Diceman Dice on MTV awards

[@wiebegraham]

Who here while listening to JRE #1989 - Andrew Dice Clay episode? Dice is a Legend

[@Tiberius_Gracchus]

Was hoping to see the part of the story where Clay said Arsenio jumped on Dick Clark They musta cut that part out 😂

[@Barrett_Parker]

Literally. Lol

[@MichaelWilliams-nj6uk]

Guilty

[@FRANCESCOBERGOMI]

Yes, Sir!!

[@CornishNews]

yes!!!

[@jeffdurall8353]

Thank you MTV for giving us 5 years of music television over the last 40+ years.

[@devnull73]

and that was Van Halen "Jump!" on repeat.

[@mogadon7]

Whats the difference between FUNNY and FILTHY ? This apparently.

[@chrisjames5188]

Somewhere in the back Arsenio Hall is holding dick Clark back 😂

[@howardford6991]

Dick Clark tried to whoop Dice's ass after this set, lol.

[@jamesdep8128]

Dick Clark lost his mind. Arsenio knows it was a winner

[@bfsgman]

@@legendbucwild They still had the FCC to answer to. Why do you think MTV banned him? It was also Dick Clark who tried to talk them out of it, so there's that.

[@mikeesser3853]

3:01

[@georgepagotelis]

@@mikeesser3853 possibly but too grainy to tell

[@johnmonica]

I remember my mom running into the room yelling for the remote.

[@CornishNews]

I hope she wanted to turn the volume up! 😂😂😂

[@thebigbear2922]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessicaalvarez2314]

Jonathan what are you watching on TV let me see that dam remote!

[@machotorres856]

Forget being banned for life. Dice should have hosted every VMA award show since this one. The world would have been so much better

[@raymondsolisjr.1262]

Yup

[@crackernumber2]

naked

[@alexandermcappiellojr813]

OH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@CriticoolHit]

Yeah. I came here expecting WAY worse. I watched that 3 minute clip of him talking about the gays in brooklyn which was a seriously offensive set thinking -- Damn! if this was just a normal set that MTV thing had to be crazy! Nope... Tamer than a newborn cub. ::shrug::

[@feministcunt6838]

damn fucking right

[@truth6027]

And yet to day MTV is the moral authority with Sixteen and Pregnant. 😂😂

[@RLCD]

Dice actually got banned for life from MTV for this

[@newname9064]

@@RLCD pure bullshit

[@Banchinca]

Lmaooo

[@allenbrown4638]

​@@RLCD MTV lifted the ban in 2011

[@RLCD]

@@allenbrown4638 oh? Didn't know that Doesn't make much of a difference though

[@RichieRichMD]

This man has courage, to do this at the top of his game one must have balls of steel, the next year (1990) he was filling Madison Square Garden to its capacity (20 thousand) 2 nights in a row. I saw him at the Greek Theater in 1993 and it was packed, men and women laughing their assess off carefree unlike today, oh, what a beautiful time in America, when people had a sense of humor.

[@blurgle9185]

But this humor was so bad? I get like Denis Leary, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison. They appealed to a very repressed and puritan time where cursing was wholly banned from TV, everyone had to be "god-fearing" patriots and family friendly, anything that broke those rules was fun and exciting... but this? This is just plain bad, it's like the entire appeal was the character and saying dumb shit over and over again like a broken record. People must've been starved. There are thousand of comedians more raunchy, talented and clever than this today, they just don't pack stadiums and old farts don't know about them.

[@RichieRichMD]

@@blurgle9185 Speak for yourself this is a matter of taste, and taste as you well know subjective, just like beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oh, and one more thing before I forget, you too will be an old fart one day, you cannot help it, there are no alternatives, it is not negotiable, but you too one day will become an old gizzard, I guarantee it. Edit: Enjoy hour youth while you can, because it does go fast.

[@blurgle9185]

@@RichieRichMD a bit hypocritical to say "its subjective" when your post punctuates with the typical sentiment of "back when people had humor". And about old farts being unaware of new talent is just an objective truth, not a criticism of being old. I'm sorry you're insecure about it. I don't need reminders, I learned the hard lessons in life earlier than most.

[@MM3291-n3r]

@@blurgle9185 Fool.

[@bigmacattk]

Some people like the taste of dog crap, those are the ones that say Clay is funny

[@rcortez911]

I was a sophomore in highschool when this came out. We had a cassette of Dice we would hear over and over in our friends car while driving up and down the strip in our town. Good times

[@jeremyc4893]

Before Dice me and a friend listened to Eddie Murphy's Delirious on cassette.

[@CommanderCronus]

I saw this live when it aired in 1989. Best VMA show ever.

[@legendbucwild]

91' was pretty good too

[@RetroRuss]

I love that guitar during the intro.

[@maximusprime3459]

Thanos was really searching the universe for that leather jacket.

[@derekmyers3258]

He is such a LEGEND for doing this. Yes!

[@nicholasbrockway4087]

That jacket is impeccable

[@kyliesteinbrook1883]

Like beetlejuice with a tan.

[@Cw311z]

Before Robin Thicke tried to do it.

[@bestofyoutubecomedy5666]

Legendary.

[@cisco1899]

Well if it ain't fucking Dany Mullen.. just dropped by from your video.

[@Chase-nc1nk]

@@cisco1899 same lol

[@AndrewMunro-ln8kf]

Thanks for introducing me to his hero Danny!

[@James42069]

I'm here because I watched your video and wanted to watch this savagery. I've got a Heineken open, crack pipe warming by the lighter and my favorite hentai waifu pillow. Gonna wank it to some good Andrew Dice Clay. Thanks Danny!

[@bestofyoutubecomedy5666]

Hahah glad I could make the intro boys!

[@avaadore4492]

I remember seeing this live and having my mind being blown. I've been a fan ever since.

[@bennypit4411]

This blew your mind

[@Banchinca]

​@friedelspaghetti no way man. It's hilarious

[@avaadore4492]

@@bennypit4411 Context is everything. This was 1989. There was nothing like him at the time.

[@jeremyc4893]

@@avaadore4492 He was the first comic to sell out arenas according to Rogan!

[@HipsterDoofus100]

@@bennypit4411 speaks to tthe size of his mind

[@thelordofhellaz]

Gets banned for life from MTV for this and then years later......Jersey Shore hits it big on MTV :-) lol :-) Dice was a prophet!!!

[@macgyverbryan1377]

Yes Billy, a hundred years ago MTV actually played music videos.

[@oldpantsnewjersey]

Strange comment on a clip that features no music videos.

[@furiousmojo1]

Lol

[@masterragebaiter]

@@oldpantsnewjerseythe original commenter is just a 40 something year old who got the very end of MTV and acts like he was an 80s kid but was born in 1985. I can guarantee I’m correct. Unfortunately I can read people within one sentence online or in person. I’ve had to learn this skill from being used and abused my whole life. I started studying personality traits and social cues. There are only a handful of personalities. Once you figure them out, you can read people like a book. It’s a great asset to have. It’s saved me so much heart break, fights, misunderstandings, and wasted time. I promise you, one sentence from someone can tell you 85% about them. You just have to know what to listen for and look for. Body language isn’t viable over KZbin so you have to look at spelling, grammar, connotation, and punctuation. Those 4 things will tell you about 75% of what the persons all about. Just remember trolls and rage bait are prevalent. That means someone is faking/over exaggerating their worst traits. This is a common deceptive tool used by many including me. My online personality versus my real word personality are 1000s of miles apart. Happy hunting and be safe

[@frogbones1968]

Me and the old lady went and saw him at the silverdome in Detroit, I think in 90(?) He was insane!!!!

[@frogmantoad8110]

He was and still is a legend! Dice forever!

[@fubarlife7776]

In my book he's a nasty cigarette smoker, not a legend at all!

[@RichieRichMD]

@@fubarlife7776 Then you may have a book full of - - - -

[@AccentShmaccent]

A king, legend, and a god!

[@HipsterDoofus100]

anyone who thinks this is funny is an idiot

[@chadmears136]

Dice got banned from MTV 4 life after this night. Dice later recalled years later because Dick Clark was there losing his freaking mind. What did they expect from the Diceman. Legend!

[@bibmitchell6542]

Fucking legend. I love what he did on CNN, too

[@905north9]

Opened a fuckin gym!? Lol

[@OneShotKiller1996]

I'm watching this for the first time The crowd was AWESOME I didn't expect that. I wish ppl are still like that

[@Banchinca]

They still are. Gotta find the right crowd. Right now we have 2

[@engjds]

Why do you find him funny? I dont get it.

[@robw2486]

He is a disgusting creep.

[@engjds]

@@MD-uu5nt I can only conclude he came at a time swearing was edgy, or hi character reminds them of someone they know. But yeah, that 'comedy' is lost outside of America.

[@thebrutaljudge9883]

They still are but they have been programmed to think the opposite,.,,,people are bots, biologic robots.......dumbest form ever......they follow like sheeps......in 50 yrs a guy like DICE qill come and do the same humour and he'll be SOOOOO popular,,,,,it a cycle.

[@ecdctechmma]

This should have millions of views

[@TheBigScat]

Put this up there with Norm MacDonald getting himself fired from Weekend Update for doing OJ jokes after having been warned not to. Success often stems from not caring about failure.

[@lovelife-v1d]

You took the words right off my tongue!

[@AdamZimmerman-c6i]

All because Lorne Michaels was buddies with OJ and couldn’t handle the truth

[@047Kenny]

I would pay anything to watch something like this in 2020.

[@kukaliemikalie8157]

*CodComedyTJ* Hilarious and banned 😂

[@Johnfartsalot]

Is this Kenny Torres? Cco 2-18? If not. I apologize. Looking for a friend

[@jamesgroves5294]

I remember that night like yesterday. The media was outraged! Man, what I would give to live in that America again. God Bless America. God Bless Freedom 🙏🏿🇺🇸

[@TickellSchitts0080]

I remember it like it was an hour ago, BACK!... GET IT!!

[@RichieRichMD]

I second that sentiment 💯 x a zillion, this was a time when America still laughed, when expression and aesthetics were encouraged, when laughing at sarcasm comedy was allowed to be expressed. I don’t like the state of things now, seems like Americans are loosing their freedom bit by bit, I hope is not too late to save the republic. As a foreigner who loves US I see what’s happening loud and clear…”Let’s go Brandon” 🇺🇸

[@jamesgroves5294]

@@RichieRichMD Blessings to you and yours 🙏🏿🇺🇸

[@11JohnBooker22]

I can't listen to Dice without remembering Gilbert's impersonation. R.I.P Gilbert.

[@rahsaanthomas7030]

From Howard Stern's show? Yeah, that was funny.

[@darrenrosenberg525]

Awigi wigi wigi wigi ooooh!

[@flintsky7706]

Dice Gottfried

[@elyea5928]

OH!

[@brockbaby]

He's doing the routine he was super famous for at that exact time. What did they expect? MTV rarely liked to arbitrarily ban things (Justify My Love video comes to mind). There was so much worse than what Dice did but everyone else always got a slap on the hand. For some reason they ban Dice.. for life! Never made sense. In any event MTV is totally irrelevant now. DICE wins.

[@1AstralKing]

MTV hasn’t been relevant since the 90s.

[@seanm3933]

He was supposed to just do the one line at the end introducing Cher, but right before he went on they told him Cher wasn't ready yet and to stall...so Dice being Dice obliged........

[@Kildayyan]

Dice does the f@#king.

[@MononMan36]

honestly he killed it

[@hansbambach4854]

A beast and an absolute legend....

[@skullsession]

Those of us who knew, knew...and we tuned in because we knew that no matter what producers told him - this was going to happen. It was glorious. And then they were shocked? 🤣

[@sclark56DL]

Listening in 2024

[@Whatyoutakinbout]

I remember listening to this in my room with my headphones on and on repeat. I think I was 10. I thought I was sneaky as shit. I guess I dosed off and the headphone jack disconnected. And it was blasting and my mom came in with a wooden spoon. Later that week I found that tape in my dad’s radio cassette in the garage. Rockin times!

[@cainm8808]

Back when life was good and made a lot more sense

[@mikemcq10]

My first time watching this since it happened live. I’m 12 years old again.

[@a.d.8252]

The 90's weren't ready!

[@FuzzThePiGuy]

Back when MTV was MTV before it came a soap opera.

[@cymaddux3131]

The ban was lifted in 2011.

[@deadmoosemeat7952]

no joke, lmao

[@monsieuraout]

Was that because *_Dick Clark_* died or did he die later on?

[@tingtongtube]

...but who would even want to go on MTV after 2011?

[@davidvenesky9053]

I met this chick last week and wheeled her back to my apartment. LMAO 😅

[@krisscanlon4051]

Seen it live...what a year...those were the days...Diceman cometh😂 no delay 😂

[@guitarguru.3572]

What’s truly remarkable is how tame this is compared to the garbage that’s been on MTV the last several years. Hypocrisy at its finest. This was good for MTV, and it was even better for Dice.

[@percyvolnar8010]

I remember when this aired. I was in highschool and my dad literally fell off his chair laughing and kept saying 'Holy s%@t, Did he REALLY SAY THAT on national television???". I looked at my dad and said, YEP, he sure did! LOL

[@Fletch2022]

I was looking for Dick Clark with messed up hair in the background!

[@adamoxen]

3:01 but not clearly

[@djwillmanofhouse]

They hated that dice had balls

[@timstadlmueller58]

For he told the truth

[@YokozunaNumber1]

MTV was never the same after this. A few years later, Beavis had to be censored from saying the word "fire". Total PC bs. Ironically, they later had a show called "Undressed," which was softcore porn that bordered on Cinemax After Dark. Hypocrites.

[@gsb0311]

Fake news, MTV went on to become even bigger, dice career took a hit and never was the same after MTV banned him

[@sumoni]

I forgot all about undressed!

[@ryand4533]

@@gsb0311 He didn’t say they got smaller he said they started censoring. MTV was much rawer before this moment. Then they got sued over the “Fire” incident and it was much more toned down. For a while then it when full retard with real world and as far as I’m concerned killed itself. I ended up working with MTV on making the band I think season 3. Everyone that worked for them was a complete asshole.

[@AdamZimmerman-c6i]

The crazy part is that the censored Beavis saying “fire” because some kid set his house on fire allegedly because of Beavis and Butthead. It turns out the kid didn’t even watch the show 🙄

[@JohnDeaux161]

mtv banning him did more for him than not banning him 😂

[@thekevalater]

In 1989 Andrew Dice Clay is banned for life from MTV. Basically he was censored for his comedy show. THE VERY NEXT YEAR, 1990, Eric Bogodsian and 2 Live Crew turn their appearance on the show into a political statement on the evils of music censorship. DO YOU GET THE IRONY?!?

[@brettsoutdoorexperience9422]

Came here after Joe Rogan.

[@MikeyLee559]

Lol same here

[@michaellowther8649]

Me too!!😅

[@toddballard-zw5fg]

Yep

[@Ch33ziTzsk8R]

I didn’t search it, was the algorithm… 😂

[@myyoutubepage199]

I was there live

[@seanm3933]

Dice was a force that MTV couldn't handle. They told him to stall, they knew what was coming... If you haven't seen it, watch his show Dice. It's unbelievable.

[@TheBrightStarofCain]

I need this fucking jacket.

[@nothingtosee314]

The actual jacket auctioned for around $1700 in 2008. I'm sure you could legitimately own it for a (relatively) affordable price if you know how to bullshit.

[@Eman-vp5wk]

That's his jacket

[@davidmoskowitz1801]

Adc talked about this moment on Joe Rogan’s podcast …. Saying that mtv banned him for life after this, Dick Clark rushed to the stage after ADC’s opening….And his manager Sandy Galen called Adc saying he hoped this didn’t get to the west coast.

[@scottwinter1146]

It most definitely did. I was 8 years old at the time, and I’ve been banging 600 pound chicks ever since.

[@USA4life247]

True meaning of freedom of speech

[@craigthescott5074]

Rumor is Arsenio had to jump on Dick Clark’s back and kept him from trying to throw dice off stage.

[@tomb5396]

Saw dice live in Hollywood just before ford fairlane was released. He murdered the crowd, never laughed that much , my face hurt

[@maga6252]

Annnd Cher started singin' this song! Sumthin' bout turnin' back time! Owww! 😅😢😂😎

[@toomuchdrivetothrive]

Dick Clark trying to take out Dice would have been 1000x the media bomb as Will Smith punching Rock.

[@skillymulligan9761]

Wow this dude totally slipped my mind. I forgot how fuckin funny he is LOL. The babies would be crying HARD nowadays though. You just cant tell a joke anymore its ridiculous

[@soopahsoopah]

If you have to insult people to be funny that's not really funny.

[@redeastwood4850]

​@@soopahsoopah humor is subjective. Fact is that more people found his humor funny than ones who didn't.

[@soopahsoopah]

@@redeastwood4850 If you have to insult people to be funny that's not really funny.

[@RichieRichMD]

@@soopahsoopah Once again, that’s your opinion Sir or Madam.

[@jbolton4973]

@@soopahsoopahwuss

[@ferminchapa9856]

This was a different time in America.

[@jasonpeng33]

Ya think

[@ps-yk8su]

Gulf War 1

[@thENDweDIE]

"What's your name, honey...any idea..??" HaHa..!! My new line...(evillaugh)

[@Bad.Pappy.Official]

Priceless. 😎✊

[@percyvolnar8010]

Mtv knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they had him on. People forget that this was back when MTV was actually cool. Also, notice how the women in the audience are laughing at his jokes?

[@lessonsobserved]

Legend. Period.

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

Nora Dunn is watching this in INCOGNITO mode.

[@InvestBetter.]

Dice Clay Without a doubt, the greatest comic of 1989

[@josiewarren1751]

I kept waiting for the really bad thing that he said. Still waiting.

[@RockoYourSocksoff]

Exactly. They hired Dice, they got Dice.

[@RocStarr913]

Definitely the Jack Sprat one and the one about “wheeling the chick”. That definitely would be past what would have been acceptable for MTV then, using the words “tits” and “shit”, the latter particularly was not acceptable on basic cable back then.

[@MrMetalManMe]

I thought it was the saggy tits and licked her ass hole clean. He said on Larry king it was that last poem he started and then he remembered the Ending wasn't allowed. Pretty petty really. It was great 😃🤘

[@Kristinapedia]

Things were different back in the "olden days" of 1989.. I hadn't heard "bitch" on tv until the mid 90's at least. about 10 years later I heard "shit". and I hear "dick" now and again.

[@giancarloranieri8555]

Little boy blew, he needed the money. Hahaha

[@mattowens5369]

As an up-and-coming comedian. My goal is to get him to blush as I say hold my beer. I'm gonna kick it up a knotch. It will have Larry Flint and Hugh Hefner blushing from their graves.

[@surfshack2]

It’s un-friggin-believable

[@Hello-nq1gn]

This is classic 😂 legend

[@callumrussell97]

😂😂 thats the best introduction to cher iv ever scene 😂

[@Algingautr]

His best bit was the behind the neck cigarette draw. Pretty sure I remember a kid in junior high school doing that on the playground back in '69.

[@shane9597]

The world could use this mans logic. End of story ooooooooooooo

[@stratdx]

What a set on him. He crushed that night.

[@RichardSanchez137]

Day the laughter died is better than anything Kevin Hart could ever hope to obtain.

[@jasonnoble3971]

Remember: "It's not about laughing. It's about coooomedy!"

[@bundyrivera7162]

You sound old and bitter.

[@thebigbear2922]

FACTS AND I'M A BLACK MAN 💯💯💯💯🐻. #DICEFOLIFE

[@RichieRichMD]

@@thebigbear2922 I’m a French man and I agree with your sentiment 💯

[@amelifehacks]

This comedy act was so unique. We've never had another ADC and never will.

[@Kevinschart]

i've listened to a bunch of his interviews (rogan, bobby lee etc), and he's an incredible story teller. but this is literally the first time i've seen his act. i'm 40. i never gave him a chance because i just didn't get it. Dude is a legend for this.

[@b_bogg]

Had to come check it out after the Rogan podcast

[@RamonIRL]

LEGEND !!!!!

[@yoseppijoe]

Would love to see the millennials react to this being the opening act again lol.

[@mttzakr23]

Yoseppi Joe and get he was banned in the early 1990s

[@yoseppijoe]

@@mttzakr23 I know, but just imagine it.

[@johnyzero2000]

Yeah their pussies would fall off and they would all grow cocks and balls.

[@wwe666q]

Oh look at me I diss millennials. I'm a millennial and I love this man.

[@yoseppijoe]

@@wwe666q That's awesome man. Glad to know some can just still take a joke as a joke and not be offended by it. That is what comedy is intended for.

[@elmerkilred159]

The bit that got Dice banned for life from MTV.

[@niceguy1774]

So when the producers asked "What material are your going to do?" I'd like to know what sanitized trash he gave them. "Knock, knock..."

[@MrAntnee123]

They banned him but....look what they show now really

[@djwillmanofhouse]

I know 2011 they lifted it DICE IS DICE

[@matthewjohnson2495]

You can imagine the look on the producers face’s while this was going on Probably the longest 3-1/2 minutes of there lives

[@realmc60]

SUPERSTAR LEGEND THE DICEMAN

[@kuttsukukoff]

Their is only one way to know who can be ur friend or not. If they laugh to this, there in. If not, u kick them out the door. OHHHHHH!!!!

[@chriscollins3470]

I never so much as cracked a smile listening to this guy………..

[@tortoisejohnny7227]

Killed it 🎉

[@eddierascalhaskell4954]

Ahh, those were the days😆

[@damionneranginui6546]

Great to see him on Rogan.

[@TheVCRTimeMachine]

He was banned for life from MTV for this (as if that's a bad thing), but they actually brought him back to do a bit about how he couldn't get in to the awards a few years later

[@jimcatanzaro7808]

Killed it

[@dirkdiggler9147]

That's awesome!! Back when you could say anything.😅

[@JoseOrtiz-fk6ib]

The yack is kicking in full mode as soon as he steps to the mic.

[@calecoggins9985]

Anyone else here because of the latest Joe Rogan podcast? I forgot all about this.

[@nitrobiz]

CLASSIC!!

[@martyc4599]

Back in the day when we could have a good laugh. Ling gone now.

[@TheFeva345]

Could you imagine how many people would lose there shit if this happened now

[@cineMADvocate]

The same amount of people? He was banned for life. That would have been called “cancelled” by snowflakes like you back then. It’s amazing how many of you act like the 1980s… Where twisted sister and Ozzy Osbourne not to mention movies media and everything else in between we’re all put on littoral trial in front of Congress… Y’all act like the 80s were so OK with everything that came out at that time… No one was offended by anything…

[@LTXwooshie]

Yes I can imagine.

[@detroitdave9512]

This aged like wine lmao

[@michaelt3308]

Only Libtards

[@larrywhinnery1808]

Long live the Diceman.

[@rodmangrum5904]

Oh the memories!!!

[@RossBayCult]

“Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fucking!”

[@dannylopez3344]

MTV is a sad shell of its former self...

[@Pedroism]

There is no more mtv

[@m9b7v5]

Legend