Devoted Pet Goose Defends his Owner from Stranger

[@ssstylish2681]

Some jails here in Brazil are using geese to guard the prison instead of dogs, the inmates used to throw food to the dogs and they became friendly to them, the geese don't like anybody but their owner and they attack and make a lot of noise if someone steps into their territory

[@vexelicious]

oh sh*t really? Damn goose doesn't care...goose doesn't give a sh*t....

[@lolom8772]

I hope this is true

[@lolom8772]

@@ssstylish2681 huh, that’s pretty interesting! Thanks for sharing it

[@ssstylish2681]

@@lolom8772 You're welcome

[@stalinsoulz7872]

Holy shit *Give those Guards some raise*

[@Mqouser]

Goose: **bites man** Other Geese: **DEMONIC SCREECHES OF JOY**

[@dialatedmcd]

I imagine this is kind of how some dinosaurs behaved. Imagine them a little bigger. Maybe some scales.

[@awesomeatronik]

The terrifyingly annoying honk of the T-Rex will horrify you for life

[@dialatedmcd]

@@awesomeatronik Right but put some depth and some pitch down townwards on that honkage and you have one blowhole roaration fantaslement, you know what I’m saying, like a tuba blower that smoked too many cigarettes, man that shit would out hair on your chest if you heard it

[@123youbia]

Kinda underrated comment lol

[@NickName-mn6jm]

I made it 666! Yas😇

[@Mrspiderwalk]

This reminds me that my mom said when she was younger, the dump in her city didn’t have a guard dog. They had a guard goose. Thing was ferocious and people were scared of it.

[@CheshireCesare]

Geese and turkeys will fuck you up, they’re terrifying creatures... lol 😂 😂 😂

[@lonepotato1444]

@@CheshireCesare And peacock

[@sadmakoto1924]

Your profile pic is awfully familiar

[@rebeltvr6046]

In India, peacocks are preferred over dogs for guard duty. Those guard birds are notorious for protecting their territory. Thieves are scared of them.

[@lonepotato1444]

@@rebeltvr6046 I ain't no thief, but when they spread their tail, I'd poop my pants

[@RickyIcecubes]

Back in 2016 a Canada goose crash landed on my balcony. He had a broken wing. I took him to the emergency vet, but could not afford his treatment. They sent him to the Cincinnati zoo for treatment, and gave them my phone number so they could keep me in the loop with how his treatment was going. They called and asked if I wanted to give him a name, and I named him "Oscar" after my grandfather, and went to visit him a few times. After about 6 months he was fully recovered and ready to be released back into the wild. They called and asked if I would like the honor of releasing him, and I happily accepted. Lo and behold, when spring rolled around he returned to my balcony to say hello; and continued to do so every year...until this year. He did not show this year, and I'm so bummed out over it and really worried about him :(

[@chatgpt4135]

Birds know gratitude, which many humans have left ❤️👍🙂Thanks for helping and rescuing it. And good that the zoo members gave you so much insights , updates and let you still be in contact with goose for 6 months We aren't from Canada, but vets here are not so trained and clever and even not passionate abt their work, amd they don't show same honor and hospitality to their clients as the zoo people shown to you

[@India_first-k6n]

From 2016 to 2023, it’s over 7-8 years. He must have died of old age by now and that is why he couldn’t make it this time.

[@RickyIcecubes]

@@India_first-k6n They can live up to 25 years

[@TFIta369]

Incredible sense of direction/location!

[@TofuTeo]

Aww I'm so sorry... What a lovely story, and I bet he's doing fine out there. Maybe he found a family and settled down, or his nature instincts took over and he got busy with other stuff. Whatever it is, I'm sure he remembers you and thinks of you, considering he came back all those years. I hope you see him again. Please update us if you do! Sending love.

[@theotv5522]

Here in Vietnam, we have goose as watchdogs and they are so good at their job not only they keep the robbers out but also the house owner.

[@mailien1210]

hello vietnam fellow!! I'm vietnamese too

[@borb7391]

Lovely... Just another day in Vietnam

[@cringe6059]

Big sized one work best , just saw a dog running away from a goose in fear

[@Amkx4502]

"They are not in the trees, they are the trees".

[@ZimVader-0017]

Plot twist: the geese ARE the house owners

[@luckystar3641]

This is the only hint of kindness geese will ever show. Treasure it.

[@brandonfoley7519]

If they like you they will like you forever Very hard to form relationships with adult birds

[@rescuerex7031]

@@brandonfoley7519 I assume the one who got Hugs, probably raised the goose from Gooseling

[@jpch8814]

They are very mean animals. I see them chasing joggers at the park lol

[@rescuerex7031]

@@jpch8814 They aren't Mean their territorial

[@cripthegoose2320]

Can confirm

[@MsBaruschka]

Look at his geese friends in the background, cheering for him slaying a human... that's real friendship right there.

[@Selkie7]

Geese are assholes. Known fact.

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

It’s interspecies friendship too. The brown goose is a domesticated swan goose. The white geese are domesticated greylag geese.

[@nonononame]

"Yeah, go get him, Jerry! EAT HIS ANKLES"

[@thomaspanditfan2435]

@El Maccho wives?

[@thomaspanditfan2435]

@El Maccho how many wives does oen normally have?

[@UncleBeerus]

The sheer terror with which the camera man tried to avoid the goose’s chomp was hysterical

[@Patentmat]

I'll try to put up a few more of him. Visited Wally again 5 years on and nothing has changed. Just put up a short of that short visit

[@Yasmine91646]

His laugh made me laugh 😂

[@garfieldandfriends1]

Don’t worry The cameraman always lives

[@nothereanymore3941]

I love how the other geese started smelling the killer instinct coming through the air and preemptively shrieked

[@o0sunsi0o]

Funny and true. 😆

[@He-who-wakes]

@@o0sunsi0o fake and gay

[@awake7586]

@@He-who-wakes why are u gae

[@KingStr0ng]

It's Jurassic Park but with birbs instead.

[@He-who-wakes]

@fox downy you ok bro?

[@frilliflove2424]

When the goose is hugging his owner, you can see him trying to preen his hair. That's flock behaviour. I love it

[@lemonaid7639]

sometimes our chickens do this to me and it's so sweet

[@Michael-mn4ef]

duck also do that

[@gxxnie]

"That's flock behavior" 😤😤

[@frilliflove2424]

@@gxxnie?

[@arcade5060]

Sorry to be rude but a Group of geese is called a gaggle

[@mrkitloin]

I like how the goose initially is like “ah thats nice, a third hand” Then it swaps to “WAIT? A THIRD HAND?”

[@rotyler2177]

HONK

[@nathanford1201]

@@rotyler2177 *Honk intensifies*

[@rotyler2177]

@@nathanford1201 "What!? Hooman!? HONK!"

[@honk42069]

@@rotyler2177 yes?

[@rotyler2177]

@@honk42069 ... HONK.

[@Swampgurl777]

Love how he goes back to the other ducks to laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pebble651]

Pretty sure there also geese

[@Patentmat]

The proud and victorious flapping gets me

[@EchoLog]

@@Patentmat "BE WITNESS TO MY VICTORY FLAPS, ALL WHO RESIDE IN MY REALM" My dad had a chicken and I had a duck when we each grew up. Currently there's a cockatiel pair that share our living room. Male birds are so macho disproportionate to their size, which gets dangerous with weight and groups. (Emus dude, emus.) But is adorable when you know the species's culture/language for lack of better phrase. My duck would get moody if he thought I was cheating on him, but he was egocentric like an infant; all good if he spends time with other ducks or people or my dog. 😂

[@TheGnarlyGnome89]

Geese tho, they’re geese

[@pragyanprajapati8032]

Lmao 🤣

[@iForix]

"Oh by the way, tomorrow is bring your pet to work day!" Owner: *laughs manically*

[@snakevenomous72]

FIRST REPLY

[@jeffasbestos7813]

@@snakevenomous72 si señor fiesta

[@PepecoHub]

Meanwhile, his co-worker who happens to have a peregrine falcon as a pet "I'm about to feed my pet and end this man's career"

[@jeffasbestos7813]

@@snakevenomous72 You think you could just edit your comment and get away with it? This is the internet lad, your fiest reply will never go away

[@snakevenomous72]

True 😔

[@DefineMeAsOne]

Goose: another hand is petting me? Goose:.... Goose: wait a minute humans don't have 3 hands... Dark Souls Boss theme song.

[@13crowintuitivestarot]

😂😂😂

[@Ravver]

lmfao

[@Yaheleven]

LMAO 🤣

[@ganjatokes3476]

PLIN PLIN PLON

[@nortonman5238]

Somebody make this edit

[@stynnguyen6085]

I love how his friend doesnt help him and just watches the whole thing of the goose attacking him. XD that's true friendship.

[@antonnovo695]

Conflict of interest

[@Corvolet5]

Guess you could say it gave him GOOSEbumps

[@danielb7495]

It’s two guys on a pick-nick that isn’t his friend. It’s his boyfriend lol

[@bangtio23]

You can see he actually try to help, but too busy laughing Priority

[@manmohantudu2794]

Bruh that's his brother😑

[@ZedEff420]

Gooses are silly, but also masters of the nipple cripple twist of doom. Approach at your own risk 🤣🤣

[@JM-5150]

We had one as a kid, she was injured and landed in our yard. My mom fed her and nursed her back to health. She never left and decide to stay. She would sit on the porch with my mom and get in her lap. She was a wild goose that loved my mom. Would follow her everywhere. She eventual passed about 7-8 years later. My mom found her in the rose garden under a bush. Where she just went to sleep. We named her Candy. She was a very sweet goose.

[@decd]

rip dear candy

[@socratese5]

Aww that’s such a sweet story 😊

[@MeowBockbock88]

Awwww😢

[@txwhyxbeetsx4ever381]

God gave me this story to witness cause I almost forgot there was wholesome stuff in life wow lol

[@linkholder]

@@txwhyxbeetsx4ever381 Bless 🙏

[@davidvincent380]

that escalated quickly

[@Shuja_Khyber]

I would have grabbed the goose and Hugged it till death. Even if it was staring to kill me lmao 😂

[@MelC-td9bg]

0:14 That moment when the goose realized its mistake 😂😂

[@Yue_Jin]

Not quick enough.

[@Yue_Jin]

@@Shuja_Khyber Yeah we can hope, the it killing you part of course.

[@Shuja_Khyber]

@@Yue_Jin Brueh, You do Realise the fucking Goose has a scrawny neck that can be snapped in an instance?

[@nikkoval8490]

There’s something primordial about geese. As if they are suppose to be like 20 feet tall & this is just their miniature form.

[@jupiterisaak1004]

Aren’t they related to dinosaurs? That’s probably it

[@jaysteenybuggerlastnames4249]

Poultry have not forgotten what it is like to be a dinosaur.

[@Walpurgis117]

@@jupiterisaak1004 They are avian dinosaurs. The ones that went extinct are non-avian dinosaurs. A lot of people say that birds are related to dinosaurs, without realising they *are* dinosaurs. Look it up :)

[@wyom2838]

@@Walpurgis117 how have the turnables have tabled

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

Hahaha. So true. They do look like they should be humongous!

[@elaxerblaxer]

LMAO I love how they all just start screaming

[@SMCwasTaken]

Its funny when they attack people 🤣🤣🤣

[@elaxerblaxer]

@@SMCwasTakenikr!

[@Yng_Roshi]

Goose: *"Violence isn't the answer it's a question and the answer is yes!"*

[@Blue0000FF]

LOOOOOOOL! You win the internet today bud

[@ashharkausar6921]

This comment is perfection!

[@cocopots]

Whats up urameshi-

[@unusualfearlesss7591]

Technoblade refrence yooo

[@noregrets8404]

Sounds like something roger would say off american dad xD

[@PinkManGuy]

I like how the Geese looks at the extra hand at 0:12 like "..Wait a second... You're not him! DIE!"

[@shizukagozen777]

HAHAHA

[@Navesblue]

Easily my favorite comment on here.

[@vincnt1]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGmplIh9p6ljY9U

[@RambleOn07]

Goose: it's time for you to bleed.

[@savageramirez2925]

@Shaan Naafir lmfao 😂😂

[@Huntress_Hannah]

I love how she stopped to check and see who’s hand was in her face before she went ham

[@chrismazzagatti8429]

Good catch.

[@zay_rat8942]

Yes,she

[@asyncasync]

@@zay_rat8942 it :3

[@zay_rat8942]

@@asyncasync boy if you don’t get your

[@zairephenom1435]

@@zay_rat8942 shut up kid :\

[@myyoutube3022]

The goose just kept screaming after like he was disgusted that the man dared to touch him 😂

[@ZeoWorks]

Geese are very loyal creatures, they're usually a "one human bird". :)

[@reiivitor6827]

You here lol

[@borb7391]

Holy shit, it's you... I can't believe the creator of the #1 teletubbies horror game commented on this video, Also you brung us childhood

[@cheemcrayon8188]

Y e s

[@elhormiguerodelracionamiento]

Yes, the guardians use to have pet gooses outside the entrance to their secret lairs for scare the teletubbies away or alert of something, because they have a microphone and tubbymicro camera with tubby charger incorporated, sadly the newborns killed our Favourite Slendytubbies III Guardian.

[@elhormiguerodelracionamiento]

(Its sarcasm and a Good Plot Twist) I hope you answer me God Zeo

[@drank.99]

Why is noone talking about that other goose in the background just hyping the attacking goose up. It's the goose equivalent of going "Oooooooooooooooh" at a fight

[@fontenoyjoe]

LMAO! There's always an instigator in the wings

[@niyazrahman2058]

why do u type shit without lookjng? youd know that many ppl are talking about it if u sorted comment section to popular

[@drank.99]

@@niyazrahman2058 🗿

[@theresearcherofart]

@@niyazrahman2058 someone's mad

[@niyazrahman2058]

@@theresearcherofart no im just sick of the "why is no one.."method of cultivating likes, when someone CLEARLY DID WRITE ABOUT IT.

[@toradrow777]

Goose: "There's only room for one human in this flock, buddy, and and it ain't you!"

[@silverwolf9091]

Wow 1.7k likes but no reply?

[@smashlee6181]

gaggle

[@toradrow777]

@@smashlee6181 Flock, gaggle, both work.

[@MiguelMeanGreen]

This reminded me of the flock of geese I used to feed at my vending job. Giant boxes full of 64 individual bags of chips were always likely to have had at least one bag that got blown open, and I saved those chips to feed to the geese while sitting on the back of my work box truck. Though I never tried to pet them, they certainly never attacked me. I hope those geese are still doing alright and have found a new friend to feed them.

[@bobertjones2300]

Yeah, I hope they didn't turn to Grey Goose Vodka when you left.

[@wonderpunch4984]

Not sure if chips are healthy for geese

[@doctorjekyll6125]

@@wonderpunch4984 beggars can’t be choosers. I’m sure the calories are better than none at all. The Pet food industry and all the misinformation on the internet has you believe that bread and chips are bad for them. If you read it in a peer reviewed journal, then believe it.

[@BTG514]

@@wonderpunch4984 Excessive salt isn't good for my dog. So if I want to share popcorn with him I don't dress it.

[@vada.6024]

I'm sure they enjoyed chomping on those chips! 🪿

[@harshityadavCamper]

His laugh makes it so so much better. Like he knew he is going to get attacked.

[@antizx9677]

Almost 2k likes but no replies, strange

[@harshityadavCamper]

@@antizx9677 If not for your comment, I wouldn't have known this got so many likes lmao

[@antizx9677]

@@harshityadavCamper thank u gentleman 🙂

[@Christoph8]

“I’m in danger.” 😄

[@tysjustvibinb931]

In my town they have the gooses guard my local at&t parking lot, so once they finesse you with the overpriced bill you ain't getting back in :/

[@jaymerka5875]

I love how he stands up tall and proud and flaps his wings like "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" 0:49

[@Losrandir]

He won the crowd. "Maxi-Goose! Maxi-Goose!"

[@Herbert2892]

I think he just did it for the crowd. He knows humans in this place dont kill geese in a fight. Very smart of him, the crowd really believed he truly won.

[@iamnel3141]

Actually that's a sign of 'good riddance'.. they usually do that after a fight

[@bouncyshak]

🤣🤣🤣

[@katyahorizon]

I was more under the impression like, "Mess with me again, I dare you!"

[@DarkFactory]

Goose touched by a human who is not a owner: "So you have chosen death"

[@Mori1000]

Oh god, I just watched The lord of the ring for the first time and now I know where this comes from

[@__matcha]

creative aren't we

[@bodychoke]

Not funny. Be quiet.

[@kiWi-zv8vr]

Then pay with your blood!

[@defsouul3127]

@@__matcha there's no such thing as an original thought get over it

[@linanicolia1363]

Adorable......the intrusion was noticed by the goose and her friends agreed and backed her up. Can't fool a goose. She knew there was an arm there, that did not belong.

[@countingstrides4068]

I love how the ones in the background are egging him on.

[@squiremuldoon5462]

It’s like those videos of homies in high school gettin in fights , the ones in the background make similar noises.

[@sc3961]

Ha.. ha ha... hahaha _egging_ him on ^^ Punny!

[@someinternetbox168]

@@sc3961 lol but i dont think it was intended

[@eleSDSU]

Hey what's good for the gander...

[@ChunkeeNoodleSoup]

Goose gang

[@riftis2210]

The goose was right, goose didn't even know that guy and he starts touching him, that's weird man. I would have bit him too.

[@spiritualera3877]

Ahahahaha imagine being groped by a stranger, pros get locked up, or bit up

[@speedy01247]

Just imagine if a stranger tried petting you when your being hugged by a friend.

[@DeletedTroll]

honkrassment

[@Suve35967]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@gazzawhite]

They are brothers.

[@theharlequin7280]

You gotta appreciate the guts of geese who fearlessly charge primates about 30x their weight with nothing but a dull beak and hollow bones.

[@HeGotNoArms]

My guy they have serrated tongues and sharp teeth. They can be gentle tho I’ve been accepted into a few flocks. It’s great like having a bunch of badass friends protecting you

[@somerandomguyontheinternett]

@@HeGotNoArms How can we fight back? I would like to know incase of any future scenarios concerning me and a goose.

[@batyalivni3577]

@@somerandomguyontheinternett you don't. Run.

[@rollingthunder1043]

@@somerandomguyontheinternett One trick I've seen is to grab them by the throat right at the base of the head, and just YEET. However this is a remarkably difficult trick to pull off, so I strongly suggest you just flee.

[@0oShwavyo0]

@@somerandomguyontheinternett you just saw a video of a violent goose attack lol, I think the answer is to just laugh and roll around on your picnic blanket. In seriousness, I think you just want to calmly walk away and like just not freak out and die because it's only a medium sized waterfowl.

[@eiyukabe]

I've had a hard time picturing how birds could be the descendants of ancient dinosaurs. Now I see it.

[@errorx_x1063]

Watching seagulls fight for food. That's when I realized Dinos didn't really die off lol

[@JoelWalker56]

For anyone wondering, this is called imprinting. It’s something some mammals do, but more famously birds as well, especially ducks and geese. When they’re still little and they’re separated from their mother, they automatically start looking for a “mother figure” or “role model.” Once they choose someone (it can be a person or another animal), they will look up to them, follow them, and might even try to mimic them. Geese are very territorial and possessive, so it’s very likely this goose imprinted on that guy with the black jacket and is protective of him.

[@motherlandbot6837]

Agreed, except that wild geese, unlike ducks and most galliform birds, are biparental. Ganders don't incubate or brood, but fiercely defend their sitting mates, and goslings imprint on and follow both parents.

[@sirwhite5308]

i only knew imprinting from ark lmao

[@infiniteblue895]

lol twilight

[@JoelWalker56]

@@trinitronjonatran That’s literally what I said and what imprinting means. You really thought you were on to something there lmao.

[@motherlandbot6837]

@@trinitronjonatran Because baby geese, ducks, chickens, quail (precocial birds) etc. leave their nest forever within a few hours of hatching, and must bond with their parent very quickly BEFORE they leave. Once this critical bonding period is over, it is much more difficult for them to bond with a substitute, and the bonding process is slower if it occurs at all. Imprinting is a two way (three way in biparental species such as geese and New World quails) process; parental adults bond with their offspring within a brief peruod after hatching. The same holds for mammals such as Impala, Zebras, and Wildebeest, whose babies can stand and then walk and run with their mother shortly after birth. By comparison, altricial birds and most baby mammals are helpless at birth, and remain in a nest for days or weeks, or even months, before they leave. Baby monkeys and apes, unlike most altricial mammals, (including Humans), have the ability to cling to their mothers and other parental adults shortly after birth, enabling said parental adults to carry them about, so very few primates keep their babies in nests. With altricial mammals as with precocial mammals, mothers and other parental adults STILL imprint very quickly on their neonate babies, but the babies imprint slowly and gradually, and can easily bond/imprint over a longer period of time. In conventional farming practice, bull calves of dairy breeds of cattle are taken from their mothers and either killed or raised for veal. If her calf is removed as it is born, and the mother is thus prevented from cleaning off and imprinting on her calf, she will accept its' removal with little ir no observable sense of loss. The exact opposite usually happens if she has a chance to imprint on her calf before it is removed; she will show very obvious and prolonged distress, lowing persistently and searching for her missing baby. You're not a scientist, and science seeks precision and discernible patterns. Not reactive, "what's the difference", or "nobody gives a s*@t" responses!

[@alexisalvarez2330]

“Who tf gave you permission to touch me”

[@brandonknight431]

Thats about it lol

[@WorldOfARandomVegan]

Exactly! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JustthesameJn]

“Who tf gave you the permission to bite me*

[@matthewbaker6177]

I had a goose just like this....followed me everywhere and never attacked me, but scared the hell out of everyone else. People who visited our home would often be seen running away terrified. Best guard goose ever.

[@garybuttherissilent5896]

guard goose XD

[@trufflegallow1978]

My neighbour's pet goose became friends with me because I gave him food. Sometimes he would come and tickles my back with his beak demanding a food when I sat on the chair outside.

[@birdseye7166]

i have a goose like that as well (his name is George). there are very good guards.

[@Patentmat]

Sounds like this one too. What would happen if they met 🤯

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

A goose: challenges the immortal cameraman Everyone: *Wait, that's illegal* The Romans were smart to use geese as guards...yes, they actually did! They used them on the Palatine, one of Rome's seven hills. During a siege by the Gauls in 390 B.C., the Palatine was saved by honking geese that warned the defenders of an attack.

[@wanderer3004]

They also seriously did screwed up stuff to a dog every year to commemorate the event after the dogs failed.

[@FalcoNat]

Other person: _tries to pet the goose_ The goose: *”Peace was never an option”*

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

Ah yes Classic

[@Haxior5506]

Ah! Yeah! The meme came back!

[@shizukagozen777]

_So you have chosen death_

[@ThatGuy-jk9kq]

Haha fonni not overused meme you’re so fonni hahhahhahaha 😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂

[@CodeOverReality]

Peace is rarely an option

[@vey5579]

Hes the bad boy in the wattpad books that hates everyone except the innocent, kind female protagonist he's going to date

[@cosmicheav3n]

asshole to the world, sweetheart to his girl

[@yurachii7476]

LMAO

[@willow9912]

😂

[@h3ll0gudbye]

hahahahaha

[@HolyFuckItsAMEME]

The thing is, this is so fucking true that it _HURTS_

[@LilacDaisy2]

I love that my geese only come to my call. They're the sheep of birds. Can't help smiling when they answer me with excited swarks, and then run to me, flapping their huge wings.

[@DR1PxWRLD]

Who asked

[@CasiniLoogi]

@@DR1PxWRLD I did. I'm the guy who asked

[@proudatheist2042]

The geese I have encountered in my life show that geese are not "sheep," in that they are aggressive animals who won't think twice about threatening or attacking other animals or people.

[@LilacDaisy2]

@@proudatheist2042 Nah, they're just making up for their small stature. No other poultry can thrive on grass alone, like sheep can!

[@nostalji93]

@@proudatheist2042 Yes they can be terrotorial and display aggressive behaviour. But they certainly think twice about being agrrssive. I was feeding some egyptian geese with babies today. There are also plenty of cannada geese ( a bigger species) who often charge in pairs at the grown egygptian geese to claim some food for themselves. So I just stepped inbetween. This simple action made them reconsider. Realising they had to go throw me made them think twice and calm down. Don't underestemate their intelligence they certainly can adapt to situations and learn. Like all social animals geese are pretty smart.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

That's one feisty cobra chicken you've got there...he's lucky it's not the Canada kind. Geese are more effective than armed guards. At least where leisurely strolls are involved

[@r12j78]

0:31 he just takes a few steps back after getting bonked like "aight, you're stronger than you look, I'll let this one slide"

[@natechicken685]

@Mal Theri *discombobulate*

[@MechanicalAddict]

@@natechicken685 E L B O W D E S T R U C T I O N

[@Dominic.p20]

She*

[@Anudorini-Talah]

THe fucking idiot almost broke the goose neck. Fucking idiot friend, never invite him again

[@fupoflapo2386]

@@Anudorini-Talah he was getting attacked? What??

[@mt-9320]

"This is my human, there are many like this human but this human is mine" haha

[@brandonknight431]

Lmao

[@mothgames9466]

I love this comment

[@dkrz8050]

Fmj ?

[@AC-uw4il]

should of added the reaction "This is my human, there are many like this human but this human is mi- Who TF are you!?!?"

[@elfascisto6549]

@@AC-uw4il if he did then it wouldn't have been funny

[@freddyw3675]

0:49 When the guy said: "He got me right here , it hurt." You can see the goose was pretty satisfied with himself flapping away with a battle cry 😂

[@AxxLAfriku]

One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZbinr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear free

[@flidethechemist]

@@orange_5936 Me: *checks video list* Axxl: "I would cheat on my two girlfriends" Also me: *Pretending I didn't see anything and going back to watching murder geese*

[@amysymiltongamequeen]

@@flidethechemist Bruh, you have seen what you can't unsee anymore 😂😂😂😂

[@noahboat580]

That goose went from loving his owner/cleaning his hair, to an agro goose moment

[@knowledgeseeker3403]

0:14 Goose: "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!"

[@Blestyr]

Hugged by owner: "Yes, yes, I'm here Master! So happy to see you!" Hugged by a stranger: "And I took that personally."

[@Jumper1943]

So anyway, i started blasting

[@nathanielmiller5813]

Can you be my love?

[@eschatical4052]

There is end in friend. There is end in girlfriend. But goose will never leave you.

[@shinjiikari5644]

_i wanna like but it's 69-_

[@martini1094]

But isn't there go in goose?

[@nopeyoudontknowmyname9153]

@@martini1094 Its goo not go

[@shubhankarrakshit9311]

Can it oose though??

[@plasmathingy1432]

@@martini1094 go and come back

[@user-wb8wy2nk6m]

The split second of false feeling of calm in this video, for both for the man and the goose, cracked me up😅 The goose initially enjoying the mans hand before noticing the betrayal. And the man feeling comfortable enough using his bare hand, instead of the glove he had reserved for that😂I feel like that special little moment really connected them 😂

[@jonathandeguzman5766]

Goose to owner: I LOVE YOU! . goose to strangers: *PEACE WAS NEVER BEEN AN OPTION*

[@rotyler2177]

Peace was never an option.

[@siryizzur]

was never been

[@jakelee5096]

Oh boy this comment again LMAO

[@ShinziiArt]

Peace was never an option

[@Blue0000FF]

Geese got into adoption.

[@NtoTheM]

Imagine that duck like 10 times bigger. Boom! Dinosaur. Movement, behavior, sounds, everything fits perfectly.

[@Brohan97]

Shoebills are literally dinosaurs too

[@NtoTheM]

@@Brohan97 Bruh, those things are terrifying.

[@awesomeatronik]

Chickens are like tiny a T-Rex.

[@nou567]

*Other guy pets her* Goose: Then pay with your blood

[@metrophor]

Him, actually. That big, fleshy bump over the beak means he's a gander.

[@motherlandbot6837]

@@metrophor Male Chinese Goose (Anser cynoides). Wild and domestic Graylag ganders (Anser anser) don't have the bill knob; they're just bigger, louder, more aggressive versions of females of the same genetic background.

[@metrophor]

@@motherlandbot6837 Thanks for the species! I remembered that bump = male, but couldn't think of the name of this nippy boi.

[@MartianManHunter2258]

You dare oppose the might of the imperial legion?!

[@TheFiresloth]

Halt ! You violated the law !

[@gobro9483]

I love how those other 2 at the back are like just having a laugh😂

[@EinLysarius]

The way the goose goes from 0 to 100 the moment he realizes he's not being touched by his human like "the AUDACITY of this MAN?"

[@chgaming5059]

Goose: you violated the peace treaty i must now attack

[@elgenfranord1651]

Then pay whit your blood ha haa

[@ayceanymz9212]

Peace was never an option

[@Liam_Bob]

If he wasn't holding that camera, he never would have left alive...

[@cryptidinthewoods7262]

The cameramen always survives xD

[@icydsting6037]

@@cryptidinthewoods7262 usually because they are cowering

[@aethernity8270]

They always have extra health bar

[@meanhe8702]

That’s at the same time an awesome, loyal friend, and a jerk! 😂🤣

[@snuscaboose1942]

I love how the owner reacts by communicating with the birds that he is in control with his head movements that the birds mimic breaking off the attack. Awesome.

[@wanders278]

Is this comment a joke?

[@GodAlhem]

?????

[@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect]

I saw that and was looking for a comment to explain this.

[@steriturbe2979]

No lo había notado xd!

[@steriturbe2979]

@@wanders278 creo que no xd

[@artifexrex1578]

0:48 "I will now declare victor to myself"

[@lj1393]

A true warcry!

[@jamie150741]

Majestic

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

Glorious

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

I love how the goose walks away still angry as if saying, "And I've NEVER been so insulted in all my life!"

[@MissStatement]

This goose is more loyal than people ever will be :o

[@Un1821]

Yeah unfortunately true.

[@petricor1420]

Like you 😂

[@kaloz429mobile9]

Or cats Cats are ungratefull

[@pyerack]

​@@kaloz429mobile9 Bro doesn't know cats

[@2ndintelligentWorld]

can we shut up with this 10 year old mentality already lol "people suck and animals are awesome just because they're stupid and they don't know what they're doing" like stop lol Just cause they're not mentally capable of being "evil", doesn't mean they're morally better and it also doesn't mean we're any less moral because we're capable of more things. Morality is a complicated subject but I feel like the general population is smart enough in 21st century to know really, really basic things like this

[@marlboro_19]

We had a goose once. We keep him coz he acts like a guard dog lol... Only problem is when he's in a bad mood, he also attack me. :V

[@mingmingandmikki]

It’s a guard dinosaur XD

[@slayer2450]

People also use goose to guard chicken

[@marlboro_19]

@@slayer2450 We cant... He'd kill the chickens when he gets mad haha... Even our turkeys back off of him. :V

[@slayer2450]

@@marlboro_19 you're suppose to raise them together when they're still young.

[@marlboro_19]

@@slayer2450 I see... makes sense, we bought it as food and just decided to leave him be coz he actually do more guarding than our dog haha... 😅

[@DollSchmidt4429]

Geese are really territorial and really protective of what's theirs especially when it comes to the babies in which like some birds both the mama and the papa take care of the babies

[@justaguywholikeshentai9019]

Ok

[@blueguy15]

The loyalty that birds have is what i love about them the most.

[@DollSchmidt4429]

@@blueguy15 and the dedication they put into what they do

[@boblackross3571]

The Goose woke up and chose Violence but chose not to do it on you.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Well

[@baublesanddolls]

Protecting his loved one ❤

[@kazji8223]

Therapist: Yandere goose don’t exist, it can’t hurt you. Yandere goose:

[@anaseymour4556]

Lmaoo

[@MatthewTheUntitled]

It's just goose then

[@deathstroke0976]

Bruh... you're being cringey asf right now

[@charliethenecromancer4422]

Lmaooo

[@GodAlhem]

Can't like, 420 likes

[@raymondjoel4431]

Goose gave him a purple nurple and then laughed about it with his friends, definitely gave him flashbacks of highschool

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

There's something sweet about two grown men playing with geese with their shoes off on a blanket in the yard.

[@smolsnek3835]

@@mauro100 yes, there is something weird about your comment

[@gregsmith2308]

@maur0,no your right

[@ericking2511]

May god bless and keep you always good people

[@tonts5329]

Goose hugs owner: He has earned my trust and love. Someone else tries to hug: You are not worthy. *Proceeds to bite.*

[@brandonknight431]

Lmao

[@joyboy1536]

The other two white Goose were like: "Get him get him get him"🤣🤣

[@zorlord7507]

Human 1: *Hugs his homie* Goose: *Hugs his homie* Human 2: *Tries to get in on the action* Goose: Who the hell is this?

[@Larsgman]

Lmao those honks were filled with ATTITUDE!!!! so adorable

[@sc3961]

2 brooos... Chilling on a picnic... 1 goose apart cuz they're not gay :3

[@elvishassassin1]

They're brothers. Read the description.

[@sc3961]

@@elvishassassin1 That's exactly what I wrote, actually *.* Besides, they can be both brothers, _and_ gay (not with each other, ew). And if they're neither, I still quoted a harmless meme, and would've probably done so even if I had read the description. So if you want to be crude someplace, this ain't it chief :)

[@FezCaliph]

@@sc3961 did you know that meme was created by Anthony Padilla from Smosh? I knew that voice sounded familiar 😂

[@ThatWolficorn]

@@FezCaliph Omg

[@sc3961]

@@FezCaliph Oh yeah, I was so surprised when I first found that out. He's got a YT show where he talks to a DID patient and whatnot, it's really interesting, I recommend! :)

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

I love how he just pats him on the back while he hugs him. So sweet.

[@rickparsent9632]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/raXFlJSNo96VsNU ..

[@sakei-kun3090]

Goose: *finds someone he likes* Also goose: perhaps peace was an option all along

[@nobodyspecial9097]

Other person touches: BUT NOT FOR YOU!

[@pnumenwiese]

Very funny! I had two of these. Schnattchen and Elisabeth. They protected me and my parents. At the end they were befriend with our grumpy perser cat named Dirko. He loves to chase dogs in the neighborhood..

[@OutnBacker]

One time I was riding my bicycle just after a light snow that melted to a beautiful winter day of sunshine. Roads were clear in the countryside and there were thousands of snow geese picking at the corn stubble in the fields. I stopped to take a couple pics and got attacked by a mob of them. I ran to where I put my bike and used it to ward off one particularly nasty fellow. He had flew up and landed on my shoulders as I ran like a coward. As I kept the bike between him and me, he probably noticed the grape cluster that I was smuggling in my bike tights. Instantly, that bastard reached thru the bike and got me right on the ol' schniggidoitie. He only stopped pulling nd twisting when I let go of the bike and it fell on his back, the bastard. Some guy had stopped his car to watch the drama and almost fell over laughing. My unit was purple and blue for two weeks. Now, when Christmas comes around, I always ask my wife to cook a goose this year. She thinks I'm joking.

[@thunderee6780]

Lmao

[@OutnBacker]

@indigo My wife thought it was pretty funny, too.

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

Yeesh! A goose bit your doodle!? That's worse than when I stuck my tongue out at a piquing duck. She thought it was a worm.

[@OutnBacker]

@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 Both organs have tender nerve endings, so I co-miserate.

[@Ace-sl4lm]

Sorry about that man but its hilarious.You made my day.

[@mizmonster]

We had the same type of goose growing up. It loved my mom and only tolerated us kids. I'll tell you what and I'm sure other goose owners will say the same thing they make great "guard dogs" :) they are loud as heck and not afraid to go after anyone coming in their yard.

[@dandychiggins7240]

Owner: *laughs* Camera guy: *nervous and full of fear for his life laugh*

[@gorillazhead]

The wing flap and chest out victory dance really tied it all together.

[@mattymart4650]

Goose screams after attacking and nearly killing a man: Captions: [Music]

[@a_mourning_dove]

😂😂😂

[@user-supersarge1000]

Also subtitles: [Laughter]

[@unlikelygamer]

Deaf people: 🎶 💃 💃 💃 🎶

[@emsssc9265]

*owner’s friend petting goose* The goose: “UNHAND ME YOU HEATHEN, HOW DARE YOU LAY YOUR HANDS UPON THESE FEATHERS.”

[@jmlee737]

Me: Wait aren’t you the owner? **Video shows different angle of rug** Me: oh **Camera moves to thumbnail angle** Me: OH

[@vanz681]

Oh

[@rebekahTee-er3rz]

Swans are loyal also. These birds are very adorable.

[@janeeyre1990]

Guy: "I feel like he got me here and *twisted* it." His friend: [still laughing at him]

[@Retro-Rev]

Man: "Ugh, it hurts! It feels like he got me right here and twisted it!!" Goose: *Beats his chest feathers* "Yeah, u dont want no smoke."

[@Fxyoprobably3]

Goose hugging owner, friend wants to feel feathers, Goose: Aye Aye Aye, what u think u doing?

[@MrMoon5hine]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grimtheghastly8878]

You can't convince me birds aren't dinosaurs

[@gaspault]

I like how the goose looked pretty pleased with himself at the end.

[@lukeberghaus272]

He showed dominance.

[@halflucan]

Smug bastard

[@Rallow]

I had a pigeon once who behaved the same way Loved me hated everyone else.

[@icanseeyou9820]

What’s it like owning a pigeon?

[@thedestroyasystem]

same with my duck. It can be frustrating trying to find a sitter tho

[@OleOlson]

Love the laughter of the guy getting bit. You know he has a kind nature. So many humans would have got angry.

[@mono631]

Same. That’s my favorite part of the video. Reminds me of when I would get down to my dog’s eye level and he would “attack” me. That was hilarious. It would never fail to make me laugh.

[@huntsman9316]

@@mono631 I read that getting down to a dogs level and staring them strait in the eyes tells them you wanna start something

[@homedogoli]

@@huntsman9316 Either that or to initiate play fighting, which it sounds like in his case.

[@shameekisreal5185]

🤭🤭🤭 He Said how dare you touch Me 🤣🤣🤣 and the Other geese were gonna back him up too 😏 I Love how they started talking about him🤭💜

[@beebleboxn]

Took me almost a year to get one to like me. Now she knocks on the door everyday and follows me and my father around.

[@Corvolet5]

This guy must be having goosebumps after this.

[@iteratedofficial]

.

[@erenyeager1068]

Underrated

[@kNowFixx]

booooooooooooooooooo

[@amysymiltongamequeen]

Hahahaha! 😂😂😂 The goose be like: Omae wa mou shindeiru!

[@josephinenilsson1541]

I completely understand. Goose has a bond of trust and love with its human, then comes this stranger from nowhere assuming he can act as if that same trusting bond existed. Letting someone touch them is a big thing for a goose. It’s like you don’t just run up to dogs you don’t know and start petting them, you don’t pick up strangers babies outside and start hugging them and you don’t grab attractive women you see outside just because you want to. The goose has integrity; that’s absolutely right 💪👊

[@artyfacts7142]

Normally we just put it in the pot for cookin

[@kNowFixx]

@@artyfacts7142 hahahah

[@beng4ll967]

@@artyfacts7142 true that looks tasty asf

[@Nitramrec]

Don't be afraid. The cameraman never dies! 😉