Diona tries to ruin your drink (Genshin Impact)

[@bwaap]

TWO SHOTS OF VODKA... btw i started streaming like a week ago lol: www.twitch.tv/bwaaap

[@DEVTHEBESTEVER4621]

oh

[@nabillzzat]

Vodka?!

[@rayzx106]

Ok

[@droppedcroisant]

Love the vine reference

[@_suvi]

WHAT

[@venice5355]

"I'm just short" Give this man a rest

[@muugo]

Xiao: First time?

[@okaycool5600]

Oh another xiao, Hello xD

[@kapod38]

that xiao on your pfp looks even better than normal

[@justyiska6332]

Scaramouche: *How dare you?*

[@zaxtonhong3958]

Just wear high heels

[@dap2540]

Diona's hangout event part 2: Destroying Dawn Winery

[@Ehehehehhee]

BAHAHA WITH KLEE

[@melon4738]

Takes Zhongli’s power Diona: I will have order! _Then, Dawn Winery LITERARY EXPLODES_

[@Unknownuser-vq9ul]

Part 3 the extinction of alcohol.

[@jakiwijaya7316]

Venti with MAC-10 coming soon!

[@trollar8810]

with klee as a special guest

[@nezuko4014]

Diona is basically that one student who messes up all her answers but gets them all right

[@ohnononononononononononono]

I feel like shes the one to not study at all and then get an A+ somehow

[@IceHeartAlpha]

more like she hates the teacher and try to make the class time living hell for them but somehow it shows the exactly example the teacher needed, helping the class to learn

[@janyisdabest]

@@ohnononononononononononono That’s me

[@laurenlovesspace]

@@ohnononononononononononono Thats me

[@kaneko89]

@@ohnononononononononononono that’s me

[@neitoroxviii7856]

"If Diona is literally unable to make a bad drink, what would happen if she served Bennet?" Mihoyo: ...Ok, listen here you little sh*t

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

It just taste like any other wine. The two things just balance out the other.

[@natsuo1891]

"accidentally uses his fire vision to set all the place on fire"

[@priyanjalparmar4972]

To quote joker "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object"

[@quabby0]

Mihoyo’s only reason Bennett is underage is because of this- ;;

[@nairocamilo]

"I guess someone doesn't want a _pet the animal_ feature, huh?"

[@vaniemaeperin1446]

"Uh, But you don't seem of age to drink yet." Traveler who is 500+ years old: yah think so?👁️👄👁️

[@yotasukees]

the traveler doesn’t know they’re 500+ though so

[@Carlos-hz1le]

@@yotasukees ye and theyre in the body of a teenager

[@meilee8554]

Well he doesn't know that and I'm pretty sure even if he did he wouldn't be able to drink because he hasn't aged.

[@yotasukees]

@@blackmage0714 nope it’s the traveler too the traveler tells people they can’t drink

[@vaniemaeperin1446]

Wait y'all are fast- I just commented like 1 minutes ago-

[@80espiay]

"If Diona is literally unable to make a bad drink, what would happen if she served Bennett?" Bennett would enjoy the drink and then probably get one of the ingredients stuck in his throat or something.

[@octavio1079]

Poor Benito.

[@ix_nil]

@@octavio1079 BENITO LMAOOOO

[@Ienvyou_07]

@@octavio1079 we love benito

[@boomercycle1951]

He'd probably develop a spontaneous allergy to one of the ingredients.

[@kaiowaio]

I read this comment the second bwaap said it 😭

[@justaweebwhosimps1910]

No one: Everybody in the entirety of Teyvat: You're Underag- Aether: *I'm 500 you son of-*

[@Ricardo_Rick]

Venti: "First time?"

[@dionzamarcel8156]

Aether and Lumine have been in Teyvat for 500 years, and that hasn't been added to their adventures to the countless worlds before teyvat. Aether and Lumine age is probably around 3000 years or more

[@rosesnguns09]

@@dionzamarcel8156 they look around 16 so if they appeared to age a year every 500 years considering the amount of time they were asleep and didn't seem to age at all from the beginning 500x16=5,300 if I'm correct so they're about 5,300 years old. And still not old enough to drink apparently. Rip

[@Kaminomenom]

Well people still says Qiqi is a child even though she's older than what you'd expect

[@justaweebwhosimps1910]

@@Kaminomenom maybe bc they count her age before as a zombie?

[@bluedragon1709]

Diona's hangout in a nutshell: suffers from success meme

[@soojungkim6495]

Underrated comment

[@VictorMartinez-en8zr]

Because of the spring fairy, diona keeps making good-tasting drinks with disgusting ingredients

[@bluedragon1709]

@@VictorMartinez-en8zr actually she makes good drinks with any ingeridiants despite her hating the wine industry

[@VictorMartinez-en8zr]

@@bluedragon1709 no she was blessed by the spring fairy. that's why she makes them taste good

[@bluedragon1709]

@@VictorMartinez-en8zr i know that she was blessed by the fairy but it say ANY drink will taste good with ANY ingrediants not only bad ones

[@thatoneguy4707]

diona is legit a *drink responsibly* ad condensed into a cat child

[@goonersunite]

Diona is a sponsor

[@nealang9520]

I'd give her a hug🤗

[@karmaakabane8261]

Cutscenes: **Exists** Random Hillichurls: Imma ruin this whole cutscene

[@tornadohunterjacarrirblxwx]

I've had that happen to me before

[@ACreatureCalledSilvah]

Yep that happened to me but with slimes lmfao

[@Ari536]

Me when attacked by ruin guard: *Chuckles*

[@hapainess3636]

attacked by slimes in lantern rite ;)

[@Meme-pg5tw]

improve*

[@vaniemaeperin1446]

"Oh, and not to mention. Diona is also pretty cute... just like a little kitty" *FBI OPEN UP*

[@Yuuki74305]

Command, this is 3-4, engaging suspect, over

[@Stringer7390]

@@Yuuki74305 roger that, permission to send backup?

[@aiGuyReal]

*Code Shane Dawson. I repeat, Code Shane Dawson*

[@vaniemaeperin1446]

@@aiGuyReal OMGGDJSIJWBUJBSN- I CAN'T-

[@Yuuki74305]

@@Stringer7390 permition granted, over

[@prowertastic8136]

“We need to find a judge” surprised Venti didn’t suddenly appear offering to taste the free drinks

[@Jarock316]

He prefers Diluc's wine.

[@earlybyrdy]

allergic to cats

[@synergy8879]

Venti: WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE ANCIENT ONE

[@ahmedmekawi1166]

Read here ⬆️

[@Barbara-vr8ic]

He’s allergic to cats as shown in I think jeans story quest

[@justyiska6332]

Nimrod: "You don't seem of aaaage yet." Traveller: (stares menacingly in 500+ years old)

[@Prism988]

But haven't they spent most of those 500 years trapped in a rock?

[@shoelacesuwu1590]

@@Prism988 it is mentioned they have been travelling for a really long while before they reached teyvat

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

@@Prism988 well they arent just 500+ years old though, they have been travelling through worlds for a long time so...

[@Prism988]

@@Profile_Profile_Underscore Fair enough

[@marchosiasduh]

The traveler has seen the birth and death of stars, so at least a couple billion years

[@CelestiasVanguard]

I imagine Diluc's face when he sees Elzer, Connor, Diona and Aether doing a wine tasting in his living room lol

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

Aether would just wave and be like "Hi Diluc!" and Diona would probably hiss

[@yuzukishimizu453]

Does Diluc's face ever change?

[@CelestiasVanguard]

@@yuzukishimizu453 He smiles in his idle animation when he sees his pet bird.

[@blitzaraofficial]

Diluc: RETRIBUTION!

[@suyunana]

@@CelestiasVanguard SMILING DILUC SMILING DILUC SMILING DILUC SMILING DILUC SMILING DILUC

[@peachiitea1781]

“Why is there still no pet the cats feature?” THATS A GOOD DAMN QUESTION

[@nothutao1484]

No comments?? Wow

[@alyssamay9237]

I would gladly empty my bank account for that feature

[@skycloudhopper]

@@alyssamay9237 same

[@SolarisTwili]

“Don’t drink and drive, or else you’re a scumbag” - Bwapp, 2021

[@shadowkhan422]

Well, cant say that he's wrong xD

[@sundalosketch4769]

hard truth

[@iheartchi]

Bwaap

[@sunburst3476]

and dead

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

I feel bad while taking some of these choices. For an example I know Diona's father should have be more responsible and drink less but I felt TERRIBLE when I chose the option to take the neccecary material from Hilichurls instead of looking at his bag and thus making Diona not know that his father did not forget what she asked and got it for her despite the danger

[@draconicworkshop5679]

Same, but Primogems are Primogems.

[@lessar2721]

Yeah but she has to know Draff did got what she asked for eventually right. Its in his flask after all has to drink from it eventually

[@Vekcrazah]

@@lessar2721 Agreed. It'd be an even more precious moment considering that the Traveler is not going to be a part of that moment too. Just a daughter and father moment

[@kellyjohana516]

I mean yes but like, all endings...I need them.

[@Vekcrazah]

@Reseted Kitsune An Instapick for his scenario, honestly

[@moonjoonie_]

it'll never get old how bwaap is constantly getting attacked by enemies while in the middle of story quests

[@alexandrapagan3222]

Yea. Like I don't get why the enemies are still in motion even tho your in a middle of a cutscene.

[@feat.mleonn]

bwaap be like: "i try to be funny" me: bwaap its like ur born with humour

[@Okipullup6103]

But he IS humor. As soon as I hear him, I’m happy.

[@Raphael_27]

For me, its not his humour, but rather his mood. Like, he's being genuine.

[@Sameer.....]

He is full of humour thats why im here watching his videos

[@naomikirisaki]

@@Okipullup6103 SIMP!!? www

[@Okipullup6103]

@@naomikirisaki I’m not a fricking simp. You watch too much anime. 😑

[@xaldredxanthos5405]

Fun fact: in one of Diona's voicelines, she mentions that the traveller reminds her of a friend she used to have when she was younger, but disappeared like a dream. This was the spring fairy that Old Man Finch mentions in Springvale. The fairy only befriends children, and when they come of age she makes them forget about her, but the feeling of some memories remains. Before the oceanid's departure, she blessed Diona with the ability to make any drink she makes wonderful. However, this is counter intuitive to her task of destroying the wine industry, making her become the very perpetrator of the industry she tries to sabotage. This is how the tsundere Katzlien bartender is created.

[@jinxologist]

dont call her a loli

Then how come Old Man Finch still remembers the Spring Fairy?

[@oyshikaadi9631]

@ He doesn't. Its a lingering memory. Just like Diona's case. Only difference is that while others like Diona moved on thinking it was a dream, Flinch could not move on, and was adamant she (The spring fairy) existed. Did you do the Event that you need to do to get Endora companion? The spring fairy is still there in fact.

[@venus_5937]

@@melisarigul Ya ig

[@poophead8188]

Whats the problem? Loli is not a lewd word. Its just start as lewd word coz the word "lolicon". Its same as word "shotacon" and "siscon",the "con" word is the one sexulizing.

[@lightnight9822]

“I wonder what cat food tastes.” Well. When I was younger I actually used to eat cat food- it was crunchy and super, and I mean SUPER salty. I actually ended up eating cat food for a few months before my parents stopped me. So yeah it’s just crunchy and salty.

[@daisy4096]

It looks good

[@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560]

can second this as another cat food eater it also faintly tastes like meat, chicken usually.

[@cad1848]

you guys scare me

[@sobanoodles4286]

But, why?

[@bernkastelfrederica5952]

I've only ever eaten those ones with Salmon.

[@HAHA-dq3ij]

Okay so Nimrod calling Diona cute in a creepy way was apparently a Chinese translation gone wrong.

[@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve]

XD

Please tell us what he really means so I don't have to stand six feet away from Nimrod.

[@palettedpersona]

@ I’m pretty sure the Chinese translation emphasized that Nimrod thought that Diona was adorable like a cat (as in the innocent version of finding kids cute) rather than the unfortunate implications of English!Nimrod’s word choice and tone.

[@prometheus1815]

Sauce: Trust me

[@Christian-gr3gu]

I mean she I cute tho

[@eloofant]

People: “Kiddo you’re too young to drink” Traveler: “SIS I am older than your great grandma’s great grandpa’s great great grandma”

[@yeetirosina]

yeah

[@longps9528]

The dude is older than some of the archons lol

[@CWinteruu]

Fu Hua : *pathetic.*

[@جيرالت-غ5س]

About 500 years

[@nhuphuong9336]

Was kinda like, about at least 3000 lol

[@unpaidemployee]

"BE ABSOLUTELY ✨d i s g u s t i n g✨ 💅💅💅“ - Diona 2021

[@SpiceLettuce]

shut up

[@beginnersweater]

Lmao

[@Davina_Kelly]

Anyone: You look underage Traveler: *cries in 500 years old*

[@Hyacinth_666]

i mean he looks underage

[@destroyer1859]

@@Hyacinth_666 doesn’t mean they are tho. Their actual age and their mental age is Atleast 500 years old

[@Hyacinth_666]

@@destroyer1859 i know that

[@cinnamon1045]

@@Hyacinth_666 its a 3d model they look like young adults the only ones that clearly look underage are klee diona and qiqi

[@Hyacinth_666]

@@cinnamon1045 hmm maybe ur right

[@strongyun4504]

fun fact: Elzer was bitten by Diona when he asked her to collab with the Dawn winery lol

[@honorarykittyofkittensoffa3893]

you can't say he didn't deserve this...

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

Someone should animate Diona biting Elzer

[@yabrofenko]

@@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923 and put the *nom* sound effect.

[@inotagirl3149]

A neko indeed

[@user-dr5yj3hg5d]

wait i saw this on wiki but does it rlly happen😭

[@rayzen7028]

"We need a judge" Diona: Well, we have the honorary knight! Also Diona: You dont even look of age to drink yet!

[@silverhawkscape2677]

You know, for all her hate towards alcoholic drinks, she knows practically everything needed to run a tavern.

[@EeveeMaster547]

I believe that's because she originally became a bartender so she could mix drinks to crush alcoholics. She had to learn the tools of the trade to "kill it from the inside" as she tries to do.

[@Felipe-kv8qd]

"I used the wine to destroy the wine" -Diona

[@Davis0508]

She could become richer than the dawn winery all by herself. She would waste lees in ingredients. She can dump dirt and it will taste good

[@serein9745]

i mean she doesn't run the tavern, Margaret does

[@zenixkiryu]

@@Davis0508 girl can make water taste good I swear

[@olilpop1464]

“Never mind, daddy. I’m already used to it.” This literally made me tear up :,( Diona’s story is so silly but also SO tragic :,,,( my heart breaks for her

[@shadycactus6146]

yeah, i feel really bad for her. she just creates so much frustration for herself because she doesn't really understand the situation

[@emuyam]

i'm going to adopt her guys

[@V4mp_m4rz]

“U don’t seem the age to drink” Aether: I’m 500 👍😃

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

Aether and Lumine's number one problem is NOT finding their siblings but the fact that NO ONE ALLOWS THEM TO DRINK. The Abyss sibling probably wants to destroy Celestia to make Teyvay pay for not selling Alcohol to them despite being 500 years old

[@Riyuucrosser]

Abyss Herald: “What I can do as your loyal servant, my Queen/King?” Abyss Ruler Lumine/Aether: “You have wine around here? I keep getting orange juice all day long... I wanted to taste it.” Abyss Herald: “My queen/king, you’re too young to drink one.” A!Lumine/Aether: *visible frustation*

[@Oscarus4250]

@@Riyuucrosser The Herald is about to be erased

[@naomikirisaki]

@@Riyuucrosser Rip electro herald*

[@2tasamet]

(Spoiler) On the other hand junko...just kills her sister

[@yeetirosina]

@@Riyuucrosser Abyss Sibling: *unsheathes sword*

[@kaeyaluckaealberich1612]

Diona: Father problems... Kaeya: Tell me about it.

[@verramapotato8003]

I feel bad for laughing rn 😭

[@cotton5835]

@@verramapotato8003 same I feel bad

[@lilacing3366]

lmao why did i laugh

[@darshnes3986]

Man, kaeya does not have 1daddy issue, but 2. One of them is dead, another one went to buy grape juice and never came back.

[@glam4663]

Diluc: You guys (still) got dads

[@jerome7443]

32:31 aww his laugh is so contagious. no joke I'm dying call an ambulance

[@SpiceLettuce]

That’s a joke but you said no joke. you’re a fucking

[@shoujocityhahahha5636]

@@SpiceLettuce it’s called sarcasm

[@SpiceLettuce]

@@shoujocityhahahha5636 that’s not what sarcasm is, it’s an exaggeration. You can’t just exaggerate something for comedic effect with something meant for the exact opposite purpose meant to clarify. It just makes things unclear or a lie. Either way, this does not count as sarcasm. op DID mean he has a contagious laugh, and joked about how they were dying of laughter but also said “no joke”. Do you see how this is unacceptable? Oxford defines sarcasm as “the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.” This was not the intent of op’s comment, as there was no irony or intent to signify the opposite of what they were saying. In no way was this ironic, or bringing something to an absurd satiric level. It’s just a lie, and a bad one at that. op should be ashamed, but you should be more ashamed for what you’ve said. The have the AUDACITY to correct someone even though you’re wrong? Are you fucking kidding me? At least google it if you’re gonna correct someone online, don’t just say they’re wrong without knowing if they even are wrong. The fact that you don’t know what sarcasm is upsets me, and you’re probably under the age of 12. In conclusion, go fuck yourself.

[@insertaname967]

@@SpiceLettuce LMAOOOOOO

[@missmystery6659]

@@SpiceLettuce r/whoooosh

[@EVA-KAO]

diona and draff: talking abt the soup bwaap: actually dying and dying of laughter 💀💀💀

[@CoralsandRoses]

ikr his laugh always makes my day-

[@himekawa3833]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@noinam24]

@@CoralsandRoses it never gets old :D

[@aemiil5743]

aether: dead -of laughter-

[@baconinthesoap5418]

Fun fact: no matter how hard Diona tries as long as the drink is made in her hand it will always taste good. This is because the Springvale fairy(an oceanid in springvale) blessed Diona as a goodbye gift so that anytime she makes a drink it will always taste delicious. She can literally mix the most disgusting things as a smoothie and it will taste delicious.

[@MasterMarioMX]

she can make a drink literally made of piss and poop and it still taste good? o dear. she's doomed from the start and she hasn't realized it.

[@pebberito]

She does realize it, she just really really believes she can create a bad drink if she tries hard enough

[@novaeeeee]

well to clarify upon op's comment, Diona doesn't really remember the spring fairy, she just has sparse lingering memories of the fairy that she believes to just have been a dream. She doesn't actually _know_ that she has been blessed, even if she recognizes her strange ability. She says in the hangout event that it's her "constitution," meaning she thinks that she's just naturally an exceptional bartender. Think of someone good at taking care of plants being told they have a "green thumb," that's basically what Diona thinks. Which is why all her methods of trying to make an awful drink are just to use vile ingredients or mess up the mixing process, instead of a magical method to counteract the blessing.

[@pebberito]

@@novaeeeee ohhh I thought that she knew she was blessed

[@baconinthesoap5418]

@@pebberito yeah like someone already commented she doesn’t know that she was blessed so she doesn’t know she can’t make a bad drink.

[@Macroni_sald]

"Im not going to step a paw at dawn winery!" Me who got diona: *leads her to dawn winery anyways"

[@angiey.6266]

“If Diona is unable to make a bad drink, what would happen if she served Bennet” That’s not how I was expecting that sentence to end... but valid point

[@laplue]

This, I need to know.

[@rui5368]

I don't need sleep, i need answer

[@jackson3475]

Bennet is so unlucky that if he wanted a drink he'd be immeaditely cursed with eternal youth so he'd forever too young to drink just like the Travellers...

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

@@jackson3475 but he is already old enough so its like...

[@beatboxingbee]

immovable object meets unstoppable force

[@corinnetheanime]

“I’m just short” Me, who has just turned 21 and doesn’t look a day over 15: I feel ya pain bro Edit: how did this get so many likes, w h a t

[@fernandosiahaan906]

Its just Asian curse, or blessing..?

[@yumekirani5812]

@@fernandosiahaan906 sometime its can be curse, people will sus you if you go to walmart alone and start thingking where is your mom, and don't trust/don't let you buy something. but its can be a blessing cuz you can troll people lol

[@boogerrrrr]

I remember when I was a teen and I went for the Costco samples alone and the lady asked “where’s your momma?”

[@alieffauzanrizky7202]

@@fernandosiahaan906 Apparently metabolism exist and not all people are the same.

[@unpaidemployee]

i'm asian , and I'm the tallest in my class :"D

[@SamGoesEEE]

the most “epic” drink ever : ingredients lizard tail, fish scales, frog, oil, and mucus Steps 1. just pour everything in, done

[@IceHeartAlpha]

shout profanities and curses to add an extra “epicness”

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

@@IceHeartAlpha Just make sure you're blessed by they spring fairy

[@unpaidduo]

@@sakuragihanamichi8527 that step isn’t really a necessity, but it’s recommended

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

@@unpaidduo If we are talking about very "epic" we don't need it.

[@marcel242]

Me: "Aaaww. It's a kitty child that fantasize about destroying the wine industry" Makes her "Saving her drunk father" quest line Me: "Oh........Oh no......"

[@gustafpoltak2341]

Diona:*trying to Make The Worst drink ever Exist* Connor and Elzer: This is Miracle *Task Failed succesfully*

[@blixxae967]

Diona’s entire career in a nutshell

[@jacksimpson8529]

That's kinda what happens when you're blessed by literal magic that causes every drink you make to turn out refreshing and tasty.

[@boredtv69420]

Pov: you are still waiting for bwap to play the archipelago quest.

[@jurami-jz8rc]

Fun fact: actually, the VA of xiangling is doing the voice of diona, not her official VA. Edit: wow, this is my first comment with 1k likes thanks :). Also xiangling's VA name is Jakie Lastra and diona's is Dina sherman.

[@yudilai6704]

She did a really good job, I think she is one of the best English va

[@davidho1427]

Jackie Lastra (xiangling EN VA) is really talented

[@Chris-hi1hf]

@xXLil_ShadowyXx well actually dionas voiced the first half basically, but half the routes the voice changes

[@Myname.__]

And both have an obsession with slime condensate

[@solarssolstice]

Oh yeah, because Diona's VA was sick right?

[@joshlegacy1101]

"This is so staged it makes pranked channels look like improv." That is a wierdly unique insult.

[@klok5469]

diona: purposely trying to mess up drink connor and elzer: mmmmm me gustaaa

[@Fishy77777]

“Be AWFUL, be DREADFUL, be ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!” -Diona

[@a.leafar2830]

"They use special ingredients, come up with fancy names, and promote limited-time drinks for holidays and events. They come up with all kinds of reasons to get people drinking." Replace drinking with spending and you just described gacha games.

[@masked.fool.]

OH

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

@@masked.fool. I attacked you

[@--luoixx--4527]

o w . *But it's true.*

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

It's basically Brawl Stars because they P2W

[@drjeetendragurung2083]

True

[@wind5092]

Omg his laugh when the hilichurls ruin the cut scene send me 💀

[@alexandrapagan3222]

Yea. Like I don't get why the enemies are still in motion even tho in a middle of a cutscene.

[@mikkosanorjo6004]

I remember that time, the anemo slime distracting bwaap while in the middle of the dialogue this time the hilichurls turn to mess him up.

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

LOL

[@soyb3ann]

“what would happen... *if she served bennett* “ *no non your honor, he’s got a point.*

[@Nova-Solaris]

11:06 All jokes aside, Jackie's impression of Diona is quite amazing. Just in a few lines you can hear a bit of Xiangling's voice. Besides that, I was impressed on how solid is her performance.

[@-dawn-5273]

Agreed!

[@gilnahnu]

fr! i didnt even notice when i was playing the hangouts

[@itsazzy1703]

Diona doesn’t realise she could just poison her drinks and say it was alcohol poisoning

[@melon4738]

Nice

[@zaxtonhong3958]

Not if she mixes them

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

@ the spring fairy from springvale

@@mrminecraftcubeable Yeah her,she'll find a way to render the poison useless.

[@hal_lucid_ation]

how many times do i say this: voice actors are MAGIC

[@hyunsung32]

No One: Aether: *I'm 500*

[@el-shafey2918]

3000+

[@kaykaif.1949]

Possibly even more than 1000+ year old since the twins had traveled to other worlds before and we don't know how long they stay in those worlds

[@IzzuZiq]

Canonically meeting Diona was supposed to happen even before Jean's story quest so at that point at least the Traveler hasn't realized that yet

[@aloywong658]

My guess the travelers are 17 billion at minimum

[@spirit6323]

Actually they're 500+ in teyvat and 3000+ in total

[@kenny7926]

Wait, Diona has a Hangout event? *Me who didn't bother finishing the other endings*

[@snorlax4179]

she does now 💀it’s new

[@zoropi]

I need *keys*

[@JosephJoestarPants]

im ar26 how do i get keys?

[@ominosity]

@@JosephJoestarPants daily commissions

[@miothinkscatsarecute1493]

@@JosephJoestarPants every time you do 8 daily commissions you get 1 key but you need 2 keys to unlock hangouts

[@brokidokii]

32:30 THE HILICHURLS ATTACKING WHEN UR DOING A QUEST IS SO FUNNY FOR WHAT

[@pandoraarts7748]

"You dont look old enough to drink" "And you look to young to even make drinks" *"touché"*

[@louiseeee1108]

Imagine if the wine industry really didn't exist, Diluc and Diona would get along..but since the wine industry exists..she wants him gone 😂

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

It's funny because diluc doesn't lile alchohol either, he drinks grape juice

[@louiseeee1108]

@@mrminecraftcubeable exactly

[@yeetirosina]

If only it wasn't Diluc's wine industry.

@@mrminecraftcubeable Wasn't he forced to head the industry after Crepus died?

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

@ kinda, he left erze to deal with the business stuf while he went on batman training with a secret organisation

[@kimidoriglove5761]

The way she's hanging her ear down is just too cute. i cant... urgh.

[@judedapitan]

Bwaap: "As Usual Aether Does The Quest.." Aether : Yeah Bwaap Being Errand Boy Sucks

[@wordsmithpiko1784]

Her backstory on getting her vision and inability to serve a bad drink is both delightful and a little heartbreaking at the same time, it would seem her imaginary friend thought they were helping her

[@sundalosketch4769]

it's even sadder too, you can see how much of a kid she still is with her silly "master plan" to get people hating alcohol. There are so many ways she could do it without needing to be in the position she's in but she doesn't think about trying other options using her gift/curse.

[@ryanedric1130]

She should use her gift to make non alcohol drink taste better

[@tartnouveau3652]

She could make good tasting medicine instead!

[@idonotpost1456]

@@sundalosketch4769 she could use her gift to start a new business that doesnt include alcohol

[@sundalosketch4769]

@@idonotpost1456 Yea! She'd be the richest family friendly drink creator in all of teyvat! Her drinks would be so popular i bet Xangling would wanna collab and help serve food to go with it. Ending Diluc's business instantly

[@obistore_]

Im convinced this man doesn’t know what a waypoint is and how to use them

[@alisach.3014]

Diona: I just don't get why everyone is so obsessed with alcohol. What's so good about it anyway? Bwaap: Same Me: Same +1

[@kallenlivesmatter3229]

Same+2

[@kusarikokoro2415]

Same+3 (to be fair I'm too young to drink)

[@thahiliachase8078]

Same +3 (Once when I was 8 I mistook alcohol for Sprite I still feel the horrid taste)

[@iexisted583]

Same+4

[@randomcommenter9542]

@@thahiliachase8078 Same+5 I also got your mistake, I was like: "This isn't sprite, it's spicy"

[@supermantis921]

Diona when she talks to Diluc: SHUT UP GRANDPA DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

Diluc: *Proceeds to drink apple juice*

[@blacknote6945]

@@Profile_Profile_Underscore or grape juice

[@omegawolfbrony]

The sound of Draff vomiting was amazing.

[@slix0829]

I checked wiki, apparently traveller is 3000 over years old. Hes just short af.

[@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve]

Holy shit

[@user-ho3uu4sn4p]

Now he can join the old men (zhongli and venti) in drinking some osmanthus wine lol

[@hutaoplscomehome4639]

So they're both older than Venti?

[@slix0829]

@@hutaoplscomehome4639 venti is 2600 plus years old

[@Oscarus4250]

@@hutaoplscomehome4639 Unknown. Since we only know thier youngest possible age (Venti: 2600+, Aether/Lumine: 3000+), there's chance Barbatos is older than the twins

[@sunfish8644]

“Is there a loophole in the law is that how diona gets away with this” *yanfei is not happy*

[@thedollfin112]

"Cats are always so stubborn" Me seeing how much Diona wants to topple down the dawn winery so badly: _ya don't say_

[@gobwinn1ng]

I have friendship lvl 8 with Diona! Here’s a part of her vision story to make you emo: “There was once a storm that lasted for three days, and for those three days, her father, who had been out hunting, did not return. The awful weather prevented the search parties sent by the Knights of Favonius from making much headway, and soon the dread of "loss" began to hang over Diona like a shroud. She burst out the door and into the tempest...Using her superlative tracking skills, she found her father under a broken gorge. With the help of other hunters, she returned home with her father. Only once she realized that he would be fine did she finally smile again. ‘Do you... want me to mix you a drink? It'll numb the pain a little...’ That was probably the first time she ever mixed a drink in a normal fashion. ‘Ooh, it's so refreshing. It's wonderful! Hahaha-Ouch...’”

[@TNTmasta07]

Wait a minute, didn’t jean say that the wine industry is monstadt’s main source of income? *SOMEONE STOP HER*

[@izzaireredacted3018]

Yeah she's gonna uh...

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

@@izzaireredacted3018 destroy Mondstadt before Albedo

[@remycat1108]

I can one up ya- Just tell Venti, Problem solved. Im sure the bard would have something to say if he can't get a single drop anywhere in his own city lol

[@hasanmuttaqin464]

@@fuzzystudiosofficial klee got mondstat first

[@extagram]

@@remycat1108 but venti have cat allergies

[@ysabelamanlapaz4543]

I BURSTER OUT LAUGHING WHEN THERES A HILICURL TRYING TO HIT DIONA'S DAD BAHAHSHSH

[@sriruppoudel8560]

clicked this video AS FAST AS I COULD AT FLASH SPEED

[@Nex-oz]

I’m sorry but Flash is unavailable since five months.

[@mightycannon1512]

Ok

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

YES

[@bigchongus5140]

Some of y'all might knew this already but just a fun fact, Jackie AKA Xiangling's VA, is the one who voiced Diona in this hangout event

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

why

[@rainn1738]

ahhhh it threw me off so much

[@yoisakii-je6te]

Ok that's cool- Now I want a Xiangling hangout event lol-

[@theeggswithsalad2737]

I was so sad about that diona is one of my favorite character but she wasn’t voiced by the official voice actor no hate on Jackie tho incredible job

[@po1sonclov3r]

yeah because i think diona’s VA was sick or something along those lines

[@ji17O]

Diona: *Puts literal turds in vodka* For some reason: “Why do this taste amazing but smell weird?”

[@K_ll_y]

Diona: hmmm... you don’t look old enough to drink Aether: is older then diona

[@dingleton3083]

@Danimations older than Olaf aswell

[@yotasukees]

even if he wasn’t 500 he’s 15-17 and diona is 12 LMFAO

[@xie83]

Dude there's actually some people that sees Diona's hangout event as a date... We need to isolate them pls.

[@Carlos-hz1le]

we need to bring an end to there journey. *Every journey has its final end dont rush*

[@meilee8554]

Let's put them in one spot and have Klee bomb them.

[@melon4738]

“I will have order”

[@Corviidei]

Bruhh I don’t understand where people get the idea that hangouts are dates 😭

[@willow4917]

@@Corviidei some of the hangout events can honestly be interpreted as dates, like the noelle ending with the library which i think is fine, but people who think dionas is a date are just weird

[@Scarlet-bm7ey]

Comments 60%: “Traveler is 500 freaking years old the npc are dumbasse-“ 30%: “Diona have been blessed by the spring fairy” 10%: Random sh!t

[@lailoutherand]

0.1% These kind of comments

[@-io.oi-]

Switch the 60 and 30 and then it's correct

[@dooglassdorenal7875]

Isn't the Traveler older than 500 years old? I'm even sure he/she could be older than some of the current Archons

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

@𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓷 PIMOJEMS

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

@𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓷 nu stup if

[@rawgel9526]

Is sad to know that draff doesnt spend time with diona that much :(

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

I mean, even if he didn’t get drunk so much, he’s still head of the hunters so he spends most of his time in the wilderness.

[@uchihajunior5648]

You can see why all drinks she makes is delicious if you level up dionna's friendship and read her character story (spoiler allert): She was blessed by a oceanid that lives in the thermal valley for all chalice she hold will be purified of any impurites including poison or anything that makes the drink she holds taste bad, which litteraly makes any cup she hold have the best taste and safety possible with the ingredients that were used, making her goal of making the worst drink that exist impossible.

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

Ok

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

And this is why we need to kill the Fairy, mother trucker basically cursed her without even knowing it, (Look i just want the worst drink ever ok)

[@uchihajunior5648]

@@Profile_Profile_Underscore (spoiller alert) it wasn't rodhea (the oceanid you fight in the boss battle), it was the one that lives in the lake of thermal valley the one right next to draff, she blessed dionna becouse one night dionna was talking to her about the problems of her family besides the lake, she heard and sypathized with her, but as a oceanid there wasn't much she could do to help, so she decided to at least make everything she may drink safe and delicious, it was before dionna ever tought on making the worst alchoholic drink ever.

[@chillkeys2261]

Bwaap: I wonder how cat food tastes Me: Theres only one way to find out

[@jezreelleihdimalanta9835]

no one: not a single soul: and there's Bwaap saying: "I'm just short(2×), please let me in"

[@taniaroman5857]

Let me in! LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!

[@monikapiwinska9236]

"I wonder what cat food tastes like?" -Bwapp 2021

[@ad-skyobsidion4267]

It tastes like a cat

[@therealusman]

@@ad-skyobsidion4267 cat’s cannibalism

[@purple8813]

It tastes like fish but also has some sort of thing in it that gives off a weird taste iirc

[@Hyacinth_666]

it tastes like shit i do not recommend it

[@damia256]

Well, if it's dry food, it tastes like fish with a bit of salt in it, pretty delicious I must say. Once you crunching it it taste a bit bitter, guess it still fine

[@hoyitsmiguel]

"She's a child, leave her be" You say that as if Aether is able to legally drink already

[@sunshinezhu9661]

He is technically 500 tho

[@TunaPetunia456]

He is ^ That's basically like venti's case in a way

[@rxscydanie]

Aether is an immortal being tho He's basically a god yk

[@toast4974]

Me When bwapp uploads: YES YES YES YES YES YES FINALLLY!!!

[@domg3348]

YES YES

[@melon4738]

YES YES

[@venus_5937]

YES YES

[@fortisfortuna8237]

32:24 his laugh is just so contagious

[@Un3arth3dDragon98]

Best 30 seconds bar none

[@bladeofevilsbane5808]

Bwaap's constitution allows him somehow to attract enemies whenever he is in a cutscene.

[@thunderkravenrifthound2288]

Aether can't drink even at 500 years Diluc: Still you can't drink

[@JaniumCanium]

Bwaap: I called the traveler "underaged" for like a couple of episodes until they revealed he's like 500 years old. *I died at that part.*

[@IzzuZiq]

To be fair, Diona's quest is canonically before Jean's so at that point, there was still vagueness

[@JaniumCanium]

@@IzzuZiq ohhhhh thx for the timeline

[@Corviidei]

But if he’s been like 16 for 500 years, is he still underage? 🤔

[@Ivy-jq6di]

@@Corviidei No LOL Being "underaged" refers to your mentality over physicality to prevent bad things in your early years affecting your development. Qiqi is old but she still acts like a child, so she's a child. Traveler doesn't have the same issue and even comments on how everyone assumes they're not old enough

[@bbread464]

18:02 i literally laughing at this part

[@REZrblde]

Jackie Lastra(the temporary stand-in for Dina Sherman,Diona's regular VA) did a pretty good job. But i still love Dina's voice for Diona. I think Diona has the best voice actor-character synchronisation in the game as far as EN voice goes,Mona's is second. I love listening to her voice lines it really shows Diona's feisty tsundere attitude

[@shadycactus6146]

yeah i really like diona and mona's eng voices. with mona it's like there's a hint of a transatlantic accent or something?? it's really cool. with diona i'm less able to pick out what it is, but the way she says some words is pretty neat

[@REZrblde]

@@shadycactus6146 Yeah Mona has a transatlantic accent/american with a hint of forced british accent(?) and it just makes her so sassy. And i got Mona 3 days ago so i can enjoy her voice more now

[@coffeecake0726]

I feel bad for the traveler they’re literally 500 and still can’t get a drink

[@schimpie]

at least venti finds a way around it

[@coffeecake0726]

Okay it’s time to tell Diluc

[@tabboty]

Alternative title: *Diona tries to get fired for 35 minutes straight*

[@aalyssaedwards]

this entire hangout event was essentially being told we look underage, making drinks, and finding cats

[@PaladinVII]

From what I understand of Diona's story, as told in her in-game menu, she has been 'blessed' with the ability to make no bad drinks. When she was little, she befriended the water spirit in springdale we saw during that ocenid quest, and, as thanks for Diona's kindness, said spirit blessed her.

[@hadrianau3507]

I just love how the spirit Diona meets when she’s younger is definitely the reason why any cocktail she makes tastes so good, despite her sabotage attempts, hahaha

[@matcha6375]

WAIT THIS IS A GOOD THEORY

[@ominosity]

bwaap: I try to be funny me: u can’t try to do something you’ve already accomplished

[@nathanaelwalakula4743]

If she serve bennet its probably gonna be like diona drop the drink or a cat break the wine glass or something like that but i do wonder would his "badluck" effect her "blessing"

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Or it just balance out into any normal drink

[@nope3517]

Badluck + Goodluck = Balance

[@xiaociao8205]

I really like this man's vids. No long intros, no unnecessary anything just having fun and being cute lol 🤧

[@Chimp333]

32:33 at this point I'm sure his laugh and cure cancer it's just that good 🤣