Dhar Mann Hires Fake Gordon Ramsay

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

This guy is nothing like Gordon Ramsay. He never acts rude towards children (even when they cheat).

[@schmellz595]

He looks like if Gordan Ramsey and Rick Astley had a baby

[@froggy8714]

@@schmellz595that’s the perfect description

[@100billiongaming]

@@schmellz595 "You know the rules and so do i....give me your jaaacket"

[@okjeffy6581]

And They’re both British.

[@poison69506]

his acting is good but writing itself is just terrible

[@kristi8036]

The fact that august can talk about Jordan ramsey with a straight face is a skill in its own

[@dylaneditz9974]

fr

[@RedGummyBears]

@im sacred I memorized it. It’s potato wedges

[@Lemon-fb8yh]

how do you even know he has a straight face, he's a duck PNG 💀

[@dylaneditz9974]

@@Lemon-fb8yh facts...

[@_MissLoLo]

What face?

[@aidenguzman3510]

We’re not just telling stories, we’re shamelessly ripping off celebrities

[@neonglowofthenight]

Man f u

[@AneXineohp]

therefore changing lives

[@AneXineohp]

doing that can be comedic at times (like making skits or sketches based off of celebrities, not ripping off them, thought i should clarify), but it’s clear what dhar mann is really trying to do smh.

[@AneXineohp]

also nice play on words

[@FlowBroVR]

💀

[@gabe4037]

Fun fact. I’m an art student in college and one of our professors names is Jordan. We call her Jordan Ramsey because even though the lady is 4 ft she had made grown men cry

[@elbarto4069]

Art students 😂

[@gabe4037]

@@elbarto4069 lmao proud to be a weirdo xD

[@Calwerx]

It’s Jordon Ramsay

[@ahandlemustbechosen]

@@elbarto4069 Let ppl be what they wanna be lol

[@IndraAshuroAkatsuki]

Golden just GOLDEN💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@roll3886]

If you've ever seen Masterchef Junior, Gordon is actually really calmed and toned down with the kids, not a single swear word and he doesn't even yell at them. He tries his best to be constructive with them. So in that sense he's not too far off from that portrayal.

[@Niko-yb9pt]

Idk he’s dealing with those kids in the dhar mann vids the same way he is dealing with hell kitchen contestants which is inaccurate Also why is a grown man at the end wanting to beat up a scrawny middle schooler just for insulting him okay?

[@roll3886]

@@Niko-yb9pt Yeah he got it right for most of it though, since August was wondering why it was so toned down and not screaming at everything.

[@Niko-yb9pt]

@@roll3886 I don’t like how dhar mann is featuring child abuse in a lighthearted way like what message is that suppose to be?

[@goofyahhnamingsystem]

@@Niko-yb9pt “my daughter lost the competition because of you so imma beat the shit outta you for that hahah child abuse funni guys”

[@63tpa]

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[@josephunderwood72]

Jordon Ramsay: "Excellent technique Michael, very impressive!" August: "H e. I s c r a c k I n g. A n e g g.

[@Sir.cheezington-the-first]

YES T R U E L Y A M A Z I N G

[@swapnavadey6096]

Now let's see Paul Allen's technique

[@StelBoy2008]

The kid’s face while August was saying that is the cherry on the cake.

[@tetrofita1787]

Cracking a Negg? Wow! Never knew August liked Neopets!

[@sh4dowmarine348]

the most replayed part of the video...and for good reason lol love it!

[@arcticalissa]

“He..is..cracking…..an egg” gets me every time 💀

[@matthewbraith0411]

Yeah it got me too to be honest.

[@SarahSoupster]

This is literally the opposite of Gordon Ramsey. Gordon is Scottish, not posh English. He’s kind and helpful towards children and teens like this (judging that they’re teens based on the fact he’s trying to get into culinary school). When he’s with adults, he very much respects the good chefs but he doesn’t call them darling and dear, he calls waitresses and unassociated people that, he gives the chefs in his kitchen the respect they give him. He doesn’t spew random insults if you food is bad, he complains about your food and then gives you feedback. Based on your response to said feedback THEN he starts insulting, if you take the criticism well and put it into practise then he won’t randomly insult you.

[@ukulelebottom]

he called me a radioactive tropical fish when I mixed an overcooked egg with sulfuric acid, how rude.

[@lunalestrange83]

Underrated comment​@@ukulelebottom

[@MrBookworm01]

1:54 In his defense, this video is depicting a KID'S cooking show, and Gordon Ramsey is notably less harsh with kid cooks than he is with their adult counterparts. So in that sense, Dhar Mann got it right...until later in the video when he started having Jordan screech at these kids for their "mistakes." Also, this video's ending is especially screwed up when you remember that Dhar Mann did a whole "violence is never the answer" video based off the Will Smith/Chris Rock incident.

[@NotBreezey]

He did what!?

[@slippy1743]

fax

[@MrBookworm01]

@@NotBreezey Yep; if you wanna check it out, it's titled "Movie Star Slaps Host at Award Show"

[@brookelynnwu8016]

That, also a lot of his hotel hotel he’ll & kitchen nightmares he was a lot more gentle with the staff. He actually seems like a pretty cool person most of the time unless someone continues to do something that pisses him off so idk why he acts that way on his main cooking show, if I had to guess it’s more acting than reality for entertainment.

[@someguy7629]

Gordon Ramsay even had a cooking competition against the Muppet : The Swedish chef. Then had a box ring style Insult Inferno with Statler and Waldorf.

[@whitezombie10]

I bet Dhar Mann tried to hire the real Gordon Ramsay but he probably shouted insults at him for hours and made him cry

[@okjeffy6581]

He probably saw those videos and was pissed

[@whitezombie10]

@@okjeffy6581 yeah

[@IllyanaReyLiz]

I'd pay to see that😂❤

[@lakeshowbron4747]

😂😂😂

[@Dead.Thingz]

dhar man saw the real videos and thought he could change a life 😫 (if that makes sense)

[@zimrim3211]

You can tell he tried to hire Gordon Ramsay but never got a response

[@sykkunos4386]

ikr

[@OwO-qo1cb]

lol

[@terrariabigbuilds4728]

I guess so

[@flyingpaper6824]

Well in Gordon's mind, Dhar Mann Is a donkey

[@Patriotic_IndianAmerican]

You Donut

[@sybsygstgstsgysg5330]

*”If you don’t poop now, you’ll poop later”* *-AugustTheDuck, 2022*

[@bayejid.a.a]

Lol

[@StelBoy2008]

Truly one of the life lessons of all time.

[@GiGitteru]

Thanks, I honestly really needed to hear that from someone :)

[@aguywhojustexists]

That Quote makes more sense than Modern Dhar Mann videos.

[@jamesoshea580]

That's not the quote.

[@Demon-XO24]

“He. Is Cracking. An Egg “ 😂

[@tedjohnson7585]

"Egg-cell-ent technique, Michael!" LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ironrevenger9386]

CRACKS me up every time I rewatch this

[@RoxlnnBR]

@@ironrevenger9386 bruh

[@SupImEm]

Kid: literally cracks an egg into a bowl. JoRdAn: Splendid technique and flawless execution!

[@victore8342]

"The chef is REALLY sensitive to spice" Dhar Mann must've not seen BOTH of Gordon Ramsay's appearances on Hot Ones

[@okjeffy6581]

Maybe he has but tried to make it slightly different.

[@crimson8448]

You guys step it up too much its Jordan ramsey

[@vibaj16]

well, this is Jordan, not Gordon

[@pokemata1035]

@@vibaj16 MJ?? WHYYY!!

[@CometMasonTrucker]

Watching Gordon Ramsey’s shows, Dhar Mann got this one pretty good, I’ve seen Gordon Ramsey criticize dishes a good bit for being “too spicy”

[@That_1GayTheaterKid]

1:59 Actually, Gordon Ramsey is incredibly kind and caring to the kids on Mastercheft Jr. He only gets pissed at people who claim elbow what they’re doing, but don’t. As far as I’m aware, he never screamed at a child.

[@bigguys45s29]

The actor portraying the fake Gordon Ramsay is Ted Wells. He’s actually an American, he’s just an expert at making voice impressions, which is why Dhar hired him lol. Ted also has appeared on many game shows, even WAY back in the mid 80’s as well. Talented fella. He’s also good friends with the father of actress Marisa Ribisi, who is the ex wife of famous alternative rock singer, Beck.

[@beebeelicious]

Unfortunately not expert at a British accent..🤣

[@summerrose7839]

That’s pretty cool. Thank you for sharing 😊

[@applesaretasty2.099]

@@beebeelicious ikr As a British person residing in England I’ll say that it’s such a fake accent and it’s so obvious

[@rtgedits1865]

I can speak british accent better than that guy lol

[@tgslayer4774]

Dhar put his talents to waste.

[@Jules-916]

I like how they go from making simple street tacos with store-bought sauce to making macarons. Kind of a jump in skill level.

[@mahdireza5695]

Lol yh fr 😂 they could've made something a bit more interesting and at a similar level to the macarons at least... But then again Dhar Mann never makes sense these days.

[@oddessySparkZ]

“Okay, the next challenge is Mac n Cheese” … “And now we’ll be making Gourmet waffles and pancakes with a drizzle of chocolate sauce”

[@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom]

Dhar Mann: I hate abuse! Also Dhar Mann: hmmm🤔 yep, let’s have a man beat a child😊

[@Potato_tomato47]

He called him a doofus so it’s kinda on him yaknow?

[@Geetz7]

​@@Potato_tomato47beating up someone because said someone called you a doofus is just honestly childish, especially if its a kid

[@nicholasemjohnson47]

I didn't like that ending, either, but it's not actually clear that the man actually hurt Jason. He cracked his knuckles, but he probably was only there to scare Jason, nothing more.

[@ironrevenger9386]

⁠@@nicholasemjohnson47Even if he didn’t beat him up the punishment just doesn’t fit. Jason should be made to clean up every dish from the competition. He should also receive a punishment from his own father like peeling onions since he wants to cook so bad

[@nicholasemjohnson47]

@@ironrevenger9386 That's probably true.

[@minikitty7835]

12:32 I agree with that, like if it’s a televised cooking show, wouldn’t make sense that their will be cameras to film the kids cooking?

[@broguy2777]

I can imagine him saying "what are you" "A stupid burger"

[@johnlorraine7496]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marigalante944]

This is the dhar mann universe version of "WHAT ARE YOU?" "An idiot-sandwich"

[@StelBoy2008]

@@marigalante944 that’s literally the joke.

[@marigalante944]

@@StelBoy2008 yes

[@FloridianBarit0ne]

Pu*** panini

[@regalcartoon5932]

Pretty sure Salt and Sugar feel different. And salt has a distinct smell. And sugar I guess dissolves much faster than salt and the solubility is much higher. So, a good and attentive cook who works with both sugar and salt for a dish that they’ve made 100 times before would definitely notice a difference.

[@sylverscale]

Glad I'm not the only one who notices that salt has a distinct smell.

[@whitezombie10]

Yeah

[@okjeffy6581]

I can’t even smell salt. It kind of reminds me of that one Gumball Scene where Gumball eats Cereal with salt in it and Vomits it out on Darwin’s face.

[@theawokendragonPete]

Finally someone who can also smell salt... nobody ever believed me so far

[@lightningpenguin8937]

To me they just have a different texture... I think.

[@rockyraidy7194]

Forget Gordon Ramsay, Jordan is now the greatest anime protagonist in the history of dhar mann

[@bruhmomentum3443]

When he said “its Jordin’ time”. I literally pissed my ass and cried out of my toenails. It was very emotional 🥲

[@Wclimatechange]

​@@bruhmomentum3443 lmao 🤣

[@bruhmomentum3443]

@@Wclimatechange i was expecting you to reply with 😐 since these comments are getting kinda bland nowadays

[@MafiMZFan]

Bakugo🤣

[@itiswhatitisnowcrymore]

@@bruhmomentum3443 😐

[@Bunnings_SnagAUS]

Watching this is a kitchen nightmare.

[@nxlanLuvy]

If a door-dasher delivers food to the wrong person, THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK AND GET IT, I believe it’s some type of health code violation, and besides the door-dasher wouldn’t have just wandered into a building that he is not welcome in, it’s trespassing. And let’s be real, no door dasher cares about their job that much that they will go back to get an order that COULD’VE been tampered with. Dhar Mann honestly is a cheap excuse of a director and he is just doing it for easy money, it disappoints me to see someone who played the fake role of being a good person spreading awareness to someone who’s posting joke skits. “There are no shortcuts to success” - Dhar Mann himself, yet that’s exactly what he did to get where he is now.

[@titaniac3037]

worst part is he didn't find a way to include the fake Ramsay saying "You forgot the lamb sauce!!"

[@melissalonla]

he would have fumbled the line, like he fumbled all of the other ones

[@okjeffy6581]

Only The Real Ramsay can do that.

[@regalcartoon5932]

That, “You Donut!”, and “Fuck off!” were all left out. But as the two people above me mentioned, he could never have pulled it off.

[@joaquinfranzpayumo8460]

Dhar Mann ver: YOU FORGOT THE SZECHAUN SAUCE!

[@CandyCane2004]

Me:I want Gordon Ramsey Mom: Nah we got Gordon Ramsey at home Gordon Ramsey at home:

[@H2ana]

Jordan Ramsay: Well, hello there

[@thesnickle6181]

Jordan Ramsey, Allison day, mr feast, the Dhar Mann universe is very interesting

[@frankthesausage]

Gordon Ramsay from wish

[@DepressedPanthersFan9]

Jordan ramsey can dunk

[@nebulouscat2210]

Mordan scamsey

[@barbie_joo_]

If dhar mann wanted to make Gordon Ramsey rude, then he should’ve added adults instead of kids. He’s never rude to kids and treats them nicely. This just proves that dhar mann went downhill 🤦‍♀️ Edit: y’all thank u for the likes

[@whitezombie10]

Wow, really? I thought he didn't care

[@jordantoatley1086]

@@whitezombie10 Yeah watch clips of Master Chef, then watch clips of Master Chef kids. He's got quite the soft spot for kids.

[@whitezombie10]

@@jordantoatley1086 ok

[@filledwithvariousknowledge2747]

@@whitezombie10 Gordon also usually shouts because he cares and knows you can do better. If he gets calm suddenly it’s because there’s no hope and he won’t waste his time and is more disappointed than angry

[@okjeffy6581]

I always laugh when he screams. If I was in the show. I would just make him mad on purpose. But professionals do have limits.

[@thelearningmethod]

11:54 this part keeps killing me 😂😂😂, especially with August's response

[@lexyberesford5373]

6:03 "hot sauce extremely"

[@justtruz]

I swear that dhar man will make a video on anything or anyone as long as he can turn it into a “life” lesson

[@mitchellplays1440]

Kid says the f word at school regrets it In the video he says fudge and it still beep it out this my idea of a Dhar man video

[@whitezombie10]

@@mitchellplays1440 and at the end he gets beaten by another kid or a kid's parent

[@Golden_Zeke]

Yea.. he can make some weird, cringe, vidoes sometimes, but it's still really interesting and interesting

[@YNoted]

Bonjour Iced

[@justtruz]

@@YNoted hi jweeb

[@icyluckboi2274]

Damn we all love Jordan Ramsay

[@icyluckboi2274]

@LilRookie gordan ramsay* and yea lol

[@icyluckboi2274]

@LilRookie lol yes

[@whitezombie10]

@LilRookie don't forget "Allison Day" who is supposed to be Addison Rae

[@icyluckboi2274]

@@whitezombie10 ahh yes

[@x4jones]

He. Is cracking. An egg. -AugustTheDuck 2022

[@Aufderr]

The fake Ramsay sounds more like a TV villain than a British person

[@KiKiChamp123]

If Gordon Ramsey ever talked to kids like Jordan Ramsey, those kids will be traumatised for life

[@Unverified_User]

the fact that for a health class that i have in highschool, we had to make a skit about peer pressure, and all of them were probably better than dhar man really says something. /hj but seriously, all i can remember is this one skit that this one group did which was basically what you would expect to see in a dhar man video. the characters were some random kid, two homeless guys, and two druggies. basically the random kid was just walking to school one day, gets stopped by the two druggies and is offered drugs, refuses, gets knocked down, then the two homeless guys beat up the druggies and start going on about how they had a good life until they started doing drugs and then they became homeless. the homeless guys help out the random kid and that was the end of it.

[@croissantproductions]

That sounds much better than any Dhar Mann video

[@whitezombie10]

Still 100 times better than Dhar Mann

[@Concealed.weirdo]

We love homeless people beating up the druggies 😩😩😵😵

[@olivestuffedgarlic4901]

I lost it when he cracked an egg and Jordan Ramsay complimented his technic, then I went wild after August paused and had the same react as me 😂

[@luckychen4608]

Technique*

[@nickiqueenofrapp]

@@luckychen4608 shut up

[@minikitty7835]

Like what technique? The way he cracked the egg?? 💀😭

[@NoProGamerOFFICIAL]

The fact that a grown man was about to beat up some middle schooler is just really crazy

[@thezootopiahusky]

4:52 Fun fact This actually happened in MasterChef Brazil when a contestant mistook Salt for sugar in order to garnish her Petit Gateau, it turned out inedible and the judges hated such thanks to it

[@reddi7866]

It happened twice in Masterchef US Season 5 as well. One mixed salt instead of sugar in the bater for her donuts. One mixed salt instead of sugar in the bater for his cake(and he was in the final 3)

[@Matt_Aero]

jordan ramsay: excellent technique micheal: cracks egg everyone else: -_-

[@dunbar5741]

How do real adults write the scripts and not be like, “Hold on a minute…”

[@whitezombie10]

Dhar Mann probably tells them to write them like this, and to keep the job they don't object

[@ZCraftX]

This is like something an elementary students would write for their drama project

[@realcinnamongold]

HES A KIDNAPPER 😳😳😳

[@ZCraftX]

Not only the acceptance rate to the culinary school, but he also mentioned the prize money would help him to get to culinary school. Come on, his dad is a master chef 💀

[@ironrevenger9386]

Yeah, literally the last person who needs culinary school 🤣

[@MadamFoogie]

5:58 Everyone knows that totally clear and transparent hot sauce is the HOTTEST!!!

[@Geetz7]

The fact that the dad straight up assaulted jason just because he called him a doofus is just hilarious

[@murphysclaw6790]

You (kinda) have to give Dhar Mann credit for having the confidence to make videos about the world and the people in it, when he clearly has no clue how either of them work. Stunning and brave.

[@okjeffy6581]

He isn’t human

[@suleimansghk]

more like brave and foolish if I say it

[@vibaj16]

He's incredibly pessimistic about how people act, and incredibly optimistic about what happens in the end

[@Loonicorn56]

Truly taunting the line between bravery, and stupidity.

[@jojok9751]

"We're not just telling stories, were changing lives" such a great lie to tell children thanks Dhar Mann

[@whitezombie10]

He is changing lives by making kids dumb

[@jojok9751]

@@whitezombie10 true

[@okjeffy6581]

It’s even enough to make grown men like me dumb. I accidentally sent a mean message to a company and I got fired. IN RETARDED!!

[@chimichangas365]

Ngl this is fraud.

[@frisbeejo8449]

Ikr, the worst part is that the comments in dhar man's videos are pretty much just kids copying and pasting the quote and saying how true it is.

[@AneXineohp]

2:09 to be fair, he (like, the actual Gordon) is gentler and more comical (like a dad) with kids.

[@LeanlovesLain143]

Imagine Jordan and Gordon Ramsay have a cook off

[@Kant3n]

13:49 (Delivery Driver Scream Excitedly) Thank you Dhar Mann, I wasn't sure who of the one person on screen was excited.

[@liggrish]

August makes dhar mann bearable to watch

[@alexorsmthnidk2449]

hes still unwatchable for me

[@Devious-Minds]

0:14 **senses the cringe and vomits blood all over**

[@jane9240]

11:58 Heeeeeee. Is cracking.... An egg😂😂😂😂

[@ironrevenger9386]

August’s delivery of that line and the zooming in CRACKED me up too

[@coolrunningssinclair]

I swear, this captures none of the original magic that Gordon Ramsey had, he would never say stuff like what he said in the video, and he is almost nothing like he was protrayed in the video.

[@coolrunningssinclair]

I am not making fun of the actors, I am just saying.

[@claudiacuevas-nc3vk]

If you don’t poop now. You’re gonna have to poop later -August The Duck

[@bclynch30]

“DONT INTERRUPT ME, YOU DONUT” okay that actually made me laugh

[@croissantproductions]

This is the greatest Dhar mann chef of All Time

[@RSG_TheMonster]

Penguinz0 moment

[@alienjayy]

No stop no

[@dylaneditz9974]

yes

[@alienjayy]

@Hello hello hello

[@Marshall-Ridez]

No one likes dharmann Gordon was on Mr beast and guess what Mr beast and Gordon don't like him he is a bad person idk why your supporting a terrible youtuber his videos these days are pathetic I even unsubscribed it got that bad

[@TechnicallyLegends]

Dhar Mann went into a dollar general, saw this guy shopping. And asked the guy if he wanted to be in one of his videos.. This guy is literally the dollar general version of Gordon Ramsay.

[@Pain-eq1di]

"he...is cracking...an egg..." That cracked me up🤣

[@Heretowatchvideos123]

0:54 you forgot to mention about Alison Day

[@Kingsman749v]

I think that’s what he was trying to say when he said Marlie damalio

[@lizafrench8455]

One of the best and truest statements I have every heard... "If you don't poop now, you will have to poop later" Pure genius August

[@cookedsanta]

Gordon is usually really nice with kids and children

[@lasses0450]

Jordan Ramsay looks more like Rick Astley than the actual Gordon.

[@cheeseburger111]

I turned 5 again when you said if you don't poop now you will poop later i started dying of laughter

[@DEEZ_N4T]

3:58 bro Gordon would’ve seen this 100% that man’s got eagle eyes, well tbf Jordan Ramsay is probably blind af

[@cliffitir]

Literally applied to culinary school drunk on a sunday in july, when i decided going to university for history is a waste of money, got accepted the next week. Culinary was also a waste of money. You can develop the substance abuse problems for much less.

[@MomDoer-qc7iw]

Considering you were already drunk beforehand I think the issue was you.

[@nt_partlycloudy21]

Lol if you were drunk when you applied and didn’t consider it when you weren’t drunk, then I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t enjoy it. You kinda did this to yourself.

[@livydivyyy]

I would love to try Jordan Ramsay’s food! 💀

[@rgerber]

They not only saw him change the "sugar" labels, they even filmed him and didn't notice LOL

[@ehabk9062]

2:05 HAD ME DYING!

[@kajaxlesly2]

Fr! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bubbacat9940]

Okay at 2:48 i think the point was that he couldn't afford culinary school, not that he couldnt get in

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

Maybe, but that would make too much sense for a Dhar Mann video.

[@HeindsAG]

Well if the dads a master chef he could definitely pay for it

[@thatmfneon]

The day becomes better each time August posts.

[@f4u535]

@im sacred shut

[@Shadenxox6]

fax

[@schcrow.]

Agreed

[@realcinnamongold]

he uploads every day

[@Yeeoldman63]

7:48 well mister Jordan I don’t know if you know this but in Mexico and other Hispanic country’s we like are street tacos spicy my mom try’s to always load every taco with more hot sauce than meat/ toppings/ tortilla ratio.

[@demonicwolf2237]

so I learned how to cook from watching Gordon Ramsay's for years and I'm an amateur cook hearing a fake Gordon Ramsay in this had me laughing really hard for some one trying to impersonate him had me in tears lol

[@whitezombie10]

In a Romanian cooking show they hired a fake Gordon Ramsay and made him judge some plates and he was so realistic the chefs didn't understand what happened and weren't told he is fake, at least until they watched it at home

[@okjeffy6581]

He’s the only one who can find the Lamb Sauce

[@marcusbaker830]

12:07 GUILTY ASF

[@lily_pinkyay6980]

The fake British accent is so painful I actually feel offended

[@Yoosuf_320]

" we're not just telling stories, we are becoming cringier " - Dhar Mann 2022 -

[@ismaelleal7314]

3:08 literally the same message from Student Cheats On final Exam except they changed one word. From right way to hard way.

[@Dr.Funk8864]

Did that have legendary Jordan Ramsay?

[@MoSBlah]

Meanwhile at Dhar Man Studios… Dhar man - “Alright guys, we need some ideas for a new video. I was thinking we would shamelessly rip off Gordon Ramsey by making his name by Jordan Gamsey or something like that.” Random guy 1 - “Alright. I guess we could just make a video about how a kid tries to get first place, but gets second. But he learns that if you try your best that is all that matters, that sound good to you dhar dhar?” “Welll… I’m just not feeling it there. How about a kid instead tries to cheat and sabotage other kid’s food.” “What about the cameras at every cooking show?” “They won’t have any. The ‘secret’ cameras won’t work either and everyone will be oblivious that he is doing it right in front of them…” “How does that make sense dhar man?” “And then when the kids get removed from the show they will just leave and not say anything! I’m on a roll!” “Dhar man it doesn’t make sense…” “Then at the end of the video we will have the kid get caught after a delivery man exposes him, even though that doesn’t make sense and is the least likely option to happen. What do you think?” “I-I don’t know. How would we even end the video? It’s such a stupid idea how would we end it?” “Oh, one of the contestants that got their food sabotages tells her father what happened. And, get this lol, the father comes back once the kid gets disqualified and commits a felony by beating the kid up in an alleyway! Isn’t that funny?” “No Dhar Man. It isn’t. What will we be teaching the kids?” “What kids?” “The thousands of kids who have your videos crammed down their throats!” “Oh. Yeah I kinda forgot about them. Do you think we should have three large, adult men jump the kid to make it more funny? Maybe through in some mob violence, some human trafficking stuff? We could even through Da Veggie Eating Professor in there too.” “I quit.”

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

Absolute gold 😂

[@nathanvanek6479]

14:47, well Jordan, he almost did.

[@EarMuncher]

I don’t think Dhar Mann has even seen a Gordon Ramsay Show😭

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

Fr. The whole time I was like "this is not how it works" 😭

[@skye4591]

15:22 at the end the dude says "tbh even if i lost my job. i dont care!" ummmm what??? dhar man is so out of touch

[@ironrevenger9386]

As if seeing a celebrity will make the stress of the Working Class go away. Thank goodness Dhar didn’t use himself for once

[@mme_juggernaut]

Gordon is actually really great with kids.

[@Jokugocrazy234]

"He...is cracking..an egg." 😂😂😂

[@Abnormally_Me]

0:51 and you at some point😭

[@primpywastaken]

september the duck

[@JAEDENLEEHSIENCHERNMoe]

i got emotional damage watching this

[@LouisSmith1776]

I feel like the reason we all watch Gordon Ramsay is his voice. If he spoke like this he wouldn’t be a multi million dollar TV star

[@jaimeblake9762]

"He... is cracking... an egg."🤣🤣

[@kyote1089]

2:41 August hitting us with FACTS! 4:35 Elvira filling in as producer?!?

[@RANGER_Xsports]

"HE IS CRACKING AN EGG!"😂 GOT ME DYING KEEP IT UP AUGUST🎉

[@RANGER_Xsports]

😂

[@CNSPORTZEDITZ]

He’s been doing this for years. Remember Allison Day, MrFeast, Nick Ronan (the last one isn’t a celebrity but he said that’s the ucla basketball coach but the actual ucla basketball coach’s name is ‘Mick Cronin’ as it still counts)

[@BrickShorts8118]

They should’ve named him Rordon Gamsey

[@captaingomez849]

3:02 GeE gUyS i WoNdEr WhAt ThE lIfE lEsSiOn WiLl bE

[@peapod4962]

"If you don't poo now,you will poo later"..literally dying..my new mantra

[@Mr.Jim248]

"That Vegetarian Professor". I thought it was going to be Some Carnivorous Professor

[@Zen-nn4mm]

Dhar Mann tried to hire Gordon Ramsay but got left on read. 💀

[@user-r9s]

the fact that discount gordon ramsay didnt crack a smile while acting is quite impressive

[@twistedviewlabs]

apparently Dhar Mann hasn't watched an episode of Hot Ones. Gordon has been on there 3x and conquered it each time

[@grnwvfm]

The thing with Gordon Ramsay is two different people when it comes to how he is with adults and how he is with children. It is like watching a present day Jeckle/Hyde.

[@spingleboygle]

what’s funnier is that gordon ramsay would NEVER act like this with children, lmao jordan sounds like my PE teacher

[@Coolguy95000]

I thought the universe aligned for me when I made the perfect Rollercoaster in Rollercoaster tycoon 1 and 2 but never 3.

[@konohamaru4927]

Gordon Ramsay to Dhar Mann: "Your plot is raw!!!! It's RAAAAW!