High School Dreams but it's a nightmare

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

Күн бұрын

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@shead3583
@shead3583 5 жыл бұрын
"Will you boyfriend?!" Is now my new pick up line
@shead3583
@shead3583 5 жыл бұрын
I fangirl squealed when I saw Kevin liked my comment... maybe I do belong in this school🤓
@shead3583
@shead3583 5 жыл бұрын
@@armandpotgieter9911 Same! lol
@shead3583
@shead3583 5 жыл бұрын
@@laurendyer2838 I would definitely die from laughter. Although I'd rather see Kevin at vidcon in a white robe and all of us just follow him around for the day😂
@laurendyer2838
@laurendyer2838 5 жыл бұрын
Shea D All hail the dear leader - no not Jim, Kevin!
@wongledongle340
@wongledongle340 5 жыл бұрын
Next time I flirt with a girl: this is the pick up line I'll use
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 жыл бұрын
High School Musical 4: Kevin Starts Yet Another Cult
@rickyyyyyyy4373
@rickyyyyyyy4373 5 жыл бұрын
HAIL OH DEAR LEADER!
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s just making multiple business ventures But by business I mean cult
@popewithataco1149
@popewithataco1149 5 жыл бұрын
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens I call being the cults propaganda video creator
@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, Dear Leader
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 жыл бұрын
Undeadshotgun No, that's me
@kawaiidere1023
@kawaiidere1023 5 жыл бұрын
This game takes place after the apocalypse where boys where used as currency after the economy crashed
@catgirl1894
@catgirl1894 4 жыл бұрын
This comment aged weirdly...
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
@@catgirl1894 I'm just wondering when the boys are gonna be used as currency instead of toilet paper lol
@catgirl1894
@catgirl1894 4 жыл бұрын
Maggatrix lmao
@aminishnamedvaati
@aminishnamedvaati 4 жыл бұрын
As a boy, I am scared.
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
@@aminishnamedvaati You should be. Get in my wallet.
@HghrulestheWriter
@HghrulestheWriter 5 жыл бұрын
"Back in the old days, women couldn't vote!" "And in some countries, they still can't." holy SHIT what a charmer.
@cowtitties9785
@cowtitties9785 4 жыл бұрын
This guy knows exactly what to say to the ladies 😍
@chloe9333
@chloe9333 4 жыл бұрын
@@cowtitties9785 i'd be offended xD
@yesterdaystomorrow5510
@yesterdaystomorrow5510 4 жыл бұрын
Amelia Saam That's the joke. They were being sarcastic.
@samuellund1377
@samuellund1377 4 жыл бұрын
SPEECH 100
@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive
@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive 4 жыл бұрын
honestly
@krishnansubramoni7801
@krishnansubramoni7801 5 жыл бұрын
The character customisation actually looks decent for what this game is.
@opalsanchez2811
@opalsanchez2811 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I mean they obviously put effort into this game. It's a bit satirical too which is pretty funny
@samthelion3925
@samthelion3925 4 жыл бұрын
Because they think that girls would only care about the two options in the game that they decided to put effort into- their own looks and boys.
@bbykoo3963
@bbykoo3963 4 жыл бұрын
@@samthelion3925 to be fair, im a girl and i saw this game years ago. After working i was able to get myself a pretty good pc and the first game i bought after YEARS of wanting a pc, was this. I worked the mini games bought all the cute clothes and have never touched it again. Been playing hitman now 😭
@ZX3000GT1
@ZX3000GT1 4 жыл бұрын
@@bbykoo3963 That’s one interesting game shift. From a high school “sim” to an assassin sim.
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZX3000GT1 assassin sim should be called assasims...or...assim
@justnothing32
@justnothing32 5 жыл бұрын
Why does the teacher look like the fairy god mother from Shrek 2
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 5 жыл бұрын
Addison Allen The old lady from one of the clothing store looked exactly like her too. Maybe she just have several jobs.
@darthralin
@darthralin 5 жыл бұрын
@@ElysetheEevee The recession really hit her hard.
@Anonymous-sg4tr
@Anonymous-sg4tr 5 жыл бұрын
It explains everything. She is the fairy god mother.
@xmarksthespot1372
@xmarksthespot1372 5 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@ri-n6431
@ri-n6431 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Shrek didn't defeated her, that was Kevin who did all the job, he forced her to take the job as a teacher.
@kaitorinshi2675
@kaitorinshi2675 5 жыл бұрын
Petition for Kevin to wear a rose next episode
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 5 жыл бұрын
He should do it just so that we could say that he ROSE up to the challenge
@electrobrotm217
@electrobrotm217 5 жыл бұрын
@@Thenoobestgirl LEAF now or I will THORN you up
@Miss_Distress
@Miss_Distress 5 жыл бұрын
He would look beautiful
@DannDorito
@DannDorito 5 жыл бұрын
The replys are odd but ok Kevin can wear a rose
@DannDorito
@DannDorito 5 жыл бұрын
My answer - ok
@DhantExMachina
@DhantExMachina 5 жыл бұрын
"Look at that guy, his name must be Brexit LMAO
@MrJeberg
@MrJeberg 5 жыл бұрын
The automated subtitles transcribed it as Briggs :D
@katspurway645
@katspurway645 5 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to like this comment, but it's on 666 lmao
@skipfire00
@skipfire00 4 жыл бұрын
y es, made me laugh
@icyweiss4717
@icyweiss4717 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Tells off a girl that just paid for the food they both got as a welcome to the town. Girl: wHat AbOuT thE bOyS¿
@haskna
@haskna 5 жыл бұрын
cracked up at 6:33 "I need him as my boyfriend, he has birthing hips!!" XD
@jasper3706
@jasper3706 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of those cursed games you can only get from a really dank salvation army store where at least three people have died
@blarg2429
@blarg2429 5 жыл бұрын
You're just describing any salvation army store at all.
@Emily.Russell
@Emily.Russell 4 жыл бұрын
That... That is weirdly descriptive but I mean you're not wrong
@childofnewlight
@childofnewlight 4 жыл бұрын
@@blarg2429 You'd be surprised. Our average body count is usually much lower than 3.
@blarg2429
@blarg2429 4 жыл бұрын
@@childofnewlight 1.5?
@shakirashipslied9721
@shakirashipslied9721 4 жыл бұрын
I'm confused but intrigued.
@cptjackpl8690
@cptjackpl8690 5 жыл бұрын
*"I have ways of makin' kids like you disappear'"* Kindergarten but High school edition lol
@GhostSwiss
@GhostSwiss 5 жыл бұрын
It's so confusing for me xD "Kindergarten" is the same Thing in German, halp
@not_me1199
@not_me1199 5 жыл бұрын
Lolololololololol xDDDDDDDDD LMFAO LMAO XDD
@noescapeforyou1747
@noescapeforyou1747 5 жыл бұрын
had a super drunk dude pull up in a truck and told me hes a professional killer and to give him my weed or he'd track me and kill me 😂😂 it's funny now but back then even with my group of friends that was terrifying. ps none of us had weed
@PelvicSling
@PelvicSling 5 жыл бұрын
@@GhostSwiss Kindergarten is the game about tiny school kids killing each other and such.
@GhostSwiss
@GhostSwiss 5 жыл бұрын
@@PelvicSling Very nice
@comradecc2605
@comradecc2605 5 жыл бұрын
Just a friendly reminder we love and appreciate the work you put into the videos you make
@dominicwilson309
@dominicwilson309 5 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic makes this way better
@JotaC
@JotaC 5 жыл бұрын
>I has a terrible day >gets home with a notification from a Kevin's video >it's extra funny feelsgoodman >Thanks Kevin boi
@comradecc2605
@comradecc2605 5 жыл бұрын
I've been noticed by my lord and saviour
@ri-n6431
@ri-n6431 5 жыл бұрын
And we love his humour, messing with the other characters from games, making things worse, killing everybody.. he is just awesome.
@saras.7928
@saras.7928 5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy he noticed. Nice.
@CloudDaSquish
@CloudDaSquish 5 жыл бұрын
The hair he picked as the "weirdest" is literally my hair in real life and I don't know whether to feel upset or happy
@Decepticon_004
@Decepticon_004 4 жыл бұрын
I actually think the customization wasnt that bad, it looked cool actually
@alextherussian7366
@alextherussian7366 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's weird for school, accounting for the amount of time to make it as it does seem to be high maintenance. But what do I know, I cut my hair myself, looking like I'm wearing a short haired hedgehog on my head.
@Decepticon_004
@Decepticon_004 3 жыл бұрын
@@alextherussian7366 fair enough😅 I dont cut my hair for a year and a half
@alextherussian7366
@alextherussian7366 3 жыл бұрын
@@Decepticon_004 A year and a half? I go from bald to mammoth in two months, nevermind if I would go for one and a half years. I think at that point I won't need clothing anymore, I can just wear my hair as a type of dress.
@Decepticon_004
@Decepticon_004 3 жыл бұрын
@@alextherussian7366 mine curls very much in the neck region, so it looks like it grows slowly
@maggiedasler1265
@maggiedasler1265 5 жыл бұрын
*not even 3 minutes in* Kevin: "I HATE BOYS" *30 seconds later* Kevin: "I'm gonna go flirt with boys"
@dm8615
@dm8615 5 жыл бұрын
The oblivion music he added to the conversations are just perfect👌 Good job Kevin
@popeyethepirate5473
@popeyethepirate5473 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I was wondering where the fuck I had heard that music before.
@LewisDruid
@LewisDruid 5 жыл бұрын
I almost thought I was just going crazy 😂
@olotocolo
@olotocolo 5 жыл бұрын
I'm really wondering if Kevin put them in or are they really in the game
@Eisofice
@Eisofice 5 жыл бұрын
When I noticed that my day was truly complete
@Siegmernes
@Siegmernes 5 жыл бұрын
I was like "Did they feckin steal the oblivion music for this game?" xD
@robertgibb6990
@robertgibb6990 5 жыл бұрын
11:30 "Remember: Boys will like you more if you wear clothes they like." Some really positive and uplifting messages for girls in this game.
@skraz0r
@skraz0r 5 жыл бұрын
Just don't wear stuff they like TOO much. You know, it'll all just be your own fault again then...
@pinaqtm194
@pinaqtm194 5 жыл бұрын
@@skraz0r Lmaoooo
@Nuti196
@Nuti196 5 жыл бұрын
Yup, thank god that recently they stoped with this whole "Girls only think about clothes, boys and shopping" in games, cartoons and stuff for kids. Now characters like that are mostly the ones you're not supposed to like, cause everyone realised how stupid and wrong it is
@wessltov
@wessltov 5 жыл бұрын
It is false too. Boys will like you more if you wear *less* clothes
@robertgibb6990
@robertgibb6990 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nuti196 Probably why they're not making Bratz products anymore. lol
@bretwomble8357
@bretwomble8357 5 жыл бұрын
“If you didn’t know already, I left high school.” Arguably the biggest flex of 2019.
@crozdwirez
@crozdwirez 5 жыл бұрын
Ha lol
@thejunkie2024
@thejunkie2024 5 жыл бұрын
Better than hard rock nick
@RiotWild
@RiotWild 5 жыл бұрын
"Ran around the store, looked at the price tag and left." Thats also my shopping experience
@dreamergirl247
@dreamergirl247 5 жыл бұрын
10:25 “Hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.”
@maggieskr5299
@maggieskr5299 5 жыл бұрын
"It's so good to learn the ways of the natives from the group elder."
@mastersofthegachahell7550
@mastersofthegachahell7550 5 жыл бұрын
I died
@maggieskr5299
@maggieskr5299 5 жыл бұрын
Reggie Robillard In my country it's a normal surname, people don't have trouble pronouncing it. But when I go abroad (e.g. Spain) and someone sees it, they just give up.
@Medusa_The-Bard
@Medusa_The-Bard Жыл бұрын
​@@maggieskr5299huh
@ryderspider8841
@ryderspider8841 5 жыл бұрын
BRO you have to go for the goth guy. let's relive edgy 2006
@meganhughes-shevlin9941
@meganhughes-shevlin9941 5 жыл бұрын
emo boy for the win
@PieALaMode
@PieALaMode 3 жыл бұрын
excuse you he's scene
@theonlybilge
@theonlybilge 3 жыл бұрын
@@PieALaMode Like Onision?
@wesleymercer8935
@wesleymercer8935 3 жыл бұрын
Thank u 🙏
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, that is EXACTLY how I spent my junior year in '06.
@recklessdrivingcucumber9304
@recklessdrivingcucumber9304 5 жыл бұрын
9:07 "la chaussure" is french for "the shoe". that store is just called The Shoe
@smartmars603
@smartmars603 5 жыл бұрын
I know someone with that as a last name.
@sayxxdx
@sayxxdx 5 жыл бұрын
@@smartmars603 oof
@TheCanary.
@TheCanary. 5 жыл бұрын
SmartMars603 lol
@PsylomeAlpha
@PsylomeAlpha 5 жыл бұрын
That's how Americans use other languages.
@mahougesu170
@mahougesu170 5 жыл бұрын
Nice Ibuki pic
@DavidFlowers777
@DavidFlowers777 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin walks into a store literally called 'the shoe' in French Kevin: *are these all shoes??*
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
People don't know French. It sounds fancy.
@em3952
@em3952 3 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 lots of people know french
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 3 жыл бұрын
@@em3952 Not most people.
@em3952
@em3952 3 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ... wtf lmao
@yes_its_edd191
@yes_its_edd191 3 жыл бұрын
How the fuck is he supposed to know that
@calumsanderson6741
@calumsanderson6741 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, it's Brexit. Let's go talk to Brexit." I like this new, aggressively political Kevin
@antondeleon3906
@antondeleon3906 5 жыл бұрын
honestly incredible that despite Kevin adversarially dressing his character, he still made a decently-fashionable teenage girl
@ToonedMinecraft
@ToonedMinecraft 5 жыл бұрын
It's probably almost impossible to not make a decently-fashionable teenage girl.
@Moocow2003
@Moocow2003 5 жыл бұрын
@@ToonedMinecraft Tell that to my parents.
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 5 жыл бұрын
@@ToonedMinecraft Well, the game only contains skinny teenage girls with no acne, so that automatically makes them "fashionable".
@AD240pCharlie
@AD240pCharlie 2 жыл бұрын
It's high school, everything is supposed to be alt. Perfectly appropriate attire for this game.
@RuneTacticss
@RuneTacticss 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I actually kinda like this game from the looks of it Mainly because the main character is so savage it's hilarious
@Mysenhoffle
@Mysenhoffle 5 жыл бұрын
every game where you can be a dick for no reason is already great
@Apartment98
@Apartment98 5 жыл бұрын
"High School Dreams but it's a nightmare" Well daym, ain't that the most relatable title
@NYCFIGHTBACKROOMS
@NYCFIGHTBACKROOMS 5 жыл бұрын
Henlo fellow edgy teen.
@Apartment98
@Apartment98 5 жыл бұрын
Raccoon Jam the Man good evening
@brown_gurl
@brown_gurl 5 жыл бұрын
I love you both and make sure you sleep before 10 and drink a lot of water. (Dont forget to ask for help if needed)
@luigivercotti6410
@luigivercotti6410 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hi -mark- , I'm not a teen, but still edgy as a neckbeard's pawnshop katana, that is to say only mildly, do I get to join the angst group?
@tonystank5414
@tonystank5414 5 жыл бұрын
_Ah, yes, the stereotypical high school girls where everything resolves around _*_boys_*_ ._
@tommibear4013
@tommibear4013 4 жыл бұрын
🅱️œïš
@emilykins008
@emilykins008 3 жыл бұрын
Me:*sweats in lesbian*
@Pollicina_db
@Pollicina_db 3 жыл бұрын
@@emilykins008 I heard that the girl Emily was also supposed ro be a dating option, but it was 2010 so the producers had to give up😢
@emilykins008
@emilykins008 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pollicina_db fuck them producers , my lesbian needs must be satisfied
@puflem
@puflem 3 жыл бұрын
*sweAts in bi* (that was a weird typo)
@chasenovak6015
@chasenovak6015 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god, they look like zombies, what are they doing, they look so lifeless.” I think Kevin just described a modern high school campus, with students drained and depressed from how overloaded they are with work.
@Jordan-gb3yr
@Jordan-gb3yr 4 жыл бұрын
Notmy Realname highschool was easier but medical courses, getting cna license while being homeless, and getting double associates all while dealing with work and personal stuff is very very draining
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
High School is easy. Those lazy idiots you describe are just stupid and want to ruin their life by not getting a good education.
@Lavendre
@Lavendre 4 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Not to me, I'm one of the top students in my class section, I hate the high expectations, the people that always want to be right, more, maybe high school was lighter to you, maybe I'm just overreacting to things.
@poloniumfox
@poloniumfox 3 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I understand you probably have repressed trauma or something but I feel like a KZbin comment section isn’t the best place for it
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 3 жыл бұрын
@@poloniumfox No, high school is easy and kids are just stupid and lazy
@cementguy2183
@cementguy2183 5 жыл бұрын
Love that oblivion background music with the awkward talking lol
@flyingkitty67
@flyingkitty67 5 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed!
@CandyMeerkat
@CandyMeerkat 5 жыл бұрын
That's right! The girls are coming...for you! He he he he he he he he!
@TurboRTM
@TurboRTM 5 жыл бұрын
I almost died when I heard, "Thanks for the gelato!", with the Oblivion music.
@ErynSierra
@ErynSierra 5 жыл бұрын
"Why does she want to talk about fridge magnets so much?" Cause she wants to know why heR MAGNETS ARENT STICKING TO HER FRIDGE
@car_accident85
@car_accident85 5 жыл бұрын
I get that reference
@tacoattack943
@tacoattack943 5 жыл бұрын
I almost scrolled past this like some sort of idiot
@dumbgayenby
@dumbgayenby 5 жыл бұрын
ErynSierra I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
@razzledazzle8424
@razzledazzle8424 5 жыл бұрын
Oh stop, everyone’s watched Stranger Things.
@Future_Pheonix
@Future_Pheonix 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too lol.
@tempeperoni
@tempeperoni 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Journal Day 1 I barely survived, the teacher threatened me and I don’t know why. I’m completely innocent.
@SuckDauce
@SuckDauce 5 жыл бұрын
LOOOL
@SuckDauce
@SuckDauce 5 жыл бұрын
@@Victor_Graves no its a reference to oblivion dude
@ManicMama.
@ManicMama. Жыл бұрын
The way Kevin ran up to the first boy he saw yelling "will you boyfriend?!" 😂😂
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355 5 жыл бұрын
me: sees the jock's walk also me: "NOOOOOOO OOONNEEE, WALKS LIKE GASTON IS A JOCK LIKE GASTON"
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355 5 жыл бұрын
@Fine you don't get it?
@tinystalker1821
@tinystalker1821 5 жыл бұрын
I get it
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355
@scullduggerouscellaphod2355 5 жыл бұрын
@Fine its to the tune of the song sung by the people in the bar in beauty and the beast after gaston is turned down by belle
@exhaustedhomo7059
@exhaustedhomo7059 2 жыл бұрын
NO ONE USES A BUNCH OF STEROIDS LIKE GASTOOOOON
@icarus4302
@icarus4302 3 ай бұрын
Honestly genuinely hilarious I can literally hear it
@beggar1015
@beggar1015 5 жыл бұрын
"I literally ran around the whole store, looked at the price tag and then just left." Been there, done that.
@lamedrawings
@lamedrawings 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin dropped out of school for this. _This is truly the greatest timeline._
@mrjotz
@mrjotz 5 жыл бұрын
"His name must be Brexit!" killed me.
@gabrielbro8083
@gabrielbro8083 5 жыл бұрын
I love how kevin plays oblivion dialogue music over the conversations😂
@tsurra
@tsurra 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think Kevin realizes just how much his fans would kill to see him in a flower crown.
@livhasproblems2513
@livhasproblems2513 5 жыл бұрын
"If you'll survive here" To be fair, It pretty damn hard to survive high school with no mental or physical damage.
@josefinebliss2801
@josefinebliss2801 5 жыл бұрын
TRU
@wanderingkat932
@wanderingkat932 5 жыл бұрын
All these kids games about high school,,, they all tried to warn us
@imtrash9077
@imtrash9077 5 жыл бұрын
Truwww
@RedGenesectNinja
@RedGenesectNinja 5 жыл бұрын
"Why does she want to ask about fridge magnets all the time" would be a good description of Stranger Things season 3.
@dumbgayenby
@dumbgayenby 5 жыл бұрын
Red Genesect Ninja Can i be your friend
@notBrocker
@notBrocker 5 жыл бұрын
Natasha Denied
@anthonyromanelli1392
@anthonyromanelli1392 5 жыл бұрын
I always assumed that Kevin left highschool because he was accepted into Hogwarts. I guess he just wants to see how us muggles learn
@ri-n6431
@ri-n6431 5 жыл бұрын
Thus, showing his magic in every videos.
@ThaiTie94
@ThaiTie94 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the word "muggle" used in a while. I read it as "mugglets" instead
@ri-n6431
@ri-n6431 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThaiTie94 I used to use mugglets too, that was close to moldus, which mean the same thing.
@samurailevi49
@samurailevi49 3 жыл бұрын
5:25 “It’s so good to learn the ways of the natives from the group elder.” That’s probably the best insult I’ve ever heard.
@TheDevilRejectsNone
@TheDevilRejectsNone 5 жыл бұрын
I actually want to see more of this and I feel no shame
@ghosthost620
@ghosthost620 5 жыл бұрын
“Ya know... girl stuff.” “GiRL StUFf!?”
@BS23Designs
@BS23Designs 5 жыл бұрын
7:31 Kevin: "Panda panda panda panda." Desiigner: "I got broads in Atlanta."
@Ticketman99
@Ticketman99 5 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who got that😁
@javyrod2539
@javyrod2539 5 жыл бұрын
I heard hentai the entire time
@ninajoyce9906
@ninajoyce9906 5 жыл бұрын
BS23 - Designs all I heard was hentai😂
@kasiadinero1695
@kasiadinero1695 4 жыл бұрын
@@javyrod2539 I heard both combined
@kin1562
@kin1562 4 жыл бұрын
Graeme Williams yes because no one else has ever heard the song
@decadunce9205
@decadunce9205 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin left highschool but Ireland legit doesn't have Highschools. Kevin isn't real confirmed.
@landon1576
@landon1576 5 жыл бұрын
Ireland isn't real
@eypick6987
@eypick6987 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing is real
@skeletalman9711
@skeletalman9711 5 жыл бұрын
@@landon1576 I'm not real
@-memoria-2136
@-memoria-2136 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a fake persona created by Jim Pickens.
@landon1576
@landon1576 5 жыл бұрын
So this is what is in Area 51
@livfowler8100
@livfowler8100 5 жыл бұрын
kevin: *goes into store literally called "the shoe"* also kevin: *gets mad when they only sell shoes*
@XellosNi
@XellosNi 5 жыл бұрын
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?"
@drewsmith1383
@drewsmith1383 4 жыл бұрын
Literally stolen word for word I-
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
No, it's a fancy French store
@krispywafers
@krispywafers 5 жыл бұрын
This game is so bad... Kevin, make another video of high school dreams.
@supotter377
@supotter377 Жыл бұрын
Literally everyone in Kevin’s -cult- fanbase is a masochist huh
@dustyfox6511
@dustyfox6511 5 жыл бұрын
>> Kevin talks about boys nonstop at the start. >> Complains when the game starts talking about boys. You're a hard audience to please Kevin.
@zappelins8942
@zappelins8942 5 жыл бұрын
Game made for girls in the 2000’s: exists Kevin: It’s free real estate
@beccaw2084
@beccaw2084 5 жыл бұрын
kevin, PLEASEEE play My Boyfriend- He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, it’s a shitty pc game from my childhood that I just need to see you play 😭
@casualcrisis6349
@casualcrisis6349 5 жыл бұрын
ive been looking for this game forever. thank you
@beccaw2084
@beccaw2084 5 жыл бұрын
casual crisis the frustrating letter-delivering mini game still haunts me to this day
@userh8323
@userh8323 5 жыл бұрын
I remember watching a KZbinr play this game years ago! When someone with the right personality plays these types of games, it's hilarious.
@grilledpook
@grilledpook 9 ай бұрын
kevin's got that ability to make every game he plays hilarious
@MinimiMax
@MinimiMax 5 жыл бұрын
This game actually unironically caught my attention. I love kinda crappy but entertaining games like this, they are my guilty pleasure.
@nadeen3157
@nadeen3157 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin you had a chance to give us jimantha's highschool years and you didn't take it. I Am Disappointed
@paleiosaur
@paleiosaur 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackfrost9512 this is now official Pickens lore.
@HTPCYMC
@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
They should add beds in the school so that we can fulfill our actual high school dreams, instead of these fake ones
@feralchangeling97
@feralchangeling97 5 жыл бұрын
With VR attached to new computers to help those dreams manifest.
@mainmenu32
@mainmenu32 5 жыл бұрын
You mean machines that turn you into a dragon. That's everyone's dream
@samhansen9771
@samhansen9771 5 жыл бұрын
What would you do in those beds? _Boys?_
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 5 жыл бұрын
Definetly Notacrusader YES! My dream since childhood. I wish I could capture that lucid dream I had years ago where I was a dragon flying around and could feel everything. Sigh being a gangly, bald, ugly mammal with no cool powers or anything sucks.... I guess we have big brains, but that won’t make me fly as a dragon without years and years of scientific study and likely mechanics. :(
@PommeDeTerre8
@PommeDeTerre8 5 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@BobBambo
@BobBambo 5 жыл бұрын
Dialogue: starts *OBLIVION MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
@ronpaul9226
@ronpaul9226 5 жыл бұрын
Fits so well
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 5 жыл бұрын
Bob Bambo it *IS* Oblivion music xD omg I was going insane thinking it was Fable or smthn
@rottenb-rex909
@rottenb-rex909 4 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda of creepy when the game glitches and has the girl say “he hangs” multiple times while looking up.
@stanloona2487
@stanloona2487 4 жыл бұрын
best way to get a boyfriend according to kevin: dress like hatsune miku
@rachell.5555
@rachell.5555 4 жыл бұрын
Bro that’s how you get a harem
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 3 жыл бұрын
Just look at the inbox of any female cosplayer, clearly this is the way to go.
@HiBuddyyyyyy
@HiBuddyyyyyy 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to get any boyfriends, but I’ll still want to dress like Hatsune Miku anyway.
@byakuyatogami2905
@byakuyatogami2905 2 жыл бұрын
You can get a girlfriend with these methods too! I dressed as Miku for Halloween last year and I have a gf now
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin: **comments on how the awkward hotdog guy handed the hotdog to her** Also Kevin: **says nothing about the fact that she literally just shoved said hotdog up her skirt**
@buttermebuns6974
@buttermebuns6974 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s job 5% gaming/filming 5% editing 90% thinking of a cool title
@luigivercotti6410
@luigivercotti6410 5 жыл бұрын
690% thinking about *tHe BoYs*
@Dragonfire511
@Dragonfire511 5 жыл бұрын
The Oblivion music over the conversations. Kevin you are the best.
@sarahmatkins6343
@sarahmatkins6343 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s not even chad. He’s an imposter!” *among us sound effects begin playing* truly ahead of his time I see
@icarus4302
@icarus4302 3 ай бұрын
Partially convinced Kevin found this in some abandoned alley or on some part of haunted eBay because "she hangs" repeating over and over as the character blankly looks up with a smile was terrifying
@hollie6972
@hollie6972 5 жыл бұрын
“they look lifeless” high school pupils generally do.
@Darkovika
@Darkovika 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no. My inner 90's stereotype is showing. I would have LOVED this game. I hate knowing this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fraztov
@fraztov 5 жыл бұрын
That's... not the 90's...
@Darkovika
@Darkovika 5 жыл бұрын
Fraztov it's not, but I am lmfao
@fraztov
@fraztov 5 жыл бұрын
@@Darkovika Fair enough xD
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 5 жыл бұрын
Darkovika Does Let's Plays new subscriber
@xLadyRaine
@xLadyRaine 4 жыл бұрын
It’s less than 5 bucks on steam. This is how I will spend my quarantine
@satansapartments
@satansapartments 5 жыл бұрын
Great gift ideas for your significant other: -chocolates -magnets with another man's face on them
@jennag5969
@jennag5969 4 жыл бұрын
“I need to talk to him he has birthing hips” -call me kevin
@nuggetmaster_
@nuggetmaster_ 4 жыл бұрын
"If you wanna talk to Landon, you may wanna change how you dress" The one fuckin time I hear my name in a video game/movie it's in this context. Fantastic.
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
This is the high quality story building that I like in my games.
@TailsIsDisappointed
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 жыл бұрын
High School Dreams but its pumped up kicks.
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@GoreyKilljoy
@GoreyKilljoy 5 жыл бұрын
I thought we were in Ireland
@mathieug1868
@mathieug1868 5 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE HAS A GUN Let's start dancing
@reniii8095
@reniii8095 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you love when Kevin becomes a young highschool girl named Jim Pickens? I stan
@biacrepaldi4681
@biacrepaldi4681 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god they look like zombies, they look so lifeless.” Yep, that’s high school alright.
@SaveMeMoon
@SaveMeMoon 3 жыл бұрын
Watching all these low budget kids games makes me wanna see Kevin play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey!
@nutella7644
@nutella7644 3 жыл бұрын
omg i was thinking the exact same thing!! theres so many gems in the shitty game genre that are so entertaining and fun to play honesty (i rmb these kind of games being popular to play way back in 2014 but times have changed lol)
@cailynvries1788
@cailynvries1788 2 жыл бұрын
That was my childhood game!! Honestly I would love to see him play that!!
@program4800
@program4800 5 жыл бұрын
High School Dreams but my dream was our dear leader Jim Pickens ;)
@jazzpancake1167
@jazzpancake1167 5 жыл бұрын
I haven’t even started the video yet but the title alone has already made it my favourite.
@jasminrennings
@jasminrennings 5 жыл бұрын
1:30 this screams for a fanart with roses in your hair :D
@rachell.5555
@rachell.5555 4 жыл бұрын
I’m on it
@ewu..
@ewu.. 4 жыл бұрын
@@rachell.5555 how's the fan art going? 😃
@bbomg02
@bbomg02 4 жыл бұрын
"Looked at the price tag and just left". That's me in real life though.
@BarryMcCawkiner
@BarryMcCawkiner 2 жыл бұрын
0:17 You don't need a video game to mimic this. I vividly remember high school being full of zombies. 2:40 Maybe that's why I rarely had a girlfriend in school, I was asking the wrong question. "Will you girlfriend?" is clearly the right way of asking.
@Nate3417
@Nate3417 5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think Kevin would enjoy the sequel to this, *Yandere Simulator.*
@brinable8403
@brinable8403 5 жыл бұрын
i need to see kevin play this game
@BS23Designs
@BS23Designs 5 жыл бұрын
Legit. He can get better boyfriends there, not to mention you can kill women.
@aisha2352
@aisha2352 5 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@esteruwu1671
@esteruwu1671 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! It's got it all. Murder, boys, fashion, kidnapping....
@kachowdove4519
@kachowdove4519 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@UnkleSanik
@UnkleSanik 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "I'm not a teenage girl I don't know what's in fashion" Also kevin: accidentally does a good fashion Me: notices Kevin does a good fashion and decides to point it out Also me: notices I pointed out that's good fashion and that I'm a 18yro male but I'm slowly turning into a high school girl FeelsWeird.exe
@emailname8624
@emailname8624 5 жыл бұрын
Try extracting the file or restarting your device.
@bleh93
@bleh93 5 жыл бұрын
it has been years since ive seen someone play this and played it myself. wow. thank you for this hit of awful nostalgia kevin.
@madt6895
@madt6895 5 жыл бұрын
6:04 Yes, yes it is. To the point where it's not even hurtful anymore; it's just hilarious.
@dailygeek1334
@dailygeek1334 5 жыл бұрын
12:36 “Don’t you even like the boys?” *insert “I’m gay!” vine here*
@sleepysnacks
@sleepysnacks 5 жыл бұрын
7:22 My brain: Hentai Hentai Hentai Kevin: "SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SAYING PANDA" Me: ...good call Kev.. Edit: I LOVE THAT YOU PUT OBLIVION MUSIC
@thebrad1134
@thebrad1134 5 жыл бұрын
What I hear is SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS SHE HANGS
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 5 жыл бұрын
Anon Ymous Dammit, not I have Ricky Martin stuck in my head. Those aren’t even the actual lyrics...stupid brain. :(
@juliapollard6101
@juliapollard6101 5 жыл бұрын
Avery Nguyen lol I’m glad someone else heard that too
@Nathan-fn3kd
@Nathan-fn3kd 5 жыл бұрын
Our corrupt minds think alike
@krowalunasp.z.o.o
@krowalunasp.z.o.o 5 жыл бұрын
oMG I WAS LOOKin FOR THIS COmment i heard exactly same it soounded like henti henti henti henti lmfao
@hugovinicius2068
@hugovinicius2068 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, Kevin, would it be a good idea to bring Jim's victims back from the dead with the zombie mod????
@thefallingsun9542
@thefallingsun9542 5 жыл бұрын
Or his parents, we could see how he thinks of them
@LucaGlitchy
@LucaGlitchy 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, Jim has so many victims it might be a bad idea to raise them all from the dead. His parents might work better since there aren't so many.
@armandpotgieter9911
@armandpotgieter9911 5 жыл бұрын
This seems like bad idea lol, the undead with vengeance
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 5 жыл бұрын
Jen Jen I would just worry about his computer crashing with the sheer number of people he’s fecked over and killed coming back all at once.
@jayzepickle6637
@jayzepickle6637 5 жыл бұрын
That's just torturous they got the sweet release of death only to face Jim again. Just let them r.i.p
@honeybee3841
@honeybee3841 5 жыл бұрын
Day 38 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: My Fairytale Adventure
@sherisedodd8694
@sherisedodd8694 5 жыл бұрын
honey bee yes iconic game
@danieladams608
@danieladams608 5 жыл бұрын
honey bee hell to the yes
@xmarshmilox9955
@xmarshmilox9955 5 жыл бұрын
Idk if he has a wii but he should play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey too 😂
@user-zn4ew4vn1n
@user-zn4ew4vn1n 5 жыл бұрын
Yes please I used to love that game
@Couple_Cans
@Couple_Cans 5 жыл бұрын
Hang in there soldier
@Kn1feShift
@Kn1feShift 5 жыл бұрын
"don't you even like boys?" no, im gay
@Vooman
@Vooman 5 жыл бұрын
15:49 I love how this line is supposed to imply he's smarter than the average jock, but the context of the line makes it sound like he thinks women's suffrage is a bad idea. I can't believe that's a line I just typed out.
@Longshanks1690
@Longshanks1690 5 жыл бұрын
High School Dreams but everyone only has Nightmares of High School.
@andreware2039
@andreware2039 5 жыл бұрын
True.
@yugare-chan4742
@yugare-chan4742 5 жыл бұрын
Too true! I’ve been out of high school for three years and I still have nightmares where I forget to do my homework.
@PaperAntlers222
@PaperAntlers222 5 жыл бұрын
I love the subtle oblivion/Skyrim music put in during the conversation 😂
@ArcadeMarx
@ArcadeMarx 5 жыл бұрын
damn new "100 things to do before high school"season looks great
@ayarriba9093
@ayarriba9093 4 жыл бұрын
I love how savage the main girl is to the teacher that had me cackling 😭😂
@liahamilton8931
@liahamilton8931 4 жыл бұрын
I really feel like I’ve gotten the whole experience in watching this video. I am quitting school, work, and every relationship I’ve ever had to sit and think about what I’ve learned. Goodbye
@ambermarino9401
@ambermarino9401 5 жыл бұрын
With Kevin's substantial dating advice there is no possible way we will all be single.
@Tryinghisbestyeah
@Tryinghisbestyeah 4 жыл бұрын
And yet...
@lucwijngaard8413
@lucwijngaard8413 5 жыл бұрын
Some people's dreams become reality, Kevin's dreams become nightmares!
@imalittletoxicjustalittle
@imalittletoxicjustalittle 5 жыл бұрын
i find it funny kevin has played so many girl games hes a girl game critique master lmao 3:20
@LucyGem98
@LucyGem98 5 жыл бұрын
Wow yes, this is exactly what high school was like. All my focus on boys, even though I'm gay
@ells1216
@ells1216 5 жыл бұрын
9:07 I love how the shop is literally called the shoe 😂😂
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