Disney's Recess - The Shiner

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[@allenhiu8205]

I heard TJ prevented Thanos from getting all six infinity stones.

[@randommakayla3751]

sweaty sweaty cheeses I heard them snapped and removed half of the universe

[@osky529]

True story

[@fsaczb]

I heard that he allowed Thanos to collect all infinity stones. Then beated him to a pulp with both hands tied behind his back.

[@faizmarsus4341]

tj eat infinity stones for breakfast

[@TheKidblazer1]

if he did then the nightmare ending would nvr have happened

[@maskedhero6425]

i find this ironic considering he does actually become a hero and saves the world come summer break.

[@rjpena6273]

he does?

[@desra753]

@@rjpena6273 yes in the Recess movie 'School's Out'! Its on here so check it out👌😊

[@rjpena6273]

@@desra753 Got it thanks!

[@monicadelgado5296]

@@rjpena6273 you haven’t watch recess school’s out?

[@AussieManny]

I heard TJ ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk!

[@natedog4581]

Ughhh..uhhh right this way sir.

[@fullhousefrek]

Reminds me of what they said about Mr ratburn lol

[@OfficialJalenHemphill]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg]

Well I’ll have you know that TJ only cried for 20 minutes after stubbing his toe while watering his spice garden.

[@akarim3787]

Yh got in the salty spatoon for that

[@Montesama314]

In the movie "Recess: School's Out", TJ ends up leading the entire student body to save both summer vacation and recess. If he's ever deserved the hero treatment, then would be the time.

[@BlueMageDaisen]

ANd... y'know... the entire planet from being frozen over leading to everyone horribly dying

[@john6291]

gotta go easy on the spoiler alerts. for future generations that come across Recess for the first time.

[@CloverPandaQ]

@@john6291gotta realize they can just not read comments

[@CharlieDalton-pc9hh]

Tj

[@SharpDesign]

I heard when TJ Detweiler crosses the street, cars look both ways.

[@QTanium91]

i heard TJ got bit by a king cobra and after 7 painful days the cobra finally died

[@joyeetakar7773]

😂😂😂 lmaooooo

[@eziostone1109]

Chuck Norris did this XD

[@SilverScribe85]

@@eziostone1109 Where do you think Chuck got the idea from?

[@daveme1239]

I got that reference but if he got bit in the eye by a king cobra, he wouldn’t have an eye

[@PRODUCTTUB3]

Recess is still an amazing cool cartoon. We need more cartoons like this today in 2023.

[@trygullx]

I heard TJ rode into north korea on horse back and came back with world peace

[@philshady4606]

He killed rocket man?!

[@jay-day]

"Class, I'm told we have a hero in our midst. A kid who saved an entire platoon from a secret squadron of tofu crazed vegetarians."

[@lisasemarron5413]

Marysol Alvarez why

[@pacificanorthwest1015]

You wouldn't get a line like THAT in today's cartoons. More's the pity... :p

[@JadeIsBunny]

@@pacificanorthwest1015 You would though, because the joke is on gullible morons, not on vegetarians lmao.

[@SPM0717]

@@JadeIsBunny You wouldn't, because vegetarians (or vegans in today's society) would feel insulted and there'd be backlash.

[@JadeIsBunny]

@@SPM0717 That's an interesting fantasy you have there

[@ozmoreau25]

So two realizations. The first, the Ashely's invited, pampered, and had a boy change into swim gear, to play in a pool of candy, while they stood over watching him. Secondly, TJ legit has a mental breakdown and talks to a chip, something other kids actually take notice of.

[@jordanwright2072]

ikr

[@talkytabby2878]

To be fair, this is far from the first time he has a mental breakdown, e.g. The Box

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

@AdvocateIX Seek help.

[@OtterloopB]

Wouldn't "swimming" in a pool of candy be lowkey kind of miserable? You'd have all sorts of prickly wrappers searing and potentially cutting your skin. Sticks from suckers and lollipops poking and prodding you. Not to mention inevitably getting sticky from residue or even some candies melting from your body heat. It makes for a neat, child-like fantasy; but in reality, I think it'd be pretty miserable.

[@ulfberht4431]

@@OtterloopB I think you underestimate the toughness of the human skin

[@supersizesenpai]

Am the only one who finds it hilarious that for a moment T.J. actually thought he was going to get savagely beaten by a damn hockey stick. lol

[@edwinvanderhaeghen2221]

chef12005 king Bob is a mercifull lord.

[@gocanuckurself1]

You must not be Canadian

[@sweetbutterfly8585]

😂😂😂😂😂 me too

[@GodotOfficial]

I heard TJ got into a boxing match with Chuck Norris and won by KO in the second round

[@YOTSUBA_desu]

Don Hazzman he’s from ace attorney

[@shanewarnerz190]

💀

[@maxchapman5549]

Doofus, it was round 1, but chuck had 2 broken ribs, that’s where you got the two

[@masonallen3961]

Admit it. We all wanted to be T.J.

[@salag13]

I admit it.

[@FelixMarshFTW]

I didn't watch this show growing up but I sorta like Butch.

[@AnonyAnimal]

He's just the most all-American kid there is. Decent all around.

[@jordanwright2072]

except for when he pisses off Ms. Finster or Principal Prickly

[@natachajoseph4690]

I admit it I want to be Tj •w•

[@roshan11140]

I'm 31, still watching this amazing series ❤️ TJ, Vince and Spinelli my favourites along with Finster, Prickly, Hustler, Lazy Kid and King Bob 😍

[@ElisabethLeverone]

I’m 32 and I still watch it to

[@kman215]

Love how TJs parents look like a combination of him

[@theon096]

They look like brother and sister 😂

[@pacificanorthwest1015]

Well, it does kinda make sense... :p

[@LilyZerep]

🤔 I think TJ, Gus, and Vince are the only ones who look like a combo of their parents. Spinelli looks nothing like her parents, while Gretchen and Mikey sort of do have similarities here and there of theirs.

[@ulfberht4431]

Well, children often adopt both features of their parents (minus the genitalia as it’s random)

[@GardragonVT]

I heard TJ fought Thanos in a one on one fight and won the Infinity Guantlet, instantly protecting us all!

[@patrickreyes7228]

Gardragon Too bad he failed too just like the other heroes. Rumors says that he will be the one to destroy thanos in endgame.😂

[@AdeisKing]

I still can't believe the Ashleys made TJ a 5 after this

[@geekcultureandmovieLover]

I don't get it

[@nicolasmedina7642]

Watch "the ratings game"

[@Panagos0000]

i heard T.J. rode a tiger across the pacific and ended communism.

[@ChrissaTodd]

the kid randall told about TJ, is the cryer kid the kid who cries on command when someone needs him too or he needs to distract or to get something cause after randall said he suddenly wasn;t crying showing his crying is very controlled. i love the weird character traits they have in recess world, and how recess is like adult society in the form of little kid world and maybe a bit highschool in ways.

[@horacepthompkin]

These kids are actually way smarter than a lot of "adult world" or highschool is today.

[@kevinhoward9593]

I still say that he was made King in sixth grade

[@rjpena6273]

indeed he deserved it anyways.

[@tribefenatic]

no! that was king freddy after king king bob

[@samilton87]

I don’t think he could be king and still have the group of friends

[@Blank_really]

​@@tribefenatic king freddy was when Tj and group was in 5th standard

[@MuchWhittering]

King Freddy hates him, no way would he be made king.

[@phoenixprior6742]

I like how tj get a pizza and all his friends open it and eat it without even asking him

[@benitahiestermann1186]

That would be me!

[@FatalBlow113]

In all fairness, it was Spinelli who took the pizza when TJ didn't want it.

[@MAGICMUSHI3335]

I heard TJ assembled all 7 dragon balls and gave it to his friends because he didn't even need the wish

[@MrBahki]

I heard that when his friends summoned the dragon the dragon asked TJ for wishes.

[@najeenixonnixon]

At the end, after TJ said I tried Abe, honestly, they shoulda had Abe say, I know son. I know.

[@Mysteriouscommebtor]

I like how even though nobody believed the truth and still thought T.J. was a hero he at least tried to tell the truth

[@Jgirl104]

yup there are many actors from Hey Arnold and Rugrats

[@stevenconnelly1468]

Jgirl104 You're right about that!

[@jordanwright2072]

Steven Connelly also from The Wild Thornberrys

[@mattkennedy3474]

Recycled rugrats music too

[@ecto123]

And The Simpson’s too!

[@adventureoflinkmk2]

Paul and Joe, the guys that made rugrats or parts of it, made recess

[@johnnyblaze2061]

Today we need a president like TJ.

[@sirconeith]

So TJ and Chuck Norris got into a fight. It was a close battle and Bruce Lee won and TJ left with just a black eye. MY HERO.

[@jeffreygao3956]

Chicken>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuck Norris.

[@thayerlafleur7597]

I heard TJ caught smallpox, put it in a sleeper hold, and bit its ear off.

[@PaizuriKing_]

I heard TJ helped saved Marty McFly from Biff Tannen back in Hill Valley, CA in 1955, thus allowing Marty to go back to 1985 Hill Valley, CA and changing the outcome of Marty’s parents marriage into a healthy happy one.

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

It's amazing how many people are willing to believe a crazy sounding lie over the boring truth. Einstein never failed math, you can't see the Great Wall from space, and you use your entire brain (not just 10%)...but people love how the wrong things sound, so the rumours persist.

[@slimetime4668]

CPCoulterTweedles Such a dramatic comment, Einstein is overrated, half fraud, and had many accounts of low grades, along with failing his entrance exam, not for math for multiple other areas of study, also it's wrong people like the way it sounds, this was taught to many as fact, and spread before you could just google something on your smartphone, it's just inaccurate information being passed down as accurate, and just like a lot people don't question there 4 th grade teacher about the earth being round, they didn't question there teacher when they were told "Einstein failed math" after a bad test grade

[@ladiekiler16]

I'm sure when TJ grows up, he'll be President of United States.

[@GhostFan-ev4di]

sean barron nope sadly we got biff tannen

[@jordanwright2072]

You mean donald trump.

[@kraniumdranium1364]

He's too pure to be a politician

[@jordanwright2072]

@@kraniumdranium1364 what do you mean "too pure"?

[@kraniumdranium1364]

@@jordanwright2072 like, he wouldnt be the type of person that would be corrupt.

[@erickahollo2006]

After everything he done for not just the playground but the whole 3rd street school. It's kind of funny he's looked up as a hero for doing nothing but a hoe down. LOL

[@ChrissaTodd]

i think it's shown king bob likes tj and thinks he and his friends are sorta heroes anyway. lol and i think others see that too as everyone but gordy likes tj.

[@jordanwright2072]

Such a shame

[@PhilthyRemixes]

wouldn't be able to pull that lie off now.. a video of him square dancing would be viral within the week.

[@westiekid8400]

Makaveli 9:16 well at least he got to dance with a pretty girl

[@rahulchaudhary4428]

TOP 10 PHOTOS FROM TJ DANCING AND WE STILL CAN'T GET OVER ITTTT ! - buzzfeed

[@ChrissaTodd]

they'd just think the person edited tj in somehow very elaborately as they still can't believe tj square dancing.

[@eljayb991]

I heard TJ collected all 7 chaos emeralds!

[@nicolasmedina7642]

I heard TJ has an 8 pack, TJ is shredded

[@jordanwright2072]

he's a child.

[@rjpena6273]

@@jordanwright2072 He's a hero. XD

[@jordanwright2072]

@@rjpena6273 he's also a child.

[@rjpena6273]

@@jordanwright2072 Indeed a born leader.

[@tyleryoung5901]

I love Recess it's my favorite TV show

[@lilsingingsensation]

You know, if a kid got a "shiner" today, school would be all over it

[@masonallen3961]

lilsingingsensation No. They'd probably all be too busy looking at their phones to notice.

[@jordanwright2072]

Tyler Hill How would you know?

[@yuenningche7943]

Literally the nurse wouldn’t care and send you right back to class

[@AnakinandPadme1231]

This person I knew in high school got jumped and then he came back to school and he becomes popular

[@Cassofalltrades]

Cps would've been called

[@blakeandersonECW420]

This is exactly how Fake News travels in real life

[@chyeaboib]

they need to bring this back.

[@vincenzogiordano9850]

I heard TJ got struck by a flying ice cream truck......and lived

[@johnmoor9053]

T.J. got the black eye by Square dancing?

[@OneWeirdDude]

Yeah, the wrong way.

[@patrickmorris71]

Sometimes the idea of a hero is more important than the truth of who that hero was.

[@TheInfamousEJ]

"And my dad said there was no such thing as a free lunch" Am I the only one who gets that?

[@famz245]

E.J. wdym

[@agenttheater5]

More likely Sowell is his grandad and his dad picked up a lot of tips from him.

[@darinstaley1993]

I had free lunch un high school just because my Aunt worked in the cafeteria

[@LionWithAGun]

There's no such thing as a free lunch. 9th grade economics. Basically someone along the way had to pay for it when you didn't. So if you got a free meal there has to be someone who bought it so you could have it. Like in this episode. The kids don't buy the pizza but the the school or the kitchen staff paid for it so they could have it.

[@xcmet]

guess you never heard of apple trees or mulberry bushes.

[@sneshadow]

I heard TJ fought off terrorists at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles saving hostages, While bare foot

[@JDG2764]

4:26 Speaking like a true politician Detweiler!

[@edmundtam4155]

Aw man there goes the other eye.....lmao

[@lxmonade-1280]

'wOOow tHaT iS gOnnA bE a ShIneR'

[@JohnDoe-eh6pj]

I heard TJ tried sales once and he sold raid to a roach, ice to an Eskimo, and water to a drowning man.

[@robertfullmer2467]

TJ was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands! LOL

[@michaelladarkangelsparkle9908]

Legend has it TJ is the only one to make Chuck Norris think twice about using fists

[@undeadondine1977]

"Saved a whole squadron from tofu-crazed vegetarians." WTF?!? Lol

[@onsight3003]

I hear 👂 Tj was fighting madera uchiha with no eyes & with one only one hand what a hero Ps i hear Jeffry was there two tho .

[@neilbrock]

Is this how american kids normally treat people with black eyes? I got one and i never got knighted!

[@colinpreston80]

It's an exaggeration. Yes, kids are impressed when someone gets into a fight, but never to this degree.

[@ChrissaTodd]

it's a cartoon so probably not.

[@paulgrayliveson]

You think people would have caught on to his bullshit when people started mentioning other stories of how he got the black eye.

[@99thJediWarrior]

Yea but it's mostly kids spreading the rumors.

[@sw8330GKEEPER]

Sometimes people can’t handle the truth.

[@brotherdaniel1524]

I heard Chuck Norris and TJ got into a fight. The loser had to star in Walker, Texas Ranger.

[@jabucasambuka2346]

Would his parents not notice that there was a huge picture of their son on the school?

[@ChrissaTodd]

my parents don't respond or notice alot of things that i say or do right in front of them, because they don't pay that much attention to everything.

[@supersizesenpai]

Diggers: We present to you the coolest thing we ever dug up. Diggers: A bicentennial quarter T.J.: Woah, That's from the 70's LMFAOOO this joke slipped past me for years but I caught it today and had a serious laugh. .

[@athousandfeethigh]

I still don't get it :( United States' bicentennial was 1976, for which the bicentennial quarter designs were specially minted.

[@tywarren3122]

I had to look up the term bicentennial but yea...i just came back to this post to comment this "Lmbooooo"... 😂😅

[@Hashashasheen]

What's the joke exactly? They were minted in the 70's.

[@Liquidchromex]

One time TJ punched me in the face.. It was awesome

[@TheaterKidPerson]

The mere thought of TJ being compared to Regina George has me rolling on the ground (I know it’s been 5 years but still)

[@TheDesmo54]

I hear T J Was playing soccer in the World Cup and single handedly beat every team

[@gocanuckurself1]

TJ had a 5-some with the Ashleys. 👍👍👍👍👍

[@musikjunkieee45]

Lol I want to know what T.J. looks like as a Teen.... I think he'd be so cute especially with those freckles ^^

[@FelixMarshFTW]

i know this comment is from 2012 but kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3qYoGOaiq-foLM

[@ellispedersen4192]

I love that tj liked the square dancing. He was having fun. It was adorable

[@dustyone32ify]

I would keep the lie going because free stuff and being in line first and big free lunch and other crap. Its a dream come true.

[@tony_______]

dustyone32ify if it’s too good to be true then it isn’t a dream

[@aminaanjum3332]

Chocolate spa must be very sticky.

[@DonaldHussainMusk]

Uh oh looking at his dad we all know what’s in store for T.J.’s hair in the future

[@animaniacjokerman95]

I heard TJ defeated the fire lord all by himself.

[@dova3282]

Damn even the bully brought cookies for tj goddamn XD

[@yanniseward3460]

I thought the bully was gonna beat up TJ and his friends but then I soon realized that he was just giving out his grandma's special cookies TJ and his friends fancy and cool

[@bonecanoe86]

I heard TJ was elected president, reconquered Constantinople, and made Anime real.

[@zerosaber257]

bonecanoe86 without ottomans conquering the trade route to asia, would the colonial age have happened differently?

[@FlynnRider4]

Beautiful trio.

[@marlowsumlin]

I enjoyed it when Miss Grotke was concerned about TJ's eye.

[@KTChamberlain]

When I was in school, if you got a black eye they would immediately suspect child abuse from the parent(s). Hell, in middle school, I had a bruise on my forearm from my brother, told the truth, and got called in because the teachers suspected it came from my dad, which wasn't true at all.

[@myristicina.]

KTChamberlain your school is stupid

[@IN-tm8mw]

i never seen the Ashley's treat someone so nice without being blackmailed or some side-plot to make themselves look cooler.

[@jordanwright2072]

They probably felt sorry for him

[@isaacgleeth3609]

@@jordanwright2072 Ashley [last initial here]: "I mean, he like saved a group of kittens from a robbers and fought their dogs off at the same time!! He truly is a hero!!"

[@mikekazz5353]

I heard Chuck Norris stared at TJ, and that's how he got his black eye.

[@avinashtyagi2]

I heard that TJ is the one who exposed the Russian interference and Trump collusion, the shiner was caused by The Donald.

[@yacobgugsa2524]

Avinash Tyagi T.J. has Mueller-sized balls

[@slimetime4668]

Avinash Tyagi TJ isn't the type of guy to spread lies...

[@cmbaz1140]

Randall working now for the NSA

[@NessLover94]

At least he survived being buried alive by mascots. (That was actually me cosplaying as him at Comic Con).

[@noturavgdude8262]

I got a black eye before in the 3rd grade. My friend fell and then I fell onto his heel while I was chasing him. Unfortunately when he fell, his leg kicked back and hit me as I fell into it. All the teachers flipped out and i didn't understand why until I went home and looked into the mirror.

[@bengray8637]

How disappointing.

[@melinajeronimo7873]

I love how much of a hippy Ms. Growkie is

[@Trashmancer0]

I hear TJ traveled back to Time Immemorial and fought in untold wars to hone his skills as a warrior, waiting till the end of time to fight God.

[@KBAFourthtime]

IRL, a raw steak would have infected TJ's black eye even more.

[@slimetime4668]

Ricky M false you fruit cup, steak and other prime red meat cuts if butchered in a sanitary area and kept cold are actually fine to eat raw and is clean meat, also adding a black eye isn't an infection but a bruise

[@Lugh444]

@@slimetime4668 I think you still have to worry about parasites and E. Coli with raw red meat. That's why I still cook like 30 seconds on each side when I eat a rare steak

[@rimmikhan6360]

I don't found American people like tj. Tj is different .we all love you tj.

[@LordProteus]

That black Bob henchman with the sunglasses teleporting all over the damn place. He's the REAL hero!

[@christina5975]

at 4:44, there are no other rooms in the Ashley's club house right so did he change in front of them?!?!

[@Crystal_Apple]

Christina lol

[@TheAlfrulz]

Ohhhh, "scandalous"!

[@jordanwright2072]

he must've went into the boys' room

[@AB-om2qp]

2:34 is that the same voice actor for lilian in rugrats lmao

[@justsallyy]

I love Spinelli 😂❤

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

2:00 Every scene with Miss Grotke is a winner.

[@abraman22]

king bob=torvald (hey arnold)

[@Niklausss]

2018

[@westiekid8400]

Joshua Lipton yea!! At 9:16 he got to dance with a pretty girl so his life doesn’t totally suck😂

[@Guy8288]

2019

[@fullhousefrek]

Spinelli: who's he talking to? Gretchen: I have no idea XD.

[@DeathEgg666]

3:58 that P.E teacher would be cautioned for that these days hahahaha such a good line!

[@blairm8784]

Weird hearing Phil and Lil from Rugrats voice on other characters

[@yanniseward3460]

Everyone was treating TJ like a king

[@catlantic12]

genuine Switzerland watches made in china

[@daiquanallen8100]

This has a point of view in his eyes

[@TheDarkKRoo]

It's funny how even telling the truth they still think he was a hero.

[@thexplainer614]

I don’t like how the episode ends on that note

[@j.nicolosi6647]

I find the subtle reference to TJ’s mom being Christian very interesting. Reminds me of when Doug would do something similar.

[@cloudburstt]

"I have seen heaven and it has a chocolate centre." This show is so quotable.

[@PullthaleverKronk]

I hear a bit of Ajax (Duckman) in King Fob.

[@KrisMcCauley]

Glad to see Harold from hey Arnold make an appearance.

[@ChrissaTodd]

i mean it's great they weren't laughing at how he was by why didn't they believe him when he told the truth? why is him square dancing so weird especially when at that age parents force alot on kids.

[@Stardoll6854]

Haha I love the thumbnail for this one!