Different Ways of Pooping

[@hanshansomahammau]

I know about the war of if wiping is done standing up or sitting down, but this takes the sport to a whole other dimension.

[@kaimcguire5086]

Every time I’m reminded that some people wipe standing up I get whiplash. You’d think I would learn

[@Cynsham]

@@kaimcguire5086 i stand up when i wipe. i have an irrational fear of my hand touching the poop or the water if i don't.

[@whok.lledbelle]

I used to stand up to wipe, I will never do that again (I was like 7 ;-;)

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

@@kaimcguire5086 I have big hands, or a big ass, idk which really, but if I don't stand up to wipe, my knuckles dunk into the toilet water and I just don't like that

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

It's simple- stand at home or in a home you're comfortable with, sit in public.

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

Dude your brother 1000% told all of his friends about this, every party, every new friend he makes, hell, probably even every cashier and waiter he's ever dealt with has probably heard that story and that makes me laugh so fucking hard

[@WebDiice]

Well, now everyone who watches this video knows it and his brother has proof now LMAO

[@thesugareater8607]

Probably not, that's a weird story, maybe like a couple people

[@orikakuli]

i'm fucking done mate

[@illustrisartifex1767]

@@thesugareater8607 plot twist: you're his brother but you do this exact thing to this day

[@llab3903]

@@thesugareater8607 guaranteed he roasted his brother to his friends about it

[@mayumura1987]

Didn't even need to be stoned to laugh out loud for about 5 straight minutes. Thank you man

[@ZiekeMan47]

I was stoned and I laughed for 10

[@max.8063]

Hahahahahahahahahahahha you laughed for 10. Hahahahahqhqhqh. Maybe it I get even more stoned I can laugh for 20 🤣🤣

[@benrolfe4863]

4:26

[@rgorai1029]

Lol right? I'm only drunk

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@@benrolfe4863 *4.20

[@MysticVokkai]

This gave me the hardest laugh I've had in a while. It was much needed 😂

[@davidtowler1529]

same

[@ldcommando1616]

Your brother was gaslighting you. That’s actually how everyone does it.

[@potatoplayz1242]

Yep

[@flipwonderland]

yeah

[@Moonshine1234]

True

[@creedentis5652]

Yep

[@TedRLY]

fr

[@RadicalTrivia]

Your brother is actually a hero. Think about this. If you'd done that at school, and just like, one other kid had seen you, and then thought HE was doing it wrong, and so on... This could've turned into a whole school of kids doing this for WHO KNOWS how long. I'm crying laughing thinking about parents catching their kids doing this, and the kid saying they learned it at school, and the school having a SITUATION on their hands.

[@ChrIs-oq6pu]

Me and you are on the same page

[@origrammar]

what is this, South Park, lmao

[@theodavis5155]

that is the most brilliant comment ive ever seen hahaha

[@illustrisartifex1767]

Jokes on you, this video is the reason why kids will be doing it

[@TiesThatBind513]

A SHITuation

[@alteredme82673]

You are slowly filling the hole in my heart that Sam O Nella carved

[@1boss1]

This is exactly how I felt when I found this channel 2 days ago

[@Easystreet1234]

@@1boss1 sameee

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

I agree with both of these two comments and I literally found him 2 days ago when I watched his levels of high video, it's great

[@davidcb8991]

Same

[@abdulmourad169]

Yes exactly wtf

[@xidnafssecretchannel2705]

The earliest memory I have is of arguing with my parents, insisting that since I was 3 years old it logically follows that I have to use exactly 3 squares of toilet paper each time I poop.

[@MostlyTrue]

oh snap xidnaf!! I love your vids dude

[@thelollykitty]

so if you're like 70 you'd use 70 squares 💀

[@oliverbrown6616]

@@MostlyTrueyou should be comedian or like a small little pod cast every week or month, day, year, hour, minute, second also I know we’re you live 🤫

[@reddeadcharactercreations7884]

Dude, your content is so fucking funny and just from the heart. Nobody else has a channel that not only gets me to laugh out loud in every video but like every 15 seconds of so. Seriously good job man.

[@audriantallman6144]

I agree!! Solid work!

[@val328]

fr. just found this dude. he's hilarious!

[@Vergil_dark_Knight]

anybody want Marley to get on Diablo 3

[@brenchyalowicois6748]

This channel is my favourite when I’m high, can’t believe this guy has so few subscribers. He’s gonna do extremely well

[@hasj]

Cry bruh 😂

[@maasymoo]

This guy can go from deep philosophical conversations about Buddhism to talking about how he took a shit as a kid. I have so much hope for this young channel.

[@rsk6929]

Lmao this guy is the fucking goat of stick figure story telling

[@1SmokedTurkey1]

He's hilarious! I don't laugh easily and he cracks me up. I wish his videos were a bit longer though. 4 minutes isn't enough of this maniac.

[@MormonCrisp]

Fucking same

[@cyrusmuduroglu5114]

yo facts

[@MetaphoricTechnique]

@@rsk6929 Ever since Sam O' Nella Academy stopped posting. Both amazing channels!

[@applecidervinegar4067]

You’re not the only one bro! I’m so glad I found this! I really felt the same way about the subject. I was like 4 or 5, and basically the same thing happened only difference was it was Christmas dinner at my grandmas house and it was my step dad walking in on me. He still till this day tells me about how he will tell this to my wife.

[@SuperiorZeeko]

Ahahahah, be happy. You have a ridiculously funny and absurd story to tell people when having a lil beer 🍻

[@htwingnut]

It seems so stupid, but I try to make sure I explain the simplest things to my kids because of stuff like this. But some stuff you just don't think you need to explain, LOL.

[@ferretyluv]

Your story sent me into a five minute coughing fit from laughing. Good job.

[@Ptera_xd]

Your brother's reaction was very nice honestly. It's almost as if he kind of knew that was what you were doing this whole time and tried to think of a way to confront you about it without embarrassing you too much before it was too late.

[@marcoa.7235]

You think too much.

[@nickkohlmann]

@@marcoa.7235 Nah.

[@marcoa.7235]

@@nickkohlmann yah.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Yeah if it was my little brother I’d have just burst out laughing

[@ray5131]

I’m the type of brother to see something like this, drop right where I stand, paralyze myself from laughing at you so hard that I start begging God to let me breathe because I’m suffocating myself; then, and only then, will I through fits of laughter explain to you the error of your ways; i’m also the type of dumbass who would accidentally blurt out your stupidity in front of the whole family.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

0:44 Jokes aside, requires a decent amount of flexibility to imitate what he’s doing

[@TheBoss-bd8sn]

How tf do you have 300k subs

[@jacnok711]

Ayo

[@TheEncouragementKid]

You’re a bot

[@deanjones7823]

How tf do you know that 😂

[@tat2dredhead76]

children are unreasonably flexible

[@Joov]

Kindergarten. First time at a urinal in my life. I was unsure of the procedure. My whole life up until this point at 5 years old I was a toilet purist. In front of roughly 5 or so other people. Confidently. Pants around ankles. Everyone laughed. I was stunned and confused. Kindergarten sucked

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

Oh nooo! 😭😭😭 Poor past you!

[@unduedisc5466]

I made another mistake the same year 😂

[@jonahsoyster490]

Ohhh nahhh lmao I watch your videos too. I will never be able to watch your videos the same now.

[@jonahsoyster490]

@@christopherruf7092 fuck that's sad, imagine how much he got made fun of

[@jop2735]

I remember seeing a kid do this in elementary and I got scared lmao

[@psychonaut1829]

I always had my mom do it. i would yell "IM DONE" and she would come do it for me. Eventually i had to go at school and figured it out.

[@godrock24]

No way! I used to do the same thing

[@mimis_jail]

HELP I DID THE SAME

[@berry.1uvr]

Vividly remember my “DONE MUMMY!!”

[@Matthew_MBG]

sameee until she was fed up, gave me these painful wet wipes meant to make it easier, i hated them, she did it for me again for a while, and then one day the told me to use the real thing. it felt way better lol

[@kenny_ki]

i never wiped my ass until i was 12 because no one taught me to and one day i went in the bath and there was poop residue in the bath and ive been scared of taking baths ever since

[@shroombean9329]

Such great timing. Every time I sit in my bed procrastinating sleep, I come across another one of your videos and they remind me that I need some sleep

[@myaccount9812]

Interesting because it's almost 1am and I need sleep too. Thanks for the reminder

[@lolaurier]

@@myaccount9812 same

[@samuelmayhew2749]

Same

[@prophet1193]

Goat comment

[@romant1204]

Bro fax

[@Gavinpv]

Just found this dude and he’s honestly one of the few KZbinrs who constantly make me laugh out loud Pure comedy gold and I wish you good tidings Holy shit didn’t expect so many likes gawd damn

[@Milkman.308]

SAME about everything you just said!

[@iijj]

really, same

[@williambrooks163]

The first vid was 7 steps of high

[@braretro6044]

@@williambrooks163 same

[@braretro6044]

@@williambrooks163 am I am rn 😅🤣

[@mansfield8688]

man, this content is so god damn true in so many aspects. I think everyone thinks like the way you describe in these videos but no one has made content this way up until now. Its absolutely hilarious, you are one of VERY few channels that i genuinely laugh out loud at !

[@ainz8543]

fax

[@rnkdnfr]

so good. Reminds me of Sam Onella

[@matthewfricano4089]

@@rnkdnfr rip sam

[@LueLucifer]

Wait what, RIP Sam Onella?

[@rossnsuchthangs]

I was told he is taking a break to focus on school. But it's still RIP for us.

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

This video made me lol for real. That's really rare for 5am youtube watching practically by myself. Pretty sure my husband woke up during one of my outbursts. I'm so glad I got this channel recommended to me.

[@zayah0815]

I'm 27 years old and I still poop the same way I did as a child (at least in the comfort of my own home) which is I perch on the toilet like a bird. I've been doing this since I was maybe 4 years old because it just felt so natural. My family would always make fun of the way I had my feet on the toilet seat while squatting to poop but funnily enough, over 2 decades later I found out that I am one of the few human beings who poop the way we are supposed to poop. In Japan they have some toilets intended for people who poop the same way I do. When you poop while squatting it just comes out wayyyyy smoother than just sitting.

[@dudeman71213]

Homie, you ever had diarrhea? Me and my GI issues hated the squatty potties in Japan.

[@menosproblemos6993]

I've been pooping like that ever since I was in Japan where it's rather common. I've tried to go back to normal butt it doesn't flow as well. Easier to aim to avoid splash backs too b c" )

[@m00nshyn7]

Its easier to have a bowel movement squatted like that because it eases tension on the organs and stuff allowing it for it to pass easier through your system.

[@beastabuelos6421]

I tried it once. Made it harder for me

[@Hanklerfishies]

glad I found this comment! I always have constipation and squatting makes it so much easier

[@nachoguy707]

Dude, I remember doing this as a kid. I didn't do it for every poop, but every now and then I would swear that there's still poo on my bum after wiping, so I would go to the mirror to double check. Glad to know I'm not the only weirdo. Lmao

[@frenchfri5106]

The blessing/curse of living with a mirror that was waist height

[@fredericosilva5927]

Same, we be weird together

[@fackyoutube8452]

Use a wet wipe bro lol

[@frenchfri5106]

@@fackyoutube8452 I bring wet wipes with me everywhere so clutch 👌

[@FHyde9977]

I would bend over to look at my bum but not infront of the mirror.

[@denerdyjoker]

I walked in on a classmate of mine in kindergarten doing exactly this!! I finally understand why she was standing on the counter with her pants around her ankles!!! Thank you. This has been a thing I’ve pondered for nearly two decades.

[@spencerhotello7468]

lmao!

[@milkyyrayy]

i wonder if she still does it

[@trevorhightower7885]

Somehow I feel more bad for you lol

[@dudeman71213]

She? And your name is Isaac? What kind of school didn't have gender-separated bathrooms??

[@erich1380]

@@dudeman71213 asking the real questions here sir. Names Isaac talking about a woman's restroom wtf

[@EmilyRoberts-ue5im]

I was just crying for the past 10 min and this helped me fell better. Thx 😊

[@tannerquigley751]

I'm sad this guy's just starting out usually i'll find a channel like this with 50 videos ready to binge, I need more content you're hilarious. Love the stories

[@EnergreenMiscellaneous]

theres nothing ol high boi cant fix

[@Melmaster3]

I agree!

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

@@EnergreenMiscellaneous high boi is funny but his type of video is boring asf

[@StickzDev]

@@CatchTheMarmosets This is like a story time animation that is sometimes mostly true

[@brian2.078]

Brother, you are not alone. I did this when I was very young. The fact that there was a huge mirror on the back of our bathroom door meant that I didn't have to climb on the countertop though. Thanks for unlocking this very strange memory for me. We share the common bond of butthole gazing. I also just remembered one time that I purposely shit my pants and left them in front of my parent's bedroom door like a cat leaving a dead bird or something. Don't know what I was thinking there.

[@KiemPlant]

Lmfao that last shit caught me off guard. As it did your parents.

[@crimsonchin2276]

What a fucking menace

[@physicalmulti1403]

Yea

[@ivy.learnskorean]

thanks, i got a solid 30 seconds of laughing in tears saying "what the ****" as to how any of us make it past potty training age is beyond me.

[@bloonsgd5620]

me too i still do it tho bc sometime idk if if sure

[@joel2856]

I remember wiping with the "scrunched toilet roll ball" technique, until I realised at around age 10 that the "flat sheet" uses less paper and is more efficient.... that was a revelation for me

[@ninacalmon9193]

SAME HERE and then i developed some sort of obsession that i NEEDED to do absolutely perfect folds, and it persists till this day

[@deadeyecf5315]

Bro thank god I’m not alone!! I did that for more years than I’m willing to admit.

[@PigBenis69420]

Me too but at age 32:/

[@stormtrumper7634]

Still use the ball technique cuz I’m too lazy

[@splashy2152]

uh...I still scrunch up the toilet paper and I'm literally a middle schooler....

[@MERKthatDUCK]

rewatching this for like the 5th time and just realised the amount of poop particles that would have been all over the sink area

[@BrainDamageComedy]

good point 🤮

[@ihadaface]

Your videos are like a refresh of Sam O'Nella Academy, but instead of historical videos, it's videos literally about anything. I really dig the vibe, and if you haven't heard of him, I HIGHLY suggest checking him out. Your content is scratching that itch ever since Sam left a couple years ago to focus on school/work. Your content is legit, so far.

[@karamaswift5829]

I miss Sam O'Nella Academy so much

[@martindamasseno5164]

I agree. I miss sam o nella too. Great contento though. A bit more stoner like oriented.

[@dankduck]

Thank you

[@isaiahkellogg9199]

Bro seriously

[@midgetman4206]

Sam O'Nella leaving us is probably how kids feel when their dad abandons them. Just up and out one day, never see them again.

[@pmal5680]

The fact that I found this channel two days ago, watched every video in a night, and now have notifications on Edit: the amount of times butthole is said in this video is both too much but not nearly enough

[@gubdud]

same man

[@SableyeCJ]

I DID THE SAME EXACT THING

[@darieonFGC]

Literally

[@sunscarredmusic]

I'm on my second lap on a bunch. This dude is amazing. He's got it all figured out and he's hilarious on top of it.

[@XMajin]

FUKIN SAME

[@CoASoFi]

I love how as a kid you’re like “This is how everyone must do it.” and as an adult you’re like “I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who did this.” According to the comments there are a few more of you weirdos out there!

[@blaz9785]

This is the first video I’ve ever watched from you and it is absolutely amazing

[@xKeihatsu]

He just says what we all thought at one point in my life, and it’s honestly enjoyable how relatable this guy is. Protect this man at all costs.

[@juliaalvarez537]

U thought this at one point in life?...

[@BendApparatus]

@@juliaalvarez537 of course...wait...you didn't? How did you..? you know what...I don't even want to know...weirdo...

[@juliaalvarez537]

BendApparatus wait.. what... everyone used to poop like this one point in life? what...

[@BendApparatus]

@@juliaalvarez537 yes?😏 No! Of course not. But I'm pretty sure most kids...(boys, boys are dumb) had some type of misconception about how you're supposed to do something. That's what SuiTay ment when he said "what we all thought..."

[@levikerr9565]

@@juliaalvarez537 wait people they like mirrrorrrrr i didnt do dat and trust me im pre messed up

[@rtd30403]

These are the memories that keep him up at night

[@starrjaxioo3123]

when i was little my dad took me on a hike and taught me about how guys can pee outside if you really need to and i took it as “oh yeah if you ever have to go to the bathroom just drop your pants and go”. so a few days/weeks (idk) later i was at my moms house and i was in the front yard, dropped my pants, and laid a log right in the grass. at least the neighbors got a kick out of it haha

[@mkayyy9284]

This is hilarious

[@inbetween7470]

Lol

[@unenglishable]

YESSSIRRR assert dominance

[@TheSuperjoseluis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eldehoe7839]

I did this on my front porch while my mom was inside and my sister walked out of the house and seen me. I got super embarrassed and she ran inside to tell my mom. She had a speech impediment and I pretty much had to translate for her as a kid. It was around bedtime. My mom just got home from work and didn't take to kindly to any of us bothering her so she didn't know until The morning. I blamed it on the next door neighbors dog and she picked it up in a bag and threw it in their yard. The neighbor kid stepped in it on the way to the bus stop and didn't realize it. We get in class and he's wearing Hannah Montana boots. I was 6! Life is chaos 😭

[@lol-mh8py]

You are just the best channel to watch when high ,W.

[@coliec]

This video just opened my eyes to possibility of someone, who is afraid of public restrooms, doing this well into adulthood, existing in the blissful ignorance and enjoying clean butthole. Life is truly stranger than fiction

[@peterleventebence6856]

Nope

[@mladen7641]

@@peterleventebence6856 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'Nope'?! NOPE WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU NOPING?!?

[@dingoatemybaby6]

@@peterleventebence6856 YEAH WHAT ARE YOU NOPING???

[@peterleventebence6856]

@@dingoatemybaby6 your mom

[@aidann9107]

@@peterleventebence6856 good one

[@parkerdellinger01]

my 5 yo daughter does this with a mirror we have on the wall XD LMAO I noticed this the other day so this is PERFECT timing XD

[@bagger3632]

WE FOUND ONE!!!

[@derekgodfrey2857]

BOYS, We got’em…

[@jackraleigh425]

Man the progress you’ve made is insane. I started watching at like 1k. Now you’ve been growing faster and faster. I even have one comment where people continuously update me on your milestones. From like 100k to 270k and now even further. Congratulations man, you’re that good, entertaining, and funny content.

[@outlaw._.lazines]

Fr the last time I watched a vid which was a couple days ago he was at like 1.8k

[@ethansapp3473]

Man you guys are early I found him at 20k and felt like I found a hidden gem

[@M2Mil7er]

Cool! What video is that on? I started a comment thread 10 days ago, on the British Cuisine video which started recording the progress at 2.5k and went up to 250k in the space of 7 comments over 10 days lmao.

[@M2Mil7er]

@@outlaw._.lazines MrMiller 10 days ago Beans on Toast is great comfort food. I've been subbed since 2.4k subscribers, which was technically last night (5th of June 22). Congrats of 4k and beyond. Great channel. Thanks! Jack 8 days ago Wow, growing fast, on 11K as of end of 6th June OllieJamesHH 7 days ago @Jack 17k now 1pm 7th june GMT Decypha 7 days ago @OllieJamesHH 18k an hour after 17k. Patrick_ Heron 7 days ago @Decypha 20.9k 4 hours after 18k MrMiller 2 days ago @Patrick_ Heron 156k, 4 days after 17k. That's some supernatural growth there. Patrick_ Heron 2 days ago @MrMiller Damn this channel is blowing up man you love to see it MrMiller 9 hours ago @Patrick_ Heron remember the good old days of last week when this (now) over quarter of a million subscriber channel had less than 3k subs? Nostalgia.

[@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe]

He's being heavily pushed by the YT algorithm for some reason. I have seen these videos pop up in streamers' recommendations a lot lately. Fine by me, that's what brought me here!

[@randomgamerdude87]

Whenever I need a good laugh I come to this video, its actual perfection, right up there with Sam O'Nella's open letter to swiss miss

[@kabab1019]

Bro ur brother was merciful that day 🤣 literally could not stop laughing! I just found your channel today and I’m definitely sticking around for more broski!

[@rickygalarza1370]

how i’m feeling

[@JazzD_335]

He could of just walked away without telling him..

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

Yeah I was thinking that too. His brother was nicer than 95% of all brothers in the world that day.

[@Missplanetindia]

Yeah I found it today too. Different timelines though lol

[@jaguarazul9284]

@kabab101 why are your videos so bad?

[@mateodelossantos3397]

The way kids think that everyone does/sees/thinks the same way as them is called childhood "Egocentrism" which is 10000% a real thing haha. You nailed it

[@theanimefan00]

Can it be that it happrns more with boys than with girls? Woman brain is naturally equipped to be more empathic. I never tought as a child that everibody does things and thinks like me... I felt everyone is outside of me, and an individual in their own worlds with their own toughts and own ways. But it is good when children speak with each other about bathroom stuff. I had a boy classmate in elementary school who had yellow teeth. When someone pointed it out to him, he said he brushes teeth every week. And we all immediately went: "dude, it's wrong, and gross, OMG! You supposed to brush every day, not once a week! " I hope, his teeth are okay now.

[@mateodelossantos3397]

@@theanimefan00 well its typically pretty young, like 2-3 and to my knowledge there really isnt a difference amongst sexes

[@Dwafiz]

Seems calling it "egocentrism" is a bit unfair. As a new person with very limited worldly experience, It seems reasonable to assume that other people think and behave like you do, until presented with evidence to suggest otherwise. It's not like he continued to deny reality after his brother's explanation.

[@problematique9389]

@@Dwafiz that's literally what it's called in psychology.

[@clio4817]

Also made me think of Piaget's Theory of Mind!

[@DJtahna]

Damn, you just unlocked a memory of mine. In my case, my family had a grocery shop and the bathroom had a bathroom mirror that they never hung up, and was sitting on floor straight in front of the toilet. So it was easier for me to: just stand up, turn around, go down and look through the mirror. In my case I was already 6 and knew this wasn't correct, but still found it useful whenever I could do it.

[@Alexandru_1001]

I might be a little late here, but i grew up with relatively wealthy parents, we would have 2 large individual bathrooms and every bedroom would have a smaller bathroom for themselves. I remember doing something similar to this. You know how you have the buttons for flushing? Like a big and a small one? Yeah, we had that but it was surrounded by shiny metal, that worked just like a mirror. I remember thinking to myself when I was younger, that the reason it was reflective, was so you could see what you were doing when wiping. I did this for years without anyone noticing, but eventually I had to start going to school. I remember having to use the bathroom, but being unsure of what to do, because they didn't have reflective flushing buttons at my school. So being the idiot that I am, I just thought I would wait till I got home, so I pulled up my pants and headed back to class. Let's just say, my mum wasn't happy with the "stains" and smell in my undies. 😶

[@BATMAN17299]

love ur vids dude, makes me laugh everytime, subbed immediately after i watched ur levels of high video

[@prodtacari]

Me too

[@XSoultaker187X]

same

[@gregoryosbornii2982]

Same

[@bangbang7625]

Oh man same here, watched all his stuff had me dying laughing, i saw the notifacation for his new video then the title and thought, oh this is gonna be good... did not disappoint lol

[@TX_OCHO]

glad to say same.....are we like a fraternity meow?

[@cddelgado]

You are a wonderful person for being open to sharing. That was an awesome story from childhood. I never did that. But if you experienced it, it is an absolute certainty others have as well. Don't let the world control how you wipe your butt. They aren't the boss of you.

[@donnalee6028]

What?

[@DarkestPhobia]

It’s kind of a joke cause vid but comment whatever idrc

[@tatogod3573]

It's genuinely insane how fast your channel is growing, like scarily fast...

[@xxilysunxx]

He deserves it :)

[@SuperRat420]

Almost YT pushes it to the front page

[@stratford1]

I actually got “Small Talk” reccomended to me 5 months ago, when he only had a couple hundred subs. I thought it was funny but I didn’t subscribe. I could have been one of the og fans :(

[@thatitalianguy6694]

I did this exact thing. I looked in the mirror first to check if it was dirty or not, and usually I would just decide that I couldn’t see any poop so it was clean, so I just didn’t wipe.

[@ferretyluv]

I went through a phase where I just didn’t wipe. At all. It was a very short phase that lasted maybe a month or two. It stopped when my parents took me too the doctor and he straight up asked me “do you wipe?” And I embarrassingly had to admit no. Not because I wasn’t taught, but because I decided for some dumb reason not to temporarily. Mind you, I was like 5.

[@sammesser8427]

Lowkey might be on to something. What if we put smaller mirrors in public stalls, or like have them on the back of the toilets so you can know for sure.

[@rileygally2967]

If you’re using dry TP and no wet wipes or anything you need this mirror idea

[@jambothejoyful2966]

Haha, a “rear view mirror”

[@DoctorDerpman]

Most handicap stalls have sinks and mirrors

[@alexstoner64209]

yessss

[@TheRealTimpa]

@@jambothejoyful2966 lmao

[@ghostcinema9792]

I used to try to poop standing up because I thought a shark was gonna come out of the toilet.

[@elderkyst2386]

For me, it was dreamcatcher.

[@funtowngames1523]

Never did it standing, but i thought there would be an alligator, crocodile or worms like a tapeworm. (I saw news about this shit and it scarred me for a while)

[@Slushiii6804]

For me, it was a snake

[@Aisatsana1971]

Mega splashes, amirite?

[@TheMano33]

When I was a kid I remember I needed to poop while on a commercial flight. I stand up, go to the bathroom and do my business. After finishing I felt surrounded by warnings and labels that said DO NOT throw anything inside the toilet. I was so scared to flush the toilet that I picked up my poop with toilet paper and threw it in the bin. Later, after landing and being with my own thoughts for a while I casually ask my dad. Hey dad, you're not supposed to throw anything inside the airplane's toilet right? And that conversation led to their funniest story of me.

[@cloroxbleach4411]

LMAO

[@aiden_villa]

Ahhh childhood lmao

[@1SmokedTurkey1]

I love that this video brought all these hilarious poop stories to the surface lol

[@phoenixflambe3319]

I wonder what exactly is the reason? Clogging?

[@HyplexFn]

When you realise you spent 4 minutes watching someone talking about his poop

[@ultragaming1376]

When I first started wiping as a kid I thought you were supposed to use lots of toilet paper. Used to use a good third of a toilet roll every wipe. Meant the toilet would frequently clogged after I flushed. I remember doing this in school and flooding the bathroom. Did it at home and watched my dad try unblock the thing with a plunger. Did at friends houses, grandparent, you name it. Some toilets were able to take the load, but most choked on the 80+ pieces of toilet paper. No one ever noticed it was me clogging the toilets, just one day a friend said, "you know youre suppose to like take two pieces of toilet paper and fold it in half?", and thats when I stopped clogging toilets.

[@yeh.80]

Good god. I pray for any septic systems you may have used

[@816BIGB]

Wow me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coffinrodriguez3150]

Two pieces? Everyone I know uses 6.

[@juanperez-lh9mt]

Lmfao

[@killerkrox7723]

@@coffinrodriguez3150 I be using like 8-10 pieces that shit be ripping

[@jordansanders4972]

I watched your 7 levels of high video the other day, loved it, then watched the 7/11 and childhood story one this morning right before I went to work, and I've just got home, turned the TV on and this video was the very first recommended thing, and I said out loud to myself, "Different Ways of Pooping! This is exactly the type of content I want from KZbin" and you delivered, much love from Australia, keep it up man.

[@TheAGcollector101]

man i did nearly the same thing, i was surprised to see this video from today i thought it would be a few years old.

[@clarissefricks2137]

Alright, I’ve been having a hell of a month and this made me have a genuine laugh. Great content.

[@Angelboy_04]

Same here. This video made my week lol

[@alieser7770]

You're the chosen one. The innate cleanliness is insane

[@SawyerGM]

Dude your videos are super awesome you should make them more👍 (Don’t stress yourself though)

[@Shrike_]

Literally just watched most of your videos and thought "shit man, he's going to have to upload more." and here you are on queu. This is some quality content thank you.

[@sonan333]

You know, if the brother actually did respond with such a calm tone, than that probably means he wasn't shocked to see someone use the bathroom in an abnormal way. Which means there's a good chance that he used to use the bathroom in an unusual way.

[@Hell-yeah420.69]

Im 23 but i have an 8 yo brother i see do stupid shit like this all the time i always act in a calm tone just so he wont feel bad or embarrassed. But i do be laughing inside

[@josephjoestar953]

I thought we all did it weird as a kid, don't tell me y'all were normal?

[@Hell-yeah420.69]

@@josephjoestar953 no just you weirdo kids...

[@FoxlingCultist]

@@Hell-yeah420.69 you're a good brother

[@AmrMuhammadR]

Good point = D

[@noelconde995]

You'de not alone man I mean, anyone else did that, but you re not alone.

[@MobbyMadness]

Bruh how tf has your channel blown up so fast I saw a bideo from here like a month ago and the subcount keeps going up hot damn! Well played bro you deserve it

[@McClownAZ]

This is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 You're not aline either. I thought I was alone. I did this only a few times as kid... until I fell backwards into the towel rack and landed upside down on my face.☠️

[@dustinmalpass]

I've done something SIMILAR. This sounds a little more absurd than what I'd do though because I was more checking to make sure everything looked normal and 'clean'. It's not something I've done often but it's happened if I felt it needed to be done. I wonder if your brother knew you were wiping or if he thought you were trying to poop into the sink.

[@MyLittleMagneton]

I remember this one dude in preschool who dropped his pants the second he needed to go. Didn't even matter if he was out side, he'd just drop em, lift his shirt slightly, and awkwardly stumble his way to the toilet.

[@BrainDamageComedy]

lol. i remember there was at least one kid who would pull his pants and trousers all the way down to piss - bare assed standing up at the stall.

[@thechugdude]

I didn't have a weird wiping ritual but I did have a temporary fear of pooping for a few weeks. I had gotten horribly constipated once, to the point where it felt like I was going to split in twain. So I just decided I had had it with pooping and stopped. For some reason I thought "Well I guess all my poops from here on out are going to be Uber painful. Who needs that?"

[@sam8742]

Yeah some girl died from that, she was terrified of pooping probably because she like pooped too hard and the insides came out, I am sorry for the wording

[@Caught_Slipn]

Same. I clogged the toilet once when I was like 5 and it freaked me out to the point where I would just hold my shits in for like a week 🤣

[@imprelude]

I was scared sitting on toiled becose something especially shark could bite my ass of I was holding too

[@noct8225]

dude when I was a wee child my younger brother was born and im pretty sure for several months I had a severe constipation issue because I was worried that I would give birth if I pooped or smth lmao

[@boyanpetrov1683]

@@imprelude For me it was a snake, and I’ve heard that that’s happened before. I was also afraid of pennywise biting my ass while on the toilet for some reason. 😂

[@wil6127]

never folded the toilet paper, i just bunched it into a ball and i would always clog the toilets. when i finally learned how to folld the pice of paper i thought to myself, "I'll never clog another toilet again" and i was right. going on 8 years clogless.

[@LionelMessi-bk3hx]

wtf xD

[@lancelittleton3269]

Legend.

[@jensathle8135]

I still just crumple it up because I cant be asked to fold it. Granted I'm always living on the edge, yknow when the paper like gets stuck at the first bend for a lil bit until it finally lets go and just schlooops down with all the water

[@its.js_JS]

Honestly I still do it

[@electroman224]

See, all of my shits are like two inches in diameter, so half the time they just clog the toilet anyway. They come out really clean most of the time too, so I often only need one piece of toilet paper to check I'm all good down there, so it's usually just my dummy thick shit clogging the toilet all by itself. I'm terrified that one day I'll like tear open my butthole, cause there's times that I can feel some serious stretching going on doing there, but ut hasn't happened yet.

[@interfurr]

What a great brother to first explain things before laughing. Clap and a half to him.

[@DaGonkman]

I actually did something VERY SIMILAR when I was a kid. The ONLY difference was that I didn’t climb on the counter. I thought I was the only one that did it.

[@lucasqualls5086]

Screw the standing vs sitting debate, this guy uncovered the truth

[@KaritoXL]

Bro I've never seen such an accurate representation of the thoughts I have in one channel bro😂😂 Love your stuff

[@knowpain743]

I thought a urinal was a toilet for poop when I was younger. A guy walked in and just had to register what he saw. My father was not in the restroom. Then when I was done, I got off and tried to flush but it wasn’t going down. So I thought, maybe this was not right and I didn’t like people walking in and seeing me. I realize that I feel sorry for employee who had to clean it. I also remember as I am older, I went into a restroom at a restaurant and saw poop in a urinal. I just laughed and said to myself “I know how that got there.”

[@Darkeyedbitch]

🤣 i feel that one lmao

[@lunarjellyfish5538]

imagine the guy that walks in and thinks "I wonder how this got here. I have no ideas whatsoever on how this turd could've appeared in this urinal"

[@Dominatingalpha]

This comment reminds me of this day when some random kid literally took a shit in the sink

[@CROninja666]

I'm currently the happiest person on earth for discovering this channel.

[@elliechipman]

this guys videos are actually so good. i’m actually invested in his content & he’s fkn hilarious, this dudes gonna do some big things in the future of youtube fs

[@swayback7375]

Or break our hearts ! They always just break our soft little hearts.

[@lancehoward5468]

A few weeks ago, my friend and I got on the subject of shitting. We agreed that bidets should be everywhere, and that toilet paper is not the route society should be taking. Further in the conversation, we somehow got on the subject of looking at the toilet paper to know when you’re done wiping, and he ROASTED me for doing so. I was like “y-you don’t look?? How do you know when you’re done?” And then he kept laughing at me and told me he went off of friction because he refused to “look at his own shit paper”, but as we all know sometimes you think “oh I’m done” (going off of friction) but you check one last time to make sure and sure enough you’re not. So he big dogged me while also definitely having poopy butt.

[@jessiebouclier4776]

He def has poo butt and all sorts of skid marks.....

[@Metal_Dude]

Not everyone likes bidets lmao

[@superbeanx2]

Oh that's nasty man

[@khakis69]

This dude is afraid to look at his own shit?? Looking at your shit is normal, and should be encouraged! So much can be said about your health just by looking at your shit! ...if he just meant his shit ON the paper, idk what makes that shit so special, but he has some things to reevaluate

[@brandonnielsen853]

get a showerhead with the pressure washing setting 👌

[@sprite7740]

Holy shit that reminds me of my “way of wiping” as a kid. I’d literally take off my shoes, socks, pants, and stand on top of the toilet seat to wipe… I have no idea why I thought that was the proper way to do it but needless to say I had a rude awakening when I started school 😆

[@kalyasaify]

this comment made my day xD pure cringy gold 🤌🏼

[@i_prefer_the_term_antihero]

Now I need to hear how that rude awakening went XD

[@saintsakura_]

You could not waterboard information like this out of me.

[@DrownedBoyProductions]

This made my day, especially since I’m watching while pooping

[@ian.williamson]

Did you try it

[@ashleyfilpo8521]

Dude I am literally sitting here laughing so hard by myself for the first time in a long time! Thank you so much. Btw hilarious and kinda smart because who doesn’t admire a shiny hinny 🤟💙

[@JGB_Wentworth]

2:03 it *shat*-tered your preconceived notions

[@luisgamercoolgaming]

Not how I wipe but learning how to wipe, I learned how to wipe from an episode of Teen Titans Go. (Bonus: I have a process, take the two squares and fold em, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, put in toilet, if dirty, just ignore, if clean, wipe 2 more times to make sure.)

[@johnnykiehn1872]

This same thing happened to me except I used to straddle squat on the toilet seat. Like, socks off, full squat, facing the back of the toilet. Would recommend for ease of use, not for cleanliness. Anyway one day my brother walked in on me and was super apologetic for not knocking but then did a double-take and just said “why are you straddling the toilet?” with a very concerned look on his face. I acted like I knew what I was doing, laughed it off and told him I was just messing around, but that was definitely one of the most shameful Google searches I’ve ever done as soon as he left.

[@ninawayyy]

@@John__63 100percent relatable , same

[@darkwaffle69]

2 quick stories. First of all loved the video. Got a great laugh. Instant sub. 1st story. I had the same babysitter from 3 to 5 years old, and then went back from 7 to 8 years old. The babysitters own kind wore diapers until he was 6. We were told he was disabled and couldn't take care of it himself. Makes perfect sense. We never questioned it. But one day about 6 months into our 2nd time there, there was a huge fight and screaming match between the parents. Apparently the mom was so distraught from the idea of her son not needing her, she I guess just kept him in a diaper and then wiped his ass for him. And he was 10 at this time. She apparently made a deal with her son to keep it quiet in exchange for toys and stuff. The dad found out, called her some colorful but accurate names, left, filed for divorce, and then the kid just wasn't disabled and learned to poop and wipe himself. It was so fucking crazy. We had to find a new babysitter and weren't told why but it was probably because she went to jail or something. Fucking wild. 2nd story. Not as weird and is about peeing weird. In like 2nd grade there was a kid that got made fun of a lot because he would completely drop his pants and tighty whiteys just to stand at the urinal. Went on for the entire time I was at this school, like 2 and a half years. We hung out a few times during school because it was a year round school and we had free days on Friday. We loved power rangers, and POGs, he was great at writing, I was good at drawing. He was nice, always requested that I draw him power rangers pictures in exchange for the pudding his mom sent with him. I went to different schools from 5th grade on, but when I was 20 he started working at my job and he ended up really nice and pretty damn smart. And he definitely did not pee like that still.

[@PeterPlanker]

Thanks for sharing, man! :)

[@tekkdaddy4975]

There was a guy with down syndrome at my high school that did this. Always a shocking sight to walk into the bathroom and just get an eyefull of surprise ASS.

[@mysterygirl30011]

Thanks for sharing. I Feel like there might have been more to the reason behind the babysitter's secret trade with her son and might explain who she ended up going to jail

[@blinkowarner3117]

Second story, his name wasn't Butters was it?

[@Ajallday1010]

@@blinkowarner3117 duuudddeee

[@glyphic4232]

my brother used to sit like a damn gargoyle on the toilet to poop.

[@silvercoil7878]

I used to do that

[@hiyo9144]

Hey he was onto something, the best way to poop the easiest is to be crouched like that.

[@HeartbeatsBloodstream]

Me three (four?)

[@lucavalentim1917]

Okay, imma open up here, I still rarely do this when the shit wont come out, its easier that way lol

[@lucavalentim1917]

@Harold P. Blackwood yep thx man lol, to be honnest I dont remember last time I did it cause usually I poop real fast and all goes smooth but if I need to I sure will do it lmao

[@justinshillingford9135]

I remember as a kid, after i pooped i would wash my hands with the water that was in the tank part of the toilet (at that point we didn't have a lid on it cuz someone broke it i think) and i thought i was so smart too because i was "saving water"

[@hiyo9144]

Yeahhhh I definitely did this as a kid, then I developed the efficient technique of leaning over and looking through the crack between the toilet seat. FYI I don’t do this anymore of course that would be dumb… Well atleast not often anymore

[@xxxBOMBINxxx]

We all peak every now and then.

[@J242D]

Damn I literally forgot that I also did this until you just said that. Can’t even remember when/why I stopped

[@hiyo9144]

@@J242D you progressed into an inferior state of normalcy as did I

[@TheRealCJ88]

Bro I haven't laughed as hard as I did watching this in literally years man you are a legend and genuinely made my day better what you are doing is amazing fucking A+ content right here I will be a lifetime subscriber

[@kalyasaify]

srsly, he's an effin genius! this content is so real, I can't. THIS is the reason why I'm still on yt tbh, can't get enough of this stuff ^^ more please! ❤️🤌🏼

[@i_prefer_the_term_antihero]

Oh my gosh this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Couldn’t stop laughing. XD I love how your brother didn’t have any strong reactions, he knew exactly what you were doing and calmly explained it

[@AlphaTriarii]

thats the most base thing ive ever seen thank you lord bless your soul

[@BigGuyJr]

iv been laughing so hard for the last 4 minutes and 26 seconds. thank you bro

[@themadmutt2270]

Mate I laughed so hard. Thank you for making my day

[@scottoleson1997]

I’m glad I never did this, but I remember in elementary school and the kids would pull the pants and underwear all the way down to use the urinal. I always thought it was weird and would probably get your clothes soaked in floor pee, which is ironic, considering that’s probably what they were trying to avoid all along. 😂

[@nomad1517]

It was almost always the Asian kids. I swear to God. They always did it, I don't know why.

[@chickenlover657]

"Floor pee"? Like what in the actual fuck???

[@stuartgreen4786]

I did that when I was a little kid.

[@Jason-..-]

@@chickenlover657 have you ever been in a school?

[@chickenlover657]

@@Jason-..- I have a university education, thank you very much. And your point is?

[@kinetic_krown]

I did this too. Somehow, you're not the only one.

[@theKyuubiKunai]

That's hilarious. I used to be paranoid of the 'possibility' of a shark rising up out of the shitter to bite my ass off so I would completely suspend myself over the toilet seat and try to go with just my hands pivoting off of it.

[@PlanetMarsTM]

LMFAO

[@TheAGcollector101]

I absolutely did this for a while

[@AlexRodriguez-bf7dt]

I did this only the fear was rats

[@niconotoneshot]

*The snack that smiles back*

[@ctoan8516]

One time me and my older brother were watching tv on our couch, and to the right of our couches there is a hallway and at the end there is a bathroom. I turned to my right and me and my brother witnessed our little brother standing on the counter of the bathroom spreading his asscheeks and looking inside them. We were both confused and started laughing our asses off. Our little brother took this by surprise and hopped off the counter like nothing had ever happened. His excuse was the same as yours, I never knew that someone else in the world actually did the same shit 😂.

[@fryedpickless]

I have a friend who, when little, thought his jizz could cure cancer. He then proceeded to jizz in a tube for years and keep it in his parents fridge. In my mind I don't think that ever be topped.

[@randymarsh46]

Um, how little?

[@fryedpickless]

@@randymarsh46 10

[@thompsonbutz5354]

Yes I did this as well but I didn’t have any one tell me before elementary school

[@Chaztwiz.2880]

Cap

[@thompsonbutz5354]

My teachers didn’t think so

[@__nog642]

1:57 I mean avoiding taking shits in public restrooms is a good strategy anyway.

[@dtdorifan9137]

Its very hard bc sometimes it wants you to take one i a public place

[@spangle]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Not laughed that hard in a long time.

[@Angelboy_04]

Saaame here LOL

[@domeniciovine]

Had me in bed about to go to sleep just giggling my ass off. I cannot underestimate how great this content is

[@vvsPlatinum]

BROOO i used to do the same thing as a kid over my grandparents house, i don’t remember doing it anywhere else but probably did😭😭😭 i specifically remember my grandma had a 2 sided hand held mirror that was attached to a base, you could rotate it to change mirrors so id change it to the magnifying glass side, slam a foot on the sink and another on the chair and go to town. I think i knew it was weird so i never told anybody. You just unlocked a memory i thought i had long buried.

[@ziggy_425]

You're a hero for sharing this story!

[@owlninja1168]

amazeing