Triassic Hunt Movie Review - Asylum's Triassic Cinematic Universe

Remember Triassic World? Or did you too block it out due to sheer trauma? Well it got a sequel! Purely due to scheduling conflicts when The Asylum attempted to ride the coattails of a Jurassic World release before it was unceremoniously delayed. Well, The Asylum is more than capable of throwing a movie together over a weekend, so in time for the NEW release, we got ANOTHER Triassic movie, Triassic Hunt!
Don't ask me to explain the plot, I still don't get it.
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I wonder if someone dropped their Bluetooth earbud and they just said "what if this was part of the script"?

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[@adampowell383]

Me to myself: "Didn't Decker cover this already?" My brain to myself: " No, doofus. You, yourself, watched this one on a sick day from work, and analyzed it much like Decker would've."

[@stephennootens916]

The way that line "we lost it. It got a way" is said is too damn funny. 😂😂😂

[@BadassHater1]

I still have no idea why these movies need to have dinosaurs being completely bulletproof Okay. You keep sending a bunch of "highly trained soldiers" to incapacitate/kill these things.....while giving them guns without any armor-piercing rounds or gas grenades. At this point you can just send your troops with super soakers and the result would remain the same

[@evilmac9623]

The best part is one of the bad asses is using a Daisy pellet air rifle.

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[@Ryodraco]

Sheesh, that these monstrosities not even looking like Allosaurus is the least of the film's problems is really saying something.

[@sneakyskunk1]

I don't really want to live in a world where Decker does not make videos about dinosaurs.

[@dottiegillespie8067]

Thank you for making every review so much fun! You're a comedic genius!!! In a perfect world i would get a review from you every day!!!! Thank you sir!

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

You know that sword is Disneys IP. They are so lucky that evil mouse didn't come for them. Lol

[@JankyToe]

At a glance, I read 'Triassic' as 'Trashic'; Asylum should adopt that as a proprietary genre.

[@HiroSnowLeopard]

I swear these low budget dino movies are my kryptonite.

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

Decker & D grade Dinosaur films are the perfect pair ❤

[@stevegeorge6880]

Honestly, if you transitioned to only reviewing asylum grade material, I would be okay with it. Not that you're only worthy of that, but it's a niche that you work well with.

[@fran3ro]

I want him to review those asylum grade chinese kung fu movies. They're hilarious.

[@Darek_B52]

5:24 The M4 has no magazine

[@timetraveler0002]

its triassic tech

[@BobPharmacon]

It was firing blanks.

[@maccurtis730]

16:37 The best part of the movie an idiot fighting a dinosaur with his bear fists.

[@clintmcbride7830]

The fact that he lasted until, almost, the end was mind boggling. He kept making the stupidest decisions and even got to square off against the Dino with a sword. He did not deserve that

[@grapeshot]

Oh, Asylum keeping the tradition of Cannon films alive and well🧀🧀🧀

[@bonehead2768]

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[@nooctip]

Good idea Decker. She may be older but Linea in a hot tub would defenitly help the dino live stream. Its gone. Say you think the jumping thing may be on the roof over us? Nah. So the drones are programed to turn around and blow up the bad guy building. Yeah these guys never had a chance to win.

[@seanwilkinson7431]

Apparently there's going to be a Dinosaur Hotel III.

[@ignachioelsmith9053]

Nice one,, Decker. Happy Dinocember to you, too, and I wish you a very happy new year.

[@user-hx3wk5ux5h]

Lol, Triassic Hunt.... Say it three times. Triassic Hunt... Get it... Great movie review Decker Shado, thanks for all your hard work.

[@catsabotage3362]

🤣

[@CloneCommander5929]

The time they use a dinosaur from the Jurassic, Jurassic isn't in the movie's title.

[@feedmethygod1161]

How has Decker NOT reviewed the Wrong Turn series? I was convinced that he had.

[@mindisfrozen]

Kept trying to figure out why the one security dude had horrible lipstick. Oh yeah...fake blood.

[@danielj.nickolas17]

Throwing together a whole second movie, just because of a scheduling conflict, shows that The Asylum is at least committed to the craft of quick-and-cheap-chash-ins.

[@bradencampbell464]

At Linnea's age, are we sure her not having nudity is a point against the film? I'm just saying, remember the bathtub woman from The Shining.

[@ebbderelict]

Combo, Super Combo, Cambrian Combo, Triassic Combo, Jurassic Combo, Cretaceous Combo, Dynomite Combo!

[@-Evil-Genius-]

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:05 🦖 *Introduction to "Triassic Hunt" and its connection to "Triassic World"* - Introduces "Triassic Hunt" as a sequel to Asylum's mockbuster "Triassic World." - Explains the challenge Asylum faced due to the release schedule misalignment with "Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom." 01:14 🎬 *Overview of "Triassic Hunt" Opening Credits and Initial Plot Setup* - Analyzes Asylum's traditional opening credits style with dramatic music and clips from a different movie. - Describes the introduction of characters and the setup involving the transportation of escaped dinosaurs. 04:00 🕵️‍♂️ *Introduction of the A-Team, Characters, and Initial Mission Briefing* - Introduces the A-Team, the group of Black Ops mercenaries tasked with hunting down the escaped dinosaurs. - Highlights the tension and drama within the team, setting the stage for their mission. 06:43 🦖 *Background Information on Escaped Dinosaurs and Sequel References* - Provides background information on the escaped enhanced dinosaurs, linking it to a previous Asylum movie. - Explains the characters' awareness of the dangers posed by these genetically modified creatures. 11:23 🦕 *Encounter with the Bulletproof Allosaurus and Team's Ineffectiveness* - Describes the team's encounter with an invulnerable Allosaurus and their struggle to deal with it. - Emphasizes the ineffective weaponry and the challenges faced by the characters in capturing the dinosaurs. 14:46 💼 *Villain's Plan Revealed: Capitalizing on Dinosaur Chaos* - Reveals the antagonist's plan to capitalize on the chaos caused by dinosaurs, turning it into a live-streamed spectacle. - Highlights the financial motives behind creating a show with dinosaurs versus special operatives. 18:10 🧠 *Shocking Revelation: Dinosaurs Are Intelligent and Tactical* - Unveils the revelation that the escaped dinosaurs are highly intelligent and tactical, created intentionally by the villains. - Acknowledges the characters' realization of the true nature of the mutated dinosaurs. 19:38 🤔 *Team's Dilemma and Discovery of Dinosaur Understanding English* - Discusses the team's contemplation of their mission and the dinosaurs' ability to understand English using Deacon's communicator. - Sets the stage for the team's decision to eliminate the dinosaurs in their Triassic hunt. 19:52 🎯 *Final Plan: Dino Brain Blower Beam and Explosive Factory* - Nick discovers important files about an ammonium nitrate factory, a potential way to defeat the dinosaurs. - The plan involves using C4 to blow up the factory, creating a chemical reaction that would eliminate the dinosaurs. - Carl sets up the Dino Brain Blower Beam, but a randomizer fails, causing a crisis. 21:04 🚨 *Drone Strike and Egg Discovery* - A drone strike becomes the new crisis as Elaine activates "Clean Sweep" to eliminate the dinosaurs. - Joy discovers the dinosaurs' nest and the egg they were protecting. - Elaine reveals her true evil intentions, and the situation becomes more chaotic. 22:28 🌐 *Shocking Revelations and Last Dinosaur Standoff* - Elaine's revelation about her sinister plans adds a new layer to the chaos. - Jordan's Clean Sweep fail-safe becomes another problem, threatening a widespread explosion. - The final confrontation involves a showdown with the last remaining dinosaur, leading to a dramatic and explosive resolution. 24:29 🎉 *Conclusion and Review* - The concluding moments include an unexpected twist, leaving only Joy and Gordon alive. - The review sums up the film's strengths and weaknesses, highlighting its nonsensical plot and mediocre presentation. - The final rating is given, categorizing "Jurassic Hunt" as standard Asylum fare with average performances and effects. Made with HARPA AI

[@chano7053]

These dinosaur movies never seem to end. It's worse than zombies, lol!!! Thanks Baron Decker Von Shado for another hilarious review.

[@MTWLeds]

13:00 "Hey knock it off and also has anyone seen my magazine"

[@theshape3988]

I didn't get notified! I have the bell turned to always. Had i not enjoyed your content enough to go looking for it? I would've never known you uploaded a new video. Great video

[@jamesa120]

The guy driving the truck at the beginning looks like he chugged Red Kool-Aid right before filming and it’s extremely distracting…

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Have we celebrated Decker's amazing, well, just him being him, BUT ALSO, his like and subscribe rizz? I feel it needs to be said/celebrated

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Hell yeah! I was re-watching the Summer of Leprechaun to get my Decker fix when this notification popped up. 🎉 cheers and happy new year, mate

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I really want this man to review one of the sharknado movie's

[@donjean6590]

Thanks for a great review. Best for you and yours in the new year.

[@petrus4]

KZbin put this video in my queue I think, Decker.

[@weirdkitty07]

Linnea Quigley used to be a B movie scream queen also known for gratuitous shower scenes in horror films. When the other old guy mentions long and hard, he's not talking about the job, but what it was like when he was watching one of her movies in the 80s. The dino then needs to do the shower scene.

[@michaelthomas5433]

Is there a movie where ppl were killed by dinosaurs having snu snu with them? I feel the Asylum may have made something like that. Because then they could blow the.. well you know.

[@DEADxBABIESxINC]

Triassic Hunt - "Don't blow the dinosaurs...." Demolition Man - "Don't blow the dinosaurs...away!"

[@heamac]

12:36 - honestly was half expecting for the dino to jump over the roof again for round two, since its hiding spot/ attack plan worked so well the first time!

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[@dottiegillespie8067]

I am impatiently awaiting a new review!!!!

[@jonathanscott8994]

The first gunfight their guns don't have magazines in them. Amazing.

[@silverwol844]

I love how the 'bruise' looks more like Kool-aid mouth.

[@50goingon15]

I would be more concerned about that major herpies on that one dudes face.

[@kirilkirilov4891]

ive been watching you since you had like 5-10k subs, keep up the good work :)

[@LuciusVKayne]

Highly trained mercenary chicken winging the shit out of his empty rifle. Honestly, there are youtube videos that are free to watch that could teach the actors how to hold their guns. No special training needed. Biggest pet peeve when watching anythi g with guns in it

[@michaellangwaller]

Linnea "I am only being paid for one day" Quigley is still most of this budget. Michael "I am even on set less than Linnea" Paré too? The Asylum must have gone overbudget. Of course Asian guy has the sword. The Asylum is really leaning on the template with this one. Rendering teleportation powers go! I enjoy Decker trying to reason out this movie.

[@iancunningham941]

That was one of the bestest movies I've never seen. 🙃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺

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Decker Shado reviewing an Asylum movie in the morning, what else ?

[@GriffinPilgrim]

The dinosaurs are running the Asylum...

[@ptonpc]

Happy New Year. I'd rather watch a review than suffer another Asylum 'movie'.

[@davidcampbell3055]

Another winner Decker. Did you get new recording equipment? The quality when you were on screen looked great.

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Always love these reviews. Great stuff.

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Your b-movie reviews are the greatest decker. Keep up the good work.

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Man decker I've been waiting for the summer of children of the corn would be awesome starts off strong and then trickles into strait to video shlock that we love seeing you review

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Thanks you so much for reviewing all those weird comedy for us Decker 😆

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I absolutely love that Decker is a gun nerd :D i do point out the same stuff in movies and GF and family are always looking at me like "its a movie, it does not matter". So thank you Decker, you make my OCD happy :D

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happy new year decker

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Happy New Year, DS. Nice shirt. 😅

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Thank you so much for bringing, a normality to 2024.. Best wishes for the year ahead...

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[@CowToes]

Heck Yeah, I'm early. Thanks for the consistent quality content!

[@jbonkerz]

So my notification came in on day 3. So yay I guess? Great review as always.

[@billdelfera8580]

Hope the family is doing well. Would love to see your sisters in videos again. They seemed very funny LOL

[@FluidRat]

"Ermmm, Ackshually Decker, that AK47 is a Yugoslavian Zastava M92 or rather built off of that pattern but in acksuallity is a Tokyo Marui AK-47 Beta Spetsnaz BB gun~" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Farfetch_]

What was the name of that one “summer of …….” series you made the lasted all the way till the fall 😂 man good times 😢

[@nickdirienzo2849]

It's no longer december.😕

[@catsabotage3362]

I assume it got caught up by the copyright system or something KZbin.

[@jeancitizen1538]

Don't blow the dinosaurs? I guess now we know why Fred Flintstone was smoking those cigarettes.

[@JimWellsIsGreat]

Whoa! A Wednesday video on a Wednesday!

[@UndeadEggmiester]

I miss when it felt like asylum kinda gave a fuck about their movies.

[@librarianseth5572]

9:20 - no, the real money's in hotels

[@quarkbent9165]

KZbin showed me this announcement! Now we have to wonder what nefarious reason it makes me one of your 5%

[@willlastnameguy8329]

Linea Quigley is 65 years old. But I agree, you don't put her in a movie and not have boobs.

[@drsagar8728]

Greetings Decker!!! A hug to you from Argentina!

[@maccurtis730]

The dinosaurs have invaded New Year's.

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

You add a lot of additional entertainment to your reviews. Always good 👍👍

[@frankvenero7137]

Assylum always makes a winner.

[@easolinas1233]

I guess to work at the Asylum, you need to be completely shameless.

[@catsabotage3362]

Or broke.

[@tazchanday2422]

Hey decks, been awhile since I left you a comment, just wanna say hope your good and loving your videos , iv got possible videos for you, do all bond movies, and other franchises like you did with aliens, I think you would smash it, good luck

[@WeAreASecret]

happy new year!

[@tbone9474]

I feel like a 2 out of 5 is way too generous, even for the Asylum. Trauma does way better 1 out of 5s

[@forestgrump9321]

Awwwwww was hoping he’d do the whole Dinosaur Hotel trilogy 😂😂

[@forestgrump9321]

My bad the third one isn’t out yet 😝

[@TheWarmotor]

The one guy with bad russian accent has no mag in his rifle, the designated marksman has a bb gun, and the AR15 is clearly an AKS74U. Armorer could use a couple hundred bucks for some better airsoft guns. Also a cursory google search on what guns look like and how they work. And wow, it's depressing to see how old Linnea Quigley is. My boyhood crush could be my grandma? eeeew.

[@franthehonest-eyes4883]

Happy new year!

[@BobPharmacon]

Innit ❤️

[@smadcore]

Does that one dude have a bad cold-sore, or has he been drinking too much red wine?

[@winningsince1992]

I'm sure you know this but you dont need to pull the charging handle if the bolt is locked to the rear just hit the bolt release. Good spot on the green follower through didnt notice that was empty at first

[@donovandelaney3171]

He shouldn't have had an iPhone and should have had a dumb phone instead.

[@therealpatriarchy]

The B-Team.

[@swedishpiggi]

I love how you gives rewiews

[@WVLFRVN]

I’m just here to see if you put a noticeable emphasis on the H in hunt

[@WVLFRVN]

And you did! 😂

[@KyleRobots]

Elaine's a better Velma in this. complete with evil turn, than the show Velma. Also, I was thinking 'So, they couldn't afford Linea's nudity clause, huh?' as well

[@Blueboy0316]

5:25, there isn't a magazine in that carbine.