This is the greatest company of All Time / moistcr1tikal
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@calebellison87434 жыл бұрын
4:20 the final seconds before my fish died
@thatoneguyfromthatoneplace95154 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking dead
@awesome_pow4 жыл бұрын
The fact that this is 4:20 is perfect
@camelat72284 жыл бұрын
i’m fucking wheezing
@notheatedge57504 жыл бұрын
sorry to hear that your fish has drowned
@booty_hunter42074 жыл бұрын
Haha 420
@fruitwagon92754 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how business emails with other companies go
@harmony4534 жыл бұрын
“Our supreme furbie leader would like to team! A partnership! HUZZAH! Our two kingdoms will rein together! As one! Contenting realms will increase our kiddlekicks! As one!
@Skillengoogy4 жыл бұрын
“Our magical zoomer wizard god at contacted you via our magical email, and we would like to nuzzle and wuzzle with you! Uwu! Our kingdom of furry dog fuckers would like to partner up with you!”
@SyntheticHalo4 жыл бұрын
@@Skillengoogy Our kingdom of furry dog fuc... well that escalated quickly lmao
@katipunan42124 жыл бұрын
UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU I have brain tumor UWU UWU UWU UWU
@user-wj8ru7ej2r4 жыл бұрын
Love the makima icon lmao
@BIZaGoten5 жыл бұрын
I dont mind the loading screen quotes but that support team is going overkill, thats not "gamer" talk thats teletubby talk
@PointnShootMovies5 жыл бұрын
Yeah like keep that in the app when the support team is contacted things should get realish
@Jotunn965 жыл бұрын
Same the loading screen stuff is fine but customer support should come across as professional otherwise it makes it feel like they don't know what they're doing
@CaptainDoomsday5 жыл бұрын
@@brosephstallin4793 Look, I'm autistic and fuck you; I'm pretty sure I could sue for defamation of character over that claim. You'd need three kinds of down syndrome and a year straight of meth addiction to write support emails like that.
@blujay12945 жыл бұрын
yeah like I alright, I get it, your main community is gamers, we're here, haha I remember 2010 too. But in support you should be goddamn professional, not just "teehee ah tiddlywinks, we smelgebopped your login info to a nasty dinkodory :)".
@Hakajin5 жыл бұрын
...I'm pretty sure this "kimpah," "kooloo limpah" shit is a reference to Tingle in the Zelda games, though.
@akratiai75783 жыл бұрын
Its like 60 year old men got jobs at discord and looked up “young people slang” but clicked on a website made by other 60 year old men.
@isuckatmakinghandles3 жыл бұрын
60th like for you
@EliT3473 жыл бұрын
this wins my comment of day award, congrats.
@wut26973 жыл бұрын
And those other 60 year old men treat everyone else in an interview like an idiot because they don't care about others
@user-zk8jp3gz6c3 жыл бұрын
@@isuckatmakinghandles ironic
@Andre-pl7xk3 жыл бұрын
@@user-zk8jp3gz6c how is that ironic
@nqrtzy87654 жыл бұрын
The problem with Discord staff is that they have no idea when to be serious. Like, it’s OK for Discord to post funny ads on KZbin or make funny loading screens, but you can’t just start a professional email with “Our fairies and elves are working our magic”
@johnbacon49974 жыл бұрын
Uh oh we fouwnd Chiwd pown on you server. That's a nopsies
@cryaboutit20494 жыл бұрын
Yeah they're really bad. They post mad cringe shit on the twitter constantly. This dude kept threatening to dox me (bannable offense according to discord) and their report ban takes SO FUCKING LONG. I had to go to like 3 discord servers with adminS THEY WERE SO UNHELPFUL. THEN I DM'd them on twitter and they were still tweeting dumb shit and responding to other questions publicly but completed ignored MY PLEAD FOR HELP. Needless to say I ended up getting doxd like a week later and they did nothing lol
@pendergastj4 жыл бұрын
@@cryaboutit2049 cool story bro
@cryaboutit20494 жыл бұрын
@@pendergastj lol ok rude ass
@cryaboutit20494 жыл бұрын
@@goldster100 yeah because id totally waste my time writing some fake ass story on an example of how discord is unprofessional on a youtube video that is already shitting on discord lmao smooth brain
@Alicapy4 жыл бұрын
"This must've gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can't be discord" *Well*
@baglespelledwrong81594 жыл бұрын
i really like your pfp
@JustUncomon4 жыл бұрын
*Turns out Discord IS the sex offender*
@nootaboot70424 жыл бұрын
i really like your pfp
@Alicapy4 жыл бұрын
@@baglespelledwrong8159 thanks yours is nice too
@Alicapy4 жыл бұрын
@@nootaboot7042 thanks yours is chaotically nice too
@mrdude99194 жыл бұрын
Age required to talk with discord admins: 12-
@cavemanwalter66514 жыл бұрын
@government of canada you would make Jeff besos look poor in a year
@marcorojas-vazquez67924 жыл бұрын
@ in Antarctica we use 12- dumbass
@jackdaniels55694 жыл бұрын
@ It's actually 12
@viveka29944 жыл бұрын
@ no in europe we use 12- bcuz we ain't like the tribe of usa
@Liverpoolempire-jj7jg4 жыл бұрын
@@viveka2994 which European country are u from lmao
@kirisame96573 жыл бұрын
Discord be like: You're pretty poggers, ngl, you're such a hecking poggerino kapperino friendo
@jacobmazon5753 жыл бұрын
The fact that I know someone who actually talks and texts like this...
@Ismael-kc3ry3 жыл бұрын
Block them
@ziairwilliams15403 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Kali-83 жыл бұрын
@@tobiastaylor6393 or acid
@XanVicious3 жыл бұрын
I stopped using "poggers" for that reason alone. Never used it unironically, but now you get the autistic person sideeye if you do.
@goosebandicoot70834 жыл бұрын
“We’ll get back to you quicker than a hoofersnatch after a reindooble” My brain doesn’t know what to do with this
@8ihctgbiug4714 жыл бұрын
Do you want to empty the trash bin? *Yes* No
@sulu_prod4 жыл бұрын
SlowMotionSword 😭😭😂😂😂😂
@sleepy9904 жыл бұрын
8ihctgb Iug yes
@fruitwagon92754 жыл бұрын
Block it out
@bigshrekhorner4 жыл бұрын
I still cannot process the meaning of this sentence
@vaniiler5 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting black mailed by the discord support team
@backupsideways5 жыл бұрын
Oopsy woopsy looks like your account is ours now kimpa! Send us your bulgy wulgy OwO UwU or we will terminate it kimpa :D
@yegorgribenuke68535 жыл бұрын
@@backupsideways , i have watched narpy and i have seen that shit unironically, fucking vietnam flashbacks
@yegorgribenuke68535 жыл бұрын
@@cheesyquokka i dont think so but he is definitely not a mature adult
@feedmehate1525 жыл бұрын
@@yegorgribenuke6853 I despise anyone that uses OwO unironically
@FloreyXE5 жыл бұрын
hello this is springle from our discord secret elve team we just wanted to greet you by sayiing if you don't give us the money to get the cookies and milk we will be really disappointed UWU
@Goryalight5 жыл бұрын
The irony is you have to be 13+ to use Discord.
@aerialhandslap4 жыл бұрын
Monster#2683 thats the rule doe.
@jepubepu95704 жыл бұрын
doesnt matter those pringle jelly smhuckdoodle elves still act like kids
@KESTRAL234 жыл бұрын
For some fucking reason 10 year olds use it for Roblox
@tomlxyz4 жыл бұрын
They just say that for legal reasons, doesn't mean they're not aware of younger people using it
@ssssSTopmotion4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Atzu01103 жыл бұрын
"Discord Is Embarrassing" _several People are typing..._
@rdyxp3 жыл бұрын
I made my name Several People in the servers so i could be a menace to society
@royalblanket3 жыл бұрын
@@rdyxp several people is typing
@waitwhat02053 жыл бұрын
@@rdyxp nice
@brain96593 жыл бұрын
@@rdyxp s e v e r a l p e o p l e i s t y p i n g
@PomadaGaming3 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@ReservoirGooses4 жыл бұрын
4:20 final moments of a titanic passenger
@username_5764 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ninjagaming50603 жыл бұрын
underated
@TheGlasgowGamer3 жыл бұрын
😅
@killuazoldyckhunter3 жыл бұрын
this is gold
@stealthscorpion47353 жыл бұрын
Funny
@lynchmyteam4 жыл бұрын
I just commited 3rd degree Murder. *Kimpa.*
@Dare884 жыл бұрын
I am in the Nuremberg Trials for crimes against humanity. *Kimpa*
@lynchmyteam4 жыл бұрын
@@Dare88 Wait, are you from the Balkans?
@Dare884 жыл бұрын
@@lynchmyteam yes, why ask?
@lynchmyteam4 жыл бұрын
@@Dare88 Well, I am from Croatia, you got a PS4?
@Dare884 жыл бұрын
@@lynchmyteam unfortunately no, i dont have a ps4. I hope you have a good day
@megabuster61564 жыл бұрын
I want to see what a denied job application from them looks like.
@aarrondias99504 жыл бұрын
"Whoopsies. This just in, the Supreme Leader found your flopperwoppers weren't aligned OwO. and you scored two points two low on the furri meter! Maybe next time you'll remember to shine your hingleknob first."
@Ekaroth4 жыл бұрын
@@aarrondias9950 hingle*knot* i see where you're coming from.
@peterk.21084 жыл бұрын
Ywou mwade ah fwucky wucky~
@lowtiergod71664 жыл бұрын
"Our magical elves at the fursuit factory have decided that you're masters degree in technoligy is not good enough as you aren't a magical owo furry fairy elf!"
@saturnlol60254 жыл бұрын
hey kyle! 0w0 we are weally sowwy... but I'm afwaid you cant work at discord °~° maybe if you nuzzle my nob and call me Bob X3 yours sincewely schlong destroyer 12
@Wanabechef3 жыл бұрын
Discord mods: “we do not care that your grandparents died in a car accident recently, please keep it out of #general”
@autosemimatic49323 жыл бұрын
FR LMAOOOOO
@deathnotefanatic47423 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@mrpersoonman3 жыл бұрын
what fucking channel would that go in
@charliep71123 жыл бұрын
I hate memes, but telling people to keep memes out of #general is censorship.
@CursedCaptainGaming3 жыл бұрын
“Put it in #media, pleb.”
@Nitsua__5 жыл бұрын
If I got that rejection email, I'd think I was having a stroke lmao
I’m shitting my pants laughing at that email and your comment about it
@ayoutubeuser65205 жыл бұрын
Austiiin I got that rejection email not too long ago and my first thought was: “Damn, the weed I dipped in acid and cocaine is starting to kick in.”
@ibeamy5 жыл бұрын
Shidelerdan The ogre same dog. I farted
@cordedwaif5 жыл бұрын
Shidelerdan The ogre yup
@Mallory-to1zn4 жыл бұрын
The discord support team is the girl who says “I’m kinda weird sorry” and “lol I’m such a potato xD”
@cumsock1074 жыл бұрын
God the people who say that they're a potato are so annoying
@manuelsilva99934 жыл бұрын
I dunno what happened but in the last decade the internet has made me despise a fucking vegetable so vehemently, god damn it i like potatoes but it just angers me to hear it now
@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco92624 жыл бұрын
I’m so random XD I committed vehicular manslaughter last weekend
@ezcoreg7594 жыл бұрын
@@cumsock107 you are a 🥔
@Trenzalore-gn6xq4 жыл бұрын
No matter where you look on the internet you will find cancer, but every now and again you will find a hidden gem, Charlie is one of them
@laserdonkey64693 жыл бұрын
“Lets see if i got into college!” 4:14
@tyrawr43943 жыл бұрын
In Germany?
@eyemem50803 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the multiverse?
@flamefaz3 жыл бұрын
@Big Chungus in Austria?
@Ferri-San3 жыл бұрын
Sorry looks like you have been declined by our time traveling wizards ÔLÖLÕLØLÓLOOO
@shadowfox34423 жыл бұрын
@Imposter Gaming oh shit
@TULLIS-sl9tj3 жыл бұрын
nobody: doctors after receiving the pee sample: 4:20
@ayumirezu3 жыл бұрын
🏃♀🏃♀
@nudikprudik98873 жыл бұрын
underrated
@jenniepeach67643 жыл бұрын
U did not have to post this comment
@milky96023 жыл бұрын
@@jenniepeach6764 Yet he did
@Uncle_Hargle3 жыл бұрын
@@jenniepeach6764 he is so powerful that he didn’t even type the comment with his hands, he used his minds
@AlphiumProductions4 жыл бұрын
the mature version of discord should be called order
@ipaqmaster4 жыл бұрын
Alphium Productions While for business settings; Slack is pretty much the professional side of this service
@Kevin-go5we4 жыл бұрын
holy shit perfect
@izanagi51364 жыл бұрын
iPaq agreed, it’s pretty much the same, just with a few less options/tools
@Scou1y4 жыл бұрын
eXEcUte orDER 66
@tanman.4 жыл бұрын
discorder
@buzzoliker4 жыл бұрын
I remember when there was an "only girl server", and in order to get verified you had to get interviewed via voice chat The interviewer talked so quietly that I couldn't hear her, so I asked her to repeat ONE question for me and she said "sorry but we can't verify you right now, you're not even trying" and just banned me Like girl it's a discord server, not the Italian Mafia
@koba21603 жыл бұрын
Surprise, not a girl.
@IAm-zo1bo3 жыл бұрын
i want to be a gang star
@razovic5273 жыл бұрын
@@IAm-zo1bo JOJO BANANANANANANANAN GORUDO WIND
@ichigoisthegoat3 жыл бұрын
@Captain Bruh OI JOSUKE, HE ISNT AUTISTIC ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡔⠲⠶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣘⡗⠔⡐⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣨⣿⣠⠐⠞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡠⠔⢺⣿⢛⣿⣿⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣤⡶⠡⣲⢀⡴⢟⡻⡛⠓⠴⡾⣷⣱⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠘⣟⣏⢤⣽⣷⣦⣴⡴⠤⠄⣰⣶⣟⣏⣈⠐⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢹⣿⣤⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⡿⠙⠿⣷⣶⣤⠥⠦⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⣿⣷⣤⢚⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢛⡨⣥⣤⡈⠙⢻⠶⠧⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣾⣿⢿⣯⠹⣻⡝⣰⣷⣶⡿⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡿⢿⣿⣻⣞⣿⠿⠷⢀⡔⢫⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣯⢿⣦⣄⣘⣒⣛⠶⠊⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⢟⣷⣭⣽⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⢿⣿⣿⠯⠺⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢩⣿⣿⣿⣴⣮⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣋⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠺⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣽⠤⡬⠋⠙⢿⣦⣀⡀⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡘⣛⣭⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⡔⠄⢀⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠧⠖⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ AIN'T THAT JUST WACKY
@hughvonramdass89573 жыл бұрын
You mama'd your last-a mia
@MSpid8r5 жыл бұрын
I used to be friends with someone who works pretty high up in Discord and… I’m not saying I can picture her personally writing every single one of these messages and thinking it is the funniest/most clever thing in the world, but I’m heavily implying it
@Grchman5 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry you were friends with them
@zealot2465 жыл бұрын
You know what you have to do
@Masterdesstruct5 жыл бұрын
This is sad
@9bang885 жыл бұрын
Diego Herrera. Sad!
@deadlydimitarr5 жыл бұрын
imagine working high up in discord
@willmk40423 жыл бұрын
"Discord Children" would be a horrible idea Charlie 😅
@SuperIntenseGamer3 жыл бұрын
Now I think of it. It's definitely is a bad idea.
@waitwhat02053 жыл бұрын
Yup
@rehan42233 жыл бұрын
That is a very very bad idea.. uk about the child predators omg i cant even imagine how gross it would be
@rehan42233 жыл бұрын
@Resetas but if you use it properly then it's a great app, like don't go around being a desperate bitch and you'll have a good day on discord
@charliep71123 жыл бұрын
I don't like targeting people because they are fat, but Discord mods deserve it.
@undeadruler45444 жыл бұрын
The thing is, you have to be at least 13 to have a discord according to their terms of service and even at 13 I would hate those emails.
@nitabagels69693 жыл бұрын
Most social media sites and messaging apps are 13+ so it's nothing concerning Well I mean it is but not compared to other social media
@porkywharf.3883 жыл бұрын
I’m 14 and it’s pretty childish.
@ShitpostShuster3 жыл бұрын
13 year old here, that Email is unreadable
@porkywharf.3883 жыл бұрын
@@0dungeon_frog0 Atleast you understand that larping is cringe.
@matty_daddy3 жыл бұрын
@@0dungeon_frog0 ok dork, give me your lunch money
@Craiguuu5 жыл бұрын
This is embarrassing. Imagine if doctors talked like that. Patient: “so what’s the diagnosis?” Doctor: “our fairies and elves at dwardonwon want to give you your result in a scrumptious fortune cookie. The cookie is made by our gnomes in kebblerville with their sugary poo. Here you go, human!” Cookie: “terminal brain cancer”
@Samuel-yg1pn5 жыл бұрын
I got terminal brain cancer from reading this
@wardedthorn65235 жыл бұрын
To be fair, discord is NOT a radiologist. It's not ideal, but it is far from breaking the news of terminal illness to a person in a saccharine manner.
@Luka__15 жыл бұрын
STEALER!
@Chrisy75 жыл бұрын
yeah cause free online chat service is equivalent to a physician
@Lunar_Capital5 жыл бұрын
Chrisy You may or may not be taking this too seriously.
@freshhomemadememes82234 жыл бұрын
The way discord speaks is like the sims talking
@thoriumsucks71424 жыл бұрын
Ugh, Shaloob.
@igiveup55853 жыл бұрын
4:20
@igiveup55853 жыл бұрын
@Ariana Grande FucK I was late but Ill leave it
@K4inan3 жыл бұрын
Now i want to play sims
@imjotalmao3 жыл бұрын
@@thoriumsucks7142 Dammit. You beat me to it!
@wyrmster48863 жыл бұрын
They should add a cringe on/off option in the settings
@sundigest11213 жыл бұрын
cringe off would just uninstall Discord
@useronetwothree7582 жыл бұрын
@@sundigest1121 youre not funny-
@Nehauon2 жыл бұрын
@@useronetwothree758 i bet they will never see that
I wonder how they send a message to someone who’s employment at discord got terminated
@sealbeegle97855 жыл бұрын
''woopsie doopsie lil elf! you'r magic cockie sasey: the sprinkidoodle mage of hoodie loves you but we have better people to hebp11!! uwu..
@cardlads5 жыл бұрын
WOOPSIE DOOPERS YOURE FUCKIN FIRED
@felixrivera8955 жыл бұрын
The cookie says "we won't be seeing you"
@cheekychan84945 жыл бұрын
Roses are red violets are blue you are fired U....W...U
@america87065 жыл бұрын
Darth SnewSnew You are hereby terminated. Please come in on monday to retrieve your stuff. You will not receive the Christmas bonus next week. Enjoy your weekend. Sincerely yours, Michael Craig.
@Nathan-gn6bn5 жыл бұрын
Kimper is our word. But you can say kimpa
@emopeterparker74 жыл бұрын
please be satirical/sarcastic
@babaganoush92374 жыл бұрын
My kimpa, my kimpa!
@thedeliveryboy11234 жыл бұрын
Thank you Obama
@CONGTHEGUERILLA4 жыл бұрын
@@emopeterparker7 I think he was being satirical/sarcastic! Wow!
@freestylejr0824 жыл бұрын
Thanks bama
@snark46115 жыл бұрын
Discord is the embodiment of the "UWU WE MADE A FUCKY-WUCKY, A WITTLE FUCKO BOINGO." Meme.
@trollverse1715 жыл бұрын
The fuck did you just articulate
@ascendedlolijesuschrist98855 жыл бұрын
UwU
@BigT.Larrity5 жыл бұрын
~uwu~
@BigT.Larrity5 жыл бұрын
(。々°)
@anonecki5 жыл бұрын
my dick doesn't work anymore
@Reaper-gg3fg3 жыл бұрын
Next step is Discord going "OwO w-what's this?! Y-you've been... promoted?! UwU this deserves a couwple of huggie wuggies~"
@koshavinka29953 жыл бұрын
At least there are small communities that talk like that The fucking Springle snap crackles and pop talk appeals to noone
@AMM_AMM_AMM3 жыл бұрын
...Ew...I'd take a kimpa any day in order 2 not see this cursed uwu language...
@thebiggestguy2 жыл бұрын
*pwomoted
@TheUnknown-kw3fl2 жыл бұрын
I want to be hugged yes, just not by that thing.
@katatonikbliss2 жыл бұрын
"i'm calling the police"
@RoachDoggJr21124 жыл бұрын
"This must have gone to a sex offender somewhere!" I mean, that's not wrong.
@Tischmann4 жыл бұрын
In fact, there are videos about that.
@Havenjeus4 жыл бұрын
@I am a mag main Ew Skype? nobodys there. Discords gonna have to do much worse to make ppl migrate to skype.
@Havenjeus4 жыл бұрын
@I am a mag main bruh thats fked up, even discord servers has rules, stop going shyt cords that have no mods. Buut you do you and stay in empty skype if it means avoiding ded bodies or w/e. pce
@NomTheDom4 жыл бұрын
@@Havenjeus Can you at least TRY to speak English you fucking lobotomite
@cryojudgement23764 жыл бұрын
@@NomTheDom he braindead
@kyxte55783 жыл бұрын
"Oh cool! I just found a rare legendary pokemon! It looks so cool!" *Its battle cry:* 4:20
@siekaykay3 жыл бұрын
God, this one got me good. I wanna make an entire fangame based around a Pokémon called the Moisterous and that's it's cry.
@mettapeachhead20763 жыл бұрын
@Just a nether with some cool shaders so it's not rero?
@Uncle_Hargle3 жыл бұрын
“4:20” This makes this comment 32 times better.
@ColinCartoons3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@infernoloco643 жыл бұрын
i hope this becomes a meme
@crypticutopia72284 жыл бұрын
Wow, old mate springle sounds like he's on every drug in the world.
@gabrielellis75673 жыл бұрын
LOL way to freaking go dude
@crypticutopia72283 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielellis7567 haha
@RealHumanVT3 жыл бұрын
And some from other worlds
@GraesonBat3 жыл бұрын
It’s how he gets around so much
@BasileosHerodou3 жыл бұрын
Unsub from shoeonhead
@Nosiite3 жыл бұрын
your ritual elves wont stop me from the clutches of suicide discord
@goku-sangreen45103 жыл бұрын
Don't you just got 69 likes
@ss93923 жыл бұрын
You ok bud?
@claudioperez43522 жыл бұрын
Everything fine? Wanna talk?
@magicalplace37882 жыл бұрын
4:20
@joao_oliveira52822 жыл бұрын
U still alive?
@blitzcreak27285 жыл бұрын
im surprised they dont put uwu owo shit in those emails
@donkeytown24495 жыл бұрын
UwU
@chrisryder61635 жыл бұрын
Blitz Creak Do not give them ideas
@kendallroyfan5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisryder6163 True LULW
@court_of_thecrimson_kingfi49845 жыл бұрын
They will.
@nicholasmunoz995 жыл бұрын
owo
@desshiwaza40655 жыл бұрын
Boyfriend: “Wanna get it on?” Girlfriend: “Yeah, kimpa! Pwease go down on me with your elven magic! Stribbeleydoo inside my fookallydoo, o great one!”
@scumbagbenis30155 жыл бұрын
i would beat my girlfriend if she did that
@spunsklob95595 жыл бұрын
Like him or not this man spittin faxxx
@shabbyshiba28614 жыл бұрын
OwO
@TheAnalatheist4 жыл бұрын
This makes me hoaaaaarney
@adamlewis16134 жыл бұрын
*loads LMG with religious intent*
@sandbrick3 жыл бұрын
Netflix: Hey are you still there? Some one's daughter: 4:20
@l2g823 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this coment😂
@no-qw4lz3 жыл бұрын
i'm dying
@choyou39323 жыл бұрын
Someone's pufferfish:
@Q-TebGamesNL3 жыл бұрын
Oh no help her she obv drowning
@Q-TebGamesNL3 жыл бұрын
@Mustiboi Salman it's a metaphor
@kyancope13683 жыл бұрын
Discord: no one under 13 Also discord: talks like willy Wonka
@BobombTheatre5 жыл бұрын
i just realised that Springle is a parody on Tingle from the Zelda series. a 30 year old man that insists that hes a 'fairy boy'. "kooloo limpah" is a quote directly ripped from him.
@Vulprex5 жыл бұрын
Looks like tingle has gone Limpa, since he cant get it to springle, he works at discord now
@3Faidonas35 жыл бұрын
How does that make it any better lol, kimpa
@xiaomia14255 жыл бұрын
@@Vulprex you're a fucking genius haven't laughed at a KZbin comment reply in a long ass time
@legatomodi35225 жыл бұрын
i thought tingle was being ridiculous when he told me not to steal his words.
@jollygrapefruit7865 жыл бұрын
Gross
@kondratov82695 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Discord: let me crawl into your hoofersnatch and take a reindooble anon uwu
@azure99055 жыл бұрын
@@Retzerr41 I think you're missing the "I got brain" at the start of your username. And technically that pfp was from a game before it got turned into a subpar anime.
@Retzerr415 жыл бұрын
@@azure9905 gastric juiceses
@bbspooks5 жыл бұрын
@@azure9905 sick burn bby
@azure99055 жыл бұрын
@@Retzerr41 Gaston juices
@LiamH20045 жыл бұрын
owo rawr xd *nuzzles u*
@OnlyMrValentine4 жыл бұрын
"Discord, chat for gamers!" *run by furries*
@silentinitiate4 жыл бұрын
"Discord Chat For Furries" *Also Run By Furries*!
@Liam-yl7pq4 жыл бұрын
What does that have to do with it
@OnlyMrValentine4 жыл бұрын
@@Liam-yl7pq everything, my son
@Liam-yl7pq4 жыл бұрын
@@OnlyMrValentine yeah, no
@dluuxx4 жыл бұрын
And kiddy fiddlers
@a_mighty_cookieh37383 жыл бұрын
Springle retired. I think you roasted him so hard that he quit.
@Morthu3 жыл бұрын
Shaking and crying rn
@smugswagssussyalt55563 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they compared the approval thing that we have to take a long time to do, to a FANFITCION!!!!!
@smugswagssussyalt55563 жыл бұрын
Mostly the fortune cookie thing
@frost.07072 жыл бұрын
How do u know
@devilrocket4502 жыл бұрын
@@frost.0707 that was 11 months ago, i dont think hes gonna answer you
@jayman30243 жыл бұрын
the longer his hair is, the less happy he looks in his thumbnails
@quak133 жыл бұрын
pj
@aurasushii36763 жыл бұрын
Nah, I'd say he looks more *Mature* the longer his hair gets.
@poweroffriendship2.03 жыл бұрын
His long hair is basically just a character development for him.
@indigoalexgaming45002 жыл бұрын
*laughs in future*
@magicalplace37882 жыл бұрын
Him with long hair: 4:20
@joelmacool5 жыл бұрын
Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah! why is tingle working for discord
@jevilcore5 жыл бұрын
His dad told him to get a job, so he did
@DualEdgest5 жыл бұрын
Because someone STOLE HIS MAGIC WORDS
@Peinbringer5 жыл бұрын
@@DualEdgest Incoming Nintendo lawsuit on behalf of Tingle.
@alexandros54125 жыл бұрын
@Joelmacool he was tired of people mistreating him for being a fairy, so he went to discord, where the entire program is run by fairies
@fakesmile1725 жыл бұрын
BECOME READABLE!
@nelsonraley5 жыл бұрын
“The first think you think is ‘I must have messaged the wrong company, this must’ve gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can’t be Discord.’” *Who’s gonna tell him*
@user-is2zv4sc6y5 жыл бұрын
@asdfg hjkl there's a pretty big scandal about a number of official discord staff being child predators, to such an extent that there's even an FBI investigation into it.
@nelsonraley5 жыл бұрын
asdfg hjkl They took a strict stance on loli stuff but staunchly defended cub stuff, which is furry cp.
@user-is2zv4sc6y5 жыл бұрын
@asdfg hjkl as javier said there's the furry cub/youth stuff that wasn't banned because it's furry so it's supposedly different. I happen to *cough* enjoy furry art myself from time to time but any depiction of young child-like characters is definitely something I'd rather not see. Considering I have it blacklisted I don't see it so I'm morbidly curious how much there really is. I disagree that it's any different from anime or hentai young characters depicted in such a way. It needs to stop. I was on a furry server for a little while where the cub stuff was banned along with any depiction of a human with a furry or otherwise bestiality-depicting images. They found and banned a pedo who had been a prominent member of the server. Someone I had considered a friend for the short time I'd been there so far (about a month). They're disturbingly difficult to recognize sometimes. He seemed like such a good guy to a few of us until we found out he was grooming an underage member of the server. I never even knew he was married until talking about him with others after we found this stuff out. He hid a fair bit from me as it turns out. Really shook my preference of trusting others until they show reason not to.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6395 жыл бұрын
@asdfg hjkl They're cub porn enthusiasts They're the kind of shitty people who see every single form of child pornogrophy as bad except for cub porn, cuz "MUH THEY'RE FICTIONAL ANTHROPORMORPHIC CHILDREN SO IT'S OKAY!" But with that kinda fucked up logic, loli porn should be okay in their books too since it's "fictional anime characters." Discord's staff is just straight up hypocritical cancer.
@kimjunguny5 жыл бұрын
*Cough* Cub furry porn controversy *Cough*
@notdoggymoney3 жыл бұрын
A fucking 2 years passed. Yet they decided to become even more childish.
@MegaWolf57413 жыл бұрын
Because discord is a horrible service and should never be used because of the huge security risks
@creeeamy71335 жыл бұрын
Springle crunched his reindooble into my sisters hoofersnatch, along with all their support elves. It was disgusting, from now on, I am going to be Elf Slayer.
@DevilMayCarry5 жыл бұрын
@Dave David Someone didn't have a childhood if they think a Pokemon image makes you a weeb
@Mintbeef5 жыл бұрын
He was probably referencing the relation between 'Elf Slayer' and the hip new anime 'Goblin Slayer'
@creeeamy71335 жыл бұрын
Am I still a weeb if I have one last shred of human decency and take showers?
@wcskeleton13885 жыл бұрын
Creeeamy you arent a weeb if you just watch anime. If you think about japan in the shower and get an erection, you are a weeb
@mcmikemo5 жыл бұрын
@@wcskeleton1388 but weebs don't take showers
@bubblebass84985 жыл бұрын
According to Quackity, a ton of discord admins are actually furries. Nothing against furries, but honestly, this type of behaviour isn't that surprising.
@harleyspeedthrust40135 жыл бұрын
real shit tho, everything against furries. they are cancers.
@Prodawg5 жыл бұрын
@@harleyspeedthrust4013 if you're going to insult a demographic, use actual words.
@harleyspeedthrust40135 жыл бұрын
@@Prodawg damn my boy here don't know english
@harleyspeedthrust40135 жыл бұрын
@@Prodawg and how about "fuc pedos" do I need actual words to say that you fucking genius furry
@Prodawg5 жыл бұрын
@@harleyspeedthrust4013 i know i am UwU
@jdufau25615 жыл бұрын
Notifier: So...I'm sorry to say Mother: oh no.. Notifier: Your son has taken a springdoodle into Whippersnats of the jingle jalls, so sincerely werely from our elves, he's dead.
@pekhmrq5 жыл бұрын
Uwu binglesnort kimpa snickerwhacker gik tok owo uwu fursona elf magic fortune cookie choplopper binglebrush donkle
@defaultplay3r3635 жыл бұрын
Your son had springed fairy dust from a cannon and us now laying dreaming of meeting God up in fairy heaven
@tenthant5 жыл бұрын
Anothew twanswation: youw son was in sowme deep shit with the mafia. He then wead thewm tuwu ouw doowstep awnd towd thewm thawt we had the money he owed thewm. Aftew going bwoke, we decided tuwu shattew hiws kneecaps awnd then wip hiws testicwes off. Unfowtunatewy fow uwu, he died.
@eatyourvegetables59305 жыл бұрын
your son has inshootled a whiffle of the magical herodoodle. unfortunately he overdoofled
@NuxTaku3 жыл бұрын
biggest flexes in anime 4:20
@d-moon49823 жыл бұрын
you may type your comments and like them quickly but so can i
@itzyourmom26463 жыл бұрын
Hoolololoolllooo
@wimpersnapery47333 жыл бұрын
what he dose to boys nutz
@ejraymond76393 жыл бұрын
You wassup
@d-moon49823 жыл бұрын
damn everyone commenting at the same time
@firiy4 жыл бұрын
me: what's the wifi password "it's on the back of the router" *the back of the router* 4:20
@AJs3ody4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@firiy4 жыл бұрын
lmao i thought the same when i seen the timestamp
@Sans-oc1ie4 жыл бұрын
I think I have level 10 autism for laughimg at this
@ecco1k4 жыл бұрын
Copy and pasted comment
@Sans-oc1ie4 жыл бұрын
@@ecco1k yeah
@SignorTizio5 жыл бұрын
Whatever it is the noise you make at 4:20, I really like it
@zhorazavodskoy66225 жыл бұрын
What a coincidence that it's 4:20 lol
@SignorTizio5 жыл бұрын
@@zhorazavodskoy6622 I know, right?
@sealegs16405 жыл бұрын
nice
@MrSlanderer5 жыл бұрын
weaponized autism Fuck your dumb pothead culture. I smoke, but seriously, fuck potheads.
@mikebazinga9825 жыл бұрын
@@MrSlanderer now aint this be a bruh moment
@Webberjo5 жыл бұрын
They must've cleaned up their act 'cause when I messaged them last month with a bug report I was replied to professionally, with no mention of elves whatsoever.
@GeraltofRivia225 жыл бұрын
The one normal guy working there
@user1134b6s5 жыл бұрын
@@GeraltofRivia22 He was fired when a girl noticed his lack of smiling and reported him to HR.
@Ehh.....5 жыл бұрын
I think theyre tryna clean up their shit cause of accusations of being some weird furry cp group.
@kasaittv38095 жыл бұрын
Yeah me either if anything it was very professional
@YcleptCrazy5 жыл бұрын
@@Ehh..... Not much of an accusation when it was pretty much in plain sight. Their staff is gross unless they decided to make changes finally. "Here's a bunch of listed words you can't say!" meanwhile, there's tons of dating servers with underage kids being preyed on by grown ass adults. Creepy ass loli servers and pedo servers, with both mixed together with a Furry spin! Great times.
@mangkubi3 жыл бұрын
"Omg guys I think im so quirky I play discord UwU im such a potata UwU im so cute UwU im such a gamer girl XD UwU OwO"
*Discord is a platform where everyone spams @everyone if they have the chance*
@Keanu2525 жыл бұрын
Reminder that discord is run by a bunch of furries, the cringy type Remember that and suddenly all this makes a lot more sense
@Superbl0bby5 жыл бұрын
Zeul aw shinkledinks
@lordferbus29705 жыл бұрын
That is something we don't want
@crysanthiumvega5 жыл бұрын
I've been fucking banned for @ing an admin while we were in the middle of a conversation.
@JustAGiraffe5 жыл бұрын
I made a bot for my server that renames anyone who uses @everyone to 'degenerate'
@LuxiBelle5 жыл бұрын
Edgy jokes on discord: ban Cub porn on discord: ayy okay
@davidbergmann89485 жыл бұрын
Does white supremacy qualifie as an edgy joke?
@eatpoopy5 жыл бұрын
@@davidbergmann8948 lol wut
@Zero_Shift5 жыл бұрын
Cub porn was banned like a few months ago after people pointed out that they can't ban loli shit and then allow cub shit
@lilmoist5165 жыл бұрын
Sans, Only because the furries buckled to pressure.
@derke1235 жыл бұрын
@@Zero_Shift No it was banned after a shit ton of outrage, it wasnt banned because they realised it was wrong... They still tried to keep it on the platform and defended that decision. And the way you worded it, it sounds like you were defending them.
@kimbaldun3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Doesn't use an account for a day* Discord: You changed location?!
@gustavohernandez5673 жыл бұрын
Fr
@SereneLeskovsky4 жыл бұрын
Honestly they just need to dial back on the cringe a bit. Seeing a self-aware company is always nice, but it's.. counter-intuitive when the "self awareness" becomes un-selfaware.
@speedos4 жыл бұрын
I think they're not self-aware at all and are actually so utterly unaware and autistic beyond recognition that our brains cannot process it and think they must be trying to be clever or make a self-aware joke
@SereneLeskovsky4 жыл бұрын
@@speedos See, what I'm explaining is a symptom of "self-awareness" where the idea of it becomes completely null as a person actually has no idea what they're talking about, but simply uses what others say about them to morph their own personality. It is most common in individuals, of course, but it has leaked into the attitude of Discord's staff members as well.
@el-xy1tq4 жыл бұрын
@@speedos They're trying so hard to seem "self-aware" of and use "gamer-language" that they're really not self aware of their own cringe that's coming from trying to be "hip"
@speedos4 жыл бұрын
@@el-xy1tq well said
@cjallin11195 жыл бұрын
Charlie must've been really upset about being rejected as the next Discord CEO
@numberjuan58375 жыл бұрын
Thats fucking funny lol, the video has a completely different meaning now
@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqw5 жыл бұрын
Aw shingledink
@Oborowatabinostk5 жыл бұрын
$100 says Springle has nipple piercings and wears an adult diaper despite having fully functional bowels.
@scitechian5 жыл бұрын
...Oddly specific...
@guccitrashcan30195 жыл бұрын
He also wears socks with sandals bet
@krzysztof73745 жыл бұрын
@TheHobbitMonster Us demons will take over one day, watch us
@issacfryer35255 жыл бұрын
He goes shoe sock shoe sock
@Mudkippropagandamelody3 жыл бұрын
Just realized after "Kooloo limpah, springle" this is literally tingle
@SilverVolo3 жыл бұрын
What's tingle
@arjuns.37523 жыл бұрын
@@SilverVolo pringle
@smugswagssussyalt55563 жыл бұрын
Who’s tingle, I’m not tingle, I am springle! Don’t compare me, springle, to some tingle faker!
@chongyunmain2 жыл бұрын
i think it's a game character
@untitleddocument52312 жыл бұрын
@@SilverVolo a middle aged man from the zelda series that wants to be a fairy
@yeetinusbigfeetinus45443 жыл бұрын
When google recommended you a password: 4:20
@ThyAnonymousAccount3 жыл бұрын
First comment at 518 likes
@cryingissofun74323 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@astra82033 жыл бұрын
BEST COMMENT HOLY FUCK
@miguelisaurusbruh11583 жыл бұрын
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@syndrodome3 жыл бұрын
why did i laugh wtf
@andrewmoore33774 жыл бұрын
4:20 The demons under my bed at 3 am
@Takkion4 жыл бұрын
Really... You couldn't have had used 4:20 instead?
@andrewmoore33774 жыл бұрын
@@Takkion ;)
@cedrick254 жыл бұрын
@Zunlite reincarnation of the chosen one, prepare for the end
@cinnamonbulla3 жыл бұрын
Best one so far
@k.verhoeven25853 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Stal-C4183 жыл бұрын
4:20 my bruh sounding like banjo
@thegreenwolf88383 жыл бұрын
U sound good
@Chaguarr3 жыл бұрын
“It’s such a good service, but God I can’t stand the company behind it.” The world summarized in one sentence
@smashbros379ful5 жыл бұрын
How these emails should be formatted Single quirky line Paragraph with proper prose and syntax explaining in detail important information Rinse, repeat.
@katatonikbliss5 жыл бұрын
Preferably without the quirky line.
@bojackhorseman41765 жыл бұрын
I don't mind the quirky line, honestly. As Charlie said himself, it's cringy but kinda endearing to see these little messages here and there. When it's the entire message like that, however, we have a problem.
@joannamother24325 жыл бұрын
That's what fangamer does. Then again, that's merch and not a chat site.
@joannamother24325 жыл бұрын
@@irisheartt what do you work at? Sounds cool.
@itsoracle4 жыл бұрын
@@katatonikbliss yeah
@mannperson5 жыл бұрын
English is my second language. So when they mix awful jokes and dead memes into their messages I have no idea of what the message is about. I run a large server and when I had a problem with a glitch they gave me an update saying something about "spoopy skeletons". Apparently that was them telling me my issue was fixed. Fuck discord.
@DragoNate5 жыл бұрын
You'd fit with one of my friends pretty well. His English is very good now, able to translate in his head super quickly (doesn't know EVERY English word though) but I make accidental spelling errors, it confuses him usually and he gets fed up and stops talking to me for a bit :D
@derfeeiiind77105 жыл бұрын
*Spoopy Skeletons*
@the_17th_dragon325 жыл бұрын
MannPerson same confusions here
@Person012342 жыл бұрын
"without further adieu" This is the intellectual level we're dealing with here. This shows it's not ironic. Funny enough this memespeak shit and general lunacy is the actual reason why I was slow on the uptake with discord. My friends started moving to discord when it first started when we were still using Skype and Teamspeak mainly, and the first time I tried it and it was like "wumpus is pogging your wogger to over 9000" I was like this is not for me. Took me like a whole ass year to finally come over as Skype was killing itself.
@iNewgz5 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that If you say Springle three times in the mirror, Springle will appear and shove his hoofersnatcher up your reindooble faster than you can say shinkledinks. Kimpa!
@ThePersonNetwork5 жыл бұрын
This is it chief
@eyydri5 жыл бұрын
thanks for the good laugh mate cheers
@hoardofjules3 жыл бұрын
Discord, please help, I think my account has been hacked! Don't worry cutie, our Ugandan child soldiers are abroad, fighting for you like a peenieweenie against a poopiewoopie!
@aster98093 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@EliT3473 жыл бұрын
you win my comment of the day, sir.
@ahmadasfour67153 жыл бұрын
I was visiting my grandma as I sat on a chair, and my grandma looked over my shoulder only to read this and died from cringe.
@criminal24213 жыл бұрын
like bro they tryna be funny discord you’re not funny
@BubbleArcadia3 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus christ.
@one_man_community4 жыл бұрын
My account got deleted because I was in a server that participated in raids on other servers, which is against ToS. But I didn't even know about this during the time it happened. So I emailed discord ten or something times telling them i'm innocent, need my account back. Each time I would get gmailed an unspecific, unrelated set of instructions for some random crap like "remembering your password" *NO HELP*
@LibShitted4 жыл бұрын
Make a new acc then just pNep them
@mbowser564 жыл бұрын
same happened to me, they just said "you should know what you did"
@nefarious69864 жыл бұрын
My fiancé got his account deleted bc people kept spamming anime pictures that discord deemed "inappropriate" (you can guess) on a server he owned
@canavero42884 жыл бұрын
same. my account ive had since may 2015 got deleted for random bs like that. meanwhile people that have literally doxed my IP and hometown, raided servers, etc still have their accounts. i hate discord.
@user-vv1do1wg1j4 жыл бұрын
I raid constantly and I'm not banned lmao
@mostlyforyt3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea discord was like this.. and I wondered why they didn't choose discord over zoom for meetings
@John-wb2kk2 жыл бұрын
All I knew about discord is that it can get kind of toxic at times and a lot of gamers use it. That's about it. I thought "oh, so it's basically like every other chat server?" Dead wrong. I'm having a deep, visceral cringe from how they talk.
@John-wb2kk2 жыл бұрын
Charlie warned us that it was cringe, but I wasn't expecting it to be that bad.
@mostlyforyt2 жыл бұрын
@@John-wb2kk I use it and a lot of other people use it for their own reasons that aren't weird, like i use it to play games with friends, but the company themselves talking like this is weird as fuck
@John-wb2kk2 жыл бұрын
@@mostlyforyt yeah my brother uses it a lot for gaming too and I see all sorts of other gamer KZbinrs using it and people talking about it, but never once have any of them mentioned just how creepy sounding the company is. Like how do you accept yourself as a grown adult and talk like that? No amount of UwU from dudes with anime women as a profile picture who own and probably violate their anime pillows will top a single sentence from the discord company. I love the anime community btw and used to play an anime game all the time even though I've never watched a single anime.
@polish_filipino5 жыл бұрын
"Discord is embarrassing" What do you mean? _I use Discord for it's intended purpose, the nsfw channel._
@Zero_Shift5 жыл бұрын
I mean the fucking banned so much shit for nsfw
@stickymallet5 жыл бұрын
nah they just banned lolicon and shotacon yknow the borderline pedophilia
@xenon72325 жыл бұрын
Tbh I only go on there for the NSFW and the stupid general chats
@stickymallet5 жыл бұрын
@@TeriiTeri honestly its disgusting yeah ur right
@MsLucho19985 жыл бұрын
Tobio Tenma yet they leave furry pedos.
@koltonheath25175 жыл бұрын
I think it’s fine for a company to allow their employees to have fun, and the loading screen messages on discord are fine. All of the “cutesy” phrases they use in their emails should definitely not be the way they do things though. Emails should be professional and easily understandable, without all the extra shit they put in them.
@TheStunnerFTW5 жыл бұрын
Nah that shit is whack
@yyaaas66915 жыл бұрын
Ye just the email thing is anoying and that changed years ago
@Altair5845 жыл бұрын
@@TheStunnerFTW I agree, but holy fuck I expected it to just be the loading screens and not e-mails. That's just terrible. If Discord made a more professional service, with some branding, I've no doubt they'd have a good chance of pushing Skype away.
@Milo-ed4fn5 жыл бұрын
exactly. I just think they're trying not to be corporate assholes and industrial looking like skype. let the app have fun. no harm is being done. come on charlie.
@Altair5845 жыл бұрын
@@Milo-ed4fn Nah, it really is bad though. This isn't a little bit of fun, it's legitimately annoying when you're dealing with issues.
@MultiNaruto9005 жыл бұрын
"Our ritual elves" Y'all trying to contact the Dark Brotherhood to solve "problems"? Edit: Holy fuck the number of likes 👀
@lebron735 жыл бұрын
I do not know you and I do not care to know you
@generictoasterstroodle10805 жыл бұрын
Pepega responding isn’t a good way to show your opinion
@notenoughgarlic5 жыл бұрын
GENERIC Toaster Stroodle Joke missed
@lowkey_Ioki5 жыл бұрын
Imma be real I'm just assassinating people for that awesome horse.
@zxd-ly7ch5 жыл бұрын
lowkey loki just summon arvack
@tomatotwin_3 жыл бұрын
4:20 made me laugh so hard, I literally couldn’t breathe
@malficuimkj66692 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think the hunger games could make such noises
@bestgun99943 жыл бұрын
"They hate him for he speaks the truth."
@luckylovescats3 жыл бұрын
hey i finally found you aim bot son of a bitch killed my dog
@bestgun99943 жыл бұрын
@@luckylovescats sorry for your loss, but it was probably a different skeleton.
@dakotatypo28053 жыл бұрын
This vaguely sounds to me like a quote about Jesus
@HydraDominus5 жыл бұрын
It’s a company run by furries. What did you expect
@Kirealta5 жыл бұрын
@@Hadley.Sinclaire Well, okay.
@Hadley.Sinclaire5 жыл бұрын
@@Kirealta Don't act like that's not 100% relevant!
@Kirealta5 жыл бұрын
@@Hadley.Sinclaire 100% gotcha.
@Hadley.Sinclaire5 жыл бұрын
@@Kirealta Good girl.
@Kirealta5 жыл бұрын
@@Hadley.Sinclaire Schindler's pissed
@Elchan5553 жыл бұрын
4:20 LMAO HE LITERALLY WENT: ŒŒŒŒŒ
@anaveragetoast3 жыл бұрын
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@ilcuriosonedelweb38313 жыл бұрын
This comment is even more funnier than the sound itself lol
@Elchan5553 жыл бұрын
@@ilcuriosonedelweb3831 oh my, thanks
@andrew-gd3mc3 жыл бұрын
§§
@charbelalam26483 жыл бұрын
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@Itchy__2 жыл бұрын
My only problem with discord is that every time someone calls me I instinctively just shit my pants, its just a god awful call sound and it comes out of nowhere sometimes, especially when you think you've closed it but its actually just lurking in the background of your computer
@mrtoasterfurry2 жыл бұрын
voice chat discord is toxic Then COD for abusing your gaming skills.
@Zedrinbot5 жыл бұрын
I think Discord's staff is mostly former Gearbox employees.
@yulikitten5 жыл бұрын
Why does this not surprise me? I bet that Ashley Burch is working there, too
@9bang885 жыл бұрын
Zedrin and furries
@TheSavagegamer695 жыл бұрын
Lolol man that makes too much sense
@Gouretoratto5 жыл бұрын
@@9bang88 I'm 90% certain horror from twitch works there
@notnominal70135 жыл бұрын
Of course its zedrin
@jacksonpercy80445 жыл бұрын
"Tingle Tingle kooloo-limpah! These are the magical words created by Tingle himself. Do not steal them!" Even Tingle would be disgusted by Springle's behaviour.
@Protanly5 жыл бұрын
I feel proud that I understood this reference the moment I read it.
@spyr0guy5 жыл бұрын
Original magic words, donut steele
@marusantv35965 жыл бұрын
That sentence made me want to kill myself because I understood it
@oddlem5 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that Tingle is clearly a beautiful, mystical fairy and not some snarky elf
@aturner5 жыл бұрын
*MAJORAS MASK INTENSIFIES*
@bean_eater12094 жыл бұрын
Discord support sounds like a message you'd get with the elf on the shelf from your aunty
@ChangedMyNameFinally694 жыл бұрын
I like elf on the shelf though
@mitch_meap77612 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@funnylaughed74233 жыл бұрын
he didn't even talk about 10% of it, there's still things like gifs and Fucking wumpus or just stickers in general
@milky96023 жыл бұрын
Oi Do not disrespect the wumpus
@funnylaughed74233 жыл бұрын
@@milky9602 wumpus was cool but any time i see stickers of him i am filled with seething rage
@XaxtonRevolution24 жыл бұрын
"My magic is powered by your love" is really creepy. Like you're getting a message from a predator.
@xyerzen30244 жыл бұрын
Cause you are
@hb67894 жыл бұрын
out of context that sentence can be perceived in many ways
@throwawayaccountm13254 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@baglespelledwrong81594 жыл бұрын
"This must've gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can't be discord"
@whiteguar67575 жыл бұрын
i actually kinda like the quirky loading screen, its only for a second and it always says something unique, imo better than just a bland loading screen, but those emails are ridiculous
@blazeord26265 жыл бұрын
What they're doing isn't going to kill their company if they keep the service good. It's actually pretty hard to kill a company once a lot of people are on the platform and invested, just look at youtube.
@mhx64374 жыл бұрын
I also like it, but it gets repetive quite quick. They should update the quotes from random discord members (GOOD ONES) so that the loading screen gets more interesting and not ''oh whatever lol'' alike.
@foxmcfog78094 жыл бұрын
There is like 10 of them
@Alzter04 жыл бұрын
The whole "we're quirky and not like other businesses" thing is cute the first couple times but then it just gets monotonous and frustrating
@ToastGreeting4 жыл бұрын
its good cause its user submitted content
@Tae-N5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Discord: we are a chat room for gamers! Also Discord: UWU NOTICES UR BULDGE
@werewolfgamer1155 жыл бұрын
Hmm.....i play red dead 2 and I'm a furry........perfect
@sioraigrian84005 жыл бұрын
rise up tbh
@raining_softly5 жыл бұрын
@@hubert06299 Shat up, or I will git u kicked, but in *real* life. °^° RRrRRrRRrRRrrRrrEEeeEEEEEeEeE "e" rRrrReEeeeeeEEEEee
@dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic58985 жыл бұрын
@@raining_softly you're gross
@9bang885 жыл бұрын
dont ask me about my profile picture I’m asking you about your profile picture
@deonambrose Жыл бұрын
What I hate most about discord is that you can be the nicest person in the chat and someone will still find a way to beef with you. Especially the mods.
@stout5055 жыл бұрын
2:15 "this must've gone to a sex offender somewhere" WELL YA KNOW
@samcrackers5 жыл бұрын
Furries?
@YodaZemunski5 жыл бұрын
What? Don't tell me yall found dirt on Discord
@samcrackers5 жыл бұрын
Yoda Zemunski Look up The Discord Incident on KZbin
@stout5055 жыл бұрын
@@YodaZemunski right, so basically discord has a policy against loli porn, which makes sense as they gotta keep up apperances. However, some admins have been selectively inforcing that rule, allowing furry loli shit. Their defence being that it's not a representation of a human child. Nobody buys it, and the actual stuff isdegenerate shit. That's the tldr
@YodaZemunski5 жыл бұрын
@@stout505 Thanks man. This is super weird. Just yesterday, I saw a Discord post on FB saying they took off light mode as a April fool's. Some guy in the comments was having a screeching fit at that joke. We're day two on this month and shit is already touching the ceiling.
@ПавленкоАнатолий-д6п3 жыл бұрын
I just imagine a 30-year old single man with depression that has to do this because of the company's policy
@John-wb2kk2 жыл бұрын
*sigh* today's the day..
@mack72075 жыл бұрын
Discord is limiting itself by being so embarrassing
@viveka29945 жыл бұрын
@Graham Morcom i like that word..... _p e n i s n i p p l e_
@ssoulace2 жыл бұрын
Discord has become like the next tinder for certain people ngl
@mielpopsyum2 жыл бұрын
YEAH
@pum64545 жыл бұрын
Discord is basically a crossbreed between online gaming chatrooms and e621
@Saidriak5 жыл бұрын
UwU
@pum64545 жыл бұрын
@Hydra Jamm you're welcome
@crimsonferret62585 жыл бұрын
pum your description is too fucking accurate.
@tobuscus67055 жыл бұрын
colin mmm m m mochrie
@NordicWildSoul5 жыл бұрын
If they now transition to Edge-Lord rhetoric with Kekistan references and Pepe the Frog memes because they heard 'that is what the kids are into' then Discord truly is doomed.
@uncleartyom42805 жыл бұрын
I bursted out in tears after I heard “shinkledinks”. That really made me upset
@mastermax77775 жыл бұрын
imagine getting upset over the word "shinkledinks"
@JCstock5 жыл бұрын
When editing server bots and stuff I genuinely got confused. When the authorization menu popped up telling me what the bot would have access to, everything was fine, until I read the option that said something like "This bot will not let you draw the sword from the stone" or some other geeky thing. It threw me for a loop because for a moment I thought there was a legit problem.
@elevatormusic40004 жыл бұрын
Same I was like "What the fuck does that mean?" And then realized that it was a joke... A very unfunny joke.
@misterpoopnose65473 жыл бұрын
Mom can we have Keanu Reeves? Mom: We already have Keanu Reeves at home Keanu Reeves at home: 4:20