Different Types of Civilizations

[@vladitnt7576]

As a Romanian, I'm going to defend Hungary here and say that they do actually have like 3 boats on the Danube. The reason why i know this is because i live close to the Danube and i stole their 3 boats, they are currently in my backyard.

[@alexandrub8786]

It is like the horse incident of 900' when the first hungarians arrived in Transylvania,left their horses unattended for 5 minutes and they "disappeared".

[@in5minutes556]

si Gattsu a furat, a furat ideile lui Peter Zeihan din cartea lui Accidental Superpower si de pe canalul lui de youtube

[@tunyi0]

As a Hungarian, this is absolutely true, since this incident we dont have a "navy".

[@sturmovik_reenactor]

roman prins in comment sectionu lu gattsu

[@apoolplayer278]

you shouldnt have admitted

[@traumaloop]

there's something about an eastern european with an extreme accent talking about geopolitics with a bunch of jpegs transitioning around that's really entertaining for no apparent reason

[@hiya2793]

it's the signature eastern european suffering that adds something

[@stuckupcurlyguy]

I don't think his accent is extreme lmao but it does help

[@JSB1729]

​@@stuckupcurlyguyYeah his accent is fine. I actually really love the way he speaks.

[@daeclanmyrick7305]

Thank God, he cut out Florida when he was drawing the map. Let's get you this Visa young man

[@fullmetaltheorist]

If Flodira didn't exist 90% of crazy American stereotypes would disappear. 😂

[@Abel-Alvarez]

​@@fullmetaltheorist Nah that would barely be 10%. You still forgot about the stereotypes from California, Texas,New York, New Jersey, Ohio, Alabama, etc.

[@-AxisA-]

Do you really want to get rid of your 4th most productive state (by gdp)?😄 1.3 trillion dollars out of your economy, which is about 5% of your whole economy (26 trillion $ gdp).

[@sonicwave779]

@@-AxisA- That's from all the meth labs and pill mills

[@tony_5156]

@@sonicwave779perc 40’s hot off the press from Tampa Shit so strong it’ll add 3 mm to your foreskin

[@sneff132]

The British conquered 25% of the world for good food and then they invented beans on toast smh

[@xx_sugarcube_xx8170]

It’s the equivalent of Mac and cheese, quick, easy and good food :)

[@elijahthesage8510]

@@xx_sugarcube_xx8170 Blimey

[@FaraStiriRO]

*the british government, not the british people that lived in shitholes until the 50s and that died so they can stop hitler.

[@tar244you8]

i mean its basically just navy beans in a some what sweet or salty tomato sauce depends how u like it on bread its simple but it tastes alright beans are eaten across the world but i have to say we brits do have some other foods that are 💀

[@RillianGrant]

The real good food was in us all along

[@akshayneha]

It's a good day when Gattsu uploads a video.

[@Mp9-4_6]

Mhmm

[@redstars956]

Fax

[@beans00001]

It certainly is a day when Gattsu uploads

[@DiNo_006]

after a bad day, little dose of gattsus wisdom, sins fade away

[@Rapture-t3m]

True true.

[@InMyBrokenChair]

Gattsu might not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver 🔥🔥🔥

[@55932hbt]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@septembersleepin]

🥴

[@Bye_girl]

Might not be? That implied HE CAN 😟

[@JSB1729]

😂😂😂😂

[@ventedbus4917]

@@Bye_girlmay as well try…

[@Xilir2009]

Georgia defeating a 500k jihad with 30k in middle ages and right after that defeating 100k of sejuks with 10k and repeat is literally medival Georgian history summerized

[@MangoAviation]

Sejuk🥶🥶🥶❄️

[@cosmindvd]

As a Romanian, I thank god everyday that I am not Hungarian, until my first DNA test.

[@yespls6260]

As *not* a Romanian, I too thank God everyday that I am not Hungarian

[@Shiva-05]

As an Indian, I thank God we have our own Balkan but Asian countries 😅😊

[@tunyi0]

As a Hungarian, i cry everyday about my existence. But at least im not Romanian.

[@TrendingTigerBerserk]

@@tunyi0 but Romanians will Steal your Organs

[@TrendingTigerBerserk]

@@Shiva-05 yeah

[@krecza]

as a hungarian, everything said in this video is 100% fact. we have ZERO ports. but the river's pretty cool kind of idk

[@enriqueperezarce5485]

It’s still sucks because you can’t have as much tonnage as with being in Iowan ocean

[@salivatingfarmhand5409]

Here in Bulgaria we do have sea ports, but still we are in worse economical situation than Hungary

[@botondbakos5954]

​@@salivatingfarmhand5409not for a long time bro, you see the direction hungarian economy is going at the moment...

[@aqualucasYT]

Gattsu never fails to clap my cheeks

[@lolasdm6959]

did you say no homo?

[@iISkyGameIi]

hahaha I repeated the same dumbass sex joke that has been said 46533 times already

[@Mp9-4_6]

@@iISkyGameIi huh gay

[@trenaceandblackmetal5621]

goofy

[@benoitbvg2888]

Do you want some boulletts?

[@yoker_77]

as a hungarian u don’t gotta make us feel even worse 😢

[@alex990ism]

don worry my fellow eu citizen, although you hate us, we romanians dont hate you at all and you can use our port any time you want

[@dermeisterdesspiegels3518]

@yoker_77 @alex990ism dăm toți câte un shot de pálinka și cântăm "az a szép" și "treceți batalioane" după până picăm în șanț 😂😂😂 🍻🥂🍾

[@Riael]

@@alex990ism This is obviously a russian plant and I do not understand what they are doing here. The proper response is: Bozgor detected opinion rejected TAUR ALB 🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪

[@BillJones-fn8pt]

Chill bro eat the Goulash

[@alexjulius69]

I guess being landlocked is like being short, you always compensate, I guess that's why belarus, our neighbor that's landlocked, is so angry all the time. 😂

[@massiveaardvark5033]

It was very interesting to see gattsus tranformation from reading drain gang fanfictions to making educational geopolitical commentary videos

[@Odinoian]

11:40 As a Norwegian I cannot forgive this. This is the greatest offense! 😂

[@hanneswohlsdorf7769]

As German the Belgium thing was also hilarious af

[@Milkaholic05]

@@hanneswohlsdorf7769 As a Belgian, yeah, it was funny

[@ryancooper5301]

as a Swede I agree

[@batflashzyzz]

As a Nepalese, The landlocked dependency on your neighbours is so real.

[@VshapeDino]

We are stuck between rock and hard place.

[@Bombay_wali_clips]

Don't worry daddy India is there for you

[@xaryop7950]

As a Turkish person this shit is funny asf. If you get offended when your country is getting shit on please come back when you are grown up. Keep it up Gattsu good vid.

[@Bagrationi1812]

Wdym?

[@salamov963]

Why didnt gatsu talk about what happened 1071 and 1453 for turks wink wink georgians only won single aaa fucking war in the world 😂 lmfao gangbanged by turks 100s of years and finally won in 1121 because of byzantium

[@ManfredTheFirst]

What?

[@TS111WASD]

Gattsu's been talking so much shit about the UK, I like that he has decided to be nice about it for once. Fair and balanced.

[@theov527]

Can we appreciate how Gattsu never fails to spread our cheeks apart and fill us with content

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Stealing comments that didnt make people laugh 2 years ago.

[@Favedstarfish88]

​@@Ukraineaissance2014🤓

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

Britain was invaded more than most countries, Saxons, vikings, celts, picts, normans, romans

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

So clearly islands get invaded

[@elbudmano]

This man makes me feel so proud to be british for about 10 seconds then i go straight into deep depression and lose about 100 brain cells by the end of the video

[@DacianRider]

ahh Gattsu, you are a living LEGEND ! love the Romania / Hungary memes 👌 keep up the spicy good job & cheers from RO !

[@marktg98]

We Dutch could easily produce enough food for ourselves, we just choose to grow flowers instead.

[@Leitis_Fella]

8:35 Speaking of which, I think Gattsu-chan would appreciate that the Georgians were just added as a playable civilization in Age of Empires 2 💪 💪 🇬🇪 🇬🇪 💪 💪

[@daan9094]

The Netherlands does not produce all her own food, but 80 percent of food produced here is export so theoretically they could. This is because of very intensive farming and livestock

[@RanDom-if2ee]

Please post more often, i start scratching at the neck and foaming at the mouth when you don't. 😭

[@Gattsu]

Lmaooooooo thank you bro. I will I promise

[@salamov963]

​@@Gattsugeorgia only won single war 1121 lol

[@RanDom-if2ee]

​@@Gattsuplease post😭

[@didelphidae5228]

Please don't stop finding excuses to use the "I need more booletts" gif. It makes my day everytime.

[@Poison2859]

Gattsu never fails to make my Turkish ass sitting in Germany mad

[@kowelerksing0425]

"Can just focus on the best strategy to be racist towards their neighbors that look exactly like them" that's F'up😂

[@Monkey-bo3xx]

Buld really called -1⁰C cold💀 7:43

[@GTAmaniac1]

actually at 5:20 hungary didn''t "pick up a sword and conquered croatia", there was a succession crisis in croatia (that hungarians may or may not have contributed to) so the croatian nobles decided to form a personal union with hungary.

[@THEZMX195]

Your videos literally help me to better understand history and geography

[@marcikormanyos]

Hungary is only landlocked since trianon in 1920

[@mdjey2]

If you have a food like Britain, you won't be invaded!

[@pjotr_the_gay]

Gattsu moving from his Canada Stan era to his US Stan era - taste the freedom baby!!

[@spectacularlyunqualified2391]

This is deadass the best geopraphy lesson I’ve ever been privy to 💀

[@technoimperialist9509]

Gattsu Is basically the georgian version of degenerocity.

[@Tatequieto_industrial]

This man is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@jeffmyname2211]

As a British person the HMS spice stealer is a national treasure

[@succmeister7808]

Meanwhile the Netherlands exporting all its produce instead of just using it themselves:

[@thomasblock5333]

Gattsu never hesitates to simultaneously flatter and shit on any country, seasoned with a pinch of based memery

[@nicocorbo4153]

as a hungarian, this video is hilarious. btw gattsu, i think you'd love budapest. whenever you and roman are able, you both should travel there

[@rocchead]

Thank you Gattsu for mentioning my country for 3 seconds, I feel blessed.

[@i4i1008]

00:03 As a person who lives in a flatland-type country I can confirm that is what it looks like

[@yurytitarciuc4540]

When you make that joke I instantly like the video😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 10:42

[@Dafoodmaster]

Dutch person here, if we're embargoed by the rest of europe, we're gonna use the tulip land for food. And eat the tulip bulbs.

[@DamienBurke-d3w]

Let’s not forget the real reason why we in Britain and Ireland sailed around the world. Ugly women bad food bad weather

[@DiNo_006]

after a bad day, little dose of gattsus wisdom, sins fade away. ngl

[@Maxeem999]

I'm so glad I invested 30 videos ago , now I get to see Romanian memes against Hungary . Ly Gattsu

[@potatogaming4570]

Ah yes if gattsu made a minecraft server it would be a political hot dumpster fire and everyone would love it

[@beans00001]

the feds got him

[@matewostadesse281]

I didn't have time to see his newest video. What was it about?

[@kajmak]

@@matewostadesse281 slander against intelligence agencies, similarly to the now 7 month old 'Beauty is used as propaganda. Here’s how.' on his channel but also some hot takes about terrorism but he likely took it down himself because it was TOO spicy

[@bgggsht]

More like the georgian masonry

[@lukarad5616]

Montenegro has both the sea and the mountains 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@Kyle_Broflowski1997]

Crna gora 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@BanuManta113]

As a Romanian, due to feeling very pandered to, I decided to finally buy merch from the kartli shop.

[@lamortsurledancefloor]

The portugese, spanish and the dutch also had a good navy honnestly

[@ivanivanich761]

The thumbnail is criminally intriguing

[@leventer2240]

As a hungarian living in Switzerland, the algorithm said: here, watch this guy talk trash about both of your beloved countries 🤠 great video btw 🤠

[@ihatemotionblur_3255]

Gattsu isnt going to bring up Timurlane 💀💀💀

[@jthencl]

I know the landlocked country of Mongolia are probanly thinking." Man... I used to had this entire continent on its knees. If only we expaned our country a little bit eastwards."

[@Haydn-ps5rl]

the first part is just Gattsu being a Horatio nelson fanboy.

[@compatriot852]

And then there's America which basically gets all the geographical benefits due to sheer size and distance.

[@eliass4748]

”it gets pretty cold” laughs in northen swedish😭

[@AdamoHun]

as a hungarian I must state that while most is said for the funnies, hungary actually had ports for hundreds of years as we had access to the croatian shores. It's just that we eventually lost to the ottomans and it all went downhill...

[@laszlofreecss3288]

As a Hungarian, I thought nothing could trigger me until I saw us being depicted as a dependent whore to Romania 💀 Jokes aside, grant this man his US Visa 🫡

[@100history-j1w]

You’re right! It should have been either Germany or Austria instead

[@magnusio5292]

As a Norwegian, I appriciate you putting the Swedish flag when talking about our country for 1 second :)))))))))))))))) ANOTHER GATTSU BANGER!

[@tedsteiner]

26 seconds in, and I already know this is gonna be a banger Gattsu vid

[@heyitsvos]

FYI ships passing through the Bosporus are not charged, it's free to pass. It's why they're wanting to build the new Canal

[@l.bergman4481]

Man! Gattsus videos slaps harder then my grandpa

[@YoBoyAJ16]

As a American you are getting that visa 🗣️🗣️

[@icantmeme4378]

Gattsu you dont need to pay to pass through the Istanbul strip because it is not a man made cannal like Suez, the money turkey gets is from ships parking next to the cannal cuz it takes some time to pass through it.

[@Warriorcats64]

But they are building an alternate through Istanbul just to do that too.

[@icantmeme4378]

@@Warriorcats64 yep

[@Kannot2023]

I think vessels who cross Bosporus are piloted, by local captains, and they are payd.

[@manuel.camelo]

Imagine if school used to teach like this? 👁️👃👁️🙏

[@danielfernald7626]

Britain was actually invaded multiple times historically by boat and each time it had a huge impact on the country. First the romans, then the anglo saxons, then the vikings, and then the normans. But if ur talking modern or colonial times then yes they had a strong navy and no one invaded them

[@Randalftown]

100% cotton is not a sign of good quality. 83-87% cotton poly blends keep their shape and color for many more washes

[@ruknot4648]

Honey wake up, new Gattsu video dropped

[@alexandercellante7553]

As an American I'd give you the tourist visa just because of this video!!

[@HavataOfficial]

I think the Bosnian bro wants to see the Statue of Liberty.

[@stonedguyy]

We live in such dystopian times that we can't even show baby pictures of some failed Austrian painter without having our livelihoods threatened. Literally 1498

[@bdubblemalone]

Gattsu, please become a history professor at Harvard. Society needs you

[@devonmorton6514]

I saw N-word gold, got confused, went to Google and ended up down an unwanted rabbit hole.

[@fish5671]

what ?

[@Czepialska]

that tourist visa must be worth it

[@matteufo]

1:22 this is a suprisingly accurate replication of romes response to the first punic war

[@dodgedaytona7435]

Nice for you to show Kazbegi, I haven't been there since 2019. Beautiful mountains

[@imogen1]

Someone get this funny man a tourist visa.

[@manwiththeredface7821]

3:05 I mean, moving as far away from what would eventually become Russia was a smart move from us 🇭🇺 (Just wait until you learn how we purchased the land we're living on now...)

[@rob4iks]

BABE WAKE UP GATTSU POSTED

[@FrozenWildstyle]

lived my whole life in switzerland and can say i was fairly surprised by our history classes. they teach the kids and tell them theyre rich because of shady business (ww2 gold) but still portray them as mostly the good guys. its honestly pretty funny because before that the whole land was pretty much all farmers just scraping by.

[@keegandecker4080]

As a mountain person, I routinely go up 9-13,000 feet on the journey for poon

[@ZaKrakilla]

I love watching Gattsu videos as a Romanian. It's like when someone shakes your hand while also spitting on your face. Very strange feeling. At least I am not Hungarian...

[@omeupiorinimigo]

God nerfed Hungary by keeping them landlocked

[@AshishAcharyaalex]

Thats so true about landlocked countries. I remember in 2015 right after Nepal suffered a devastating earthquake , the most devastating in fact in its long history. India decided to blockade Nepal. Nepali people almost starved. Landlocked countries are the most unfortunate countries in the world as they have to rely on their neighbors goodwill to survive

[@Barry-o2q]

French flag for the Netherlands is a crime

[@frongus47]

You forgot 1 enermy of the a good navy in the old days: wind. Edward the 3rd had to wait a long time for the wind to blow in the way of France in order to go and invade but sometimes it can be good e.g. the spannish armada lost because the wind blew in Britain' favor

[@bugrasevinc9696]

My guy found the only fight Turks lost and acted like they are the French

[@matthiasg760]

Stay in your place you turkish snowflakes, especially when you talk about the country that has won the most wars in the world (in the human History) "LiKe It'S ThE FReNcH" try to think before opening your mouth next time.

[@Calamahara]

you have called a destroyer a battleship you have declared war on the whole naval community

[@pergertamas3912]

Hungary had sea access till 1918

[@CharliMorganMusic]

Africa Destroyer 9000 ruined me

[@TherealDpoint]

The fact that Mongolia has a navy is goofy as fuck

[@thailux6494]

So does Switzerland

[@nilsgunnarsson3537]

As a swede i really appreciate that gattsu forgot the norwegians in the mountain countries as i know how much it will annoy the little gnomes

[@Sjefensjolv]

1718

[@Sjefensjolv]

Battle of dynekilen

[@Sjefensjolv]

I love peter wessel tordenskjold

[@Sjefensjolv]

1814 (no, not the swedish-norwegian war, but something else that happened then which pissed yall off)

[@Sjefensjolv]

No oil?

[@eehhhhhhhhhh-h]

3:40 ur point is right in most cases but in the case of istanbul because of the montreux convention turkey is unable to tax the ships passing through bosphorus, thats why they want to add another canal because that somehows bypasses the convention and allows them to tax. the reason istanbul is like a 3rd of the economy is because its also almost 1/4th of the whole population and every company ever in turkey is there

[@ajlau9481]

gattsu advertising himself as a political and military analyst so the US would hire him.

[@GorilkaCo]

>Hungary is landlocked >Danube river Bruh dude, you better look up in your data sometimes.

[@denifnaf5874]

Tisza as well

[@timmothyjennings]

Living on an island country doesn't mean you'll "naturally" have great navy. It takes rigorous engineering.

[@muhammadabdullahwaseem3040]

bro has beef with turkey

[@JeaMe-qs6wy]

Everyone does.