Die Hardly Working: The CH Action Movie

[@Silvanfan]

if you're going to use two versions of the same character, just use one.

[@np2118]

if ur going to use two versions of the same character... just use one

[@jewferigno6920]

WOAH ITS THAT QUOTE THAT EVERY KID WITH ASPERGERS COMMENTS ON EVERY VIDEO WHEN THEY FAIL TO BE ACTUALLY FUNNY

[@theoriginalgeurilla8223]

this video has broken so many time travel rules

[@PlagiarizedG]

I agree, if their future selves knew that they died at a certain date. How would they be alive to let them know how they died?

[@ethanwatson6131]

Endgame rules

[@artypyrec4186]

If they had to call themselves to kill eachother but killing eachother would erase themselves then how could they call themselves to kill eachother?

[@datdo2468]

i don't know what's more amazing: amir's survival of a 20 story drop or how Pat shot all his bullets directly at amir's swords

[@lemonboy9140]

I like how twenty years in the future they have extremely long grey beards.

[@pureradiants888]

White... White beards...

[@NewhamMatt]

Including Sarah.

[@emmire8986]

even the girls

[@HauntingPeace]

Because they're older duh

[@TCt83067695]

​@@emmire8986plural? 😅

[@iamburjo]

This is some top-notch after effects guys. As a media student, I can really appreciate the effort something like this takes. Bravo!

[@DoctorX17]

2023 and it's still great

[@explodinggodhand2436]

I love how future selves always remain until they realize they've killed themselves

[@emmire8986]

in movies yeah

[@TCt83067695]

They have to learn their lesson

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Wait... If the future ones disappear, there's no one in the future to puppeteer the past, meaning that none of this actually happened. Right?

[@Masterpdudley]

If there was ever a paradox I think the universe would just destroy the existence of the problem

[@melanyerodriguez1313]

I think an alternate universe would be created- one where the future ones exist in Order to murder the past,but the past no longer exist.. So there would be no more past anymore with them in it, only the future

[@milesgaunt6767]

Exactly. Kinda like how terminator is an endless loop of pre birth murders.

[@thetardis6213]

Camilo Garcia Ylasaari It creates a paradox leading in terrible things which means everything would die.

[@milesgaunt6767]

+Melanye Rodriguez every time the most minute of changes happens to a timeline, it splits into two different timelines, completely the same until that one change.

[@supernova4161]

And for 6 seconds Amir was cool

[@EvilApple567]

@Alfredo Upvote him to literal heaven baby

[@hobbitandwife]

What I love most about all of these shorts is that in almost every single one, there is at least a couple people in the background who are still working. When I can find a job in which the apocalypse is happening around me and no really bothers to look up because they've seen it all before, I will finally be satisfied with life.

[@theawesomebrick]

"There should be a tub of ice cream. Throw it away." "Okay. Wait- why?" "I'm fat. You need to start eating right."

[@flashcode0]

Amir was trying to avenge Jake.

[@Ichamonji]

I love that the staff are just casually sitting in the background at 2:20.

[@Kawaiieee]

i love how everyone has the ability to not die when they work at college humor

[@alannnny]

I love the fact that everyone else is just working normally :P

[@dylancourtemanche1093]

it must be so much fun there

[@lylecohen1638]

The slide whistle when Amir fell from the window is what killed me

[@ScaryMoldyToast]

Pat Cassels for next Max Payne!

[@graysmiley6624]

Sarah's beard tho

[@kenyon5]

If their future selves killed their past selves, then the past selves couldn't grow up into the future selves so they past selves wouldn't die.

[@vortexkiki9416]

+K Bixby Boom goes the universe

[@fang215]

+K Bixby I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@jakesun7484]

Ever heard of alternate universe?

[@kenyon5]

I'm assuming a linear timeline

[@milesgaunt6767]

+Zhenglong Sun actually, it would creatre an alternate timeline exactly the same until that one change.

[@ruthpol]

um ... how the well was that video of collegehumor never in my recommendations? Its awesome!

[@hitingback]

that's a paradox because they killed them self in the past they wont be around to actually kill them self and since they are not around to kill them self they wont be killed etc. classic time travel mistake.

[@zaraki888]

Great scott! You're right! But you have to come back with me right now, hinting back!

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

But that's not how time travel works. They could go to the past and kill their own selfs. They'll be unaffected because the past selfs of themselves will die in a parallel universe. The them in the current universe will remain. You can't change your own past. That's how it works.

[@lmsorenson8503]

the button they pressed is a medical measuring tape =)

[@TCt83067695]

LM SORENSON no its a zizepherone 6

[@ninjasquidface]

I love how they're all still alive after being brutally murdered ahaha

[@SuiSauce]

I just love how the rest of the office workers are still doing their work casually while all this is going down.

[@NinjaNanya]

Sooo, is this why everyone is in hell?

[@ejoshcoron]

amir's call to sarah is gold

[@מידןטמיר]

+ejoshcoron It's future Jake who calls Sarah.

[@ejoshcoron]

oh snap youre right! the way he was like "eeeya..uh.." sounded so much like amir I didn't pay attention to the name

[@מידןטמיר]

Lol

[@TCt83067695]

ejoshcoron they sounded alike that's why

[@TTRPGSarvis]

But it's a paradox! If they were killed by their future selves they didn't live long enough to kill their past selves!

[@randyjackson37]

And thus their past selves lived long enough to begin the cycle again, temporal loops are fun

[@cdot11289]

why is college humor the coolest thing on youtube???

[@hunterneubauer1999]

If their future selves killed their "present" selves, then their past selves would still be alive. However, since the "present" selves are now dead, the future selves would never exist until the past selves become their age.

[@MovieManOfPetersham]

Anyone else wondering why CollegeHumor needs an office building?

[@Chaos.A]

Because they need to write scripts and stuff

[@johanthomsenDK]

Dude that like asking why comedy central, or cnn or basically any media production company needs an office with 11 million subs, they make alot of money, and need to handle a shitload of work

[@fumi2360]

back to see this masterpiece in 2022!

[@quasarqueen]

right when i thought hardly working has lost quality, here it is, the AWESOMENESS

[@timplayz8705]

guys! this is you 20 years in the future, subscribe to college humor now!

[@krsforever]

This is the best CollegeHumor video EVER :D.

[@ericskowron]

this made ch like the best youtube channel ever

[@gbird.]

2:17 this came out before scott pilgrim movie but doesn't it have a similar scene? or is it just a movie troupe

[@3553able]

sweetest college humor videoI've ever seen!!!!

[@OneHindo]

this has to be the coolest Hardly Working episode EVER!!!

[@Kickuh06]

haha this was by far the best/coolest "hardly working" ive ever seen!

[@KayySame]

This proves how great they all are at acting

[@EarlWheeler]

Entering the New Year Watching this video. Happy New Year Everyone!

[@EnterSandman57d]

easily one of the best movies ever made!! nominated for 3 Emmy's and an Oscar for best motion picture of the year!

[@jamiequinlan]

haha, this is insane editing! One of my fav college humors

[@Clickeey]

i like how other people are still working in the background as this goes on

[@TheKronosScythe]

i love how the phone just bounces to jake as sarah throws it to him

[@DaMilkManMan]

One of my favorite hardly working of all time

[@pbumsupernova]

amazing editing

[@nickkayla100]

i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omgomgomgo u guys should do another one like this!

[@LongJump426]

This was amazing. And a surprising twist at the end XDDDDD This had really good action :D "Hey Patrick. Prepare to tast my blades! AHHHHHHHHH!"

[@ps1993boy]

That was insanely good. Though slightly sad from having to watch everyone die. Pat is awesome!

[@CJBrown133]

The stunts were amazing! And I love how when sarah was shot against the window how she spun then made the splatter!

[@TryHardProductions1]

The budget on this one must have been like 100 times higher than all the rest combined

[@foxtrotnine2504]

Does anyone know the name of the video where it stars pat classels and he’s like an agent or something and in one scene he’s dual wielding four pistols, two sets of handguns are taped to each other

[@kevin1995creegan]

This was so well made! Awsome! :D

[@MegaAdmiralAckbar]

I would pay to see a full-length College Humor action movie.

[@HBV16]

i LOVE amir in EVERY collage humor

[@jamiequinlan]

best CH video ever

[@missbrushingteeth]

This is so awesome they just NEED to make a movie like this!!

[@Sully0020]

awesome effects

[@cutenicole96]

i love how pat just eaily move to the otherside and of course amir falls!

[@Jed0fSpades]

So THIS is where the funding for all the POVs went... Worth it

[@shajdm]

I miss the "HOO!" at the end. I was actually waiting for it.

[@NapanTR]

HOO!

[@GoreKayke]

thumbs up for the effects team!!!

[@Sammichsnake]

Great job filming, I wish I was this good

[@andrewroy9263]

How do they have future versions, again?

[@uzellyman]

PLEASEEEEE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!!!!!!

[@christopherdibiase3066]

Always loved this vid! Nice collection of airsoft guns!

[@FrankDoodle18]

This is the most epic action vid of college humor!!! Thumbs up if you agree!!!!

[@PogieJoe]

Awesome directing!

[@tardersauce3578]

All of them live twenty years in the future, so I can’t imagine all this murder is necessary

[@coleisawesome532]

what program do they use for this?

[@DaniloMacri]

great effects!!

[@JackooGrayhan]

Now we know where all the budget of College Humor went. õ__o

[@kuronekosox]

...........Why am I suddenly reminded of the Lou Reed song "Perfect Day" all of a sudden?

[@1aundulxaldin]

...... ~Oooooh IT'S SSUUUUUCH a PEEERFECT DAAAAAY, I'M GLAD I SPENT IT with YOOOOOUUUUU.... Oh such a PERFECT DAAAY, You just keep me hanging oooooon, You just keeeep me Haaanging ooooon.... ~ * Cut to "Greatness Awaits" * Buy Playstation 4~!!!

[@norbulousprime]

Most epic thinhg EVER!! Full length feature please.

[@IamTheTimBecker]

Why doesn't this have more views.

[@abrock2525]

Hey! I didn't know this movie was shot in instagram!

[@RandomGenericComment]

is there ANYWAY to skip commercials? (other than when they tell you that you can)

[@Lunatula]

whats the song at the beginning?

[@blackhokage1744]

wow most expensive college humor video 😊

[@JOEking990]

Die Hardly Working has been rated the best storyline of 2030.

[@toshie534]

why is this the coolest thing ever?

[@PreciousKandiKatt]

@AliceCullen180 whats the first one's name??

[@Narutonerd001]

so much win... it's beautiful

[@DoURememberMe9889]

Do you guys have stunt doubles?

[@WhosInYourHouse]

By technicallity, Future Dan knew about the knife at 2:00 means that therefore, they survived the solar beam, which means that the future Collegehumour staff should have lived.

[@arsenalfanshukri]

is their office stuff is disposable?

[@ethanzuke]

did you see the guy down the hall at 1:46?

[@hgjfkd12345]

Was that rocket thing from Kick-Ass?

[@Rimsiakas]

I wonder how they pulled this off, what the budget was. Some off those effects look really good.

[@thebanana401]

can this be made into a thing?

[@turnleftaticeland]

is it not a thing already?

[@SebastianMartin]

When Jake said "Talk to me", who else thought he was gonna be all "WHERE ARE MY DETONATORS?"

[@dexobj]

Like the guy above said. In a theoretical scenario where you can travel to the past, its not going to be "your" past but a multiverse past where a version of you lives.

[@RiseMrFreeman]

Best episode ever!

[@Vendettation]

i knew of "forward at a slower rate than earth" but i never considered that as traditional time travel. traveling back as far as the invention of the time machine is a nice way to look at it, i've never thought of that, but paradoxes and gain are still two things, gain, i assume can be worked around, but paradoxes are a bit more tricky right?

[@HermioneTPR]

Jake has obviously been waiting for that call... Immediately springs into action lol

[@patrickpowns]

You did this just to get rid of your old office right? That's what I thought. Great movie btw!

[@aamorfati]

The conclusion is that going back in time or time travel into the past is a paradox.

[@KevinHilt]

Man, that was incredible.

[@subtleteyes]

Anyone know the beginning song?