Detroit: become human is fun 1

Feat: my good buddy Mason
and also Tyrion the cat
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[@thejfj]

These are pictures of Tyrion, courtesy of Mason m.imgur.com/a/BeCXuPU

[@snark4611]

i am very grateful for this gift

[@notpasu]

Thank you mason

[@_Salok]

It's my cat in a box !

[@GanglyStem]

He’s just a boxy boy!

[@EdTheCrkHead]

JFJ I think you and your roommate are a cute couple hahaha

[@kaijugaming9941]

*hears smoke detector* JFJ: HEHEHEHE KIRYU CHAN

[@_Salok]

[ONE EYED SLUGGER PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

[@Snaking_Gamer]

(slowly loading sledgehammer shotgun)

[@virikan3518]

*insert feral mad dog slugger here*

[@jacks1083]

"Back of the bus, clanker."

[@armintor2826]

Cligga

[@xeonbeast1959]

B1s had it rough after the war.

[@WE-ep9tq]

@@xeonbeast1959 B1s had it rough during the war too.

[@mustached_villain6354]

Clanker is our word

[@jacks1083]

@@HatKidPeck NYOOOOOOO!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS, GUN!!?!

[@FartLordGaming]

"Remember don't take the bad opt--" *"28 STAB WOUNDS."* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

[@JacksonOnYouTube]

Didn't want to give him a chance *HUH*

[@liamgallagher879]

@@connorsage1267 yyyýyyy__YYYYYýýYYYýyyyyý_yəæeaeaeaeaeaeeaàêäëāě&hhhhhhhh

[@penny3298]

Your due on your house payment JFJ: G U N

[@saleetist7510]

JFJ is now a fugitive of the law

[@Collisto2435]

"Hey, put that back right now!" JFJ: GUNNNNN

[@Eleven217]

Me: *studying physics* JFJ: "have you seen a giraffe fight?" Me: *stops studying* .... now THAT is something I want to know....

[@pickatchu28]

I don't need sleep, I need answers !

[@stefanm.734]

It's actually kind of hilarious. They just kind of slap each other on the neck repeatedly.

[@Eleven217]

@@stefanm.734 the wounds they leave on each other tho....

[@stefanm.734]

@@Eleven217 Yeah, it can get pretty brutal. With the one I watched the giraffe missed and slammed into his opponent with his head, knocking himself out.

[@fraser9580]

That stream chat was literally just g u n

[@oddacity5883]

F I R E A R M

[@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf]

@Alex Nguyen gun go up

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf hank go up

[@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf]

@@ZyroShadowPony hank go down

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf but depression go way up

[@BallisticKanin]

JFJ reminds me of that one post "I took the batteries out of the CO2 alarm because the beeping was making me nauseous and dizzy"

[@burnzy2639]

"Our mattress"

[@fritz9270]

:)

[@borderbypass8307]

Even though clankers make up 1% of the population, they make up 47% of waifu abuse cases.

[@jordannewthomas3293]

It's clanka you can't use the hard R.

[@foldedx2]

@@jordannewthomas3293 shut up cligger

[@wildmoose3979]

@@foldedx2 this is the funniest thing I have ever read

[@ASquared544]

I like how when they were reading the bee article, they were reading it jokingly, then it said “all pollinating bees are dead” and they were all “OHHHH, OOOOH THAT’ *BAD.”*

[@TheRat2050-s2i]

Person: Robit, do this thing for me. Robit: No. “DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN”

[@iamcrash5525]

"Hey! Put that back right now!" JFJ: Gun? Gun! G U N!

[@wowmanuncool5013]

I’m still laughing at “Bryan Deshart”

[@xman9354]

in France, it's a double flusher

[@pollo4070]

His pants

[@cherryblossom6138]

Detroit Becoming Human: *minor problem pops up* JFJ: GUN!

[@TehMightyPyro]

Didn't even put up a picture of Tyrion in the box. 0/10 video

[@spacedog2535]

Mr Pyro, I saw the picture on discord and can say Tyrion did a big cute, 11/10 would see again.

[@mygoodbuddymason4079]

Cat imgur.com/a/BeCXuPU

[@thedenseone6443]

@@mygoodbuddymason4079 You're a good man

[@Deathninja5551]

28 FOOT TRACKS. DIDN’T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?

[@adhesivehero]

after my Google Assistant does what I asked and turns itself off I literally summon it again with "ok Google" just to say thanks

[@Ray_Moses]

This is totally off topic from the video but thanks for the knowledge kind stranger

[@DeclianX]

I do the same

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

I can't wait for the super heavy-handed "pacifism is the only way" message

[@Ashurman666]

message that you can totally ignore and get every single android killed

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@Ashurman666 That'd kinda the problem. Your options are "lay down and be doormats until it makes the humans feel bad" Or "stand up for yourselves and _be exterminated_ "

[@Ashurman666]

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Let's just say the game's message kinda lost itself with everything it tried to do and tell

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@Sircool1 Inside of kids shows and limpdick political games? Yes. In real life? Very much no.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@Sircool1 Have I been shifted into a reality where the race riots didn't happen? That the Black Panthers just didn't exist? Or, lemme guess, that doesn't count for some arbitrary reason you'll make up.

[@stefanm.734]

10:14 Ah yes, Bryan Deshart, my favorite voice actor.

[@unprofesional_tw1820]

Stefan M. I mean he is an actor and did actually “act” for this game but okay

[@tasuu_]

@@unprofesional_tw1820 he means that they pronounced his name wrong, they said “deshart” not dechart

[@aidanbrendel1592]

Did I hear someone say deviant *cloaker noise*

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

BAIN: KARA IS DOWN!

[@EinManU]

16:28 americans be like:

[@kaivirin]

Gun? Gun?! GUN!!!

[@saw9413]

*_GUN!_*

[@Vahkii]

g u n

[@notaraider7115]

tea

[@crackingbandit6073]

A new born baby is born and then he pulls out a gun and says GUN

[@snark4611]

JFJ: **sees fire alarm** "G U N!"

[@BritShia]

28 sock wounds

[@butterwantschoclate9364]

Shia real prison hours

[@kadzu1]

Brother, brother I require, require more excellent content, brother, BROTHER

[@BloodiedDoomguy]

JFJ more like A genuinely great guy that I'm thankful a close friend of mine exposed me to, as this community has been no shortage of wonderful. And the charm of the creator keeps a smile on my face despite the recent transition to adulthood and the wall of responsibility now flattening me like I'm a lvl 1 Kiryu vs lvl 100 Shakedown.

[@SpektreProxy]

Literally joined in when they started singing Gone Guru.

[@quietveil1478]

This whole playthrough was “the answer? Us a gun. And if that don’t work. Use more gun.”

[@johngun4377]

As it should be

[@GuyWithAHat_GWAH]

I see now that Mason finally realizes my autistic talent

[@BritShia]

Must be the tarkov

[@rexthompson5909]

What talent

[@ItzWdowiak]

this is one of my favorite jfj videos to date, i've rewatched the whole video like 5 times and still lose it at the crime scene sections

[@joshuascotti1088]

GuUn? GuN?? GUN!

[@raccoonlord6610]

Alice :will we be together for ever Kira: *thinks i should probably say forever JFJ:gun

[@stalewater8990]

.."and i was like wait a minute.. -then i cant pay rent- my boyfriend would die."

[@vgalathion]

I watched so many detroit become human videos i already know every single move, every single outcome of the game *AND I AM SO FKING PUMPED FOR DETROIT IS FUN 2*

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

And now they’re working on a Star Wars game of this based on High Republic Era.

[@foxerbox]

I normally don't like watching videos on these types of games cause they're so fucking boring and/or serious but the humor and comedy is SO good. Both you guys are awesome.

[@300IQPrower]

When they started singing Gone Guru from memory, I had a freakout because I have never known ANYONE but myself to actually know the lyrics to that song let alone by heart. Between this and the oni gameplay and being from Texas and how he plays Yakuza, JFJ is absolutely my spirit animal

[@williamwhitman9029]

Fun fact smoke alarms beep when the battery is low so just put in new batteries

[@justletmeuseyoutube213]

This was far more enjoyable than watching a regular play through of this soulless game

[@beaver_4157]

I think it's almost *almost* as good as Read Dead 2

[@Flourikum]

Honestly I'm glad these "games" are a dying breed, just make fucking movies rather than this!

[@justwoosh]

*gUUn*

[@Mentallyheld]

@@Flourikum look at this person and laugh because that aint happening soon

[@Slurpgerk]

The true villain: smoke alarms

[@synical69]

10:58 pure friendship in its best form

[@jukeboxjimmy8722]

JFJ: * gets spooked * Also JFJ: G U N !

[@NoName-xi2kx]

I feel like it’d be a bit special if the title was JFJ becomes humans, transcends the body of sock Texan and becomes Texan. But overall, David cage appreicates

[@theman6422]

The virgin “Alice? Alice?!” Vs. the CHAD “JASON! JASON! JASON!”

[@walkersk8855]

*CLEARS THROAT* *TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!!!*

[@cambarnum9639]

@11:00 I thought I saw this before, then remembered waking up at this exact moment when you were live And it still fucking gets me wheezing

[@mrhalogamer_3675]

No one is commenting about how they murdered two smoke alarms? *"28 SLEDGE HAMMER WOUNDS!"* *"ONE HIT WASN'T ENOUGH?"*

[@texasred7618]

Yall make me agitated and have me laughing me nuts off. Keep those one going blokes.

[@cancerpatientzero1020]

Local Texan man receives cybernetic update and is able to control 3 random robots in Detroit

[@pixelbits5249]

That beginning killed me

[@gushyjushy]

No one's gonna talk about that sick roll at 2:16 ?

[@renderfailed2789]

*Texas: Become Sock*

[@CCompanyBot]

5:19 "Rosa Markus?" Me, an intellectual: Rosa Marks

[@Deadchannel547]

Nobody: JFJ: GUN!

[@rohankishibe5581]

Everyone: Connor: Destitant echoeing voice: *"FCKKGH-- FCKKGGGH-"

[@foranzo1582]

Oh, I remember when he played it! Good to see it again

[@saw9413]

me: *buys detroit: become human to experience its rich storyline and amazing graphics* also me: 21:33

[@bluh4th]

smoke alarm: *does it's job* JFJ: G U N?

[@harvey5655]

Listen, kid i don't have much time, JFJ means-

[@maestro3330]

Now this is a D E V I A N T moment

[@filiaknight8514]

connor sees a bone and says "hmm, what is that?" **CRUNCH**

[@StaticCloudYT]

7:48 heheheee

[@booti_boi6927]

17:06 Foreshadowing

[@Vahkii]

Wdym?

[@CSGOLegendaryGaming]

You legit clipped the only parts of the stream that I remember. Pepelaugh

[@or_rangsoup9630]

there is no other option *starts harmonizing*

[@octonitro]

Mason and J are the best team

[@Shiestyy21]

It's their mattress

[@MrHenTastic4345]

11:20 *gets flashbacks to DR1 and escorting 4 survivors across the park only to have them stop in a corner so I can beat some convict ass*

[@euhemer9597]

Idk how, but somehow u are the most wholesome creator ive seen

[@gaiamission7200]

So i just realized the least accurate part of this game was that none of the robots were catgirls or furries

[@afterpasthours7504]

The line between people who would abuse their robot and who wouldn’t is far from the distinction between whether people believed that robots had emotions or feelings but rather the difference between people who take care of their phones vs the people who basketball toss their phones onto their bed to inevitably bounce and ricochet off the walls.

[@loafofloafs]

I know I’m late but in promotional material they stated that Kara is capable of sex

[@CrimsonHale42]

Wife beater bob: abused the competition

[@ccupedcaffeine]

3:40 theres actually robot cat girl maids in Japan now , good job on predicting the future JFJ.

[@tibs6428]

28 STAB WOUNDS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pickles9878]

watching your video instead of watching your yakuza 3 stream lol

[@yigakong1187]

This game has such a good “””””””underlying theme””””””” of racism too. Smarter than Richard and Morton

[@anidiot5984]

Round and round let the city turn party in the hills we can party in the burbs roofs on fire let it burn champaigne in my hands im not concerned

[@babbit09]

The Game: "Machines are people too" JFJ: *Bludgeons a smoke alarm to death with a sledge hammer because it was bugging him*

[@MrBigNicholas]

1:55 no? spaghetti takes a minimum of 2 ingredients, pasta and tomato sauce, it aint gonna be good. but its spaghetti

[@wolfgangvallick5666]

They're such a good pair, just enabling each other. I want more videos and maybe I'll even watch streams if they're playing together

[@muhnoodles]

Just realized Mason is like really cool

[@yourlocalbirb792]

i love how when ever the "GUN" option apears they always choose it by yelling " GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN! GUN GUN GUN!" so funny

[@diabeats_]

As a patron, I must abuse my power for the first and only time I've been able to say the magic word. FIRST

[@fiar3586]

gay

[@Mamba922]

@@fiar3586 so are you

[@spacedog2535]

FIAR35, no u. You just got boozled, don’t @ me.

[@karrde5566]

my one problem with this is if someone beats up someone elses bot cant they get sued for destruction of property? im just talking about the vary beginning: 5:10

[@TheRealSLS]

Karl Marcus, fitting name for a king

[@Lunarice98]

"game overs are a failure of the game designer" - David Cage

[@reshiexe286]

I would treat an *actual dishwasher* better than a woman.

[@randomancer2770]

Bear Grylls branded Gerber survival knife

[@doctorconk1252]

The commentary was amazing

[@sumdood2494]

Connor: Does literally anything Game: Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Den Dun Den Den Den Dun Dun Den Dun Den

[@toaperneedstherapy230]

Like I said, you should've saved the fish right away.

[@TehSkeletonKing187]

I've done it I've found the replacement for the zaibatsu

[@charlieGee64]

T W E N T Y E I G H T E X T I N C T B E E S

[@cjdugan7138]

18:40 wore a black leather trench coat to school that went down to my feet. Because I wanted to. Didn’t get in trouble surprisingly. People made some jokes about columbine to me about it and I just went no bitch im palpatine.

[@eli_jonesy9591]

6:34 what's the name of this animated bit? It looks neat

[@theboredpanda1460]

Our cat Our mattress

[@Mamba922]

20 comments boom

[@wolfsaint1586]

Marcus can say the n word he is the most powerful deviant

[@angsern8455]

Does anybody know that Hank has the same voice actor as Mr Crabs?

[@jamnikconnor2959]

Yes

[@eukyre]

Down Low? 𝚃̶̲͕̺͙̅̓̽̒𝙾̶̲͍̙̻̅̽̐͝𝙾̶̲̟͔̅̾͘̚ 𝚂̶̢̲̝̅́͌̕͜𝙻̶̲̻̫͚̅̓͘͝𝙾̶̲͇͎̅͒̚͜͝𝚆̶̲̫̺̅̔̕