Desperate Housewives but I am horrible to my child

[@wariobeekie8106]

"I for one am against these violent videogames, as a mother, and a wife, an alcoholic, a poker addict and a kleptomaniac" is probably my favourite callmekevin quote

[@ilovetweek000]

he forgot to mention she regularly cheats on her husband lmao

[@flossie9987]

Its accurate tho

[@josjoe792]

After an year i am your 1k like

[@ryanmurphy8388]

​@@ilovetweek000 And she's a domestic abuser

[@HitsugiHime]

For reference: Gabby was having an affair with an underage boy in Desperate Housewives. She almost did get sent to jail for it.

[@thearousedeunuch]

Thanks for the reference.

[@jimjob1056]

Only almost sent to jail. Fucking disgraceful someone like that isn't behind bars

[@shiftypenguin472]

@@jimjob1056 not sure you understood but the fictional character had the affair with an teenager not the actual actress.

[@jimjob1056]

@@shiftypenguin472 oh, i see, sorry, i forget sometimes that tv shows like this are fake, though i think the character should definitely have gotten some severe punishment in the context of the story, cause it just seems very odd to me for a character to purposely do something so morally wrong and not get their come uponce (don't know how that phrase is written). I am guessing they didn't write the character to face any meaningful consequence because shows like that always maintain the status quo, because their viewers do not like change (i think).

[@shiftypenguin472]

@@jimjob1056 yeah especially because from what I looked up most of the show is about the usually terrible things the characters do but in the end without consequences. That kind of show works better in cartoon form with each episode more disconnected from the others rather than live action. But I haven't actually seen the show so I might be wrong.

[@alyssa7fold]

"You wouldn't fancy giving me a shortcut home, would you?" Best pickup line in history.

[@fadzilicious4411]

Do you think if I shaved my mono brow it would work for me?

[@blakedup6190]

In that case, You wouldnt mind letting me get up in your cut would you?

[@increditoaster]

Christ these comments

[@zejdland]

@Isabella Jaskiewiczhey i mean you shouldn't mind getting me a vagana? Polka?

[@zejdland]

I'm really bad at flirting I guess

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"Hey son? **SLAP** You know I love you, and I'd like to talk to you about your video games."

[@anirudhsharma9802]

😂😂😂😂

[@dingdongbells3314]

This isn't the sims we needed. But it's the Sims we deserved.

[@crowbar2004a]

ye

[@tammyssirens]

"Oh mAh gOd dID YoU sEE BrEe's DrEsS"

[@christinekwayisi5132]

i love that in the game gabriella just admits to grooming children so casually.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Kind of accurate to her character. Like gabby is a pedophile and it’s played off as a joke.

[@olivercharles2930]

@@Riley_HawkinsOSRS Ah yes, pedophilia, a true knee-slapper of a joke!

[@UlalaFL0W]

gabby in the show: seasons of convoluted adultery/scheming gabby in the game: yeah i slept with a teenager and it was really fun :-))))))))))

[@krimsonkarma8412]

Desperate Housewives, more like Child abuse, theft and adultery

[@Logan-yp9zc]

Don't forget pedophilia now...

[@c.a.1506]

Don't forget about the sexual assault of a minoooooor~

[@piercedsiren]

That's desperate housewives.

[@webwolf404]

@@piercedsiren It literally is tho lol!

[@pancakerzzz]

literal sexual abuse in this game, jesus

[@Kanashimimo]

Just to warn you if you keep playing this game after that : there's an infamous glitch that might cause the game to crash before a certain Poker night, in episode 6. There are some very specific things to do to avoid this glitch, I'll copy you what I found : "Okay, right click on the game and change the compatibility mode to windows xp (service pack 3) then right click the game and hit "run as administrator" then when playing the game, when it gets to be about 6:45-6:50 seduce someone (ANYONE!) Then after the... seduction, it will be about 7:20... It will then automatically put you into the poker game!". I watched Kpopp's let's play a while ago and it was a real problem for her for a while... I'd hate for you to stop this only because of a weird glitch.

[@slushpuppie19]

I can't even get the game to save :'( I just wanted to be a desperate housewife like Kevin :'(

[@jazzmusicstops374]

this needs more likes

[@SlySinatraa]

He said in the first episode he's already on a laptop with XP on it

[@slushpuppie19]

@@SlySinatraa I know, I literally paused the video like 2 mins in and went on ebay to buy it ha. When it got to the end and he said he was on XP I was like noooo. But then it arrived and worked on Windows 10 and I was overjoyed lol. Apparently reading up on it though saving has been an issue back from when the game was first released and the patches didn't work for a lot of people back then either. Someone linked me to this page though and I am working through the option now www.makeuseof.com/tag/make-old-games-software-run-windows-10/ Edit: fixed it by running as administrator 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@Red-fg5mi]

Not all Desperate Housewives wear capes

[@AwkwardHannahTheGamer]

If this is The Sims 5, I can't even begin to imagine what The Sims 6 is going to be like

[@MichiGT32]

Playboy: The Mansion?

[@epicfail5473]

@@MichiGT32 With Sims 1 graphics.

[@AiluridaeAureus]

The further back the Sims go, the further back it goes in technology, Sims 6 will be 1898. Sims 10 will be achient times, Sims 15 will be the fucking stone age.

[@dankay2697]

Evan McGough sims 20 you cause the big bang in the dlc

[@John-yh5yk]

@@AiluridaeAureus The Sims 15: Rock Stuff Pack. Only 45 rocks. Origin will also accept Bitrock by then, hopefully.

[@chattychatotchannel]

Wow that’s awful they blamed you for getting hit by a car coming home from the cinema. Who on earth wears a high visibility jacket at all time around the suburbs

[@_helvetixa]

I think the only time it’s necessary is during the night. It all depends on the scenario in my opinion. If the driver is following all the rules but the person isn’t wearing something visible during night time, i would say it’s more the person walking’s fault. However, if the driver is not following the rules, it’s the drivers fault.

[@CeceJianni]

@Ανασάσης Χατζηχρυσάφης Nah, he was actually hit by a car. That wasn't a joke.

[@cowboyanxiety]

@Ανασάσης Χατζηχρυσάφης hes mentioned the high vis jacket thing a few times lol its a defense they actually used against him.

[@Alex-xq2qw]

@@_helvetixa if I remember rightly, the person was speeding? I'm pretty sure, but either way the driver was in the wrong in Kevin's case, and why they tried to use the hivis excuse

[@_helvetixa]

@@Alex-xq2qw yeah, that’s why I was saying it’s based off the situation. Since the driver did something wrong, it was their fault and Kevin didn’t. If it was a situation where the driver did things correctly but the person walking was wearing a black hoodie and black sweatpants at night while jaywalking, I would say it’s the walkers fault. That’s what I mean by circumstantial and I was not saying Kevin was in the wrong.

[@ИжикПыжик-к6п]

I never watched desperate housewives and after watching Kevin's videos... I still doubt that I'll ever watch them, it wouldn't be the same without Jimantha's charm

[@SapphosGalPal]

@@cococowboah sounds like a regular saturday night

[@AdamManeYT]

@@cococowboah It's like the neighborhood you want to secretly live in.

[@MissPumpkinJuice]

​@@cococowboah Wow, for once Kevin playing a game in the right way! I'm shook.

[@IndependentTitle]

It's great, watch it

[@daniegal]

I finished watching it last month and i really liked it, but now i wish Jimantha would've been there

[@dancesmokesmile344]

Ok, but Kevin is speaking the truth though “usually the people who are extremely jealous for no reason are the ones who would be the cheaters”.

[@Vaekyri]

“Jesus did you just admit to being a sex offender?!” Kevin you reaaaally need to see the show

[@lizanna6390]

You best watch your boy around gabi

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

13:09: "Hey sweetie, mommy can't talk to you in person so I'm going to need you to slap yourself, and listen up."

[@LavenderReynolds]

Hey jimantha is mole2 available to talk?

[@mdog123abc]

Bahaha

[@Kelly_C]

more like bore ragnarok

[@temarief5421]

Praise our lord!

[@aloistyler]

This game just seems like a sims 2 mod

[@mah1na]

Hey Kevin, is Mole 2 available to talk?

[@ginaburrows6782]

@@mah1na *mole2

[@nawtysp00ky]

lul sims 4 or even 3 expansion?

[@minecraft555666]

Can you imagine the offspring between Jim Pickens and Jamantha? It would be the spawn of satan himself. Iconic.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

The offspring of Satan would be envious of the evil and cruelty in the heart of the unholy hellspawn of Jim Pickens and Jimantha, who I can only assume would be named Jimothy Pickens.

[@denaulia.216]

That poor kid would probably be so scarred 😂

[@R3VO7UTION]

The leader would give birth to the Antichrist

[@LulitaInPita]

Literally lol

[@kevineeveron2693]

Make this happen kevin lol

[@teddyteddy4702]

I love the way kevin use men to ''teleport'' back home

[@ZinnaviGaming]

I love the names he comes up with for the characters. This game has so much potential to be ruined by Kevin lol I'm glad he's playing it again.

[@davidsharrod940]

A W E S O M E E R O T I C A C T I O N

[@lilium9361]

I wonder if speedrunners of this game seduce guys to get home faster.

[@nicholaskling2425]

Donnah Mishler I'm sure it has a huge speedrunning community lol

[@maxsync183]

@Genowave holy shit lmao

[@alexs.7956]

Kevin invented the technique lmao

[@theblekedet6467]

It's the only time cheating is allowed in a speedrun

[@mistysheppard7254]

@@theblekedet6467 dang it's the best comment right here!

[@clyax113]

DAMN! This game is straight savage! It's like the Sims but without the need for evil mods because they're already in the game.

[@PelleFixar]

Oh my god Jimantha looks like Gwyneth Paltrow

[@UchihaChikiru]

PelleFixar It’s like they knew....

[@redcatofdeath]

Too lifelike of an expression to be Gwyneth Paltrow.

[@CallOfCutie69]

What in the boooox? It’s kinda sad scrolling through top comments and not finding almost anyone talking about the reference.

[@samiram845]

EXACTLY what I was thinking damn

[@nxpy6684]

Damn ! I thought it was just me !

[@AngryWindmill]

It's trending again Dude you found a gold mine here

[@AdamManeYT]

It's weird seeing you ruining my childhood but at the same time it's funny how shocked you are about certain situations.. like it's nothing comparing to the actual TV series.

[@UchihaChikiru]

Adam Mane Desperate Housewives was your childhood? That’s.....concerning

[@FemzDott]

@@UchihaChikiru I watched it as a kid too lol. Lynette was my favorite.

[@ThatGuy-en2nn]

Don't worry you can recover from this embarrassment. I have a plan. *Just have some goddamn faith*

[@UchihaChikiru]

No Religion Interesting So how would you describe your relationship with your mother? *takes out a clip board and pen*

[@AdamManeYT]

@@UchihaChikiru I was like 13-14.. so I would say I was a teenager. But still though, it is concerning... a little.

[@SimonPetrikov12]

This show was so weird. The one thing I acutely remember is when there was a tornado and that one guy got a white picket fence part through his stomach before he got sucked up.

[@engelberthovel8566]

That part was kind of awesome ngl

[@sidneylynn9246]

“OKAY MOM ILL SLEEP WITH MY TEACHER” what a strange game. I need more.

[@splinter4161]

Saaaame 🙄

[@michaeleggers5539]

Lol it might only be this amazing cause Kevin is playing it hahaha.

[@winstonsmith3703]

Its so fucked up though. A mom litterally encouraging their son into rape and probably a sex addiction later in life. Fucked on so many levels but thats part of why we watch kevin now don't we?

[@kylesmith5153]

that son wanted it and you know it the little sex attic is just like his mom

[@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa]

Kyle Smith Lmao “sex attic” 😂

[@gingertea3799]

6.4 million dislikes on KZbin Rewind they should’ve added Jim Pickens

[@ChickenMccZoe]

Don't insult our dear leader like that! 😂😂

[@patryknowak8414]

He would improve it

[@ChickenMccZoe]

@@cococowboah All we want for Christmas is Jiiim! 😂

[@lemon___1344]

If they only put Jim Pickens it would be known as the best rewind in the world

[@kaitlinjean6078]

It should have been ALL Jim Pickens #dearleader

[@ellenmental]

5:40 I’m so used to Kevin saying ‘Amnosia’ that when he said ‘Amnesia’ I actually thought he’d said it wrong XD

[@OnTrackSteve]

Desperate housewives but it's Jim Pickens in a wig!

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Jim Wiggins.

[@eliseblair5228]

I squealed when I read this 😂😂

[@MotherRat-ic6pd]

4:38 Ok dude that's actually some pretty nice singing

[@matthewsidaway1437]

This is actually hilarious we need MORE

[@chadwickmacarthur4760]

Even to this day I wouldn't mind that

[@rayansayeh9605]

@@chadwickmacarthur4760 I'm your brain now KILL for JIM'S CULT

[@msvalentine1902]

I am still waiting for it

[@ninja34744]

I am shocked this game doesn't let you "turn" the gay guy.

[@fbi9711]

Oh god... it’s the sims all over again

[@R3VO7UTION]

Is this why you guys can't prevent crimes, and are forced to go the entrapment route because you spend all day watching KZbin gaming vids?

[@TheFrogLord-ed5tz]

@@R3VO7UTION lol I'm not sure if you're joking or not

[@theghostofrazgriz5228]

Why are you here there is no underage anime girl here.

[@RaenbowRenegade]

Can we get a “When I got hit by a car” storytime

[@agjdjjdkfkmgnbdjeif]

Ulquiorra Michaelis search up kevin’s draw my life and he mentions it!

[@pink_waffle]

Kevin makes every game look fun, i want to see more of desperate housewives, mORE

[@the_arizona_ranger0213]

" Alright I need to get home. Who is that? Nevermind. You mind giving me a shortcut?" *_Is teleported home to sleep with random stranger_*

[@jackie8483]

They put a surprising amount of effort into this game xD

[@meadowc6058]

It was actually really good. I played it so many times growing up.

[@webwolf404]

I reckon they had some super clever person who was a bit annoyed he had to write the game and they started just adding random responses like 'flower queen' or whatever it was lol

[@HeyTinaaaa]

This is Grogneck before the amnosia

[@lamp5374]

Please can this series never end, it's hilarious

[@wandering_poot]

4:37 I love that not only does Kevin break into song, but he sounds amazing while doing so.

[@cptjackpl8690]

Kevin, one day you'll be the best mother.

[@Fallen_Angel9078]

Kevin just needs a kid to become the best mother.

[@AWEhardy]

He proved that in mother simulator

[@devongrenier3851]

BUT WHAT WAS IN THE BOX

[@thearousedeunuch]

Another box, probably.

[@nemotakeit3077]

BIRDS

[@peachyminmins8344]

a dick in a box

[@firstlast9846]

When u having a bad day but you find solace in watching NPC’s being tortured by a Irish Madman 👍🏾

[@sleepyote]

I hope your day gets better!

[@firstlast9846]

Doggoroo hey thank you bro

[@SassySmall1]

Irish Madman, describes Kevin pretty well. I hope things get better for you!

[@j.vinton4039]

“You know when I broke into your house last night, the only thing I was trying to steal was your heart” you’re melting me with that one Kevin hahaha.

[@Josh-bl5nw]

Desperate housewives, but the only thing my child is desperate for is adoption

[@iamnotabuddhist9284]

Aww that boy gets his looks from his father...

[@sleepyote]

Poor boys going to have PTSD

[@Heckolas]

Amnosia*

[@gaspardp7314]

"-So, how was your childhood? -My mother prostituted me to my teacher while I was fourteen, when she wasn't sleeping with people or repeatedly slapping me. I remember when she was using strangers to get home faster, and sleeping with them in my bedroom while I was playing video games. That's why she decided to stop me from playing on the computer (and also because she wanted to have it all for herself, so she could bet my college money in online poker).

[@Megadriver]

"I for one am against these violent video games. As a mother, a wife, an alcoholic, a poker addict and a kleptomaniac, video games are ruining our society!" Hahahaha! I died at that! I was having a sip of beer as you said that, choked and nearly fell out of my chair.

[@coffeeelk6364]

I wish Kevin was my dad... ...or mom...

[@Kai-zz3no]

inhale *O W O*

[@timteichmann6830]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@HelpW4nted]

Or daddy

[@Katelyst]

He sounded so sad after he finished singing. "Aw, where the hell did he go?" I laughed so hard.

[@amesgames97]

Oh boy more Sims 5!

[@djstalin6927]

It’s not an sim game if I’m not In it!!!!

[@cctube9489]

“I’ll love him regardless.. and I’ll slap him the same way I slap him every morning.”

[@alexquade9608]

If the show was actually like this everyone would watch

[@birdseyeview164]

@@leonelioxt3939 It take two to cheat and uh, maybe look at the news some time will yeah?

[@ahshitherewegoagain.8940]

Leoneliox T lol what? that “innocent” man literally sexually abused his stepdaughter when she was a kid and then he tried doing it again when she was an adult... he totally deserved it! Carlos killed him btw, not any of the wives.

[@unicornasaurusrex55]

....the fuck?? XD I feel bad for laughing but is this really in the damn show? I thought it was just a whole bunch of Betty how dare you sleep with my baby daddy! Well your sleeping with my son!

[@ThatGuy-en2nn]

@@unicornasaurusrex55 Don't forget the Classic "Betty I have a confession. I'm not really your husband.He died 5 years ago on that boating accident. *Voice calms up* I'm his cousin Ronaldo and I'm gay."

[@Graknorke]

The show absolutely is like this.

[@eirikingwardoveggeberg4931]

10:27 That second 'What's in the box?' is perfection.

[@kevineeveron2693]

Wow kevin you have a great singing voice !

[@rileythegalactic]

I’m rewatching these and I just had the realization 2 years later. Who tf is this game made for? Like they made serious narration scenes and everything liked the shows viewers were gonna play this

[@whenallelsfails21]

When you shouted out to patrons I had to check.

[@kaelsozee]

Your singing keeps me alive 4:37

[@cairafrank262]

Literally, he sings like a professional and does it without even trying.

[@kaelsozee]

@@cairafrank262 He's so good?? I want literal covers of him singing songs.

[@hauntmethen]

@@kaelsozee well you got what ya asked for 😌

[@achteraanmafri864]

You're the best KZbinr I've ever seen. Your commentary and aura is nothing but lovely and funny! Keep it up!

[@djstalin6927]

Well that mean you haven’t seen my vids, now that’s some good content!!

[@achteraanmafri864]

@@djstalin6927 sorry :c

[@djstalin6927]

Achteraan Mafri Why you saying sorry???

[@djstalin6927]

Achteraan Mafri Achteraan Mafri Your apology Is excepted my good man I hope you don’t use that foul language anymore or I shall get Kevin on you and you do not want that I hope you have one of the greatest of day!! Your good friend Jim Pickens!!!

[@duckman12569]

"Why weren't you wearing a high-vis jacket?" "Am I meant to take your question seriously?"

[@TurbidTG1]

Kevin, you need to play The Punisher! "The Punisher but I'm the one who gets punished"

[@YlakerranJatka]

Werent you the guy who was in Funhaus videos?

[@guyfawkes5606]

Kinky

[@Saleena2014]

Hey Turbid, fancy seeing you not on a funhaus video lol

[@dilki4614]

"ookay mom don't slap me again"

[@Cyaner]

Sims 5 is looking pretty swell.

[@abirzakaria720]

"He's so fast he must have heard me coming" ~Kevin 2018

[@ashentwo6608]

(Kevin comes home) npc: oh hell no

[@AJGAMES957]

THIS IS NUMBER 1 TRENDING ON GAMING!!!!!!!!! Fortnite can take everything we know and love but they can not take our dear leader... Well either that or they don't want him.

[@galaxydragon1941]

If they didn't want him they'd be dead

[@beanstalkwalk5731]

I was *desperate* for this video

[@MrEd8846]

Yeah when I got hit by a car I had to justify why I was on the road I was on...... it's a major roadway lol. I travel on it all the time. The reason I was on it that night was because the faster way home wasn't as well lit so my dumb brain said "oh it's probably safer taking this way because I'm more visible to other cars"

[@hpfanisawesome]

Make Jimantha in the Sims series

[@Mr513AllDay]

Dude Kevin you gotta make this a series my man

[@chadwickmacarthur4760]

A year later ND I'm still holding out hope

[@j.c3785]

She seems desperate to cheat on her husband if she was desperate for anything Oh w0wZeRz thanks for the likes

[@lyss9511]

I love how he yells at her for being a bad mom as if he isn’t the one controlling her

[@lavenderbees]

Join Jimantha next time on TLC

[@antauro6790]

*THE NUMBERS MANSON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?*

[@Im.Smaher]

Jim Pickens is back, but reincarnated in the body of a desperate housewife.

[@LateDogFoodYT]

Too tame to be Jim - everyone is still alive 🧐

[@Im.Smaher]

*+Tardy Kibbles* He’s just getting started.

[@Xxsorafan]

Tardy Kibbles she allowed a sex offender to continue using her son tho...

[@Im.Smaher]

*+Bethany Monges* There ya go

[@LavenderReynolds]

Guys kevin is #2 on trending for games

[@LostInTheMania]

Multiple reasons to watch Kevin. Great accent, way too funny, cute, and can sing.

[@StrataSam94]

I loved KPopp's playthrough of this she did a few years back. I'm glad this masterpiece of a game is getting the attention it deserves!

[@amberbloomfield1449]

I cannot exaggerate how happy I was when I saw that Kevin is playing this game. I hope he finishes it because this gets ridiculous and is perfect for him!

[@TheAndrewJohnBennett]

Number 6 on trending for gaming wow Kevin. It’s like no one heard this game ever existed and now that it has resurfaced it’s mega popular.

[@bowlofpasta8846]

Last time I was this early Urp John the forearm god was still alive

[@LilyGrace1990]

Gaby's dialogue is real rich coming from someone who spent the first season sleeping with her teenage gardener. Yes, I've seen the show, don't judge me!

[@uncraftable5368]

THE NUMBERS MANSON WHAT DO THEY MEAN ?!

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I would like to see a gameplay of Cod Black Ops in this channel.

[@kokokretin]

This series is painfully underrated

[@joshcide]

Kevin was in KZbin Rewind the guy ran down by the battlebus

[@sendronebricks]

this comment is gold

[@R3VO7UTION]

No he was the guy who was hit by the bus. They should have had Grognak driving the bus, maybe they did I can't remember due to my amnosia

[@bongledongle7693]

bring this back, Kevin! I need a part 3 💗

[@shartboy666]

there is a third part! it's called "desperate housewives but i am a terrible neighbor" :)

[@Livingdeadgrl1967]

Yo can we just talk about how underappreciated he is like there is nothing better then getting hone from school and watching you. EVERY DAMN DAY! Thank you. You make my life like wayyyyy better.

[@michjean2297]

This game has everything I only ever do in video games: steal, hit randomly, say things to get people angry, and sleep with everyone possible. Do more

[@anjogmund5137]

Amnesia? Is that like amnosia?

[@whatthefridge1o1]

Kevin is so good at singing

[@TheDanilo099]

Kevin you should revisit House Party! They´ve been updating it weekly, and theres some new stuff to do!

[@Wumbo_Mumbo]

I like the Black Ops reference at 3:57. "The numbers Manson! The numbers!"

[@slightlyrealistic5935]

When Kevin is a better stealing-other-house-wife than a desperate housewives

[@WhiteChocoLilHamHam]

please continue this series

[@kinseylise8595]

Kevin that voice though, your singing is whoooo!

[@oliviafigas]

these episodes make me realise how long I haven't watched Desperate Housewives and that I definitely need to rewatch ALL 8 SEASONS :)

[@MurtazaYT]

Desperate housewives, more like DESPACITO housewives

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Did you know Despacito means Slowly.

[@MurtazaYT]

@@rafaelalodio5116 i did lul

[@peterpepa3041]

No.

[@kestrel5895]

Wait You You are the original bore: ragnarok-er

[@MurtazaYT]

@@kestrel5895 hi how are ya

[@WoxyBot]

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