Grounded is fun 2

spooky scary spiders make a comeback
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[@thejfj]

The opening animation was done by the talented @nerogeist go subscribe to him after subscribing to me.

[@robertomorales7802]

Are you going to play Psychonauts 2 Yes o No

[@Zenetric]

OOHH DUDE I LOVE NEROGEIST. he did a good job :)

[@BadskillsVengance]

Hey JFJ, what song is that at 26:50 ?

[@XCU.T]

go back to ogga booga

[@Shawn5729]

@@BadskillsVengance It's "The only thing I know for real" from Metal Gear Rising

[@TrevyWeaponsGuy]

"Derp, say something topical." Derp: Does a sick Tom and Jerry impression

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Ok, on TWD thing, Kenny didn't even kill his wife, she shot herself because she couldn't handle the prospect of killing her infected son. And Kenny didn't even kill his son ether, if you go by the choices people made, because fucking ***100%*** of people had Lee do it in the first couple days, making it the only choice in the history of Telltale that literally everyone choose and there was no legitimate reality where the other option was picked. So the scenario is really; -someone who pretended to murder a baby to prove why the other person was bad VS -someone who had to watch his wife kill herself and couldn't bear to mercy kill his son himself when he was literally seconds away from turning into a zombie. Real tough fuckin choice there. I get not liking Kenny as a character, he definitely shouldn't have run away with duck and instead just tossed him out of danger, and I honestly still think his treatment of Ben was overly mean to a traumatized child who watched his best friend and only living parental figure both die horrifically in the span of 10 minutes before being thrust into a group of strangers that mistrusted him, but the only reality where Jane is a better person is the reality she constructed in her mind.

[@DepressedCrow]

We Stan Kenny in this house

[@ahardworker2154]

Also depending on your choice he had to watch his girlfriend get eaten by walkers or he has to put her down himself. Also Jane did abandon her sister who was going through depression after the world collapsed

[@Atlas_1127]

I agree, Kenny was a flawed person like the rest of us. And I’m happy that there is no reality were Jane has a happy life

[@siei3i37]

Wtf are you talking about?

[@decimation9780]

@@siei3i37 The Walking Dead game from Telltale Games. Kenny, one of the characters you meet that becomes a part of your group fairly early on in the first episode, has to watch both his wife and son die, the wife decides to eat a bullet, and the son gets capped by Lee, the character you play as, before he turns into a Walker. Then there’s Jane, she’s a scumbag bitch who gets stabbed in the throat by Kenny after pretending to kill a baby, in order to prove some messed up notion that Kenny is a terrible person who supposedly killed his wife and son, and would turn on the group if given the chance. Spoiler alert, the dude sticks with the group basically the entire damn time, and goes out of his way several times to help Lee and the others provided they haven’t been antagonistic towards him in the past. Jane walked on her depressed sister when the dead started to walk the earth, likely getting her killed either because her sister took her own life, or was eaten by Walkers. Tl;Dr, Kenny stabs a bitch who deserved it in the throat after she seemingly kills a baby, causing her to bleed out and die like the dog she is.

[@Dubaderp]

J stays chilling while Derp fights for his life

[@_HighWind]

It’s like Hobo Tough Life all over again!

[@soggy_t0ast684]

He’s the fun uncle that doesn’t intervene

[@grendelrex2349]

One plays animal crossing the other plays doom eternal hardcore

[@derp0112]

lol

[@mr.assassin1889]

As God intended

[@SuperShotgun412]

JFJ: “This wolf spider is a magnificent, and DEADLY creature! One drip of its venom from a bite and I could DIE!.....Ima poke it with this stick!”

[@FluffyIronGolems]

Hey Shotgun, Where's your microphone?

[@ahardworker2154]

"HE'S ANGRY"

[@ZeDawgear]

Now I'm imagining Steve Irwin as a youtuber...

[@NOITY35]

I admit, I was not expecting Gabriel Iglesias references today. But I'm glad I encountered them.

[@ahardworker2154]

@@ZeDawgear I wish that could happen

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

They were lucky JFJ didn't get his hands on a shovel

[@thebootchair6928]

Yes he did

[@grapejuicesoda4429]

he just wanted somewhat of a challenge so he didn't use it on his enemies, and derp

[@rebull8262]

The Forest with Dark Souls combat

[@gasmaskfacednerd5896]

5:53

[@gastlybastion20]

Jfj don’t forget she ran off with the baby too leaving you to die in the car just to prove that Kenny is unstable how would she know you would’ve went to the exact location Clem could’ve walked in the opposite direction and die from hypothermia because Jane left her in the car to go off a set up a stupid plan that gets Kenny to kill her

[@ahardworker2154]

Also Kenny in the third game sacrificed himself to save clementine whiles Jane commited none living (depending on the choice)

[@mewacyboi]

When I watched the original stream I think he did cover that, but had to cut it out along with about 10 more minutes of him ranting about Jane and Kenny

[@Solyssey]

Woman moment

[@riastradh]

@@mewacyboi I would love to just have that as a video

[@ExemplarKyle]

Nevermind the fact that she was pregnant when she offed herself, thereby making her an ACTUAL BABY KILLER.

[@blacktornadow90]

Jfj: how did you die? “I was eating those beans”.

[@deshawnpannell3907]

“I was fucking Insane.”

[@h.p.wallnut9912]

The nerdy character really just melee’d 2 spiders with his fists, *goddamn*

[@DepressedCrow]

Pete is a chad

[@dominik4666]

A nerd is stronger than 2 spiders.

[@justsomenumpty]

like J said: *PETER IS A COLONIZER*

[@adeptus_artorious_armado]

Is Grounded legit just 'Honey I shrunk the Kids'but as a survival game?

[@meow2492]

Yes actually

[@ramendude4062]

Yes but actually yes.

[@DrNano-tp5js]

I mean I don’t have an argument against such a claim.

[@madzoroark5396]

Almost.

[@adeptus_artorious_armado]

@@DrNano-tp5js I hope you all realise how much I love your comments thank you

[@shermaderma2803]

J getting into a 3 v 1 with spiders and killing 2 is a certain tier of Chad energy

[@kcrimsonc3363]

Mathematically proven

[@Konh-Minh]

J Proceeding to 1V1 THE FIRST ACTUAL BOSS IN THE GAME after Derp died just exudes gigachad energy. The MGR OST only cements it.

[@phills9809]

The song, "The Only Thing I Know For Real", which was used by JFJ during the Broodmother fight, is originally from the popular game Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. The song pertains to the rival of the main character's rival, Jetstream Sam. The song itself is a reflection of how Sam has lost his identity in his pursuit to hone his skills and bring justice to the world, with the song title itself and the chorus referring to how the only thing he knows for certain now is the violence to come. JFJ's usage of this song was perfect, reflecting on how he himself has lost his path, but unlike Sam, he finds comfort and certainty in his violent actions. This was expertly built up to with the spider genocide seen throughout this video, in which JFJ becomes increasingly more drawn to. In this essay, I will detail how JFJ's rise to prominence as the Broodmother Slayer is similar to the downfall of Jetstream Sam, as well as possible usurpers much like Raiden was to Sam.

[@ricecooker7037]

This was definitely written by someone who’s failing English class, only because English class teaches nerd shit.

[@Sugary_salt]

@@ricecooker7037 its cool

[@decimation9780]

@@ricecooker7037 No. A desire for reading comprehension can also lead to this kind of thing. Most people tend not to bother because it’s too much of an effort, or they were unfortunate enough to be in the American education system.

[@spencerharrod6199]

"Commies can get bent" based JFJ

[@YeloughAnixPriest]

Extremely Based, commies are spergs

[@ryanphillips4123]

Based

[@TheProjectVoid]

Commies are pog

[@johngun4377]

He’s correct

[@johngun4377]

@@TheProjectVoid no

[@consul282]

J goes from fearing an orb weaver to single handedly taking down brood mothers

[@DepressedCrow]

Built different

[@snafubar447]

J: "Derp. Don't do that." Derp: "I'm going to do that."

[@cryoking7303]

FUN DINOSAUR FACT!!! After years of debating, Brontosaurus was re-assigned to its own genus. A long while ago Brontosaurus was assigned to the genus Apatosaurus due to their similarities. A while back some differences in the skull (and vertebra I think) distinguished it from Apatosaurus, making it in its own genus once again. As for Stegosaurus... umm I need to think of a fun fact. Stegosaurus has armor underneath its neck to defend it from attacks from predators such as Allosaurus, Ceratosaurus and Torvosaurus.

[@humiekitten7818]

I forgor wa u sed

[@Pantstall]

Fun Stegosaurus fact! The spiked tail of a Stegosaurus is called a Thagomizer

[@Raptorworld22]

Fun Fact, due to the recent discovery of Sophie the Stegosaurus, one of the most complete stegosaurus fossils found, as opposed to the partial remains we've had to piece together, most of what we thought we knew about stegosaurus anatomy has been overturned and it, instead of being an outlier among it's stegosaur cousins, such as Miragaia and Kentrosaurus, is more in-line with regular stegosaur anatomy, with a longer neck and less stocky stature than what was previously assumed. Edit: Extra Fun Fact, the group that stegosaurs are a part of, shared with ankylosaurs, is called Thyreophora

[@jpogman3217]

@@Pantstall To add to this the naming of Thagomizer was made up as the spiked tail of a stegosaurus didn't have an actual name. So a Comic Book artist (as a joke) called the spiky tail end of the stegosaurus a Thagomizer in one of his comics. Since no other names came up at the time Paleontologists just decided to stick with the name.

[@donalddonahue674]

Fun little fact for you, Werhuosaurus or however you spell it was popularized for its odd oval plates, until it was revealed it’s just a Chinese stegosaurus

[@jtnachos16]

That first song in the background, once you were in gameplay was that a remix/loop or something of 'the greatest adventure'? I swear to god J, I haven't heard that in years. Now I want to go watch it. EDIT: And then there's 'old fat spider' later. J, You have either dated yourself, or given a strong indication that your taste in cartoons is similar to your taste in women.

[@forrestplayzu1861]

"I like your funny words sock man! Nothing bad happens to the Kennedy's" *wolf spider* AHHH-

[@caleb688]

The fact that he got double-teamed by Orb Weavers AGAIN, and I didn’t hear a NOTE from “Rules of Nature…” You have failed us, Sock Man.

[@toolazytomakeaname1341]

We did get The Only Thing I Know For Real in this vid tho

[@GoldlewisDickinson]

Glad to see you've came back to Australia

[@Gymboy04827]

I did not know if jfj was talking about a diffrent jane and kenny but then I figured it out when he said wife and child

[@johntaco861]

For a moment I thought he was talking about South Park

[@geraltofrivia160]

I figured it out around "stabs person A in the throat and they die". Immediately brought me back to that moment in the game with perfect clarity for some reason.

[@candymanva9629]

Can someone explain the context of that scene?

[@geraltofrivia160]

@@candymanva9629 It was the ending for tell tales the walking dead season two game. He was talking about two of the main characters and the final decision that game lets you choose for an ending.

[@Gonroamin]

J has perfected that double-take before screaming in terror. Gets me every time, no matter the game.

[@makkasweet5011]

a lot of People talked shit about this game saying there was too little Content, Looking at this new Update and the next to come, I'm pretty sure they ate their words

[@NinjaMaster-og8ti]

and there is still more, looking into some of the hidden dev stuff, we can see that there are new bugs including Black Ants, Roly Poly's, Ant Queen (most likely a new boss), Crickets, Dragonflies, leeches, as well as new environments like the sandbox, the black ant hill (with a new lab), and countless new tools, weapons, resources, and armor

[@simonlamoureux5440]

I mean, they had a point if when they said that there was none of the current content. You said it yourself, "this NEW update and the next to come". Clearly the devs agreed with those guys and felt they needed more content... So they made more and added it to the game. In its current state those naysayers would probably agree this game looks pretty good?

[@Zombielorf]

the complains were it was too lacking on content when it first released on early access. like everyone knew what the point of early access was but on release the content was REALLY sparse like REALLLY REALLY SPARSE

[@misterbones5981]

Grounded: a game that can give people arachnophobia in world record speed

[@DepressedCrow]

The game only makes me want to eradicate spider with *extreme prejudice* and *unrelenting rage*

[@crimeman621]

Those bugs didn't know who they are messing with

[@cogbjorn8345]

I really appreciate the music in the intro and the end. Glenn Yarbrough doesn't get enough love

[@jonathanwells223]

I love how Derp is wearing a literal leaf as a hat in the thumbnail

[@DepressedCrow]

Because he is a leaf

[@jakeking974]

J, thanks for playing this, I wanted to play it, but legitimately, my entomophobia goes nuts. Like, the spiders literally give me chills and the sounds shit makes makes my skin crawl, I played for like ten minutes before the anxiety of being surrounded by giant bugs made me quit the game. In fact, since both orb weavers AND wolf spiders are native to my area, this is WAAAAAY to close to home for me.

[@humble3dore405]

27:49 JFJ making an ERB reference completes my life

[@pbk6623]

That hit me so hard 9 year old verse damn

[@Zagzeroth]

J fighting the broodmother: “Aren’t you tired of being nice, don’t you ever just wanna go APESHIT?!”

[@Nekyomi]

The nostalgia when JFJ queues the mirror's edge theme hits me like a truck

[@Jomus85]

He’s scared of the koi, y’all remember what happened the last time he was close to a koi fish-

[@DepressedCrow]

😭

[@BarryTheSeagull]

JFJ when he sees a Spider: "I could choke slam that..."

[@JokerChany]

I love watching j fight the spiders. it comes off as such a good battle between him to where he can take on 3 and make it super entertaining

[@crossyright9493]

I love how this is the perfect combination of player. One sacred of spider, one says fuck you to all the spider, and both are definitely having fun and competent.

[@sneakycove]

I love when Derp gets so upset that his mic just starts crunchatizing whatever he says

[@Gunzablazein]

"Commies can get bent" this man is so based I love him

[@jonathanwells223]

It’s not based to hate communists. It’s a basic human trait that everyone should have!

[@raven800plays]

"water droplets don't bounce" surface tension begs to differ.

[@hossdelgado626]

It doesn't bounce off of soil, point is null and void.

[@windigee3848]

WE STAN KENNY

[@pleasestopinsanity]

KENNY: THE CHAD

[@Thehunter905]

@@pleasestopinsanity who kenny

[@DepressedCrow]

@@Thehunter905 the BEST CHARACTER IN THE WALKING DEAD VIDEO GAME SERIES

[@jahariwhite4127]

I agree

[@lordscrubugus9897]

Its all fun and games in the pond until you get assaulted by Nishiki.

[@DepressedCrow]

Fishikoiyama aka pogfish

[@grug8711]

I'm so happy to see Derp and JFJ playing together again.

[@ariezon]

same

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

"Say something topical!" *screams in xbox live mic*

[@tonycaponeycomics1997]

Really dig the Rankin/Bass the Hobbit theme you added in the beginning! Great film!

[@smallgoblin2594]

This man took on three spiders at once truly he is the spider slayer

[@AE-jo2fy]

Ok this one is a classic! I just watched 28 minutes of two grown men runing around thier back yard screaming about bugs and enjoyed every second of it.

[@joseph-cs1pq]

Jfj when fighting two orb weavers at once "IM READY, HOW BOUT YOU!"

[@sswifty9612]

I watched the stream and couldn’t wait until the video came out

[@Crooked1519]

Love The Hobbit music, just hitting me with the nostalgia

[@tylerbradfield9981]

Cool animated into! I liked it a lot, my compliments to the chef

[@craz107]

4:17 For anyone wondering, Lithium can do that

[@snoopcat5609]

Me in grounded: im gonna make a humble home and not fight spiders Jfj: fighting 3 spiders with his fists and a shield

[@osac7734]

when the boss music hits it is just like the biggest vibe

[@Delta_rocket]

Texan sock puppet vs spoder 2, Arachnophobia Boogaloo

[@eaklartin2743]

I'm so glad my chat during the final fight was the music in the video

[@dracoface7227]

Randomly figured out that once you land a hit, especially underwater, but it also works with clubs, just block immediately and you can start another attack instantly. Very fun sometimes

[@Trulightningman]

i like how the longer they went, the more they regressed into cavemen

[@lumberjack7985]

It's 5am and I'm here watching a Texan scream. Snazzy

[@4everhungerybuck917]

in grounded i'm basically a shroom addict cause all I eat are the mushrooms

[@strictlynunya790]

Don't care didn't ask

[@michaellewicki7093]

5:54 your thinking of killer bees, also known as africanized bees, they are hyper aggressive bees that live in South and North America, and they have been known to kill bee keepers and people who come across their hives, they were created by cross breeding European bees and African bees in attempt to make a species of bee that is hyper productive, which they were but they were also hyper aggressive, they escaped captivity after a accident and have been running rampant ever since

[@brycejamison9006]

Oh I’ve been waiting for this since the announcement of doom and shroom, I’m just about ready to fight the broodmother and this game has come a very long way since it’s release it really has potential of being a fantastic survival game

[@emile9081]

8:16 Am is worth it for me

[@Enoonb]

That ending music, though.

[@redwarrior69340]

do you know it's name ?

[@drunkwendigo2693]

@@redwarrior69340 if you're talking about the broodmother fight music JFJ used, it's "the only thing I know for real" from metal gear rising

[@pleasestopinsanity]

@@drunkwendigo2693 do you know the song played just before they start the battle?

[@drunkwendigo2693]

@@pleasestopinsanity it sounds like it's a song called "old fat spider" from the 1977 hobbit movie if that's the one you're talking about

[@pleasestopinsanity]

@@drunkwendigo2693 yes thank you

[@smallgoblin2594]

You know that seed in Star wars when Lord palpatine says henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader yeah JFJ henceforth you shall be known as the spider killer/ Wrangler

[@toolazytomakeaname1341]

Brontosaurus was originally the name given to an Apatosaurus skeleton with the head of a Camarasaurus. Although I’m pretty sure Brontosaurus is now the name of a real Sauropod

[@Raptorworld22]

Yeah, if i remember correctly Brontosaurus is now either a subspecies of Apatosaurus or a sister taxa, I'm not a big sauropod person, so idk off the top of my head.

[@upgradesky56]

derp randomly screaming as he runs into spiders is something that I relate to on many a level (edited because reasons)

[@joseph-cs1pq]

I've never seen a spiders legs curl up because every time I kill one I stomp it into a stain on the floor

[@diaborodevil3161]

Broodmother: exists Jfj: Texan screaming

[@kennebec47]

JFJ fighting bugs is entertainment that I live for

[@user-BadUsername]

During the stream he spent about an hour and a half talking about how awesome Kenny is and how big a shut Jane is from telltale walking dead

[@fallenangeldraco3778]

also Sockman out here being the spider slayer once again is amazing

[@Sweegan7]

0:15 hahaha you used the blade and sorcery weapon draw sound for it thats amazing.

[@foofyplop]

*mom walks in backyard to water plants* literally all the tiny children: *dies*

[@xoyv]

thank you for giving that few seconds of no commentary so we can actually figure out what that song is near the end

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

You mean the MGR Sam theme?

[@joseph-cs1pq]

I have horrible arachnophobia and I want to get this game and get my friends to get it so that we can all scream together

[@unlimitedlight6194]

J’s whole rant about TWD season 2 is my favorite part of this video

[@hexthelostspirit1943]

the spider den is the ultimate choom cave LMAO

[@last_man_gamingirl4407]

J: I wonder how dangerous Mosquitoes are? *Approaches* *immediately regrets the life decisions that lead to that moment*

[@tariqshort4025]

All hail the sock knight slayer of spiders.

[@potato1045]

Sock plushie came in a few days ago, it’s the best.

[@ninjared1607]

they actually removed a lot of the stuff in the oak lab recently and i miss the puzzle, it was fun to see who was smart and who not so much so i can work around them

[@ricecooker7037]

The broodmother just went “HIM?!”

[@thecoooool]

I enjoyed listening to J rant for most of the stream

[@Thehunter905]

Whos Jane

[@haydenh4278]

I love how half way through the video J just goes on a rant about how Jane sucks and Kenny was okay

[@orc9427]

You guys are basically all that's keeping me goin rn

[@gamer_town_usa2615]

J: fights brood mother Me: Ok, let's dance

[@_just.mirage_270]

The Jet stream sam theme playing at the boss fight was the cherry on top 😩

[@halfpukt9128]

8:30 Bombardier Beetles are rhe closest things we have to gun bugs

[@jeyzoh30]

I almost pissed myself when he was fighting those spiders lol

[@v0id_scaveng3r36]

Now I’m wondering if J would like “Ark Survival Evolved”

[@AnthonyFlames275]

Hes already been asked in some of his stream videos and he doesnt like it

[@karlturner5678]

Nobody actually likes Ark, they just like a mechanic or two within it

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@karlturner5678 sniping from a wall base..

[@Raptorworld22]

@@karlturner5678 ARK is like a toxic relationship, you get away for a while when you realise you're sick of being treated this way, then inevitably return because, "There were some good times, and they're worth it, right?" At least, it's this way for me.

[@karlturner5678]

@@Raptorworld22 exactly the same, especially on console with the janky frame rate

[@templarhayward4054]

Every time I see a spider in that game I just start shouting BE GONE DEMON IN THE NAME OF GOD HOLY HOLY HOLY

[@wreckin_ur_day]

I was here for this in the live when the spider walked to the door and just left

[@taison6466]

That is one buggy garden.

[@mothbott9461]

As somebody from Ohio, we can guarantee nothing happens with spiders in the summer.

[@MilkWalkers]

WHAT HAPPEND or is that the joke?

[@mothbott9461]

@@MilkWalkers Nothing, really. Mayflys up at lake Erie are more of a problem, though.

[@ironcaptainurrienpelles6964]

Song at the end is Old Fat Spider from the original Hobbit

[@IWoSITheDirector]

"The crack cocaine spider figured that building webs was for "suckas," waited until the caffeene spider was exhausted, walked over and popped a cap in its ass."

[@KingVarclo]

The intro be like "ANOTHER BATTLE IN THE JFJ SAGA"

[@ScreamEnjoyer]

Random nostalgia trip to epic rap battles of history at the end there

[@lildoodle4706]

It's good to comeback and rewatch this video because I wanted to fight brood mother but the game updated and sent me back before I had my mint mace

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

10:45 jfj is having a rant about an The walking dead character named Jane. Also “A” sounds like an evil person.

[@DakkaSolae]

For some reason the broodmother arena gives me vibes from the last boss in The Forest