Using Glitches and Tricks to Beat Half-Life 2

[@someguy5035]

Look at me flying around. Isn't a cool? Well I am only going to show me doing it, but not tell you how to do it. WTF is this douchebag nonsense? Down thumb.

[@gaiusfulmen]

Pin of shame

[@RealAnt86]

Sooner or later ya gonna get shamed on by the other commenters, delete while you can

[@ItsMoorbinTime]

You watch desinc for the casual game breakage, not tutorials.

[@governmentmanWalls1740]

Congratulations.

[@someguy5035]

@@RealAnt86 Of course. The internet is a haven for bottom feeders.

[@zapdog_]

"he won't last five minutes on foot" _"he won't need five minutes"_

[@twobladedswordsandmauls2120]

Well he didn't last five minutes on foot, but it would be more accurate to say the didn't last five minutes of foot. Though most men don't last even five minutes of foot, traveling tends to be a turn off.

[@qualifyy]

On-Plot-Point because that made so much sense

[@genos876]

@@qualifyy it's language of the gods

[@sladesdemise4436]

His feet werent on the ground for 5 minutes

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@twobladedswordsandmauls2120 *godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*

[@LifeofBoris]

thanks I will use these next time

[@deqnq1705]

When will the slav stop going through wormholes and going to other dimensions

[@elkinnortlee3497]

Whoot Boris is here

[@fluttershyt7775]

Borisss!!!!!

[@mentlegentleman7873]

could this be next video is hl2?

[@guardrailhitter]

still no half life video blyat

[@CheeseYourself]

Me: hey Girl: *"so you wanna do a 360 back-hop away from him"*

[@paduz]

Why is this fucking pinned after 5 years, are you ok?

[@fartimedes]

@@paduz why did he get pinned lmao

[@voidanomaly888]

Thanks for the advice

[@MilkDrainer]

*keep bunnyhopping and strafing away from him*

[@reshzy3807]

pin is no more

[@icehoof]

0:48 I like that you're hopping backwards at Mach 3 and the part you feel like explaining is that water negates fall damage

[@gumeniucion9023]

Yo wtf so low likes but its pinned

[@thomasbyrne2879]

Don't worry I wouldn't want to play this shitty game for too long either

[@arccostello8569]

Thomas Byrne Glitch’s are hard to perform there not common in the game, It’s a great game

[@prematuredgravy8033]

That's a mood

[@ynog0978]

@@thomasbyrne2879 it sounds like what a 11 year old will say to this game

[@Monody512]

Lazlo dying anyway reminds me of the scientist in Black Mesa who tries to treat the guard injured by a sniper. I don't remember if this is the case in the original, but he's set up so if you kill the sniper before he can shoot the scientist, the scientist will panic and run into a mine field. But in Black Mesa, for some strange reason the scientist will sometimes walk slowly instead of run, giving you time to go destroy all the mines before he gets there… and spontaneously explodes. :D

[@SpaceSanctum]

I just killed both of them before the sniper could ez frags

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Also Roggvir in Skyrim. If you kill the headsman set to execute him, he doesn't get decapitated, but WILL suffer an instantly fatal aneurysm a few seconds later anyway.

[@Monody512]

@@dragonwithamonocle Wow, the one thing that *doesn't* break that intro sequence! :P

[@dragonwithamonocle]

@@Monody512 Actually... Roggvir is in Solitude.

[@Monody512]

@@dragonwithamonocle Ah, you're right. I was thinking of the unnamed Stormcloak soldier in the intro.

[@amoori6076]

Only my eighth time rewatching this

[@cykachu8080]

Rookie numbers

[@WinterisCruel]

Amauri Camillo-Wilson those are rookie numbers. Bring those up man

[@eltruck0944]

omg, yes, same here dude

[@ilikecheese4518]

ive watched this a cumulative 37 times

[@nilesj.4117]

Amoori only 8? Why not 76?

[@tabasko420]

"- You can't always 360 your problems away Gord- - You bet." **flies away**

[@vxpdx]

Correction: -" ... " *flies away*

[@turidrowned]

Vortex Paradox Correction -"..." **flies away**

[@hakuzoable]

-Thats where you're wrong kiddo *litteral shitstorm of combine fly into view*

[@killzxc3]

why does everyone say he flies away HE DRIVES AWAY UNLES THAT YOUR TELLING ME THE SUIT IS A JET NOT A JET CAR!!!!!1 jeez ppl

[@blueshit199]

> 5 days ago > 1k+ likes what is going on here??

[@Truescreen]

Gotta love how the sniper shots are projectiles and not hitscan.

[@DeSinc]

interesting fact, the sniper's bullets actually are hitscan but the sniper entity only initiates the shot after the appropriate amount of time has passed for the distance. so he fires a fake bullet first, then after the appropriate time has passed he fires the real hitscan shot as the fake shot lands. it's like a source engine hack for simulating projectiles using the existing hitscan system

[@syeouu]

@@DeSinc i didn't know about that. and that's very interesting.

[@sourceeee]

@@DeSinc So youre telling me I'm getting scared by a fake gunshot? Well shit

[@alexthefnfgamerrus5938]

@@DeSinc вы русский

[@dusty8439]

@@alexthefnfgamerrus5938 нет он нет

[@Azure_Gust931]

My recommends keep showing this,and I watch it everytime

[@jesse6431]

Same here

[@kakashiuzumaki8541]

Yeah me just watched it like the 6th time as well right now

[@InvalidUser18]

No one like. It's at 666 likes.

[@InvalidUser18]

I can't even like it.

[@TOASTYEY]

0:30 "Hey Dr. Freeman, the Car is ready for you" *flies away*

[@TOASTYEY]

COME BACK UP DR. FREEMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE

[@pigeondamigion569]

"Hello Dr.Freeman, the Car is all ready for you, come bac-up Dr-ill lover it up."

[@Rat_Fบcker]

od car is for pussy *hop back ward at 3 mach*

[@maezelbop]

"Mmm nah I don't need it."

[@Mo0243]

od K

[@maxcook356]

I searched up desinc flight simulator and got this video.

[@mythicalrex1]

i mean he does fly

[@fabanano6158]

He fli

[@DepisTV]

this is desinc flight simulator

[@maxcook356]

Wait I got- nvm I wont be that guy

[@pomegranatepicker864]

Pinned lol

[@evieinfinite]

2:24 "So you wanna do a 360 back-hop away from him, that's the most insulting way to do it." favorite line lol

[@TheLiambates]

Where have you been my whole life!

[@DeSinc]

+MisterTe probably in sydney australia for most of it

[@TheRooster1337]

+DeSinc Do you stream?

[@DeSinc]

Rooster Elite on australian 1.75Mb/s upload? no lol

[@TheRooster1337]

***** Aww? I love you videos though :)

[@DeSinc]

Rooster Elite i lvoe them more than u

[@abyss3525]

"Yeah what's up?" "Car's all ready fo-..." "Nah don't need it". Lol.

[@wewserlethaldude9]

I actually beat it that way on my first playthrough. Yeah.

[@lukasgodovich5479]

Yeah me too. It was like 2 hours of walking.

[@TheDeadComedian.]

*fly's away.* "welp, time to sell it on ebay."

[@RiotCS]

1000th like, i feel accomplished

[@jozinek876]

Abysswalker COMEBACKUPDR.FREEMAN

[@arftrooper2057]

I saved lazlo on my first play through. I can’t even begin to express how crushed I was when he ragdolled.

[@yutehube4468]

I thought he was always dead.

[@Ralexand1988]

the finest mind of his generation :(

[@hobodjura481]

Combine soldier: “command we’ve spotted Freeman!” Command: “well where is he?” Combine soldier: “he was here and then he did a 360 and flew away” Command: “what do you mean he flew away” Combine soldier: “he jumped and he flew into the sky, away from us”

[@halopro8958]

Command: What?! Thats impossible! Soldier I am going to personally come over there and kick your ass for failing catch Free- *Gordon goes flying overhead* You have a good day now sir.

[@jozinek876]

Hobo Djura Combine: What the fuck are we dealing with....

[@dachu7505]

@@jozinek876 i have no idea

[@jozinek876]

@dachu 7 the guy who annihilated the Xen, the man in the orange suit....

[@explosivecommando9100]

@@jozinek876 combine:its..god

[@neoxenoz3262]

It's a bird It's a plane It's fucking gordon freeman flying

[@zorxtom7803]

Its a bird! ITS A PLANE! ITS GoRdAn FrImEAn!!1!1!!1!!1

[@tnolentin]

its a bird its a plane its a birdon breebird

[@onzir]

Yeah Backwards XDD

[@marshjellow105]

I like to skip the lighthouse a little differently. There is a big rock that pretty tall and close to the big hill. What I did was initiate an accelerated back hop and then go off of the ramped surface on the rock and land on top of the hill. The level won’t be loaded in yet, so you have to drop down onto the ground and hit the level load trigger. Its way easier, and the only hard part is landing on the specific part of the rock you need to go on, which I can do in a few tries. Btw, thank you for inspiring me to learn how to bhop! HL2 would not be the same if you did not make videos about it.

[@DeSinc]

That's definitely an easier way Still I like my way better because it makes me laugh and getting under the invisible push barrier over the coast cliff is a fun challenge too

[@FenNick1994]

I used to always solve the cinderblock seesaw puzzle in Route Kanal by simply stacking the blocks and climbing up on them. For many years i had never taken notice of the seesaw.

[@donofbran]

wow

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

FenNick I thought a fellow fox would be clever!

[@ddlakes]

In my first playthrough i did notice it, but in my second one i did like you did hmm... i wonder why it's called a seesaw

[@drifter402]

Same.

[@NeuroticDummy]

Oh wow! I'm SO incredibly STUPID! I've messed with that stupid seesaw every single time I've played through this, not once even considering that I could stack shit! Even though I stack all over the place everywhere else in the game! I'm so glad I saw your comment, FenNick. Thank you!

[@dudeguy8553]

This is how Kim Jong Un's surgeon escaped North Korea.

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

First do a 360 back away from the political official your about to treat and then do an accelerated backward bhop of the window, after you reach the border just 360 off the soldiers and then backward bhop your way to seoul

[@drippylad3973]

@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen Thanks! I was always stuck trying to speedrun level 3 of "Kim Jong Un: revengeance" thanks for the tip!

[@jake1173]

Lmfao

[@bruhjustanothermalaysian8117]

I wish i could speedrun north korea

[@charple_]

He finally changed the 300 to 301. I’m so proud of him.

[@ok-xn4nv]

He finally learned how to count. I'm proud of him too.

[@skywillfindyou]

Now I truely understand how Combine forces failed to stop Dr. Freeman.

[@jozinek876]

Виталий The new HEV suit really upgraded this time....

[@austin2774]

i dont think anyone can stop a man going 400 mph welding a crowbar and an rpg

[@Ph0n3numb3r]

@@austin2774 its 300

[@youneskasdi]

@@austin2774 while doing 360 jumps over zombies like it's a normal day

[@ultrakillmustdie]

@@austin2774 or 1000 hammer ups

[@denjisenpai4569]

dude you seem to be missing a couple hundred thousand subs

[@DeSinc]

they went to go get cigarettes and never came back

[@rrelrel]

DeSinc rip

[@kara5518]

Nelson from Simpsons reference? HA!

[@krabb6045]

i think he had a typo. He defenetly did. He ment a couple Million

[@amakeleven]

Nah, he doesnt need them -"..." *flies away*

[@171apples171]

I love how you covered saving lazlow. I tried a bunch of times as a kid and always thought the trigger kill was bullshit.

[@dachshunddaily8928]

overlord: WHY DIDNT YOU SHOOT HIM sniper:it was desinc overlord:i understand

[@dachshunddaily8928]

desinc me seeing that you faved this made my day

[@suuhpuur]

@@dachshunddaily8928 .

[@morrisstudio8372]

@@suuhpuur .

[@boundingflea1176]

@@morrisstudio8372 .

[@popsee9745]

@@boundingflea1176 .

[@supersanttu7951]

That tone in your voice is just the perfect mixture of sarcastic indifference towards the obstacles the game throws at you. My jaw hurts from smiling and laughing.

[@treygreen5015]

whats the *other* ingredient

[@spencertm5446]

indifference

[@imadrifter]

​@@spencertm5446 yeah he says a perfect MIXTURE Spencer. So Sarcastic Indifference and What exactly?

[@goochpanooch7160]

This video never gets old. Watched like 6 times. Every time it pops up I watch it

[@aeureus]

"Hello doctor freeman!" "Yeah whats up" "Cars all ready fo-" "Naah don't need it" "Come ba-" *Already gone to warp speed*

[@StheH4x0r]

admin he's doing it backwards

[@NonPacifistBroom]

and sideways

[@ctrlaltdelete1051]

If you get references you are truly legend

[@audiosurfarchive]

THROUGH IVY

[@bubbytam5400]

@@TheCentriumBlog Through Connector!

[@falcononpc9845]

Bubby Tam LIKE A SPEED DEMON

[@alvaricoke41]

AI: Car is all ready for you DeSinc: Nah, I don't need it AI: breaks

[@thestonker8701]

Why is this so underrated 🤨

[@michaelcross3744]

lol the cars ready for you "nah i dont need it" xD

[@jozinek876]

Shadow Master953 "come back up here Dr. Freeman"

[@DoomstickTNT]

3:15 “DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!”

[@DGDGDGDG]

HAHAHA

[@djbobhut3352]

The “do a 360 off the zombie” gets me all the time

[@Gocnak]

Does anyone ever have time to go through the lighthouse?

[@TwilightPB]

It's much more intelligent to ABH into it at ludicrous speed and ricochet off of it into the secret cliffside path. I did it on my first playthrough, true facts no lies.

[@私の名前を翻訳しないでください]

I never even noticed you could completely skip the lighthouse part and jump down the path.

[@DeSinc]

you can't unless you go really fast like in the video. there's an invisible push-box off the edge of the cliff so you need to go VERY fast to get through it. that clip took me about 50 tries of just constantly loading my last save and back hopping over and over again till I went fast enough

[@私の名前を翻訳しないでください]

***** Oh, cool. Btw, your videos are really awesome dude.

[@apetrenko_ai]

Actually you can carefully jump on tree branches and then to the ground without any strafes. I did it first time when I decided to complete the game with as few gunshots as I possibly could. This section involves taking down the gunship so I had to invent a way to skip it.

[@BOBOUDA]

How many god damn glitches do you know about the can soldier

[@bloatatoeminis5976]

BOBOUDA its a combine

[@kiiwikiori7542]

SCP 049 AKA Savage Fuck canbine

[@0099-j3t]

A Metropolice

[@kiiwikiori7542]

00 99 Metro cans Pick up that police. Put it in the trash.

[@0099-j3t]

Civil can protection provided by the Canbine

[@willmiddleton7932]

“I’m not going to change it at this point” mhm sure

[@casey4689]

"Cars ready Dr. Freeman!" Don't need it *backward hops away fast than the car can move*

[@happystick3804]

more like "flies away"

[@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806]

lighthouse skip always sucks to do, invisible barrier pushing you off's really annoying

[@sirizalot]

Seriously, did it get patched out? Or am I just missing something?

[@Hl2_Tpal]

@@sirizalot you have to like backhop on the left side behind the houses over the cliff and when you get over it you go back and hit the trigger

[@ImCertified]

*S T O P* IT TOOK ME HOURS TO GET WHERE YOU ARE NOW

[@lucy6472]

0:30 "Hello Doctor Freeman" Yeah what's up? "Car's all ready for ya!" Nah don't need it "Come back up Dr Freeman-" Yeah no thanks. "*voice lines overlapping*"

[@Grottogoob]

Lee Thanks for your comment, I didn't watch the same video as you

[@MisterJohnDoe]

GSOGaming I don’t think you have the same sense of humor either.

[@zenaidaalejo27]

When half life 3 comes out in 4 mins but you wanna replay half life 2

[@jozinek876]

Zenaida Alejo lmao

[@cooldude5351]

Jozinek it has come out

[@BM-jo9dd]

biblically accurate gordon freeman

[@TdogplaysCOD]

Legend actually changed the thumbnail to 301 mph.

[@Jona-Ton]

1:40 *Favorite part* "You hear that? That's an AMBUSH, I feel like it would've worked better if I had to bring a some kind vehicle like a car or something."

[@sinisterhydra]

"Come back up Dr.Freeman!" "Yeah no thanks." 10/10 Conversation

[@kroneyt1493]

"I won't last five minutes on foot? I feel like these people don't know who I am." I think they do, they realize that if you go on foot, the trip won't last five minutes before you get to your destination because your *so damn fast.*

[@cutebunch1235]

"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No! It's Dr. Freeman reverse bhopping into a ramp!"

[@teethendrikson]

When you are such a big fan that you've noticed the 300 mph has changed into 301 mph on the thumbnail

[@KFCArbiter]

great as always. pls make a 360 noscope off the zombie montage m8 thnx

[@XanderRowlet]

Changed the thumbnail to 301mph the absolute madman

[@battle-wornrobottauntproce1369]

"Car's ready!" "Yeah don't need it." *flies away backward at Mach 8*

[@Swatgun]

*Come back doctor freeman!*

[@boneor...7022]

That happened in the video!

[@hectorbeck4350]

I’ve never seen someone be so deadpan while shattering the fundamental laws of physics

[@nfwrambo]

How dare you change the thumbnail, that meme brought me literally seconds of joy in life

[@Pensi0nar]

Wow, Half Life 2 would not be the same without you! 2:37 have you tried to "save" others in the game? Do you have footage of that?

[@jozinek876]

Pensi0nar NOOOOOO, LAZLO :,(

[@loganboi]

I have tried to save lazlo

[@puppet4978]

Player: lands on water Fall damage: *Understandable. Have a great day.*

[@SirGilt]

understandable have a nice day

[@ARipeBanana]

im really unsure on why youtube recommends me your videos every second Mr. DeSinc and yet im going to watch them every single time they pop up in my feed

[@supersanttu7951]

1:41 The sarcasm is just so great... *flies away*

[@mariomusicmadness]

Raptors can open doors, but the Combine can't.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

They can but he keeps closing it when they do

[@masonwoods319]

“Do a 360 off this zombie here” made me laugh wayyy harder than it should have

[@MemesnShet]

This guy will find a glitch to unlock Half Life 3

[@eilifhjermannlindblad567]

This aged well

[@nonenothingnull]

360 the zombie over here

[@jamescuttlefish]

Video came out 5 years ago and i am still watching it.

[@DisassociationStabalized]

Your humor really activates my almonds. Sub'd

[@motiejausvaliunoanimacijos3408]

At the battery gate puzzle thing, I managed to somehow shoot the jeep over the fence with the gravity gun. I really didn't want to do that puzzle huh Yeah also didn't notice a lot of people liked this comment and the creator favorited it xd thanks Oops looks like edits remove the favorite

[@SirGilt]

how did you managed to do that

[@motiejausvaliunoanimacijos3408]

@@SirGilt a lot of work xd

[@death_star11]

0:40 soldiers in tf2 rocket jumping be like:

[@trivynium]

demoknight when they found a ramp

[@lizardizzle]

You do great deadpan delivery. Keep it up.

[@hfamily2004]

The way he plays is a perfect representation of how my dreams play out

[@123benyb]

So he did fix the thumbnail, I love continuity

[@WorldoftheLegends]

0:22 they weren't wrong i guess

[@GodotOfficial]

0:40 Freeman: I have to go now, my planet needs me

[@bondgaming0001]

Combine: Okay we set up a roadblock, he cant get past us- *Gordon Freeman goes flying past the blockade goin 200 mph, lands in a bucket of water and then flies off a staircase into the distance*

[@Rat_Fบcker]

Gordon *FREE*man isn't just a name son

[@Dtr146]

Oh my God how have I not found your Half-Life videos yet theyre fucking hilarious man. subbed an notifed

[@сашаобнял]

the flying all over part kinda reminds me my dreams

[@telecomanda]

Lmao, my romanian caption submission got through. I'm so proud of it lol

[@herineansidonia6155]

A year late but you did a great job

[@telecomanda]

@@herineansidonia6155 Thanks!

[@myopicmonarch]

0:32 when you know the effects of climate change and pollution, you never used the damn car and decides to bhop instead. I'm a responsible citizen, so imma bhop instead.

[@anton4786]

He did it. He finally went 301mph

[@dreamernawid]

You're kind of like a Bob Ross of speedrunning.

[@DeSinc]

+duck backhopping was just a happy little accident

[@Khonkhrete]

"Hello, Dr. Freeman." "Yeah, what's up?" "Car's all ready for you." *Turns around and goes fucking mACH 99* "Yeah, don't need it."

[@kihordanifuvarozokft]

He actually changed the thumbnail back to 301 mph

[@grygoo2680]

I've watched this many times and still only now noticed that you mention specifically putting the RPG ammo in a nice pile to access later only to leave the arena as soon as you get the RPG.

[@thecloudyskies]

"How could they miss me?" *B-hopping at mach 5*

[@Shibobibo]

I watched this video when i was 7 now im 14 and im so proud that i watched you during my childhood instead of some slime pool things bruh

[@SNAKE-ne1kz]

"Just do a 360 off of this zombie here" - Best line on youtube 2018

[@whimsie56]

he fixed the thumbnail amazing

[@corexyz]

Man is really doing the BLJ from Mario 64

[@theslenderfox]

Thanks for changing the thumbnail

[@DeSinc]

what change?

[@verbalwright3887]

The way Desinc says "If your one of those people who do the puzzles" makes me feel guilty for completing Half-Life 2 properly.

[@Imagopher]

when he says that, he's probably talking about people who habitually replay hl2. I doubt anyone's skipped all the puzzles their first playthrough.

[@trangerZ]

"theyre all probably gonna die without their rpg but its not reeeeaaally my problem" got my ass beating bro

[@AllExistence]

Your voice is perfectly fits Freeman in my mind.

[@zorxtom7803]

"I WONT LAST 5 MINUTES ON FOOT?" "i feel like these people dont know who I am..." he says as hes shoving a box into a door

[@cbar124]

i fucking LOVE the highway 17 part, because imagine you give your ONLY rpg to the one guy you trust with it, and he FLYS AWAY with it

[@에픽사일로]

i really love this channel. 참신한드립+신의컨트롤+좋은목소리=내 인생 최고의 유투버 한국어 자막 달아주시는분 누군진 몰라도 감사히 잘보고 있습니다^^

[@karinasurbakti5730]

0:35 "he won't last five minutes on foot" Every hentai game ads in nutshell

[@michaellebert8907]

Finding out there's a whole 'nother side of the videos in the captions, watching all your videos again

[@kain4892]

He really did change it to 301mph

[@TheUnnamed198]

Lets be honest here I watched this over and over.

[@knealiegamesYT]

I don’t know why these old videos are popping up in my recommendeds but I’m glad they have

[@rileyb1799]

>says he wont update the thumbnail at this point >updates the thumbnail anyways