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@MarcusAurelius77776 ай бұрын
Very funny thanks
@natehead22246 ай бұрын
Weird how he’s super open to talking about shitting himself but when asked how he handles talking to women, he says “I don’t really talk about my personal life” lol
@kicksalot72146 ай бұрын
amen
@scottdavidson75436 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@JuR.6 ай бұрын
Lmaoo facts I wanted my answer
@AdrianaSclafani6 ай бұрын
Hahahahha
@slimjadeyyy6 ай бұрын
I was thinking that too lol but I think he meant he doesn’t really talk about personal stuff with girls like he just keeps it surface (which I can believe)
@mp63306 ай бұрын
Didn’t give a single piece of advice that pertained to the submissions and that is hilarious to me. “Just be a good person” kaaaaayyyy
@clintonleonard51876 ай бұрын
I've never heard a single good advice question on this show, so what is he supposed to say?
@the22game6 ай бұрын
You have a hearing problem
@GriffinDuyThespian6 ай бұрын
Maybe you're just the close-minded oppositional enemy brah
@KodyXXVll6 ай бұрын
100%. HORRIBLE fuckin guest. Is he mentally retarded?
@primrosevideo88446 ай бұрын
@@clintonleonard5187then why do you continue to listen? Plenty of great ones
@GymRat93ks6 ай бұрын
I like when he was asked to move up to the mic and he just goes "lets go"
@totalSLACK6 ай бұрын
from now on, you will see people just saying "let's go" like a damn NPC all the time now
@aristocamm65746 ай бұрын
@@totalSLACKI heard someone say at work today and ONLY thought about this guy 😂 it’s so soon
@reskepa70286 ай бұрын
8:06
@totalSLACK6 ай бұрын
@@aristocamm6574 once you notice it, there's no going back
@MissGigglesdotcom6 ай бұрын
Let's Go!
@wheathin246 ай бұрын
Why does this guy only sound like he’s being interviewed after he won a basketball game.
@Unz3606 ай бұрын
That got me lol
@samanthadavison6 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the “you just gotta give 110%”
@jayknight1396 ай бұрын
lmfao
@DudeWerewolf6 ай бұрын
Bro for real lol
@NOTINMYMOVlE6 ай бұрын
lolllll
@pbandre97736 ай бұрын
I find chris' fascination with this guy as interesting as chris finds him.
@TJ-jt6fg6 ай бұрын
I hate that i understand this
@IMAGINARYAP6 ай бұрын
The guy Chris though he would be "after" therapy, nah we love you Chris, you're persona is LOCKED IN
@siegwardskennedy3 ай бұрын
i think hes just being nice to his guest
@brggz6 ай бұрын
When chris says you're someone he'd hang out with it's actually an insult lmao
@144SLRP6 ай бұрын
Right haha he’s basically saying you’re extremely weird and he loves that shit
@ChaiOfRa6 ай бұрын
Best comment
@luckyboltz296 ай бұрын
Aka you’re quirky af🤣
@AustinAwake6 ай бұрын
The way Chris looks at him when he’s talking is insane 😂😂😂😂
@kindachill6 ай бұрын
He’s absolutely locked in
@sammiethomas3386 ай бұрын
truly actually a video game NPC the way he repeats the same lines no matter what you say to him, for an hour and 3 minutes
@jakethesnake49716 ай бұрын
Hey bro, not everything's related to video games
@thasilentreactor96716 ай бұрын
i thought the same xD this guy is so normal hahah
@LoneWolfDion6 ай бұрын
Normal is easy to program
@nico_vigil6 ай бұрын
We’re not tolerating any Davis Clark slander buddy.
@SevA-p7z6 ай бұрын
For sure bro. Davis Clark is a homie don't come here with that tv sitcom humor
@benderlikebecks6 ай бұрын
-“We don’t like guests just you two is fine and MAYBE your dad” -“Ok so anyway here’s this guy”
@kayleighostasiewski9166 ай бұрын
This started and I went “and who the fuck is this guy” 😂
@SRT7976 ай бұрын
This shit was comedy 😭😭😭
@darthpoop4446 ай бұрын
Okay so here’s everyone BUT our dad
@armondarts57706 ай бұрын
LITERALLY
@hittman14126 ай бұрын
I like how everyone just forgets that guy Byron Callen
@8052JZ6 ай бұрын
"if everybody out there was getting after it, there would be wizards" 😂
@melp7236 ай бұрын
Loved it! 😂
@SevA-p7z6 ай бұрын
Davis Clarke's 3 core values: 1. Help others 2. Do the right thing 3. Enjoy life everyday I'm locked in! Let's go!
@macksanderson6 ай бұрын
"i truly am a normal person" - robot
@bigbirdburner6 ай бұрын
if '"Comporate team bonding exercise? heck yeah let's get after it!" was a person
@riceg0bblr6 ай бұрын
Chris wanted him to open up and stop being in character but instead he was LOCKED IN 💪🏻
@bbishyy6 ай бұрын
Exactly hahaha
@guruj88276 ай бұрын
It’s not even in character it’s just who this guy is lol
@dotsongray6 ай бұрын
This guy is so unintentionally funny but I can’t lie. I fuck with his mentality Keep grindin Davis🙏🏽
@bbishyy6 ай бұрын
i feel the same hahah. If you look at it a certain way it's hilarious, but on another level he's also kind of admirable in his earnesty
@dotsongray6 ай бұрын
@@bbishyy exactly lol. He’s 100% himself the whole time. It’s great😂
@Phillyfan366 ай бұрын
Never been so locked in for an episode in my life!
@ThedeadlyOG6 ай бұрын
Ya that’s not getting old at all..
@yeahcurtis2326 ай бұрын
“I think people over think a lot of things, like right there it’s such a small decision” Little does he know 99% of Chris’ comedy is making fun of the little things
@tannerbryantt27476 ай бұрын
He said people “do do that tho” after the shit story and nobody noticed lmaoooooo im crying
@scottdavidson75436 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@HXLIASMR6 ай бұрын
Davis Clarke was bearable for 10 minutes. Feels like he’s locked in on the tism spectrum. He’s like a Pull String Doll with 7 canned answers on recycle.
@brggz6 ай бұрын
(Fatality)
@aaroniahevans32656 ай бұрын
100% what i was thinking didnt want to say it tho....
@bbishyy6 ай бұрын
i think the problem here is that you're not really locked in
@Jontae9116 ай бұрын
@@bbishyyFacts
@italicpigeon6 ай бұрын
He's definitely got something seriously wrong with his brain
@onedayatatime7236 ай бұрын
First episode I can't finish, see ya next week.
@Betrayedthelaw6 ай бұрын
The guy doesnt even answer one question. His reply is constantly like : I don't really want to reply to personal things, I dont really mimimimi. : it's not really my expertise mimimi. Dude answer the fucking question! No one in this motherfucker is a profesional! He said he was fired up. He and I have different definitions for that word. Jezes christ
@amberheardslawyerprofessor52666 ай бұрын
K won’t be missed.
@pokemanwyman88586 ай бұрын
Loser bye bye
@jayknight1396 ай бұрын
yea this one is a bit rough in my opinion
@GriffinDuyThespian6 ай бұрын
Bro open your mind not everything can be reaction videos & generic barstool shit ❤
@chethawk6 ай бұрын
This guy does spreadsheets for the people ✊🏼
@chethawk6 ай бұрын
I did spreadsheets for 17 years. Never occurred to me to that I was doing it for the ppl. Missed opportunity 😢
@bbishyy6 ай бұрын
@@chethawk hahahahaah
@rolfmeyermusic6 ай бұрын
Dude is literally a Woody toy where he says the same thing when you pull the string on his back 🤣
@jayjunior55046 ай бұрын
1) help others 2) do the right thing 3) enjoy life every day Eh s’basic
@natehead22246 ай бұрын
Hahaha I feel like Chris especially was getting frustrated and that he couldn’t get more out of Davis and annoyed/perplexed by his repetitiveness. Then around the half way point of the episode he starts rolling with it and emphasizing the humor in it
@b.r.i.e6 ай бұрын
I'm SO curious how the whole crew discuss the guest after they leave lol
@bbishyy6 ай бұрын
Yea it was interesting how it's maybe one of the first guests where they didn't fully seem to know how to approach it. Got better about halfway indeed when they tried a different route
@conradbarrett66 ай бұрын
This guy is awesome lol he said I go back to my cubical and we hammer spreadsheets 😂
@605gbird6 ай бұрын
I can't frinking believe you got him I'm absolutely locked the frink in
@DadBodNutrition6 ай бұрын
guy pours his heart out for 15 minutes Davis *wow, there's no traffic!
@KeepinPAfresh126 ай бұрын
“devin” lol .. so close
@DadBodNutrition6 ай бұрын
@@KeepinPAfresh12 oops ill blame auto correct lol
@allynciadixon40706 ай бұрын
we gotta step it up with the guests lmao
@jayknight1396 ай бұрын
hahaha yea but this felt like they pulled a random guy off the street because they forgot they did a podcast together.
@Simsimma336 ай бұрын
There’s a reason that they say laughter is the best medicine. You better believe you are saving lives Chris. You saved mine
@slimjadeyyy6 ай бұрын
❤
@circlethebaggins18656 ай бұрын
34:34 is the exact moment that Matt nonverbally conveys to Chris his exact thoughts about the whole thing.
@Ashmatthewsmusic6 ай бұрын
Literally an AI that has ONLY been trained on post-game interviews with athletes.
@b12deficient246 ай бұрын
ahaha too true mate.
@bryanbryan61086 ай бұрын
A few different people said a version of this which is fucking hilarious
@Outward7776 ай бұрын
24 year old virgin dude, just because this is the way things are going nowadays with OF, doesn’t mean it’s right.
@slimjadeyyy6 ай бұрын
Agreed, wouldn’t recommend it to that fella
@DudeWerewolf6 ай бұрын
I’m so locked in I couldn’t watch this whole episode lmao. First time that’s happened 💀
@TAStormChasing6 ай бұрын
Dude, when you have to say you're a normal person 🤣 This is insane.
@mtbceri6 ай бұрын
This character really reminded me of some old Jim Carrey skits 🤣
@d-rockanomaly92436 ай бұрын
Apt
@brggz6 ай бұрын
Did him dirty with the thumbnail
@Downs-Indroam6 ай бұрын
First time seeing Davis. He has an absolutely amazing attitude/demeanor. Thank you, everyone, for introducing him to those of us who are meeting him for the first time 😊 I love helping people and do every chance I get. Unfortunately, these days I am basically crippled and ill prepared to do much physically. But every time I get to the grocery store I will take seniors' carts back for them or help them with their groceries. I have literally given homeless people whatever money I have, food, and even 2 times I gave them a shirt/hoodie. Hope everyone is having a great weekend ❤😊
@ThedeadlyOG6 ай бұрын
Crazy that this guys brain cannot break past , “eat, work , sleep” is he capable of like introspective thought?
@drew92gill6 ай бұрын
lol he’s a simpleton but maybe he’s got it worked out better than us lol
@SPANKmusicofficial6 ай бұрын
He’s probably way happier than all of us.
@ThedeadlyOG6 ай бұрын
@@SPANKmusicofficial so are down syndrome people but I wouldn’t switch places with them
@LeslieDugger6 ай бұрын
More like, “Eat, run, shit.” What a psycho!
@user-xu6pd5hs3r6 ай бұрын
All of his answers are so fucking simple-minded, like he's stuck in his tik tok character 24/7
@HamhamASMR6 ай бұрын
Remember the show House M.D. with Hugh Laurie? Well, David reminds me of the character in one episode who was unrealistically positive about everything, and they found out he had a tapeworm that somehow affected his brain, causing abnormal optimism. No hate at all. Just that no-matter-what optimism. *Chris D’elia voice* “Y’got a tapeworm 💁🏻♂️”
@Paddy5046 ай бұрын
What is happening? No more guests who aren’t comedians or Bill Delia please Q: “Should I lose my virginity on camera?” A: “I’m in the business of spreadsheets and positivity” …huh?
@buythedip53006 ай бұрын
You are so pretentious….
@buythedip53006 ай бұрын
Don’t you understand that collating with other social media influencers can expand the Lifeline brand? Don’t be so damn selfish.
@armondarts57706 ай бұрын
Didn't understand the assignment -- bro had no clue what he signed up for.
@TomB-m6p6 ай бұрын
Truth. People making excuses are stupid. It’s a podcast speaking about people’s problems.what did he think he would be talking aboit
@SeanDuffield6 ай бұрын
I dont think dude had a clue what he was walking in to 🤣🤣🤣
@coolGrap1996 ай бұрын
2 questions in 😂 and this guy doesnt come up with an answer😂😂 First: its not my expertise😂😂 2nd: i dont talk about my personal life 😂 Who brought this guy on???!!!😂😂😂
@circlethebaggins18656 ай бұрын
This guy listens to corporate motivational speeches while he sleeps.
@Cris-ch9it6 ай бұрын
The collab I didn’t know I needed
@melp7236 ай бұрын
I would expect to be super annoyed by Davis, but his positivity is contagious and feels genuine. Great guest!
@melp7236 ай бұрын
Also, he reminds me of the young man from Gumby. 😁
@jakethesnake49716 ай бұрын
Gumby? The old school clay gumby? Yeah this dudes so awesome!
@jakethesnake49716 ай бұрын
Is he one of the block heads?
@melp7236 ай бұрын
@@jakethesnake4971 yeah, the show Gumby. He reminds me of the little boy. Davey? Maybe?! Or was that a different show?? 😆
@kslanov6 ай бұрын
I'm just so glad that we're out here sending out the positive message on believing in yourself and getting after it no matter what, even if we fall or face adversity we still work hard and get after it , and that's the message we're sending out, and I'm glad about it
@Tytyyorkie6 ай бұрын
Love his attitude! Not sure he understood the assignment 🤷🏻♀️ but… fun episode!
@30secondpoems136 ай бұрын
no way this dude wouldn't flip out at a train station
@cam-tv5rb6 ай бұрын
Dude. Hilarious
@hobbestheimaginary42056 ай бұрын
Exactly
@sydneynicoleelliott6 ай бұрын
ayo 😭
@realnamerodney6 ай бұрын
Them keeping a straight face and just going along with everything not wanting to bully him but dying inside is honesty wholesome 😂
@ElleGrace20106 ай бұрын
this gave me a headache
@mr.Swartz6 ай бұрын
Bring in Uncle Callen
@danaankony58066 ай бұрын
I like this guy significantly more than the last guest
@saracampbell43206 ай бұрын
Yeah. There’s that.
@slimjadeyyy6 ай бұрын
True
@andrewgeisler6696 ай бұрын
I absolutely love this podcast. I have never missed an episode of Lifeline or congratulations from the very start, but this guy was so painfully bad that it might be my favorite episode ever haha. I can’t help but to feel like Chris loved every second and Matt deep down hated it
@MaximillzKing5 ай бұрын
I bet Chris and Matt were so gutted that he refused to answer which cake he’d take from the tray and thought it was too trivial to think over
@Jukelikesgames6 ай бұрын
To the guy that can’t sit down wipe… I’m with you. Never done it, don’t wanna learn how; never will.
@d-rockanomaly92436 ай бұрын
That's nasty you get so much better access when you sit down. It's harder to get all up in there if you're standing.
@d-rockanomaly92436 ай бұрын
When I was really young I stood up. And then one day I learned to sit down method. Trust me when I say it's the superior method by far you must learn.
@reskepa70286 ай бұрын
@@d-rockanomaly9243invest in a bidet.
@scottdavidson75436 ай бұрын
LMFAO I can't believe this is a thing!
@jimmietwotime6 ай бұрын
@@d-rockanomaly9243nah, you’re sticking your hand into the toilet bowl essentially when you sit down, it touches the sides and back of the seat and stuff, if you stand up and bend over you can do a much more thorough job. I think when you think about standing up you’re not realizing that we are bending over, so it’s essentially the same as sitting down but much better because the toilet is not in the way of your hand at all.
@noctemheart6 ай бұрын
“He shit himself..for the people” ⚰️
@ailishcox45676 ай бұрын
shiterally
@hittman14126 ай бұрын
Dude Chris’s face after he said that was like the “oooooooooh-wahhh!!” without the sound
@MatyasImp6 ай бұрын
This is lex fridmans positive twin
@BittersweetLala6 ай бұрын
Thank you for this joke this made me laugh lol
@mesaboogie4046 ай бұрын
this dude is AI for real
@kicksalot72146 ай бұрын
AI is wayyy more self aware.
@LedaSBotelho6 ай бұрын
He's so wonderful. A genuine nice guy. Great video guys and the advice was great.
@aristocamm65746 ай бұрын
A LITERAL Tony Robbins ad came after the 34:43 minute mark and I died laughing as if you guys did it on purposes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KCPlanetGaming6 ай бұрын
The biggest takeaway from this episode is if this guy hadn't shit himself, my life would be way worse.
@tommygreenthumbs6 ай бұрын
Absolutely needed this today. Thank you guys for doing what you do.
@LoneWolfDion6 ай бұрын
As a standing pooper I can safely say that guy isn't standing up straight to do it. We kind of stand squatting. I don't know how people wanna put their hands inside the toilet bowl between the small space vwtween the seat and your own body.
@tabsk5246 ай бұрын
34:44 This is the best question I’ve heard yet and he was absolutely right.
@brendonhapgood19266 ай бұрын
This guy isn’t a great podcaster lol but I’m stoked yall invited him on, love the positivity. Hope he keeps it up!
@kentongeorge23236 ай бұрын
I love how Chris and Matt held it together that entire podcast. 😂 I know they wanted to just get it out in the open that this dude is fucking crazy.
@yansmith95626 ай бұрын
So locked in right now! Long live Lifeline babyyyy!
@f25mart6 ай бұрын
Convinced this guy is on the spectrum: good for him
@jayknight1396 ай бұрын
wow now that you mention that you might be right
@hobbestheimaginary42056 ай бұрын
It's correct, he is autistic
@marniebrimhall9866 ай бұрын
I really appreciate this pod!!! Thanks for having this guy on!!! ❤❤
@MikeArchangelo6 ай бұрын
“How often do you cry” lmaooo
@snakeappotomus6 ай бұрын
Bad day to be a podcast
@bbishyy6 ай бұрын
Truly being locked in also means not being afraid of cringe and opening your mind. Some people here confirm why we need more people to be locked in and have a different mindset
@slimjadeyyy6 ай бұрын
👏🏼
@cullenmasters74096 ай бұрын
Or maybe it’s a comedy advice podcast and this dude didn’t say a single funny thing. Just repeated the same 3-4 lines and offered no insight into any submission
@bradleyjohnson61076 ай бұрын
I’m an ex Mormon and this is what it was like talking to missionaries my mission.
@hobbestheimaginary42056 ай бұрын
Big church vibes
@Fruitydookies6 ай бұрын
This dude looks like he just stepped straight off the short bus
@nico_vigil6 ай бұрын
Yeah so what we’re not gonna do is slander Davis Clark
@lancertreepuffer6 ай бұрын
54:11 just realized I made it 39 years before finding out some ppl wipe their butts standing up😆
@Yuckka6 ай бұрын
I do that I work construction I’m not putting my hand in that fuckin hole
@SootSootSootSooty6 ай бұрын
Adam Devine from Workaholics is one of them. They have a podcast - This Is Important- in case you need more of that.
@lancertreepuffer6 ай бұрын
@SootyS-wg4lm I should be surprised Adam does but for some reason I'm not😆
@SootSootSootSooty6 ай бұрын
@@lancertreepuffer if you want surprises check out the Feet and Yeet ep. I watched it yesterday and Adam’s feet are horrifying. Hilarious though. 😂
@donnyringo78626 ай бұрын
@@SootSootSootSootythis is exactly what I was gonna say, 3 point stance!!!
@xkukkzugerx6 ай бұрын
Bad day to listen to the maraton story while eating
@derpy5046 ай бұрын
Based off these comments I'm in the minority here but i love that y'all are mixing things up by bringing in guests
@alejandronostas95986 ай бұрын
Bro I'm only 3 minutes in and this guy has the most contagious smile I've ever seen. Insane energy already!
@WarhammerFansZ6 ай бұрын
I don't know man , he looks like a genuine good guy
@CartyCreative6 ай бұрын
This guy is like the Taco Bell of people. Just regurgitating the same verbal ingredients in different arrangements.
@amandadolly27386 ай бұрын
Nailed it
@aleskaresquivel47006 ай бұрын
Honestly this dude is jacked, probably rich and positive. A role model for the ppl
@Stef.2236 ай бұрын
32:33 thanks Producer Chris for keeping the pod on tracks and absolutely getting Davis fired up lol
@etzahi166 ай бұрын
After watching this i feel the need to go after it and really lock in so i can inspire other people to go after it 💪🏼 thank you guys, i gotta go after it now 🏃♂️
@marrto6 ай бұрын
As good as matt's hair has looked. Sonning
@TylerG696 ай бұрын
Absolutely locked in
@raycongfs6 ай бұрын
Extremely motivated, similar to david goggins but with a happier, chippier disposition. Still accomplished a lot but is made fun of. Yet goggins is praised for suffering and overcoming but his message is more "stay hard" and clarke is more "stay positive and get after it" props to him!
@LoveBugAlly696 ай бұрын
Lmfao out of everything said in this video “chrid” is what got a chuckle 🤣😂
@shaneflozel25276 ай бұрын
I loved that too🤣
@lancertreepuffer6 ай бұрын
10:00 So technically he had a min to stop and crap lol
@Yuckka6 ай бұрын
More like 4 😂 also just clock how long it took to shit and take it off your own final time it’s not that serious
@johnnylam58776 ай бұрын
This is like Will Sasso's Canadian Brad charater hahahah
@Unz3606 ай бұрын
I was about to clean my house but when I saw this episode I sat back down and got after it! Probably could have done both at the same time but I was locked in!
@Kaylaspersonalchannel6 ай бұрын
Yall he was probably SO nervous. He’s not a professional performer or comedian like some other guests. I’m sure he’s surrounded by that positive energy he emits, so jumping from that to the Delia brothers was 0 to 100 and I give him PROPS for just sticking to what he knows. Mayyybe I also wanna know what Patreon Tier I have to be in to hear the conversation the brothers had after this, but that’s just the Delia humor we all love and Davis is too good a guy to do that to. Lastly, Davis struck gold with this line -> 33:24 “maybe life will still just be the same, but people will feel better about it 👀🤔🎯
@alexclementinoo6 ай бұрын
It’s giving Canadian Brad vibes except Boston edition Chris: “So what do you laugh at?” Davis: “I laugh at a lot of things, ya know”
@chassiex36 ай бұрын
Loved all of the positivity from this young man!! And of course love the brothers!!!!!!!!
@xXvaloisXx6 ай бұрын
if you find yourself hating on someone who's just super positive, you might want to try some introspection. I wish I had friends like this dude.
@jasonmelo19746 ай бұрын
It's fine to be positive, but you have to be interesting too.
@i2pjd6hRw5P6 ай бұрын
For real. I was looking for this comment. I couldn't imagine feeling disdain towards this guy.
@jasonmelo19746 ай бұрын
It's just that he's one dimensional and wouldn't be fun to hang out with.@@i2pjd6hRw5P
@bkt2096 ай бұрын
Also, the guy with the cupcake/girlfriend question seemed to have fabricated his “dilemma”. Lol. I think he just made that up to make Chris laugh a lot because it’s similar to the chocolate croissants video.
@JohanaTeran6 ай бұрын
"I shit myself for the people" lmaooo
@sebastiendonaldson82456 ай бұрын
Is he super famous? He keeps reiterating he’s a normal guy
@ianoverton41586 ай бұрын
dude i think i actually need to be admitted to the nearest insane asylum after listening to this for a whole hour that guy cannot be real
@jasonmelo19746 ай бұрын
I think I can hang out this guy for about 10 minutes. Then I'd have to get after the door. 😆
@benjaminstandring88595 ай бұрын
im sorry... i have to pause and just leave a 10/10 beef for Davis Clarke. you are a homie and when shit gets tough i am gonna look you up for inspiration bro. you are 🔥