People's Sexiest Men Alive, Life as a Middle-Aged Millennial & More | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@94almiron]

Lmao the quote they had on the magazine "I eat garbage at 3am like a raccoon"

[@no_peace]

Love it

[@dylanadams6533]

I respect People more for running that quote.

[@tiffanymcclard1407]

But if u catch me at 7am there might b crust I'm my eyes 🤣💀

[@JahRandom]

Lmao I thought the same when I first saw this when it first dropped lol. One of the best parts for sure lol

[@TravisHouze]

Desus: "Are we sexy" Julia: "I'm not answering that question" Julia, you know the answer lol

[@Max25670]

As Desus rolls his eyes: "here we go.."

[@srianna0416]

Dang charlmange was right about desus lol.

[@YouAwakeYet]

@@srianna0416 what charlagmane say??

[@wanmanrmy]

YouAwakeYet he said that Desus didn’t like black women, black women ROASTED Desus for that lol 😂😂

[@finished6267]

@@wanmanrmy gotta distribute the seed tho. Keep the Diaspora deep up in this.

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

“Everyone in the 313, come eat some lettuce with me” 😭😭

[@lsp1191]

If they let Blake Shelton on the cover, we can let John Legend slide for sure. Tranquilo😂

[@Timbstep]

Caso cerrado.

[@MiilyGarcia0119]

Right!!!

[@Buyis]

EASSSSY

[@hajabee6743]

Symone Perry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frodo691]

Anybody could win if Blake won. As a straight cat I say that John washes his balls with a Blake Shelton wash rag.

[@nosipiwomatiwane4432]

I'm screaming at "chains of oppression." I have no choice but to stan hotep urban poets. Lead us.

[@Max25670]

Lol they were roasting Julia for thinking like they were suppose to know about the impeachment 😂

[@nycmachinegun]

Yoo People magazine put em on blast by putting their ages on that shit 😂😂

[@kjeezy2990]

nycmachinegun yo why they makin it hot 😂

[@jordachejordan90]

Messy

[@BuddhaBless328]

Mero mentioned his age on the podcast

[@evangeline6]

😂😂😂😂

[@YoungShyne123]

everyone is going to be old. That’s some stupid shit that I don’t get.

[@DoubleDOwnage]

"Mero do you wear your chains when you shower?" Desus - He wears them when he has sex! "That's not what I asked!" dead.

[@pay4739]

they DO NOT look like their age 👏🏾👏🏾

[@mmorris404]

They're both bald thus the fitted caps.

[@aristothearies]

Though, their ages isn’t old

[@mmorris404]

@@aristothearies True. I'm Desus's age.

[@pay4739]

they look great ..that’s all 👏🏾✨

[@rainerwells1573]

451 _ facts I was thinking early 40s to mid /late 30s

[@joshvela8510]

I wanna see them on the graham Norton show.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Josh Vela That would be hella lit!

[@shadorachambersclips]

A concept.

[@Christopher_175]

he would only need to ask 1 question and they would take over for the rest

[@BIZZIB3ATZ]

Josh Vela as a Brit that would be the most bizarre crossover since young dc whent on jesse peterson show and roasted him on his show

[@ErikaMcQueen89]

🔥

[@barih4prez]

“So how did it end? Who got impeached?” “... No.”

[@SalRashiq]

Yo, thank you Desus Mero and your team for being so funny and also giving us poor folks free content ON THE DAILY

[@jadaebron1153]

Shouts out to Desus with the crazy Space Channel 5 reference

[@TheOriginal009]

And Mero with the Jet Set Radio reference right behind it 👌

[@mateosolano2435]

Watching from Mississauga lmao 🇨🇦

[@Vazo999]

Burnhamthorpe and Erin Mills represent

[@haroonfunny94]

lets chill in square one with desus' secret fam

[@youdunknow]

Salute!

[@jeandakaud4286]

North york yeeeeeerrrp

[@tanya1296]

Brampton our here 🤘🏾

[@brapbraprcksn]

Desus would love Toronto. Biggest patois speaking community outside of Jamaica

[@9thflavah]

Rickson they been down here already

[@finished6267]

Toronto full of roti rappers.

[@kayceecee-]

Imagine Desus and Mero sitting in on the Impeachment Hearings - 🤣🤣!!

[@almamarisoul]

But can we really send them to an impeachment hearing tho? 😂

[@sweetvictory89]

Girl that would be a hot mess 😂😂🤦

[@almamarisoul]

Malika Zaiahna but would you watch? Hahaha I would love to see them out there asking the questions we wanna know! 😂😂😂

[@bigmex8794]

That’s that shit we never knew we needed!

[@almamarisoul]

Big Mex hahah right?!

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

You can impeach deez nuts

[@anthonylittle5515]

John Legend is NOT the sexiest man alive.... HE'S JUST ORDINARY PEOPLE....

[@jenn8721]

Anthony Little lol

[@adhchopper]

Mach homie fye

[@calleinad]

he looks like arthur

[@ZZ-qw6el]

That awkward moment when you’re watching from New Mexico 👀

[@formulahank1250]

Toronto man here, Scarborough is definitely our version of the Bronx

[@chalkem3305]

Henry Campbell ah ah you already know cro

[@marseaumarseau]

Big facts

[@dspserpico]

And Markham is a basically Flushing, if everybody spoke Cantonese in Flushing.

[@zintlemvana7955]

Mero was dead on the money, Barbara IS describing Uncle Sam

[@dre_withwithout]

Desus got on Dancehall boots.

[@tristanchuey]

Can we revote for these two to win an Emmy

[@bigmex8794]

Tristan Chuey 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@erizabeta]

("Boomer without the hard R") lol

[@aharris19104]

Mero only looks older cuz he went public with his family. Black don't crack when you don't acknowledge your secret family, ask my Dad.

[@JahRandom]

Or you could ask Desus. He got that good ole ....idk how to spell it...Missusagah...family. Gang gang!!

[@KingVashi]

Desus and Mero. It's fashion. It's a brand. It's Brolic.

[@Alex-ew5tp]

5 passports I’m never going to jail

[@mikeman1709]

First native American Comment 💯👀

[@kjeezy2990]

Alyais Yazzie nah g I was first

[@skodenstoodis4262]

K Jeezy nah son I been here

[@lackadaisicalturtles]

We’ve been here 💯 the hive has its indigenous chapter too 😂

[@PRMBACN]

Hopi in the house lets go y'all 🤙

[@TravelwithRia92]

“Teach these devils” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴

[@dsg3053]

He slept on the couch that night

[@berrybread7215]

Quick lesson about the GTA (Greater Toronto Area): Jane and Finch is an intersection in North York (North TO) which is stigmatized as a highly violent part of the city but it’s not true! It has a large immigrant community including Caribbean, Chinese, Vietnamese, Latinx, West and East African communities. There’s also a strong East European and Italian community there as well. It’s close to one of Canada’s largest universities York University and the area is improving through public development and is one of the most dynamic and diverse parts of the city so hold THAT mfer. Also, yes, Scarborough is the Bronx of Toronto but possibly a lot worse (I’m being extra about it, it’s not THAT bad). Peel Region and everywhere else is wild. Downtown Toronto is like a person but you scoop out their soul and build a condo there where it once was which is then used as an overpriced Air BnB for british tourists or other rich white Canadians from Vancouver.

[@homiiciidalkiitten6650]

Thanks was actually wondering.... im near Ottawa and rarely visit the GTA.... dont know much about it. But I think we can all agree that poutine at BK is never a good idea!

[@berrybread7215]

N St-L You’re welcome! and yeah that BK poutine isn’t poutine, that’s jus a death wish 💀

[@victoria1936]

berry bread this savage burn of downtown TO 😂

[@Vazo999]

Yeah Jane and Finch is chillin. Alot of undercover cops tho

[@berrybread7215]

victoria1936 and I was trynna be nice about it too like 💀

[@chrisbreakingbanks]

First time Desus does an impression and it’s a spot on Canadian accent

[@HennoPlays]

shoutout to Mero for the Jet Set Radio reference

[@najamsiddiqui726]

Man said Jane and Finch LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sufferationist]

Why Desus look like he dancing around the set of Reno 911

[@victoriahall1404]

The brand is new boot goofin'

[@The_Ghost_Media]

"shout out to mississauga" lol.hi eh

[@eliwoodrow3740]

I'm from Toronto, and Scarborough is similar to the Bronx. Also, Jane and Finch still is poppin', I live by Jungle which is crazy too

[@evangeline6]

😂💯

[@dosdejulio]

Mero’s voice over for Barbara did it for me 😂😂😂😂

[@missjuls100]

mero said jane and finch gang LMAOOOOOO, Scarborough really is the bronx of canada im deadddddd

[@LanceJ.]

How did she not call them out for knowing the details of the OJ trial which was before the Clinton impeachment hearings?? 😂

[@ricardoc.7327]

They don’t remember the Bill Clinton impeachment but they remember OJ ‘s trial 😂

[@ellisjohnson5594]

Desus' outfit looks like a Miles Morales Spiderman suit.

[@kjeezy2990]

Sucio boyz! Bruh I got showtime in Canada 😂

[@homiiciidalkiitten6650]

lol right! Of course we do :O).... and dental care is not covered by public healthcare... sorry Desus lol

[@Selinas223]

Mero shouting out Jane and Finch literally made my day 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Selinas223]

Also there are gangs in Jane and finch...

[@cenohaley]

Damn Desus is 38. For some reason I was thinking that him and Mero were under 35..

[@yungjj84]

I could've sworn they were both born in 83

[@kdm6451]

Everyone in the 313 come eat some lettuce with me

[@alyxmac22]

4:57 is hilarious because my very first time seeing them I also thought Desus was the Spanish one cus of how I thought the name was pronounced.

[@dulisha]

reading people magazine when mad high at the checkout, I felt that lol

[@aristothearies]

I was soooo happy to hear “everybody in the 313” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@milkflavored]

Desus out here with a Space Channel 5 reference I RESPECT IT ✊🏽

[@Eloquescence]

Shoutout to Desus & Mero for their Canadian/Tim Hortons/Drake/Toronto knowledge! They knew more than A LOT of Americans I've encountered! BRAVO SIRS!

[@ziaratiara4288]

Even thought Desus is older I feel like Mero is more man like but Desus looks 20 which is good

[@mmorris404]

It's because Mero has a wife and kids. Kids age you.

[@joyharper5448]

I guess him lookin like he's 20 works well for a washed up nigga tryna bag college girls.

[@BlackKusanagi]

The fact he referenced Space Channel 5 brings such joy in my life

[@lakerchisme2581]

“There’s someone very puzzled in New Mexico”

[@KMO325]

He said Drake grew-up in an igloo😂

[@makaveli6873]

Lady: *We are recording this!* Desus: You can record it, they don’t have showtime in Canada *looks around*

[@rustzz8]

Did they give those quotes or were they just picked out of a show?

[@Wonder_Woman80sBaby]

Mero's laugh is awesome!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cc_isgreat671]

Imagine Maxine Waters battle rapping against the republicans lmao! Love y’all!

[@abanks2266]

Say bring desus and mero back pls

[@jessicalund5190]

Watching from Iowa. These guys make my day!!

[@terenceheesch8351]

first Blake Shelton, now John Legend ...I feel the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" has a very shady criteria and is easily manipulated...

[@finished6267]

Jeremy Renner lost by a hair. HAHAHAHA.

[@nixthelatter]

Look how Desus rotates the bottle when he sits it down so the label can be seen for the camera at 00:45. I guess its safe to say their beverage choice isn't just a matter of natural preference!

[@joyharper5448]

Well its not really a label on there its a sticker that says DM

[@timusforlife]

Desus and Mero, keeping Dreamcast alive

[@mr.benchwormer7723]

do they get new bottles for every episode?

[@maryrosekent8223]

Mr.BenchWormer I think they pour from the store bottle into their brand bottle

[@bigmex8794]

The brand is drunken

[@stefdelev]

Those are definitely Beck's and Brugal bottles that they just cover lmao

[@Cattiva]

@@stefdelev thank YOU! Mero be keeping the net representing

[@allgemini05]

So am I the only one that notices that People Magazine got Desus' age wrong? These two are both 36....born days apart.

[@jamalali912]

He was ill on friends 😂😂😂💀

[@makaveli6873]

Yoooo I can actually relate to the shit they say. Especially with the staring at magazines while high asf at the check out 😭😂😂😂

[@Timmy2Dope]

13:08 - 13:11 needs to be gifed 🤣

[@ughitsssss]

Mero with the Crimson Tints 🔥

[@Godsmiddlechild]

I'm dying at the onlyfans and snapchat premium reference

[@DoubleDOwnage]

OMFG @ 11:34 when Desus says shoutout to Mississauga. I lost my mind, repping the 905!

[@jordachejordan90]

Did the only fans reference count as pino talk?

[@owlie14]

Totally.

[@AnimeTemple858]

Hey first time long time ...Jane and Finch all day fam not sure if that was a shout-out or a dis! Mero would tell you guys to come through but..... anyways I'm going to get off and watch

[@bubbastevegarcia2459]

Yo fam I’m from NEW MEXICO HOLDING IT DOWN FOR THE BODEGA HIVE!!!

[@winnie1976]

He keeps the chains on when he has sex haha. 🎊🎉🎉👏👍

[@missjem79]

Shout out Sauga gang!!! We see you Desus.

[@NotExplicable]

OK BOOMER!! HEY NOT WITH THE HARD -ER BOOMA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤣 I'M CRYYYYING

[@forallseasons7584]

Shoutout Scarborough!! The Best Boro

[@May-tm4wb]

😂 New Mexico right here!!! Been following for yearsssssss now. You’re the only reason I got show time

[@PushinPlays]

Nice flip on the Kiss lyric Mero

[@prodbyryshy]

wow space channel 5 throwback wtf also i like how mero is thoroughly shmizzed af b4 the show even starts

[@miggy_chagon6630]

9:40 - They need that guy from Fight Klub (The battle rap event) and after a wild bar, have him repeating "Aight, hol' it down hole' it down"

[@bubbastevegarcia2459]

Yoooo deep cuts with the jet set and space channel 5!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@stassiiiiiiaa3799]

Howwww do y’all get tickets. I apply like every week for a show never get emailed back 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@beauxjones8793]

Dental isn’t included in Canada’s NHS and it supposedly more costly than ours

[@nunyabusiness912]

Yooooo watching from new mexico! Gang gang. Loved that reference. Also, im like the only one i know who watches this.

[@zwimmy]

Desus wearing 1/3rd of a coat 😂😂😂

[@feelthebowes]

I don't know what part of Montreal you were in where shit closes early... Cause this city never shuts down homies! Montreal definitely fucks with Desus & Mero!! Come on back soon!!

[@coldworld1477]

Shoutout jet set radio future 🐐🐐

[@on2wheels378]

03:31 Desus asked if they were sexy and Julia said "I'm not answering that question." because when this came out, she knew Desus Nice was blowing out backs all over the NYC and beyond besides her... Lol.

[@kalevstheworld]

YOOOOO Jane & Finch on Desus & Mero is fucking wild

[@evangeline6]

I wish the people magazine article would've used the famous airbrush mural portrait of desus & mero

[@kingpotpie4132]

I’m from New Mexico and love you guys.

[@ShiningLight411]

Stormtrooper boots!😂

[@ajt7899]

hearing about volodymyr zelensky in 2022 is wild now

[@maddalenal.2427]

8:18 I literally started rolling ON THE FLOOR

[@kayenjee]

Desus: Who got impeached? Julia: No. Sums it up 😂

[@twistedmetal1412]

This might be the clip that convinces me to get showtime, finally

[@dutchesswb]

In summary, Bill Taylor spit some fire bars...not bad for a written 😂😂

[@tiffanyedwards98]

Hey desus n mero I just wanna know when can i get a invite to sit in the audience u guys rockkkkk much love enjoy