Dhar Mann Hires Fake Gordon Ramsay

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

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@josephunderwood72
@josephunderwood72 2 жыл бұрын
Jordon Ramsay: "Excellent technique Michael, very impressive!" August: "H e. I s c r a c k I n g. A n e g g.
@Sir.cheezington-the-first
@Sir.cheezington-the-first 2 жыл бұрын
YES T R U E L Y A M A Z I N G
@swapnavadey6096
@swapnavadey6096 2 жыл бұрын
Now let's see Paul Allen's technique
@StelBoy2008
@StelBoy2008 2 жыл бұрын
The kid’s face while August was saying that is the cherry on the cake.
@tetrofita1787
@tetrofita1787 Жыл бұрын
Cracking a Negg? Wow! Never knew August liked Neopets!
@sh4dowmarine348
@sh4dowmarine348 Жыл бұрын
the most replayed part of the video...and for good reason lol love it!
@aidenguzman3510
@aidenguzman3510 2 жыл бұрын
We’re not just telling stories, we’re shamelessly ripping off celebrities
@Peaceinthehead
@Peaceinthehead 2 жыл бұрын
Man f u
@AneXineohp
@AneXineohp 2 жыл бұрын
therefore changing lives
@AneXineohp
@AneXineohp 2 жыл бұрын
doing that can be comedic at times (like making skits or sketches based off of celebrities, not ripping off them, thought i should clarify), but it’s clear what dhar mann is really trying to do smh.
@AneXineohp
@AneXineohp 2 жыл бұрын
also nice play on words
@FlowBroVR
@FlowBroVR 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@kristi8036
@kristi8036 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that august can talk about Jordan ramsey with a straight face is a skill in its own
@dylaneditz9974
@dylaneditz9974 2 жыл бұрын
fr
@RedGummyBears
@RedGummyBears 2 жыл бұрын
@im sacred I memorized it. It’s potato wedges
@wumpuswoo
@wumpuswoo 2 жыл бұрын
how do you even know he has a straight face, he's a duck PNG 💀
@dylaneditz9974
@dylaneditz9974 2 жыл бұрын
@@wumpuswoo facts...
@_MissLoLo
@_MissLoLo 2 жыл бұрын
What face?
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is nothing like Gordon Ramsay. He never acts rude towards children (even when they cheat).
@schmellz595
@schmellz595 Жыл бұрын
He looks like if Gordan Ramsey and Rick Astley had a baby
@froggy8714
@froggy8714 Жыл бұрын
@@schmellz595that’s the perfect description
@100billiongaming
@100billiongaming Жыл бұрын
@@schmellz595 "You know the rules and so do i....give me your jaaacket"
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 Жыл бұрын
And They’re both British.
@poison69506
@poison69506 Жыл бұрын
his acting is good but writing itself is just terrible
@gabe4037
@gabe4037 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. I’m an art student in college and one of our professors names is Jordan. We call her Jordan Ramsey because even though the lady is 4 ft she had made grown men cry
@elbarto4069
@elbarto4069 Жыл бұрын
Art students 😂
@gabe4037
@gabe4037 Жыл бұрын
@@elbarto4069 lmao proud to be a weirdo xD
@Calwerx
@Calwerx Жыл бұрын
It’s Jordon Ramsay
@ahandlemustbechosen
@ahandlemustbechosen Жыл бұрын
@@elbarto4069 Let ppl be what they wanna be lol
@IndraAshuroAkatsuki
@IndraAshuroAkatsuki Жыл бұрын
Golden just GOLDEN💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 2 жыл бұрын
*”If you don’t poop now, you’ll poop later”* *-AugustTheDuck, 2022*
@bayejid.a.a
@bayejid.a.a 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@StelBoy2008
@StelBoy2008 2 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the life lessons of all time.
@GiGitteru
@GiGitteru Жыл бұрын
Thanks, I honestly really needed to hear that from someone :)
@aguywhojustexists
@aguywhojustexists Жыл бұрын
That Quote makes more sense than Modern Dhar Mann videos.
@jamesoshea580
@jamesoshea580 Жыл бұрын
That's not the quote.
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
I bet Dhar Mann tried to hire the real Gordon Ramsay but he probably shouted insults at him for hours and made him cry
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
He probably saw those videos and was pissed
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
@@okjeffy6581 yeah
@IllyanaReyLiz
@IllyanaReyLiz Жыл бұрын
I'd pay to see that😂❤
@lakeshowbron4747
@lakeshowbron4747 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Dead.Røse.Z
@Dead.Røse.Z 5 ай бұрын
dhar man saw the real videos and thought he could change a life 😫 (if that makes sense)
@arcticalissa
@arcticalissa 11 ай бұрын
“He..is..cracking…..an egg” gets me every time 💀
@matthewbraith0411
@matthewbraith0411 3 ай бұрын
Yeah it got me too to be honest.
@MrBookworm01
@MrBookworm01 2 жыл бұрын
1:54 In his defense, this video is depicting a KID'S cooking show, and Gordon Ramsey is notably less harsh with kid cooks than he is with their adult counterparts. So in that sense, Dhar Mann got it right...until later in the video when he started having Jordan screech at these kids for their "mistakes." Also, this video's ending is especially screwed up when you remember that Dhar Mann did a whole "violence is never the answer" video based off the Will Smith/Chris Rock incident.
@NotBreezey
@NotBreezey 2 жыл бұрын
He did what!?
@SlippyOne
@SlippyOne 2 жыл бұрын
fax
@MrBookworm01
@MrBookworm01 2 жыл бұрын
@@NotBreezey Yep; if you wanna check it out, it's titled "Movie Star Slaps Host at Award Show"
@brookelynnwu8016
@brookelynnwu8016 2 жыл бұрын
That, also a lot of his hotel hotel he’ll & kitchen nightmares he was a lot more gentle with the staff. He actually seems like a pretty cool person most of the time unless someone continues to do something that pisses him off so idk why he acts that way on his main cooking show, if I had to guess it’s more acting than reality for entertainment.
@someguy7629
@someguy7629 2 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay even had a cooking competition against the Muppet : The Swedish chef. Then had a box ring style Insult Inferno with Statler and Waldorf.
@roll3886
@roll3886 2 жыл бұрын
If you've ever seen Masterchef Junior, Gordon is actually really calmed and toned down with the kids, not a single swear word and he doesn't even yell at them. He tries his best to be constructive with them. So in that sense he's not too far off from that portrayal.
@Niko-B281sa
@Niko-B281sa 2 жыл бұрын
Idk he’s dealing with those kids in the dhar mann vids the same way he is dealing with hell kitchen contestants which is inaccurate Also why is a grown man at the end wanting to beat up a scrawny middle schooler just for insulting him okay?
@roll3886
@roll3886 2 жыл бұрын
@@Niko-B281sa Yeah he got it right for most of it though, since August was wondering why it was so toned down and not screaming at everything.
@Niko-B281sa
@Niko-B281sa 2 жыл бұрын
@@roll3886 I don’t like how dhar mann is featuring child abuse in a lighthearted way like what message is that suppose to be?
@goofyahhnamingsystem
@goofyahhnamingsystem Жыл бұрын
@@Niko-B281sa “my daughter lost the competition because of you so imma beat the shit outta you for that hahah child abuse funni guys”
@63tpa
@63tpa Жыл бұрын
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@zimrim3211
@zimrim3211 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell he tried to hire Gordon Ramsay but never got a response
@sykkunos4386
@sykkunos4386 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@OwO-qo1cb
@OwO-qo1cb 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@terrariabigbuilds4728
@terrariabigbuilds4728 2 жыл бұрын
I guess so
@flyingpaper6824
@flyingpaper6824 2 жыл бұрын
Well in Gordon's mind, Dhar Mann Is a donkey
@Patriotic_IndianAmerican
@Patriotic_IndianAmerican 2 жыл бұрын
You Donut
@victore8342
@victore8342 2 жыл бұрын
"The chef is REALLY sensitive to spice" Dhar Mann must've not seen BOTH of Gordon Ramsay's appearances on Hot Ones
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he has but tried to make it slightly different.
@crimson8448
@crimson8448 2 жыл бұрын
You guys step it up too much its Jordan ramsey
@vibaj16
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
well, this is Jordan, not Gordon
@pokemata1035
@pokemata1035 8 ай бұрын
@@vibaj16 MJ?? WHYYY!!
@CometMasonTrucker
@CometMasonTrucker 6 ай бұрын
Watching Gordon Ramsey’s shows, Dhar Mann got this one pretty good, I’ve seen Gordon Ramsey criticize dishes a good bit for being “too spicy”
@SarahSoupster
@SarahSoupster 7 ай бұрын
This is literally the opposite of Gordon Ramsey. Gordon is Scottish, not posh English. He’s kind and helpful towards children and teens like this (judging that they’re teens based on the fact he’s trying to get into culinary school). When he’s with adults, he very much respects the good chefs but he doesn’t call them darling and dear, he calls waitresses and unassociated people that, he gives the chefs in his kitchen the respect they give him. He doesn’t spew random insults if you food is bad, he complains about your food and then gives you feedback. Based on your response to said feedback THEN he starts insulting, if you take the criticism well and put it into practise then he won’t randomly insult you.
@ukulelebottom
@ukulelebottom 4 ай бұрын
he called me a radioactive tropical fish when I mixed an overcooked egg with sulfuric acid, how rude.
@lunalestrange83
@lunalestrange83 4 ай бұрын
Underrated comment​@@ukulelebottom
@Demon-XO24
@Demon-XO24 2 жыл бұрын
“He. Is Cracking. An Egg “ 😂
@tedjohnson7585
@tedjohnson7585 7 ай бұрын
"Egg-cell-ent technique, Michael!" LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ironrevenger9386
@ironrevenger9386 6 ай бұрын
CRACKS me up every time I rewatch this
@RoxlnnBR
@RoxlnnBR 2 ай бұрын
@@ironrevenger9386 bruh
@bigguys45s29
@bigguys45s29 2 жыл бұрын
The actor portraying the fake Gordon Ramsay is Ted Wells. He’s actually an American, he’s just an expert at making voice impressions, which is why Dhar hired him lol. Ted also has appeared on many game shows, even WAY back in the mid 80’s as well. Talented fella. He’s also good friends with the father of actress Marisa Ribisi, who is the ex wife of famous alternative rock singer, Beck.
@beebeelicious
@beebeelicious 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately not expert at a British accent..🤣
@summerrose7839
@summerrose7839 2 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty cool. Thank you for sharing 😊
@applesaretasty2.099
@applesaretasty2.099 2 жыл бұрын
@@beebeelicious ikr As a British person residing in England I’ll say that it’s such a fake accent and it’s so obvious
@rtgedits1865
@rtgedits1865 2 жыл бұрын
I can speak british accent better than that guy lol
@tgslayer4774
@tgslayer4774 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar put his talents to waste.
@rockyraidy7194
@rockyraidy7194 2 жыл бұрын
Forget Gordon Ramsay, Jordan is now the greatest anime protagonist in the history of dhar mann
@bruhmomentum3443
@bruhmomentum3443 2 жыл бұрын
When he said “its Jordin’ time”. I literally pissed my ass and cried out of my toenails. It was very emotional 🥲
@Wclimatechange
@Wclimatechange 2 жыл бұрын
​@@bruhmomentum3443 lmao 🤣
@bruhmomentum3443
@bruhmomentum3443 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wclimatechange i was expecting you to reply with 😐 since these comments are getting kinda bland nowadays
@MafiMZFan
@MafiMZFan 2 жыл бұрын
Bakugo🤣
@HaganeNoMoonsalt
@HaganeNoMoonsalt 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmomentum3443 😐
@CandyCane2004
@CandyCane2004 2 жыл бұрын
Me:I want Gordon Ramsey Mom: Nah we got Gordon Ramsey at home Gordon Ramsey at home:
@H2ana
@H2ana 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan Ramsay: Well, hello there
@thesnickle6181
@thesnickle6181 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan Ramsey, Allison day, mr feast, the Dhar Mann universe is very interesting
@frankthesausage
@frankthesausage 2 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay from wish
@DepressedPanthersFan9
@DepressedPanthersFan9 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan ramsey can dunk
@nebulouscat2210
@nebulouscat2210 2 жыл бұрын
Mordan scamsey
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann: I hate abuse! Also Dhar Mann: hmmm🤔 yep, let’s have a man beat a child😊
@Potato_tomato47
@Potato_tomato47 Жыл бұрын
He called him a doofus so it’s kinda on him yaknow?
@Geetz7
@Geetz7 Жыл бұрын
​@@Potato_tomato47beating up someone because said someone called you a doofus is just honestly childish, especially if its a kid
@nicholasemjohnson47
@nicholasemjohnson47 8 ай бұрын
I didn't like that ending, either, but it's not actually clear that the man actually hurt Jason. He cracked his knuckles, but he probably was only there to scare Jason, nothing more.
@ironrevenger9386
@ironrevenger9386 6 ай бұрын
⁠@@nicholasemjohnson47Even if he didn’t beat him up the punishment just doesn’t fit. Jason should be made to clean up every dish from the competition. He should also receive a punishment from his own father like peeling onions since he wants to cook so bad
@nicholasemjohnson47
@nicholasemjohnson47 6 ай бұрын
@@ironrevenger9386 That's probably true.
@TwinkyNxlan
@TwinkyNxlan 2 жыл бұрын
If a door-dasher delivers food to the wrong person, THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK AND GET IT, I believe it’s some type of health code violation, and besides the door-dasher wouldn’t have just wandered into a building that he is not welcome in, it’s trespassing. And let’s be real, no door dasher cares about their job that much that they will go back to get an order that COULD’VE been tampered with. Dhar Mann honestly is a cheap excuse of a director and he is just doing it for easy money, it disappoints me to see someone who played the fake role of being a good person spreading awareness to someone who’s posting joke skits. “There are no shortcuts to success” - Dhar Mann himself, yet that’s exactly what he did to get where he is now.
@broguy2777
@broguy2777 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine him saying "what are you" "A stupid burger"
@johnlorraine7496
@johnlorraine7496 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@marigalante944
@marigalante944 2 жыл бұрын
This is the dhar mann universe version of "WHAT ARE YOU?" "An idiot-sandwich"
@StelBoy2008
@StelBoy2008 2 жыл бұрын
@@marigalante944 that’s literally the joke.
@marigalante944
@marigalante944 2 жыл бұрын
@@StelBoy2008 yes
@FloridianBarit0ne
@FloridianBarit0ne 2 жыл бұрын
Pu*** panini
@Jules-916
@Jules-916 2 жыл бұрын
I like how they go from making simple street tacos with store-bought sauce to making macarons. Kind of a jump in skill level.
@mahdireza5695
@mahdireza5695 Жыл бұрын
Lol yh fr 😂 they could've made something a bit more interesting and at a similar level to the macarons at least... But then again Dhar Mann never makes sense these days.
@1_irisFAN
@1_irisFAN Жыл бұрын
“Okay, the next challenge is Mac n Cheese” … “And now we’ll be making Gourmet waffles and pancakes with a drizzle of chocolate sauce”
@titaniac3037
@titaniac3037 2 жыл бұрын
worst part is he didn't find a way to include the fake Ramsay saying "You forgot the lamb sauce!!"
@melissalonla
@melissalonla 2 жыл бұрын
he would have fumbled the line, like he fumbled all of the other ones
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
Only The Real Ramsay can do that.
@regalcartoon5932
@regalcartoon5932 Жыл бұрын
That, “You Donut!”, and “Fuck off!” were all left out. But as the two people above me mentioned, he could never have pulled it off.
@joaquinfranzpayumo8460
@joaquinfranzpayumo8460 6 ай бұрын
Dhar Mann ver: YOU FORGOT THE SZECHAUN SAUCE!
@SupImEm
@SupImEm Жыл бұрын
Kid: literally cracks an egg into a bowl. JoRdAn: Splendid technique and flawless execution!
@thelearningmethod
@thelearningmethod Жыл бұрын
11:54 this part keeps killing me 😂😂😂, especially with August's response
@jane9240
@jane9240 2 жыл бұрын
11:58 Heeeeeee. Is cracking.... An egg😂😂😂😂
@ironrevenger9386
@ironrevenger9386 6 ай бұрын
August’s delivery of that line and the zooming in CRACKED me up too
@justtruz
@justtruz 2 жыл бұрын
I swear that dhar man will make a video on anything or anyone as long as he can turn it into a “life” lesson
@mitchellplays1440
@mitchellplays1440 2 жыл бұрын
Kid says the f word at school regrets it In the video he says fudge and it still beep it out this my idea of a Dhar man video
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellplays1440 and at the end he gets beaten by another kid or a kid's parent
@Golden_Zeke
@Golden_Zeke 2 жыл бұрын
Yea.. he can make some weird, cringe, vidoes sometimes, but it's still really interesting and interesting
@YNoted
@YNoted 2 жыл бұрын
Bonjour Iced
@justtruz
@justtruz 2 жыл бұрын
@@YNoted hi jweeb
@minikitty7835
@minikitty7835 Жыл бұрын
12:32 I agree with that, like if it’s a televised cooking show, wouldn’t make sense that their will be cameras to film the kids cooking?
@lexyberesford5373
@lexyberesford5373 Жыл бұрын
6:03 "hot sauce extremely"
@regalcartoon5932
@regalcartoon5932 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Salt and Sugar feel different. And salt has a distinct smell. And sugar I guess dissolves much faster than salt and the solubility is much higher. So, a good and attentive cook who works with both sugar and salt for a dish that they’ve made 100 times before would definitely notice a difference.
@sylverscale
@sylverscale 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who notices that salt has a distinct smell.
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t even smell salt. It kind of reminds me of that one Gumball Scene where Gumball eats Cereal with salt in it and Vomits it out on Darwin’s face.
@theawokendragonBlueTea
@theawokendragonBlueTea 2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who can also smell salt... nobody ever believed me so far
@lightningpenguin8937
@lightningpenguin8937 2 жыл бұрын
To me they just have a different texture... I think.
@barbie_joo_
@barbie_joo_ 2 жыл бұрын
If dhar mann wanted to make Gordon Ramsey rude, then he should’ve added adults instead of kids. He’s never rude to kids and treats them nicely. This just proves that dhar mann went downhill 🤦‍♀️ Edit: y’all thank u for the likes
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, really? I thought he didn't care
@jordantoatley1086
@jordantoatley1086 2 жыл бұрын
@@whitezombie10 Yeah watch clips of Master Chef, then watch clips of Master Chef kids. He's got quite the soft spot for kids.
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordantoatley1086 ok
@filledwithvariousknowledge2747
@filledwithvariousknowledge2747 2 жыл бұрын
@@whitezombie10 Gordon also usually shouts because he cares and knows you can do better. If he gets calm suddenly it’s because there’s no hope and he won’t waste his time and is more disappointed than angry
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
I always laugh when he screams. If I was in the show. I would just make him mad on purpose. But professionals do have limits.
@KiKiChamp123
@KiKiChamp123 2 жыл бұрын
If Gordon Ramsey ever talked to kids like Jordan Ramsey, those kids will be traumatised for life
@That_1GayTheaterKid
@That_1GayTheaterKid Жыл бұрын
1:59 Actually, Gordon Ramsey is incredibly kind and caring to the kids on Mastercheft Jr. He only gets pissed at people who claim elbow what they’re doing, but don’t. As far as I’m aware, he never screamed at a child.
@NoProGamer048
@NoProGamer048 Жыл бұрын
The fact that a grown man was about to beat up some middle schooler is just really crazy
@Bunnings_SnagAUS
@Bunnings_SnagAUS 11 ай бұрын
Watching this is a kitchen nightmare.
@icyluckboi2274
@icyluckboi2274 2 жыл бұрын
Damn we all love Jordan Ramsay
@icyluckboi2274
@icyluckboi2274 2 жыл бұрын
@LilRookie gordan ramsay* and yea lol
@icyluckboi2274
@icyluckboi2274 2 жыл бұрын
@LilRookie lol yes
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
@LilRookie don't forget "Allison Day" who is supposed to be Addison Rae
@icyluckboi2274
@icyluckboi2274 2 жыл бұрын
@@whitezombie10 ahh yes
@ZCraftX
@ZCraftX 2 жыл бұрын
Not only the acceptance rate to the culinary school, but he also mentioned the prize money would help him to get to culinary school. Come on, his dad is a master chef 💀
@ironrevenger9386
@ironrevenger9386 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, literally the last person who needs culinary school 🤣
@Devious-Minds
@Devious-Minds 2 жыл бұрын
0:14 **senses the cringe and vomits blood all over**
@x4jones
@x4jones 2 жыл бұрын
He. Is cracking. An egg. -AugustTheDuck 2022
@thezootopiahusky
@thezootopiahusky Жыл бұрын
4:52 Fun fact This actually happened in MasterChef Brazil when a contestant mistook Salt for sugar in order to garnish her Petit Gateau, it turned out inedible and the judges hated such thanks to it
@reddi7866
@reddi7866 6 ай бұрын
It happened twice in Masterchef US Season 5 as well. One mixed salt instead of sugar in the bater for her donuts. One mixed salt instead of sugar in the bater for his cake(and he was in the final 3)
@dunbar5741
@dunbar5741 2 жыл бұрын
How do real adults write the scripts and not be like, “Hold on a minute…”
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann probably tells them to write them like this, and to keep the job they don't object
@ZCraftX
@ZCraftX 2 жыл бұрын
This is like something an elementary students would write for their drama project
@realcinnamongold
@realcinnamongold 2 жыл бұрын
HES A KIDNAPPER 😳😳😳
@Matt_Aero
@Matt_Aero 2 жыл бұрын
jordan ramsay: excellent technique micheal: cracks egg everyone else: -_-
@TheGreatVojage
@TheGreatVojage 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann went into a dollar general, saw this guy shopping. And asked the guy if he wanted to be in one of his videos.. This guy is literally the dollar general version of Gordon Ramsay.
@MadamFoogie
@MadamFoogie Жыл бұрын
5:58 Everyone knows that totally clear and transparent hot sauce is the HOTTEST!!!
@Geetz7
@Geetz7 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the dad straight up assaulted jason just because he called him a doofus is just hilarious
@murphysclaw6790
@murphysclaw6790 2 жыл бұрын
You (kinda) have to give Dhar Mann credit for having the confidence to make videos about the world and the people in it, when he clearly has no clue how either of them work. Stunning and brave.
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
He isn’t human
@suleimansghk
@suleimansghk 2 жыл бұрын
more like brave and foolish if I say it
@vibaj16
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
He's incredibly pessimistic about how people act, and incredibly optimistic about what happens in the end
@Loonicorn56
@Loonicorn56 Жыл бұрын
Truly taunting the line between bravery, and stupidity.
@olivestuffedgarlic4901
@olivestuffedgarlic4901 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he cracked an egg and Jordan Ramsay complimented his technic, then I went wild after August paused and had the same react as me 😂
@luckychen4608
@luckychen4608 2 жыл бұрын
Technique*
@nickiqueenofrapp
@nickiqueenofrapp 2 жыл бұрын
@@luckychen4608 shut up
@minikitty7835
@minikitty7835 Жыл бұрын
Like what technique? The way he cracked the egg?? 💀😭
@bclynch30
@bclynch30 2 жыл бұрын
“DONT INTERRUPT ME, YOU DONUT” okay that actually made me laugh
@DEEZ_N4T
@DEEZ_N4T 2 жыл бұрын
3:58 bro Gordon would’ve seen this 100% that man’s got eagle eyes, well tbf Jordan Ramsay is probably blind af
@irelandfromattilio4505
@irelandfromattilio4505 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe they massacred Gordon Ramsay likes this. The real Gordon has never acted in this way towards children. Has Dhar Mann never seen Masterchef Junior? He's an ANGEL when interacting with children. When they get eliminated, he goes out of his way to make sure they aren't too upset and know that they still have potential and to follow their passions. I've never seen him be harsh towards a child.
@Unverified_User
@Unverified_User 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that for a health class that i have in highschool, we had to make a skit about peer pressure, and all of them were probably better than dhar man really says something. /hj but seriously, all i can remember is this one skit that this one group did which was basically what you would expect to see in a dhar man video. the characters were some random kid, two homeless guys, and two druggies. basically the random kid was just walking to school one day, gets stopped by the two druggies and is offered drugs, refuses, gets knocked down, then the two homeless guys beat up the druggies and start going on about how they had a good life until they started doing drugs and then they became homeless. the homeless guys help out the random kid and that was the end of it.
@croissantproductions
@croissantproductions 2 жыл бұрын
That sounds much better than any Dhar Mann video
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
Still 100 times better than Dhar Mann
@Concealed.weirdo
@Concealed.weirdo 2 жыл бұрын
We love homeless people beating up the druggies 😩😩😵😵
@liggrish
@liggrish 2 жыл бұрын
August makes dhar mann bearable to watch
@alexorsmthnidk2449
@alexorsmthnidk2449 2 жыл бұрын
hes still unwatchable for me
@jojok9751
@jojok9751 2 жыл бұрын
"We're not just telling stories, were changing lives" such a great lie to tell children thanks Dhar Mann
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
He is changing lives by making kids dumb
@jojok9751
@jojok9751 2 жыл бұрын
@@whitezombie10 true
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
It’s even enough to make grown men like me dumb. I accidentally sent a mean message to a company and I got fired. IN RETARDED!!
@chimichangas365
@chimichangas365 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl this is fraud.
@frisbeejo8449
@frisbeejo8449 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr, the worst part is that the comments in dhar man's videos are pretty much just kids copying and pasting the quote and saying how true it is.
@marcusbaker830
@marcusbaker830 Жыл бұрын
12:07 GUILTY ASF
@LeanlovesLain143
@LeanlovesLain143 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Jordan and Gordon Ramsay have a cook off
@croissantproductions
@croissantproductions 2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest Dhar mann chef of All Time
@RSG_TheMonster
@RSG_TheMonster 2 жыл бұрын
Penguinz0 moment
@alienjayy
@alienjayy 2 жыл бұрын
No stop no
@dylaneditz9974
@dylaneditz9974 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@alienjayy
@alienjayy 2 жыл бұрын
@Hello hello hello
@Marshall-Ridez
@Marshall-Ridez 2 жыл бұрын
No one likes dharmann Gordon was on Mr beast and guess what Mr beast and Gordon don't like him he is a bad person idk why your supporting a terrible youtuber his videos these days are pathetic I even unsubscribed it got that bad
@AneXineohp
@AneXineohp 2 жыл бұрын
2:09 to be fair, he (like, the actual Gordon) is gentler and more comical (like a dad) with kids.
@lizafrench8455
@lizafrench8455 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best and truest statements I have every heard... "If you don't poop now, you will have to poop later" Pure genius August
@cheeseburger111
@cheeseburger111 2 жыл бұрын
I turned 5 again when you said if you don't poop now you will poop later i started dying of laughter
@Aufderr
@Aufderr Жыл бұрын
The fake Ramsay sounds more like a TV villain than a British person
@lasses0450
@lasses0450 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan Ramsay looks more like Rick Astley than the actual Gordon.
@cookedsanta
@cookedsanta 2 жыл бұрын
Gordon is usually really nice with kids and children
@rgerber
@rgerber 2 жыл бұрын
They not only saw him change the "sugar" labels, they even filmed him and didn't notice LOL
@ehabk9062
@ehabk9062 11 ай бұрын
2:05 HAD ME DYING!
@kajaxlesly2
@kajaxlesly2 7 ай бұрын
Fr! 🤣🤣🤣
@Goldeagleprime
@Goldeagleprime 2 ай бұрын
0:51 and you at some point😭
@primpywastaken
@primpywastaken Ай бұрын
september the duck
@demonicwolf2237
@demonicwolf2237 2 жыл бұрын
so I learned how to cook from watching Gordon Ramsay's for years and I'm an amateur cook hearing a fake Gordon Ramsay in this had me laughing really hard for some one trying to impersonate him had me in tears lol
@whitezombie10
@whitezombie10 2 жыл бұрын
In a Romanian cooking show they hired a fake Gordon Ramsay and made him judge some plates and he was so realistic the chefs didn't understand what happened and weren't told he is fake, at least until they watched it at home
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
He’s the only one who can find the Lamb Sauce
@cliffitir
@cliffitir 2 жыл бұрын
Literally applied to culinary school drunk on a sunday in july, when i decided going to university for history is a waste of money, got accepted the next week. Culinary was also a waste of money. You can develop the substance abuse problems for much less.
@MomDoer-qc7iw
@MomDoer-qc7iw Жыл бұрын
Considering you were already drunk beforehand I think the issue was you.
@nt_partlycloudy21
@nt_partlycloudy21 Жыл бұрын
Lol if you were drunk when you applied and didn’t consider it when you weren’t drunk, then I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t enjoy it. You kinda did this to yourself.
@MoSBlah
@MoSBlah 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile at Dhar Man Studios… Dhar man - “Alright guys, we need some ideas for a new video. I was thinking we would shamelessly rip off Gordon Ramsey by making his name by Jordan Gamsey or something like that.” Random guy 1 - “Alright. I guess we could just make a video about how a kid tries to get first place, but gets second. But he learns that if you try your best that is all that matters, that sound good to you dhar dhar?” “Welll… I’m just not feeling it there. How about a kid instead tries to cheat and sabotage other kid’s food.” “What about the cameras at every cooking show?” “They won’t have any. The ‘secret’ cameras won’t work either and everyone will be oblivious that he is doing it right in front of them…” “How does that make sense dhar man?” “And then when the kids get removed from the show they will just leave and not say anything! I’m on a roll!” “Dhar man it doesn’t make sense…” “Then at the end of the video we will have the kid get caught after a delivery man exposes him, even though that doesn’t make sense and is the least likely option to happen. What do you think?” “I-I don’t know. How would we even end the video? It’s such a stupid idea how would we end it?” “Oh, one of the contestants that got their food sabotages tells her father what happened. And, get this lol, the father comes back once the kid gets disqualified and commits a felony by beating the kid up in an alleyway! Isn’t that funny?” “No Dhar Man. It isn’t. What will we be teaching the kids?” “What kids?” “The thousands of kids who have your videos crammed down their throats!” “Oh. Yeah I kinda forgot about them. Do you think we should have three large, adult men jump the kid to make it more funny? Maybe through in some mob violence, some human trafficking stuff? We could even through Da Veggie Eating Professor in there too.” “I quit.”
@Theawesomeninja_XD
@Theawesomeninja_XD 10 ай бұрын
Absolute gold 😂
@Kant3n
@Kant3n 8 ай бұрын
13:49 (Delivery Driver Scream Excitedly) Thank you Dhar Mann, I wasn't sure who of the one person on screen was excited.
@roguescister12
@roguescister12 Жыл бұрын
11:57 Jordan Ramsay: “Excellent technique Michael. Very Impressive”. August: he……..is cracking……… an egg…
@user-r9s
@user-r9s 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that discount gordon ramsay didnt crack a smile while acting is quite impressive
@MrsirBS
@MrsirBS 2 жыл бұрын
3:51 wow, this acting needs an Oscar (not) I love how u can clearly see her hold the sugar, then over-dramatically & intentionally drop it Lmfao
@peapod4962
@peapod4962 2 жыл бұрын
"If you don't poo now,you will poo later"..literally dying..my new mantra
@claudiacuevas-nc3vk
@claudiacuevas-nc3vk Жыл бұрын
If you don’t poop now. You’re gonna have to poop later -August The Duck
@bubbacat9940
@bubbacat9940 Жыл бұрын
Okay at 2:48 i think the point was that he couldn't afford culinary school, not that he couldnt get in
@HeindsAG
@HeindsAG 6 ай бұрын
Well if the dads a master chef he could definitely pay for it
@Yeeoldman63
@Yeeoldman63 2 жыл бұрын
7:48 well mister Jordan I don’t know if you know this but in Mexico and other Hispanic country’s we like are street tacos spicy my mom try’s to always load every taco with more hot sauce than meat/ toppings/ tortilla ratio.
@dyr234
@dyr234 2 жыл бұрын
15:07 ofcourse dhar mann had to give that guy a motorhead tank top lol
@ismaelleal7314
@ismaelleal7314 2 жыл бұрын
3:08 literally the same message from Student Cheats On final Exam except they changed one word. From right way to hard way.
@Dr.Funk8864
@Dr.Funk8864 Жыл бұрын
Did that have legendary Jordan Ramsay?
@Pain-eq1di
@Pain-eq1di Жыл бұрын
"he...is cracking...an egg..." That cracked me up🤣
@Zen-nn4mm
@Zen-nn4mm 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann tried to hire Gordon Ramsay but got left on read. 💀
@Jokugocrazy234
@Jokugocrazy234 2 жыл бұрын
"He...is cracking..an egg." 😂😂😂
@Yoosuf_320
@Yoosuf_320 2 жыл бұрын
" we're not just telling stories, we are becoming cringier " - Dhar Mann 2022 -
@skye4591
@skye4591 2 жыл бұрын
15:22 at the end the dude says "tbh even if i lost my job. i dont care!" ummmm what??? dhar man is so out of touch
@ironrevenger9386
@ironrevenger9386 6 ай бұрын
As if seeing a celebrity will make the stress of the Working Class go away. Thank goodness Dhar didn’t use himself for once
@croChimerical
@croChimerical 11 ай бұрын
"I need that delivery back" in no world ever would a delivery driver be allowed to take back food that has left their sight/hands, to then redeliver it to the person intended. that food is no longer considered safe to deliver. you have ZERO idea what the person has done to them. it would be a MAJOR safety hazard if that driver took the cookies back, and then actually delivered them to the correct person.
@shiina29
@shiina29 11 ай бұрын
"Break an egg" instead of "Break a leg" is honestly the only clever thing I've ever seen on a Dharr Man video.
@a.elsagonzalez6824
@a.elsagonzalez6824 2 жыл бұрын
0:46 "now, Dhar Mann is no stranger-" My brain in the rickroll tune: "-to love?"
@jaimeblake9762
@jaimeblake9762 2 жыл бұрын
"He... is cracking... an egg."🤣🤣
@twistedviewlabs
@twistedviewlabs 2 жыл бұрын
apparently Dhar Mann hasn't watched an episode of Hot Ones. Gordon has been on there 3x and conquered it each time
@Evil_Incorporate
@Evil_Incorporate Жыл бұрын
4:28 i like how not even the cameras noticed him cheating the first round, when there are most likely cameras at every corner recording the competetion. Idk, i just LOVE the attention to detail here!!
@TheMamaluigi300
@TheMamaluigi300 Жыл бұрын
8:13 “What goes around always comes around” Second piece on the “Dhar Mann life lesson quotes” bingo board, and August completely missed it. You *know* she was a few letters, er, a few words… an entire sentence away from telling him “What goes in the dark always comes to light, Jason.”
@TheMamaluigi300
@TheMamaluigi300 Жыл бұрын
Side note: that means this video has *two* corny life-lesson quotes
@2killmaster
@2killmaster 2 жыл бұрын
"He. Is. Cracking. An. Egg" You can taste August dissapointment with every word.
@rianarnando8628
@rianarnando8628 5 ай бұрын
With. Two. Hands.
@LouisSmith1776
@LouisSmith1776 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the reason we all watch Gordon Ramsay is his voice. If he spoke like this he wouldn’t be a multi million dollar TV star
@thatmfneon
@thatmfneon 2 жыл бұрын
The day becomes better each time August posts.
@f4u535
@f4u535 2 жыл бұрын
@im sacred shut
@Shadenxox6
@Shadenxox6 2 жыл бұрын
fax
@schcrow.
@schcrow. 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@realcinnamongold
@realcinnamongold 2 жыл бұрын
he uploads every day
@mme_juggernaut
@mme_juggernaut 2 жыл бұрын
Gordon is actually really great with kids.
@darceysmyth4169
@darceysmyth4169 2 жыл бұрын
He. iS CrAcKiNg. An EgG Had me rolling 😂
@Heretowatchvideos123
@Heretowatchvideos123 Жыл бұрын
0:54 you forgot to mention about Alison Day
@Kingsman749v
@Kingsman749v 7 ай бұрын
I think that’s what he was trying to say when he said Marlie damalio
@jakethedog2.0
@jakethedog2.0 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how when dhar Mann makes a rip off celebrity, he uses the worst name possible
@muffin8460
@muffin8460 2 жыл бұрын
so you expect him to get away with using there real name??
@jakethedog2.0
@jakethedog2.0 2 жыл бұрын
@@muffin8460 I expect him to put effort on the name
@muffin8460
@muffin8460 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakethedog2.0 i think you should change the comment a lil if thats the case
@karenanewme7520
@karenanewme7520 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakethedog2.0 I know, he's made Allison Day, Mr. Feast, and now this.
@jakethedog2.0
@jakethedog2.0 2 жыл бұрын
@@muffin8460 can you tell me how
@grnwvfm
@grnwvfm 2 жыл бұрын
The thing with Gordon Ramsay is two different people when it comes to how he is with adults and how he is with children. It is like watching a present day Jeckle/Hyde.
@kyote1089
@kyote1089 2 жыл бұрын
2:41 August hitting us with FACTS! 4:35 Elvira filling in as producer?!?
@coolrunningssinclair
@coolrunningssinclair Жыл бұрын
I swear, this captures none of the original magic that Gordon Ramsey had, he would never say stuff like what he said in the video, and he is almost nothing like he was protrayed in the video.
@coolrunningssinclair
@coolrunningssinclair Жыл бұрын
I am not making fun of the actors, I am just saying.
@lily_pinkyay6980
@lily_pinkyay6980 10 ай бұрын
The fake British accent is so painful I actually feel offended
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