Velma DISGUSTS Everyone WORST Ever Scene! Episode 6

[@disparutoo]

Velma episode 6 review where we had a scene I couldn't believe was actually in the show. In episode 1 they even made a comment about how all the stuff they were adding in there was just an attention grabber, I didn't expect them to double down on it and get worse later. Infront of her dad no less! Who even signed off on this at HBO? Let me know what you think about it down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@johnstrawb3521]

1:31 - Remember, if you're against the anti-white racism that is race swapping today, _you_ are the racist. Somehow. The Atlantic staff can blow goats.

[@Joseph32547]

Hey, i got to say i am really sorry you had to watch this garbage. Thanks for taking one for the team.

[@johndodo2062]

Here is your daily reminder that hogwarts is woke af. Anyway, nice video once again sir

[@AndyTomT]

Everyone on yt milking this garbage when all theyre doing is giving it the best coverage it can hope for. Stop giving it attention.

[@workingman9019]

I THINK SCOOBI DOO IS GONNA BE IN THE FINAL EPISODE! GOD NOOOO! I BET VELMAS MOM WILL PROBABLY PUT A BRAIN IN A DOGS BODY, WHICH WILL EXPLAIN WHY SCOOBI COULD DO HUMAN LIKE THINGS! THERE GONNA FUCK SCOOBI TOO!!!

[@master11050]

The fact that the original voice actor for Fred (Frank Welker) plays Fred's dad on the show and is constantly trying to "fix" Fred is the most appropriate thing ever.

[@jgs4290]

Doesn't even have to try to act to convey disappointment

[@Lunar_Effect]

Fr, If I was the oringal voice actor of fred, I would have tried "Fixing" the new fred

[@elijahroberts5483]

Dude there is nothing “appropriate “ about this sexiest racist feminist men hating garbage

[@SebastianEstrada-un5xt]

Bro this show is so bad.

[@Ferrari03]

@@SebastianEstrada-un5xt we know🍷🗿

[@KaiM2583]

What a dangerous message, that if parents don’t actively believe your delusions/lies they don’t love you. I’m so done with whatever this is

[@daviddiggens8841]

We all should be done with the government(s) then since they are now ( all over the globe ) attempting to perpetuate that very same idea by force of law

[@desensitizedanalyser5624]

Honestly, I'd love to know what the world would be like if everyone believed our delusions? Like, would a full scale war happen, would the world become evolved, would weird structures be built. I'm not joking, I'm Actually curious.

[@djmewtwo6981]

@@desensitizedanalyser5624 if by that we assume what would happen if disgusting entitled woke people were given the voice of the reason Wars would happen a lot more, the world would actually downgrade and a lot of people would be abused

[@TheDaks27]

This is the kind of take that clearly doesn't understand that mental illnesses aren't all equal to each other. One person's depression or manic anxiety is not the same as schizophrenia or PTSD. And it completely invalidates the family member's and friend's experience to a horribly simplified dichotomy of "real love". If they were going for some kind of allegory for excepting people as their weird selves they went about it the wrong way and not to mention how hypocritical they are when it comes to Fred.

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

Ikr? “Believe me or I’ll die” is horrible

[@Ashkihyena]

Yeah, that Scoobi nonsense is kinda terrifying since they’re gonna probably put a human brain in a dogs body.

[@octavia_SALTYARMY]

Probably their way of incorporating the furry community-gotta tick off every single disgusting immoral woke box right

[@hope-cat4894]

Either the villain will put the black girl's brain into a dog or Velma will to save her life. If the writers are creative, they will have the brains of the other girls go into a shark and dune buggy as a reference to other talking creature Hanna-Barbera characters like Jabber Jaw and Speed Buggy.

[@vortex_1336]

It'll be Shaggy's girlfriend.

[@Ashkihyena]

@@vortex_1336 Yep, that’s everyone’s guess.

[@justinroux1610]

@@hope-cat4894 till they find a way to screw that up as well

[@matthewgunn6003]

As I watched my grandfather slip into dementia and die, his lucid moments became fewer and his hallucinations more frequent. We desperately tried going along with his hallucinations just to calm him down. I can tell you, validating “his truth” never did anything. His panic continued whether we validated him or not because the problem was in his mind not in a lack of validation. This episode of Velma gets that exactly reversed.

[@edgarloike]

Ive been through the same. I always tried to act as an anchor to reality. Didnt help either. I was the culprit who was to be blamed for everything.

[@matthewgunn6003]

@@edgarloike It’s never easy to go through but there’s a lot of wisdom in the pain. This is one of those, “let the reader understand,” moments.

[@cats.cant.contour8812]

Okay but that's different That's a real person who was really losing their mind. And it does make a difference whether or not you go along with their delusions I've been an elderly caregiver for years now and I can absolutely say that it does matter. You're giving out terrible advice people please go along with people who have Alzheimer's or dementia Please go along with their delusions It is so much easier to handle, 9 times out of 10 they'll be so much less scared.

[@donutbevil9669]

@@cats.cant.contour8812 Are you trolling?

[@MikeyJBlakeJR]

I'm really sorry you had to deal with that. I've had very similar (but non-dementia) experiences with a family member of my own.

[@OverMagnet]

"When I was born you doubled your work hours!" Yes Velma, that's how it works. You suddenly have a new mouth to feed and you have to pay for it somehow. The fact that, with his new child, he's 15 years further into his career means he probably has the ability to take time off to parent now.

[@Lonovavir]

Given that Mindy was born rich it makes sense she doesn't understand economics.

[@archstanton9073]

@@Lonovavir Based economy!

[@bliczb8772]

Add to it the fact that her mother likely had to take maternity leave to go into labor etc. (I know she was technically self-employed on account of her writing, but I ain't sure if that was always the case...), then yeah, it's either that or taking a debt, which is even worse.

[@DocMicrowave]

You can add anti-family to the list of issues with this show.

[@michaelh.8945]

These Hollywood degenerates simply prove that Pinochet did nothing wrong.

[@orkboyz9523]

I think Fred’s dad is the only sane character in this shitshow.

[@tamarrtolbert9562]

If there is any iode of a saving grace, it's Fred's dad being voiced by Frank Welker

[@krajicsek13]

@@tamarrtolbert9562 I'm pretty sure he or his family was held at gun point because I don't see a better reasons he would voice in this

[@fangwhiteclaw7089]

Watch he's gonna be the villain.

[@EveTheRaviolo]

i mean he looks pretty toxic and rude, so idk about that, he doesnt seem much better than velma or any other character

[@aldovk6681]

​@@EveTheRaviolohe's the only one with common sense, don't care if he's "rude"

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

It makes me so goddamn mad that Mindy is shitting on dads, while hers is literally the ONLY REASON SHE HAS A CAREER

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

That's part of the reason she hates him.

[@ChimpFromSpace]

@@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 Deep down she knows...

[@arks_knights]

@@ChimpFromSpace what does she even know apart from hatred, racism, toxic femininity, and narcissism

[@Bazravish69]

When you realize that feminism is a macrocosm of spoiled girl syndrome, everything makes sense.

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

Velma has daddy issues but also has mommy issues of an unusual type. In one episode where she says to her potential romantic interest Daphne, "I can only be obsessed with one woman at a time. And that's my mom." Sigmund Freud would have a field day with Velma's character. Thanks for the video!

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Freud was right about...

[@BigCowProductions]

@@badlaamaurukehu democrats.

[@crakhaed]

@@BigCowProductions 😂

[@FonzChannel]

the Freud is strong with this one

[@daviddiggens8841]

Spot on. And it would probably be one of the few times Freud was right with a diagnosis.

[@ashotofwhiskey219]

Whenever someone says "MY truth," it means that they are lying.

[@MajorSmurf]

No Wired we have never felt ownership of Velma or any beloved character. We just despise morons with about as much talent as a plastic bag coming in and changing everything about a character. Velma was smart, bit clumsy, stood by her friends and just in general came across as a nice person to hang out with. This version of Velma I wouldn't want to be within the same country as her.

[@hope-cat4894]

Twitter wasn't ready for a "snarky, petty, full of righteous and not-so-righteous fury" version of Velma because it was like looking into a mirror, and like Medusa, they couldn't bear to see their own reflection.

[@RoseBaggins]

@@hope-cat4894 and finally seeing why no one likes them ... before turning around and trying to place the blame on someone else.

[@ursidae97]

@@hope-cat4894 bro everyone loved mystery incorporated

[@hope-cat4894]

@Ursidae I was talking about this HBO version of Velma, not Mystery Incorporated's version. Personally, my favorite was the one from What's New, Scooby-Doo? 😉

[@ursidae97]

@@hope-cat4894 uh-huh. Just because the show is angry and people on the Internet are angry doesn't mean anyone ever wanted this show.

[@supamilkplays3706]

just to clarify @Disparu when you seen them, Velma and her dad, fishing that green diver ghost up at the pear that wasn't actually a ghost but another ref the audience was suppose to catch from the old series... basically it was another memberberry gag moment...

[@jimrussell4062]

That's a fair point. Every "ghost" in the original series was a person in a mask, so in THEORY that should be a person pretending to be a ghost. But this is "Velma" so.... it's most definitely NOT the original series. Just saying it's the one time I've seen they might not be in error here. However, given the track record of the series so far....

[@SammEater]

Also, it's clear that this show's continuity ignores the comedy scenes, so even if they fished a real ghost that scene does not count to the overall story because the writters clearly don't care for it.

[@maddyf.6296]

Anybody else notice that Disparu is looking more and more disheveled every episode? This man is suffering for our entertainment 🤣🤣

[@texasbeast239]

Instead of "Thinner," Disparu grows... _Knackereder._

[@stephenlanuto5993]

You should see his Dark Disparu alternate skin

[@laurenmadican1019]

I'd still offer him half a plate of chips 😂🍟

[@bucktiger33]

Omg I just commented the same thing then I found yours. I don't thing he will make it to the final episode

[@Lonovavir]

Well people have been joking about how this Mindy vanity project is a psychological weapon.

[@billybadass3056]

what I got from this review was they're willing to die for their truth..... NOTED..

[@bathtub_marmot]

*THEIR* truth. Not *THE* truth. The truth is this Velma is one of the lowest rated shows ever. 😊

[@desensitizedanalyser5624]

@@bathtub_marmot can I ask, who inacally created THE truth? God?

[@bathtub_marmot]

@@desensitizedanalyser5624 Robots processing large volumes of data, and video cameras. Inacally isn't a word.

[@ohnosmoarlulcatz]

"No matter what you do, there's gonna be a lot of people who hate this, so just do what you're gonna do and we'll tell you if you're going too far." This is by far the dumbest thing ever. If they really think like this, they should try to make an Asian woman play Martin Luther King, Jr. in a version of Selma where MLK is a lesbian with a black wife.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

It's like someone learned the exact wrong moral. It is true that audiences usually don't understand the craft of writing so you can't follow their ideas without question, but it is not true that you should just ignore the audiences altogether because ultimately they are who you are writing FOR. It is true that no matter how good your work is that there will still be haters who are determined to dislike it, but it is not true that everyone who dislikes your work is such a person and can therefore be dismissed. This kind of 'there is no morality do anything that makes you feel good' is so typical of modern intersectionalism and why it is also doomed to fail should it ever have any kind of success.

[@psychosytheXmediaXco]

There are plenty of shows that I wish desperately had this kind of greenlight. Just not this one

[@linhle8294]

Selma hehehe

[@undercomposition]

@@HerculesBallsInc I don't think audiences miss the point usually. I think it is more only occasionally.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

@@undercomposition I don't think I said that audience misses the point... just that they're not writers. Arguably, the point is that the audience is supposed to be entertained, and they are certainly the ONLY experts on that! Kaling's moral that you don't have to entertain anyone is only good for crazy people shouting on streetcorners, lol!

[@rockbottom2822]

Imagine all the girls named Velma because their parents were fans of the old Scooby-Doo show, now suffering being associated with this "product".

[@justincicconi759]

Jinkies, to put it lightly.

[@brandonlyon730]

I wouldn’t worry about them, I’m sure there will be plenty more Scooby Doo content that I will come out in the future with proper versions of Velma and we’ll just forget this as another horrible memory and move on.

[@rockbottom2822]

@@brandonlyon730 Hahaha! How naive. Charming but naive.

[@dontshootmex5588]

Is it just me, or does Disparu look like he aged a few years since episode 1? I'm starting to get genuinly concerned for his health.

[@michaelquaid4679]

Ha! For real...

[@fclefjefff4041]

Being a toxic, obnoxious piece of shit eventually catches up with you 😄

[@SamtheBravesFan]

Have you ever heard of "putting on a show"?

[@jacobautawitz2151]

@@SamtheBravesFan his teeth

[@crzybrit8150]

@@jacobautawitz2151 It's a British thing... Trust me

[@merrylderrickson3147]

The funniest thing about this show is how desperately it and the media are trying to turn Mindy Kaling into a brand.

[@justinroux1610]

Its as much of a brand as getting kicked in the testicles

[@Charagrin]

No one is doing that, bud. Everyone is mocking the show from every angle.

[@merrylderrickson3147]

@@Charagrin ok, let me try again. over the past 3000 days, 18 were spent NOT pretending Kaling was some kind of comedic genius

[@Charagrin]

@@merrylderrickson3147 Nope. Still sound like a tard. First episode dropped and the reaction was immediate. Before the show dropped Mindy was specifically called out for her behavior during interviews. This is just you yelling "I don't pay attention!!!" You aren't interesting or smart. You just come across as a bit of a putz.

[@merrylderrickson3147]

@@Charagrin you got a personality disorder bruv, run along now

[@alanlawson4180]

Velma's attitude to her Dad reminds me strongly of the attitude of a certain Duchess to her own father - you know, the one who raised her single-handed, paid for her education, all her other activities, got her acting work through his contacts, etc., only to be ditched. Evil is as evil does...

[@user-wy5rs2zj6u]

Who?

[@lazyyog7203]

@@user-wy5rs2zj6u probably Mindy herself

[@namishusband818]

@@user-wy5rs2zj6u Meghan Markle?

[@bros4654]

@@user-wy5rs2zj6u I assume he's talking about (Rachel) Meghan Markle.

[@Es_gee]

​@@user-wy5rs2zj6u Meghan Markle

[@realityquotient7699]

Velma is an example of why hamsters eat their young.

[@m.u.sik4eva]

😂😂

[@HerculesBallsInc]

So... the general can't infiltrate teenagers because he doesn't know their language and hand signs, and his solution is to put the brain of someone who doesn't know their language and hand signs into a teenager so they still won't know their language and hand signs but at least the teenagers who never questioned his disguise will continue to never question his disguise. Literally nothing in this show can withstand five seconds of thought.

[@thatpatrickguy3446]

Admittedly, in their defense, the writers themselves apparently haven't managed five seconds of thinking in their lives, total.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Also wasnt the military back then known for encryption and code breaking. Like using native americans to signal locations for bombardments or pick ups and the enemies having absolutely nonidea what it could mean due to cultural differences

[@thatpatrickguy3446]

@@ZyroShadowPony Actually, that was WWII and using Navajo code talkers was successful because it wasn't a code using familiar words, just an unfamiliar language that wasn't widely understood outside of the tribe itself.

[@CrystalWings12]

It doesn't make any sense, tbh. But yeah, it's just the logic of this 'series', and probably not as worse as the brain harvesting from orphans so they could create more soldiers to contribute the war economy.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@thatpatrickguy3446 ah alright thanks for the clarity i only learned about it years back in high school and only got interested in history after college so interesting facts are a bit fuzzy

[@BurnDoubt]

Nothing says "Somebody please! Love me!" like a self insert character on a stripper pole

[@HerculesBallsInc]

I hope they bleached that pole afterwards.

[@SamtheBravesFan]

ONe of the most ham-fisted attempts at shock value and satire I have ever seen.

[@jordandennis6794]

Mindy is a fat hog

[@BrokenCornholio1537]

@@HerculesBallsInc Forget the pole, I'd bleach my eyeballs first.

[@Notforeignitsboring]

@@SamtheBravesFan better than rick and morty

[@JustAWeirdo_123]

Velma becomes more and more like a teen fanfic. Teens getting away with adult activity with ease (being in a strip club) and not understanding the importance of work. It’s not just Velma not understanding it too. The show paints the dad as a Villain for working. That’s badly written straight-to-DVD kids movie level of writing. Is this like a fanfic Mindy wrote as a teen and brought out of her old crypt to make into a show??

[@lexnight8345]

Yes

[@dryfox11]

Good description, have a like

[@fidgetthecrazy]

Now I’m imagining this becoming one of those things people hate watch like how people do annual readings of _My Immortal_ or _My Inner Life._

[@Bazravish69]

Ew, I don’t want to imagine anything coming out of Kaling’s old crypt 🤮

[@papalaz4444244]

Scooby is going to be a dog with a human brain, isn't he?

[@MalganisLefay]

probably Velmas Mom Brain...

[@davenathan2002]

It'll be the general, but lobotomized.

[@jacknickolstine3355]

Yeah and he'll be a Trans unic cat dog

[@lookingforlove839]

I don't think that's going to be case. It sounds too obvious, surely the show isn't that dumb?

[@superiorrule34]

@@lookingforlove839 Narrator: but the show was that dumb.

[@kaleidomni]

Any bets her mom was trying to figure out how to swap someone else's brain into Velma's body?

[@ScreamingDoom]

That'd actually be a funny idea, so I'll take that bet. No way anything in this god-forsaken abortion of a show would even approach a funny idea.

[@supermaximglitchy1]

and she already succeeded using Mindy’s brain

[@drinkxyz]

Why even keep the body though?

[@eva1585]

@@drinkxyz The character looks cute (its not Velma, its an insufferable tumblr personafication cosplaying as her). Its just her attitude and actions that make her ugly. If i just saw the character art i wouldnt think she's ugly and if she just kept the same characteristics and values as the original Velma the racebend could easily be overlooked.

[@bletheringfool]

I've just noticed Fred's dad is voiced by Frank Welker. Original and current voice of Fred plus the current voice of Scooby Doo

[@DexDexter0]

Man's gotta eat I guess. Ive heard recognizable voices like tim curry or cam clarke in some wretched projects

[@affablesage9582]

Frank Welker's always been the voice for Fred and Scooby. Since the show debuted.

[@bletheringfool]

@Affable Sage Fred yes Scooby no. Don Messic did Scooby originally until he died back in the late 90s Don also voiced Muttley and many others

[@SamtheBravesFan]

Yep. Doesn't ruin anything to me, guy can do what he wants. Weird Al is also in this thing and I feel the same way with him. Remember, Frank has been around long enough to impersonate Curly for The Robonic Stooges and use that voice for Jabberjaw.

[@lapislovesgaming8739]

Probably contracted

[@BagelMachine]

"God I hate this show so much I can't stand it" Mindy Kaling, watching Scooby Doo

[@johndodo2062]

All of these people say "my truth" and "live your best life" to excuse literally anything they decide to do. If it makes them happy, that's all that matters

[@darran311]

"My truth " my most hated modern phrase , no there's no such thing there's the truth and then whatever bull you make up to make yourself feel better

[@wombatillo]

What the hell is wrong with Mindy and the writers?

[@lanmandragoran8337]

Success in other venues.

[@rutgerkerpel306]

Demonic posession?

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

The end phenomenon of extreme leftism.

[@justincicconi759]

Too many things.

[@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329]

Brain death

[@bobbystrong6849]

Calling it right now, they're going to create Scooby with a brain swap.

[@courtneynagel8556]

I think I’ve figured it out. Mindy Kaling wants this to be another Crazy Ex-girlfriend, but completely misunderstands what makes a character likeable/watchable. Plus, CXG had killer music each episode. Check out their song “Nothing is ever anyone’s Fault” and it parodies that everyone-is-messed-up-by-their-parents idea

[@laurenmadican1019]

Exactly! CEG at least made the main character WANT to be a good person and understand/manage her flaws. Velma is just vile and has no redeeming qualities.

[@orrorsaness5942]

@@laurenmadican1019 Funny, my Pensuke files does this, and Pensuke files is liked. Pensuke isn’t tho

[@xminusone1]

That's rich from someone whose parents paid for everything and bought her a career.

[@dryfox11]

@@xminusone1 Oh, and a… Phd in “playwriting” from an ivy league school Daddy’s money toootally had nothing to do with that *eyeroll*

[@georgemichailidis139]

I love how she is always like "my hallucinations are cured, I am sure of it" and half a day later the hallucinations are back. "So, why does she still have so much confidence that "now they are away for good"" 😂

[@archlordv3494]

They say that every villain is the hero of their own story. Velma? Velma makes "Big" Jack Horner - a man willing to cut the horns off baby unicorns, shoot a puppy (in the face), carelessly throw away the lives of his own underlings without a shred of remorse, and who is downright pleased to be called an "irredeemable monster" - look like a saint by comparison.

[@Cleruian]

Well, the thing is: 'Big' Jack Horner entertains us with his villany while Velma is just repulsive with her reality-denying ways.

[@scottski02]

Velma is Jack Horner if he had zero self awareness. And if the animation was mid

[@Yipper64]

25:07 exactly. My freaking goodness. Also how do we know these hallucinations would kill her? Like did we get some kind of diagnosis where that was mentioned in the show?

[@jmgonzalez4]

Sadly I think I know the in-show-universe for this: last episode in the historical society Velma had a hallunucantion, but because it was Fred who was with her (and not Norville) she wasn't able to get snapped back into reality, so she ended up with her head inside the empty Edna Perdue journal box, on the ground, and lifeless. Lucky for her the society docents all carried defibrillators. Of course her dying from the hallucination is pretty over the top and unlikely-- I could see it causing her to run off a roof by accident maybe, but it'd be more likely that she'd pass out (which is what I originally thought happened in the historical society, until Fred declared her dead).

[@Yipper64]

@@jmgonzalez4 ok Fred is not a medical expert *at all.* its established he's the typical white guy idiot. so him calling her "dead" doesnt mean anything...

[@jmgonzalez4]

@@Yipper64 oh absolutely. I legit think that after the show cut away from the sight gag Fred used one of the defibrillators to shock her perfectly functioning (but likely four sizes too small) heart. But regardless, the show re-emphasized that Velma had "literally died," immediaty after, while talking to Fred in the diner (timestamp: 9:39).

[@shadysoulsborne9391]

That opening monologue really makes me think the whole show is a Psy-op LMAO no way they wrote that seriously

[@DoctorZisIN]

Welcome to the world of the few who are not parody-impaired.

[@sup1602]

If this was pre 2014 then yes it probably would be a psy-op. Since the world degenerated into clown world, they are DEAD.FUCKING.SERIOUS.

[@ohdot5443]

The fact that they make velma seem so ugly is just dumb. velma actually has a pretty character design im not sure why they are making everyone treat her like she is the grossest ugliest person. Honestly the whole show is absolutely awful even the personalities givin to the characters.

[@travisgeorge1553]

Ah, you still think she's Velma... That's Mindy Kaling, in Velma Drag. I too, would be disgusted to see that.

[@benmillan8005]

They didn't make the character physically ugly, it's just literally every single time she opens her mouth to speak... >.

[@EvilExcalibur]

Honestly that Based Economy clip is the one good thing to come out of this show

[@scottyb2846]

The silver lining of "Velma" is that Disparu can create such entertaining mockery of it! Thanks again, can hardly wait for your next take!

[@Nandorgrand2]

I'm kind of conflicted on these videos. On one hand I enjoy your commentary and critique, on the other you're making me watch Velma.

[@marychocolatefairy]

lol, I feel your pain. I like him making fun of fantasy/scifi things like Halo or Witcher:BO since those are shows I'd watch if they were good, and now I can have them with amusing British voiceover. Velma, otoh, is the kind of grossout cartoon I'd never ever watch normally. But I don't want to miss a Disparu vid, I'm addicted!

[@Notforeignitsboring]

@@marychocolatefairy TRY BEING DENSENSITIZED BY HISTORY AND REAL WORLD EVENTS

[@donutbevil9669]

@@Notforeignitsboring Velma makes uncensored holocaust videos more entertaining to watch. Also, lol, no, Mindy doesn't know or care who you are.

[@keltonschleyer6367]

This reminds me of when I opened up the final Harry Potter book just to find it was a gardening manual with a footnote from J. K. Rowling saying, “If you’re disappointed, you shouldn’t have presumed you have ownership over this material.”

[@stephenlanuto5993]

"I've got news for you..." somewhere out there. Ice-T sensed his greatest threat...or greatest ally This episode is brought to you by "bint", when you can't go ultra spicy

[@cryyc]

You know, someone gave the green light for this show to be made. Imagine

[@dimebag505]

Its crazy as it was probably a few people that had this show pitched to them, read the scripts , saw what happens in this show, the spitefulness of this show and how awful it was and still Greenlit the show. Maybe Mindy has something over them?

[@Es_gee]

Mindy and Grandy probably blackmailed them

[@sp0tl1gtf0rjustice]

This show would be mediocre if it didn't have the Scooby-Doo ip connected to it, it would still be hated by many, but they made it worse by making it connected to the show where a talking dog helps solve mystery. I hate the fact this is an adult show because they minors in this show yet still have stuff such as nudity in the show. Most other versions they are adults or heading to/at college and still are kid friendly, yet till have heart and is fun to watch. I think the limitations of kids shows can help a show out, letting the director the ability to do everything can easily be a flaw as seen here.

[@Pers0n97]

"Ignore the audience" is always an amazing idea that never go wrong.

[@kaylieghskorner9650]

Velma doesn’t need to find her mom, she needs anti-psychotics.

[@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it]

"Refreashing take on characters that had no backstory. Allowing them to grow into the snoop group a new generation will love. Contemperory jokes landing left and right with loads of Hanna/Barbera eastereggs. Mature audience only." 5/5 LMAO

[@THX1138JJT]

Seriously? Everyone knows their backstory. They are drug dealers. Shaggy is the connection and distributer, Daphne is his hot girlfriend who just screws him for drugs, Fred is the enforcer, Velma keeps the books, and Scoob talks when their all trippin'. Christ, I thought we were past this.

[@marychocolatefairy]

Ah, the access media take on modern franchise works. If it has Easter Eggs, it must be good!

[@SaiyanGamer95]

That "underwater ghost" Velma and her dad catch? I'm fairly certain that's the Ghost of Captain Cutler.

[@SamtheBravesFan]

Ding ding ding

[@georgeray1906]

It is Captain Cutler.

[@Werty-im8vo]

20:04 “expedition dumps”. When the nearest outhouse is far away. 😂😂😂

[@bo7341]

7:30 officially crossed whatever line there was left to cross. Pretending this show doesn't exist won't be enough anymore. It must be purged completely from memory.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

NO "MAJOR plot reveal" of ANY kind will save this trashfire, the characters alone drag it down to the lowest level possible, and then digs further down, the story and plot makes NO sense combined with the characters and as said, one of THE worst things is how Mindy gets all the answers thrown in her face whenever she needs them. Here's a fun little "plot twist": the present that she threw outm had her moms BRAIN in it, and by not opening it for years, she killed her.

[@rushalias8511]

There's a plot?

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

....wat

[@maxahaider]

Given the writers' sense of humor, I think the present is Scrappy Doo, and he's dead.

[@Notforeignitsboring]

This statement is objectively wrong.. not only did this show get it's predicted reaction but the show is getting another season which you will either watch yourself , or watch some critic shit on and tell you the whole plot

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

@@Notforeignitsboring shut up the show sucks its not a genuois 4 d chess its just plus the second season was already planned. they wnated 16 esposdes but split to two fuck off

[@ottobaron6392]

Since Gigi is considered a hot girl, and we now know why the hot girls are having their brains removed, my theory is that Gigi will also have her brain removed, and by the end of the season, her brain will be placed in a Great Dane. But that's just a theory, a lame show theory!

[@okaywhynot4728]

I genuinely want to believe that they know better. I want to believe that they know enough about misogynoir to understand why they can’t take the “hot” black girl’s brain and put her in a dog’s body to be their sidekick. I want to believe that they at least know that if they even IMPLY doing that, Twitter will beat their asses PAST Hell itself in the quote retweets. But I’m not super hopeful (and hey, watching this show get shit on is kinda fun ngl)

[@SpiritKitten]

I was wondering if you were even going to do episode 6, I heard what happened, and I just finished going through all your episodes earlier today. Honestly, I'm scared for your sanity, my good man

[@LovelyRising]

The weirdest part about the writing direction on this show is that they're constantly making jokes about how screwed these caricatures are without ever completely following through with them. It's like you're supposed to laugh about how awful all these characters are, but at the end of the day, things continue to work for them. So they never grow as individuals, they're treated better than they deserve, but all the while it feels like they almost want you to be having a laugh at them? It's so bizarre. Just another flop with a writing team that thinks they can make an enjoyable show out of despicable characters without clever humor and well-deserved bad karma for the characters' poor behavior.

[@AntOn-nf9fi]

These writers should all be sued for bastardizing all these original IPs. My kids are Gen Z and even they think this is shit.

[@HighLifeProds17]

I hope, for their sake, that they see all this delusional garbage for what it truly is...

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

is that supossed to be surpising

[@AndrewManook]

@@petergriffin-tu6ug Yes

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

@@AndrewManook how it sucks? its like being surpised kids hate eating shit

[@pancakiy7531]

Why did they pull a gun on Daphne? She was willing to go with them and still believed her adoptive parents to be kidnappers. Honestly they did this to themselves

[@Haterator]

Velma: the gift that keeps on giving... sadly

[@texasbeast239]

Like HIV. Half Intelligent Velma.

[@PunadianOfficial]

and that gift is aids

[@BrokenCornholio1537]

And the pain gets worse as it goes down the line.

[@alexmcdonald5083]

Velma is no gift its an unending nightnare

[@Baltazarddt]

velma has been hated with the passion of a thousand people... who want to keep the 20 bucks in their wallet. This is just glorious

[@Traditional_revolutionary]

You know what would’ve been funny? If Velma’s dad had realized that the diner had turned into a strip club, said “This is inappropriate, we can’t talk here.” Then, took her to a drag queen bar and said “That’s more appropriate.”

[@yurikendal4868]

Both bar minors, so false analogy

[@Mobius118]

For real, the crap they do at the latter one with kids around makes me wish for an asteroid to hit the nation

[@laughingseagull000]

@@yurikendal4868 I wish that were true, lol. They **love** having minors there to rub them.

[@Traditional_revolutionary]

It's a joke....

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

@@Traditional_revolutionary Moronic Joke

[@SammEater]

Also, it's so obvious the "twist" that her mom's research is going to end up as the backstory for Scooby Doo, he talks because he has a human brain.

[@colegillgrass3373]

You know there were classic Scooby-Doo movies releasing while this show was in production, and they performed really well. So how is it that they thought that no one would want to watch more of classic Scooby-Doo.

[@crakhaed]

There's your problem: thought. It wasn't a part of the project at all

[@iknowmyusernamesucks1939]

@@crakhaed yeah, they don’t care about what the viewers want.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Mindy's delivery when she says the hallucinations will kill her and that they're cured are the same: flat. I've seen people having hallucinations and panic attacks, and they sound absolutely distraught. Just the icing on this terrible excuse for a cake.

[@hope-cat4894]

Riverdale had a similar scene with Betty getting on a pole as an initiation to get into the Southside Serpent gang. She was in high school too. 😳

[@aniocitex1131]

We somewhat accept stuff like that because it’s adult actors doing it and not actual teens

[@archstanton9073]

Twin Peaks had their high schoolers infiltrate a strip club as well.

[@NostraFnDamus]

@@archstanton9073 It was a brothel, wasn't it?

[@SamtheBravesFan]

25:10 That, to me, is more disgusting than the cheap strip club attempt at shock value. You're dead right on this one, Disparu.

[@hblaub]

In the 80s, there were movies about children finding their own ways, overcoming their problems and becoming real well-rounded persons. Now, in 2023, mentally ill children are searching for their parents all the time and breaking everything in their way. Better, right? And inspiring?

[@colnelScar2]

Yea there's way worst cartoon dads than the one in Velma. Example: Doofinscmirtz from Phineas&Ferb, his dad literally abandoned him and treated him as a living lawn gnome

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

yes

[@TheSilversepiroth]

Unsurprising that Wired tried to defend it, they're exactly the same type of people

[@GenikaXVI]

"my truth" is not a truth, it's an opinion.

[@jenjenhocho3188]

Just when you think it couldn't be any dumber, Mindy floors it and drive the show straight to the null-void.

[@HunterStiles651]

The show was so bad that Kevin momentarily gained the power to hop dimensions just to escape it.

[@jenjenhocho3188]

@@HunterStiles651 I think you're confusing Kevin with Velma's mom. 😋

[@Inkdisc]

much as im enjoying your recaps, i cant believe you left out the part where velma and her dad made her step mom think the new baby had been kidnapped

[@Andrew-wv7qp]

The ghost they find and forget is apparently a cameo of a villain from the original series. The episode was "A Clue for Scooby Doo" about a ghostly diver that turned out to be just a disgruntled fisherman. I doubt the creators even looked that far into the story, they just added it in hopes the fans would like the series and overlook the complete demolition job they did on the original IP.

[@CourtneyIsGoblin]

When Fred's dad handed him the tumbler of whiskey and hunting rifle, I was like... am I supposed to dislike him? My poor eyeballs, which have been suffering at the sight of Velma, finally felt some peace.

[@TommasoFirmini]

My favorite part is how everyone just accepts and ignores the overbearing racism in this show

[@Blackstock123]

Woke people are the biggest hypocrites around, do as I say not as I do, ironic they are for diversity but only if if everyone looks acts and thinks like they do, it's disgusting.

[@archstanton9073]

I'm not ignoring it. Disparu isn't either.

[@SamtheBravesFan]

I mean, what do you expect? It's pablum among adult shows at this point.

[@TommasoFirmini]

@@SamtheBravesFan at least most shows try to be funny

[@AlainBoudard]

Oh boy, this is the best rant of velma i've seen so far. Thanks for the details about this crap... They didn't ruin my Scooby doo souvenirs though, that's something I guess.

[@infinityoreilly]

It was work to get through this one with you. Thanks for putting the time in to make these, I don't think I'm missing anything here.

[@capnpuncho6139]

If she knows it's hallucinations and not real, then why is she scared of them and running away from them?

[@SamtheBravesFan]

Good question

[@Grizzly_6623]

The big twist at the end of this show is that all of the main characters were actually brainswapped with the OG characters (or some approximation) and that’s how they’ll explain/justify the changes

[@Hawkcam1996]

“When it comes to truly crappy parents, no one beats my dad” Not even child abusers? I call bull.

[@jimmysuperduty1484]

This is the show every single entertainment company has been dreaming of making and never had the guts until now

[@Notforeignitsboring]

wouldnt want to upset the ungrateful critics with cult followings

[@totalrecone]

11:40 "Have you ever thought of *not* being an insufferable bint" Yep. Sums up this whole travesty in one sentence.

[@siloPIRATE]

Why has Velma not seen a psychiatrist? Why has no one flagged that she has hallucinations and looked into it? Why did no one at that strip club flag that she doesn’t work there and she’s underage?

[@lookingforlove839]

I really don't know. Some people are saying the plot got interesting, but my question is: which plot? You have the whole meddling kids unmasking soldiers, which is too stupid even for this show. We have Daphne finding her parents, as if one obnoxious bitch searching for her mom isn't enough. The show did get better from episode 1, but the tone is so all over the place that i really don't care.

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

3:36 Meanwhile, Fred’s father struck him and put out cigars on him, and his mother tried to kill him.

[@michaelcook2290]

Am I correct in seeing from the SCOOBI "what did Scooby do?" joke that the writers fundamentally dislike the original show because its named after a character in the show that isn't really there to solve the mysteries but for comedic purposes? Like, the writers snark is just full on display there?

[@devden07]

Velma show why some people shouldn’t try to make animated shows with out help nor should some people insert themselves into their shows

[@devden07]

Wdym

[@BATASHALACKA]

I love that you comment on the discourse around this series which is as interesting as the series it’s self.

[@themollymachine]

It's crazy how we literally got eight of the worst shows ever made in history in the last year and a half 😂

[@sychuan3729]

She hulk, RoP, Velma and what are other?

[@Cleruian]

@@sychuan3729 You can add Willow and Witcher: Blood Origin. Maybe Andor (Disparu only managed to review 1 episode)?

[@Charagrin]

@@Cleruian What was wrong with Andor? I found it one of the better Star Wars show. Actual intrigue, people actually dying, interesting characters, interesting setting. Better than Obi Wan and that wasn't terrible. Boba is the trash tier.

[@skychieftain]

@@sychuan3729 Halo

[@suburbanbanshee]

My Mother the Car was a work of genius, compared to this.

[@jomeke101]

What Velma needs is for Kevin Smith to start crying his eyes out while watching the show.....lol

[@EternalStorm796]

Disparu. The only way this show can be connected to funny material.

[@joulian]

ok so Scoobi IS the black woman with Shaggy She's the only "new" unaccounted character and the big "mistery" is about Velma's family which we know is a brain transplant that goes by the name of the only character missing, it being a dog. So the dog gets the girl's brain starting the greatest "bromance" by a trans dog and the most beta doormat male ever.

[@FairPlayGaming]

Calling it now: 7:24 - They are going to create Scoobi by putting the brain of a human into that of a dog.

[@76not84]

Despite the anti-white and anti-male bigotry I see all the time in mainstream media, politics, education, etc., somehow I'm still surprised by the nakedness of the hatred in this program. It's wild that the racist misandrists behind this are allowed in polite society.

[@SamtheBravesFan]

I guess they think they can mask being blatant about it with the excuse "It's just a joke! Comedians are supposed to be jerks!"

[@Hollyclown]

So the rumor that Scooby is going to be human isn’t entirely inaccurate then?

[@leaguemastergg3647]

25:26 my truth is that I am 6’6” with millions. Too bad it’s just a fantasy and not THE truth. 🤣😅😭😵

[@Dr.Cosmar]

So the takeaway is, the writer has daddy issues because they are so vacuous they never tried to empathize with them.

[@DredCthulhu]

Been saying it ever since I first heard it "my truth" is a dangerous utterance

[@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391]

I really hope Velma finds her mom and her mom just goes "oh no I wasn't kidnapped I 100% abandoned you because you where horrible. Me leaving was all your fault"

[@ainaqui6095]

Who on earth speak like those characters? ‘The parent who abandoned you emotionally‘😂

[@lexnight8345]

American " mental health " tiktokers.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Hollywood. Californians.

[@joshuak5958]

"Well then call me Ernest Shackleton, because I'm headed to a pole!" NGL, that was pretty funny. Although I'm fairly certain Shackleton never got within 100 miles of the South Pole.

[@natp8387]

Not only that but most of his fame came from being able to survive disasters that frankly he blundered blindly into and usually could have avoided if his ego wasn't so big. So, not unlike Velma in that way too.

[@tkps]

@@natp8387 Exactly.

[@MrBonified66]

We were all hoping for "I'm going out, I may be some time"

[@setlik3gaming80]

When a Horrible person self inserts you get a Horrible Production.

[@hannahs3981]

Mind- I mean Velma's dad seems like the most sane and realistic character in the entire show. It's so fitting that he's the person Velma hates the most Also the fact that she's literally trying to convince him to believe an obvious lie is an allegory for the whole show