Destinies Board Game Review

[@scyldscefing3913]

This is a family favorite around our house, but the criticisms are legit.

[@Drmanperson]

We played three of the scenarios. I felt like I was randomly clicking on each point with no idea where I was going half the time. It seemed some characters had easier to identify stories (or I’m just stupid). Also, once somebody gets all their clues, there’s no way to catch up, so from that point you’re basically a passenger for their win. Ended up selling it and don’t miss it!

[@BoardGameBollocks]

Indeed. If someone is lucky enough to fall onto their ‘clues’ then they’re away. There’s no real way to fail the finale and I find myself wanting the game to end so I can do something else.

[@jamescampbell9890]

I haven't played Destinies, but 'a video game in drag' is a great descriptor.

[@iannicholson5107]

I have actually read the 120 Days of Sodom. How lovely and unusual to see a shout out in a games review. Like Sade I poo poo games apps and would happily confine them to a dungeon of my imagination. As we say most revered of youngsters. Bollocks. I adore your work and have created some small recyclable shrine to you in my spare room. I hope to eventually turn it into a bicycle. Appreciate what you do. As you may know there is a growing movement to confine game reviewers to the Bastille. I could never agree. Probably.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

Dude you’re the Salvador Dahli of commentary

[@ORMVS]

One thing I don't like about Destinies is that it does become more of a video game as you navigate your character across the map within the app; I'll notice my mini on the board is on a tile from a few turns back. Having to remember to move your character twice (virtual and mini) feels sloggy.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

Why doesn’t the app have your mini on the last tile you visited? Seems like a ridiculous over sight.

[@Paul-ro6py]

Thanks for taking the time to make this video. Trying to stay away from apps with board games.

[@thereal4579]

Just played My Father's Work and that's a FANTASTIC app integration, its mainly only for story narrative as the gameplay is euro worker placement/resource management. HEAVY on the story, but if you're into it the writing is phenomenal.

[@coryschlichting3517]

Mate, I LOVE your vids! You tell it like it is and everyone else be darned! LOL! Love it!

[@thecrookedskull]

loving the new glowing sign

[@BoardGameBollocks]

👍🏻

[@scifigeezer5271]

Was it inspired by that gay sauna game?

[@thecrookedskull]

@@scifigeezer5271 fits perfectly considering that game review is on the front page of the channel also helps that the "ocks" part of the sign is exposed mostly, providing some mysterious playful vibes

[@GuppyJ]

My progressive spectacles are always failing me too with newer games. They are more commonly now churning out cards with fine print, hidden contractual obligation-sized fonts. Love the new pink bollocks light. And if not new...maybe I need another optimitrist visit.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

It’s new. You’re not senile.

[@darbyl3872]

I only have four app-based games, as a test to see if they disappear from the internet some day. One of them can still be played without the app, and that is what I will look for in the future.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

I bought a ravensburger game called space hawk and the app disappeared. I asked them to send me the apk and they said no. Stuck with a lump of useless plastic.

[@karatevideosandmore7685]

@@BoardGameBollocks melt it down and make minis for your other games.....Bullocks!

[@wfp9378]

Good review. Was thinking the same thing. With board games costing crazy prizes now it seems like an app would be the way to go

[@TravisPrebble]

The tiny "epic scale" miniatures were an unfortunate result of this game originally being designed as a Time of Legends: Joan of Arc companion. That was abandoned after the Mythic Games settlement with Bernard Pascal, but Lucky Duck had the minis designed already at that point.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

So the game was a bodge job. Interesting…

[@Mark-nh2hs]

I enjoyed this game but do agree with some of your points raised. 👍. My biggest concern is the lack of replayability once you finished all the quests. I managed to get the game for cheap in a sell 😂.

[@7H3541N7]

I enjoyed the game. It's not perfect, but a game that guides you through and really helps with the setup is great for a neurodivergent group with the attention span of a squirrel on whizz. The minis are difficult to tell apart but I didn't find the minis than necessary. Could easily be done with a named token and bring down costs. I was lucky to win it from the Lucky Duck Games rep at Dungeons and Flagons events in Manchester. We'd played it there, loved it then managed to win it. It would be nice to have more scenarios in the Bix but I have heard there are a bunch of homebrew ones out there.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

The majority of home brew ones are in polish and French.

[@vlowolvtake1797]

We got a wink🙌

[@yourilicht631]

Awesome review! Although left wondering what a boardgame adaptation of Salo would look like 💩

[@adriang6259]

Usually avoid boardgames powered by apps but you almost make this sound fun. More laughs in this video than Chappelle's last special

[@warpo007]

C U Next Tuesday!

[@ImperialGit]

As soon as I hear 'app' mentioned in a board game review, my interest plummets; I'm trying to get away from bloody screens, not run towards them :P

[@thereal4579]

Sometimes the screens can handle ALOT of not ALL the fiddly-ness that comes with certain genres of games. Such as managing branching story decisions so you're not playing "Filing the board game" and spending ample time looking for specific things. But ya, I understand what your saying none the less.

[@WillHinds]

Drag games seems to be a bit of a problem these days. I'm not really sold on games that need/use apps. IDK, I like to unplug when I'm playing a game at the table. Even with my 10" tablet, it's just like, this weird lets crowd around the tablet experience. I get the concept, even appreciate the idea of having like, a virtual DM. I think even though I have a small group of people I play games with, I'd rather find an experience tailored to that group, than one that requires a virtual participant... But hey, to each their own.

[@theot9307]

Reminded me of a different themed Mansions Of Madness 2e. These games feel less fulfilling and having to play for at least a couple of hours. Would make sense only if you’re a sucker for a specific theme (medieval, fantasy, or horror fiction etc)

[@kyn0009]

As soon as I hear app based I am signed out. App based games can be good as video games but not as board games. I play board games to not be always looking at a screen.

[@dandehaan]

Destinies feels like a game that leads to better iterations of the system.

[@Adddndme]

Ha ha. I love your presentation. I just came across your channel and subscribed immediately. How old are your kids? My kids are 6 and 8 so still a bit too young for this.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

12, 9 & 7

[@robertcricco1512]

I hear app and instantly check out…

[@xsselb]

top notch review

[@AllinWhenPlaying]

Today I've ordered Fallen Land 2nd ed with expansion from States because of you, so, if my wife asks what the hell is that charge on the card, I'll just tell her that you talked me into it. You've been warned! ;)

[@BoardGameBollocks]

We played it again last weekend and my mate said it was the highlight of his gaming year.

[@karatevideosandmore7685]

Holy 💩....you have kids.....ok so do you level you language down to PG around them or do you give them the Full Monte?......BTW.....great video.....Bullocks!

[@BigDaddyCola]

Hes playing a character...a very entertaining one

[@Mark-nh2hs]

​@@BigDaddyColaI bet when he's recording and one of his children over hears him it's straight to mummy to report him for using naughty language 😂. Well depending on their age that is.

[@BigDaddyCola]

@@Mark-nh2hs his kids probably have a worse potty mouth than dad. Mum though...mum is the worst.

[@Mark-nh2hs]

​@@BigDaddyCola😂

[@stevenmill9887]

You are my density

[@BoardGameBollocks]

Lionel Richeese?

[@kidmarine3994]

It’s a crying shame you’ve got all that artwork detracting from those lovely QR codes.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

Haha…it did cross my mind

[@dabearz27]

Very thematic, but lack of replay value killed it for me

[@BoardGameBollocks]

My wife just got me an expansion from my birthday and my heart sank. Another 10 hours of my life wasted.

[@dabearz27]

@@BoardGameBollocks Sorry, mate. The expansions aren’t any better either.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

@dabearz27 Got witch wood and sea and sand…not sure I can stomach that much

[@dabearz27]

@@BoardGameBollocks Didn’t try Witch Wood, but Sea of Sand felt like more of the same with a less compelling setting…unless mummies and sand are your bag

[@BoardGameBollocks]

@dabearz27 I like mummies but sand tends to get stuck in my foreskin

[@Fidtz]

Scenario based games are starting to get on my nerves. They just seem to be an excuse to knock out mechanically simple and dull games and pretend that the "content" will make up for it. I would look forward to a new map for Concordia more than I would look forward to 100 new scenarios in any of these snooze fests. If you want an rpg then play a real one, there are of tons of amazing ones for a few quid.

[@chronixchaos7081]

Rule number 1: Always listen to the balding geeza with the word ‘LOCKS’, in dayglow pink squirting out of his left ear hole.

[@dankelly]

Adult language board game content. I love it!

[@happymaskedguy1943]

Holy bollocks, I’m first. Now to watch this mad geezer.

[@BrianMarcus-nz7cs]

Wot , U again , I fought Santa waz Black .😅

[@happymaskedguy1943]

Tbf though, black santa is 👑

[@griffsmotorthings]

Video game in drag - HAHAHAHAAHHA Fuckin' grade A line.

[@crazyvolucris]

I just played it one… and was not really convinced… played it with 3 player and the semi coop which we had to do was also strange… not my kind of game… so for me its an easy pass😎

[@TravDadGamer]

You invoked Golem Arcana, which is why I have sworn off board games with apps. I fell hard for that game (fiscally and emotionally) only to have the app dropped like a dog's turd. Still stings.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

You can still find the android apk online. This allows the game to be played. I use an old android tablet.

[@TravDadGamer]

@@BoardGameBollocks I still have my stuff packed away. Cheers!

[@happymaskedguy1943]

I’m sure the game’s good but a couple of big drawbacks for me: 1. Fucking QR codes on fantasy themed game cards. 🤮 2. App can just disappear off Appstores, bricking the game 3. Couldn’t this have just been a more affordable app game without all the tabletop stuff?

[@BoardGameBollocks]

Yes is the simple answer. The physical stuff is only essential because you need it. Could have quite easily been just and app and no one would’ve noticed.

[@Mark-nh2hs]

​@@BoardGameBollocksor they could of added a card mechanism/refer to a book number etc for those who don't use apps. Or if it goes down at least you have a back up way to play the game.

[@prisk1970]

I thought this game was fun, but I will say I think the replayability is not as high as I would like. Like you said as a con, the other players see what is going on so you reveal stuff they need and waste your turn. I rate replayability really high, especially the more expensive the game is. Best app driven game I have played is Return to Dark Tower. Friend has it, we have played it 3 times, tons of fun.. really expensive though.

[@Mark-nh2hs]

Return to Dark Tower is that not the remake of the 80s game Dark Tower - I vaguely remember it. I've heard the app mechanism is good and they shook up the whole game mechanics I guess.

[@prisk1970]

@@Mark-nh2hs yeah I think it is the remake. The app is really slick. It allows you to make adjustments to things it doesn't know about so the game is kept updated (like if you have a power/skill or item that lets you remove an enemy from the board without a fight, so it knows what is still on the map). The tower runs off batteries. It has chomped through a set of batteries every time we play (AA if I remember correctly, 3 or 4 of them). It lights up, makes noises, tosses skulls out onto the map and shows what negative effects are in certain regions. It is really well done and fun to play with a lot of scenarios. It is though very expensive from what I saw when I skimmed online after playing it with my friend.

[@Mark-nh2hs]

​@@prisk1970sounds epic. Yeah I just looked at it online - you would need to take out a loan to buy it 😂. But it does look good. I wish they would remake "The Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs". Loved that game as a child and would be intrigued to see how they would remake it.

[@snorkherder]

I love your channel but I cant watch this vid about yet another boardgame that needs an App, I play board games to get away from the phone and the phone obsessed zombie people :)

[@asdrubael1985]

Just try it, it's really good

[@SPQRKlio]

@@asdrubael1985There are a couple of app-based games that I’m sure I’m missing out on something good-but I really want my boardgaming to be my offline time 😕 Plus, I want to be able to play my games when I’m down in the zombie-apocalypse shelter.

[@Mark-nh2hs]

I had the same thoughts and saw it in a sell and thought give it a go and was pleasantly surprised. Has it changed my mind on app driven games no but for this game and theme it works.

[@snorkherder]

Thanks for the reply, I appreciate not all App assisted board games will not be for me but I just cant bring myself to do it 👍😀 @@Mark-nh2hs

[@snorkherder]

Thanks but no, and thank you for the reply 😀 @@asdrubael1985

[@Orochi_001]

Built-in obsolescence makes me sad.

[@ArsenalFC-hp7xr]

Best boardgame channel on The YT…ya wankers!

[@thereal4579]

I bounced off this game hard. It was not a board game to me, but an interactive story. You are right, it makes no sense that your character is half a map away and discovers something and the other players also know that now. Thematically falls flat. It is ultimately just a series of skill checks while blindly stumbling about the map. It is gorgeous and well made, but for me it was not the type of RPG I enjoy. 6/10

[@stevenkennedy4130]

Donkey 👊

[@adamg4912]

I got rid of it after one play. It's FINE. I'd just rather play a video game or an actual board game instead.

[@TheAmazingMrGs]

I don't like the idea of a app to play a board game. It would be just fine if you can play the whole board gane on the app do say if you are somewhere taht you did not want to bring you board to because i find it both to move my board around sometimes don't like shoving him in the back puting then on my lap well anyways the app doesn't even have miniatures as the maker them lazy fuckz... Galaxy Truckers has a app that i might try in the future it cost 4.99 plus tax so it be like around 5.10 something like that

[@didierj3836]

Way too much interactions with the app. It's not a full digital application, it's not a full board game. Direction => garbage

[@uplift-yourdailypickup6424]

I bought this, never played it and sold it. I realized I was never going to table it. Also I would rather just play something on steam if I want this kind of experience.

[@VaultBoy13]

The stories of Destinies were fun, but the gameplay just isn't there. While I think it's interesting to give players competing story agendas, the game is kind of shit at being a competitive game.

[@scifigeezer5271]

The game is even worse solo

[@djfusion2808]

My only experience with this game is solo. Great production quality, first impressions were great until I started playing and realised there’s just no challenge. It’s like the old game Dragons Lair, no skill or strategy, just learning the correct choices by trial and error.

[@starvrosleem]

This game becomes a repetitive slog very quickly.

[@BoardGameBollocks]

I’m playing the first expansion now and I’m beginning to think the same…my kids are bored out of their minds.

[@starvrosleem]

Bring 3a to b to get c on infinite loop. Ima go air fry some turkey bacon and hate my life instead.

[@stuartjordan3123]

Lost me at "app based".

[@Wolcik3000]

minis too small to paint, story too scary for kids and app adds a layer of gaming I don't like

[@BoardGameBollocks]

Could quite easily have been a video game

[@Wolcik3000]

@@BoardGameBollocks at some point one might wonder why it was not - whenever it is more lucrative to pander to board game enthusiasts with Descend 3ed KS bullshajt rather than trying the much more critically vocal video game audience