Our Mommy & Napoleon | ep. 113 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Let us know where the next live show should be!

[@bbgregs380]

Come Back home bro Jersey is waiting for the return of its king

[@mjslov3]

Indianapolis! Or any city around lol 😁

[@michaelroy6046]

Portland Maine

[@galacticsunset]

Edmonton. Double dare you!!!!

[@codypowers1257]

ChicaGO

[@ApexBlueTLX]

"Tasting your um" submission might be the craziest submission in the history of lifeline..first of all, how it starts to how Chris and Matt react, ABSOLUTELY INSANE LMAOOOO I was in genuine tears when I saw matt's face 🤣😭

[@kodymonroe2613]

It’s like it was edited 😅 crazy

[@Danasaur_123]

Same, haven’t cry-laughed like that in a long time

[@martinzaldivar6440]

DeAngelo Vickers back from the hospital.

[@TwiztOndaBeat]

Looks like ai to me

[@adelinedama8000]

I'm DYING watching them trying to understand that guy!! 😂😂😂😂 Cuntos!! 😅

[@cloutxaddy4521]

"Suh flur flan, wakkin ome, ender end, thank you for gunter!" -Um Taster

[@DocFleg]

Sup fleddy pads. Editor in. Thank you for contact.

[@rondoespsych5901]

Dudes gotta be deaf 😂

[@spicygingercat]

I’m dying holy shit

[@jvillzy]

Matt looks like a version of Chris that does rock climbing

[@wartype7619]

Recycled comment

[@Downs-Indroam]

And sees the sun once in a while

[@tuesgayy]

This has been said like 100 times already

[@wally86_]

And drinks Cafe Macciatos

[@coachcolin]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessehenderson6071]

Chris is just Matt's longest one-on-one session

[@Throwdownsoldier]

The bad submission sounded like it was in reverse

[@silverprismband]

Thought the same thing

[@90swil]

airpod mics

[@AdDd45]

I legit think this dude for some reason did the thing where you record / speak backwards lmao

[@Kenpachi_White707]

Matt looks like the kid that always gets lost on the vacation trip. Then when you find him he’s crying in the office with a lollipop. LOL 😂

[@singletrack4614]

I laughed so hard when Matt said he ejected the counting crows CD and threw it out the window 😂

[@JRtheBoy]

Did that guy start with “sup fireflies” 😂😂😂😂

[@saltandpepper986]

“Sup Lifeline” but it did come out “suf”

[@rebeccasoja8934]

Matt please tell the whole version of all the Counting Crow stories on the private record!!! I am invested now!!

[@Jleon1983]

Omg the tasting your own um guy had me crying laughing and you guys hahahhahah. Omg I had to pause

[@zburkst2928]

YES the producer nailed the tasting your um interpretation

[@PurposefulPorpoise]

Tasting guy recorded his entire entry backwards, then gave u the file reversed, so it played forwards english, but theres little hiccups here and there. Brilliant

[@toby7785]

I thought the same thing straight away!!!

[@saram2727]

I was thinking it was bad deepfake lol

[@realtyrocker]

I literally laugh like this now: ahahaHAAAAAADUUUUUUDE

[@j.a.r.family2576]

*facepalm* oh nooo!!

[@4forever4forward]

Now your friends look at u weird lol

[@CartyCreative]

36:49 “Sup Lifeline, walking home, and you’re in. Thank you, for content.” I think?

[@realtyrocker]

you're a genius

[@kayucci1111]

Why are you expressing exasperation is probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard and I will be using it immediately. Thank you 😂

[@haileyoslund]

😂😂😂

[@sethrobinson28]

These are the best entries. Enough of the LA perfect face people with no REAL problems. A very abstract episode and i’luh’ i

[@jillianpalmer1310]

Their reaction to the guy wanting to taste his gizum had me dying!

[@scottsmithfilms]

Why do you guys cut away from Chris sometimes when he does impressions? Like when he was doing Kristen’s impression about the directions…. I wanted to see that lol 46:45

[@robertsteele1387]

As much as I would rather believe “Tasting your own um” guy was absolutely hammered, I’m pretty confident that there’s something up with his microphone setting in his headphones and it’s trying to cut out background noise but instead, it’s chopping off half of the words. The first thing he says is definitely “What’s up lifeline” but it’s choppy and absolutely S’drunk sounding. Also I’m guessing based on the subject matter, he didn’t want to review the video and just sent it without checking how it sounded. Basically sounds like the way people sound in the Black Lodge in Twin Peaks.. shout out to David Lynch.

[@saram2727]

The way he breathed and blinked was weird too. Could it be a deep fake? Or is it in reverse?

[@robertsteele1387]

“What’s up lifeline… walking home, and you’re in (pointing to his headphones meaning he’s listening to lifeline while walking home)… Thank you for the content. You’re talking about tasting your own jizzim…” There’s some parts that are absolutely unintelligible after that but I truly think it’s the headphones chopping it up. Hilarious either way 😅😅

[@saram2727]

@@robertsteele1387 so funny!!! Watch his face though, there’s a few moments where his nose like collapses in a weird way that doesn’t seem possible

[@CR_22]

Y’all mentioned smelling and he went straight to taste voluntarily nobody asked him for this sacrifice 😂

[@laukri]

Hahahaahahahhaha

[@jonathaone]

11:48 He said that "he was speaking PuTongHua" 普通话, which means mandarin / common tongue in Chinese. Most Chinese tourists display the behaviour he listed, so no shocker.

[@spicygingercat]

Matt’s response to the woman asking about whether mimicking her friends makes her less “herself” or not, made me just absolutely love and appreciate him. Such a sweet, empathetic, compassionate, and heartwarming response.

[@phoolklip]

Such a great ep with no weird random guest

[@EricaCaseOfficial]

Matt and Chris’ reactions to the tasting um guy took me tf out. I was crying laughing and choking at that segment 💀🤣💀

[@brooklynrussell9745]

Pretty sure he says, "Sup, Lifeline. Walking home, and you're in, thank you for content (?). You were talking about smelling your jism, and curious, do you ever taste your own jism? Gross, but obviously I have. And I really want to like, I really want to do it in front of the girl, because they're super exposed to it and I think it's gross. But I want us to be together in the experience.. Do you ever do that? Or do you think is it supposed to just be a girl thing? Is it supposed to be a nobody thing? What's up?"

[@sammarshall7294]

is there a chance that the tasting your own um submission guy has mild brocas aphasia?

[@bellefleur6300]

Was wondering if something health related was up too

[@cre8ufitness13]

19:00 I was literally thinking: "Yesss, best submission so far!" Almost like I've been waiting for this specific one!

[@corinaramos4589]

I hear it now after playing it MULTIPLT TIMES HE SAYS “sup lifeline walking home and you’re INN👂🏻 thank you.. for the content”

[@CR_22]

Zup fiyrefluin kanto 😂 we need this man to call in every week

[@e_gad]

35:47 chris' impression of him 😂

[@angmillz6559]

Literally just cried my makeup off at work. Thanks guys 🤣🤣🤣

[@lhprodigy35]

My god I had to turn off the video when Chris was mocking the um taster because I can’t be laughing that hard at work

[@friendlypup5650]

The guy speaking in reverse is killing me 😂😂😂

[@greggosling2807]

Matt is not a hat guy, hats are Matt guys.

[@Downs-Indroam]

Happy Sunday everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend 😊 I'm ready for some laughs!

[@tonysassa2200]

The yes I got outta that one really got me on this one 😂

[@eb5x_789]

'I wear the most hats' 'trump' 😂😂😂💀

[@wes7949]

The tasting your um dude was on shrooms or something. His words made no sense, but they did to him. Lol

[@zburkst2928]

absolutely what I was thinking, especially if he's in the middle of considering sharing his cum with his lady

[@seewendy1]

15:10 he’s not lying about he’s talking about mainline Chinese people 😅

[@PurposefulPorpoise]

TASTING GUY RECORDED HIS SUBMISSION BACKWARDS LOL

[@slimjadeyyy]

that’s what I was thinking….

[@wojcik1239]

Cried watching this episode

[@kaylandAlexander]

39:15 an owl

[@Beaufosheau]

Holy shit Chris’s impression of the unintelligible guy brought be back to the vine days fucking with cab drivers. “Ya’ever sorkin?”

[@saltandpepper986]

Oh man, now I might have to go find his old vines on youtube

[@trishm142]

20:05 such a good submission

[@realtyrocker]

This episode had so many hilarious things that went unaddressed, I had to sign up for Lifeline Luxury

[@mattdelia]

This is an excellent comment. I am clapping.

[@realtyrocker]

@@mattdelia 18 out of 20 times I leave an excellent comment.

[@CR_22]

Nobody will make it to the 40 minute mark without dying of laughter 😂 also never taste your ……. stuff

[@mrgamingmg9164]

Anyone else roll there eyes when the girl with the dog who of course has a noise ring was just bragging about the shit she does

[@ChildishGambeaner]

So fucking true

[@MicahTully]

I sighed

[@CallMeBellson]

Thank you for the great cunto guys!!

[@miami7446]

Tasting your um guy creeped me out

[@Commandercooll]

Hes a weird one for sure.

[@ukemisan1416]

Chris spray out the magic mind and yell CUT!!!😂 I wanna see your brother's reaction in real time😂

[@bigfathadoken7246]

Chris looks up and away after every sentence. Getting soooo riled up

[@zburkst2928]

the valet guy meant that he DIDN'T want people to know he's gonna be asking for the name and number. he wants to be the one to ask them for the name and number, chris juuuuuuuust got it for a sec Initially but lost it

[@Sjcampb02]

Agreed. Which is dumb.

[@leekautz2926]

Yeah...I think so too....which I hope I'm wrong. I mean what a control freak. I want to ask first! Don't tell me!! Lol

[@jayynagar]

39:48 The Chris D'elia we want more of! 😃

[@brianp1328]

48:52 Juan fire?

[@dannymeese5853]

The full original phrase is: "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one." As a jack of all trades, I can attest to this ahhaaha

[@nutellanebula]

Funniest one yet 😅 the guy speaking so drunk is one of the best worst submissions 😂

[@CartyCreative]

19:05 Such a good question, I agree

[@GoingNorthObv]

"Oxnard" must be the worst name ANYTHING except the balls of a bull.

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

"We're in the middle of summer it's June 9th" he says. It's literally spring.

[@somamanyoki8174]

June is summer brother

[@jojovedo9281]

YAAAASSSSSSSZZZZZ DUDE! Love my Sundays, get to listen to my fav podcast 🎉

[@Solarflare.energy]

Chris FINALLY realizing he’s on the spectrum is amazing 🤣

[@SRT797]

Will the live show be on KZbin ever or is it patreon exclusive

[@CR_22]

Non native English speakers learning phrases before words should be illegal 😂

[@thestoicmedic]

I highly suspect the bad submission is a schizophrenic, poor guy

[@milkmanchannel1]

I understand why he cut stuff out, but I want the full, unfiltered version of the counting crows story. And I want the cluster of his friend going with her to the party to be included

[@ryanmbricker]

The dopest brothers who podcast, easily, and it’s not even close. 🙏🏼let’s chill and drink too much iced Americano sometime 🤣

[@CR_22]

Some guy: (asks Chris the name) Chris: you wanna do joke here ? 😂

[@kennygdude101]

I am in China right now and a lot of men sneeze here but what i see more is them spitting on the ground. I also agree with the spacial awareness thing

[@andreas-l1g]

19 mins 20 secs in Chris's face 😂 😂

[@TAStormChasing]

It's very cool to see Bass Pro hats being popular for the last couple years. Even if non anglers are wearing them. Good advertisement for a great outdoor retailer.

[@ShocknAnxiety]

That's not an eye roll, it's a scoff.

[@thebrand9852]

Guy on the right looks like the lesbian version of the guy on the left.

[@jhall900]

Basss pro shops AND the cross earring 😂😂 MATT the hell in the TikTok is going on

[@tendyprinter9421]

12 min in i had to record a submission where do i send it someone answer because i want to finish this meal instead of searching.

[@brggz]

Matt (and all other dudes thhat have ever been in a similar situation) she knew he wanted to count her crows. She liked it and was testing you to see if you'd let it happen. Which it did.

[@daremoq9338]

What is Chris gonna think is good fashion next...a romper?

[@Play1nWithFire]

I thought it looked good, you think you’re some kinda arbiter of fashion or something? Foh 😂

[@daremoq9338]

Yes, as a matter of fact I do think that.

[@saltandpepper986]

I believe the technical term is romphim.

[@hyperbaroque]

2:44 Milli Vanilli trying to explain theirselves

[@mrpizzawizard]

I absolutely cannot stand homegirl at 18:55 would’ve told her “appreciate it” tell the prod to cut the video off 3 seconds in when she fuckin says “anywho”

[@luckyboltz29]

Had to count, she said like 28 times

[@Danasaur_123]

can confirm.

[@KaituoKid]

Chris probably thinks the guy that died halfway through his question is the best question they've got.

[@mannystaxx]

Chris’ Hair: 8.5

[@TheBeanGreen]

The live podcasts look like bangers. Are those gonna keep coming?

[@baddcheeta.]

36:19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jordanheimer774]

Theen?😂😂😂😂

[@rooster-bh6td]

how do we get the views back up

[@ladywan_kenobi666]

The valet parking attendant guy was trying the hardest a person could try

[@SevA-p7z]

Chris the saying goes: "Jack of all trades master of none, but always better than a master of one".

[@VBQX]

how many times did the "teacher's assistant" say "like" in her video....? am I the only one bothered by that? I mean like, its like fine if your like 14 years old but like a teachers assistant? like cmon...

[@SilencedLamb69]

35:48 "sup lifeline. Walking home, and theyre in(earpods) thank you for content" Edit: 38:20 the producer says the same thing so nevermind i guess lol

[@DenetteRossi-rl7ko]

Dude is an alien inside Vincent D’Onofrio in Men in Black hands down!

[@CR_22]

49:58 I fell asleep on this call 😂

[@jpechh]

Hey Matt don’t stress about tigers bats

[@dalenewbery4848]

It’s an eye roll because they are rolling their eyes into the back of their head.

[@Wesley-Insley-Comedy]

19:14 is the ship of theseus thought experiment

[@wRAAh]

9:05 "A tan out of ten." Hehehe

[@Betrayedthelaw]

thats the one that got you dude?

[@wRAAh]

@@Betrayedthelaw Weird question. Make friends in the comments, girl.

[@letmeknowhowthatgoes]

Adam d was also a bartender at Johnny Depps Viper Room in the 90s, a job that comes with a bang any chick you want vip card

[@nutellanebula]

Kristen is about to hear "Why are you expressing exaggeration" 10 x a day 😅

[@sunnyydee]

Hey Matt, ily