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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Jack Merline
Music from AudioNetwork
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3

[@Oshimimers]

Michael: Let’s just go and find Jack.... Hannah: 🔪

[@Endorcer]

Typical hannah

[@catalyst2.095]

_help him they're trapped_

[@ff3c74]

_and i just finished playing DDLC too..._

[@3ckitani]

@@ff3c74 Yuri be like

[@Jose-or3hq]

@@3ckitani that's my line

[@lukehennessy3006]

Doctor: Hello. You have 3 weeks to live Jack. Jack: Ten of hearts.

[@rasmasinternational4487]

😂

[@pausebeforeviewtube]

that's both funny and sad :( :D

[@ryanekapanjisuhartanto7167]

Or else he will be fired

[@bojackson3073]

pausebeforeviewtube dark humor

[@KirbyMobile1]

Wow. That's completely accurate

[@LukaJebo]

Michael: Hey VSauce, Michael here. Me: 5 of hearts

[@jplveiga]

Luka Jebisashvili 6 of hearts

[@2xmc757]

@@jplveiga Depends on whether you take vsauce or michael for his name

[@austinbryan6759]

@@2xmc757 and Michael did specify proper name so it should be the Michael one.

[@ShadowRyutoji]

@@austinbryan6759 He also said any proper name, so...

[@johnparker9345]

Also this sentence probably ends with an exclamation mark.

[@TheScienceNerd100]

Lawyer: Hi, jack, we have your divorce papers. Jack: 2 of hearts

[@t-rex9809]

Epic, I left 200th like.

[@supremeleaderchase7339]

Epic, I left 506th like.

[@ali_seyedin]

Epic I left 542th like.

[@playeruan]

Epic, I left 550th like

[@scottcarothers837]

Epic, I left 582nd like.

[@user-lp7tx1fe6t]

I believe this channel is just elaborate vsauce shitposting

[@darkmatter69420]

Spitposting*

[@heyandy889]

@@darkmatter69420 exactly. this is a family show. remember that, ding-dongers!

[@AnotherAnon]

Ex-squeeze me?

[@BrnBear]

But I do respect these guys' intellect

[@christopherramsey7027]

Sh!tposting

[@CookingWithJackDaniels]

So when you say “hey VSauce, Michael here.” You’ve really been telling us that it’s a 5 of hearts?

[@syrenityx]

Tyler Nichols underrated comment

[@durdleduc8520]

he has five hearts pumping in that overactively omniscient body of his

[@shlok975]

It's ! Not .

[@sliut1]

Damm, that is a progamer move

[@Horeeification]

This should have way more likes

[@dragonhunter485]

An elaborate setup of mirrors from the bathroom to the studio would be more impressive

[@psyche9580]

386 likes and no reply’s? wtf 🤣

[@7scarld170]

425 likes and 2 replies? wtf 🤣

[@NotFine]

433 likes and 3 replies wtf? 🤣

[@bagel040]

443 likes and 4 replies?! Wtf 😆😉😳

[@imamhossain4801]

I have decided to break this trend because I have no idea what the hell these people are trying to do.

[@PeepsMichael]

Michael is being held hostage by Hannah. Blink twice if it’s true, Michael.

[@oogaboogaboy4525]

Ace of Hearts

[@buubaku]

He can't, he never blinks

[@kandyappleview]

Hannah was holding jake hostage. He got away but not before Hannah could cut off his e with her knife and got Michael. So now jack is hiding in the bathroom using marked cards to communicate with Michael.

[@pixelpuddinge2888]

0_0 -_- 0_0 -_-

[@mkm8535]

@@buubaku Blink once

[@shpoogly]

It feels like the bigger Michael's beard gets, the weirder he becomes.

[@darraghclarke2884]

Cringalicious when it reaches Santa Claus lengths he will actually start going down chimneys.

[@sapphiro]

But that's how all beards work 😄

[@henryambrose8607]

Michael's beard will continue to grow until he uploads on the main channel. D!NG Michael and Vsauce Michael are in an eternal battle of the beards.

[@astolenusername7675]

Cringalicious why would someone’s beard dictate their mental state?

[@NeverGonnaGiveyuCheese]

Tru

[@imaginary_Kyle]

When Michael found out that he had become a meme, he had two choices: fight it, or embrace it. And boy, did he embrace it.

[@DaxterL]

Or it has corrupted him

[@combine8269]

He has not embraced the meme, the meme has embraced him.

[@taleeftamsal1024]

@@combine8269 He's Russian?

[@Psython]

@@taleeftamsal1024 hes not russian, hes taking his time

[@earomc]

He isn’t a meme

[@xijinping1099]

“Hannah, give me your friend.” *hands Michael a kitchen knife*

[@thecoolaxolotlnova8523]

Hand over the friend hannah!

[@tuesdaywithanh]

I'm for sure friends with my kitchen knives. It's dangerous to go in there otherwise

[@jonahs92]

It's for him to use to circumcise her!

[@Fedico7000]

Jonah S Seek help

[@LivingParadox87]

"Maybe he's in the refrigerator? Oh no, of course he wouldn't be. That would not be safe."

[@Polylep]

Maybe he is in the trashcan?

[@whenthe531]

@@Polylep probably in testing room b, not sure tho

[@sixthreload4057]

Hannah:*is dragging a body bag out of the studio Michael: "there's Hannah"

[@edvinisgaming3509]

but she wasnt dragging body

[@jeremiah9913]

mincegaming350&minecraft But you don’t understand humor

[@edvinisgaming3509]

Jeremiah that is disgusting humor then

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@@edvinisgaming3509 learn to take a joke. Edit: mispell.

[@Satan-lb8pu]

@@edvinisgaming3509 "I don't understand" "That was a joke" "The joke must be dumb, I certainly am not the problem"

[@Lioncub56]

Hannah: *is holding a knife and being suspicious* Michale: There’s Hannah Hannah: 👁👄👁🔪

[@emmettsantos1204]

💁🏼‍♀️🔪

[@DrewWutsit]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@Tosh.O]

hannah is someone you always need to keep an eye on

[@lemonsaaa]

Mic (in) hale

[@laila4146]

Yuno Gasai kin

[@nozra_z]

Jack: *Gets out of bathroom* Michael: "You're fired."

[@eldritchraz]

Jack: "Ace of hearts"

[@MissChanandlerBong1]

I'd be more concerned about Hannah walking aimlessly around with a butcher knife. Micheal: Whatcha doing today Hannah? Hannah: Whatever the voices tell me. Micheal: Alrighty then.

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Ready? jack, it’s time to guess the card. This is Hannah, jack had an... accident Okay then

[@karenbenton1503]

@@Adam-xf6sq how could he have had an accident he was on the pooper 🚽

[@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ]

You spelled his name wrong

[@MissChanandlerBong1]

@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ I'm so glad you're around to let me know. lol Yeah I know my spelling is horrendous.

[@Some-guy-online]

It's more concerning the knife is her friend

[@notvsauce4999]

Other people: *Make a cut to avoid unnecessary parts in the video* Michael: *Talks about the psychic energy between him and his friend in the bathroom*

[@IkeSantiago]

*Testing Room A

[@nolanwestrich2602]

It's fun to imagine other youtubers doing the same. 3blue1brown: "Ah yes, I can feel the psychic energy of this derivative. It's moving through me.. wispering to me... that the answer is 2e+π²!"

[@quinn7894]

*and hannah who's worshiping a butcher knife*

[@General12th]

@@nolanwestrich2602 I'm trying to imagine a situation where the solution to a definite derivative or integral could be 2e + pi^2. Outside of some trivial cases -- like what's the first derivative of (2e + pi^2)x -- I can't actually think of anything yet.

[@sh1nryel754]

@@quinn7894Its her friend, excuse you

[@AxiomApe]

1:39 *"K. There's Hannah"* 🔪 ( _casually holding a large knife_ ) *normal, totally normal.* 🔪

[@CaveyMoth]

I think she turned into Chara.

[@ninof_yt8303]

Right there like Not planning murder

[@HungryGuyStories]

There must be a rival for her senpai around...

[@None17555]

I think it's really cool that you watched the video and noticed that and then shared it.

[@buckykaiser]

Hannnah, Give me your friend.

[@GamebossUKB]

Michael: jack is honestly only in there with his phone. Also Michael: jack has a cheat sheet to translate our code.

[@zergterran7409]

Maybe rhe cheat aheet ia in hia phone 👀

[@ahahm3]

zerg terran yeah, maybe rhe cheat aheet really is in hia mobile phone

[@dreamguest3597]

it's really irrelevant cuz it can easily be memorized

[@lucidmlem]

@@zergterran7409 Beat me to it

[@sutfolsemaj]

@@zergterran7409 How do you have 4 typos in an 8 word sentence?

[@duality6918]

I love the sub-plot of Hannah being crazy and possibly murderous

[@knrz2562]

Uh

[@yamen7998]

Yeah he definitely forgot his vsauce channel password....

[@majortom4543]

Mindfield hijacked Vsauce

[@yamen7998]

Lol

[@thinkingemoji5924]

Michael kilby That doesn’t sound true

[@ggs1019]

@@thinkingemoji5924 We have no evidence if its true or not lol so maybe true maybe not

[@Cpt_John_Price]

CheatsOn Not related to anything but. Your profile pic is disgusting btw.

[@anastasius8837]

17:16 *Michael throws down and EIGHT of spades* Michael: BOOM! ACE of Spades!

[@EagleJet420]

*EVERY* *TIME*

[@jared8515]

*IT'S THE ACE OF SPADES!* *THE ACE OF SPADES!*

[@xmbovlogs]

its the only one he needs

[@MrSen4lifE]

It sounds like he realized as he was saying it. _"Aceghts of spades"_

[@gingapi2493]

'EVERYTIME'

[@peshal0]

Vsause : I forgot my password to Vsauce ! Also Vsauce : O R D I D I ?

[@krisdoesart9643]

Ace of diamonds

[@RoNiobium]

That's the password

[@shellydas1416]

What is a password

[@HerbQuest]

17:16 "The ace of spades! Every time" *shows the 8 of spades*

[@wyattstevens8574]

Maybe he didn't remember it was the 8 and not the ace in initial position 40 or something.

[@republicofsingapore177]

Jack: My dad speed walks Michael: He might not be your real dad

[@braidenbetts1518]

Miguel Angel 3:04

[@livedandletdie]

Sick burn. Although I guess it's just text filler to not show anything they've written in the past.. in the video.

[@coyotedomino]

It’s all special effects or robots or mirrors. There’s no way.

[@coyotedomino]

Matrix29bear (correct that to faux pa and your pun is totally amazing)

[@goxs9999]

Or is he?????

[@danielson894]

Michael: honey, whats the Vsauce password? Her: our aniversery, silly Michael: guess ill post on D!ng then

[@DanishAra]

*dong

[@JorgetePanete]

what's* I'll*

[@TrueFlameslinger]

@@DanishAra What's that? It sounds very Family Unfriendly and definitely not the channel name. It always has, and always will be, D!ng, just D!ng, and nothing but D!ng

[@TimelessTimothy]

@@TrueFlameslinger Sorry to break it to ya, but this channel's original name was... "Dong." Which stands for, "Do Online Now, Guys."

[@TrueFlameslinger]

@@TimelessTimothy Yes, we all know that. It's a joke. Go watch the start of the Topsy Turvy episode.

[@-qualitytop10things-81]

Hannah is holding a knife in the dark with a murderous face Michel:oh hey hannah

[@DanDart]

this is normal

[@nomekop777]

"You can feel the psychic energy between me, jack, the phone, and Hannah a little bit" Nah I think Hannah's just psycho 🔪

[@zaytaz9331]

@@avw5kt no, psycho is a psychopath, a person who has a tendency to love and do violence, its a sort of disease. The thing you are talking about is something all different tho, what ur talking about is phycic, magicians i think

[@tommyoreal]

​@@zaytaz9331🤓☝️

[@theskewbicleus6763]

17:15 "ACE OF SPADES" I also love how he was so confident when he said it.

[@qwertacious.]

I didn't realize he said ace of spades instead of eight of spades

[@mariovelez578]

wait he said ace of spades? I just heard 8 of spades and went along with it

[@livedandletdie]

yup he said ace of spades, however 8 and ace is similar enough that just the visual of the 8 throw you off and think he said 8.

[@notglenn1703]

I heard that too and I immediately went to comments to see if anyone else noticed it lmao.

[@Iradicos]

"EVERY, TIME!"

[@Forester_Master]

14:17 Rare sight of Michael letting out his dark side.

[@danielmarroquin5106]

Why no comments

[@eliyahupyasik526]

"He might've gone back to work... which is NOT acceptable!"

[@208xj]

Lol

[@pops3212]

Rare?

[@vincentpenschke500]

Sounds like tourette syndrome lol

[@Spilled_Pizza]

I’d like to imagine this is how Michael talks to texts to everyone and he’s sending secret messages to everyone

[@Onidotmoe]

Jack i want to play a game, i've locked you in this toilet and now, pick a card

[@SaadAhmed3000]

I'm convinced that this studio is a crack house, and these guys just do quirky math/science videos on the side.

[@mended8774]

Saad Ahmed because of the crack

[@kenworthkid998]

That just it that's the cover to keep the authority at bay

[@heathhall-muir2537]

Saad Ahmed 😂😂😂

[@rana4410]

You can tell 'cause Hannah

[@cliffsmith8286]

17:16 *flips over 8 of spades* “ACE OF SPADES!”

[@darrenmikes]

eight is pronounced similarly to ace

[@robertnagy3942]

*_IF YOU WANNA GAMBLE, I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT'S DONE, YOU WIN SOME , LOSE SOME, IT'S ALL A GAME TO ME.._*

[@qmelon4263]

Like having sex with someone who can’t speak is it consent or is it not ItS A gAmBLe

[@DarkShroom]

@@qmelon4263 but admittedly if you where just to ungag her she could probably talk fine

[@andrewreese6342]

@@darrenmikes turn on subtitles. It's Ace.

[@YesOkayButWhy]

My heart broke the moment Michael sent that message without fixing the lack of an apostrophe. Never meet your heroes indeed.

[@Darqice]

"He may have gotten back to work, which is NOT acceptable"... Man, I'd love to work at a place, where I get fired if I leave the WC or actually work :D :D :D

[@GermaphobeMusic]

0:45 When someone asks me why I'm subscribed to D!NG

[@doctornewell4771]

"I-I watch it for the plot!"

[@keagandunham5014]

What happened to the name DONG? Was it inappropriate

[@federicomariacampisi]

@@keagandunham5014 what do you mean? this channel has always been called D!NG

[@DarkTyyp]

Thicc booty

[@yaboicash6666]

Federico Maria Campisi You say that as if their could have been any possible other name for this channel D!NG

[@motazfawzi2504]

17:16 "Ace of spades" Michael claimed confidently.

[@DiegoPerez08]

Motaz Fawzi that was an ester egg to the song

[@orvinal2883]

yea saw that

[@MarcelAlexandra]

I glad I not the only one who noticed

[@austinbryan6759]

Woah I didn't notuce the first time

[@James-le8gd]

@@MarcelAlexandra yeah i heard that too but maybe he was trying to say eighth of spades

[@Xezian]

michael's and jacks text conversation before he asks him about the card is really interesting, the last message with actual text we can see, we only see the bottom, and it just says "your real dad"

[@GunsandGuitars69]

You can see the whole conversation if you pause it at the right time

[@Mr_Autastic]

Michael: "Hannah, give me your friend." *Hands Michael knife* Michael: "Thank you very much."

[@tuesdaywithanh]

You need to be friends with your knives, the kitchen becomes far too dangerous if you aren't

[@fogscourt]

Michael: "Hannah, give me your friend" Me: *Shudders*

[@BlyeGuy]

I hope Jack is conditioned now: "Hey Jack, have you finished *work task*?" "5 of spades!" "No, we are done with this video Jack!" "Ace of Diamonds, I'd say" "Okay Jack, you can stop" "Ace again, but this time Ace of Clubs" "I hope you're still in that bathroom.." "I don't know, I feel like somethings missing..."

[@AlexKnauth]

hahhhaahaa!

[@Yusso]

"Hello, Jack? Your wife called me in the middle of the night because you haven't been at home yet and she is worried! Where are you?" "8 of spades!"

[@MCWaffles2003-1]

Jacks wife: "Hello? Jack? the police are here asking me when/where I last saw you. Just come home were worried about you!" Jack:"Jack of diamonds!" Jacks wife: "Michael here. NO! Queen of diamonds jack! You're fired!" Jack: "Ace of Diamonds"

[@MiMiBrokenbourgh]

Ace of Heaarts (yes that extra a was intentional)

[@meaniepoopoo]

I knew something was up when Michael said "Hello Jack" on the second text

[@vague5606]

2:07 What if Jack was actually pooping.?😂

[@clex2349]

Michael has abandoned Vsauce to become a living meme on D!ng

[@firefish111]

MemeSauce everyone

[@sossololpipi9633]

d o n g

[@ludwiggalaxy4277]

Memes On Piano yeah

[@masoneaglin7545]

Jake from Vsauce 3 is hiding in Michael’s beard

[@majortom4543]

He was under the table going down under

[@iilikecereal]

if you look closely in certain frames you can see jake struggling to escape his beard

[@dirtybongwater5751]

@@majortom4543 Sucky sucky

[@lucaslucas191202]

3:03 Michael: ...isn't even real. Michael: It's all special effects or robots or mirrors. Theres no way Jack: My dad speedwalks! Michael: I'm sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he's not your real dad Then they start sending smileys. Uhm wtf

[@hickyxnicky411]

omg why?!

[@lucaslucas191202]

@@hickyxnicky411 Probably to cover up their earlier texts and as a little joke. If you wanted a serious answer.

[@oscarmears607]

Fun fact: The text "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here." Would translate to the card being a 5 of Hearts. Hey=5, 6, 7 Vsauce/Michael= 5 Here"."= Heart Thank me later

[@blokvader8283]

Ooh except you're six months late.

[@krisdoesart9643]

Blok Vader you were two months late to their comment

[@jeelpatel231]

@@krisdoesart9643 4-1 = 3

[@schizoidman5957]

@@jeelpatel231 2+2-1 = 3÷1

[@KashNoK]

1:28 We have taken Jack-who works here at Vsauce-and locked him away. Man, it must be fun to work with Michael.

[@Suchastrangegal]

ᴸᴼᴸ

[@cheesecakelasagna]

He's a tyrant like Link from GMM.

[@willking1382]

I love ding! D- Michaels I- Descent N- Into G- Madness

[@Unknown-kx9wd]

err... that needs fixing

[@matiasgarciacasas558]

Unknown that's the joke

[@Unknown-kx9wd]

welp.. i didnt get it

[@Chevycamaro-rg6sd]

R/woooosh

[@disuko]

@@Chevycamaro-rg6sd Linking to subreddits outside of Reddit neither makes you cool nor interesting

[@damamoot2291]

*shoves down 8 of spades* Michael: ACE OF SPADES!

[@farazkhawaja4402]

Da mamoot Ace of Diamonds

[@hydrashade1851]

love how Hanna was casually admiring a knife.

[@wyattstevens8574]

Her "friend..."

[@sexyturnip]

"Look at the ship wheel in the upper hand corner" me: *turns video up to 1080p*

[@MrMrCraftmine]

Regular Citizen haha same

[@nelsonlol5218]

I turn in to 1440p chief

[@gtPacheko]

@@nelsonlol5218 Can't on an older phone.

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

Even at 1080p it's pretty hard to make it out. Good 'ol YT compression

[@vukantic1978]

Dude i have an s10 and i can only watch up to 1080p

[@zuko1569]

Michael trying to remember his password for Vsauce 0:00 - 0:09

[@opalxi]

I never knew zuzu watched vsauce-

[@SCRedstone]

@@opalxi who doesn't watch Vsauce tho

[@Ahmad-lz2ne]

maybe that's his actual password

[@nayankulkarni5131]

Michael forgetting his password to VSauce channel joke will never get old😂😂😂

[@Benzy670]

Zuzu it’s sad but Michael-forgetting-the-Vsauce-password jokes almost always make me laugh 😂 Please remember, Michael. 😩

[@citronvannalemon]

You know the video is good when Hannah holding a knife is the _least_ weird thing about the video.

[@jm-bn9sy]

KING OF HEARTS Me: what Michael: “WhAt?!?!”

[@RocKnMetaL97]

*exQUIZZZZZMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!*

[@bolson42]

Soon enough michaels beard is gonna develop its own conscious

[@grandpanoogie2665]

BOY, TO ME!

[@moto2442]

Hey Vsauce, Michael Here Beard with sauce in it: wow that is really upsetting I didn't choose to be like this. You did this to me

[@theoristnumber1173]

Are you implying that already hasn’t

[@loveordeath33]

*consciousness

[@parthgupta5058]

do you live in Australia?

[@Phychologik]

Knife: Exists Ad revenue: I'll stop you right there

[@daHmenz]

My dad speedwalks! Hes not your real dad

[@godiragetsenooi1910]

Hey VSauce Michael here! Jack: *5 of Diamonds, 5 OF DIAMONDS, NOW LET ME OUT*

[@noahgraglia8025]

The longer his beard gets the more insane he becomes

[@SophTheLaunchTechnician]

soon he will do a video about how to vanquish his consious beard

[@tafarithehooligan]

Broooooooooo

[@matteofabbris7877]

And now he also gives you homeworks

[@wombat4191]

So he's like Wilson form Don't Starve? Well, Wilson gains sanity when shaving instead of losing it when growing it, but almost.

[@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

Wombat Ah, I see that you are a man of culture as well.

[@suyashmullick2333]

12:35 Jack's contract says, " Stay in the bathroom or you will be fired!" That's brutal, or is it?

[@realbland]

REALEASE THE CONTRACT

[@zakramsey3508]

Is that a joke?

[@tecked5609]

Zak Ramsey of course

[@nadaotk]

@@zakramsey3508 no.

[@willevans6032]

@@zakramsey3508 no

[@overseerfifteen5383]

Michael, why are the restrooms labelled Test Rooms? *_why?_*

[@justnate01]

shh don't question it. or do, i'm just a shitposter

[@wyntryx7977]

*_DO NOT QUESTION THE EGG MAN_*

[@TheEgglet]

who summoned me

[@farazkhawaja4402]

Ace of Spades

[@lettuceman483]

Ace of spades

[@PugCuber]

That intro sequence was really impressive. I don’t think people realize how hard that probably was.

[@eliredacted8130]

My name is Jack and hearing Michael look for someone named Jack activated my fight or flight response

[@durdleduc8520]

Michael: Jack’s in the bathroom, let’s find him A random Jack on the toilet: that caveman spongebob meme

[@GuyMichaely]

Which option did you choose

[@nickjonathan4043]

When he opened test room A it would open up into your bedroom where you are peacefully sleeping. You see Michael during sleep paralysis. Hey Jack, Michael here

[@jezer8325]

@@nickjonathan4043 "Where are your fingers?" *stares into your soul*

[@mertgokce7332]

he will find you

[@janmazur3111]

Ready? I love you Michael. You are the King of my Heart.

[@reyesbiencarlo1893]

r/wholesome

[@salvinorindoge3811]

hes more like the king of the universe but ok

[@deactivatedaccount6685]

Jan Mazur r/gay

[@tri99er_]

:3

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This is actually a pretty good line.

[@oceanbeezley1805]

“He is in there with nothing but his dreams and his phone” 😂

[@wyattstevens8574]

And a cheat sheet for the code.

[@aromakss]

Micheal: Hannah gimme your friend Hannah: *Gives a knife* Me: Okaaaaa!

[@aloisio7975]

3:03 Michael: "It's all special effects or robots or mirrors. Theres no way" Jack: "My dad speedwalks!" Michael: "Im sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he is not your real dad"

[@mikecoffin9236]

Was looking for this comment.

[@giuseppenicotra2305]

Or is he? *Vsauce music starts*

[@hubbahubba5887]

Michael really never recovered from being inside that white room :(

[@daxutuc]

"I'll leave it as an exercise to you the viewer" I hated those books that did that.

[@Plundererer]

An elaborate set of mirrors from the bathroom to the card would be honestly just as impressive as just guessing the card

[@voltaixlux1697]

"oOo-aAa-eEe-iIi-mMM" -Michael Stevens 2k19

[@CaveyMoth]

This episode felt like MMM and Michael's Toys combined into one.

[@ChadwickMann]

Nobody: Hannah: *Casually Inspects Knife*

[@shobanchiddarth_old]

Vsauce is the kind of guy to hug someone and go "Ah yes, Oxytocin"

[@saythealphabet776]

"is he in the fridge? of course he isn't" " *that wouldn't be safe* "

[@catfoodsoda]

the thumbnail really reflects Michael's personality

[@dr.avalanche4994]

N i c o l e Erratic

[@DarkPossum95]

I'm just waiting for a video where at the end Michael is like, "This actually wasn't math magic at all, it was sorcery, I am a wizard."

[@EnZoDxGaming]

Vrchat lewd? Judging by pfp

[@DarkPossum95]

@@EnZoDxGaming Lmao, mayyybe.

[@DarkPossum95]

@@theendarkenedilluminatus4342 Shh, we don't speak of that name.

[@doma3554]

And then he throws his beard over his shoulder by whipping it using his neck movement, hands free.

[@user-vi5vn1gm6p]

-Hey Vsauce, Michael here ! -6 of diamonds -Oh, hello, listen Jack, you were fired for leaving testing room A, remember? -Nine of spades -I’m serious Jack, the video is over. -Ace of hearts -Hannah, give me your friend -Ace of clubs -Hey Jack, how fast can you run ? -5 of spades ?

[@Rikent]

I immediately thought that the way you texted was weird, but I just chalked it up to you being an old man.

[@susan-stone47]

"The card will be 8 of Spades! " "Down, under, down, under, down, under, down, under, down, under, Ace of Spades!"

[@DanielPfender]

I laughed hard especially when he just rolled with it

[@TeriyakiTakeout]

"Dear diary, after 3,724 takes, we have finally successfully matched the cards to the texts in one go. Sincerely, Michael"

[@sambalam]

i wonder if 3,724 is good luck or bad

[@plav6067]

king of clubs

[@johnrubensaragi4125]

@@sambalam very, very bad luck. You are expected to guessing it right with 52 attempts.

[@sibanbgd100]

@@johnrubensaragi4125 try 10^100

[@alexwang982]

@@johnrubensaragi4125 no, it can overlap

[@skedichlavender2]

"Down under down under down under " ends up on 8 of spades, Micheal "boom, ace of spades"

[@cyruskenyon7779]

Aight, before the trick is revealed, I'ma guess there's brail on the cards defining what each card is and Micheal sends a text with words somehow corresponding to a code that bathroom man can look up and know. EDIT: ouch so damn close

[@daviddavidson972]

bathroom man

[@dr3754]

>I'MA OK BRO HAM

[@RationallySkeptical]

You spelled braille wrong.

[@comradecameron3726]

Me: Hey wasn’t this channels name dong? Micheal: Ding Dong your opinion is wrong.

[@Endorcer]

No need an explanation we just don't want any demonitization

[@amethystsamia]

It used to be Vsauce. dong was another channel I think. Then Vsauce be one Dong, then Dong became Ding. I’m so confused.

[@joe9832]

Wait, what's DONG? You mean D!ING, right?

[@dusty4102]

I think you mean “Ding D!ng your opinion is wrong”

[@coolusername6647]

He has already talked about this This channel was always Ding if you thing it was something more pg-13 you are wrong So nothing is different obviously

[@Ale-qf1pm]

There's Hannah *Casually Holds Knife*

[@sapphiro]

BuT tHats iN heR COnTract!

[@Ale-qf1pm]

@@sapphiro YouR RiGHt i ForGOT tHAt

[@giggle6070]

Michael: *grabs phone* Immediately after: *ad with explosion plays*

[@thatcrystalpie]

Michael: **takes knife** Also Michael: **almost immediately itches neck with knife hand**

[@NikolajLepka]

Just as he wrote the text my immediate thought was: He's loaded the sentence somehow

[@NoriMori1992]

Niko L Same. Especially when the second one said "Hello ok Jack" which is a very unnatural phrasing.

[@NikolajLepka]

@@NoriMori1992 The way both sentences were structured immediately clued me into this

[@jasonwhyttes1679]

Texts: Micheal: "...Isn't even real." Micheal: "It's all special effects or robots or mirrors. Theres no way" Jack: "My dad speedwalks!" Micheal: "I'm sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he's not your real dad." Jack: *worried emoji* Micheal: *Cowboy emoji* Jack: *sad emoji* Micheal: *corn emoji* Jack: *chef emoji*?

[@Jamie-tx7pn]

Michael is such a memelord

[@durdleduc8520]

i believe it

[@southcoastairsports]

What’s the name of the cards and where can I buy them

[@dandelion6716]

No dude its an eggplant

[@josephlouwerse2105]

4:12 Michael is Jar Jar Binks confirm

[@jacsoncurtis8203]

Some say Jack is still in that bathroom checking his texts to this very day. Jack : Ace of hearts

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

*Looks at thumbnail* ...Yeah he knows what he's become

[@omen2332]

3:02 look at the text messages Michael: "My dad speedwalks !" Jack: "I'm sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he's not your real dad."

[@scott_the_tatertaut3185]

That is amazing..

[@ChickenBiscuits]

You got the names wrong. It was Jack who was saying his dad speedwalks.

[@azureaqua_1177]

Lol

[@nathanjoeporter]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Michael: theres Hannah

[@berliandro]

Haha

[@berliandro]

Funny

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Wow Haha wow man. Very funny joke Preachybump! Haha. Looking forward to next joke. Haha. :) “not a single soul”. XD

[@trinitytrish6876]

Came for the thumbnail, stayed for the magic

[@stumbling]

Michael: Hey, Jack. Where the hell are you? You were supposed to be in the office 3 hours ago! Jack: 5 of diamonds!

[@jameswallace9906]

I knew something was up when the first text was sent to jack using jacks name No one does that

[@blokvader8283]

Yeah the hello was weird to me as well

[@streitsmith5306]

@@prakhar9473 JACK OF DIAMONDS

[@gabe6475]

Seems like something vsauce Mikhail would do

[@lxminesque9497]

Gabe Jones-Lang Michael*

[@t.2917]

I do, my friends do.

[@jaydox3836]

17:26 Michael you're a cool dude, but not even you can make me do homework.

[@Xynful]

At 6:42, Hannah (or whatever spelling it is), gives the knife correctly, THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD GIVE KNIVES PEOPLE!