Geese: Peace Was Never an Option

[@TheDecree93]

They fly in a V-formation...for “vengeance”

[@Ajay-pj2hv]

Hence the idea for "V For Vendetta" was born

[@kleanovodust-bin69]

@#maxim #Max yes bob, vegana.

[@apocalypse487]

@@kleanovodust-bin69 It's right up there with clitara

[@pawaw3287]

I thought it's for VIOLENCE

[@tim.a.k.mertens]

v for vendetta

[@josephhalbohn5962]

“They have no fear of people” They have no FEAR, full stop.

[@tyrantonion6660]

Cause they ARE FEAR

[@andragonm8932]

The only thing they fear are swans

[@LetMeEatIt]

@@andragonm8932 swans have no fear

[@lokismischief2512]

They fear swans lol

[@lokismischief2512]

@@andragonm8932 lmao i didnt read your comment first :P damn it. Truth speaks though haha

[@bstearns4996]

When I was 6, a Canada goose followed me home and refused to leave. He had an injured wing and decided I would be the one to help. Luckily my parents agreed. I have since been exempt from angry geese.

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

Non aggression pact formed: Geese now won't attack you

[@mutantraze3681]

@@themenacingpenguin.7152I wish I found that side quest

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

@@mutantraze3681 ehhh I want to go down the crow sidequests but they dont get close enough for me to pull of the game mechanic

[@cottonmouth6369]

@@themenacingpenguin.7152you just need to be patient. Some side quests take longer than others. Like Geese, crows also recognize faces. 👆🏽see above story regarding a peace pact

[@klemsnslabge]

They're everywhere in German parks. Not once, I have seen one being aggressive towards humans.

[@butterqueen767]

As a Canadian, I can confirm this is where we store our anger.

[@funnyman7905]

As a fellow Canadian, I can confirm this is indeed true.

[@sabsab878]

It all makes sense now

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

I've heard your anger is delicious, but never had a chance to taste it myself.

[@butterqueen767]

@@Disgruntled_Dave well it’s your lucky day

[@rtjf1755]

It all makes sense now

[@huy4957]

Absolutely horrendous creatures, their hollow bones filled with anger and hate, necks of snakes and sounds of the devil, I love them

[@Maggie66112]

Ye

[@MP-ic3li]

Your comment confuses me, I fully understand your point.

[@michealdey3516]

Yeah but if we have anything like it in india.....we daily cooking it..,..😁😁

[@bucca2]

Micheal Dey They would probably just avoid humans then, they’re pretty smart. And unless you bring a gun, it is VERY hard to get ahold of them.

[@michealdey3516]

@@bucca2 we dont need any type of gun to hunt them....we have such a great slingshot 😉......another things oftentimes they are attacking to human , swan, geese , goose etc. Thats mean they are not avoid human also not affraid

[@zeta970]

"Canada geese were once a protected species" And then we learned

[@andymendivil183]

Key word *O N C E*

[@Ch-ew9tm]

@@andymendivil183 ah i see you are a man of culture as well

[@Rockysnappzz]

Me in my car: ... 🦆: 👁️👅👁️ The radio: Charli XCX, Let's ride

[@jamiehughes5573]

It's worse since Canadian geese migrate to the UK as well

[@andymendivil183]

@@Ch-ew9tm ;^)

[@bunsenn5064]

I recently found out that geese are unconditionally, with NO exception, afraid of the sound of a Craftsman S205 chainsaw starting up. Every time I turn it on, every goose within audible range, no matter how angry, immediately stops what they’re doing, gets up, and flies away. It’s just a consistent thing.

[@Malacite]

So the mighty 🐍 🐔 had a weakness after all...

[@kylepope1186]

I'll just hang a revving chainsaw nearby whenever I wanna fish off the dock. Thanks for the tip.

[@TheMsdos25]

*Doom music intensifies*

[@Shade_Dragon]

There's a story here

[@ThatsMrPencilneck2U]

I don't have wings, but should I hear the sound of a Craftsman S205 chainsaw behind me, I am certain I could fly.

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Bout 10 years ago I remember reading an article about a drug dealer who used geese to protect his weed plants.

[@Shaggy-lu6dz]

Sounds like something i would do.

[@TheDecree93]

Shaggy420 user name checks out

[@WoobooRidesAgain]

It's actually not all that uncommon for drug dealers to use geese as guard animals. They aren't necessarily used as attack animals though. Most of the time, they're used as ad-hoc alarms, because when geese see something they don't like, they'll honk like crazy.

[@JesseDanLee]

Was it Ricky LaFleur?

[@Shaggy-lu6dz]

@@WoobooRidesAgain i dont think its all that uncommon depending where you are in the world to just have a few guard geese regardless if you sell weed or not.

[@treblebat]

When i was like 5, a goose bit me. My dad was like "it didn't hurt. geese don't have teeth." Well, guess what, Tim. They may not have teeth, but they have serrated knives for mouths. Shit hurt man....

[@1379andre]

Hahaha you called him Tim

[@Maggie66112]

They actually Have teeth.... You send a goose's mouth? It's nightmare fuel

[@1379andre]

@@Maggie66112 i know i watched the video lol its pretty fucked

[@jetrickgordo4026]

Do the spikes get stuck on your flesh? Cause that's worse for me.

[@bigsam8597]

@@1379andre I've seen It in real life. I sometimes feed the White Chinese Geese at my local park, they got sharp teeth, but if you hand feed them they'll be gentle enough.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

"Canada's military sucks. They barely have an air force!" *[distant honking slowly grows louder]*

[@heenalusurf2500]

This is the most underrated comment i’ve ever read hahaha

[@henrynguyen8916]

And then the geese nation attacked

[@KiteoHatto]

"you've said your last sorry"

[@gemstar3824]

Top tier comment! 😆

[@wm_9640]

Cracking up 💀

[@kristacalai9773]

I once had a white goose imprint on me and while it was very sweet and loving towards me, he was very territorial and would try to wreck anyone within six feet of me. He would even try to follow me onto my school bus thus blocking traffic a few times. Ahhh I miss you, Elmer.

[@Macabresque]

What happened to him?

[@themalcahtwinz4743]

@@Macabresquething got run over 🤣

[@handfulmousefly]

@@Macabresque I mean, geese don't live super long so he probably died of old age

[@crazyelfprincess]

My mom had a goose imprint on her. He didn't like my dad, and attacked him. And that's why we generally have goose for Christmas.

[@Diego-gg1rc]

@@crazyelfprincess ;_ ;

[@veramae4098]

Born 1952. There had been fear Canadian geese were going extinct. Much earlier (before my birth) a guy named Jack Miner stepped up; but I remember people talking about it. Established feeding grounds, started banding birds, keeping records that formed the basis of the U.S. / Canadian migratory bird treaty. He was very successful. Maybe too successful!

[@DavidLeon140m3]

and he voted for PET

[@batshitcrazy757]

So now we know who’s fault it is

[@shattered115]

From endangered to invasive.

[@BlackAlbaFF]

jack miner :skull:

[@Kumi12341]

As a child I had half a loaf of wonder bread. No geese around so I went to the kind and polite ducks. Just as I dug my hand in for a slice....I heard the honking behind me, dive bombing me. You’d think a bear was chasing me, but nope, it was the hoard of feathers closing in. And all I could hear behind the incessant honking was my mom yelling, “DROP THE BREAD!!!”.

[@spookdeville7916]

Bruh I just literally laughed out loud😭💀💀💀💀

[@cantthinkofagoodname.6467]

This made me laugh IRL! 😄My parents told me a very similar story that happened to my sister when she was a little child.

[@ThePlanet3ater]

The bread ain’t worth your body never being found

[@bobcabbit6343]

Had a similar story with seagulls. They were terrifying enough without being geese.

[@hotaru8309]

Bread is bad to feed birds, because besides nutrition problems, it causes algae blooms in lakes and rivers, killing huge amounts of fish and occasionally killing all the fish and animals like frogs in a lake. The water goes dead. Except, bacteria multiplies.

[@nimascolari1508]

I have a 40kg Northern Inuit dog. A white goose chased us both for 15 minutes. Every time it stopped to catch its breath we did too. Then he'd chase us again. It was a Mexican standoff. This thing was like the terminator. We'll never forget that day

[@triciaandjonjones2001]

🤣

[@silverhawkscape2677]

Sounds like something out of a Cartoon

[@GothamThotSlayer]

😭😭😭

[@Evasiv]

just go kick it, its a bird. theres 7,000,000 other geese who are assholes

[@sierraholt4600]

Lord I cannot 😂😂

[@danksanchez4324]

Animal: breathes Geese: *you’re about to be live’nt*

[@VieraXXII]

What!? 😂😂

[@tameronica]

The goose made the animal aliven't

[@deluxe_tron5543]

I love this comment.....

[@blursedfly3504]

Fox: *NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT*

[@crushedavocado203]

For thou art ded

[@Wireman68]

Love when the honkers fly over, honking.

[@HaganeNoGijutsushi]

"They were once protected" Then we figured out they could damn well protect themselves without our help.

[@Tyler-fm1ke]

We protected them in the past, our first mistake with them

[@Wet_sheen]

Underrated comment

[@theblocksays]

It's that Anna Paquin movie, "Fly Away Home"s fault, propaganda I tells ya!

[@adamwarlock59]

LMFAO

[@k-peezy2723]

@Him Him It's known as February down here, aka "unlimited season". But point still stands

[@Trashcat_Surplus]

I love the fact that Animalogic is up to date on memes

[@jamalsalads]

It’s a web series?

[@divaowu7469]

*Yeeeeeeeeeassssss*

[@DBT1007]

it's not

[@kingcobra7183]

I believe you meant to say lI’m glad Danielle Dafoe is up to date on the dank memes that are trending on the world wide web”

[@thegmanaj6792]

"Up to date" that meme is at least a year old xD

[@maelstrom3002]

“And put your rake in the lake” I understood that reference.

[@Mr.CliffysWorld]

I didn't . Lol . How about lettin' some of us idiots in on it lol I did not get the reference yet oddly I somehow feel I should and will feel stupid when I hear it . Lol ✌

[@maelstrom3002]

Christopher Ressler it’s from a dunkey video and also untitled goose game

[@corvusnocturne]

RAKE IN THE LAKE RAKE IN THE LAKE

[@GrimlockOU]

RAKE IN DA LAKE RAKE IN DA LAKE

[@beckybishop4371]

@@Mr.CliffysWorld I know it from the untitled goose game. It's essentially a game where you play as an a**hole goose and ruin peoples picnics and stuff

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Normal birds: Are you guys flying south for the winter or what? Geese: HAHAHONK!

[@tomjames9674]

The Canada goose is the most widespread goose species in the uk. I'm convinced this is how Canada chose to get revenge on the British. The Royal Air Force was no match for the Canada goose.

[@thatonecanadianguy6523]

What about us? We get screwed even harder, since this is where the vast majority live. There's a whole flock that lives next to the liquor store I do security at, and sometimes they shit on random peeople coming into the store while perched on the roof.

[@fendy5124]

@@thatonecanadianguy6523 mustve been one bad day to be shat on by geese LMAO

[@thatonecanadianguy6523]

@@fendy5124 LOL, you're telling me!

[@golwenlothlindel]

Collies are the best way I’ve seen for dealing with Canada geese. My father’s employer had a problem with them since their offices were located in an industrial park with acres of lawns. They hired a local farmer and his collies to keep the geese away from the buildings and sidewalks. It works pretty well. Geese are very smart and will learn, and collies can be very persuasive.

[@jonathanma9115]

i saw a litteral flock of what 20 or 10 geese in the school field just chillin and we had to look with envy as the geese took a major playing part of the school

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

Swan: lust Duck: gluttony Goose: wrath

[@Neobahamutfr36]

Peacock : pride Magpie : greed

[@cinquine1]

Guess you've never encountered a swan's wrath.

[@MichaelHarto]

We're missing sloth and envy

[@IAmRelXL]

Revised List: Pride: Eagle Wrath: Goose Greed: Magpie Envy: Seagull Gluttony: Duck Lust: Swan Sloth: Buzzard

[@Potato_Sama]

@@Neobahamutfr36 magpies are dick when mating here in Australia

[@shadesilverwing592]

"Why are Canadians so nice?" Well you see once a year on Canada day we hold a ritual where we channel all our bad energy into the Canada goose. Sorry"

[@3726-c3p]

I used to chase these things around and I have never gotten pecked

[@albertluttig1974]

The one time they skipped the ritual was the reason why the Germans fear them during the First World War

[@TheCanadiangirl4]

Why are you telling the world our secrets Shade?

[@hans-joachimbierwirth4727]

Yeah, once a year... Rest of the time you channel all your bad energy into Jordan Peterson.

[@peteandrepete528]

It's too bad that Canada's air force has to fly south for the winter LOL.

[@blahdblah0007]

Midwest. Black lab, now passed away. Possibly the best day of her life was when I finally got fed up enough with Canada geese and unleashed her. One dog, 100+ geese fooling around, and an epic cavalry charge. Geese may not fear some things but a black lab is one of them. RIP my dear.

[@papajavaleri]

"...one the most feared animal by city slicker..." Me-Looks out the window at the brown bear failing to get the chains off of the garbage bin.

[@maxcarterrambling]

Pffffffft

[@GG-kn2se]

Yeah that’s what happens when people destroy their habitats

[@bring6not12]

@@GG-kn2se it's funny cause you probably live in a city

[@Maggie66112]

@@orange_5936 ...why?

[@RizzRoss9001]

@@bring6not12 And? That doesn't invalidate his point.

[@tiffanyjones14]

I love how they confidently waddle into the road, knowing full well that everyone will stop.

[@JMS849]

I wouldn't

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

@@JMS849 monster

[@michaelfried3123]

I don't. You gotta kill a few in front of the rest for them to get the point...I see dead geese all over around my town because people around here don't play no more.

[@m1sty033]

@@Thunderchild-gz4gc saying someone is a monster for stopping monsters.

[@billcipherproductions1789]

@@JMS849 That's illegal in Canada.

[@MazdaTiger]

they say "feathered dinosaurs are not scary" i guess they never experienced being attacked by geese

[@patricksarama4963]

Geese are dinosaurs

[@Gabriel-zx3ge]

@@patricksarama4963 That's what he meant

[@sergeantsonso3490]

if a goose scares you, then it doesnt take much to scare you.

[@someone.6259]

@@patricksarama4963 yeah they are avian-dinosaurs that survived the extinction so technically dinosaurs never whent extinct

[@Shoikan06]

@@sergeantsonso3490 Yea, they're pretty much all show. If one charges you and you just don't move, it will stop. If it doesn't you give it a medium strength kick and it will stop.

[@whytebearconcepts]

I worked in an urban irrigation project for a few years and we had a lot of geese and ducks. The old timers carried spray bottles with a diluted mixture of water and ammonia with them, when the geese got aggressive they would spray the attackers on the chest of back with the smelly stuff. They would immediately stop and retreat. After a while the aggressive birds learned to avoid the guys with the bottles.

[@szlerpy8322]

I just realized that the “f” in goose stands for friendly!

[@Thedapperwolf.]

The (F) is just really really really really really REAAAAAAALLY silent.

[@caroljo420]

Goofe?

[@boneyexpress7302]

Omg I didnt knew that, I'm gonna tell this to everyone :0

[@firstnamesurname2482]

Wait, there's no "F" in goose Ohhhhh....

[@rustyshackleford6693]

How is this not the top comment

[@ExoticTrico]

We had a pet goose named Flipper. We found her as an egg and let our chickens do the work. She was the sweetest goose I've ever had. Whenever you fed her she was so careful , and on top of that she'd follow you around with her best friend (a chicken she got attached to.) On the last few weeks of her life she learned how to get on our porch and constantly honk till we came out and pet her/feed her. A tiny bit ago we lost her, and never found her. She never seemed interested in the geese flying overhead so we believe the cougar nearby got her. RIP Flipper, you will live forever in our hearts.

[@Gigadramon6]

My condolences on your loss.

[@MP-vc4nu]

She was called by Canadian Army to be in service. 90% of Canadian Air Force and Commandos are made out of Gooses.

[@crackhead2able]

I have Flipper, and her 50 friends would you like her back with the friends?

[@ExoticTrico]

@@crackhead2able Aha, I wish! Once we drove out 3 hours to meet someone who had found a goose who had the same personality/sweetness/habits as flipper. Unfortunately it was not her

[@lepidoptery]

the honking probably attracted the wrong type of attention 😢

[@DeNihility]

Canada: The Cobra-Chicken is one of our national animals.

[@spacekid9680]

COBRA-CHICKEN

[@moonlight_mylk]

I do not like the cobra-chicken

[@Stellar12316]

I thought only my friends and I called it that

[@Stellar12316]

7 million birds an how many people are around ? Not really a fair fight really ?

[@CraniumCannibal]

Step mom has cobra chicken. That's awesome

[@dustinh4175]

I have fed and befriended them and have become the geesemaster. They are now my mighty army that no one will dare challenge.

[@girlofthevalley69469]

I'm starting to as well. Started with one. Now I have 6 !

[@dustinh4175]

@@girlofthevalley69469 I salute you

[@bennyslegoanimations5834]

I've also taken up this feat. Although daring, it it certainly worth it.

[@SuperBC1975]

"Geese: Peace Was Never an Option." Don't mess with them or it's your goose that will be cooked.

[@thepackofwasabibeans]

Peace: Geese was never an option.

[@ingridc0ld]

😂

[@delancyj67]

Please see yourself out.

[@jordanhunt8608]

@Ross Otto love me some KeyBoard Warriors

[@prcervi]

grab 'em by the neck and toss for ample retreat time it won't hurt the goose, they've really tough necks for some reason

[@JBX07]

An unprovoked goose: *angry hissing*

[@JazzTheChameleon]

Omg one hissed at me once and I was like "wtf man, I did nothing to you!"

[@jordanosb7676]

Jazz The Chameleon I’ve had one walk up to me while I sitting at a bench and it hissed at me, like what? You were 20 feet away and I’ve been here for like 5 minutes already

[@JazzTheChameleon]

@@jordanosb7676 hahahaha, that's so funny! Its like "I don't appreciate your existence" xD

[@misskate3815]

So i used to be scared of the hissing, then i noticed something. They hiss when they ask for food. So now i either ignore the hissing or give them food.

[@Ryfinius]

I was feeding a family of Canadian geese but that didn't stop the parents from hissing at me.

[@Jesse__H]

Geese are a strange case. We fear them _because_ they're beautiful and fragile. Yes, the goose knows we're not frickin mosters - that we're not just gonna grab an attacking goose by the neck and smash it. And it takes advantage of this ... and bullies us with impunity.

[@kennymccormickprofessional5999]

I will most definitely grab a goose by the neck and smash it if it hurts me bad enough

[@hotcrazycatladyme168]

Does eating them make us monsters? Because it's kind of a tradition in many places across Canada. So yeah, we would be likely to grab an attacking goose by the neck and smash it, lol. grab, smash, shake then bake. :) p.s I didn't know that anyone feared geese until watching this video... I did however notice the poop. It's kinda hard to miss.

[@ilikecheese4518]

i will still tie a knot in a goose’s neck if it comes at me

[@foxhound963]

1)Those necks are harder to brake the you might think 2) If you just posture aggressively back at an attacking goose, it will usually back off unless you are a small child.

[@foxhound963]

*break, not brake.

[@BaHkoE]

"I don't want peace,I want problems always"

[@chuan813]

Being chased by a goose as a child is one of the most horrifying experiences that I would not wish on my worst enemies

[@Druggy-Doggo]

I hear you. As children a goose can definitely put run you and when it catches you it’s game over 👊

[@SheilaPatterson]

I now believe that Canadian Geese are the direct descendants of Velociraptors.

[@ezfail]

an entire flock of geese chased me and my mother when i was younger. *it caught up to our four wheeler*

[@brianhong5070]

That was me. At one point I had to start taking bread crumbs with me to the park as a payment for me not to get chased

[@pieceoftrash184]

@@SheilaPatterson well all birds descended from therapods and velociraptors are therapods

[@bucca2]

The chances of being attacked by a goose are low, *but never zero.*

[@MrNickelbrille]

When you came to my bosses place "HIM" would explain what low is :-)

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

@Shovan picchi By break it to the BBQ you mean bring it to the BBQ..?

[@anthonydesroches785]

Yea, come where I'm at I'll take you to a few places and test that theory!!!!!! Lol

[@groovybeans7849]

The chances of being attacked by a goose are not low.

[@anthonydesroches785]

@GÖÖSË hi

[@christopherherr7561]

I took my sister's little dog for a walk and it realllly wanted to harass a Canadian goose it saw. I held it back and told it: "Bud, I promise you this is not a fight you want."

[@michaelbuckers]

Fun fact: geese fly in V-formation because their wingtips generate spinning vortices, and by positioning oneself in exactly correct spot behind the leader, the follower goose can ride the updraft of that vortex - which is a lot less physical effort to stay airborne. Headwind resistance is actually slightly more, because the leader pushes the air backwards and the follower has to fly through that, but being in the updraft more than makes up for it. Due to the same effect geese can sometimes enter formations beside moving vehicles with particular aerodynamics.

[@ericthompson3982]

I was chased by a flock of geese for 2 blocks when I was 16, no joke. Never run so hard in my life.

[@Oxnate]

If only baseball bats had been invented back then.

[@HoneyBadgerVideos]

You didn't happen to run southward did you?

[@ericthompson3982]

@@HoneyBadgerVideos It was in a generally southerly direction within my neighborhood, now that you mention it.

[@HoneyBadgerVideos]

@@ericthompson3982 and were they also flying in V formation? :p

[@ericthompson3982]

@@HoneyBadgerVideos They were running. As was I.

[@o0bookwyrmknight0o]

“They will chase you out of your own garden and put your rake in the lake” Ayyyyyee!

[@Sunspot9522]

Legends says that an ancient Canadian Wizard attempted to remove the evil from his people. He succeeded, but little did he know that the leftover evil would manifest into a twisted waddling devil that would haunt all of humanity for the rest of eternity.

[@DracoInduperator]

LMAO I like that!

[@krissydoll8213]

Dang Wizards! Haha! Don't they know with great power comes great responsibility?

[@DracoInduperator]

@@krissydoll8213 naw only super people need worry about that shit.... 😝

[@minecraft425]

There are reason Canadian can't harm the geese.

[@cezarcatalin1406]

He succeeded... but at what cost ?

[@Donuts_random_stuff]

We have a goose named goose, it isn’t just a goose tho because it’s a special breed with curly feathers and she was the only one of her batch of incubator eggs that hatched She also is best friends with one of our ducks named crumble, it’s so cute how those 2 always hang out together

[@Dano33399]

It’s a Sebastopol (curly feathers).

[@edictzero]

Humans: build parks Geese: it's free real estate

[@alidelatierra]

World and goose habitats: exist peacefully Humans: it's free real estate

[@ventithedrunk9506]

Human: I built a park Geese: OUR park

[@breadthealien]

The four horsebirds of the apocalypse War: Geese Famine: Seagull Disease: Pigeon Death: Crow

[@Kittykat.0]

99% of seagulls are thieves

[@Koldyuki]

Peakock : pride

[@Kittykat.0]

@@Koldyuki Bruh, you died

[@Koldyuki]

@@Kittykat.0 no my child

[@Kittykat.0]

@@Koldyuki oh, ok

[@tipsfedora3714]

Danielle looking like she'll tour me around an art gallery and explain the emotion injected in a Jackson Pollock piece. Lookin badass, love the content as always.

[@markom2928]

Haha, true!

[@aydankhaliq2967]

"that's so deep"

[@datorangeviper]

I have GOOSEbumps

[@darryljack6612]

I remember like 2 years ago, i was at my college, we have a bunch of them here in PA and their waste is everywhere at the campus. I was just sitting on a bench near the lake, waiting for my next class to start. I was eating a poptart and out of no where it just landed on the bench by me. And it just stared at me for like a minute, it wasnt looking at me but my food, i decided not to risk it, to just sit the poptart down and back away. As soon as i backed away it took the poptart and flew away, i didnt want the smoke, and i feared for my life.

[@Kevin-fj5oe]

Wise decision

[@aronchangepfp6643]

This this is near death n life situatuion

[@latashawalker49]

Dayuuuum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darryljack6612]

@Amc547 Warlord The way the bench was designed it had more than enough room. Also while i exaggerate on the kill part, i definitely wouldnt take my chances. I would lose that fight.

[@dinosoarskill17]

just grab it by the neck and snap it..?

[@mable90shaynne]

My 6'3 factory working, long bearded brother is still scared of geese after being chased by a Canada goose around the park when he was about 4.

[@squidwurdiered1445]

I don’t blame him, I’d be scared too😬

[@misssincere5762]

Well, Damn! 😳

[@Va11idus]

I had 30 or so of them as pets when I was a kid. I can't imagine being afraid of them.

[@litobrigante1413]

I'm 6'4 and I'm motivated to see where these Geese hearts are at😂 Wish me luck

[@euphoricnotes3409]

You don’t stand a chance.

[@marcopohl4875]

"Dinosaurs with feathers aren't scary" Geese: *Peace was never an option*

[@SharksandDinos]

Swan: Game on *Demonically laughs.*

[@jamy306]

Velociraptor crying in the corner

[@marcopohl4875]

@@SharksandDinos I like your name and profile pic

[@airplanenut89]

More like Geese: So you have chosen death.

[@ezraf.7759]

Ever wondered why most pictures of penguins are shown with their mouths closed?

[@johnguill6129]

Growing up in southeastern Virginia, the Canada Geese migrated back and forth. Now they stay year round. I read an article a couple of years ago that some Americans concerned about the Canada Goose might become endangered, so they raised many of them domestically. This, as well as the vast number of detention ponds built in housing areas, have contributed to these Canada Geese not migrating.

[@MrManDiller]

I like to imagine that Velociraptors acted much like the Canadian geese

[@Chesemiser]

No the velociraptor doesn't have the power to have such wrath

[@m1sty033]

@@Chesemiser You’re right.

[@TerryDeG]

Did you notice Danielle was calling them Canada Geese. That's what their real name is. I have to try to remeber that all the time along with calling a bunch of geese a gaggle instead of a flock.

[@urlocalscp8624]

Alternative Title: Geese:Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk

[@VieraXXII]

😂😂😂

[@Sue_Me_Too]

The "bonk" is when I knock its head off with a golf club: geese are delicious on the rotisserie.

[@masterxicon2453]

@@Sue_Me_Too Geese attack you. You with a hold club: Oh how the turntables

[@Sue_Me_Too]

@@masterxicon2453 Buahahahaha Exactly

[@Sue_Me_Too]

@Hand on my lighter for legal reasons you have to say "I feared for my life, it was coming right at me!"

[@redDL89]

"...chase you out of the garden, and put your rake in the lake..." I understood that reference.

[@vauneoso3292]

😂😂😂

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

Lock a doofus in a phone both.

[@masonprisco3782]

My dumbass heard that and was like "huh...I guess they do that a lot and thats why its in that goose game." ...and then the smart part of my brain slapped the stupid part.

[@edwardzignot2681]

There are a bunch of artificial streams in my apartment complex that are filled with ducks year round. During the goose season (like right now) it's filled with Canadian Honkers too. I can't walk out of my door without one on the roof honking, or a pair of them with five or so goslings between them on the narrow walkways, hissing at everyone that comes close. I like em and don't care, it's like I live next to the river year round, I've woken up to geese on my porch harassing my cat through the sliding glass door and wouldn't change a thing!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Canada geese: *Aggressive and peace was never an option* Canada human: *Sorry, I'm too nice*

[@bigdapramirez6157]

Why not just Canadian?

[@rubyrubex1591]

We, Canadian, participate yearly in a ritual where we channel our hatred towards humanity inside of the geese as they are vessels that are already used to the amount of hatred channeled.

[@shilohmerilan9858]

I'm not gonna say it, not again W h y a r e y o u e v e r y w h e r e

[@alventuradelacruz522]

The Geese species enslaved canadians

[@coal159]

Canadian geese here are legit SOO un aggressive that you can chase the entire flock and none of them fight back

[@danielhale1]

Geese: *SO UNCOMMON FOR THE PREY TO COME TO US* Me: I brought yum yums! Geese: *THE ANCIENT ALLIANCE STILL STANDS YOU SHALL PASS*

[@augustuslunasol10thapostle]

Geese get yum Yums humans get to pass

[@abbyalphonse499]

Is this a reference?

[@danielhale1]

@@abbyalphonse499 Not to anything specific. I kinda had in mind ancient pacts made with dragons/demons etc in stories. Normally they'd kill/consume you on sight, but you know the specific words/ritual/bloodline to invoke your ancestors' old pact and they're bound to honor it. :P

[@abbyalphonse499]

@@danielhale1 Gotcha.

[@0bstinacy]

LOL so true

[@kyu_cat]

Me: NO FEAR *animalogic shows teethy beak* Me: ONE FEAR

[@frederickateng3779]

Well its even scarier: teethy tongue

[@spacekid9680]

I already have anxiety

[@Silver5kull]

KyuCat: I fear no thing, except that *thing* geese: **exist** KyuCat: It scares me.

[@karikling6751]

Idk, I bike through gaggles of geese regularly in Philly, and they're some of the chillest birds I've seen. They rarely do anything other than look at me like "what's up"?

[@mr.cyclops6725]

"For Canada Geese, Peace Was Never an Option." Me: *She said it, she said the thing.*

[@arborealmole8079]

She also said they will put your rake in the lake which is a reference to the untitled goose game

[@coolboy4410]

Ok but why does Hiyoko have an M60

[@cerberusloyalist5038]

say the line bart!

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

Predictabo!

[@Quiet_Void]

Canada is literally the IRL version of that game

[@fernandomelo2421]

There are roughly 7 million Canada Geese in Ottawa, nevermind North America.

[@1snorelax]

If you got a problem with canadian gooses then you got a problem with me I suggest you let that marinate !

[@possessedaerosol8343]

They could easily take over

[@SobrietyandSolace]

They;re all over England

[@Awsme]

This made my day

[@couldntthinkofaname1804]

1snorelax geeses!!!

[@venonat80]

1:50 I like how Canadian Geese were introduced. “If you were ever attacked by Geese in North America; it was probably a Canada Goose”. Lol

[@KamalasNotLikeUs]

They’re also introduced as black and aggressive. Anti-black goose racism

[@eilissmith8591]

As a tiny child I was chased by a flock of geese, in a neighbours field, I now treat them with the utmost respect and a bit of fear.

[@divaowu7469]

*omg, she just said the meme...* *P e a c e W a s N e v e r A n O p t i o n*

[@acrohasatablespoon1408]

she does that with every thumbnail omfg

[@divaowu7469]

*OH-..Oh... 😳*

[@acrohasatablespoon1408]

@@igamez2030 wtf

[@Dexuz]

@@igamez2030 wtf

[@divaowu7469]

@@igamez2030, *Y e s*

[@MandaloreTheReclaimer]

My girlfriend and I were walking around our neighborhood once, as we passed the pond for no reason at all a goose flew straight at us honking, my girlfriend decided the best course of action was to crouch down with her hands over her head instead of running away, not wanting to leave her I ran towards the goose and punched him in the chest while he was in still in the air, he fell down and walked back to the water keeping his eye on me. I think there was a sort of mutual respect between us in the moments after.

[@sneakyninja2773]

Bro im dead😂😂😂

[@erlw___]

hahahah

[@dubbyu4286]

🤣

[@EnjoysScritches]

RESPECT

[@uk9383]

In europe we have swans and they are harmless

[@slimnicki]

Miss my goose. Rescued him as an orphan and he flew south a few years ago. YOU'RE MY BOY FRANKIE I LOVE YOU

[@MrFujin]

I think that goose was shot down by goose hunters lol.

[@michaelcerda5514]

@@MrFujin fujin you're such a great person I'm sure your parents love you

[@MrFujin]

@@michaelcerda5514 bruh

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

@@MrFujin a few years ago I did go goose hunting..........

[@zachcramond3252]

Yeah I don't think that goose is alive anymore, they often return to their birthplace to nest every year. Unless they went to their new lifelong mates place.

[@PS1212]

Remember, this is the thing that taught Canadians to say sorry

[@NaTaS-]

When I was 6 I was attacked by a Canadian goose... and I bonked it on the head with a stick and it let out the most confused honk ever. Looked and me a walked away honking up a storm.

[@-personne--nobody-3752]

You sure that wasn't a Karen?

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@jogger lotsofcrime bro you sound like a karen

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@jogger lotsofcrime that doesn’t change that you sound like a Karen

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@jogger lotsofcrime stop changing the subject

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@jogger lotsofcrime well Karen’s are quite annoying

[@adamFIVE88]

I work in a steel yard at nights alone, and there are 3 geese that walk around the steel yard. At first they would make honking sounds letting me know I got too close (I can't always see them in the dark) but now they let me walk within half a foot from them, it's insane. Edit: now there are 4 geese, and 9 goslings... I had no idea they crapped that much man! It's every where!!!

[@NocnaGlizda]

Do you get any bonus from your boss for working in a dangerous environment?

[@tosanhaku]

They wait till you close enough to attack and eat your gut

[@adamFIVE88]

@@NocnaGlizda hazard pay is included.

[@abayomiakingbala5063]

You had "69" likes a while ago. Nothing lasts forever pal 😁

[@johnransom1146]

They are really good at guarding

[@ratsmacker693]

Geese: frick you, peace was never an option Human: bread Geese: understandable have a nice day

[@dudeman1094]

Human...gives bread Goose...offering accepted

[@nonstoppugly]

this is funny but just to be clear bread is pretty bad for birds, don’t feed it to them

[@adammoore4812]

Human: gibs 🍞 Goose: your execution has been postponed... For now

[@fiend652]

@@nonstoppugly thats why people should feed them bread those little shits gotta die

[@andy13]

😂

[@myleswelnetz6700]

I fear no bird, but that thing? It scares me.

[@Alias_Anybody]

Funfact: At least among domesticated grey geese, only the females honk.

[@striderwhiston9897]

Probably only for the domesticated grey geese, the geese down at the river are male and they honk.

So basically the goose in "Untitled Goose Game" is a strong female character! NOW THAT MAKES SENSE, SO MUCH MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION!

[@Istrianprincess]

Dmitry Granicin strong independent woman

[@striderwhiston9897]

@ it does say untitled goose game and not untitled gander game

[@upshitdownshit4200]

@@striderwhiston9897 gander.

[@yoboikamil525]

Goose : Attack : 3 Speed : 6 HP : 4 Stealth : 1 Defense : 1 Intimidation : 99+

[@gloryfire2161]

Stealth 1?.....don't you know an untitled goose game? 5

[@Maggie66112]

Attack: 879786

[@Computernerd002]

I have geese, they can be pretty sneaky

[@KristenRobertskris10lr]

A fellow fan of tier zoo perhaps?

[@yoboikamil525]

@@KristenRobertskris10lr yes

[@petersmythe6462]

"they travel in huge gaggles of up to a million birds" Captain Sully: *N O*

[@DefenderofFuture]

LMAO

[@huemanbean8499]

👍👍😅😅

[@EM.1]

US Airways next meal choices: -Baked goose -Goose stew Naturally cooked, free range and biological food, environmental friendly, fresh ingredients (not frozen). May contain feathers or bones.

[@blehmleper]

DEAD BAHAHAHA

[@julius855]

Gooser-Remover

[@3p1cand3rs0n]

i'm pretty sure a small flock of Canada Gooses 🇨🇦 were walking down our street in rural Tennessee a few days ago. i was both frightened and awed that such fearsome and majestic beasts would allow my passage. i'm not afraid to admit that i quivered. it was quiversome, for reals.

[@beatsmario8474]

'We protected them, but they betrayed us. Bring back the foxes!'

[@davidsprott3216]

nah just start eating them.

[@albinakemet]

Canada geese are still legally protected with legal protection under the Migratory Bird Act of MCMXIV under federal law you cannot legally hurt ,kill,injure,harm,maim,assault ,batter ,poach illegally hunt Canada geese you can still legally hunt Canada geese during the legal hunting season during the fiscal year if you do so you are violating federal law,the Migratory Bird Act of MCMXIV it is a federal crime, illegal criminal unlawful act ,deed ,misconduct, conduct ,under penalty ,violation of law ,federal law ,federal codes ,federal guidelines , federal regulations, federal guides , federal statutes look up the Migratory Bird Act of MCMXIV and federal law ,federal guidelines federal ,guides ,federal codes ,federal regulations ,federal statutes before posting misinformation.

[@thecrok3205]

@@albinakemet all he did was was make a joke

[@NeovenatorGuy]

@@albinakemet all he did was make a simple joke and you felt like writing a whole paragraph

[@Ryleeman54number2]

@@albinakemet this is true with hunting in general

[@BrendanRiley]

I got attacked multiple times by Canada geese in Oxford where I did my Master's. I felt like they knew I was Canadian and wanted to take out all their rage on me.

[@callinater6133]

Didn’t know the UK had Canadian geese

[@paulhackett796]

@@callinater6133 yup tried to feed ducks whilst camping like 60 geese came started trying to rip the wings of the ducks and eat the food

[@jenv9782]

Cute!

[@badgers1975]

@@callinater6133 yep loads of em nowhere is safe, and Egyptian geese which are actually a giant mutant duck but equally irritable if they have goslings.

[@TSnowy23]

@@jenv9782 Yo Brendan, Jen V sent those geese after you LoL. Next time you gotta hang out with me. Geese never attacked me, BUT I gotta admit, it's funny when they chase people

[@teelesynclair5902]

I love pet goose George's videos. He's very sweet and loving, he walks beside his owner Bob happily honking away. He's very well behaved too, like he can be around people and doesn't cause any problems. Not heard him hiss even once

[@martgoorts7801]

You'd be surprised, but the canada goose can also be found in the netherlands. There are a lot of them next to a cycling path i used to use to get to work, and in the spring they would constantly attack any cyclist riding there.

[@ForsakenPixel]

I was honestly expecting the joke my teacher told me back in middle school about the "V" formation. It went something along the lines of.."Have you ever seen geese fly in a 'V' formation and pondered why one side is much longer than the other? Well, scientists too were curious, after months of scientific research they finally reached a conclusion. They've concluded that the longer side had more geese." XD

[@pikachu5647]

are you Japanese?

[@IAmRelXL]

Gold, Pure Gold😂😂😂😂😂

[@andy13]

*”V” is for VIOLENCE*

[@user-us5kq2yv3e]

@@pikachu5647 Why does it matter mate ?

[@christopherbako]

I like that!

[@professorsimosuchus7954]

when she said "the grey geese mate for life and canada geese..." i swore that shae was gonna say canada gueese mate for death

[@nothing-2-c]

I was today years old when I realised that people purposefully created the phrase ‘duck-duck-goose’ because geese will literally chase people down like rabid children.

[@jryanez6688]

Bruh. You're woke. 😂 I never thought of that

[@chloeisqueenofgachaclub5597]

And ducks are more calm and won't chase you

[@568843daw]

The Canadian Goose makes a fabulous watchdog. Simply fabulous.

[@Hollyucinogen]

Some people up here apparently used to use them as guard dogs. (Guard geese? 🧐)

[@patrickkartes8930]

If multiple geese start attacking you just grab 2 by their neck and use them as a weapon against the others trust me

[@simplypink8375]

use em like nunchucks

[@patrickkartes8930]

@@simplypink8375 I see u are a man of great intellect

[@pinkshirlz7544]

You have made my day this is hilarious

[@omars365moments]

@@pinkshirlz7544 ikr

[@stevencross3572]

Lmao the trust me got me

[@Spineless-Lobster]

As a Canadian, I can confirm that we channel all of our hate into the geese through an annual ritual.

[@rosegold973]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh lord 😭

[@dumoulin11]

This is true.

[@Superbug-tf8zy]

@@dumoulin11 it is.

[@Chaos89P]

Goose season, Christmas dinner, or have your dogs scare them into the sky?

[@YujiUedaFan]

Then maybe you should stop killing swans. The UK doesn't have issues with geese, because swans are there to keep them in check.

[@frankbebey3933]

"You loveable jerks". Gonna giggle about that for a bit. Love the show!

[@mattdeblassmusic]

Overly Sarcastic Productions did Vikings, Animalogic did Geese, my subscriptions this morning are all about terrifying raiders from the North

[@RHKang-hl3ps]

I literally watched OSP's video before this.

[@emperium108]

Guess I know what I am watching next.

[@rqijjn2802]

"I fear no man" *Sees a Goose with a knife* "But that thing..." "It scares me...."

[@jimlaw8199]

Nobody: Goose: * angry hissing * Still nobody: Goose: So, you have chosen...death.

[@richcampoverde]

Zodanga the predator city moving across barsoom draining all life

[@uversusog4495]

Jimbo Lawless lol

[@MrNickelbrille]

:-) They would if they could ;-)

[@richcampoverde]

@@MrNickelbrille the city of zodanga saw to that

[@eazythedon54st]

😂😂😂

[@drinny26]

I love geese. Every years hundreds or thousands flock to a local lake near me and they all fly in at the same time. Its so much fun to see.

[@Beef1188]

We have, at home, a pair of white geese, and a dog. The mailman isn't half as much scared of our dog, than he is of our geese.

[@BingQilin]

"It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose."

[@PhazonX]

Canada Geese are a manifestation of all of the negativity Canadians try to suppress.

[@aarspar]

All those bad energy has to go somewhere.

[@emeralddreamscape4842]

Canadian geese are like puppies. They are so cute and sweet. I play with them all the time. I even whistle trained an entire flock. I miss them so much. Honestly I don’t understand why people don’t get along with geese. They are extremely social creatures and so easy to train.

[@tinybarbarian2825]

I cannot describe the fear you feel when being chased by geese as a kid. My dad had to rescue my sister and I and held us like footballs as he full on sprinted away from a flock of geese chasing us.

[@jeez3838]

I’m a grown woman and when my two geese came at me there was no stopping them. The same sweet babies I had raised from goslings turned into demons! I sold those bastards the next day.

[@Jbissful]

@@jeez3838 😂😂

[@sapphiremoonstone939]

@@jeez3838 I would turn them into Foie gras ❤

[@XxdextriousxX]

I remember taking a friend to a park and warning her there are geese but if you walk by and leave them alone they won’t bother you. What I failed to mention is that they hiss so you can imagine her sheer terror 😂

[@alexjgilpin]

Alternative title: The untold true story that "Untitled Goose Game" was based upon.

[@vauneoso3292]

Waiting to see a comment like this

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

Torturing that digital four eyes was disturbingly satisfying.

[@TandJgaming]

I like how geese superpower is “ruining picnics” in the words of jiraya “just barely glorious, but glorious indeed.

[@alternativeuniverse6257]

Canada Goose: Peace Is Never an Option Human: grabs neck human: Omae wa mou shindeiru Canada Goose: nani Human: throws it into the pond

[@iampeachy1188]

This is how memes are born 😂😂😂😂

[@AndreTheDragon]

Heard dat already

[@waluigi3515]

This meme is so damn old...

[@2.PAK.JAVS999]

Funny how everyone seems afraid of these b-17 like birds, since you can kick 'em into oblivion pretty easy lol

[@andy13]

😂