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[@Peepee4brain]

I feel like if you’re afraid to have kids w him, but also don’t want to talk to him about it, you’re prolonging an inevitable breakup and wasting time

[@abiomer415]

Definitely, and from experience you just want to avoid talking about it because you are afraid to lose them and you definitely know it won't work. Do the right thing and break up even if it hurts . It's better than wasting both of your time

[@meganalfajora3991]

Completely agree. It's a sign of incompatibility that most likely can't be changed

[@poopsie117]

Just rip off the bandaid and have the conversation. If it don’t work out then its break up time if having kids is important to you.

[@Peepee4brain]

@@abiomer415 absolutely!! I purposely get politics/kids/religion/finance questions out of the way in the first three dates so this never happens to me. It has worked magnificently

[@Noise_floorxx]

@@Peepee4brain oh you figured it out. Why havent we all thought of this?? Youre a genius. NOT. People change. You think the same thoughts and opinions someone has today, is going to be the same in 5 years? Life is not that simple

[@Peepee4brain]

Loving that he knew his lil fans were mentally decrepit enough to start this series

[@n.1028]

u poetic mf using all them big words

[@AprilBytheBay]

Have you seen what people send to him on their own free will

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

Sometimes I’m ashamed to be in this fandom tbh. It’s like a safe haven for undiagnosed sociopath edge lords lol

[@mcnoodles3010]

@@ElPresidenteMargz safe haven?!? He regularly mocks all the people who send him this shit bro. This is not a safe place. 😂

[@musicbyxj]

the stuff on stream was worse did i miss it but i don’t

[@alskdkfjghd]

thinking 22 is the age where you run out of time to settle down and have a family is an insane take

[@jabbpapi]

22 should classify as teenage pregnancy

[@alskdkfjghd]

@@jabbpapi i’m 26 and would still think i was having a teen pregnancy

[@viviennelee2215]

Also if you relate to this story and your gut says run yoU RUN 🏃‍♀️ for your life

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

@@viviennelee2215 where tf were your parents? Did they know you were dating a 22 year old when you were 17??

[@marbar1617]

@Mickey Holmes true this! I remember feeling this same way at 22, even if it wasn’t what I necessarily wanted, the pressure is so real

[@flvtk]

"don't get into physical altercations, make them insecure." Has been my go to method of fighting

[@aldowilliams4765]

Top tier advice tbh

[@sharkwang1542]

Only top tier advice if you live online, irl you’re gonna get decked (unless you’re a woman)

[@aceismyname7474]

@@sharkwang1542 Nah bro even women be fist fighting and shit. I currently live in a residential for mental health and bro the girls fight more than the dudes and the girls and dudes be fighting each other too. They get into fights about stupid shit too. Shit is mad crazy fr. Can't wait to get out of here and get my shit together with a license and a job and shit.

[@loi5s]

@@sharkwang1542 literally come to my city and you’ll find out about at least four fights a day at any high school in the province, and two of those are girls pulling each other’s hair out by the handfuls. shit’s wack man

[@zacharywood9416]

@@loi5s wow.. there are some high school fights! That certainly represents the entire city somehow!

[@larsland]

Props for mentioning postpartum though, genuinely. It’s so important people recognize signs.

[@leporiaantic]

Ditto

[@miad6160]

Exactly. People misconstrue depression as being sad- being sad is only a possible symptom. Apathy is the biggest sign. Lack of interest in things and struggling to feel anything.

[@fauna6332]

just saw a video about postpartum psychosis as well, it's very serious and needs to be more talked of

[@Nefariousbig]

True, but tbh I think that person might just be a total cow

[@kazumasatoyes1537]

Just need rest and proper nutrients and she'll be alright 👍🏻

[@briannanorthauthor]

"All women have red flags, you just gotta pick the flags that you like." - Noel Miller, 2022

[@ahok3314]

I mean he’s not wrong though

[@beems9617]

all flags are red flags until you decide they arent

[@bethiguess1695]

this quote aged so poorly omfg

[@brandyc9645]

@@bethiguess1695 no it didn't lol

[@brandyc9645]

@@bethiguess1695 Cody and Noel are not some secret Andrew Tate supporters lol get over yourself

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

As a mom- I was so glad to hear that Noel mentioned to the new mom that she might have Post-partum depression. That was my first thought. The fact that he was aware that it exists, and brought it up? I’m so proud.

[@doinyourmom7236]

I'm 17 and i feel just like that mom, I don't think it was post partum, maybe just personality?

[@bruhmoment1936]

@@doinyourmom7236 you could have regular depression lol

[@skyn3817]

@@doinyourmom7236 That sounds more like disassociation or antisocial personality disorder than a personality trait

[@viviennelee2215]

@@doinyourmom7236 starting off depressed af then having a kid will only deepen the depression

[@viviennelee2215]

@@doinyourmom7236 also maybe go to counseling

[@remivallot3401]

if your afraid that a single conversation with your partner will end a 5 year relationship maybe u should find a new one

[@00xyres]

Right?? Like why do you disagree on having kids and parenting methods..

[@reptarien]

@@00xyres Feels like the sort of thing I'd hash out with my gfs in the first few months, not 5 years later 💀

[@mcnoodles3010]

@@reptarien right how have they not talked about this?

[@reptarien]

@@mcnoodles3010 probably among many other things they haven't talked about 😬

[@undercover_idiot]

Exactly LMAO

[@jkleins2869]

I love how noel is in the middle of the therapy room rather than in the therapist's seat

[@Dalt1n999]

It's cuz it's only $5 so the client doesn't even get to fully enter the room

[@jkleins2869]

@@Dalt1n999 you're so right

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

Just hovering above the coffee table like a racially ambiguous genie 🧞‍♂️

[@jkleins2869]

@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove 💀💀💀 dead

[@yessicaambriz9463]

I was going to say that sounds like post partum depression. I had it hard-core when with my first baby. Genuinely didn't feel a dam thing for 2 years. I was super annoyed when my partner showed emotions, it felt inconvenient. I realised I needed help when I came across a video about post partum. I had no idea it was a thing.

[@soozdoodle5023]

Noel genuinely changing his advice to sound cheaper cuz he think what he said was too real 💀🙏🏽Rip

[@landentodd4467]

Noel, I'm really loving this type of setup for your videos. The green screen mixed with laughter in the back. I feel like it works for the stand-up type of comedy that you love doing.

[@nicoletrif1721]

100% agree these are so entertaining

[@chickenskink1]

18:50 "You should focus on what you want. And rather than forcing a person to be what you want, you should go find the person that wants the same things as you." I actually, unironically needed to hear that because of the situation I'm in with my relationship. Thank you $5 therapist.

[@maskedproductions]

Same. Needed to write it down 😅

[@_boobieslayer69_]

aaww i hope it works out

[@chickenskink1]

@@_boobieslayer69_ Thanks babes! After some honest conversations, it's actually going surprisingly well! :)

[@_boobieslayer69_]

@@chickenskink1 oh thats great, probably such a relief :)

[@chickenskink1]

@@_boobieslayer69_ it is! thank you for being such a supportive stranger haha

[@bandilenzimande5253]

My friend says about her boyfriend all the time. "Just because you cry first doesnt make you right. We'll wait for you to stop."😭🤣

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

😂

[@beansmcbeans8770]

my boyfriend says this all the time. he’s not fucking wrong tho 😭😭😭

[@amandaquintero4446]

Oh sis I'm USING that now

[@karenamyx2205]

Sounds healthy..

[@mercychocolate72]

IF Y’ALL DON’T AGREE ON YOUR STANCE OF HAVING KIDS BREAK UPPPPPP!!! All that’s gonna happen is either y’all fizzle out in a negative way or somebody crumbles to pressure and then regrets it once the kid is there, which ain’t fair to the kid! This the type of shit that has to be deaded EARLY!

[@tusia3899]

I think the problem was they both wanted to have kids (or at least weren't opposed to it in the future) but their stances on some issues were vastly different. I would imagine they don't agree on politics, religion etc and that would be a problem if they were to raise a kid together

[@elenal1906]

@@tusia3899 yes this. Compatibility and similar values are important

[@Ashley-hw5jn]

Man idk about this one. If you’re young and you start in a relationship, people grow and change. If you really love someone sometimes it’s worth waiting it out to see

[@Julia-tk2em]

Put it in your tinder profile that you don’t want kids if that’s the case. Divided stances on that can ruin a relationship.

[@MD-zm6sn]

Don't fight the old lady but get her fired for sure. Gotta show people how to treat you in restaurants because they'll make assumptions if you don't.

[@catcat2607]

Correct answer

[@seanceknowles2911]

Actually you get someone else to break her knees and she will loose her job because she can no longer walk /s

[@ekaterinastaneva9922]

I also love how we talk about the old lady but she is 48...and the patient was a millenial so, like mid 30ties 😀

[@MD-zm6sn]

@@ekaterinastaneva9922 Some people are old by 48. This individual sounds like one of them.

[@MD-zm6sn]

@@zacharywood9416 A statement of fact that comes from personal knowledge. I don't seek out people speaking about things I have no context for and acting like they're dumb. This is a strange activity you've chosen.

[@arikiri_698]

Sometimes Noel can be so out of pocket, but he's just in the pocket enough for me not to hate him.

[@abby999]

this whole video was in pocket lol wym😂

[@kellanlevi5663]

11:52 "He's probably not, you just like him" that was a vibe check I wasn't ready for

[@avapuchreiter1522]

Really halted me in my tracks

[@asapkaila]

I can't deal with the green screen making noel's eyes brown

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

It doesn't

[@Ryan-ij9lz]

@@TheKatarinaGiselle it literally does lmfao

[@blueismylove3128]

@@TheKatarinaGiselle Not dark brown, but like hazel. Kinda fascinating.

[@mofo5971]

This is what I feel like BetterHelp is like

[@madi3462]

it is exactly what betterhelp is like

[@raeechil]

Oh this is better than betterhelp from my experience

[@MD-zm6sn]

Yo if you're 22 homie DO NOT GET MARRIED you've got a ton of time. You're still basically a teenager, they're going to regret it. They don't know who they are yet.

[@doinyourmom7236]

Nah, if you happy you happy and you know it

[@brianpelland8756]

@@doinyourmom7236 clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@sola_a]

@@doinyourmom7236 you THINK you know. Of course you'll want to marry someone you are happy with but it's a fact that we change so much in our 20s. What is the harm in waiting anyways?

[@LordLambertius]

22 aint even close to a teenager oh my god bro stop

[@sola_a]

@@LordLambertius at that age you're barely out of college, you are essential still a teen. Four years is not a lot of time for drastic changes, adulting takes a long time

[@sylviabosky]

Finally a therapist who's giving us the raw truth... And for a bargain 🤣

[@alyssa8525]

I cannot imagine being sad over not having a spouse and kids at 22 but each to their own I suppose

[@alyssa01825]

right 😭 i’m 20 can’t even imagine. love ur name btw lol

[@ebonih7138]

I’d be so down bad if i had a kid en

[@sakurarara4725]

I'm 18 and my friend is already getting engaged....

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

I’m 23 and I can’t imagine how tf my parents had TWO babies at my age. Insane. I’m basically just a teenager pt 2, I can’t care for any child but myself rn lol

[@alyssa8525]

@@JaraelMoonsilver LITERALLY like how do I take care of baby when I still am baby

[@happyvalentino]

He’s such an empath 😍😍😩

[@whatever3145]

Lol no he isn't

[@demetrius8184]

@@whatever3145 yeah that's the joke

[@megan-kt3ho]

if my therapist gave me these responses maybe i'd still be in therapy

[@sairuhbby]

for the last girl - if you're looking for something to be wrong with any guy, it's because you don't want to be with them. just stop. you don't have to date men. as far as the girl you're interested in, think about it from a friend's pov. if a friend asked you for advice about dating someone with the same pros and cons, what would you advise them? do that.

[@cuze.e]

I was watching this with my friend who is living in Chattanooga TN and he legit said that it was him and we freaked when you brought up his fuckin city dawg, im cryin

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Wasnit actually him?

[@juliam5549]

He lying

[@elle7037]

Didn’t he just assign a random place to the person writing in ?

[@placefantasy1821]

I love that Noel said “moves in too fast” about being a red flag when 90% of my lesbian friends did the uhaul lesbian move and are all in super stable happy relationships. It’s honestly baffling that it has worked out consistently for them

[@Yextoo]

oh my god this was hysterical never stop this series

[@mercychocolate72]

Yea that lady is doing the most with the sensitive husband…it’s one thing to recognize you’re not as emotional as him, but it’s another to put him down for it like wtf 😭😭 I hope y’all figure that shit out but tbh depending on how you treat him vs what you’re just thinking…I hope he leaves your ass and just coparents 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@doinyourmom7236]

Nah, if he wants to be a fucking immature baby she should leave HIM, i ain't tryna get tied down for life with some clingy ass

[@omegasage777]

Yeah like I'm kind of confused on why they've even been together this long if she is so unsympathetic towards him. And they have a kid too? It's wild

[@phoenixgirl70]

Noel gives the best advice (from twitch days 100%, here 50/50, lol) still while being wildly inappropriate and I love it!

[@wndr806]

-Get paid 5$ -Tell the patient to make their coworker feel bad and to break up with their significant other -Now coworker and SO need therapy -Refer them to noel -Get paid 5$ -Repeat I don't care what the American Psychological Association says, Noel's a smart businessman

[@quinnnichols6571]

I thought “work crush (boring af idk)” meant she thinks a guy is hot but boring as hell lmao

[@davidkelly6011]

I feel we have entered a new wave of Noel creativity. Between new shows and banger segments I'm here for it all

[@crunchybroll4731]

The 22 year old feeling behind in life, there's no rush. Many people still live at home and many don't have kids till like 30

[@syndixel9857]

Heavily related to that person. I still live at home with my parents as I try to figure out what I want to do with my life.

[@jsbuilds434]

I hit the like instinctively, it shook and didn’t light up. Hit it again and it lit up. They’re buffing Noel 2:1 wow bro.

[@ayla8345]

I swear to god I’ve never seen Noel be serious even for a second. He probably wasn’t even acting serious when he proposed 😭

[@_letstartariot]

I will be sending all adult psychiatric referrals to you now, Dr Miller. You fixed all these issues in less than 2 minutes and for $5. GENIUS!

[@meganroberts8425]

does it not make YOU (the first persons story) sad to see your significant other sad and physically crying???

[@notaneet]

Alex laughing in the background is everything I needed today

[@dsjtravels]

noel is lowkey toxic but i love him

[@soozdoodle5023]

Lol u right 🙈

[@mcnoodles3010]

Lowkey? Mr Turn up on Tragedy? Aint no way 😂

[@undercover_idiot]

😭😭💀

[@omegasage777]

be honest, that's why we love him

[@sera3823]

I don't see how he's toxic?

[@sydneyl4729]

noel looks like a character in detriot become human

[@benlucas1039]

He needs to make this into a series, I died laughing

[@DIYDazzleNails]

honestly the advice he's giving out after making jokes is really good

[@TheRealAshtray]

“hot mom” “w h i t e” i fuckin screamed.

[@1997jackattack]

Noel Miller MD being brutally honest for 21 minutes

[@minjooni]

the fact that Noel remembered "postpartum" but not depression

[@bi_yall]

Been in a managerial role for about 3 yrs (not food service) and the stories my employees tell me of past jobs/managers (mostly in food service) is wild! Meanwhile I’m having anxiety about how my emails sound to them 😅

[@Jasmine-ruth]

The college dude accent got me dying Noel is so fucking funny

[@svetagreen6368]

This is genuinely amazing. The jokes, the advice (it's clear that you did therapy too abd learnt some lessons) and how relatable some stories are

[@NateTheKang]

18:45 was some $35 dollar therapy right there

[@BradlesDLC]

Everyone’s got red flags, just gotta choose what shade of red you like.

[@qwitchyy]

As a Chattanoogan, this wasn’t exactly the way I thought my hometown would be represented. I can’t argue much though - that’s why I left lmao

[@ATFprdepartment]

I was going into this video thinking “oh that’s nice, someone finally got Noel to seek help for his lack of empathy” How wrong I was-

[@muzzimal2967]

On a serious note, to whoever that 22 year old is, relax you're 22 I could not fathom having a kid as a 21 year old, for another 10 years lmao

[@jwilsss]

you’re so unbelievably kind, I was shocked to see a blue shirt 😢

[@chrisco9826]

No 🧢, it’s really fascinating how you know about postpartum depression. Like impressive af more people should know

[@carnelian420]

It's an extremely common and well known illness and not particularly impressive to have heard of it. No hate to you I just think we should stop dickeating men for having basic knowledge about womens health

[@prettypalestine]

@@carnelian420 fr, the amount of comments i’ve seen saying they can’t believe he knew about it and that they’re so proud is lowkey concerning lmaooo

[@NOT_FBNS]

Pick mes

[@dilliedAlly]

noel has been on a tear recently these videos are so good

[@yungmedusa]

Best Noel video in a long time! So funny and refreshing can’t wait for the next installment

[@Dontreply39573]

For the server: It could be the universe saying “it’s time to get out from down under”

[@NateTheKang]

"Newsflash, life is MID" - Noel Miller -

[@luizasouza3198]

The Brazilian request for advice is so real I’m sorry fellow brasileirinhos

[@GoodnessGreycious0]

Alex is the best hype man- just giggling the whole time at Noel’s jokes

[@caletheis746]

Genuinely best Noel content I’ve seen 🙏🙏

[@marissarose__]

i would pay you $6 for therapy. i’m a true fan 😤💪🏼

[@fashionablyunstablee]

Noel sighing before simply saying “America” 💀💀

[@wesleybrouse1595]

I really hope this becomes a series

[@kennedyn.589]

Noel, your skin is absolutely stunning. You’re glowing 🙏

[@wendybird8314]

noel should definitely sell the rorschach test drawing

[@rayezzs]

I was today years old when I realized after watching noel Miller for years, that he was the skinny p3n1s vine guy

[@noahjohnson1182]

My mans eyes on this green screen going from hazel to brown hurts me

[@Mohamed-om2xv]

Bro this killed me and it was also so real and salient life advice damn hahaha

[@jaythehuman2552]

3:18 "oh my birthday!" *BLOWS out memorial candles Lmao

[@geckomog2590]

On the question of fighting the old lady at work, I have a rude coworker who's rude to everyone and always broke the rules and logged me onto register with ny numbers even tho only managers can and so one time, all I said was, "You know I can log myself in," in what I felt a not SO rude tone or anything, and she yelled in my face for a minute about it, then she ignored me for like 2 weeks and then I started being nicer and just a little more talkative than before and now she's nice and finally stopped (after doing it for years before I started and is still rude to customers and gets complaints often)

[@ricksieders]

Imma need my 5 dollars back

[@kactus1889]

"I haven't even started paying my own rent yet." bro WHAT

[@ivorellarackley4401]

"It's not about the number of red flags, it's about the severity" is say this all the time lol But also, "all those red flags arent leading you to a fair, just a circus" hahah

[@hovesssharedspace8490]

what's the refund policy for the $5 therapy?

[@zoniotdd992]

first one sounds like the epitome of "how dare a man have feelings"

[@anab6194]

the Brazil one got me… it’s truly a cry for help

[@sprunch_alox]

The first minute of this video: And I said, "That's not my husband.., that's my wife."

[@silentwitch8950]

Your smile on the thumbnail is like that silent, uncomfortable scream for help

[@jasonlee462]

"So anyway, this video is sponsored by Betterhelp"

[@reallyriley123]

“News flash, life is mid” I felt that

[@laurenlala6717]

As a person who hasn't dated anyone and who has divorced parents... ow hahaha

[@AarenYASS]

BRO I had to find out like THIS that NOEL made that "its ya boi skinny peniz" vid that's lived in my head rent free for years. It's a cycle. -

[@kevfartt]

Thank you for using an Australian $5. Aka $2.30 USD

[@nickmagwood9200]

I need an update from the Outback Steakhouse chick

[@GilhamXD]

This gives: Noel’s villain era energy.

[@dracula400]

"now chat imma need you to form a line, wait for your turn and have your papers in hand"

[@karinav.9334]

YOU. SHOULD. MAKE. A. PODCAST. ON. THIS. I WILL LITERALLY SPEND MY MONEY ON YOU

[@disimmanti5375]

I’m loving the content noel has been putting out lately. It feels fresh and authentic rather than the same stuffy reaction vids or commentary. Happy to see him do this

[@amadeusleep]

This is great, please do more!

[@pandabear7216]

Shoutout to Noel looking tall at 4:48

[@fashionablyunstablee]

our favorite therapist, Noel miller

[@elizabethgrey6040]

Been waiting 6 years to find a therapist who can truly help me with my issues. Noel, I’m comin

[@Wrld455]

“Red flag emoji emoji” you’re right! I broke up w him!

[@wTfAdamP]

how noel gon remember the post-partum not but the depression "post partum whatever the fuck sad shit"

[@petermodz2409]

The dude who’s “friends with benefits” with the one girl is literally just tame impala.

[@nandonugget]

I dunno how to explain but noel with a green screen on looks like a Sims character