Dirty Corporate Secrets

[@crambonestrum]

I really like how funny but informative these episodes are. It's like having a friend explain it to me when they hardly know what's going on either

[@bloodysugarcube9844]

you nialed it xD

[@marczamora4838]

The plan for AI Noel has already begun...

[@SaraHandlez888]

Remember how airlines raised prices in locations that were projected to be hit with hurricanes. That was pure evil. People trying to leave a place that would end their lives, the price was raised because they knew people were desperate. Absolutely evil

[@njoyow7052]

That’s that supply and demand

[@ACE360x]

​@njoyow7052 and is a great example of why capitalism in it's current form does not work for the people

[@kimtsi]

​@@njoyow7052when you'll be in need and you get a slap in the face by "supply and demand" let's see what you Think bud.

[@-mason-6538]

@@ACE360xit’s always been for the businesses and corporations. Never about public stimulus.

[@CookiePickles]

I actually really like the dark parking lot set, lol

[@Allisonyummy]

Same friend

[@MattyP650]

💯

[@chhristina]

Same!

[@iamchelseafromthegram5746]

the algorithm & the vast majority of his previous audience clearly don’t

[@lydiaann5261]

sameeeee

[@anthonyperry8018]

Noel putting together a CEO shortlist 🙏🏻

[@ithinkimhipster502]

Or as Luigi would like to call it, a hitlist

[@wilhz1077]

He does kinda look like Luigi's cousin

[@underwhelminged]

i love how noel’s tone in the ad read gets faker and faker with each episode

[@jahqwelin]

I like it when it gets a lil silly and the script actually makes him chuckle

[@2001arms]

Noel please put the links of the articles you read and reference if it's not too much trouble

[@Annachrome]

Yes!!

[@natalieprinz8235]

just turned 23... thanks for reminding me of my fading youth noel, thanks so much

[@NauticalFish]

Set matches the theme of the content. I’m a fan of company lot. keep this baby goin

[@momorilee5642]

0:49 “light a digital cigarette” goes so hard

[@Jtalia]

your content has only gotten better over the years, its crazy impressive!

[@audreybiggs4388]

I didn't know Noel could grow this much hair

[@dejaded8559]

7 Billion is absolutely insane

[@alexrobles687]

I said “ 1 billion” Noel - “WRONG, 7 billion“ 😳

[@noellehoffman-sf1wf]

No fr I said 20 mil and my jaw actually dropped

[@LetLolabool]

0:26 you lost the baby weight fast dawg

[@theHusHfleamarket]

company lot is dale gribble-coded and personally, i love it

[@elyse.4745]

ily pls don’t die noel

[@elanwasserman4824]

Bro funniest shit ever “here’s why tech companies are horrible” *draft kings ad*

[@yourwife1111]

I got a crypto ad right after he said that 😭

[@excuseme2770]

I feel like those who think this is dark and depressing like have we been watching the same channel? I guess this is not new or uncommon for Noel if anything it feels more authentic. We out here pessimistic in this bitch

[@MattyP650]

💯💯

[@newbilpun8944]

CEOs might transition from formal suits to full armor suits

[@garyrobinson5655]

Gotta sleep sometime 😊

[@lm.2275]

I was thinking about this yesterday when I was boarding a flight home. The face scanners aren’t even just pre-check anymore. It’s general TSA security to have to look at the camera. I thought about saying no and then remembered it probably would cause a ruckus and make me late for my flight, and then I remembered that’s probably exactly why nobody says no. They were giving a bunch of grief to another lady who was denying it politely last time I flew.

[@hdhdhejqjsy5729]

Do a that's cringe about Cody's lame ass apology

[@ovulatinfish]

if you can even call it that lol

[@lydiaann5261]

this would be fuckin amazing 💀💀

[@therohanshow03]

What apology?

[@Jnasty1890]

U gotta be dumb to think they aren’t still friends behind the scenes

[@dnia-]

@@Jnasty1890tbh they weren’t rlly close outside of business

[@kyay10]

31:00 The reason a TV would send packets to the router despite being disconnected is that they're "discovery" or "broadcast" packets that signal to other devices "hey I exist" but that's it. There's genuinely no shot that your TV would be getting internet access without connecting it to your wifi (because then that's a very simple free-WiFi hack lol), and no router would have that built in.

[@dubssalamander]

The company lot in unironically my favourite podcast

[@nolanedwards6123]

I’ve been listening to loads of podcasts lately and company lot took getting used to but it’s become my favorite. Besides maybe Tim Dillon show or something. The formats are very similar. Noel just has a listenable voice and he himself might be the most based guy on the internet. I hope these don’t stop.

[@ayeimdonewithlife9328]

You've always been our dad Noel

[@michikoomalandro]

Noel I genuinely think that the reason why company lot didn't blow up as much as you might've wanted is because of the set. We watched you in your house or against a chill white background, hearing your editors in the room cackling at your funny comments. Now you're all of a sudden in some black room yapping about something idk it's just so different than what we are used to. I feel like if you'd have filmed this with a lighter more familiar background it would've popped off. Edit: Besties this is just my opinion and yall are entitled to have your own, I'll still watch it cause I want to support Noel but yeah it is what it is

[@HaloFan117_]

It's unique

[@dlanjobo]

I second this comment

[@TylerRayMMA]

i dislike this comment

[@yvesangelic]

while maybe true, i feel bad for noel he can’t do anything without getting some shit recently. im glad he’s doing okay

[@gabrielleg4808]

I didn't watch his original content but gave this a try and be really is just yapping about stuff he doesn't really seem like he knows much about. Really slowly.

[@RogueSanta]

Getting called a moldy cigarette as the ads surround me from all angles as the tech giants sell all my secrets is the way I need this year to end

[@katilyndeutmeyer7655]

As an Iowa resident, i love how Noel calls us out every episode 😂

[@Wowzerswhatawolrd]

Noel doing this series near the birth of his son in order to insure more people become more well informed and educated about things changing the world so hopefully there’s a chance in the future

[@hd99817]

Love this Noel, pls keep doing it

[@tankerteez13]

I can't wait for Hot Laps to come back

[@zzz808-]

Havent tuned in in a bit but this is amazing!!! I love this turn in your content

[@paynekaufmann403]

There’s was some gas stations in Idaho that got in trouble for the same thing as the potato companies. All agreed on the same/similar pricing and monopolized gas stations

[@SaraHandlez888]

My sweet Noel. I’m sorry for everything

[@melissamartin2750]

0:25 this is the way I found out he’s a dad now??

[@callingcolleen119]

No seriously, rewind

[@declanlachappelle2634]

😂

[@heavenlessly8162]

same i am completely shocked wtf

[@philiproy6075]

Company Lot is so good man don't change at thing 😂

[@daisyhomeorbell1522]

We have a huge problem in new zealand as price fixing is at an all time high. The big super market chains are just swapping out when they do the specials on foods each week

[@tahliameehan7511]

Literally. Two cooperatives control like 53% of the of the nz grocery market.

[@dazzlerazzle23]

“a moldy cig” made me lose it 😂

[@eliectrc]

Honestly love company lot so much

[@AgBRUV]

I love corporate secrets

[@nniiccollee]

i came here to laugh i did not expect to learn so much but wooooow thank you to Noel for this awareness and the humor to go along with it

[@SydneyAdams-pv4qd]

Love you Noel, keep at it

[@frenchieonthelens3997]

i havent see your channel in my recommended since a long time and that last company lot episode was the first recomendation in a long time glad itr popped up +

[@lovelylauren9116]

I went through TSA with TSA precheck 4 times this month. Sometimes the emporium was a forceful about the camera and other times I “posed” and they told me I didn’t need a photo. It dependeds on the employee.

[@maxbailey9164]

I think the set should transition to a disused multi-storey car park so that it can maintain the dark vibes and pretty colour grading but feel less abyss like and exposed

[@marshallbassford5430]

A draft kings ad on this video is so ironic

[@makeup.by.tatianna]

Love this is just an hour of Noel laughing at himself 😭

[@PlebianGorilla]

6:21 I literally guessed 7 billion, wtf lol I’m falling asleep to this bc it’s late af but my eyes shot open when you said that

[@rosalie.yeehaw9491]

bro said hes gonna eat when he ate this entire episode

[@zachferreira]

The hard cut to johnny Depp impersonations really made me laugh

[@jeanieinabottlex]

Bro the build up to the amount gathered by airlines was so good I literally thought "3 mill-" "WRONG 7 BILLION" the way my jaw dropped wtf

[@nivlAlvin]

Company lot’s set, to me, fits the whole shtick Noel’s aiming for. Funny, tech, a little dark, but informative

[@sage_said]

Canada has raised food prices 300% in the last few years and as soon as it leached in to Americans frozen potato prices they put big potato on trial.

[@dylanbradford8398]

Mouth sounds are GIVING this episode

[@chllin22]

Congratulations on your baby this is the first I’m hearing about this 🩵

[@MrMeff123]

So sad this vid didn’t do better this my favorite podcast

[@selenac9941]

the potato thing is so unsurprising, major canadian companies have a price fixing scandal like once a week it seems

[@Diamondskelly]

51:28 thank god im 21 i got a few months left till im stale

[@lochnessii]

AN HOUR? YOUVE BLESSED US WITH AN HOUR?!??

[@joshuadskiles]

the set on company lot is the best

[@onlinewhy]

All-American Rejects: I'll keep you my dirty corporate secretttttt

[@tatil8992]

please never stop doing these episodes

[@isobel5119]

This is what I get when I stan a web developer

[@rafaelmillakoch9001]

at the moment, this is peak company lot

[@saturndevouringhisson2100]

Extremely cool set

[@BatyBeta]

Putting a Lunchly anywhere near your ass let alone your mouth is just criminal 😂

[@L-over_music]

i love the set great episode

[@dillona1001]

So do I blame zombie cookies for Noel making a video about Vizio the same week I've been googling it nonstop to try fixing my TV...

[@panrio4533]

I actually love company lot

[@HumeAnn]

The number of fees hit me in the balls bruh that's diabolical

[@FeveTen]

Used to work at Best Buy, those Monster cables were CRAZY

[@gabrielabiagetti171]

i am loving this

[@joellavergne2001]

Talking about Google's dark practices while on a site owned by Google

[@Eric_X]

Someone asked to do a thats cringe on cody's apology and i agree, that would be gold

[@Megumi011]

Very good thank you Noel

[@aldra8507]

He so fine, respectfully.

[@avapuchreiter1522]

Wwowwww I like this dark parking lot vibe

[@SourZappa]

H3 is taking their break and I was looking for something to keep me entertained and a familiar voice. I’m so happy there’s a new episode. Don’t ask how I go from H3 to Noel. Just works 😂

[@dylanbradford8398]

family

[@zovia1581]

Yeah, that doesn’t make a lot of sense, welcome tho ig

[@ZacharyTyler0509]

46:49 this was like getting stuck in a time loop on acid

[@smallboy6691]

“Why not the dom community?” I audibly laughed out loud

[@huntercrawford8832]

please come to Atlanta

[@pizzaroll3778]

I love the new hair!

[@blacfrancis8545]

No one gonna ask about what camera that is on his laptop?!? 😂😂

[@sadmermaid]

Probably just going into the CRT on the right

[@PHANTUMDUMPER]

What was the book he was talking about at 16:15

[@baldielou8504]

Zombie cookies...do you know how satisfying it is to have this laid out, play by play, from a guy who actually can make this description of hell entertaining? Scratches my conspiracy itch more than anything. Suckin on my digital cigarette in the subterreaneal parking lot before I head back upstairs

[@lexirosenberry]

loving company lot noel

[@Valquiria1221]

haven't been in the channel after shit hit the fan because i wanted to skip the drama but always knew I would love noel's commentary way more when he wasn't part of a "brand", not that he was dishonest w TMG but now you can see he is Noel talking not the role of Noel being performed. Love to see him talking about stuff we need commentary on. you are killing dude

[@noellehoffman-sf1wf]

Me, 23, watching this from my sarcophagus:

[@iamchelseafromthegram5746]

so are u gonna attempt to fix the awkward silence now that the crews gone or.. ur just gonna.. keep it like that..?

[@lildodeda]

love company lot!!!!!

[@averykellogg3766]

Sig “soyer” is hilarious

[@hinnyhinhin9498]

As if sig “sour” sounds any better lol

[@eotrizzle]

Gothic vageene for zombie cookies is diabolical

[@JJJohnson-kd4sj]

Made a whole video about shady business but forgot your favorite sponsor b3tter h3lp 😂

[@basiclyboomr6199]

51:28 just turned 23 a couple months ago thanks Noel!

[@Starsongzz]

Ngl, I wasn’t super sure what these were about, but I think I’ll start listening on my shifts

[@hvnlii]

36:55 that’s never happened lol

[@paolalovescats]

I didn't expect to get roased this episode dayum 😅

[@keviziu-x2u]

Good episode, smart making the thumbnail look like a normal youtube vid so people will click Lmao

[@HumeAnn]

Do more with Alex and others if you can Noel, I still watch your react and react with chat videos regularly, those videos, along with your stuff with the guys just have a different good vibe to them. I just feel like the dark basement videos are a little too quiet and rough.. maybe add some music and more editing? Just my opinion man

[@Gorlcaptain]

Yeah otherwise it’s just like a podcast but from what I understand Noel is in the middle of a transition in content/who he works with so tbh it’s understandable. I think he’ll get into content in a different way again soon. I love these videos but I do miss the old ones too.

[@zovia1581]

The topics are… rough, not good vibes, ppl shldnt require bright scenery to listen to current events fuggin us all over, just my opinion

[@lhuskey3733]

1:00 you’ve been making progress I love to hear it

[@zovia1581]

Every time I opt out of the tsa picture things the agent is annoyed and defensive and says hey usually say “well why, your pictures everywhere already” um ok so why do u need another….