If the money running away from you in the intro is anything to go by then this video will be amazing
@memeemporer113 ай бұрын
*weave*
@raymondwiggins3543 ай бұрын
Yes, the gold became a living creature
@Just_A_Dude3 ай бұрын
The sensible option: Cut down on the number of magnets as magnetism increases. Dex: MOAR MAGNETS!
@idkcbaАй бұрын
Why have less magnets when you can have more?
@seppi1413 ай бұрын
15:52 the "Golden ach man" is my favorite item xD
@iron_ingot_3 ай бұрын
24:46
@Kogworks3 ай бұрын
Magnetism range got buffed so much that everything was literally pulling itself back into the pile before it could fall down
@lechking9413 ай бұрын
OH GOD!
@joeyghostx3 ай бұрын
I think Magnetism range is what breaks the game. Sticking to smaller magnets seem to be the way to go.
@johnspencer2623 ай бұрын
with enough metal it becomes a sentient blob trying to escape the machine 44:47 rip credit card
@Beateau3 ай бұрын
I love that at some point it just becomes sentient and tries to leave what ever way possible.
@lechking9413 ай бұрын
It's the funnist shit in the world.
@eduardog30003 ай бұрын
You don’t need to worry about fluff for the perk that doubles the first item. But it only doubles the first item per turn, not per claw.
@charleslundy75453 ай бұрын
@Dex , A bug with Golden Armor, it can actually kill you. If you have a high amount of HP then loose a good bit, then spend money bringing your HP below zero due to loss of the extra HP level, it will go negative and kill you on the next match.
@lechking9413 ай бұрын
Oh god!
@summonsays26103 ай бұрын
Is that a bug, or a feature?
@crelos35493 ай бұрын
I don't think that's a bug because it makes sense
@charleslundy75453 ай бұрын
@@crelos3549 I think it is a bug because i was alive when i went to the blacksmith and when i loaded the next match i had negative health and died. It's an early release game. They probably haven't seen it yet. They would never do me like that , me and them are like 🤞🏼, lovers even, his mom last night me, dinner, Chardonnay, reading the news paper, pancakes, 401k, Hamptons, mid night snacks. You get the picture. Its obviously a bug, unintentional.
@Pigeon0fDoom3 ай бұрын
Sounds like it does exactly what's on the tin
@anonumus103 ай бұрын
"Stop this bullshit, i need you" Six word poetry ❤❤
@ananass80303 ай бұрын
When someone says that you know it's love❤️❤️❤️
@funnifunnifunni3 ай бұрын
seven actually
@WilkyTheFlyingScotsman3 ай бұрын
the ending had me crying... cause of the pain in your laugh.. felt like you had sleepless nights while making this and started hallucinating thinking the magnets were sentient...
@realgabriel3 ай бұрын
50:13 the ball really trying to escape
@GregDickinson753 ай бұрын
"We don't need physics where we're going!"
@Therevengeforget2 ай бұрын
"Alright, welcome back to the only game where you can make ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS MADE OF GOLD WHICH DESTROY BOTH MY PC AND SANITY, it's Dungeon Clawler"
@charliegarrison96883 ай бұрын
The magnet it the powerhouse of the gold coin cell!
@lechking9413 ай бұрын
And it's the core of the gold cell powering ever whim.
@eduardpeeterlemming3 ай бұрын
Truly "Mom's credit card" experience
@VexieVex3 ай бұрын
Every time magnets are involved, I can't stop laughing at the insanity it does. It's too much. 😆
@GalactaTheDestroyer3 ай бұрын
This is freaking hilarious, i love the blob of gold just YEETING itself + i love your accent, reminds me of Sifd
@Emerald-Fluffie3 ай бұрын
Fluff doesn’t affect what is considered first, only what is considered singular
@guy9903 ай бұрын
Your commentary is so good and funny yet really informative when it needs to be! I never played this game but find it really fascinating pushing this game using all these interesting builds
@megaminernoah93983 ай бұрын
I have a crazy idea for a run: Use count clawcula and go for golden armor and thermometers, it will make it so that you will always heal for 10% of your missing hp because of his passive and you will get so much hp that you will be almost unkillable.
@lechking9413 ай бұрын
Sounds like a gameplan for even me.
@Big_T1733 ай бұрын
"i dont think i need any more gold" you always need more gold
@JeremyFry3 ай бұрын
Happy to see another Dungeon Clawer!!!
@KaiMacros3 ай бұрын
The magnets go wiggle wiggle. They make the gold go jiggle jiggle.
@kaelcastle7003 ай бұрын
Hi Dex, I recently started watching you, and I am really enjoying your video's. Keep up the great work
@phate59562 ай бұрын
Love your content man. Found your channel a few weeks ago and its very entertaining. Especially the few german words or phrases are quite funny if your german as well and can understand it. Keep up the good work and i'm looking forward to more videos
@nicholaszonenberg80233 ай бұрын
I can't help but feel like the credit card just doesn't scale as well as the golden dagger. As by the final boss before endless each golden dagger would be up to 220 damage unupgraded or 440 upgraded while each credit card was only at about 100. Not to mention the gold dagger can be used every turn while the credit card can only be used once. Not sure how much rarity plays into balance as I haven't played the game but I feel like the credit card could be usable each turn without making it OP.
@xuklysc3 ай бұрын
@@nicholaszonenberg8023 it actually was and got nerfed to once per combat which is a questionable decision IMO
@tierinie3 ай бұрын
@@xuklyscjustified nerf on the daggers tbh since they were doing like 190918384774781E+43 type of damage😂😂
@BerryGo.3 ай бұрын
12:10 Nice damage value there, mate.
@DibsAtraiyu3 ай бұрын
I gotta ask since you seem to be enjoying this game. Have you played backpack hero? Similar loop+astetics but instead of claw game it's a storage management/organization rougelike rpg
@crowdsurfpp21923 ай бұрын
I love this game more than I should!
@xBrokenMirror2010x3 ай бұрын
I love the magnets. I hope the devs NEVER fix them floating around. Infact, I hope the devs add a perk explicitly for this weird stuff like "Gold Collected before using your first claw is doubled."
@Zeelian3 ай бұрын
My magnets never do that :( At least not so extremely.
@highdefinist96973 ай бұрын
Credit cards and magnets? Oh wait, now I feel old, because some people watching the video probably don't even know about the issue anymore.
@robertwilkins77143 ай бұрын
I mean, most ppl aren't gonna carry magnets around due to phones I'd imagine but are you meaning how a credit card has a magnetic strip which can be messed up with a magnet? Like how phones can wipe hotel room keys?
@highdefinist96973 ай бұрын
@@robertwilkins7714 Yes. However, magnetic strips haven't been in operation for several years now, so some people probably don't even know anymore that this could be a problem.
@MrEddie46793 ай бұрын
Dude, just wanna say. I have no clue how you do it but it is so nice seeing your videos. You´re a really charming presence and a wonderful entertainer. I really hope all goes well for you, thank you for doing what you do. Take this to heart beacuse you deserve it :) (No simping though, i am poor)
@ithalathegayguy2 ай бұрын
16:56 I love how, AS he's talking about the fluff making the credit card not count as a single item, it gets tripled despite falling in after fluff.
@DexTag2 ай бұрын
If Fluff is on top of the credit card. Credit card fell in last, no Fluff was on top. Or gold, same thing
@bernhard22693 ай бұрын
Lange nicht so viel gelacht, danke Dex!
@Sarah-gp3xh3 ай бұрын
Wie ich jedes mal gelacht hab als das gold sich selbständig gemacht hat, wie geil.
@iron_ingot_3 ай бұрын
24:46 lol it sounds funny out of context
@sofzin227026 күн бұрын
I couldn't not put my finger on it with accents it was until the ach man came. Really nice video and funny tactic.
@jonathanmcnamara20513 ай бұрын
Hey Dex just so you know if you exit midfight and go back in you will be back at the start of the fight you are in and will have different enemies this works on bosses as well
@Ham24brand3 ай бұрын
I keep falling asleep to your videos and then I have to watch them again the next day.
@drakien32143 ай бұрын
No freaking way, that intro man is nuts
@kingcobra47333 ай бұрын
If u get 4 weakening perks, will enemies just die or have 1 hp? Or perhaps its not flat 25%?
@ZFshmN3 ай бұрын
The timing is truly impeccable😂 20:24
@kyne_s3 ай бұрын
This video is so wholesome your laughter is wonderful
@Serriadh3 ай бұрын
The coins pulled your claw to the left. So you worked against the force of magnetism which pulled the coins that were stuck on the right side of the claw.
@Aariion2 ай бұрын
24:20 laws of physics: exist Gold: dont care
@PcItalian3 ай бұрын
Can you try a weaklings run, see if you can get their health down to 0 like you do with discounts?
@zigaudrey3 ай бұрын
This is the happiest Bernie I have ever seen in the thumbnail. I wonder how a credit card can be use a "weapon". You used a paperclip to attack tho. What if you order a destructive weapon with it? 3:35 WOW! 4:49 Wacky movement. 5:24 Fly over here! 8:03 Does it all by itself. 11:21 Kissing magnet 11:30 Almost empty 12:12 NICE! 18:08 BIG! 20:24 Your wish is granted! I wonder if they add an anti-frustration feature if you run out of damaging items 23:31 Here are your coins, sir! 24:04 Wacky claw 24:21 It's like a bunch of cells attacking the energizer thing and become sentient 25:57 LMAO 26:35 Magnet sweep 27:52 Making thing worst 28:38 Yeah, they make thing alive! Like 28:43 28:51 Stuck thermometer 29:41 Almost planned 30:02 Jumping cell 30:14 Clog moment 30:51 Wanting to be helpful 31:11 Silly ey 31:25 Being helpful 31:54 More clogging 32:37 Gold cell redemption 32:48 Relax, dang it! 32:54 SPIN TO WIN! 34:24 Being hectic 34:57 I was born to be wild but the cage was too small 36:32 Amazing animation 36:43 Big blob monster 37:19 Some items go WOOOSH to the left 38:50 Oh boy! 39:39 Crit to himself 40:12 Truly, a Cell Simulator 40:40 WOW 41:27 No context 42:13 Wobble wobble wobble 43:01 Beautiful! 43:36 Shake your booty, my friend! 44:46 Trow away Credit Card 44:56 Colossal Clog 45:11 More Volatile stuff 45:29 From worst to best 46:40 Clogging the other way 47:59 Boing boing boing! 49:06 Detached chain 46:38 Testing speed and turn out normal is better 51:23 You make it mad! 51:51 Whelp, congratz! You create a mindless monster of gold coins and magnet! And you laughing! What next, the glass trophy? No wonder Bernie is so happy: he has even more moneys for retirement!
@x2.MOST1TED.3x3 ай бұрын
13:45 my comment for this. 1700 + 700 = 2400 ≠ doubled :D
@pyropian86403 ай бұрын
can you try stacking as many magnets as possible to see if that would make a black hole effect?
@Fubarpenguin3 ай бұрын
5:10 according to what i could see yes it was indeed 4th haha
@marveludus3 ай бұрын
as a fellow German, I love how you pronounce "armor" as "Amor" (Amor being the German word for Cupid) I know it's not on purpose, but it still makes me smile
@kooskoos12343 ай бұрын
Magnets are just pure content and that’s just amazing
@germandkdev3 ай бұрын
How does weakling scale? Additive or exponential?
@pretmetfred24723 ай бұрын
i wanted to say dex if you dont want to lose your run because for example ur credit card dissappeared instead of being duplicated.... you can press escape before leaving the question mark room and exit to main menu. then u re enter the save your playing on and you can do it again until it duplicates instead of dissappearing! this might be a useful bug to use if you dont wanna lose so much progress this also works for the perk-o-mat and the plinko machine thingy
@BloodSnakesChaos3 ай бұрын
Mate, the fluff isn't an item, it doesn't stop the doubling of both perks. If you grab the credit cart with fluff as the first claw it will triple, if you grab aby item that isn't fluff in the first claw and credit card alone (with maybe fluff as it doesn't count) it will only double as you already did the ones per turn double. If you grab nothing but fluff with the first claw and only a credit card on the second it will triple as you have buff perks activate. The only way for fluff to count as an item is if it is burning or poisoned(the bath bombs). Hope it helps.
@DexTag3 ай бұрын
Fluff/Gold that was grabbed and falls in after the item will count as item and not apply Picky. If it falls in first, then the item will be used twice. And if you grab e.g. 2 items but one falls out of the claw but into the chute, then it will get doubled (counted as single item) even though one item will still fall in. It's just an inconsistency, we've seen the first 2 cases several times in this video. The last one I am not sure about. The case with the tripling is correct, but that's not what I get upset about. I get upset when I pick out an item with gold/fluff and it doesn't receive Picky.
@Fubarpenguin3 ай бұрын
42:03 back at 41:57 your fluff got too close to a hand and was converted to gold XD🫣😅🫣😂🤣🤦♂️💀
@Note_Creator3 ай бұрын
This is the best episode i have watched so far. The gold is alive 😂
@yakanato3 ай бұрын
The first man to do trickshots in dungeon clawler haha
@snookhammer3 ай бұрын
No guess just a fan of your content since the guide on how to beat the grim reaper on Vampire Survivors.
@surgelxtxr97303 ай бұрын
Can you do a crit build? Like the scythe and crit chance perk?
@wolf24033 ай бұрын
Now if only this was the days of infinite gold armour. Also yeah, a barricade at the back so your stuff doesn't get thrown out would be nice.
@Winter_Chill_3 ай бұрын
I wonder if it's possible to A. Just collect 1 of every item (and 1 of each upgrade+ version too?) and B. Make a functional run out of it?
@olivierdasilva55853 ай бұрын
You should do the same thing but add the junk jet perk if the fluff counts as items
@Revlemmon3 ай бұрын
ROFLOL the magnets are so strong they are pulling the coins that the claw is grabbing!
@super_cooper03363 ай бұрын
Every night while I'm going to bed I'll watch your videos and then every night I'll realize it's to long so I'll have to finish it tomorrow 😂
@JudasBoB2703 ай бұрын
53 minutes of Dex? Yes please!
@Zorgdub3 ай бұрын
This was so silly. I loved it. Thanks, Dex!
@dreamlike96013 ай бұрын
Hi dex can you try the needles damage?
@dabstercrabster7983 ай бұрын
4 minutes ago is preposterous
@BerryGo.3 ай бұрын
16 for me
@Momo-os8xj3 ай бұрын
20 for me
@ZamersYT3 ай бұрын
Dex, have you done a "only healing potions" run?
@DexTag3 ай бұрын
Wait, what am I missing, how would you win? By using the Spike perk? That sounds like a horrible experience xD
@ZamersYT3 ай бұрын
@DexTag whenever you get items in refilled it does damage.
@engineergaming38303 ай бұрын
I'm guessing the magnet bug happens because they pull eachother towards themselves but because they're stuck beetween gold/other items they just keep pushing everything up
@timbrandenburgsr40403 ай бұрын
I think he gonna get over a thousand, he grinds so much!
@SullySadfaceАй бұрын
Wow, the gold moves like a cat.
@cefcephatus3 ай бұрын
Berney: "Ah, let me build up my investment with these credit cards." After 45 levels. Berney: "I paid all the credit cards and cancelled them. I have all these gold coins, I can just fight with golden daggers in my golden empire."
@cefcephatus3 ай бұрын
So Ultra speed quadruples the physics, so the magnet pulls the claw. But Normal speed didn't get the multiplier, so it didn't get pulled. The thing is that we didn't know the claw is naturally a metallic item.
@jama50203 ай бұрын
danke, habe wie die letzten male meinen monitor danach abwischen müssen :D you just made my day ❤
@simsom43433 ай бұрын
I dunno why, but it feels like it's _always_ when you have 1 upgraded magnet and 1 un-upgraded magnet (+ upgraded hand of midas) that it starts to do the flying shenanigans, and it seems to stop when you get more magnets/upgrade the second magnet
@marveludus3 ай бұрын
now that it's legal, i should really just get myself something to smoke with these videos lmao only risk is me dying of laughter
@GaniEmi3 ай бұрын
The ending was golden
@twofactor_3 ай бұрын
hey dex maybe you can try a thermometer build aswell low hp high damage gonna be risky and enjoyable to watch
@evthegorilla44913 ай бұрын
you should do the same run but with thermometers and gold armor so if the enemies damage you they get destroyed
@berni_schmorg3 ай бұрын
me to my wife when the shopping trip escalates a bit too far: 30:54
@Nishaa3 ай бұрын
What is the skip turn button?
@raktajino74433 ай бұрын
A new hand of midas touches the beacon
@kahrl023 ай бұрын
yeees please more of those long runs
@gamingwithgeko737715 күн бұрын
30:29 you sound like Hank Hill reaching climax.
@christophermoore61103 ай бұрын
Not sure how you’re still confused by magic mirror, fluff doesn’t matter, it only doubles the first item each turn, your turn only ends when you use all your claws
@swadswd22 күн бұрын
Once upon a time the r nations lived in harmony. Untill the gold nation attacked
@noah15353 ай бұрын
Think the claw towards the end being pulled wasn't the claw getting magnetized, but the gold stuck to right side of the claw being pulled towards the magnet blob so hard that it tilted the claw left
@801russc3 ай бұрын
I think 230 damage... helping the ol algorithm for DEX.
@xd_Corruption3 ай бұрын
You need to grab the gold piles from the left. This will have all the gold on the right so it all falls in.
@Imamalenotfemale3 ай бұрын
Pretty crazy from the start
@Steadyforkempire3 ай бұрын
48:15 anyone else notice that during the time lapse the ball of gold is expanding
@OfficialZergSiren3 ай бұрын
when you eat spicy food: 38:59
@Helloitsmelandon3 ай бұрын
You NEED to make a build off of thermometers and the extra health, that could be even more broken if you focus only on them.😁
@Sauspreme3 ай бұрын
that was some shenanigans!
@noctumdraco3 ай бұрын
When you amass so much gold it becomes sentient.
@frogguy30403 ай бұрын
Hey! I heard you were german, i should ask you this: do you call people who live in Hamburg, hamburgers?
@boszer3 ай бұрын
@@frogguy3040 close, we don't use the S at the end. Its just "Hamburger"
@MauricioCMJr3 ай бұрын
Dex, you should try a game called genome Guardian, you would love it