Discover: Voice Commands

Enjoy more seamless control of your car with Tesla voice commands. Voice commands can control car settings, climate, navigation, media and more.
A few examples:
"Activate Sentry Mode”
“Open charge port”
“Make it warmer”
“Take me to school”
“Text message David”
"Open Netflix"
Learn more: www.tesla.com/...

[@ultralaggerREV1]

“Speak like a human” Human: “Take me to pizza”

[@IntelligentEating]

Yea... maybe she is just AI

[@Daniel-ss5tg]

I would say it like: Ayo can ya show me the pizza places around ya know" Tesla be like: Excuse me I wasn't prepared for this shit

[@peterzerfass4609]

Next update: Stay at home and talk into the app "Take pizza to me" :-p

[@WilliamMatney]

I was going to say the same thing

[@kathleenrasing5969]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@dont2care8channel]

Pro tip: "my ass is cold" will turn on the seat heater.

[@brandon_nope]

Genius

[@lucianp.2568]

Llmmmmaaaooooo

[@gabe8168]

@TREX POWER how is he a genius? It can only work if Tesla built in the command already, so if it does work that means tesla obviously knows it works

[@ManuDashOficial]

@@gabe8168 r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@hashtagnothing1443]

@@gabe8168 Welcome to the joke, population: you

[@aslye]

Me: "Hey Tesla, who's the richest person on Earth?" Tesla: "My creator"

[@rickydelia3207]

Hell yeah! 💯🤙

[@rfact771]

Hes soooo close!

[@tylerbelyeu846]

@@rfact771 no he is there

[@drfazailzia8830]

or PaPaa

[@WiZe1972]

I say “Hey Audi” on my etron S sportback and it wakes Alexa... Still, got a Tesla model S and I’m missing a few features...

[@denisamokhvalov]

Tesla now: Shows you pizza spots on the map Tesla in 5 years: Drives and gets some pizza for you while you're at home

[@2nd3rd1st]

oooor just order delivery today

[@gowreeshg9080]

Tesla dominos

[@hassanila]

10 years yes

[@markplott4820]

TESLA will go-to HD and pickup your orders

[@aerodyneservices]

@@markplott4820 That's what the Cyber Truck is for!

[@DennisCW]

"Eject Passenger Seat" - Turns on seat heater & "Open Glove Box" are my top 2 😂

[@thefirstsin]

🤣

[@Ilkanar]

Tesla chanel in 2025: "Discover: Neuralink Commands"

[@bunnygirl8482]

I was thinking same

[@snygg1993]

2025? You are such a pessimist 😜

[@electronium6378]

@@namiflowers00 no it sends electrical singals to your brain tricking it into tasteing pizza

[@RajKumar-bt1lq]

It should be:- Tesla channel in 2025: "*Discover: Teleportation*"

[@thefirstsin]

@@electronium6378 very noice, my depression is cured no more meds : )

[@ThaMonkeySquad]

Can u voice activate or do u have to push a button on the screen? I'll definitely have to memorized all the commands when I get my tesla xD

[@MrCanal2012]

You can click on the right scroll wheel on the steering wheel

[@rewindd]

isnt there a wake word?

[@james-5560]

@@MrCanal2012 Too much effort, I have to move my thumb an inch.

[@tizamusic6168]

@@rewindd no there isn't. This isn't Alexa

[@theadventureinsider]

@@rewindd no

[@Swapnil638]

Text: Speak like a human Woman: *Talks like a robot*

[@gabe8168]

She really doesn't, people talk like this

[@KairatIbrayev]

@@gabe8168 nope

[@Swapnil638]

@@gabe8168 hello from another universe

[@danielfelipe1606]

@@gabe8168 I don't think so.

[@mayme4743]

“open Netflix” proceeds to show the sign up scene for Netflix whilst eating pizza

[@thefirstsin]

If you have a neuralink you just look at the screen and think.

[@iseeways4450]

@@thefirstsin you don't need to look at the screen either. We will watch movie inside our brain.

[@ihadtotaketheredpill]

All jokes aside I think they did it to prevent copyright. Showing the Netflix home screen would show a lot of shows and movies.

[@tellder1]

What would the car do if we say: "Keep Summer safe?"

[@kenbob1071]

Turns on sentry mode.

[@TheAzimut22]

It would heat the interior to 90° and put a sandy beach on the monitor

[@FBCSkript]

Just invested $1,000 into Tesla.

[@sugy747]

hold it ;)

[@devansharya7975]

@TeslaFanBoy2.3 are you satisfied with your purchase ?

[@WilliamDeanPlumbing]

My advice, which I'm going by, is to hold it until 2028-2030. Tesla has many goals in mind, and I expect by then they will have achieved them, and the stock may have topped out.

[@rakeshhotker4762]

you'll be a millionaire now! congrats

[@joeloguamhenlu7758]

How can I also invest in tesla

[@Rollexxx]

congrats Elon. you deserve it!

[@BradleyG01]

That money is better in his hands than most billionaires. Instead of buying private islands, that wealth (most of it) gets invested into advancing technology and the human race. Sadly haters will still hate him just for being rich no matter what he does.

[@HarryPotter-pl2xu]

@Baby_Yoda2004 nah he voted for trump and he didn't donate anything during the pandemic.

[@HarryPotter-pl2xu]

@Baby_Yoda2004 i still admire his work tho

[@ritawant4686]

ჯნდ

[@BradleyG01]

@@HarryPotter-pl2xu first off, you have no way of knowing that he voted for trump. But I admire that while you dont like him, you still appreciate his work. Too many people hate him for just being a billionaire, and as a result hate his work, when its objectively incredible. Wish more people were like you and were able to separate the art from the artist

[@bredinacanbusses]

Depressed kid in a tesla: *"I wish I could just die."* Tesla: **speeds into a wall at 120 mph**

[@dickyCentauri1921]

LMAO

[@markplott4820]

TESLA will dial the Suicide Hotline.

[@TapubratDutta]

Lmao , lol , xddd

[@gibransapta7244]

Bruhh

[@greenbin3028]

Unlucky for him, tesla scored an excellent score in crash tests!

[@user-yr5gv6qb9v]

"Tesla, Shut the door" "Understood, ordering 4 Teslas"

[@tophlovr]

Your username broke my screen.

[@user-te5fr2tj2y]

@@tophlovr why?

[@karlmarx1463]

@@tophlovr About the extra microplastic emissions that Tesla's emit, this is the effect on everyone who will be born in 2030-2040: Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans.

[@shreysharma726]

@@karlmarx1463 they just take the metals, lithium, etc to manufacture the cars .....and the energy is coming from solar panels (the giant tesla batteries) ......tell me how much toyota gave you ?

[@thefirstsin]

@@shreysharma726 lmao!🤣 he sus for real tho did car companies pay him?👀

[@hollywoodsniperii7203]

0:26 "open Netflix" - sits there and stares at the logging page.

[@norapeace6526]

As an owner, I’m impressed 🤣🤣

[@karlmarx1463]

One of the most important things that is not taken into account is that Teslas do not actually go well with green energy. Green energy is always variable, eg solar energy which is much stronger in the summer months. And you cannot store that energy in an environmentally friendly way with little infrastructure. Unless you use hydrogen and hydrogen cars. A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car. As a result, it has more wear on the tires. These are the consequences. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tyre wear Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria No O2 production = a dead planet Fish prefer to eat plastic over food - and it is killing them, study suggests We Know Microplastic Is Harming Marine Life. What About Us? Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. So Elon shuts down O2 production, kills all the fish, and ensures that the next generation of humans will become a collection of deformed ones with serious health problems and cancers. And I demand that Elon Musk be locked up and given mental help

[@norapeace6526]

@@karlmarx1463 well I don’t know about all of that.. I would need to research

[@drago92553]

@@karlmarx1463 Wow man so desparate to make Elon look bad now aren't we

[@Bee_koo]

Greetings from Turkey in pursuit of good jobs as usual tesla

[@TheNeitsch]

"Make Screen Brighter" I wouldn't even talk to my dog like that

[@karlmarx1463]

One of the most important things that is not taken into account is that Teslas do not actually go well with green energy. Green energy is always variable, eg solar energy which is much stronger in the summer months. And you cannot store that energy in an environmentally friendly way with little infrastructure. Unless you use hydrogen and hydrogen cars. A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car. As a result, it has more wear on the tires. These are the consequences. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tyre wear Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria No O2 production = a dead planet Fish prefer to eat plastic over food - and it is killing them, study suggests We Know Microplastic Is Harming Marine Life. What About Us? Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. So Elon shuts down O2 production, kills all the fish, and ensures that the next generation of humans will become a collection of deformed ones with serious health problems and cancers. And I demand that he be locked up and given mental help.

[@johny1220]

Tesla’s are such a goddamn dream man 🥺😭

[@karlmarx1463]

One of the most important things that is not taken into account is that Teslas do not actually go well with green energy. Green energy is always variable, eg solar energy which is much stronger in the summer months. And you cannot store that energy in an environmentally friendly way with little infrastructure. Unless you use hydrogen and hydrogen cars. A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car. As a result, it has more wear on the tires. These are the consequences. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tyre wear Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria No O2 production = a dead planet Fish prefer to eat plastic over food - and it is killing them, study suggests We Know Microplastic Is Harming Marine Life. What About Us? Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. So Elon shuts down O2 production, kills all the fish, and ensures that the next generation of humans will become a collection of deformed ones with serious health problems and cancers. And I demand that Elon be locked up and given mental help..

[@lumitry]

“speak like a human” human speak: “take me to pizza”

[@awindaphilip]

I don't even own one yet i'm here all the time.

[@karlmarx1463]

Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 www.scientificamerican.com/article/phytoplankton-population/ Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria www.nature.com/articles/s42003-019-0410-x The biggest likely source of microplastics in California coastal waters? Our car tires www.latimes.com/environment/story/2019-10-02/california-microplastics-ocean-study Can you understand that soon there will be no more O2 being made in the oceans because certain people are too lazy to use their bodies to get around? A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car, so more problematic in this area. Musk deserves to be locked up in psychiatry. This is really all he deserves, as he is one of the most polluting individuals in human history. And pollution always kills biological beings, and humans are no exception...

[@thefirstsin]

@Nunya Bidniz it's free real estate

[@SofiaanF]

Love these new Tesla videos. Voice commands are super convenient. Use them everyday especially “take me home” ♥️

[@karlmarx1463]

If I may be honest, cars can no longer be admitted with the knowledge we now have. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tire wear. Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions. Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. In the near future, cars are also a disaster for human health, which will be severely damaged already in the embryo phase due to the effects of high amounts of microplastics. Moreover, it is also well known that children can already be biologically irreparably damaged by light air pollution. But inside a car, air pollution is up to 12 times higher than outside. So car drivers irreversibly damage their own children, including their children's DNA for that matter. So I would like to call on everyone to make life as miserable as possible for car drivers. These types of persons do not really deserve a life anymore, given the knowledge we now have.

[@drago92553]

@@karlmarx1463 bro I have seen you everywhere on this comment section Y u tryna show the negative side of this creation?

[@leonardbrinkman4410]

And pretty soon voice commands will be used for the blind and partially-sighted. But the only way we'll get to use that system is when a mobility instructor trains us to use it.

[@BrentNally]

Take me to Mars

[@senftube2460]

Ride the Stock

[@BrentNally]

@@senftube2460 I’ve owned TSLA since 2012 😉

[@pramitharyan5167]

Tesla has like the best infotainment system than any other car..... it’s so unique!

[@patatr4943]

so unique it can't even have carplay, requires multiple interaction to activate your windshield wipers or your car lights, fail at making a screen that faces you which result being really hard to use while driving, does not provide 360 degree camera when you park. Soon they would ask you to use the screen to open and close your windows. This is pathetic and unpractical !

[@ManooSUBPLS]

Congratulations on being the richest man Elon

[@danpaki640]

He’s gonna change the world

[@yandisamtshali7228]

Wow news spreads

[@karlmarx1463]

1. Tesla: According to forecasts from the financial firm UBS, replacing global sales of ICE vehicles with EVs would require a projected 2,898 percent increase in lithium, a 1,928 percent increase in cobalt, a 524 percent increase in graphite, a 105 percent increase in nickel, and a 655 percent increase in rare earths. Current mining and processing to produce today’s relatively small EV volumes is environmentally problematic enough and creates a worrisome baseline. It is important to note that recycling is itself an industrial process. The only difference from other processes is that one or more inputs come from a previous use rather than primary production. Teslas are the least reliable cars and therefore have a short lifespan. Electric cars are noticeably heavier than hydrogen cars and gasoline cars, which means that they cause more wear on the tires and road surface. This is extremely problematic for this reason: Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions. So while Musk pretends that Teslas are environmentally friendly, they are actually an environmental disaster. 2. SpaceX rockets: The rocket held 440 tons of jet fuel, which has a high carbon content, meaning it releases a lot of carbon dioxide into the air when burned. If SpaceX meets its target of launching a rocket every two weeks, then the company will be releasing roughly 4,000 tons of carbon into the atmosphere each year, Whittaker calculated. If more rocket companies come to market, as is expected, then space travel could rapidly account for a major source of greenhouse gas emissions. 3. Starlink: The moving charges streaming into the body effectively become antennas that re-radiate the electromagnetic field and send it deeper into the organism. These re-radiated waves are known as Brillouinprecursors, named after the French physicist Leon Brillouin, who first described them in 1914. Research suggests that they can have a significant and highly detrimental impact on living cells. So if you look specifically at what Elon Musk is doing, you can only conclude that he creates extremely much pollution for things that have no form of necessity.

[@karlmarx1463]

@@leandrebonsaint153 I am the most gifted person who will ever walk the earth. So it will often be the case that you cannot understand everything I say. I will try to put it simply: 1) Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 2)Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria 3)The biggest likely source of microplastics in California coastal waters? Our car tires 4) Pollution From Tyre Wear 1,000 Times Worse Than Exhaust Emissions 5) Electric cars weigh even more than hydrogen and gasoline cars. So even more wear than normal on the tires. Thanks to the work of Elon Musk, the largest source of O2 is going to die off en masse, so that hardly any O2 will be produced. No O2 = a dead planet. Thank you Elon.

[@vaibhavagrawal3083]

@@leandrebonsaint153 Man you killed him

[@TheWolf-ov8rt]

Me: I'm freezing! *1 minute later* Chat: passenger tried to swim in lava

[@derek1189]

"Country roads, take me home"

[@ricardobarantini]

To the place I belong

[@fearlessmuffin1286]

West Virginia

[@derek1189]

@MasterBootRecord at least it was before I fd everything up

[@pandeyrudraksh288]

Wow that lady is enjoying the login page of Netflix it’s so entertaining

[@MentalParadox]

"Man, this guy [in front of me] drives like a lunatic!" Tesla: "Understood, firing missiles."

[@karlmarx1463]

One of the most important things that is not taken into account is that Teslas do not actually go well with green energy. Green energy is always variable, eg solar energy which is much stronger in the summer months. And you cannot store that energy in an environmentally friendly way with little infrastructure. Unless you use hydrogen and hydrogen cars. A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car. As a result, it has more wear on the tires. These are the consequences. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tyre wear Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria No O2 production = a dead planet Fish prefer to eat plastic over food - and it is killing them, study suggests We Know Microplastic Is Harming Marine Life. What About Us? Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. So Elon shuts down O2 production, kills all the fish, and ensures that the next generation of humans will become a collection of deformed ones with serious health problems and cancers. And I demand that he be locked up and given mental help..

[@itsgreattime9931]

Netflix in Tesla? Im in!

[@zenixlo]

Omg I’m first on a official Tesla video WOW

[@Alessioz98]

second

[@quppy]

incorrect, Numero Uno is actually first.

[@cdefgah4343]

Damn, you're fast!

[@zenixlo]

@@quppy o

[@francescodacunzo9102]

0:36 autopilot: am i a joke to you?

[@aprilmist1651]

0:26 When you realise she hasn't even logged into netflix but already started binging......

[@thefirstsin]

Must be hugry

[@scorpio6587]

Brings new meaning to the old word "carphone".

[@mr.ditkovich6379]

What if you add a *"take a fart"* voice command?

[@damuffin6675]

Lol

[@MrMotherlover9595]

Elon is probably watching this suggestion and already considering it 😂

[@james-5560]

They really don't. I don't get this 40 year old male fascination with 'farts' in their 50 grand car.

[@cereal_experiments]

@@james-5560 maybe if you pull that stick out of you arse you do.

[@bW9taeH4]

It said "command not understood." It doesn't understand everything, but I did have to go to the car to test it because it wouldn't have surprised me if it had worked. Then again, I'd never use the command.

[@ayushsrivastava1672]

Congrats dude, your hard work showed off

[@jam_gaming5949]

at the start of the video when the text is switching between random words if you slow it down by a heap then you will notice its reading ticket avoidance mode, and that was one of the April fools videos.

[@ryanperalta7358]

I could not help it and just ordered a Tesla after seeing this video. I'm so excited :)

[@DummiBoiii]

Absolutely amazing, beautiful, futuristic and my dream car!

[@karlmarx1463]

One of the most important things that is not taken into account is that Teslas do not actually go well with green energy. Green energy is always variable, eg solar energy which is much stronger in the summer months. And you cannot store that energy in an environmentally friendly way with little infrastructure. Unless you use hydrogen and hydrogen cars. A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car. As a result, it has more wear on the tires. These are the consequences. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tyre wear Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria No O2 production = a dead planet Fish prefer to eat plastic over food - and it is killing them, study suggests We Know Microplastic Is Harming Marine Life. What About Us? Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. So Elon shuts down O2 production, kills all the fish, and ensures that the next generation of humans will become a collection of deformed ones with serious health problems and cancers. And I demand that he be locked up and given mental help...

[@angadsingh9314]

@@karlmarx1463 Welp, you're insane

[@karlmarx1463]

​@@angadsingh9314 Why?

[@hakankartal8322]

@@karlmarx1463 u know that enough carbon dioxide is produced by animals etc. Right? For the oxygen producion

[@karlmarx1463]

@@hakankartal8322 I agree that this should be the number one priority. I became a vegetarian when I was 13 years old. So it's been 20 years now.

[@viralkids2025]

congrates musk sir... u crossed everyone and reached at 1st position😍😍

[@taylorjackson6084]

I’m waiting for a update so you can argue with the Tesla 😭

[@coredumperror]

I don't think you can do that right now, but if you say "Keep Summer Safe" it'll activate Sentry Mode. :)

[@carljohantihkan2035]

"Calling wife"

[@thefirstsin]

@@leandrebonsaint153 noice

[@thefirstsin]

@@carljohantihkan2035 run dude run

[@PTNLemay]

One of those "Seems kind of obvious, why hasn't anyone else done this before?" moments.

[@PlaidPerformance]

Crazy just like the stock price.

[@RyanOpelac]

Tesla is the best when it comes to car technology. They are the best no matter what.

[@drvinson8947]

Your stock is insane. 🤑

[@sabiabraham123]

your* teehee

[@drvinson8947]

@@sabiabraham123 thanks. 😂

[@Abhi-rc9fm]

Louis Litt - Hey Tesla, who's the man Tesla - You're the man Louis - You damn right i am

[@itscarloszamora]

Unpopular opinion: I feel that the Model X and S should implement a horizontal screen approach like the 3 and Y, and the 3 and Y should implement the smaller screen that's in back of the steering wheel. My guise with both dynamics is that personally, a horizontal screen is more optimized for driving applications and easier to reach and use when driving, which is the experience I like on the Model 3, but at the same token, the lack of a back-wheel display leaves behind a minimalistic approach that leaves behind a lot of features that I feel is more of a hassle assessing through the main display then through it's own dedicated screen like the S and X.

[@gabrielp.179]

Think about why these decisions have been made, they don't come out of the blue. Tesla model 3 and y don't have a screen behind the steering wheel to reduce manufacturing cost and thus reducing the price of the product. Model x and s have vertical screen due to space issues, when also having the screens behind the steering wheel it wouldn't be possible to fit in a similar screen to the model 3 and y. Please use your brain :)

[@Batman2StaticShock]

Gabriel P. Yes but be understanding and kid and less condescending, it was *just an opinión friend*

[@itscarloszamora]

@@Batman2StaticShock I don't like it when people presume that opinions have different magnitudes of "value," they're just opinions. Obviously can't even talk about prior models but rather I'm taking about future models. I looked up production costs the secondary smaller screen costs no more than $650 to produce simply because it's a simple lcd screen with cables and little C++ programming placed into the secondary screen. The vertical screen can also be remedied with future battery improvements and ramifications already used in the model 3 and Y. The same technological ramifications and simplicities used in those models can be implemented in the S and X whilst retaining the same technical prowess that makes those cars unique under the hood. I'm not one to settle I like achieving what others say I can't.

[@rdot6755]

crazy how they all have horizontal screens now

[@ecospider5]

Once Netflix is running you can no longer use voice control. So you have to close Netflix to open the glove compartment. “I’m cold” I didn’t know that worked that’s great. Thanks

[@cwei9736]

Me: “Turn on left signal” Tesla: “Turning on front seat heating”

[@karlmarx1463]

Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 www.scientificamerican.com/article/phytoplankton-population/ Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria www.nature.com/articles/s42003-019-0410-x The biggest likely source of microplastics in California coastal waters? Our car tires www.latimes.com/environment/story/2019-10-02/california-microplastics-ocean-study Can you understand that soon there will be no more O2 being made in the oceans because certain people are too lazy to use their bodies to get around? A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car, so more problematic in this area. Musk deserves to be locked up in psychiatry. This is really all he deserves, as he is one of the most polluting individuals in human history. And pollution always kills biological beings, and humans are no exception.

[@drago92553]

@@karlmarx1463 Wow bro u r one insane dude huh

[@karlmarx1463]

@@drago92553 Rather one of the only remaining sane persons on earth. Just look at the history of humanity.

[@itsgreattime9931]

Netflix in Tesla? Let’s buy it!

[@CHAPPiE18]

0:25 Open Netflix, Well ,you need to first create an Account😂

[@shahankhalid1516]

"Speak like a human" okay that might be the biggest flex over other assistants.

[@yungmurdah]

me: hey tesla, how fast are you? tesla: fast enough to beat your wifi

[@karlmarx1463]

One of the most important things that is not taken into account is that Teslas do not actually go well with green energy. Green energy is always variable, eg solar energy which is much stronger in the summer months. And you cannot store that energy in an environmentally friendly way with little infrastructure. Unless you use hydrogen and hydrogen cars. A Tesla is heavier than a hydrogen car or a petrol car. As a result, it has more wear on the tires. These are the consequences. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tyre wear Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions Phytoplankton Population Drops 40 Percent Since 1950 Plastic leachates impair growth and oxygen production in Prochlorococcus, the ocean’s most abundant photosynthetic bacteria No O2 production = a dead planet Fish prefer to eat plastic over food - and it is killing them, study suggests We Know Microplastic Is Harming Marine Life. What About Us? Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. So Elon shuts down O2 production, kills all the fish, and ensures that the next generation of humans will become a collection of deformed ones with serious health problems and cancers. And I demand that Elon be locked up and given mental help...

[@zacm.2568]

“Speak like a human” Human: "Pizza time"

[@abhishekjoshi8730]

“Talk like a human” The human talks like a robot

[@medanselamu4603]

@Tesla what are you saying ....are you having stroke ?

[@graullas8981]

@@medanselamu4603 Or its a bot

[@Top5Reviews1]

really excellent and perfect for current time.

[@torixkaynes3652]

0:01 "Bioweapon Defense Mode"

[@csqzad]

This is the best answer to Mercedes add ever ^^

[@taltigolt]

make THE screen brighter

[@arnav1249]

Tesla is my dream car which is going to be delivered next month!😍

[@BlueBass2]

lmao “speak like a human” *sounds like a robot*

[@bW9taeH4]

The person can speak any way she wants. For the purpose of the video, it's important for her to speak clearly so that viewers could understand, and throwing in a lot of filler words wouldn't make the demo better.

[@quirkyogre1044]

Awww they just added something other gas brands have had for years super nice.

[@raghavkumar670]

Me: "Hey Tesla, who's the richest person on Earth?" Tesla: "My Daddy"

[@meetsumariya3440]

These cars and voice controlling is the future

[@natalyasfour1884]

why don't you put solar panels on top of the car? I should be working for your company.

[@natalyasfour1884]

own*

[@reemalbibi8134]

I endorse this

[@artemisbsyt105]

Tesla really good job on voice command totally awesome!!

[@BlakeCheck]

"I'll be there in 30 min" is the most often told lie of all time don't @ me.

[@CampTeslaFun]

Please, Please, Please hire a great KZbinr & make periodic long-format educational &/or interview-format videos on this channel going in-depth on issues like autonomy, battery tech, solar tech, company’s long-term vision, etc. Love the short demo stuff, too, but this channel could be SO much more for a modest amount of expenditure. Thanks!!!!

[@EnklitVidhani]

This is why Elon is #1 :D

[@mikesuarez9615]

Dang Tesla just innovating everyday you just forget how many crazy things are in a tesla

[@natalyasfour1884]

did you finally let the men out of the semi trucks, please they have families to feed and a wife and kids. They have already missed thanksgiving, christmas, newyears, AND little jhonnys birthday

[@natalyasfour1884]

yes i agree

[@natalyasfour1884]

thank you

[@reemalbibi8134]

👍🏻👍🏻

[@reemalbibi8134]

I miss my husband.

[@schoolofbasketball2915]

Had to watch this a couple times...so amazed crazy and satisfying. Tesla is creating the future we want. I can’t wait for the Model Y to fit UK. It’s going to be insane!

[@MAGNETO-i1i]

Me: "Play Despacito"

[@atlantisjeremeyleblanc8853]

The amount of gratitude I owe the man who owns this company is so Paramount there is no words for it I am fully aware and invested in whatever I can do to accommodate the health and well-being of its co-owner and shareholders alike,,,simply enough I'm extremely proud of all of the hard-working people that have changed the world for the better . Å

[@sploofa6980]

Congrats on being the world's richest person elon!

[@karlmarx1463]

If I may be honest, cars can no longer be admitted with the knowledge we now have. And Teslas are the heaviest, most defective cars of all, with the most wear on the tires, and the shortest life. The largest source of microplastic pollution in the UK - tire wear. Pollution from tire wear 1,000 times worse than exhaust emissions. Some of these chemicals are considered endocrine disruptors-chemicals that interfere with normal hormone function, even contributing to weight gain. Flame retardants may interfere with brain development in fetuses and children; other compounds that cling to plastics can cause cancer or birth defects. A basic tenet of toxicology holds that the dose makes the poison, but many of these chemicals-BPA and its close relatives, for example-appear to impair lab animals at levels some governments consider safe for humans. In the near future, cars are also a disaster for human health, which will be severely damaged already in the embryo phase due to the effects of high amounts of microplastics. Moreover, it is also well known that children can already be biologically irreparably damaged by light air pollution. But inside a car, air pollution is up to 12 times higher than outside. So car drivers irreversibly damage their own children, including their children's DNA for that matter. Moreover, these microplastics have a severe effect on the plankton, which largely halts the O2 in the oceans. A globe where no more O2 is produced is a dead planet. So I would like to call on everyone to make life as miserable as possible for car drivers. These types of persons do not really deserve a life anymore, given the knowledge we now have. I would like to summon all children to sue their parents and people like Elon in court as the latter are rapidly destroying the world and irreparably damaging their own children.

[@RobRobertRobbie]

Dawg idk who chooses these tunes but good job

[@aleksszukovskis2074]

Next up: "eject the guard monkey"

[@Batman2StaticShock]

🤣 *Ejects screaming toddlers from the car

[@aleksszukovskis2074]

@@Batman2StaticShock "terminal velocity reached"

[@agentbomz1222]

I don't even have a tesla and I'm still subbed

[@DieArendals]

But you can't say tell me a joke 😪

[@WiZe1972]

There’s google or Siri for that 😊

[@Saabafton]

Love Tesla. A model 3 is my dream car.

[@johnnyxp64]

"make wipers work"

[@bW9taeH4]

That should work. Or "turn on wipers" or "set wipers to fast" or "set wipers to automatic." But I just leave my wipers on automatic and never have to touch them, so it's a moot point.

[@bryanledesma9218]

CONGRATULATIONS ELON 👏 👏 🥳🥳

[@tommm4597]

The first thing I would say is: ,,Get me a Girlfriend!“

[@realulli]

I wouldn't be surprised if that triggered something funny...

[@TheoriginalANGEK439]

Absolutely fantastic, congratulations on this massive achievement Tesla.. 👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️👍🇬🇧

[@tractorcannon8487]

“Tesla drive me to Cliffords house Tesla: drives off a cliff

[@Jopekos]

Basically a car-shaped smartphone, I loved!

[@FBCSkript]

Elon musk please gift me a Tesla! I’m 18 & I can finally drive.

[@kevinleones8402]

I LOVE TESLA!!!!

[@1nfuzion]

I need a girl as bad as this one in my life

[@thefirstsin]

buy a flashlight

[@GoldyCraft79]

Love that feature, I can definitely do what I want with that when I grow up lol

[@nuwan86]

Voice commands are so slow and clunky on the Tesla! One of my biggest pet peeves!

[@Andy-qs6me]

* and the auto high beams/ wipers, get anxiety when I use the high beams as they are so slow

[@nuwan86]

@@Andy-qs6me Yeah.. the wipers are not great, especially for a smart car. Rain sensors in much older cars work much better than the cameras.. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@SkandiaAUS]

Hands down best feature of the Tesla. Mostly use it for Spotify.

[@BeaufortRyan]

I would love to have a Tesla. I had a severe brain injury 10 years ago, and this would be my kind of car

[@JustaTuber]

Now I can easily open my glovebox. Thanks tesla

[@kathleenrasing5969]

I love pizza, I love Tesla!! Sooooo coool! Garyvee was right, voice activation is soo gonna be the next big thing! 😊

[@starshipcaptain4753]

Very cool and so so just the beginning. That pizza looked terrible but it's Cali.

[@vz5153]

Et hop ce qui s'appelle avoir des c........s en révolutionnant dans tout les domaines, Good Job, Mister Musk. 👍🧙‍♀️

[@JordanLoweElevaToursCanada]

Absolutely amazing software!

[@volleybrawl1]

"Speak like a human" I love that

[@pradeepr2044]

I'm a huge fan of Tesla's...❤