn't know they were still filming but they decided to keep it in.

[@beam.ay1313]

i love sofia so much she’s just the most adorable person

[@delulu567]

I have a theory... *THIS WAS MAL'S PLAN! IN THE BEGINNING WHAT DID SHE WANT?!* _-TAKE THE WAND, RULE THE WORLD, AND BREAK DOWN THE BARRIER_ *and what did she get?* _-THE WAND, THE WHOLE KINGDOM, AND the Isle, BECAME QUEEN, AND BROKE THE BARRIER_ *_duh_*

[@Spanish101class]

Bowing down now*

[@moviemaster8510]

I'm the -bad- *GOOD* guy.

[@asylnn]

*cough cough* her mom forced her to do it at first *cough cough*

[@grace5439]

Wow she was playing the long game. What a legend.

[@D4N4Y4]

*OOP--*

[@scruffy4473]

"leave some room for Jesus" 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed way too hard at that

[@GO-FORTH-MINISTRY]

And how he cut her off and pulled her back💀😂 WHEEZED

[@naomif3293]

Lol ya

[@mysticalmusic3]

Literally no one ever: Celia: I noticed you were dangerously low on canned corn. Evie: Who wants gum?!

[@toasterofbread3800]

Mystical Music eheh celia was using an excuse to be down there it wasbt that random

[@Nionivek]

What is odd is Evie's thing is so UNFUNNY... I thought she was trying to be intimidating.

[@efiechan-7127]

I was 494 like:3

[@a.b.5473]

*Celia

[@penciljkimnotapencil7684]

"the movie is just so" - rockfestival ad starts playing - I chuckled

[@moshiiijooon5358]

Mylittle pony: the power of friendship can defeat anything Decendents 3: hold my script

[@liannadavis3528]

Moshiiijooon 😂

[@haley8484]

OOF 😂🤣

[@Greendalewitch]

Descendands 3: No one can me because I have the power of Friendship Fairy Tail: Am I a joke to you?

[@ninjaked1265]

Uma’s necklace can power up the ember

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Is it me or does everyone from the isle of the lost have to wear fingerless gloves

[@taylorkardos6521]

Unicorn Barfing rainbows they think it’s a personality trait

[@alissahuynh788]

Unicorn Barfing rainbows and leather pants

[@iwannbeyournumber1]

They shopped at hot topic

[@kikiwhite_creates]

Unicorn Barfing rainbows 😂😂😂

[@shrekoof3438]

Unicorn Barfing rainbows YESSSd

[@john_marksithebe2073]

Anyone gonna mention that umas hair comes out perfectly dry when she's from underwater ( this is edited ) thank you for all the likes guys

[@garlantyrellthegallant9507]

Well, she transformed

[@syarifahnur1022]

Remind me of teen beach movie

[@randomdubs6789]

It’s probably CGI

[@crystalhoneydew3302]

Daughter of sea witch duh she can't get wet unless she wants to

[@refugeleisure8642]

I was more worried about the ember not turning off when it touched her tentacle.

[@j-of-a-kind13679]

0:16 oh little did Alex know 😭

[@imagine-ze3nu]

The dog actually shouldn’t be talking because in the last movie he went to the isle which would break the spell

[@pikachufumble4950]

Miya Nelson HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT

[@53prime]

OPE! You right!

[@idklol1233-u7z]

@Kaleela Edwards if I were mal I wouldn't give that annoying ass dog another chance to talk

[@theearthkingdom7537]

Am I the only one that thinks the ending is really stupid. I know there are like releasing everyone from the island so everyone can be happy and stuff but just think about this they just released every Disney villain ever and a lot of them are probably still evil and have their magic artifacts and there’s probably gonna be a lot of destruction And not all of the villain kids are good so they probably just doomed The kingdom

[@idklol1233-u7z]

@@theearthkingdom7537 i agree I kind of stoped trying to make sense of the ending a long time ago lol

[@ookeyan4249]

Descendents 1: Mommy issues Descendents 2: What lurks in the ocean Descendents 3: Border Patrol/ the Cameron Special

[@444niyah6]

ookeyan Very good summery of the series.

[@yoongischubbycheeks2544]

D 1: Mommy Issues D 2:Bestie Issues D 3:Daddy issues

[@itssyko3050]

Kai Lee ikr

[@yongbokjualanbrownis5839]

D1 Mommy issues D2 Bestie issues D3 Daddy isssues D4 Me Crying over Cameron boyce

[@nourithh]

why are people saying D2: Bestie Issues It’s mainly Boyfriend Issues

[@earltan7067]

The number of times Mal changes hairstyle is more than my friends.

[@JTWRIGHT1999]

Her hair is kinda symbolic if you think about it First movie it’s purple obviously as an ode to her mother and embracing being evil Second movie it starts off blonde as she tries to “fit in” to Auradon and leave behind her history on the isle, but noticeably there are still purple tips which symbolize she hasn’t left the isle behind Then it turns back to a bright magenta once she goes back symbolizing she wants to get far away from what she thought was a facade of her self she couldn’t keep up anymore Then later in the movie she elects to keep it purple as she acknowledges where she came from but that part of her life doesn’t define her as a person Then the third movie again it’s purple (much darker and similar to her original) but throughout you see hints of blue, signaling to her father Hades And by the end it’s blue and purple, showing she acknowledges her mother and father but that while their mistakes and their decisions don’t make her the person she is she still loves them and wants to showcase proudly her family that she might’ve been ashamed of when she first started settling in to Auradon

[@Ladywizard]

Well they do need to sell the merch

[@misao2463]

The movie's budget is buying wigs.:/

[@ShamariLaTiana]

Hydrate Plays The amount of times she changes into a dragon actually 💀!

[@yujuswifebecauseshesveryfr9414]

PrettygirlMari only three times but ok

[@danidkg4071]

so. he proposed to her at age 18. after singing to her. on stage. wearing a burger king crown. this movie is amazing.

[@Jassminneeeeee]

The song part is really true. I mean Evie sang a whole song just to kiss a guy like WHAT?!?!

[@deargodwhyamihere]

True but Sebastian sang a song to get the prince to Kiss The Girl so

[@charissbyrd8022]

Like come on lady, it's just a peck

[@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486]

To be fair it was a bomb song

[@crimsonrei_]

@@deargodwhyamihere 😂😂😂 Fr tho

[@misssteak1290]

And she could've allocated the time to cut his hair instead

[@angelinaarangel]

HOW COME NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HOW DIZZY AND CHAD ARE STEP-COUSINS!!!

[@hush7359]

Big deal

[@angelinaarangel]

AMV / EDITS shut the fuck up 💅

[@Ivory540]

I know realized that

[@jyotsnaambasta3162]

I know

[@marleneflores1640]

And i ooopp

[@beatriceoguku1406]

I low-key wanted Maleficent to come in this movie because the reunion with the dad and everything *I BET YOU* would've been hilarious af.

[@2xcrzkxk]

Was disappointed about that not happening

[@hamham1498]

but.... she's a lizard 😂

[@beatriceoguku1406]

@@hamham1498 LMFAOOOOO

[@_aaniya]

Beatrice Oguku show hades the lizard

[@dawnbutsophie]

@@hamham1498 you'd think audrey would've reversed the spell and teamed up with her lmao