Die Regular | Ep. 128 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

New Luxury episode up! patreon.com/lifelineluxury Oxnard live show Dec 5th: www.ticketweb.com/event/lifeline-live-with-chris-and-oxnard-levity-live-tickets/13908083?pl=oxnardlevity

[@holesauce3303]

matt looks like he owns a fleet of 6 jetskis and none of them work

[@bishopfx]

Smells like cig smoke too from 6 feet away

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

And also owns a pet duck.

[@SirenOffspring]

😅

[@SirenOffspring]

In the 80s

[@HarrietThugman]

LMAO that shit's so funny bro

[@kermm03]

yall actually have pulled me out of dark times in my life so many times, specifically this past year. I was so lonely living in my first apartment and it seriously was the highlight of my week whenever a new Congratulations or Lifeline episode came out. its like an awesome way to relax with friends when youre having a tough day. started crying writing this just thinking about all the times

[@SusieQZee]

This is the kind of thing that makes the internet not abysmal. I hope you’re doing better. Congratulations and Are You Garbage are the only podcasts that make me laugh alone

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

@@SusieQZee Agree. I am estranged from my family, and having Lifeline on Sundays HELPS.

[@willeGG17]

@@Jennifer-i3b9qdon’t say estranged.

[@miverick86]

Life rips!

[@princevegeta-son]

I love the Sunday pod I listen after Church it feels like I completely my weekly recharge

[@bfoz]

I love Chris' one liners the moment the call-in person pops on the screen.

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

the lips not touching was SUCH a good call

[@corinaramos4589]

“Robot”

[@HarrietThugman]

Matt absolutely looks like a character in a Guy Ritchie movie.

[@mattdelia]

LOL also nice handle btw Harriet Thugman is amazing 🤣

[@HarrietThugman]

@@mattdeliathank you bro

[@clipper6429]

Was about to clean the house but the new Lifeline episode dropped YES got out of that one!

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Same.

[@AirDwindler402]

😂😂😂😂😂😂I fuckn wish that worked for me! Wife’s pregnant so that would make me mmmmm’piece of shit

[@tylertutt3141]

You don't have headphones? Spin moved outta cleaning the house.

[@brandonhooper37]

Smh 😂

[@ncbob91]

The edits are getting stronger in here. Booya.

[@norijagar]

Last time I came this early, she never talked to me again.

[@loganreacts1794]

Matt is definitely making you wait for him to get scratch offs when you just trying to put 20 on pump 10

[@SilencedLamb69]

Matts shirt isnt a v neck, he just intentionally stretched tf out of his collar

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

correct

[@wyattamick]

It’s not really Sunday til lifeline drops y’know

[@SupergoodStudios]

❤

[@NothinIntrestin]

For the record, the few times the AC has been left on during Lifeline and Congratulations and you guys have talked about how its too loud and needs to be turned off, I've NEVER heard it. You guys should do an episode with it on and see if the audience can even tell.

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Exactly my thoughts. I even rewind and try to listen for it and i still can't hear it

[@Mumme66]

Matt looks like a hippie who live in a trailer with four Chihuahuas in Arizona

[@KentuckyBucky]

Matt over here looking like he drives the Always Stay Free NASCAR.

[@Kobeautycincy]

“And then I feel bad for 17 days after” is soooo hilariously relatable Matt 😂😂

[@Dinomiester]

When I pickup my kids there’s this dad who be YAAPPPIN! After 3 years of him I’ve grown to like him and I’ll even entertain his talking now and just laugh it off. He has some mannerisms that actually bring me joy and you can see his son is super hype like that too 🤣 his name is Johnny and has hair like Johnny bravo except it’s completely white. I love this guy 🤣🤣

[@FettyMercury]

Just got out of rehab and this is the first thing I’m doing!!! Fuck yes. Lifffeee Riiipppssss babay!!!

[@trezilstah]

Dude, good for you

[@kaydenstegman4439]

stick with it man, only up from here

[@FettyMercury]

I appreciate the support guys!

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

Congrats. One day at a time is the only way!!

[@mattdelia]

Congrats dude!

[@Kenpachi_White707]

Matt looks like a guy who just saved his dog that fell out the pontoon boat. Lmao!!!!

[@epel4416]

My guess - some of the “you saved my life” people found your podcast and could relate to you and your trials on some level and they saw you were able to get through it, so it gave them hope and they felt less alone.

[@saltandpepper986]

4:18 I absolutely just spit out some of my salad mid-chew and now I’m doubled over in tears bing bong you guys, this whole damn crew, is the best.

[@princevegeta-son]

Matt looks like Richard Petty's nephew that listens to suicideboys

[@tuesgayy]

I fffffkkkknnnn loooooove how Chris and Matt question each others words and actions to understand each others thought process I’m absolutely love it I love to understand why someone says or does something

[@erikkris8449]

Me and my sister are doing great! Update coming soon can’t wait to share! Thank you guys!

[@rondoespsych5901]

Matt also looks like he flips old snow boards and has a revolutionary idea to bring the ski resort to the customers back yard.

[@richardandrade9418]

1:00 the editing of matt looking over was perfect. On the 45th minute on minute 1

[@yansmith9562]

Hey....what?

[@adampampalon3840]

😂​@@yansmith9562

[@TheFinisher669]

45th minute?

[@kurtendmire5232]

FANTASTIC EPISODE DUDES.

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

Ok, I podcast 99% of the time, but seeing them makes Sunday so much better!

[@timothyrusinko8882]

“What that means in Italian is I am busting.” 😂😂😂

[@ashleighwalton26]

Can ALWAYS rely on this podcast putting a smile on my face. Bing bong and boo ya

[@marniebrimhall986]

Matt's pulling off the Oakley's perfectly perfect ❤

[@ARABELLABORRELLO]

I've never clicked on one of these videos before congratulations Matt you did it.

[@mattdelia]

HELL YEAH AND PPL BE TALKIN MESS ABOUT THE OAKLEYS, THIS IS WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY

[@tijuana_tony]

Your brother finally made it he became his hero Powerline from A goofy movie

[@bbgregs380]

sick banter guys

[@katiedub1228]

46:35 sibling gold starts. Zooms on point

[@dimitrilalli356]

I slowdr down & that girl talked for exactly 2 seconds w/o her lips touching when she says “about”, & to credit chris’s weird sharp eye she actually did say 8 words w/o closing it lmfao

[@JlimSin]

Agree with the guy saying where’s the problems, wtf is up with one of the question being why is it hot? And what you set your temperature at? Buddys face made me so furious along with looking away from the camera the whole time

[@taylorclark5263]

THE BANTER 😂😂

[@gutterbutter009]

Innit fam

[@Sunsetbrunett]

Matts sunglasses 😎 make him look sooo COOL 🆒 and AWESOME! Way cooler than Chris would ever look wearing them 👀 🕶️ 🥶!!

[@mannystaxx]

Dude I WISH there was a s’drunk compilation lol those make me laugh so hard

[@chriss9998]

Chris you’re starting to look like tattooer’s apprentice, as a new career choice mid life. YEEEEESSSSSSS DUDE.

[@isabelflores462]

Are you a snowman killed me. Rewatched it 3x to break down the reactions and laughed like a maniac lol thank you

[@lfg_gamecrshr964]

Are we still not gonna talk about how they always say uh or uhm at the same time!?

[@Betrayedthelaw]

uhm, no

[@joestandley8487]

Sunday has begun🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@SupergoodStudios]

It has.

[@joestandley8487]

@@SupergoodStudios 😅 Anthony is that you?

[@Antman6446]

@@joestandley8487 nope

[@joestandley8487]

MVP himself! 🤘🤘@Antman6446

[@PreppyGirlVideos]

Matt looks like an Italian tennis coach

[@robsgotit1]

Super nice of matts uncle to let him wear his shirt and hat after matt got his chocolate ice cream on his own cloths. Shout out matts uncle

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

i think a white tee is his uniform

[@robsgotit1]

@@Jennifer-i3b9q it’s like if you get a temporary factory job or something and they’re like you gotta wear a white suit and your like ok fine small please and they’re like we’ve only got xl

[@diannawilliams6923]

Matt is masterful at disguises.

[@Betrayedthelaw]

Matt just came out of a mentos commercial from the 90's.

[@cre8ufitness13]

Mentos - The Freshmaker! ---- Fuck yes Dude!

[@mattdelia]

Ugh I wish

[@Betrayedthelaw]

@@cre8ufitness13Fits the part very well.

[@Betrayedthelaw]

@@mattdeliaSo it’s not you singing that jingle?! Missed opportunity….for them.

[@DamonSanchez-p6r]

Congratulations this episode is too funny to watch at work so I can't watch it, Yesssssssss Dude.

[@fastrecipemuffins]

Any conversations about the “freak offs”!? I haven’t watched in a long time ❤

[@afonsosalgado578]

last episode i was thinking about how i miss seeing matt with the moustache, and here it is! next thing: that oversized denim shirt

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

he pulls it off non-ironically, which is so hard to do!

[@mattdelia]

I need another one, I somehow lost mine! Uggghhhh

[@mattdelia]

@@Jennifer-i3b9qhell yah

[@angelakristianson5411]

Like the editing in this episode!

[@RedBeardDevelopment]

Matt looks like dollar store Matthew McConaughey

[@Tre_ThePanda]

Matt looks like “Fellas, where’s my automobile?”

[@baddcheeta.]

45:37 exactly.. our bb gets upset once we start recording lol and it doesn’t feel the same even if the cute thing is still happening

[@j0nall3n]

Hollywood "Whole-Coke" Hogan 1000 points and a 1up for Matt Yes

[@GarthFodder]

Hearing Chris name baseball players brought me back to the good ole days 😂

[@chriss9998]

DUDE THE SOUND OF THE INDIAN SCOOTER PULLING OFF, that just made me almost ruin my own coffee. Holy shit.

[@j0nall3n]

Remembered an old bit of Chris' yesterday... The rap album intro bit... "Ya'll not ready for this" "Oh no, not another one!" Funny shit

[@MiyagiNariyoshi]

Matt looks like Nurse Practitioner Disrespect.

[@Kenpachi_White707]

Matt looks like a guy who just saved his dog that fell out the pontoon boat. Lmao!!!! Macho Man Randy bandage!!

[@lmproductions1228]

I’m cracking up at Matt’s reaction to the guy who got invited to work weddings

[@willeGG17]

Both shaved the grey off this week, good to see the comments do get read.

[@fastrecipemuffins]

It definitely ages a man ❤

[@brianchacon6208]

Matt wearing Ralphie Mays tshirt for the last 3 weeks! S'comfortable!

[@Decenxy]

Their reactions to the guy saying he sets his thermostat at 66-68 made me shit my pants

[@jerichaa]

38:46 Not Chris explaining sympathy ultimately with a splash of empathy 🥹. I also find it wonderful that he is feeling feelings more and being so aware. He’s definitely grown a lot. Sorry for the serious comment just felt like I wanted to say it. Lastly, Matt the sunglasses are iconic ✨Love ya’ll🫶🏻

[@bryantconley1971]

Great name for the next special "Only Bombs" Yes!

[@tommygreenthumbs]

"well they cant see it" is wild 😂

[@MaxDavey-o1k]

We need to bring back Serious Christmas Singing!

[@gutterbutter009]

The nuanced conversation about coke was on a level

[@styvo0]

Chris jumper is fire 🔥

[@Tytyyorkie]

Runk!!!!❤

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Fax b

[@bmthornell]

Y’all are insane with the room temperatures. I’d have a melt down if a room was 74-76…ya lizard???

[@ChildishGambeaner]

I keep mine at 77

[@faithc4124]

matt looks like inspector clouseau from pink panther

[@ukemisan1416]

New merch line DIE REGULAR 😂❤🎉

[@Claego]

I'm lookin at those glasses and that mustache in the thumbnail and I'm saying no 😂

[@patwilliams7362]

Matt is slinging 2 for 1 8-foot pythons in Jacksonville FL out of his box truck to fund his spray paint huffing habit.

[@mattdelia]

Ok this one actually made me laugh. Somehow it has ZERO LIKES. I’m gonna be the first.

[@thatguy9807]

Let's gooooo. Lock it in babes.

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

To the guy with the baby that cries when you start recording... You should get an app like Macro Droid or an iPhone equivalent, and set a button, like "hold volume down" to open your camera's rear camera, but also starts recording immediately. Maybe it'll help you start recording fast enough to get the footage you want. Or just record your baby more often, and you'll be bound to get stuff on film. My sister in law films my nephew all the time. They got his first word on film, him rolling over for the first time. And they always record him trying something for the first time and that had led to lots of great clips. Like him taking his first sip of soda was hilarious. He was shocked, freaked out by the carbonation m.. But then he started to realize it was also sweet, and started smacking the counter for more lol it was a rollercoaster

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

Matt's wearing a capital v-neck t-shirt

[@DRTYLKZ1230]

Chris' hair is a 10 today

[@ChildishGambeaner]

With all those stragglers? Come on lady

[@An93la.]

Yesssssssssssssssss Happy Sunday !!!!!!

[@Haze2121]

Matt looks like he volunteers for the 5th-8th grade after school program in a small town and also works the PM shift at the local weed dispensary

[@ronicasmith3956]

Wild cherry Pepsi beats wild cherry coke. But coke beats Pepsi it is so weird

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Why is this so true lmao

[@edwardtrinidad8279]

Didn’t know Chris Delia was having Andrew Schultz on

[@SupergoodStudios]

Take it back

[@ThatDvdeMatt]

Lmao when Chris turned around the woman comment eeeeejust got outta that one!

[@jaybrack7272]

Chris is incapable of naming a baseball player that has played in the last 20 years. And the reason why they don’t talk about “real problems” on the show is because they’ve never had any real problems in their lives 😂

[@UnforgettableBrand]

Matt looks like a Sims character at a bike shop.

[@rondoespsych5901]

Matt looks like a recovering meth head going out for the first time after a week of sobriety.

[@chriss9998]

Matt looks like he goes to sleep in A Fifth Element VHS movie box

[@DeeloGoodquest]

The questions these days are getting kind of weak. I typically skip through the banter. Not hating, just giving honest feedback. I watch every Sunday.

[@brandonhooper37]

Matt looks like hes in a bad corn movie. 😂

[@tuesgayy]

66-68 is perfection

[@jellyrollfan93]

My best friend got me into Diet Coke in High School. Have been addicted to it since. Regular Coke makes my eyes water? Lol.

[@ctatum_]

crying babies guy is chris's long lost half brother he imagined in the diner

[@Moloch6666]

Matt looks like a guy hanging out at a cafe where road bikers hangout and he pretends to own a bike just to talk about all the details and relate

[@timnickert9308]

Hey Matt, loved you in the lost boys.

[@mdwsb]

Welcome to Chris' new co-host Bill Macy.

[@PurposefulPorpoise]

Matt finally achieved the Human Final Form

[@YouEverSeeAFrogKid]

Bring pops on the pod one of these days would be interesting to get the patriarchs input on his boys

[@GreazyFCrazy]

Eh s’talkin bout Whitney Cummings