DESTROYING THE FOREST | The Forest

[@burgerham3278]

Cannibals: Looks at Mark and Runs away Mark: So I took it personally

[@jamesfrazier9360]

“Sometimes you’re so incredibly smart and clever and visionary, and then sometimes you don’t press E to climb down the rope.” -Wade to Mark

[@kathrynhoward4196]

23:06

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@kathrynhoward4196 thanks

[@kathrynhoward4196]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 You're welcome.

[@_JustJoe]

Brilliant

[@dillymac8656]

Bob: “They dont cross the water, right?” Mark: **demon summoning**

[@spookyrug8650]

This was 3 seconds ago

[@theoneandonlyme8]

@@spookyrug8650 and?

[@pika_miku]

I think he spoke minecraft enchantment table

[@Dopamine621]

timestamp?

[@danmarkling6761]

@F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! we got a bot boys!

[@jbwarner8626]

Mark: "136 LOGS?! We're not building that!" Also Mark: **builds that**

[@shadowdarkness7345]

34 trees, 11 per each of them.

[@AveragePastaConsumer]

Also Also Mark: **breaks that**

[@loki4807]

Don't forget THE GAZEBO ALONG WITH IT

[@jbwarner8626]

@@loki4807 _EVERYTHING BUT THE PHUCKING WALL_

[@loki4807]

@@jbwarner8626 U RIGHT

[@adventurefound]

Meanwhile, somewhere else on the Island, poor little Timmy celebrates his 21st birthday with Esmerelda, the number 1 famous cannibal stripper in all of Plane Crash Island. During the celebrations, he pauses, just for a moment, to shed a single tear, for the sorrow, and neglect he has endured, all these years, after being FORGOTTEN by ALL 3 of his Fathers, who, rumour has it, abandonned him for locking wooden doors, a very nice blueberry garden plot, and an inside log cart.

[@boomeronet7888]

Wow a comment that actually took some thought I'm surprised usually we're all braindead here

[@willbe3043]

@@boomeronet7888 are you okay hun

[@boomeronet7888]

@@willbe3043 hun I'm dying Also yes I was just saying that 95% of comments are "When.... [timestamp]" and I like that this isn't one of those

[@giornogiovani3769]

@@willbe3043 e

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Look, it’s a _very nice_ blueberry garden plot, okay?

[@Timotheuster]

“It’s staying up so it resets your clooock!” Me at 4am:

[@slion9914]

How the fuck did you do that

[@akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289]

@@slion9914 He paid some cash for it

[@Timotheuster]

If you’re a member you can be cool like me You can also be broke like me

[@hendyo_98]

That is literally me every night

[@octocolored]

Square gang rise up

[@sairiel344]

Mark: Puts down a Bonfire Canibals: The Beacons are lit the Forest calls for aid

[@DeltaSilver88]

The cannibals are all Aragorn?

[@thisguybernie4239]

There drawn to the bonfire that’s the joke

[@vincentjohnson3462]

And the cannibals will answer! Muster the cannibal army!

[@bigmac3524]

Lord of the rings reference lmfao

[@juns4464]

@@vincentjohnson3462 The Cannibalry!

[@weirdroadkill]

What I learned in this episode Mark: the industry Bob: the artistry Wade: the audacity

[@Delta-mo6hn]

*audience cheers, whistles and claps as your handed an award for writing and poetry*

[@fanaticfandom2033]

Very true, I applaud thee

[@littlemissemila1818]

This is truly inspirational

[@Pyrodragon3993]

Your comment: the majesty

[@batvadergaming]

A true masterpiece among comments

[@Lone_Zer0]

“DESTROYING THE FOREST” Now this is what we expected to happen

[@katrabbit]

mark would play a really good pollution monster from FernGully

[@lyamschuss8786]

The factory must grown... wait, wrong game

[@CrazyHawkeComics]

When I saw the title I thought they were gonna do something stupid like make a mistake with the bonfire and burn down the forest... I was wrong.

[@tommyfoy2040]

@@ivyfrancis2268 à

[@tokyoto1]

@NAFISA RIJA cos they deleted their comment obv 🤦‍♂️

[@Mitaka-Asa]

Wade: "you're the most brilliant dumb person I know". Ethan: "You're the smartest dumb guy I've ever met". Sean: "I'm not sure if he's a genius or moron".

[@kairus6327]

I can't believe you remembered Sean's comment 😂 props

[@LokiC_713]

I wanna like this but you have 69 likes 😂

[@mihanni2214]

this comment deserves more likes

[@powermonkey346]

Give it some time and he’ll be drowning in likes

[@kairus6327]

@Mike Wazowski XD I was waiting for a comment like this and tbh I've watched it so many times too and I legit just don't have an excuse for the fact that I can't remember shiz

[@papetato1097]

Normal person when they fall down a hill: Ow I'm dying Mark when he "falls" down a hill: IT'S TIME TO TRY DEFYING GRAVITY

[@roxythelipstickpixie72]

He's truly WICKED,

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

I’m still cracking up. How does a sled make you bounce.....ahh bobsleds!

[@biboymasky2647]

@@roxythelipstickpixie72 clap and a half

[@juliastrand6037]

Sleed is bounse

[@Ugh718]

@@alexiswilliamsinc "I'm still cracking up"Yeah well so are his bones lmao XD

[@EzekiesAcheron]

"The speed at which thoughts form, is quicker than it used to be, but the quality of the thoughts have really gone downhill." - Markiplier 2020 The most accurate statement in the world

[@brie-b]

quantity over quality

[@Ugh718]

I thought it was bob that said this lol wtf

[@memelover6917]

its sad really

[@kathrynhoward4196]

26:12

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

It’s like that “I’m stupid faster” comic

[@captainrick4513]

Mark: "Hey, let's go in the cave next episode." *Proceeds to not go into the cave.*

[@BlueJayGaming]

this is a vod of their stream so for them it's still technically "the next episode"

[@ChakatStripedfur]

@@dakotasnyder7111 Where is it? I know of Mark's Twitch channel, is it different than that?

[@dakotasnyder7111]

@@ChakatStripedfur nah just typing "Markiplier Vods HD" should be able to find it on KZbin

[@fabianakbarnugraha4369]

@@dakotasnyder7111 I think it's actually a fan account rather than Mark's official vod account. Cuz earlier in this exact stream (the talking/podcast part) Mark and the guys called out the people that's been uploading these vods on KZbin

[@Husitka]

@@dakotasnyder7111: Please, don't support or recommend channels that re-upload Mark's content without his permission. Mark himself said he doesn't like when people do that and that they should go to his Twitch channel instead if they want to see the entire VOD's.

[@dergderg1471]

My dad doesn't normally watch Markiplier with me, but The Forest series has made him laugh MULTIPLE times in each of the videos. Feel the achievement good sir Markiplier.

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

I did not expect to lose it this much. 😂🤣😂 And the game mechanics make it funnier, like how his lighter stays lit all the way down the rope-he-forgot-to-grab. Oh and The Bounce. 😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@aceancheta829]

just wanna say i got your comment to 69 likes

[@furybenton5065]

@@aceancheta829 Oh my god! You got his likes to 69?! You- Sthu. Please.

[@funnyname6169]

@@furybenton5065 if you don’t think it’s funny that’s fine but other people do, so have a taste of your own medicine and stfu

[@loki4807]

show respect this is a king you are talking about. LONG LIVE THE KING!

[@DancingNinja98]

"I've never killed a deer with my bare hands so who am I to judge their AI" - Muyskerm, 2020. I want this cross-stitched on a pillow.

[@tavvy4426]

want it on a tshirt

[@enderquotary392]

@@tavvy4426 I want it on a mug

[@pfamilygal]

I want it in a tattoo

[@pfamilygal]

*on

[@nekomataumbreon]

On it! /j

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

2:21 Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the editor went frame by frame, painstakingly keying out marks webcam behind his characters arm just for the bit

[@captainpanic3616]

Oh god you’re right!

[@jinx_76]

WE STAN LIXIAN

[@carley_isnt.real1]

@@jinx_76 lixian didn’t edit this video

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@carley_isnt.real1 uhh yes he did

[@carley_isnt.real1]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 no if you check the description it was a different person

[@App1_e]

“Let’s find a cave!” *Chops trees and jumps from cliffs* Next episode: “Let’s find a cave!” *Probably dies*

[@josephvagnier9643]

I mean, that’ll send them to a cave

[@dd_clipz]

As a forrest player, i can confirm this mentality

[@2dheethbar]

Oh, someone dies when they go in the caves alright. :D

[@Winter5587]

some_ones,_ more precisely :>

[@ubutbetter4635]

*"The bigger the mass the faster the a$$"* Truer words have never been spoken

[@savedname9959]

High school year book quotes.

[@mityakiselev]

- Albert Einstein (probably)

[@ubutbetter4635]

@@mityakiselev technically Bob is Albert Einstein,he's a genius,a comedic genius

[@junmarcbacani7827]

I was just reading this comment just as Bob says that

[@spoopyspore173]

The red paint makes you where the cannibals wont attack you.

[@allenbreault8749]

Smoort

[@theoriginalzem5]

And nobody ever gets the information out wait how tf does that work pls explain how paint stops cannibals unless its lead or smells deadly

[@alexfernandez0504]

@@theoriginalzem5 Probably just creating the illusion that they are cannibals covered in blood

[@oneoddcanadian9468]

@@theoriginalzem5 explain how the trees cut themselves into logs

[@stinkygoingout4074]

@@theoriginalzem5 supposedly the leaders of the tribes wear red

[@tortuguista1058]

Bob and his son are the opposite of Marlin and Nemo

[@TheAnkleBreaker-kp6re]

“Forgetting Nemo”

[@demonprincess9680]

@@TheAnkleBreaker-kp6re Now that's a movie I would watch

[@magicrabbit9446]

@@demonprincess9680 true, it would be interesting.

[@bethanyharrelson267]

Ok,ok yes good movie BUT you are a bad person sapph

[@justaviewer_23]

The sequel to finding nemo, ‘losing timmy’

[@TuckAndRun]

Mark: Shiver: "I hate caves." Mark: The Forest: "Let's find a cave!"

[@MystralThunder]

I think it's because he has friends along.

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

“Dude, the forest is for idiots and squirrels” Mark is king of the squirrels. Know your place

[@jessieridgeway8334]

He does.

[@jessieridgeway8334]

@Miguel Messina LOL

[@743poobpeeb]

@@technoraver99 ....what

[@MsNotorials]

@@technoraver99 You aight there hon?

[@dykrev]

@Miguel Messina I'm sorry to say it, but that isn't a bot, that's just some religious nut. They should be reported for spam all the same though.

[@Allstar1080]

They make a bonfire, y'know, the one that is a beacon to the cannibals, y'know, the one that sends a game script to force cannibals to go to their base. Genius.

[@sioan6673]

How else are they gonna get more bone armor babey 😎

[@peebledeeble]

yeah, this is big brain time

[@Allstar1080]

@LittleDrowskie Cannibals do actually have a route through there going along the coastline and cutting through the cliffs they built under, and showing up at the right side door of their base, the route is farther away from their base, so they might not get much attention, but with the bonfire the radius of detection grows, and the cannibal route can then see them. No where is safe in this game, unless you are on one of the outskirts islands.

[@aceancheta829]

it does W H A T

[@PROF_X_MAN]

@@aceancheta829 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@5H4TT3R3D]

That just really shows the difference between Mark and Bob. "You found a pot?" "You found weed?!"

[@S0AP57]

I have not watched that part yet but I already know mark said “you found weed?!”

[@5H4TT3R3D]

@@S0AP57 Yeah... I can't remember because I watched this video so long ago (and my memory is that of a goldfish with dimentia,) but I just have a feeling.

[@S0AP57]

@@5H4TT3R3D nope I was wrong lol

[@5H4TT3R3D]

@@S0AP57 Oh. Then I was, too!

[@S0AP57]

@@5H4TT3R3D u where right -v-

[@StarstormAnimations]

"We're all pretty smart, how did we end up where we are?" *Wade, we're not ready for this discussion.*

[@yeetbigley6287]

Now we’re not wade

[@nelloed]

i love the fact they’re just enjoying the survival aspect of the game and just completely forgot about the son lmaoooo

[@tropyleon928]

i wanna see theyre face when they see a mutant

[@GreatMCGamer]

It took a friend of mine to drag me into the correct cave for me to actually find the son. Before that, I had played 200 game days in singleplayer enjoying myself.

[@RaifuEnthusiast]

game is called the forest not the son so understandable

[@truefoxtrot]

Nothing of value was lost on this nice island trip

[@dimasarya8815]

the son?

[@mikaellarsson2204]

“I’m gonna ride this bad boy down to the bottom floor” Famous last words 19:30

[@fxbeats222]

Haha, that made my day.

[@Large_Vince]

Assassins creed eagle screech

[@d3athcr4ft11]

an excellent demonstration of the forest physics.

[@MrMaradok]

I guarantee that’s gonna be animated at some point! 😂

[@abigailsosa2182]

I really wanna see this from a different perspective 😂

[@reydragonclaw1128]

Wade: "I'm not a squirrel" A few episodes ago: Mark, chasing a squirrel: "There's some kind of a weird animal" Wade: *"That's just me"*

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Mood

[@lordvomapoomobile1335]

Wade furry confirmed

[@colleenschilling5682]

I feel like this one comment just embodies what Wade is.

[@synder_sync7834]

Momento mori. Unus annus

[@darnelllewis-md3eq]

😂😂😂

[@caitlinbrannelly6037]

**Builds a wicked protective fort** **they all die by their house more than actually being outside**

[@gingermcgingin1733]

The funny thing is the walls are too short to prevent the cannibals from just jumping them (they need to be at least 3 layers high), the only reason they haven't been attacked yet is because of the river.

[@rafaelglopezroman1110]

Mark fights an army of cannibals in hard difficulty: *Survives* Mark builds a cabin: *Dies Twice* He trully is worthy of the tittle dumbest smartest person

[@cateyedboy4168]

*Title

[@AthanasiusChou]

You put it backward. It is Smartest dumbest person

[@matthewyeldig4608]

@@AthanasiusChou works ether way, honestly. ._.'

[@AthanasiusChou]

@@matthewyeldig4608 actually i yeah but the vibes are different

[@biirbthing4523]

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[@justin2308]

“If you want me to revive you, I’m gonna need you to explain why you’re an idiot.” “The speed of the thoughts has gotten better than it used to be, but the quality of the thoughts has really gone downhill.” Philosophical discussion by Bob and Mark here

[@babydai5472]

Mark: That's Thor's axe please be careful Wade: Ah, Mjolnax Stormbreaker: _Cries in axe_

[@peterjackson6011]

Better name, honestly. Marvel dropped the ball on that.

[@babydai5472]

@@peterjackson6011 Kinda agree! It sounds more fun but Stormbreaker does sound badass imo. Though it's not Marvel's fault haha, Stormbreaker has been around for a while in Thor's comics

[@peterjackson6011]

@@babydai5472 haha yeah, that's the Marvel I meant. The comic writers who came up with the idea. I can understand how my comment might have sounded misleading, though.

[@noelleholiday61]

So y'all just pretending Norse mythology doesn't exist now, ight

[@ElleDragonXx]

Mark: *running from thing in woods* “SCREW THE ALOE!” Wade: *left behind* “WAIT YOU’RE SCREWING ME!?!

[@minkmink2166]

So wades an aloe

[@ElleDragonXx]

@@minkmink2166 😂

[@leahsmith6573]

Bob: “Forests are for idiots and squirrels.” Mark: “Yeah, man!” Wade: “And I’m not a squirrel.” Wade is funnier than I will ever be.

[@theredknight3736]

@Jack Wellington what?

[@harry_isgay]

@@theredknight3736 There was a bot. Must've deleted its comment.

[@theredknight3736]

@@harry_isgay oh... okay

[@aarepelaa1142]

He is trying to disquise the fact that he is a squirrel

[@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458]

please tell me WHY he said that *as i read it*................................

[@bluecrown8956]

"I dont think deers are like that in real life" Deers irl: *Stands and stare at the cool metal thing with wheels coming at them at 140 miles per hour*

[@thethirdkagamine7626]

@Vance Jacobs California or any state that sucks

[@c6rn6g2k1d]

@@thethirdkagamine7626 As a Californian, I can confirm that it does indeed *suck*, so don't come here... the place is poorly governed, san Francisco has a massive homeless problem, and I think at one point one city declared bankruptcy. Don't. Come. Here. This is for your own good.

[@Thefinalrecompense]

The lights blind them and the sounds pitch busts their eardrums paralyzing them

[@danielwoods3896]

@@c6rn6g2k1d trust me, we weren't planning on it

[@erinshipinski7332]

@@Thefinalrecompense wasn’t it that the headlights stun them?

[@renranger2135]

So first, they luck out finding the safest part on the island. Then, they build a giant fire that is pretty much signaling all the cannibals. And then Mark knocks down one of their walls?

[@undecidedhandle]

*yes*

[@Rex_o_roar]

When does he knock down their wall?

[@ren82]

It’s ironic isn’t it?

[@ConfuseTheMasses]

"Isn't it nice to have something to focus your efforts on?" The literal kidnapped child: -_-

[@anonymous_shibe7848]

if you don’t save him for 100 in game days, you get an achievement called “Bad Father”. Nothing happens, it’s just funny. I know the achievement is on ps4, I dunno about pc.

[@PurpleBoy-ow5nu]

they were all "you know? let's leave him, these complete strangers are better than him, he's probably already dead lol"

[@ABISGAMING-d3p]

Naw the kids more like _

[@gingerlicious6188]

Wade: "Did you by chance ever blow glass?" Me: *waiting for Mark to mention that he and Ethan did in Unus Annus*

[@coolkirk1701]

Mark: you know i was a deckbuilder My mind: doo doo doo its my belt tour.

[@memepool22]

That never happened

[@Kaitri]

As mark said the channel is gone. They wont mention it

[@MisoStorm]

Can’t talk about a channel that doesn’t exist...

[@Gh0zt.w3b]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING OMG

[@MrShadowtopaz]

Mark: “Let’s go to the caves!” This Video: Almost 30 minutes of chopping down trees.

[@WorldHeroKoji]

Worth it

[@breannap8585]

@@WorldHeroKoji Was it tho?

[@ItsAceB]

lol cave part was great

[@goomy1]

@@breannap8585 *_yes_*

[@tiernandurkee7498]

@@goomy1 *BIG YES*

[@cojay_19]

my second time watching this series, watching them beginning to build the cabin is filling me with dread now lol

[@JJScene]

Same here.

[@Anonymous-73]

It’s like watching the best moments of a character form a show who you know is going to die

[@zoidbergthebabyjesus1606]

Hi, watching for the first time, and AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGH?

[@Sinsivity]

😂

[@OneTopic]

Mark... please practice hunting.

[@IvyCoveredAngel]

Oh hey you’re here!

[@thetntmaster3127]

Hey I watched your video right before this

[@sarahgetachair640]

I like your videos. You're pretty funny and wholesome. Keep doing what you're doing.❤

[@LexifromZargon]

OMG TOPICY WOPICI UWU

[@LCSLick-yk3zv]

yes mark needs to learn how to hunt

[@shlagmite3653]

Here’s a tip: You can use a spear to cut down the small trees that give you sticks and it’s a lot faster.

[@lauritsredant7685]

Also a tip: you can use a zipline to transport logs. Quick, easy and fun to watch.

[@mve121]

@@ritawant1063 no

[@crystalmath9369]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х aw hell...naw

[@OfficialCharles]

Using the repair tool is even better.

[@kzunarii]

I think mark not gonna see this comment

[@heidenrxslein]

“Next episode we’ll go into the cave!” Cabin: Well that was a lie

[@CleBiscuits]

Yes

[@shadophaxx2401]

Timmy: "you guys will be sorry when my dad comes to save me" Bob: "the bigger the mass the faster the ass!" [Continues building fort nox]

[@mayochupenjoyer]

“What’s the password?” “...Bloobz” “No.” “Press Me Up Against The Wall” *unlocks *

[@xx2birds1stonexx45]

Time stamp?

[@mothertrucker7872]

@@xx2birds1stonexx45 7:34

[@dreeg1896]

I looked at the replies, saw one, closed it, then was like “what was that profile picture?” And re-opened it to see a new response to the first reply. 1 second ago.

[@mothertrucker7872]

@@dreeg1896 oh. That’s pretty cool lmao 😂 I’ve never done that before. I’ve gotten close a couple times tho but they were like from a minute ago.

[@znoxr]

@@mothertrucker7872 LOL that happened to me alot of times

[@imnotben]

Bob's kid: "I know my dad will save me, any second now".

[@w4tchdogg]

...Any second now...

[@Anonymous-eh3bt]

...Any second now...

[@LeHunter70]

...Any second now...

[@Undergo52]

*10 years later* .....any second now.....

[@savedname9959]

......jeez he sure is taking his sweet time....

[@Cpmac]

“BoDY FirE THIs a NORmaL ThiNG To dO”

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Wait... your saying this like it's not...

[@mangutroop]

yeah like what's new

[@savedname9959]

Song title????

[@alpha_trico1767]

@@savedname9959 not a song?

[@savedname9959]

@@alpha_trico1767 no. I'm saying it could be a song title from the way it sounds.

[@lollipop518]

23:29 Wade: “if you build a lift, maybe you can lift the log sled up there” Me, who’s seen the bridge building episode: “about that…”

[@lucassmax5888]

spoiled it spoiled it spoiled it spoiled it

[@Stephs_key_boutique]

When marks character shot up in the air after trying to walk with the sled down the mountain i lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@lordjake2350]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@fenrirwulfheart8396]

That boing sound sold me

[@DarkN25]

i wheezed so hard lmao

[@jessicasolano3000]

That got me so quickly 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

[@fauxfur6506]

“I used to build decks” *and that’s when ethan became a man*

[@noahfischbach6623]

memento mori...

[@unus-annus]

🕯️🦴💀🦴🕯️

[@xxrandompersonxx7175]

Memento 🕯☠🕯 mori

[@uno6854]

🖤 Momento Mori 🤍

[@fifiwashere3771]

Momento Mori

[@bgezal]

Game: Now, say my name! Markiplier: Deforest. Game: You're goddamn right.

[@messyalien5164]

More like... Deforestation

[@jessicabrooks2701]

This is...the best joke I've ever heard

[@troodontalon5990]

Therapist: "Vision Wade isn't real. He can't hurt you." Vision Wade: 18:15

[@penelopeskaggs5563]

the guys: "Let's go to a cave!" Also the guys: *Does literally everything else.*

[@josefzalusky7307]

Me and the boys avoiding responsibility cuz we wanna build a house and defy physics

[@daybreak4103]

They're not prepared, They barely have any armor and weaopons Plus there are creepy mutants in caves, which are stronger than normal mutants (cannibals)

[@josefzalusky7307]

@@daybreak4103 Oh, yeah. I've been following this game pretty closely over the years, so I know pretty well what's down there.

[@daybreak4103]

@@josefzalusky7307 some kind of laboratory called the Sahara?

[@josefzalusky7307]

@@daybreak4103 Um. I'm sorry, I don't follow. I also don't actually know how the game ends, so that might be a new(er) development. A lab would certainly explain all the abominations.

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

"Have you ever blown glass before?" Mark's blown his soul into glass before.

[@kenziegarbiel1692]

Unus Annus. Memento Mori

[@milome1532]

@@kenziegarbiel1692 what does that have to do with blowing glass

[@Shadowstar_Art]

@@milome1532 do you not remember or did you not experience it

[@justanotherbench]

Oh, it’s sad you don’t know and never will

[@thegoodhunter3707]

@@milome1532 you wouldn't get it

[@ivanyengovya3994]

“Forests are for idiots” - a man who is currently in a forest

[@littlesignificance7725]

- a man in a forest in a game called the forest

[@overkall1691]

O_o He's not actually in a forest.

[@cesarcamacho6742]

@@overkall1691 (breathe in) BOI

[@thatoneguyhonk2599]

And?

[@colewilliams7182]

I life in a forest so I am no happy

[@mishyfushiko5175]

Wade : "You are the most brilliant dumb person I think I know" Reminds me of Jack's "I don't know if he's a genius or a moron" on Among Us XD

[@dexterbigx740]

Bob: We're being RESPONSIBLE sled owners. Mark: gONnA RiDe tHIs OfF a CliFf.

[@user-ze5oz7yn5v]

Hey now, don't try this at home

[@shaka7302]

do do do do do

[@Sadistic_Bread]

Teenagers in a nutshell

[@abysslight2490]

Hey now don't try it, don't you dare try it

[@wolfleaderpack5123]

Mark: "I'm Markiplier and welcome to Jackass"

[@cheesyboi65]

Forest: exists Markiplier: “No”

[@tylerhackner9731]

Yep

[@motordragon1975]

That... didn’t take long.

[@daycoremusic69]

Agreed

[@NWolfsson]

To b fair, with my friends we nicknamed this game "The-forestation" (The pronounced british-style "De")

[@LeviGraberVlogs81]

If you want, y’all should check out my recent videos we brought a couch with skateboard wheels on it to the skatepark and drop in and it fails completely and crushes my friend 😂subscribe if you like it!

[@MegaMetroGirl]

25:50 Tyler is the SECOND smartest member of their friend group, with Amy being ahead by like a MILE

[@utigaraptorRARA]

Wowow I love Markiplier007 Anyway you're right lol

[@alexandresousa690]

Nah, mark is like... brain....

[@tulipnulip6053]

Why is Wade so relatable? "Forests are for idiots and squirrels." "And I ain't no squirrel" Edit: sorry to edit this one! Thanks for the likes people, and have a great day :)

[@imalwayswatch1ng]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х no

[@Patrick-nq9ij]

Hate me.

[@teriyakiballz]

And im*

[@Jim-vt6dl]

BUt mArK iS tHe KiNg oF tHe SqUirReLs

[@Stumme-40203]

666th like

[@leahsmith6573]

Mark: “Friction on this island is nonexistent.” Physics students: “Oh god, the flashbacks...”

[@katzztak238]

OH GOD NO

[@nuketwins4040]

Nah air resistance is nonexistent in that class

[@mikeshearer8441]

You’re supposed to chop down the stumps as well. The natives don’t like seeing the trees being chopped down and will become more hostile over time. Also, it’s too late now, but if you don’t fight the natives then they will be less aggressive. If you just use a stick and defend their attacks, eventually you can walk among them with minimal conflict, if any.

[@MrMaradok]

Seams like a good set up for an alternate ending for the game actually. I THINK there’s only one though.

[@ajj2392]

seems boring how'll you get bone armor then?

[@GH05TL1GHT5]

Yeah but what's the fun in that?

[@someonehere2897]

But, death

[@nerojewelyus7935]

@@MrMaradok Two endings

[@divingdays]

I love how markiplier goes from gathering rocks to murder so quickly without a single change in facial features

[@jakobynhyde]

"Vision cosplay" is probably one of the most underrated Wade jokes I've ever heard ever.

[@peterjackson6011]

17:45, and yes you're right.

[@Casedilla73]

Poor Wade makes a lot of underrated jokes

[@PNolandS]

“DESTROYING THE FOREST” The outcome was never really a doubt.

[@poodlezoinks]

Bonfire: **illuminates the whole base** Mark: thanks, but I'll keep using the lighter Bonfire: understandable have a warm night.

[@TheHorde451]

Bob totally predicted the log cabin being destroyed 18:20

[@tyvankenyon4964]

Mark: furiously stabs ground Squirrel: sup, dude Mark: you have chosen death

[@khashayardemartini]

I was looking for a comment about that. He said nothing, so none of the comments were mentioning it.

[@zac.s]

And then proceeds to pull a full chuck roast out of the squirrel

[@orangeskull6401]

The natives: “random gibberish.” Mark and friends: “B U R N.”

[@cateyedboy4168]

@Finger Boi it seems there was a bot in this reply section

[@potatoman426]

Anyone gonna tell him the only thing that sling shot can really kill is rabbits and lizards. Or we gonna let him keep his fun time shooty time with it

[@WalkerRileyMC]

and birbs

[@samanthagerbrandt7543]

Just let him keep thinking that he can use it lmao

[@ashutran06]

As the penguins said smile and wave boys smile and wave. however should we tell them there's a higher capacity to the wood logs, stones, and sticks

[@UnknownPeach]

nah lets let him have fun with that slingshot

[@efox4028]

shhhh he will hear you

[@demonprincess9680]

Bob: "Forests are for idiots and squirrels." Me: "But isn't Mark king of the squirrels?"

[@Agent_chees]

So he’s the king of idiots

[@JayJayJyeBoy]

Game: 'The Forest'' Mark: *_i don't think so_*

[@PurpleBoy-ow5nu]

now it's: "The Lorax Movie but in a Video Game that three complete idiots (that was a joke, don't hate me) constantly get sidetracked with building the biggest fucking things they can find"

[@gigabit6226]

Now it's just _"The"_

[@metothemoon1227]

*"A meme in the morning makes the tears stop pouring."*

[@orionking1061]

Only momentarily...

[@archerwarren4984]

Jacksepticeye be like-

[@randombotdude2083]

Catt Comments no stop self promoting

[@Nick-et1jc]

I hate the pfp, it got me

[@GooseEnthused]

I despise your pfp

[@edgelord590]

“You’re the smartest dumb person I know” is the most accurate way to describe mark 😭 💀

[@frank.d6907]

11:12 Mark: Poking the ground Squirrel: Yo waddup fam Mark: *Mission Objective: Annihilate Squirrel*

[@fangirl4760]

i’m surprised more people haven’t slapped the “himbo” label on mark. the logical and analytical way he thinks is wonderful but most common sense goes out the window, hence the “smartest idiot” compliment. not to mention the fact that he looks like a greek god

[@uno6854]

Yes

[@redlophix5670]

Greek god that's fricken accurate😂

[@sonora-zd9yt]

Yesh

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

Yes And username checks out. 😂

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

That reminded me of "You're just a happy little bimbo."

[@rayanme215]

Mark every time in the final of EP: LET'S FIND THE CAVE

[@clayasf7062]

LMAOO yeah

[@tatancruz4809]

Ññññ0

[@Vox_funny_tv_man__]

Legend has it He is still going to the cave

[@belleleftwich9334]

the amount of times they all used the word “deers” chills me to the bone.

[@gchiltz5583]

Ikr

[@thatonecatwiththetophat]

I think the reason it takes forever to kill someone with the slingshot is that before you were using big boi rocks, and now you're using smol rocks.

[@artwithlaur]

I don't think you can slingshot big rocks. It kills a one shot when you get a headshot and I think that's why he thought it was better than it was

[@iiduska002]

I was just wondering when we'd get more of this :D Perfect timing!

[@eatthatcustard6318]

Me too

[@idkp2082]

Same :D

[@gorgeouscat4445]

watch his vods lol

[@Cruscker]

Hilarious

[@apina2336]

same

[@oobsdoob8868]

wade, to mark: have you ever blown glass? unus annus fans: yes, yes he has

[@devinharden1759]

Memento mori

[@venomsans7597]

Memento Mori

[@BroodierLily296]

Memento Mori

[@trashdetection]

Memento Mori

[@legoyoda645]

Memento Mori

[@sugarplumchum7329]

mark: “i am a genius” also mark: doesn’t press E

[@slip2i876]

Queue E meme

[@thecommonman9524]

Big brain time and E are two separate memes. You can't expect him to have both at the same time.

[@rhylinzux]

Lord Farquad. E. E. E!

[@tristenbailey8442]

@@rhylinzux u mean Farquad-Iplier. E. E. E!

[@whiteskullz]

This turned into an unedited "Let's Game It Out" video real fast. "What kind of ridiculously sized structure can we build today?"

[@Krill_Phil]

Greetings fellow “Hey there it’s Josh, welcome back to Let’s Game It Out” fan •3•

[@OtherWarthunderNoob]

Imagine if Josh, Mark, Bob, and Wade did a play through together

[@KnyazArminius]

"Do you blow glass" anybody who remembers knows

[@Snippe475]

Memento Mori

[@karleek1202]

momento mori😭

[@sassyanimenerd1212]

Memento Mori

[@c_sante_4041]

Memento mori they will be missed

[@no_idea0537]

Didn't they not believe in covid

[@dawsonwood6766]

“Do you happen to blow glass” unus annus fans: OoOooooooOOoOh yeah

[@themostdangerousnoodle]

Literally what I thought lol

[@fabiolabula]

Yes

[@tfc6556]

unus annus fans: ohhhh yeahhhhhh people who didn't know about unus annus like me until after it got deleted: yeah. i knew that... haha...

[@feralnightwing]

@@tfc6556 aw hahahaha

[@jessiehogue.]

Wade: "I killed a deer." Me: "Oh, my dear."

[@Xurnalea]

tyler: "im the smartest among us" that is a low bar to clear.

[@Agent_chees]

DONT LIE TO ME SUSSY BAKA

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

I mean i get where tylers getting at.. he seems like the type of serious guy with a ton of iq. Im like tyler irl. High iq but having trouble communicating sometimes and i kinda get him. Having no confidence can make you seem real dumb when its the other way around.. usually.. kind of makes you black out and when you actually wanna say something real clever it just sounds dumb to others. You cant see that confident side of him though when hes on camera cuz hes just too shy. Mark says that tyler can be very different

[@mabdal]

@@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 well when you think you have high iq then you just have a big ego

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

@@mabdal in some scenarios yes. But not just everyone is qualified to judge that.

[@EvaHedy]

"Do you happen to blow glass by any chance?" Memento Mori.

[@KristenRobertskris10lr]

Unus annus

[@thatpinhead7543]

69th like

[@EvaHedy]

@@thatpinhead7543 Nice

[@Subject-36]

*[redacted]*

[@ravenwashere1776]

Oh!! I didn't even realize that was a reference!! Good catch lol

[@ariesblessing]

1) When chopping trees, move in a circle around the tree while chopping for faster tree fall. 2) Paint is to blend in with the tribe people so they dont kill you as fast. Like so Mark can see this.

[@windflier1684]

they are all wrong lol. 1) The angle where you are chopping has nothing affect on the trees at all, the tree has certain amount of "hp", you deal the same amount of damage every swing at all time(with the same axe) 2) The red paint is used to make natives not see you as a threat, they even praise you if you keep the distance.

[@daybreak4103]

@@TheReaperGang or maybe there's just too many comments or other fans will get mad if one gets a heart

[@daybreak4103]

@@ritawant3189 S P I T F I R E • W A N T S • Y O U • T O • S T O P

[@natethegreat9977]

So basically all the natives are vision cosplayers

[@Husitka]

@@TheReaperGang: Well, 1. Mark has hearted comments, so that disproves your 'Markiplier has never given a single comment a single heart.' statement and avoiding comments to not get a game spoilt for you doesn't equal 'not even caring about his comments'. 2. He's said multiple times that he doesn't want tips unless he directly asks for them, so I don't understand why people still try to give him tips, and then act hurt when he doesn't read them. These videos are from 3 Peens streams, and even there, people constantly backseat game and tell all 3 of them what to do and how to do it, and all 3 of them have to repeatedly tell people not to do that. It's frustrating and annoying to see how many people aren't able to respect that other people might want to play a game in their own way while getting upset over Mark, Bob and Wade ignoring the comments and the chat while playing because of that.

[@buzzsburner.8286]

Wade: "Did you happen to blow glass by any chance?" 4.5 million people: *wade why*

[@FruitHat1937]

Memories are to be remembered not in sadness, but fondness of the past

[@Kaunoe]

Fr tho

[@matthewgangemi1445]

Memento Mori

[@IvanIsYda_]

Can you imagine if they really did tho😔

[@slackolantern]

*looks back fondly with music playing in the background*

[@oblivion1924]

18:58 the most inspiring quote ever

[@mrsirmandudebroguy9868]

mark the reason the slingshot used to one shot enemies is because you used to get headshots. You can't really get headshots with an axe or club, so your old strat was really good. Make sure to aim for the head

[@Hello-wn9eh]

Thanos: you should aim for the head *snap*

[@Necrom6]

@@Hello-wn9eh h

[@dwendling3332]

Its was also cause of stealth

[@adamkerman475]

I doubt he reads the comments that much unfortunately he probably won’t see yours

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

"Forests are for idiots and squirrels" The king of the squirrels-

[@savedname9959]

hMmMmMmMm

[@NODnuke45]

It's been eighty four yeaarrrs...

[@Acadeimos]

This episode should be titled “Tree cutting sim with dialogue”

[@jazzyazz3462]

I liked it.

[@mortache]

Deforest

[@renranger2135]

3:27 “Good luck man!” “DONT LEEEEAVE!”

[@snepderg]

"Dude imma ride this bad boy down to the bottom floor here we go WEEEEEE oh my god oh my go- uhoh fu-oh AA AHHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHHH" - Markiplier 2020

[@humanlifeisasimulation]

Mark: *is in the exact place where aloe grows every two meters* Also Mark: “Yeah Wade go ahead, walk through all the map to get some aloe”

[@flitsman5954]

Mark's logic: The quickest way off a mountain is the best way

[@mrzerolife367]

AND THATS BECAUSE IT FUCKING IS

[@aleksanderjohn6968]

Ah yes, I’ll jump of the mountain.

[@jerrythegod3606]

@@aleksanderjohn6968 same

[@capncrunchy]

And I'd do it again 😌

[@iantuck123]

Just wait till they learn about the turtle shell exploit

[@weirdroadkill]

Wade: Mark, do you know how to blow glass? Me: *laughs in unus annus*

[@spam-el3ee]

Memento Mori.

[@Neodeleux]

Expectation: They go guns blazin' into a cave and kill a bunch of cannibals Reality: Logging simulator.