Dexter Season 3’s Funniest Moments 🤭

Take a look back at the funniest moments from Dexter Season 3. All episodes are now streaming on Paramount+ with Showtime.
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About Dexter:
He's smart, he's good looking, and he's got a great sense of humor. He's Dexter Morgan, everyone's favorite serial killer. As a Miami forensics expert, he spends his days solving crimes, and nights committing them. But Dexter lives by a strict code of honor that is both his saving grace and lifelong burden. Torn between his deadly compulsion and his desire for true happiness, Dexter is a man in profound conflict with the world and himself. Golden Globe winner Michael C. Hall stars in the hit SHOWTIME Original Series.
Starring: Michael C. Hall, Julie Benz, Jennifer Carpenter, Erik King, Lauren Vélez, David Zayas, James Remar, C. S. Lee, Desmond Harrington, Aimee Garcia, & Geoff Pierson
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[@LuluDZulu]

I like how dexters cover to get past the kid is eating an Oreo suspiciously

[@dubgrime6927]

It's a dysfunctional distress thing druggies do when asking a question or interacting with someone

[@mitchbaker5995]

Kids not good at his job everything about DeX in that scene screams FED

[@darconious524]

I love how the kids are probing Dexter. And he just realizes how kind of lame his job is with every description they give him.

[@Jay-n262]

At least he hit up a dope party!

[@Pat4ever.]

At least he has a badge

[@capnjackgallows3204]

​@@Pat4ever. It's a laminate 😂

[@d4rktritri79]

Is it me or is the part where Dexter pretends to be a drug addict kinda hilarious ? I really forgot this scene even existed and it took me off guard.

[@Mattc076]

Came here just for you comment, scene was 😂😂

[@dexterous123]

dexter eating oreos is one of the most underrated funny moments in the show

[@julieoluna8887]

What exactly do you mean it's the "most underrated" funny moment, it's on top of this list isn't it??! You Americans like to repeat whatever nonsense everyone is saying.

[@geese8996]

Masuka cutting the crap, getting real, and admitting his feelings were hurt - I'm sitting here like.. isn't this a funniest moments comp? Is that funny, or is that just sad? And while I'm thinking this through the next scene starts with the guy on the table and Dex answers the phone "I gotta take this don't go anywhere" And I literally spit my drink out laughing

[@0123456789039]

The part where Dexter punched Masuka at 22:28 was hilarious. The looks on Quinn and Batista's faces when it happened were even more priceless. Dexter: What is this?! Batista: Your bachelor party, hermano! Masuka: Ah, watch the grill, George Foreman.

[@urfavfriggey_37]

6:19 that’s like my favourite line ever and i quote it too often for my own good 😂😂

[@butbut3931]

Masuka just wanted some friends 😭

[@Pat4ever.]

5:52 "How much worse could my child turn out?" 😬😬😬

[@Guamparrapo83]

I felt so bad for Masuka when he says they hurt his feelings :(

[@frog9304]

He's annoying and useless

[@Guamparrapo83]

@@frog9304 but it's not the character, its the writers who wouldn't give him a major participation in the central plot

[@nex_1ne]

18:05 "Sounds perfectly reasonable to me" it does though xDDD

[@Sniperboy5551]

Am I the only one who always found Deb kind of cool, but also super obnoxious?

[@larisadirkzwager7234]

She's also hilarious.

[@ÑEZ0688]

She cries in just about every episode 😭

[@chaosspirit4317]

Spoilers @@ÑEZ0688in Deb’s defense, she had just found out her boyfriend was a serial killer and had kidnapped her, she lost her sister in law, found out her brother was also a serial killer, she had also once killed her boss and friend, she’s been through a lot.

[@ernestinadominguez7551]

Filthy, don’t forget filthy 😮

[@robertwingate2446]

YES she's lucky to have a job😅​@@ernestinadominguez7551

[@bindys8538]

Would love to see the whole Miguel story🎉🎉🎉

[@Jay-n262]

Slice of life.

[@davidpiotrowski8151]

Why Dexta eats this oreos in that way?

[@RatGangisMYusername]

1:24

[@mr.rungus2516]

Keep in mind dexter got a kid killed because of his actions

[@DexterEmu69]

So what?

[@TheG7314]

In some universes Anton becomes the green arrow

[@MrPlazmaWalker]

Or the body guard of one at least

[@TheG7314]

@@MrPlazmaWalker I think there’s one episode where he is the green arrow.

[@erniejewells9926]

9 holes tomorrow?

[@Datballerqualin]

how was the masuka part funny kinda sad ngl

[@MahiMacNeill]

Day 7 of asking for a Dexter vs Miguel compilation

[@davec3651]

Maybe because you keep calling it a complication.

[@DontLookBehindYou1]

​@@davec3651 lol

[@erniejewells9926]

@@davec3651might have somethin to do with it

[@vmaninc.761]

Someone will disagree with what I am about to say but I don't particularly care; dexter kind of was the good guy( in the beginning) and the writers should have kept him that way concerning how he stuck to his father's code of going after bad people only; he could have ignored that and went after anyone he wanted at any time, he could have given in to the temptation of killing the security guard his brother had laid before him at the abandoned hospital or his sister at their childhood home but he chose to follow his father's rules despite his own issues with him because deep down he really didn't want to hurt innocent people and season after season was showing him striving to be a better person and was achieving that slowly especially with lumen in season 5 and brother sam in season 6, Hannah in season 7 Was the worst character ever thought of for her corruptive influence is what brought down Dexter's Integrity and ruined him from being the lovable and honorable character we all know from the books and earlier seasons, the show's 2 endings was I feel very disappointing because they wrote it and his character all wrong for he wouldn't have given in to his grief over the loss of his sister to where he would abandon his own son, sure he would be at his lowest for a minute but he would pull himself together and remember the promise he made to deb of how he would always be there for harrison no matter what and you can't sit there and convince me that a small town sheriff like his girlfriend angela would be able to bust a notorious killer like Dexter based on circumstantial evidence not to mention the tranquilizer formula is not the same; he never used kenimine on his targets he used M99, The writers should have continued adapting his story from the novels for they had tons of potential of doing and successfully pulling off a reverse breaking bad and the blacklist with the character, turning him into his very own sophisticated concierge of crime fighting with a vast network of resources at his disposal to help him hunt those that escape justice while keeping him 2 steps ahead of the people he works for in law enforcement who feels and views himself as the "the bad guy" that doesn't believe he can change but doesn't want to disappoint his father, his best friend angel, his wife, kids and sister by giving up trying with case after case and ultimate showdowns with the main antagonist of the season pushing him further and further down the path of being a honorable, righteous and semi-heroic individual with new blood being his swan song where he sacrifices himself to save his son, his son's girlfriend along with his own girlfriend from Kurt Caldwell, his son and the billionaire character they had in there that was serving as a red herring, have it where he had a connection to kurt and was involved somehow in covering up his secret of being the runaway killer and Dexter dying ending their threat once and for all thus earning his redemption which brings his story arc full circle with him ultimately breaking good, As for doakes the most annoying thing about him was his hypocritical attitude towards dexter when he tried to get him in trouble for just doing his job as a blood spatter specialist after he in an act of revenge shot dead a former death squad operative who was unarmed and tried to cover it up with lies which put his partner angel batista in a very uncomfortable situation of possibly turning him in to be arrested by IA until he was given a pass by the government, It should have been written and adapted according to the way it worked out in the books where they worked together to take down a cartel leader and doakes was severely maimed by the main antagonist dr danco to where he lost his legs and arms and tongue as a consequence for killing in cold blood that death squad operative who just so happened to be related to the villain, dexter tries to save him despite him knowing his secret but fails, he goes into a comma and dies later on in the 3rd season but Is revered as a hero cop and posthumously awarded a medal for risking his life to bring down dr danko who gets framed by Dexter as the Bay Harbor butcher, the same scenario can be applied but altered to the character Maria Laguerta, have the consequences of her actions in season 2 befall her in season 7 by having esme come back for revenge on laguerta for ruining her career by using her secret connections to the criminal underworld to frame her and make her look as if she's losing her mind like what laguerta did to her by sleeping with her boyfriend and have it where Debra is the one that tries to save her but fails with season 8 being the final season that deals with the fallout of that event and Dexter being the loving caring brother that he's been towards her trying to help her overcome the grief of laguerta's death all while dealing with the reign of terror from the brain surgeon, I say all of that to say that joe from the show YOU doesn't hold a candle to dexter and that dexter would have that despicable man for breakfast, lunch and dinner to feed the very jackels he came from! 🔥😁😉👍

[@Nomietisaatana]

What is blud waffling about

[@WanderingWayfinderLibrarian]

what are your feelings about a large percent of fans just kinda fell off after season 4 like when L dies in Deathnote?

[@Magma_34]

I am not reading allat

[@aidangaudet4638]

Professional yapper over here geezus

[@djfazokh]

You wrote a fucking article on yt comments well I’ll just say this, Disagreed

[@erdicoskun5018]

Fix Dexter New Blood ending please

[@jairosolano1132]

No going to happen. End of story.

[@Zraihan98]

if dexter was a little bit more considerate then he could have gotten a greatest friend ever.

[@dMpPgss77]

Considerate as in "let Miguel kill an innocent"?

[@MrPlazmaWalker]

Nahhhh Migel overstepped he needed to be put down