Don't Trash Talk New York | Hardly Working

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Brennan is from beautiful New York City. YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL. SORRY YOU'RE SCARED OF PIGEONS AND CLUTCH YOUR BAG CLOSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS ABOVE A WHISPER.
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CAST
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Rekha Shankar
Ally Beardsley
Patrick McDonald
CREW
Director - Arthur Enright
Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
Producer - Lucretia Stinnette
Production Coordinator - Annie Humphreville
Director of Photography - Cooper James
HMU - Crystal Gomez
Sound Mixer - Anthony Kozlowski
Editor - Mike McAlister

[@aidanc4757]

“I went there once and there was a trash on the ground” “A whole trash?” That killed me 😂

[@iwbmo]

How many grams does a whole trash weigh?

[@ghos7yt]

a trash, dang

[@bensnedker3019]

sounds like a line that lou would say

[@kattastic9999]

Have you seen the map of human feces in New York because you literally cannot go a block without seeing some

[@mrrpggamer2]

Oh honey don’t go to San Francisco there’s shit on the ground human shit lol

[@michelepella2768]

It was rude of CH to record Brennan at the office without telling him

[@fernandovelalarrain6511]

God tier comment

[@OrangeCreamsicle]

They never tell him it’s all natural

[@mrdictionary728]

He’s never been told he’s being filmed he’s being truman showed

[@Saltier]

For the ceo series they actually made him think he was the ceo of the company for a day.

[@adog5999]

@@mrdictionary728 omg it's been so loooooooong sinc I've heard truman show

[@romilrh]

CH: "Hey guys, we wrote another skit where a guy has a mental breakdown over an idiosyncrasy of life!" Brennan: **sigh** *"Give me the script..."*

[@oreohunter7798]

Funny thing is, I’m pretty sure he wrote it

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

No, there is no script, they just tell him his character and let him roll with it

[@vizor4067]

Didn't Brennan write this doe?

@@aguyontheinternet8436 you think that's a character? That's just Brennan, the cameras happened to be rolling.

[@matthewmcdonald1812]

He wrote this one

[@Pandaman64]

Brennan putting away his laptop saying "interesting" has so much "I'm going to end you" energy I love it.

[@tetrachart4156]

It's the predecessor "Oh, you speak English."

[@jeremygmail]

I would say it gives ":Um Actually" vibes!

[@LLT8]

The unwritten rule: If anybody talks about your hometown in a bad light apart from people who are born there, you have the right to mock their’s

[@DeepBhattacharya01]

But you just wrote it :V

[@icarusgotooclose]

Lol born there? There's not an amount of time you can live someplace and have genuine complaints about it? I moved countries when I was 7 and I'm pretty sure I'm way more informed about what it's like to live where I do now that where I was born.

[@icarusgotooclose]

@Clu Rosencrans I was responding to the part of the comment that said you can't claim someplace as your home town and complain about it as such unless you were born there. I was saying that's a ridiculously high bar. There has to be point you are adequately from someplace to have informed mixed feeling about it that isn't just 'only those born here'. Though to be clear moving someplace at 7 and at 2 are not equivalent since with one you will have a lot of memories, a language or accent, and some childhood cultural touch stones, and with another you will have none. To be clear I call the place I moved to my home town and think I am in just as much a position to criticize it as someone who was born here.

[@outofpocket72]

@@icarusgotooclose I actually very much like Nebraska! Both for the pretty cool attractions it has like the Omaha Zoo and the Buffalo Bill museum/store, and just the openness of it! Maybe I’m strange for enjoying the endless fields of corn but yeah. I’m from Colorado which means people either assume I’m a pothead or a hairy mountain dweller. Usually it’s the city people who assume that. But I tend to mock the fact that they call their 800 foot hills “mountains” and 50 degree weather “freezing.” 🤷‍♀️

[@icarusgotooclose]

@@outofpocket72 I think you responded to the wrong person!! I'm also from Colorado though!!

[@rotsu2108]

"new yorkers never smile." "why would we? *you're there.* "

[@conorflynn6666]

roboboop damn right btw I am a New Yorker

[@mrclueuin]

Burrrrrrrn! 🔥

[@nicemimomisu]

I love how that applies to every metropolitan city in most countries. (and yes, i know New York is not a capital city but...it kind of is).

[@kyleperlman]

As a New Yorker I will say that we aren’t there to smile and make the city feel like a “happy place” to tourists. We are living our lives. Do people anywhere else smile on their way to work every single day? I don’t think so.

[@kyleperlman]

IAmNotPeaceful Every single person? NYC is a much bigger city, those people who smile are just harder to find. I’m positive a majority of any city doesn’t always just smile.

[@evelyne1307]

Brenan's line about going out during Santa con and loving every second of it hits different once you've watched The Unsleeping City lol

[@mahbluebird]

And "I've stepped in puddles so deep and so cold I was barely the same person when I walked out" too

[@requiemforameme1]

Is SantaCon still a thing? I remember the year BLM marched down the West Side Highway, smack dab during happy hour of SantaCon. Makes a great bathroom photo of a puking Murray Hill NYU student throwing up the horns, hanging out an Uber… next to a military fetish dude armed with liter bottles of milk.

[@blessfullstop]

@@requiemforameme1 I need to know if this was hyperbole or if pictures like that actually exist somewhere on the internet...

[@requiemforameme1]

@@blessfullstop Oh, this was a core memory. I didn’t snap a picture as it was REALLY cold that night, and the wind off the West Side Highway in Manhattan was cold af. I don’t think it was EV/Murray Hill area. IIRC it was closer to FiDi where it’s pretty comparatively dead during non-work hours. So drunk, lost tourists dressed as Spirit store’s best Ms. Claus stuck out like a very loud sore thumb.

[@ovencake523]

ughhh im on fantasy high s2 and now i need to watch that too now

[@adoor3760]

"New Yorkers never smile" "Why would we? you're there!" I want Brennan to roast me so bad

[@herringway434]

Telling someone from NY that your home town has "several museums" is like telling a drug dealer you have an Adderall prescription

[@gamertrask9153]

Same with pizza places I have like 6 just in my town

[@TheBXbaconator]

ExtremelyOffensive lmaooooooooo

[@jimmyrivera1830]

Or dunkin donuts

[@ewqdsacxz765]

Dear sir or madam, I wish to inform you, in true tweaker fashion, that an Adderall script is far more prestigious and advantageous than street speed. Look, homie, you've got clean, pharma-grade, even-sized doses right on hand -- high quality, low price -- with a restricted supply to keep you from the temptations of overindulgence -- and it's all 100% legal! You ain't got to attend dodgy meet-ups in dark alleys, and you ain't got to flush no shit when the cops come a-knockin' on your door. Mic drop: it is simply better in every way. Yours unmedicatedly, the next-door mad scientist.

[@rush8849]

Every east coast state has a shit ton of museum because all the history happens here

[@hunniebee6699]

Brennon deserves his own f*cking movie, Jesus that guy can act

[@goldengaruda8935]

bonnie belle he was programmed that way

[@gamertrask9153]

What about Adam Conover he got his own show

[@cyberspino6277]

He is the new zac

[@CameraHam]

You wouldnt believe he got his start as the guy who wrote questions for Um Actually

[@andrewyork3869]

He could be the joker

[@kathleenschipano730]

Ally turning a laugh into a grimace when Brennan jumps next to them on the couch is under appreciated acting

[@petrey5]

And that's when the character Pete was born

[@heatherwind]

THANK YOU. I catch it every time I've watched this, and I don't know how they pulled it off. I'd have lost it. :D

[@wolfkingraiden4455]

I truly lost it when he green goblin jumped on the couch during his rant and the horror on their faces was priceless

[@amandaisnotapanda6558]

“A whole trash??” “A WHOLE TRASH!”

[@lipamanka]

oh there's a can of those at my corner

[@tbmx5685]

We have a truck full

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Mister Lipman a whole can of trashes?

[@punishmint]

we have 80 acres of those

[@seazein]

Woah it’s almost like we watched the same video

[@08131907748]

College Humor has two Kinds of actors: Brennan and Not Brennan

[@KaElSah]

😂❤this!

[@dulio6919]

200th 👍

[@dulio6919]

To like

[@NathanTAK]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Brennan

[@z14key]

And Katie

[@BeazerProductions]

I thought Brennan was having a perfectly normal reaction until he picked up his mug like a psychopath.

[@YFZriderdude15]

Haha I noticed that too before I even read your comment. What an awkward hold!

[@INKI_teh_Rogue]

Ha ha ha ha I know right ha ha ha what a psycho ha ha ha ! **note to self, change cup holding method. The cattle are onto us.**

[@sirkonivaric]

Holy shit that line about Santa Con hits harder when you realize he made a D&D Campaign that explained Santa Con was just a gathering of failed Santa Clause clones

[@Volatile127]

What?!

[@c4llmeco4ch]

@@Volatile127 Unsleeping City is basically Brennan's homage to NYC

[@isaiaharmour6145]

Why does Brennan have a mental breakdown in every sketch he's in?

[@muraddiab6393]

Cause he’s typically the smartest guy in the sketch dealing with everyone else.

[@icelandia4]

Would you ever want something else in life? I'm good like this.

[@esmewayne318]

Not only every sketch. Did you see that end card? He had a breakdown there too.

[@elguapo1690]

Is that what a mental breakdown looks like? I should see somebody...

[@rebekah5052]

It's his therapy. It's the only time he gets to release pent up anger.

[@g_oduofthenorth9618]

"Everyone's so drunk and angry." I thought she said she was from Philly.

[@Atmapalazzo]

Yeah but when your Philly drunk the anger is mostly directed towards the police horses.

[@jackhovatter]

@samotbrandon she’s from like Flourtown or somewhere I’m sure. Also Philly proper can talk shit on NYC and together we can make fun of Jersey. It’s the law lol

[@peebay3515]

Philly fans are rabid psychos.

[@danielwisniewski4005]

Mostly at a tailgate, friendo.

[@ThePhl4ever]

@@peebay3515 That is a lie the media tells you because they are lazy and tell the same tired old story.

[@dominikocaginavanua4787]

"New Yorkers never smile" "Why would we? You're there" The delivery is perfect

[@ryansunderman4171]

3:05 Ally is trying so hard not to laugh when he jumps on the armrest. Never noticed that before 😂

[@earningzekrom4173]

Neither did I lol

[@ayangerard6823]

As a New Yorker, I truly appreciate that the subway is what set Brennan off. NO ONE INSULTS OUR UNDERFUNDED SUBWAY!!

[@martygabe18]

Unless you're in the outer boroughs... Grumble grumble 7 train

[@VardhanShrivastava]

I'm not even an American but I too get ticked off at exactly the same thing.... I legit relate to Brennan's trigger.... Yeah it is shitty... But even in that it is GRAND!

[@grimmisascorchmain9486]

Ur subway is underfunded

[@marianad.s.2829]

I liked New York's subway, it just needs more supervision (in 7 days I saw like, 15 people riding between the trains)

[@VardhanShrivastava]

@@marianad.s.2829 what??? But there is no space between the carriages.. They are connected??

[@banditraccoon8476]

"New Yorkers never smile" "Why would we? You're there"🤣

[@calvinphelps8786]

iDraco Dragonare What is this? Commentception?

[@vedantdubey3449]

Thousandth like

[@sunshinecircus7254]

Why did this get likes😂

[@logancoffman9207]

Bandit Raccoon they are depressed because they are lonely people aren’t nice there

[@TriniLush7]

😒😒😒😂😂😂

[@bradee129]

“After I look up how to roast it in the encyclopedia of places nobody gives a shit about” is a hard ass line

[@candicevanderstreet3332]

As an "upstate" New Yorker, usually people hear me say I'm from New York, they assume I mean NYC and start hating on NYC. So not only are they making fun of NYC, they literally are just making fun of a place I'm not from. It's awkward. Stay strong NYC.

[@wickedburnout6876]

same but western ny

[@user-yc2vh7pf8y]

And then they call western NY also upstate NY 😭😭​@@wickedburnout6876

[@Willy_Warmer]

@@wickedburnout6876 hello my brother

[@williamlancaster5136]

I am also a new yorker but i am also not from NYC.

[@otakufro2851]

"New Yorkers never smile." "Why would we, you're there." Fucking facts

[@SRosenberg203]

So true

[@TheGamer-ev7lc]

Can confirm

[@sweden4544]

Yes

[@SRosenberg203]

@@Ivyevolution If the sounds of sirens and loud people outside don't lull you to sleep, you're not a real New Yorker. I find it much harder to sleep out in the country where there's just animal noises and silence, than I do with the sounds of the city in the background. It's like My Cousin Vinny.

[@spiderpig8221]

I’m a New Yorker. The sirens are lullabies. Places that it’s quiet, it’s so boring you can literally hear the crickets.

[@jamesgalante7967]

“Those people aren’t New Yorkers, they’re from Long Island” I dont wanna admit that this is true

[@ottoerich5445]

Same

[@jamesgalante7967]

Cynthia Shen people from long island come to ny to get drunk and go out. Aka me and everyone I know

[@josheydubs]

It is so true. There are two types of people from Long Island, ones who are ashamed and say they're from New York, and ones who are extremely proud of it. Too proud to the point that they are why others are ashamed.

[@dpfw5522]

The worst people in Philadelphia are the people from New Jersey. The guy who killed hitchbot? New Jersey.

[@joshsobel9054]

I’m from Long Island and my living area was amazing

[@becomingachristian]

3:30 Ally’s oscar worthy moment

[@hotelmario510]

"What about the one-horse rust-bucket piece-of-shit you crawled out of? They got covered wagons there yet?" Never seen a man be destroyed in so few words

[@playsomething4029]

Oh my goodness 😂

[@willshifley2982]

Hey. we’ve had horse covered wagons for 30 years now

[@brenanconroy4052]

"Thats true but those people aren't from New York, theyre from Long Island" And now I have to clean coffee off my computer screen. That line was excellent

[@ajspitz05]

as a long islander I 100% agree

[@10000spidersinatrenchcoat]

I’m from NJ and have said that verbatim so many times.

[@10000spidersinatrenchcoat]

@Alexander Steel we have the BEST garbage

[@rileym7110]

Also very true

[@SRosenberg203]

@Alexander Steel Until I was like 25, I genuinely thought that Staten Island was an artificially created island, that had been made by just dumping all of our garbage into NY Harbor until an island eventually formed out of it lmao

[@ThomasGail]

"I saw a little rat, lay a little egg, inside a little vagrants open knife wound" That's a great line.

[@tusharg8452]

That rat must've stepped in a puddle so deep it was barely a mammal anymore.

[@UnKnown-bo8ce]

Thomas Gail Wait...rats lay eggs?

[@Alligatr]

@@UnKnown-bo8ce no. that's the joke.

[@thomasfrazer8934]

In New York they do. After they eat their pizza,@@UnKnown-bo8ce .

[@mat6k489]

When I read this the exact line came up

[@ash-is-trash]

I'm born and raised NYC and going to school in Brooklyn and I felt this in my bones. I can't count the number of bumble jerks who have called New York disgusting and dirty even tho their block is literally just dirt.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Oh and all the people claiming that new york isnso bad, that that's reason so many people are leaving for other states... Yeah, it's cuase theychate liivng in new york so they're leaving tocgo to backwards rurql bumfuck nowheres where the hills have eyes and contmainated genomes To live in one bedroom mud huts for 900k dollars Where half the local utilities are no better than a barely functioning trailer park.

[@kadian666]

"I've stepped in puddles so deep, and so cold, that I was barely the same person when I finally stepped out." That was some Cthulhu level Lovecraftian horror shit man. I was barely the same person after hearing it. :-)

[@johnson42069]

*a w h o l e t r a s h ?*

[@franciscolantigua577]

A whole trash

[@kams8759]

*_a wHoLe TraSH_*

[@wolfleaderpack5123]

But a whole trash? It couldn't have possibly been a whole trash

[@zyaicob]

You called?

[@MoreOsprey]

On the ground

[@KENKURA]

Brennan could play a villain. His voice acting was on point.

[@aryabataa4724]

K E N K U R A i find him really attractive. His voice is sexy af

[@RingoYote]

he's actually a voice actor.

[@ziemayet]

I want him to play a knight of ren

[@TheArchsage74]

Check him out on Fantasy High. His knack for voices and theatrics makes him a stellar DM.

[@moxiousch]

@@TheArchsage74 HOLD UP WHAT. I nEeeEd to see him DMing. Thank you for this magical boon, stranger!

[@NewhamMatt]

Ally's face of torment as Brennan describes Santacon is priceless.

[@0kieD0kiee]

Brennan canonically wrote this skit as an excuse to get to rant angrily about New York so millions of viewers would have to listen to him 😂😂😂

[@TheAndroidBishop]

One time I visited new York, and I saw a trash truck driver deliberately rear end a cabbie for missing the light. They got out of their vehicles and started brawling in the middle of the street. That's when I knew that I had finally found my people

[@renesarabia6442]

New York is fall of hypercompetitive status seeking materialists.

[@TheAndroidBishop]

As opposed to hypercompetitive status-seeking KZbin commenters?

[@tui7980]

Rene Sarabia Filthy frank and Jontron live in New York So that’s not true.

[@renesarabia6442]

@@TheAndroidBishop I don't care about my status in youtube, Lol it's not serious business.

[@renesarabia6442]

@@tui7980 Well not all New Yorkers are, there are bound to be exceptions.

[@totallynotaspy0376]

I honestly cant get enough of watching brennan act he is truly an artist

[@ameliajunior6196]

I'm not sure he's acting..

[@glooperscooper]

He's amazing

[@brandonwei2430]

I dont think he's acting.

[@92kevin420]

Sir, I think we can all agree that Brennen IS truly and artist.

[@tonediaster]

@@ameliajunior6196 Agreed.

[@bleeduntildeath]

"New yorkers never smile!" "Why would we, YOU'RE there" This feels less like New York, and more like retail

[@Willy_Warmer]

they're the same thing

[@caltheantirobot]

As someone who partially grew up in Cincinnati, I cannot fathom someone being that cheerful about being from there.

[@loganvazquez7542]

“I’m a little scared cause I saw a little rat lay a little egg in a little vagrant’s open wound” 🤣🤣

[@bencebotye3904]

And this was the moment when the "The Unsleeping City" idea begin.

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

Please

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

No

[@fireplace2330]

btw rats are mammals, they don't lay eggs

[@bencebotye3904]

@@fireplace2330 can imagine that the rats from The Nutcracker, working in a different way!

[@carolinaboudon6867]

Brennan is giving LIFE to this channel.

[@shiftdb]

His acting is so goooood. I haven't felt this much intensity since grant was the waiter in date night. Haha

[@Vahrules]

I think he’ll be gone soon. He’s way too talented for this channel.

[@lucaslayton3974]

Nope

[@antoniolopezasd]

YES. just came to the comments to say this.

[@RedHoodOutlaw]

he's fucking great

[@hotelmario510]

This sketch genuinely shows how incredible Brennan's range is as an actor. He deserves to be in movies.

[@YatiAcharya]

Everything from "sEVeral mUseUmS" to the end makes me cry laugh 😂😂😂

[@turtlezinthesky]

"I saw a little rat lay a little egg inside a little vagrant's open knife wound" Poetry

[@zerjiozerjio]

Seriously. Coming from LA, the only reason we don't see this as frequently is because it's a spread out city.

[@informationyes]

I should hope their not laying eggs because rodents don't lay eggs or that just new York rats?

[@immanisaur]

He's probably talking about flying rats

[@cian2535]

Cole Garland Q

[@mattg944]

Daniel rogers he probably saw a cockamouse

[@saloz9483]

"New Yorkers never smile" "why would we you're there" this line as a new yorker had me dying because how true it is.

[@vrldf8181]

You're.

[@MavrosMinotavros69]

@@vrldf8181 my fucking God

[@nekufujiki7924]

I'm from Florida and I can somehow relate

[@oobernoober7617]

Thank you we fuckin hate people from other states, especially when driving on long island because they don't understand our specific driving laws which shows that they have never been here before

[@moneyblue8466]

Ew your from New York I feel bad

[@ohokok]

its so nice of brennan to single handedly carry colleghumor on his back

[@pines3326]

3:04 I like how it kinda looks like Ally can't stop smiling. It's like that jump wasn't really planned but had to go with it and was trying not to break character

[@bums009]

Seeing the extent of Brennan's acting ability legit made him twice as attractive

[@bendubbau6673]

2x0 still equals 0.

[@bendubbau6673]

I was just sharing my opinion with Halapecia shaniqua.

[@Deep_phobias]

Look, I'm not saying that Brennan made me a homiesexual, but I am fully erect right now.

[@bedbug9130]

his acting tho 👍

[@margaritam.9118]

He’s pasty, weak-chinned and ginger-ish. He always looks British no me lol. And that’s cute.

[@ice_ice_]

*nobody gets to insult New York except for New Yorkers*

[@rrocc]

true

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

yeah that totally makes sense 😂👍🏼

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

Ceniloar i agree

[@arminiusofgermania]

New York City is a disease and crime ridden cesspit, that needs to be firebombed. See, I just insulted your little city. Lol. Get rekt m8!!

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

Arminius of Germania lol who says git rekt m8 anymore?

[@liminalusername]

Brennan is AMAZING at acting deranged I love it. This and 'Lying to have something in common' - he's awesome in it

[@wyattpetelle9815]

3:25 i cant tell if this is just really good acting on ally's part, or just genuine fear as brenann stares her down talking about the horrors of new york

[@TheToxicity]

You’re not from New York if you haven’t seen a whole trash on the ground.

[@awsome4564]

Fastboy478 why is your pfp perfect for that

[@completetrash7205]

manny frias idk bro that’s just how things are

[@TheCrazyTrains4]

LMAO right

[@DeathGodRiku]

I only visited NYC once and I saw two whole trashes

[@lightsoff9008]

What do you mean by whole trash I don’t get it

[@Kileywarner4817]

"New Yorkers never smile" "Why would they, you're there."

[@JuanSolo9]

Roasted.

[@cybermadness2503]

This sketch is FANTASTIC!!! CH keeps coming up more and more ways to show us how great and crazy Brennan is and how we didn't deserve him but God gave him to us anyway!

[@docpepperclassic]

Portlander here. God, I feel this so hard in the 2020’s. It feels like every joker I meet wants to tell me what it’s like to live in Portland, despite never getting within 5 zip codes of the place.

[@crimzonbpd88]

BRENNAN SAVED THIS CHANNEL!

[@nickaddman]

About god damn time too. Ever since the old cast quit, this channel/site has been dying.

[@TomasPabon]

Agreed, along with Ally and Rafael

[@TwitchyTopHat1]

I mean yeah

[@pivo-bg2zd]

Crim truly

[@lamargordon6017]

I agree

[@ArunabhaGoswami]

"I have stepped in puddles so deep and so cold, I was barely the same person by the time I stepped out"

[@SRosenberg203]

That's definitely happened to me before.

[@ceotony6026]

Hahahahaha best part of the vid

[@Peaslepuff]

Chilling the way he said that. Serious Joker vibes

[@sydperkins4083]

I know this is about New York but that line was such a Canada mood

[@Hyouta]

Syd Perkins nah fam. If you ever stepped foot outside of manhattan and into Brooklyn or queens on a February or April, it’s like stepping out of a lake

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

As a fellow New Yorker, I’m applauding for Brennan. We reserve the right to mock New York by living there, it can be a dumpster, but it’s our dumpster, we don’t want anyone else trashing it.

[@goopygoopster2177]

Rewatching this and relating a bunch of it to the unsleeping city campaign is great

[@ronakdave9992]

Those rants were perfect. "After I look up how to roast it in the encyclopedia of places nobody gives a shit about"

[@TCt83067695]

Cold 😅

[@Damonsparkes]

Brennan is god damn incredible

[@KyleBrand]

Seriously, he's freakin' awesome.

[@RavOut]

Hes killing it!!!

[@CharliMorganMusic]

He is THE BEST.

[@Unforgiven11]

Glory to Brennan

[@rbnzdave]

2 of their best sketches have him. Tide pod CEO and basic defender.

[@grandmasteryoda5981]

Brennen has the energy of the only smart guy in the group project that tears in everyone to do some work

[@porpedroiiebertrand]

“New Yorkers never smile” *”Why would we? You’re there. 😳”* I died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iliketacos2702]

"I've got museums on my block like you've got Crackerbarrels on your interstate!"

[@pugafer1960]

So damn true

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

jilly bean God i could use some of those awesome biscuits

[@peccator821]

I watched this video whilst being at a crackle barrel and nearly died

[@elizabethridenbaugh7731]

As a ohioan I am offended and but now also hungry. Also OH-

[@samreid6010]

Elizabeth Ridenbaugh I feel compelled to say IO

[@hmmyesinteresting]

There was a whole trash on the ground. How disgraceful. New York needs to shape up

[@Danadryl]

*Several People are Typing*

[@ArmageddonAngel]

*15 photos taken just before disaster strikes*

[@churro6372]

Yeah sorry, I hadn't slept in a while and I passed out in front of a Starbucks

[@espurr94]

Then come to western New York that’s were I live

[@reallyjusthalo]

Come to queens, that's OK place

[@Nexistepas67]

Still one of the best. I come back from time to time just to get a glimpse of this energy.

[@TheDeathmail]

"You wanna know the real reason why you all talk shit about New York? You wanted to love it, but couldn't" That hit deep. Not just for New York... but for any popular media that people also love to hate on.... They didn't hate it because people were liking something they didn't pick. They hate it because they can't join them. Cause they can't enjoy the magic that others could.

[@lemoncholly]

Not really. Nobody goes through life wishing they could enjoy Surströmming.

[@Bori.1776]

Nah bro, it’s just the cancer of the east coast like California is the cancer of the west coast.

[@TheDeathmail]

@@lemoncholly I'm talking about hating something because it's popular, not because the thing just disgusts them. Like how so many movies or books are hated more than they should be mainly because they're popular (like, if they weren't popular, would those people hating the media care???). Like Twilight or Sword Art Online or Frozen or even people hating on the MCU...

[@averagegenderenthusiast7178]

And also cuz they went all the wrong places; Times Square is a tourist trap at best. Go to Prospect Park, or go up and down Museum Mile, and it's much greener and nicer than many people expect of new york, and you can get anywhere (in Manhattan at least) via subway and many other places by bus. That's what annoys me so much when tourists trash talk new york from what they've seen of like. Movies. Or when they went and had a bad time because they did all the things a local would tell them not to do. It's self sabotage, not the city's fault.

[@jatzi1526]

I mean having been to New York nah I don't like it lmao. When he was listing things and she was like you're proving my point. Yeah he knows. The city fucking sucks, he just doesn't want them to talk shit about it to his face.

[@samaxion93]

The way Americans talk about new York is how the rest of he world talks about America

[@justinaccurate347]

Oh damn

[@zyaicob]

It's sad because it's true

[@prohobbyist5872]

That's because the rest of the world thinks New York is America.

[@khairuladli4616]

True

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Except New York doesn't really poke it's nose in the internal affairs of other parts of America and kill them for oil.

[@aminuteago101]

3:17 that “ I was barely the same person when I stepped out” the way he said that was just wow

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

I don't like it how I can relate to that statement more than anything. I do live in NYC

[@DMFM71]

I love the way he said it, he would make the perfect villain

[@ilikeribs5576]

@@DMFM71 Its like the joker or riddler lmaooo

[@eddis6283]

the CHUCKLE is what gets me.

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

The said was indeed wow.

[@TwylaPortando]

This hits different after watching The Unsleeping City

[@DJmadbeatsOfficial]

“Nobody ever says anything bad about Cincinnati!” Pittsburgh, Cleveland and Baltimore would like to have a word please

[@joelcleare]

Brennan is my favorite CH staffer 😅😂

[@joaksnielsen]

I was going to post that, but figured I’d find somebody else already said it...second comment in and yup. Couldn’t agree more.

[@lucitheredemptiveberry8795]

This is really messed up Brennan doesn't deserve this treatment. You tell those SJWs Brennan hahaha! Please Brennan go to WeTheInternet they make real comedy!

[@PartyGod]

joel cleare I started watching college humor because of his first appearance

[@user-dz9eb7fu2f]

Brennan looks like Elon musk

[@sploogerzz7548]

Wheres mike

[@FarrellSr]

“ Deep down you wanted to love it, but you couldn’t, because you weren’t strong enough “ that’s way I love the NYC

[@TheDeathmail]

I felt it when thinking about why people like to hate on media that was popular but they couldn't like...

[@Artifying]

I admit it. Im not strong enough to love New York

[@normandy2501]

I'm not strong enough to justify $2000 a month for a cramped apartment with roommates, but NY is fine. There are plenty of legit critiques to make about it, but it would be nice if American as a whole work on decentralizing certain things mainly associated with cities like NY and LA. Like you shouldn't have to only live in those places for certain industries for the number of tradeoffs there can be. It would be dope to have access to some kind of high speed rail system that would better facilitate people living where they want vs where they're going to get the most opportunities.

[@FarrellSr]

@@normandy2501 I agree with everything you said. 2k is a small crappy apt with at least 2 roommates to make things somewhat affordable, is way to much for anyone to live with. My mortgage payment doesn’t even break $660. I miss NYC for all great locals, places and events and would love for America to finally catch up to the rest of the world on mass transit/speed rail.

[@speedylunsford6774]

Good GOD I get such a beautiful, relieving, EUPHORIC sense of vindication at watching people lay into other people with comedy it’s HEAVEN

[@philpritchard1737]

This maybe the greatest sketch CH has done or ever will do. It’s a deranged masterpiece of a monologue.

[@Saiyanmedia007]

“There was a trash on the floor!” *gasp* “a WHOLE trash?!” “A whole trash.”

[@Sloppy_McFloppy]

haha wow, you also watched the video? Crazy.

[@MadScientist512]

Quoting a favourite bit so others can share their enjoyment of and thoughts on the said bit is a KZbin tradition, so it's funny to see the one person who doesn't get that ironically call the OP stupid.

[@ihms9344]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Brennan is an amazing actor

[@defrte]

he does crazy REALLY well Crazy well?

[@kuro13wolf]

Not just crazy, he also plays sane and relateable really well like in his CEO skits.

[@imminentdespair7201]

He might do crazy well but Grant does creepy way better

[@chrisserrific]

I went on at least two separate rants to my boyfriend from San Diego about how amazing my small hometown is yesterday... all the while, I've 100% had conversations with multiple people from my own broke ass, teenage pregnancy addled, title I school wherein we just agree, "Yeah... xxxx high was... umm... an experience, for sure," and that was us being nice. So, I get not letting people trash on your hometown. It's legit awful, but only I, and 17k other people can say that, and everyone else needs to stfu.

[@thomasfrazer8934]

Sounds like a quaint little hamlet.

[@bluecoin3771]

Wait, you went from New York to Los Angeles? That’s like jumping out of the trash can and into the toilet!

[@verlocitybrand2290]

that's actually a great analogy because toilet seems gross but actually cleaner than most other things you touch like your phone for example

[@bluecoin3771]

@@verlocitybrand2290let me be more specific. A public restroom toilet. The kind with carvings on the wall.

[@booshramoosh]

I see Brennan in thumbnail, I click

[@autumns7629]

What a simple man

[@jacobharding5301]

100% true

[@Rasendori06]

You know what? Same. Honestly I didn't even want to watch this video but I kept seeing Brennan's face so I caved.

[@archonofcommorragh1221]

Simple as that

[@ajmood1495]

Hiring him is the best thing CH has done in YEARS

[@BIRDIECHANNEL]

I'm born, raised and live in NYC, and every word out of Brennan's mouth is 100% true.

[@Mr.-Roybot]

That's a damn fact

[@14s0cc3r14]

Sounds like someone is salty they live in New York

[@Ivan72499]

I can confirm this

[@caseypeterson3731]

BIRDIECHANNEL same

[@BIRDIECHANNEL]

hardly

[@AustinIsTheGreatests]

This is the greatest video on this channel

[@chriswright2568]

I could watch this every week. I'm from Chicago, but I love NYC. "Gap toothed hayseeds", I cried.

[@lairaklock8475]

Everyone expresses their love for Brennan. I just want to give props to the sound mixer who set the mood of this video. Great job, man!

[@Usenabt]

Most underrated in all things audio

[@Gr8erThan8]

The sound mixer was also Brennan. They mix for their own skits!

[@satirevampire2038]

@@Gr8erThan8 The sound mixer is (if you had checked the description, you'd know this) Anthony Kozlowski. Give the man the GODDAMN CREDIT HE DESERVES

[@Whisk3yKnight]

“New Yorkers never smile” “That’s because you’re there” Biggest roast of the year 🤣

[@nihal6911]

"New Yorkers never smile" "Why will we, you're there" That kept me laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣

[@nsiderultimaseth]

I just went to NYC for the first time. It was a rainy week. The puddles do change you.

[@raxit1337]

Brennan's delivery of that line at 2:44 "Because you weren't... *strong enough.*" is actually top-tier. I love him.

[@princefoxv]

I loved every second of this

[@valleygirl7062]

I LOVED THIS SO MUCH.

[@kacey1691]

Literally everyone who's been to Cincinnati has talked about how bad it is.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Thing is, nobody goes there anyways

[@Jax_AH]

I'm from there just stay away, it sucks

[@anonomus8709]

Yup. I’m from Ohio and I can confirm Cinci is the arsehole of our state.

[@samreid6010]

It's Me Again slow your roll there bud. Aren’t you forgetting about Cleveland?

[@Eamonproductions-yg5jc]

The chilli is pretty fire

[@J4kuZZi]

“Deep down you wanted to love it, but you weren’t strong enough.” +1

[@harryminh8689]

the part when Brennan jumps on the sofa carries the polar opposite energy to the ending of Blade Runner

[@seankeenanoneil]

Coming back to this after Unsleeping City is a trip.

[@tristenoder]

“New Yorkers never smile”.. No shit, because you’re there” lmfao I am DEAD

[@calebjsmith727]

"I've got museums on my block, like you've got cracker barrels on your interstate" *Hahahaha*

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

This skit nearly made me spit out my coffee, Brennan Lee Mulligan's characters in these skits are so damn hilarious

[@thedreamingcelestial8627]

This is gold!

[@leonardr6704]

Brennan is gonna hit it big in the next 5 years, mark my words

[@uncleclem7381]

Hope so

[@climbingfool2]

If he wanted to return to NYC, I imagine SNL could use him

[@SalvableRuin]

I was thinking the same thing 10-15 minutes ago, I shit you not. I want to see him on the big screen.

[@itsvipervenom2467]

What is the car in your profile picture

[@DoubtfulCertainties]

I wanna invest