The Secret Cookie Clicker Market

[@spainwithoutthes4376]

This man is singlehandedly keeping the cookie stocks at an all time high

[@HTLN]

Stonk

[@bloodboy0229]

real

[@LambdaCreates]

no, he's singlehandedly the only being who's keeping the game of cookie clicker afloat, creating funny and definitely educative content on cookie clicker

[@palqya]

@@bloodboy0229 real

[@PUFFY524]

And he don't need a betraying girl to cause him depression cuz he doin that himself

[@kittentea4101]

At this point, I think that cookies are part of Dragoon's life. He breathes cookies, his heart pumps cookies, he IS cookies.

[@oksarsc345]

Lore accurate cookie clicker player

[@Bob12649]

He is soupkies

[@neverwhere3907]

​@@oksarsc345 I know a secret about dragoon. The secret is... Dragon's pc is made of cookies too.

[@bottlerofgames]

Could he be Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?

[@uz_010]

Definitely explains the meaning of the "You" building lmao.

[@RDS137]

Why does Dragoon always have the best one-line raps? He needs a debut single NOW

[@gamerlordboys5460]

Yes

[@Penguineer554]

Exactly

[@Dobut1]

Eminem?

[@kristve6798]

@@Dobut1 who?

[@Taratathetarantula]

​@@Dobut1dunno know but hes been real quiet since this dropped

[@dziewiaty]

Dude is slowly transitioning from clicker games to rap career and somehow makes it look as natural as ice turning into the water.

[@dziewiaty]

@IonRuby I don't know if you were trying to be clever or something, but ice is just water in solid state. When it melts it changes temperature, because it does not "change" into water, it is water.

[@hamzaahsan7029]

​@@dziewiatyim pretty sure that hes saying that in a melting graph at the point of ice melting the tempurature would not increase further because the energy isnt being used to increase the temperature rather breaking the bonds of the solid structure of ice into the weaker liquid structure of water

[@daamazingfireman5566]

Could also just be a fun fact.

[@M_N0L3]

sounds like epic rap battles of history

[@Ezkanohra]

@IonRuby Bro edited their reply but it still has spelling issues

[@A_non-youtuber_guy]

I love how Dragoon's worst enemies range from a random kid in one of Hbomb's comment section to a digital rapping grandma with a hive mind

[@Inkys-tenatuous-channel-hub]

He’s got villains that contrast each other so much that it makes the joker look like “the joke”

[@GamerPlayer-s9k]

@@Inkys-tenatuous-channel-hub daug you grilled cooked and steamed the joker

[@Shard_vs]

was not expecting Dragoon to spontaneously start dropping bars 2 minutes in

[@thevgkid7067]

welcome to his channel, you must be new here

[@piss7610]

@@thevgkid7067 damn didnt realize we were getting snobby over a youtube channel

[@TehHolySpudBoi]

yeah and he's actually getting good at it now lol

[@cadenlanam3158]

​@@piss7610 snobby? U must have an extreme lack understanding of the word if u think that was snobby💀

[@BallInTheCeiling]

He should challenge eminem he would definently win over him

[@S0m3Dud3]

Bro casually dropped the 3 greatest raps in all of humanity in a cookie clicker video and though we wouldn't notice

[@KenKaneki2007-9]

He has talent in everything truly a person of all time

[@sergavet]

I believe he should make songs, and the WILL be good

[@pix5754]

Dear god. This man is a monster, and I have never had this much respect for a human being online. I have been here for three years and the decent into madness of Dragoon is the best thing on youtube, well played.

[@luanmichel6957]

no, he's not a monster, he is a dragoon

[@jeppe6159]

Your writing is hella good for a guy who has only lived for 3 years

[@GrifGrey]

@@jeppe6159i didn't misspell descent when i was 3. some people say that is because i didn't know of the word, though.

[@LambdaCreates]

@@luanmichel6957Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback. or he's actually just a winged hussar(check his video about why science can't explain what are birds)

[@2dsexual]

​@@LambdaCreatesnah Dragoons are people with Olympic level jumping skills

[@Fusion-DBZ111]

genuinely some of the most detailed content this man has like a side story plot in every episode it’s crazy

[@Metallxaxell]

If you doubt him read the lore

[@noelopez3437]

Isn’t the space music at times like 0:22 from Kurzgesagt?

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

Lowkey his raps are fire

[@livingthemcdream]

I think I just realized how insanely complex cookie clicker actually is

[@CountFab]

When you approach the endgame it's really like that.

[@hebegebe123]

next: find out what the best pantheon build is-

[@lDontExist]

Ranking the raps: 1. 18:32 OBLITERATION 2. 18:04 Hive-mind 3. 3:41 Physical Pain 4. 2:20 The Crown

[@ElitheSnowFox]

W list hive mind was fire but the last line in obliteration absolutely destroyed the grandmas

[@Brathize]

Yeah the last line way too fire.. damn hot

[@HalfcourtSports]

Ngl Veta is the new Morgan

[@W1KTORious]

​@@HalfcourtSportscuz she's hes grandma duh

[@interlamer7480]

So basically in the reverse order of appearance in the video?

[@awesium4077]

In my cookie clicker run, I count anything that doesn't give you the "cheated cookies taste awful" shadow achievement, meaning that stuff like save scumming is fair game. The commitment this guy has to not do that (In the episode where he got seedless to nay he didn't save scum for juicy queenbeets like I did)

[@Jadanbr]

How exactly do you save scum for plants

[@MarcTelang]

@@Jadanbr wait for all of the queenbeets to mature, save just before a tick, and then spam refreshes until a juicy queenbeet spawns

[@not_p0]

How do you get the cheated cookies achievnet

[@awesium4077]

@@not_p0 you hack the game or add "saysopensesame" or something like that to the end of your name. If I'm wrong look it up.

[@notyannz]

Bro it aint that hard to grow some plants damn

[@grazziotti7669]

I cant believe how much effort was put into this video, bro created a whole rap battle (with straight bars) and got a degree in economy just for a coockie game, you deserve everything you`re a master of entertainement

[@Mogi-MC]

When youtube stops workin out you may aswell start a rap career

[@vo1dyy_]

verified user

[@HeisenbergFam]

Dragoon's cookie tactics truly feel like he works for the matrix

[@Fortisloukareas]

Ha not today top comment

[@---____.0-]

Rizzard

[@gatio2007CatSad]

I thought I got away form you

[@LeroxYT]

Why are you everywhere

[@distinguishedkorok]

Hello again waltuh

[@theiwik864]

Dragoon is really the only person able to create an interesting lore about cookies

[@fry_fr]

ortiel:

[@LWJ-ek1jw]

Til you hear about the man that started a whole war over potatoes

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

@@LWJ-ek1jw☹️

[@theiwik864]

It is true but Technoblade was way more insane than Dragoon@@LWJ-ek1jw

[@theiwik864]

True but i don't think ortiel will rap about cookie cliker@@fry_fr

[@tfjk5049]

Dragoon, the baker of wall street

[@stormwarrior5362]

Gotta love his wall streets. They are delicious!

[@IronLung90]

Enslaver of grandmothers

[@hiper_blox5436]

He's also the cook of Wall Street, brk was spitting straight bars

[@Corrupted_computeR]

13:33 I wasn't even paying attention to the video cause I was playing a game. Hearing that shocked me XD you got my attention again (for 3 seconds)

[@thimoneranga]

I love your Rap brother....🎶🎵❤️ 18:11

[@honziksmisery58145]

I think the scariest part about this video is that dragoon could probably make it in the music industry

[@aymona123]

fr eminem is shakin in his boots rn

[@thecrow670]

​@@aymona123he's been real silent

[@flawless7019]

"If you don't know much about numbers, that's one of the big ones" - Dragoon 2023

[@Jeeiscrazy]

Never thought that a game about cookies can be so complex

[@Sonic2024freedomera]

blame orteil for it

[@Limes-y5u]

this isn't even the surface

[@wengkasen2552]

Prob like 3% of like ngl lol

[@Scrawwlex]

I choked on my drink at 16:44 when you suddenly whip out ole german "TAG SECHSUNDREISSIG", I did not expect that! Nice one haha

[@dwr1001]

Ah thought only I noticed

[@denis-fq8pn]

die deutschen sind überall lol

[@itzsh3dy753]

17:56 Bro is starting a rap career

[@BeamTrigger]

This man just keeps posting great content for us. It's incredible! Edit: bro, I just commented something and I already have 500 likes. This is insane, I've never gotten so many.

[@Vanguard.I]

What’s your favourite kind of cheese? I got one answer.

[@Unlucky1776]

​@@Vanguard.II just like cheese

[@tachyonites9568]

@@Vanguard.I Gouda

[@El5iver]

This physically makes me wanna revive Morgan.

[@baid-]

dont you dare

[@_oceanace]

do it. Morgan shall rise again.

[@dolphin1418]

Our false savior shall rise

[@WonderRanger700]

for he is all seeing

[@dolphin1418]

@@_oceanace and you shall be the sacrifice for you have attained the Number Of Religion, lucky number 7. So prepare your mind and soul

[@zzz-lo8vg]

You can tell dragoon is used to baking cookies with the way he always he cooks in these raps

[@elshangaming8609]

this guy will be a literal rap god if he continues playing cookie clicker

[@ilostmymilk5563]

13:32 sounds so wrong

[@David280GG]

coc

[@123890antonioj]

​@@David280GG Oh that's what it was 😂

[@icecremmester]

play with my co-

[@Pengin-yg1qx]

@@David280GGclash of clans

[@spekulatiu]

16:43 i was flabbergasted at that pronunciation. as a german, you did great

[@crazyjack746]

Dragoon after collapsing the British economy for a cookie game (Morgan was not impressed) (Vera was destroyed)😊

[@snabetysny1245]

If dragoon made a 3 hour long video i would watch it without ever getting the urge to click off, it is really entertaining

[@DoctorLudvig]

I'm in a flu-driven half sleep and your raps made me think I was hallucinating, keep it up!

[@redxlaser1562]

17:58 I was not expecting something like this, much less it unironically being very good!

[@lehonouredone]

One must imagine Dragoon not joining the Italian mafia.

[@aliunal7317]

Never thought that a game like cookie clicker would be so complex.

[@FaceOfAbsoulteBorderm]

This man doesn't need an oscar.He need more cookies. Edit 1:First time getting more than one like(Yes i liked my self). Edit 2:Is that how poeple feel when they get more than 1 like?

[@furyflames6084]

I just realized something... Morgan... is VERA... think about it... dragoon's playstyle causes both of them physical pain... and morgan is a demon in disguise... just like vera...

[@No.1GodzillaGlazer]

i thought Morgan was a butthurt asian child

[@Jaja-gamer]

2:20 omg this is awesome I want a long version of it

[@JorritV]

Massive respect for the dedication to pull this off. And the sick bars ofcourse.

[@RelexGG]

The effort you put in is unmatched, I think I speak for all when I say we appreciate it

[@AndrewLarger]

Uh, the game definitely has an in game counter for number of ascensions. It's under general statistics. You don't need to export anything to some other site. You can even see it on your screen at 8:17. Legacy started 215 days ago, with 914 ascensions.

[@worldofwonder2105]

The final boss 17:50 is insane

[@Inkys-tenatuous-channel-hub]

I like how he actually has a good relationship with his family. Most KZbinrs have there dad leave them to get milk but as mentioned he played monopoly with his family

[@StickShowSSC]

I love these cookie clicker videos(the final rap battle was fire)

[@NikkyMadd]

Cookie video from Dragoon either means he's at peak performance or he's two minutes from a self inflicted toaster bath

[@VGV1deo]

Based on the content of the video I’m guessing he’s both

[@GodlyFire]

The rap parts of this legend slap way harder then they should

[@Fahmed404]

18:08 THEY COOKIN SOMETHIN OTHER THAN THE COOKIES

[@Gloominesss]

GOD how I love your commentary! I never thought that cookie clicker can be intense - until I found you on KZbin.And after that... many other games in your channel. Thanks for the great work, I hope you keep it up!

[@CYG069]

A Dragoon Video on any Day makes the bad Mood go away!! Love the vids, always makes me laugh! Edit: The Raps were FIRE AS HELL!!!

[@PhaTs00p]

Back in the days I spent just as much time playing cookie clicker as writing a plugin for automatic stock trading in cookie clicker. Never actually made it that far but the indicators for when to sell and when to buy would have made this journey a breeze.

[@jujuplays6018]

18:02 This was the rap we ALL needed😂😂😂

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

3:28 No way its that one animation from like 12 years ago that appeared in a lot of peoples recommended

[@dantebayer919]

i see 3 ways that the dragoon timeline can go, 1, vera and morgan team up, 2, vera and dragoon team up, or 3, morgan and dragoon, and i can't wait to see where this goes.

[@CoeGr]

Top ten rappers eminem is afraid to diss: Number 1: Dragoon.

[@andreidsavetf2]

12:11 when Dragoon said FINE my pc crashed

[@ac_pex]

13:50 "all the bees are fu*king dead" got me laughing

[@AngelovandeKasteele]

If all bees are f**king dead means there its a limit off honey on the world and rise the price a lot

[@chewyenki]

I know

[@Wezryx]

What is your Lore, please give me an entire video on your lore. 19:09

[@abraxesprime7832]

This is my first video I watched of this guy, nice raps

[@Cozy_Azkap]

this guys raps better than the soundcloud rappers

[@ancard3118]

i'm legit scared of what the last couple of achievements will require

[@austinschwartz7424]

there incredibly boring it just gets level 10 on each of the buildings which takes 55 sugar lumps per building with 20 buildings so over 1000 sugar lumps.

[@cookiemains]

trevigintillion cbia

[@ofekserebrisky258]

Dragon is single handidly keeping the entire theme of cookie clicker alive

[@WalterStrouse]

Ok but the raps are better than some popular rappers

[@jujuplays6018]

3:41 omg!

[@AustinTube0]

Remember folks if clicking cookies you must cook clickers of cookies to click cookies.

[@frozeynight]

Who would've thought that a video about cookie clicker contains gardening, a stock market, and a rap battle. Amazing video.

[@chaptastik7072]

Dragoon blesses us with frequent uploads ❤

[@Bananabread0]

How did he go from hypixel skyblock to this

[@Snow_Cultist]

10:53 Specifically THIS part of aot music gave me a ptsd from certain roblox aot game and i remembered it.

[@_W1ther]

No way! Dragoon actually uploads in less than 6 months

[@bryanmilenia]

Man at this point i think we need a Dragoon rap channel.

[@omartabaza7561]

You have a great taste in music mate, i found a lot of great songs through you.

[@danielm.3832]

All I wanted was to find out how to use the stock market, instead this video explained the entire game and I no longer need to play the game anymore. Thanks

[@Wezryx]

The grandma cookie lord had a great rap 4:04

[@ryanbradshaw7875]

Yes

[@TheUglyDuckling997]

you are aware theres a shadow achievement that acquires you to spend a whole year on 1 singular cookie with no transcends

[@DepthVorpa]

Let him find it himself, he will probably scream

[@derpyslurp8779]

That's a complete lie lmao

[@TheUglyDuckling997]

@@derpyslurp8779 literally isn't. I got the achievement myself like 2 years ago before it was on steam

[@pissheater3k]

it’s called “So much do to so much to see” if I’m correct

[@scantyoutube5649]

I like to think Morgan is actually Dragoon from the extreme far future, antagonizing his past self to help him grow.

[@Croissant1234]

Dragoon’s rap is literally getting better and better every single video. I bet Morgan would be jealous

[@kyanashley4510]

This man has the time to not only do shit i didnt even know was possible on cookie clicker but freakn rap to it aswell, goddamn. (editing is insane)

[@D1aboliC0ol]

2:10 BARS!!!

[@Safineya]

This man has better raps than rappers who do ut for a living these days. 18:55 my favourite part.

[@frogstrangler6381]

This man is insane. Keep up the good work! Considering the amount of time and passion you put into your videos i really hope you get more recognition soon. You deserve it (not to scoff at 700k subs but you know)

[@xxmuhamedxx57]

jgojgijioj

[@selekt9858]

Your commitment keeps shocking me with each video bro! Really great work.

[@GoombaGumb]

The fact that played with his CoC the entire video is truly inspiring.

[@volcanhacks]

we really need him to post his raps on Spotify and yt music

[@SoundKat]

Make more raps Dragoon. You got serious rhyme scheme.

[@maybeitsright4011]

Dragoon could be a world renounded rapper, but he decides to click the cookie instead

[@Insanity_TM]

I hope you aren’t gonna get burnt out Also where is the source of the goat demons 18:47

[@diovalo-bs3821]

This man should be an elden ring boss: "Dragoon, The baker of all cookies" give me more names

[@GhosOfTheMoon-hj9st]

“Dragoon the cookie dragon of CHAOS!”

[@damonkelesgo]

the harbinger of the cookies

[@muwon8501]

Dragoon the cookinator

[@diovalo-bs3821]

@damonkelesgo my favourite so far

[@sadrakeyhany7477]

Verna's bane, the One who dared ( rise against Morgan ), the harbinger of cookies, the unchained one, the sovereign of cookies, the damned of the cosmos, the peperpetual, the breaker of Chains and of course the dragon of cookies!

[@mariushansen5185]

I can't believe the pure dedication. To think that people like Sniperwolf have more subs than Dragoon is baffeling. Get this guy to mil at once.

[@JDD-qr5mp]

DRAGOON YOU MISSED THE DESCRIPTION OF THE BROKER. IT SAID “A nice broker to trade more cookies.”

[@Neznam-wt7vs]

dragoon is the type of guy that will fight a pixel grandma in a rap war

[@The_Lord_of_Cryptids]

I just realized, you're the video game version of the Theorizer. I don't think any channels other than you and his that go quite as hard on the spiraling into insanity, or the epic raps for that matter. Crossover when?

[@lennard5566]

Dragoon is about to start his rap career and i'm here for it

[@igorzynskiyoutube3580]

Dragoon:I will never have 3 raps in my video. few minutes later you did 4 raps

[@truffflzz]

1:15 this is truly a misinformation noment of all time

[@nevemnincsen8396]

He is insane. Never disappoints.

[@mb4r3k92]

Video summarized: "The least determinated cookie clicker makes the best rap songs"

[@user-kg2lp8jz2r]

Playlist of all the raps: 2:16 3:41 17:59

[@EvanStout4193]

I remember playing cookie clicker in 4th grade, the good old days

[@AlejandraCandelaria]

I'm doing a re-watch of this series, I miss the rapping battles